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cause MHRise also has the same issues
Yeah, animating on 2s is a stylistic choice
with remobras having low fps when you're far
Windwaker has more draw distance than the legends game trailer does.
But again, that's wishful thinking I'm not confident in
I just want Pokemon Battle Revolution animations back
the legends trailer looked terrible yeah
We'll see in January either way
I hope that gets fixed to some extend
Elden Ring though
I'm so glad it's getting a PC release instead of being some console exclusive.
funnily enough it was kind of teased as a switch game
can we appreciate the fact that Pokemon Platnium has an NPC whose job is to screw with you?
Gamer Goo stops sweaty and clammy hands at the source for up to 4 hours. Infused with essential oils you will have increased grip and enhanced senses when critical moment arise.
HUH??????
i mean this is a decent idea for people who struggle with excess sweatiness/hyperhidrosis but HUH
they should have called it something else
they... they really should've
gamer girl bath goo


omg would love more gamer bath products tho. time to wash up stinkies 💖
after all that help fox gave to that person, i barge in with gamer goo™️ and interrupt their pokemon question
Game Sham
gamepoo
i dunno - when you say "gamer goo" i think of that little bit of grime that collects in the cracks of your controllers an mice and what whatever
Collect those crusty bits, save them up and sprinkle them on salad like you do flakey salts
Hmm
gamersan cheese 
For those extra gamer kick.

Honestly need those I sweat really easily
And also weirdly produces a lot of saliva too that my dentist noticed it and got pretty annoyed lol
botox is an option, but that, uh, gamer hand treatment would be a decent option
insert joke about goo here

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yeah i bet this gamer goo is really popular on those bathtub channels
gotta monetise the simps yo
nope
hello, i am the Laadox. i look forward for sale. give me your best impression.
impression of what?
folks
I have an important announcement to make
https://youtu.be/XSUaBz-_lqI
Half-Life: Alyx will be available for non-VR system owners in March 2020 for ONLY $999.99! PRE-PURCHASE NOW!!!
But seriously, I am really excited for this game, even if I will never be able to afford spending $1k on a VR kit. I just wanna see more of the Half-Life world more than anything. Valve just made a very scummy... but smart and honestly...
that was the announcement
thank you for listening 
i was actually surprised at first when i heard that there are two terms actually for a genre, and there are debates going on about what is which
local gamers use single term "rogalik" for both..
before it meant "croissant" or "bagel"
rogalik

are you from poland, by any chance?
nah, unfortunately
good for you 
you got lucky
Sophists vs Socrates, 2021 edition
im from much worse place 

Florida?
No, Russia. And yeah we call all roguelikes and lites "rogalik" think it's that or we just don't translate the genre name and say it.
well hey - rogalik is a word in
too
it means a 🥐
Yeaah slavic languages doe be like that. Remember talking with polish friend and like understanding partially what she said in Polish.
yeah
i never realized how similar our languages are until i started working retail
no refunds on cyberpunk here tho, sorry
take it up to CDPR 
slavs can understand each other like...
50% of the time
unless they're drinking together
then it's 75%
i like Czech language actually.. many words get the meaning of things more precisely
shame that there are not that much big games from there
i'm sorry?
except Amanita Design
how about - oh i don't know
GODDAMN MAFIA!
a game that would easily take down rockstar a peg or two if it were to come out a few weeks earlier
real talk I remember borrowing PS3 to play games from my uncle
I played Mafia 2
got to box part
absolutely yes
though i had to grind out box sorting
the box part
and then gave up
I did 7

then I kind of like "I don't feel like this is my kind of game"
i can't dusa hard enough 
If it was not clear before I am very used to not getting what I am supposed to do or if the game for real in games, so that can be a common occurrence there and there.
I for real thought I needed to balance out barrels with my power of telekinesis to get to a secret area in Control.
Only later to find out I could have not spent 40 minutes on that
play deus ex then
it encourages emergent gameplay like that
just finished my 5th run two days ago and BOI
what a wild ride it was
yo i did stuff like that...
at least twice a day
if not more often
someday i should play it
played deus ex mankind divided and human revolution. Unsure if I am up to dive into older games knowing I need a bit more direction told to me rather than figuring it by myself.
oh yeah - deus ex 1 doesn't tell you crap
it just goes like "oh yeah - get a file from a computer in a lab"
and then leaves you alone to figure out where that lab is
and how to get into it
and where is that computer
you rarely even get a map - best case scenario you're gonna get a blurry satelite picture that doesn't tell you much
and it's a picture, not a videogamy map
so it won't even tell you where you are in relation to... anything, really
yeah DE1 really wants you to figure out stuff yourself
BUT
it gives you A LOT of freedom in the way you tackle it's objectives
there's no wrong way of doing things there
tbh it' hard to come up with another example of such a freedom in the games of that era
even modern games rarely give you at least 2+ ways to do something
like Prey 2017, or something
i mean - they share a lot of the same DNA
being immersive sims and all
but yeah - deus ex is still the king
especially with the GMDX mod
like - i could spend hours about all the cool stuff i did in that game
like that one time i solved a hostage situation using a fire extinguisher 
how?
or how i got out of alien-infested sewers by stacking piles of radioactive garbage i had to fish with my bare hands out of toxic sludge while hanging off of a lader
or how i managed to sneak out of a super secret lab by stacking two trash cans on top of each other 
or how i found a secret stash of drugs in a bakery in france and then sold it for a rifle scope
or how i managed to sneak past by some terrorists by throwing my gun above their heads - i wasn't going to use it anyway - it might as well be a nice distraction
the list goes on
well - i'd take a while to explain
but i'll try to keep it short
I spent time too much thinking who should get the counterfeit passport in side mission in mankind divided I don't think I would do well in big freedom of choices 
so - i was doing a stealth build, right? which means i was pretty garbo at direct combat
anyway - there's this one bit where you got back to NY and there's supposed to be terrorists everywhere
i went back to a hotel, and i saw... no one - there was just hotel owner behind the counter acting really suspicious like "oh nah man - i can't leave this desk unatended - i'm gonna be fiiiiiiiiiiiine
"
and i knew that behind that counter, hidden behind a wall around the corner there was an NSF terrorist pointing his gun at that poor guy, and i couldn't just run up there and take him out because i had no chance in direct combat - he would either take me out, or that hotel owner, or both of us
so... here's what i did
i picked up a fire extinguisher, stashed it in my inventory, sneaked up to that counter, carefully picked up all the pots and plants and other garbage that was on it and gently put it down on the floor.
then i took out that fire extinguisher out of my inventory, gently placed it on that counter with the nozzle pointing more or less in the direction of that terrorist but made sure that he wouldn't get triggered by it, and then just... pressed action on it
that 🧯 started spewing that white fog everywhere, and the second i heard that nsf terrorist screaming i ran inside only to see him covering his eyes from the gas 
press 1
take out the police baton
bonk on the head 
terrorist goes down, dude saved, here's a key 
and no one died 
now - name me ONE GAME that lets you do stuff like that?
oh man - i still have to play MD
just to see how much dumb 💩 it lets me do
MD is interesting one for sure. It has jank and weirdness, but I say it's neat enough. Although would not recommend playing after playing HR. The cover system gets entirely new way of handling and it was quite dizzy experience to relearn it.
That's good to know! Though before you start I def suggest investing in lung cybernetics because they actually put up a lot of toxic clouds in this one 
And they wall off some goodies
oh hey - that's good to know
because swimming and resistance skills in DE1 are so useless
SOOOOO USELESS
they literally became a meme 
anyways - going back to the cover system
most of the time i used it to just... dance
instead of hiding from enemies

Yeah all cybernetics have use in this one. Guess except hacking if you get enough hacking tools™️
man i love this new hacking minigame they have in HR 
i'd love to have it on my phone to kill some time
it's so good
They up the hacking minigame to be less forgiving and have more variety in your tools for it. It's neat!
In MD
oh that's good
because hacking in HR was just...
basically free XP
i mean - it was fun, sure
but it never felt really challenging
which is my biggest gripe with HR in general
it's just... way too damn easy
That can be a problem in MD too, but if only you go out of your way to stockpile everything and sale everything to get more. That was my experience, at least in the end game part. I didn't get to keep as many things in earlier parts.
I will say right away though. You get more experience if you find codes instead of hacking too. So there is that.
oh?
really?
that's interesting
that's literally the opposite of what HR was doing
see - this is what i really like about DE1
there's no way to farm experience
you don't get XP from hacking or killing or stealth or whatever
you get experience ONLY from exploring and finishing objectives - that's it
so it doesn't matter if you got there the "normal" way, or killed everyone on your path or solid-snake'd your way there or if you just stacked piles of garbage bags to climb to your objective
whatever gets you there - you get the same amount of XP
which is just great 
your approach isn't biased towards farming more XP
it 100% depends on your inventory, skills and creativity
Yeah a shame your xp is based off that. And oh reading helps out too because reading is xp giver quite a bit.
Kind of funny too
what 
Yeah okay wait. If you read enough books in MD you get xp for that.
Each time at certain amount
yo that's even dumber 
Watch out for logs to sneakily give you xp
what does it mean tho
like what - adam might be the best spyboi in the world, but reading...
yeah apparently he's still learning that 
that's dumb
this sends a really weird message 
Okay wait. Turns out hacking gives more xp actually by 5 than by key? Maybe I am just understanding it wrongly.
https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Experience_by_area_(DXMD)
Okay smh
Mobile not cooperating
This is supposed to be full link yet it misses out the ) 😔
also
while we're talking about new deus ex games
rip Sarif's voice actor 
he was so good in HR
i loved him 
but i guess that little fruitflies video he posted after HR launched cost him his career
which is just... sad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAM! SON! THE ILLUMIATI ARE REAL!

also - i know it's a dead horse at this point, but i'm still gonna beat it some more
screw squeenix for killing off this wonderful series for...
a goddamn avengers game, of all the things 
OF ALL THE THINGS IN THE WORLD
they made that montreal studio do avengers 
i've decided that i miss skylanders
i was reminiscing about it
great series
though iirc it was disney who took them down before their disney infinity promptly stopped
realised they were dying so they took all the others down with them, and now the legacy of toys to life games lives on through smash bros amiibos
😔
skylanders was so cool until the like 4th game
like once it hit trap team it was eh and the car one was just 🤮
hey - as someone who didn't buy a single nintendo thing in like... 20 years
please explain to me
what's even the point of amibos?
trap team was aight but superchargers was
relatively cheap and cool figures that get you in game bonuses
how much do they go for?
15ish usd
cool collectible figurines, but sometimes you get useless in-game bonuses
oh god
oh god please tell me it's the persona 5 joker and not the overused and overrated "all edgy teenagers love me" batman joker
yes yes its the p5 joker lol
whew
joker is also my main in smash so :3
but nintendo still has the issue of just not making enough
more like not making enough good games
BOOM 
since when amiibos first were a thing it was really popular and they decided to make a ton for animal crossing but its not popular enough and they made too many so most of what youll find at stores is maybe a couple smash ones and almost all animal crossing
ooo yea the echoes ones are cool

my brother has alm and celica iirc
the splatoon ones are cool
i really wanted these but never got them ;-;
i have
sonic, pikachu, greninja, jigglypuff all smash 4 versions
joker, ridley for smash5
botw archer and horse link
and the 3 splatoon1 amiibo
man i used to just have way too many
i still have all of mine
like i had all of s1 skylanders, got all of the new characters for the second game, and then started just getting the ones i thought were cool
idek what happened to them
there is definitely at least a hundred. i want more tho bc i still want some of the cooler-looking figures
my smash amiibos are
marth, inkling (orange), robin, greninja, charizard (smash 4), bowser and dk (the dual-function skylanders ones), robin, samus and zs samus, and of course my boy incineroar
who i might re-paint when i get around to it
I liked the idea of that lego universe?
game
where you could have the scooby gang beat up the doctor
Ah Lego Dimensions
😔 that was stopped too
oh yeah they all died but they were cute ideas
amiibo were neat for the fact that you could get amiibo of some characters that just didn't have a presence in merchandise, but man fighting scalpers was not fun lol i remember i ended up importing some
yeah unfortunately
it's definitely diminished my enthusiasm for gaming related things the past years
However I will say "among us bts nugget" selling for almost 100k is funny
I agree I got my switch about 2 years ago
and it was still hard cause people were still buying them like candy
Me and my brother got quite the nice collection of Amiibo
yeah and i doubt it's gonna get any better in the next few years
Boy when Game Workshop trolled the scalpers I just got the biggest Schadenfreude
refresh my memory
Well they trolled the scapers that bough Indomitus in Masse then immediately tried flipping them for 3 times its cost on eBay and others. The Indomitus box sold out in less than 15 minutes in both the UK and in the US.
So scalpers tried selling them for hundreds of dollars more. In response, GW said that they would print to order as many as people bought, thus screwing over scalpers that bought dozens.
ohhh, nice love when scalpers get screwed
Well yeah its not going to get better cause companies are playing into scalpers
forced scarcity is so fun!
Actually they confirmed that wasnt their original plan
But after seeing how quickly scalpers bought everything they decided to do that
man I rolled my ankle bad this morning and its bein a pain
can anyone recommend fun league of legends streamers?
emphasis on fun
Meaning not high elo, chilling and not sweating over a kid's video game
so, you need a streamer, who is funnier than a game he/she/they plays on a regular basis 
can't come up with anybody, alas
@devout fjord do u know anyone
Problem, streaming LoL slowly erodes your soul and makes you miserable so you ask the impossible 
Who has fun actually playing the game and not just to pay rent
because every stream I am looking at is high elo slash high skill cap ex challenger ex proplayer
Everyone is just taking it too seriously that they forgot to have fun y'know
that's multiplayer team games in a nutshell
See, I got in mind DiscoHeat
having fun in moba? how can it be possible
You can if you just play with friends
but.. not every day
we with my friend couldn't take more than 3 years of everyday grinding in a row
in hots, which is much quicker
at some point the fun is replaced with duty
like, you're going to a work instead of playing
Congrats you figured out you can move on from a game that no longer gives you enjoyment
or maybe bc hots has died, idk
that was a long time ago
Hots? More like Colds
Not that many honestly lol, I don’t watch a lot of league twitch. I know riot august streams sometimes I bet he would be fun to watch, also polypuff is very fun but idk if he streams
damn the fun streamers rarely stream sadly
That's why they are fun
DoubleLift stream? Usually I find retired professional players to be super chill. Sneaky is also kinda chill.
They already proved themselves so they just kinda play and chill.
Meteos is also another example.
See, they are struggling to stay relevant and are trying desperately to climb and that makes it so hard for the average bronze viewer like me to connect to and chill
what?
i don't think DL or Sneaky is trying to "stay" relevant."
they are already there
Sneaky isn't a league channel anymore
well he sill comments on the LCS here and there
And DL is a diamond player isn't he?
I know who he is
no just no
If you watch one game you've basically watched them all
ahhhhh damn. I have something in my mind like DiscoHeat
well nothing can be furthest from the truth than that lol
but if your sense of entertainment is so limited then i got nothing.
good luck then
but he streams like once a week
Some of the japanese league streamers are pretty good
I like I like shen or something like that
What about socialist_singed?
all 3 LEGO Batman games are $5
👀
VA-11 Hall-A is five years old today! A lil babby. Here's a rare happy Jill and some words: https://t.co/ErFg7UUr7k
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Thanks, I hate it
Give me back my years
What a good game
Shame about the sequel. the creator ended burned of coding so he is in other projects
And probably his country situation is also making it even harder
what happened to the sequel??
He delayed it indefinitively
Well, the short of it is as follows: For the time being we’re changing N1RV Ann-A’s release date to an indefinite one and we’ll start shifting our public push towards other projects. N1RV Ann-A’s production won’t stop or slow down but it also won’t be our main promotional focus for a while.
Or for an even shorter version: N1RV Ann-A’s release date is now WID (When It’s Done) and we might have other projects to announce in the coming months that will come earlier than N1RV Ann-A.
was wondering where it was tho
Ok, but he doesn't acknowledge the elephant in the room
How is the fact he's working with his team in Venezuela affecting things? Given... the preacrious situation rn in the country
Hopefully they are okay
Honestly Ysbryd is a really good publisher, the community is great and I only really dislike one of their titles
The Va11 server I'm in is chill. Minus a few screwballs
Oh my god, I just started playing that game. I love it so much. Reminds me of Coffee Talk, although more, um, spicy lol
Coffee serving is now basically a genre
With Cyberpunk Coffee serving being a big subgenre of that genre
that's oddly specific lol
like who looks at coffee and cyberpunk and goes
yeah that's a match made in heaven
I think you could stretch that to a desire to take a fantastical setting and do something mundane within it
All those item shop sims would be a similar feeling
it’s just one of those things: whatever world or time you’re in, there’ll always be people heading into work looking for the local popular caffeinated drink
Its because Cyberpunk is about the people and their place in the world first and foremost, and the coffee shop/bar setting is great for exploring that
Also saving the world every game gets exhausting
Also cause lots of people write their stories on coffee shops
are they called coffee talk because of hot coffee?
also hot coffee was one of the funniest game things ever
do you know how to make coffee milkshake?
Sooooo.
I was watching the most wishlisted games in Steam
And found... this
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this game looks like a rip-off of certain known game
days gone?
Nope, ||TLoU||
Although this one is a MMO
Anyhow
I wanted to check how effective as Signal Boosting has Next Fest been
And seems quite so
Nakara, Death Trash, Sable and Terra Nil are now some of the most wishlisted games in Steam
With Road 96 a bit under it
To be honest I don't get the hype for Nakara
Seems ok but nothing special
haven't tried, although given time I can make a recipe
Anyhow
The Red Strings Club is a cyberpunk narrative experience about fate and happiness featuring the extensive use of pottery, bartending and impersonating people on the phone to take down a corporate conspiracy. The professed altruistic corporation Supercontinent Ltd is on the verge of releasing Social Psyche Welfare: a system that will eliminate de...
$4.94
6214
80
The game at this price is so much worth it
Short, but fun 
Also this made me notice I don't have the soundtrack in my folder 
Must redownload
That's erm... what she said?
w h y
Hah he got me 
That weird game with procedural temples just came out
Phantom Abyss?
Yhe
Papers, Please walked so Coffee serving cyberpunk could run
I actually played a quite good paper please derivative game
Person of European Heritage #112: Welcome to Relocation Block B, your new home. Your designated role is 'Bouncer'. Work hard, stay out of trouble, and we might let you stay in the UK.In an alternative Britain where Brexit talks have collapsed, an extreme far-right government has taken power. Citizens of European heritage have been rounded up and...
$19.99
1117
71
This game is as subtle as a brick to the face
Introducing THE #KingDice. He's the gamest in the land. And if you didn't know, he's the devil's right hand man. Now some might say his methods are shady, but he's voiced by the one and only Wayne Brady! Tired of the same ole flimflam?
Get more exclusive #GeekedWeek sneak peeks and interviews with the show creators @netflixgeeked.
The video ...
I....
didn't
expect this 
o that reminds me speaking of games and animated series ff9 is getting one 0: it better be good, that's a threat
anywho gn

that's nice
and hey - speaking of good news
remember that New Blood bit at e3 that got me excited for like...
a minute?
and then it ended?
well it turns out those absolute chads made a little compilation of all their upcoming stuff in one, noice 10 minute video
https://youtu.be/2WY720RJrPY
EVERYTHING WE DID AT E3 IN ONE EASY TO DIGEST VIDEO!
We Love You and http://WeHate.Money
honestly this looks more interesting than 3/4 of all e3
why couldn't other companies just do that?
one cool highlight reel, a little bit of talking and then the rest of it is just uninterrupted gameplay
that's how you show off a game 
"NOT NOW, MOM! I'M UPSET!"

discovered a new enemy in miitopia, it's called the fiend and all of its attacks do 999 damage.
i hate it.
why games put in enemies that can oneshot you for no good reason, i don't know
Just get good 😎
oh yeah i forgot no one here cares about this sort of stuff 
next time i'm gonna start with nintendo or something
Do you sometimes just stumble upon a twitch streamer with 3k viewers and is so boring to the point that you wonder how he keeps that amount of views?
bathtub streams can't get you really high.
they can't get you more than 1k viewers if you lack charisma they sure are a starter
I wander a lot on twitch
and aside from amouranth or indiefox and a couple more most vary around 100 and 1k viewers
This is why I rarely watch streamers that hit over 100 viewers
I like smaller, comfier streams
20 -80 viewers tops
You get to know people there, chat isn't crowded
yeah it's only then when the streamer gets the most engaging with the chat
It's nice
Yeah
If you're looking for someone really entertaining and engaging to watch with a small community
I recommend Mr. Icarus 
Icaruslives on twitch, I believe
Some of the most entertaining streams I've been on were on his channel 
Cool I'll keep an eye on him
Ye 
Wait until you played D3
Where at a certain point, even lowly skeletons one-hits you
Nah, he’s fine, he just wants a hug
Time to play pacifist mode then
oh this is just...
adorable 
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1465510/Dusk_82/
Dusk '82 is a retro-styled puzzle/adventure game based on the 2018 hit shooter DUSK. Solve X bite-sized levels inspired by puzzle classics like Chip's Challenge and Sokoban, or make and share your own levels with an intuitive map editor and full workshop support. Levels can even be copied and shared as a simple text string! Enemies and their ...
SOON™
in this weird, "wtf are you doing, mate?" sort of way
tomorrow is the steam sale. i am very eggzitet.
People are hating the new DnD I see
What it kills me is the over-desriptiveness
G U T T E D E L K
It doesn't say it contains dismemberment, no it says the context when the dismember happens and why
You could say Warning: Blood
Or
Warning: This game contains depictions of a globular protein made up of by the mixture of water, amino acids, proteins, carbohydrates, lipids, hormones, vitamins, electrolytes, dissolved gasses, and cellular wastes, (Also known as 'blood') being exsanguinated from NPCs with hostile intention to the Player, the exsanguination of this enemies is directly correlated to the appliance of Blunt or Sharp force over their extremities, torso or head with any improvised or professional weapon at your disposal.
it's so strange someone would go out of their way to go into detail about gore they got in
since you know simply saying it is enough
The problem is as I say is that they just end being a Captain Obvious.
When the Gore happens? When you hit an enemy
people who don't want to view it or even described would back away from the game right away too with simple description.
like I am unsure who this formatting is aimed at.
My problem is that I already forgot the begining once I finished reading
wait
I just read the end of this
"including mild terms such as "damn" and "hell"
"You know I think this in depth warning lacks something, put up the mild terms at the end there, maybe they might not like that."
huh 
i think i saw something like this at the back of TLOU2 box 
"wE DoN't UsE tHe WOrd 'fUn'. "
yo dunking on tlou2 will never stop being funny 
I don't think tlou2 is bad it's just not game of the year material
Or maybe gaming industry can't really stoop any lower than that
"SurPrIsE MeChAniCS"
they would cancel a charity fundraiser for suicidal people just to protect their IPs
oh wait, that's...
actually what happened last year with nintendo 
Wew
Talking about TLoU
There is a game in Steam which is one of the Most Wishlisted that looks like 'TLoU but an MMO'
I mentioned it earlier this night
The Day Before is an open-world MMO survival set in a deadly, post-pandemic America overrun by flesh-hungry infected and survivors killing each other for food, weapons, and cars. You wake up alone in a world you no longer remember, setting out to find answers and the resources to survive.SURVIVE AT ALL COSTSSearch abandoned vehicles, houses, and...
Coming Soon
That's an old meme
you know
uncharted cart would be a good idea
One game before we get The Last Of Karts
it would show us that naughty dog still has at least SOME goddamn sense of humor
All Sony has to do is release a good kart game
instead being more nihilistic than a 16 years old after a marathon of rick and morty
There is something about the game that let me sour taste
'Torture is morally good actually if they deserve it' UwU
it's not even that
"The emotional game"
if the game actually went with a message like that i would at least have some respect for niel for writing that
no matter how disgusting it is
This game will have emotions man PAY US
but the whole damn story is so paranoid and it flip flops between so many approaches
it's unreal
Either that or
'Poor Joel/Ellie they feel bad after so much torturing people' :'(
I just can't believe it took them 7 years to make this
Wait until you hear about 2077
the rope mechanics took them 2 years 
jk
idk
but could be
We know that 2077 had another idea and that was pitched for what we know as 2077
hey remember those headlines talking about how druckman insisted on his crew watching GODDAMN EXECUTIONS ON LIVE LEAKS so that they could portray all this cruelty with greater detail?
and how some of those folks got really metally scarred after that?
oh no?
am i the only one remembering this?
well shoot
Did you saw the 2014 prototype of CP77?
It's unreal
huh
Yeah that was scrapped because investors didn't like it
funny
I just watched Whut happen to CBP 2077
it was... something
I feel bad for the devs
Instead they moved on with the "gtav but with cyber parts"
2013 August build footage
Found it
2013
The MC was called V already
I watched CHAOS's gameplay
and ngl it has potential
but there are some weird design choices
C H A O S
Chaos pissed in my doormat trying to draw his face on it
in your doormat?
how big is that doormat?
or how small is this chaos you're talking about?
BOIS
Developer and publisher Tripwire Interactive is proud to announce that esteemed first-person shooter and co-op action title, Killing Floor 2 is going… to the Moon! Killing Floor 2: Interstellar Insanity, this year’s free summer update, blasts off with a new map, unique rewards, new bundles, astronaut cosmetics, and more. Players can take one gia...
we're going home 
Idk why, but this guy keeps reminding me blond Shepard
And his buddy is prompto on a bad Lightning cosplay
I love how people have already most likely solved the twist of the game
i mean - it's a final fantasy game - so there's only one twist this game can do
he is CHAOS?
it's gonna be like...
you're gonna get to chaos, kick it's ass and then the game will go "oh nooooo... i wasn't against you... i was merely trying to protect you from something EVEN WORSE!"
what a tweest!
bonus points if there are some family ties there
watch me
pin this post, screencap it - whatever
I'm calling it 
and i haven't even seen the game yet - just that really... really awkward trailer 
when's this game coming out @wraith cradle ?
it just says 2022
ok
remember this post
There are two theories
||The game is an Isekai||
||Jack is Garland when he was still human||
if it turns out i was right
i wanna be a mod
tf do any of those things even mean?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
The second theory has A LOT of weight
ALL of Jack's Execution quotes are ||Garland's Quotes from Dissidia||
can't we just...
Isekai is basically, blonde shepard, short thunder, and um kanye were from other world and to go back to other world they have to kill CHAOS
have a game?
that stands on it's own?
a nice little self contained story that doesn't rely on years of lore from other games and what not?
screw it
i give up
i'm too
for this - imma go play some quake
it's quake's 25th birthday today 
call me a boomer, i don't care
happy birthday, quack 
you're still the best one of this weird, disjointed series
there's still very little FPS games that can match quake's atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeNrRHty-Lo
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oh
trent reznor was a perfect match for this game
i hope they get him back for the next one
Imma say, NIN being in Quake still feels random
random?
it's flippin perfect
trent reznor was a fan of id - playing doom for years at that point
and id were fans of NIN - there's even a NIN reference in Thy Flesh Consumed
they were a perfect match
I saw the Ahoy video about Quake and how the band kinda forced themselves into the game kinda baffles me
Not saying it wasn’t a perfect fit, but you don’t get stories like this every day
yeah, it's a bit of a shame
id software were rockstars back in the nineties
in almost every sense of the word
the only difference being...
instead of playing sick riffs they played deathmatch
Oh boy look at those HAWT reviews
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I understood this, watching the videos talking about Doom and Quake development, they’re really are rockstars of the gaming industry back then
oh maaaaaaaaan
you have no idea
like - i watched all those videos multiple times
i lived this whole subgenre for over 20 years now
and trust me - those videos
barely scratch the surface
there's this book about id software's glory days called "masters of doom" - i highly recommend it
and if you're not into that...
don't worry - there's literally a netflix show about them in the works 
Well, the only reason I would get Netflix is to watch the Witcher season 2 and Gundam Hathaway’s Flash

but yeah - when (or IF) that show actually comes out
there's few things i wanna see there
1 - young john carmack being a complete brainiac and making GODDAMN THERMITE and using it to break into his school to steal a computer to... do some coding in his free time (yes - that happened)
2 - john romero chugging jack daniels like it's capri sun and deathmatching instead of... you know - working
3 - carmack literally axing solid wood doors in his office just to see if everyone in the next room is working instead of slacking
Netflix seems to have some good anime series
4 - i wanna see those solid brick office walls literally explode
and yes - all of those things actually happened
5 - carmack giving his ferrari away as a first price in a quake tournament, laying groundwork for esports
6 - ||and this is super obscure and i doubt anyone's gonna get this||
i wanna see some cone'd action
or hell - i want this show to... well - show us - how fast and loose they were playing with copyright laws in their early days 
seriously this company has so many cool stories to tell from their earlier days
was it legal?
some of it
was it professional?
hell no
a little bit of history
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really entertaining video 
Oh yeah maybe I should have posted the twitter link
Thank you
I got like 30-35 characters
I thought Zag was carrying a boombox lol
d u s a
Well, Finished Ender Lilies loved it

personally i was super happy to see transformice get a spot on the picture
it totally caught me off-guard when i spotted it bc i haven't thought about that game in so long
There was also Hotline Miami lol
i can name at least 3 games, so i count that as a win in my book
That guy went and combed his entire steam library to paint this 
I liked Transformers: the game
i like that everyone else is eating normal food and they gave isaac a tin of dog food
like.... yup, that's binding of isaac for ya
Help me I'm trying to find one in concrete
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/waldo/images/9/9d/Character.Waldo.jpg
Is he there somewhere?
w...waldo?? gjfhgh we don't call him waldo here
by the way, the creator made a list and chart for every single character and game featured
i wish there is a quiz so i can try guessing
Ori erasure :(
they have freaking turnip boy commits tax evasion but no ori
drew this back when I played hollow knight right after ori 2
https://seacrestgreen.tumblr.com/post/640858344329986048/cartography-is-fun
any details? I'm considering it too
Kinda got the Hollow Knight feel on it
Although I believe the bosses are much harder than the normal enemies and the minibosses
does it have endgame stuff like HK pantheon
memorable characters, story, ending? @wraith cradle
very cute crossover picture
finished OneShot 😭 I'm gonna miss Niko
Did you oneshot the game?
Not much in memorable characters or plot but the array of skills was quite interesting
Only got the normal final boss apparently tho
i did :)
uh depends on if youre playing blind or not. i didnt do blind bc i just generally dont? play games blind? and it still took me about 5 hours to get through the entire story. going blind will be longer
Yeah if you really want to you can beat the game in one or two sessions
(in fact that's what you're probably should do but I'm glad I didn't have to)
i did all the way through, 100% achievements and finishing off the final ending, though the last achievement pinged without me going through it lol
i kinda went in like, well i've owned this game since like 2017 maybe i should finally knock it out of my library, came out of it feeling a lot of things lmao
yeah that's relatable
One cool person in a discord I'm in really loves this game so I wanted to try it but my pc didn't meet the minimum requirements until four months ago
Yeah it was that bad
I did blindthrough of the game, but made sure I looked up for few puzzles since I am bad at puzzles
I used a spoiler-free guide cause I tend to get lost a lot
yeah the thing i used was p much just notes for everything i needed to pick up to do what purpose. the map is, imo, a bit confusing to navigate around initially
lol I would say that it is always a bit confusing
It adds to the charm though somewhat
And again I'm the person who can get lost in three trees so...
I'm used to playing with guides
I can not for the love of everything to even attempt scary looking puzzles
when I got to a puzzle in control I literally looked up the solution since no
really depends on my attention span and how much time said attention span is willing to spend on a puzzle before i lose interest
in oneshot's case i was really just looking to 100% it and get it out of my backlog
the game did coincidentally call me out on that 
screw the puzzles that are trial and error sort of or you have to find the proper combination of things
I actually had a nice time with most of these sort of puzzles in OS
i guess the only thing i really considered a puzzle was the thing with the switches, which did have me pulling out scrap paper for
Except the one in Solstice with the houses. I just copied the solution from the guide because I didn't want o waste time going in circles
There were multiple things with switches...
the puzzles were ok from what i can remember, and it’s the kind of game you can relax to while vibing with the music, so i didn’t mind taking extra time to figure things out
it was one with colours and you had to guess the correct colours within like 10 attempts or whatever. that one.
i dont really remember much from other puzzles in the game so they werent smth i took much time with
once you get into the habit of keep an eye on the files for funny business it doesnt take much to figure out where the game is pushing you
okay that makes sense
There WERE hints outside but most of them are just like 'keep trying until you get it' shshs
i think its easier if you note it down on paper as you go, its easier to see a pattern and adjust to find a solution
i guess keep trying works but if you have a record of each attempt and what changes were wrong or not affected, you can find which you need to switch
yes yes
I was gonna be like 'i didn't need to write it down' but I did actually
I just think I passed it relatively fast so it wasn't all that horrible actually
What was worse was getting lost straight up in the barrens before thinking 'oh so it's this sorta game' and firing the guide up
Lol, just read the new DnD game has the Mage class locked behind a future DLC lmao
f
I remember the first reveal trailer, the chats were CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Baldur's Gate 3 or Dark Alliance?
Oh I meant which one was locking the magic-user behind DLC
But I now realize that can't be BG3 lol wizards are already in the game
In more positive news, Phantom Abyss is rad as hell
time for my 100th run of carmine's arcade mode on unib

OHO
Fair
I used to play a TON of baldurs gate 3 dark alliance
so its weird them as two seperate games rn
I just found out that a Borderlands movie is coming out
Will it highlight the looting then? 
Like, seriously, did people who play these looter games paid a lot of attention to the story? Lol
Whenever I heard about DnD, I’m immediately reminded of Wizards of the Coast, and then, immediately reminded of how bad the company looks these days
MtG looks bad nowadays
so, uh...
i tried to be sly and funneh on a steam community hub, and, uh...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/225916795008188417/857179026800377876/unknown.png
didn't...
didn't really pan out how i wanted 
I'm curious - anyone here played Biomutant? I wonder how it is in terms of exploration, mainly. Especially when compared to HZD, which is absolutely fantastic in that aspect imo (and awesome game in general). Like the world is intriguing enough and so beautiful, that after completing the quests I found myself just running around, from one campfire to another, collecting collectables on a way, and just enjoying it all (with occasional fighting). How is it with Biomutant?
I just found out that
I have Daikatana in my steam library
wonder how it got there
Don’t consume it, might be drugged
throw it!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!
can't refund
no seriously - i might be the biggest oldschool fps fan on this server
so with that in mind... trust me when i say that daikatana...
kinda deserves its infamy
it's not a good look
when someone goes on youtube, sees it and goes "oh so that's what kraja likes" or whatever
nah mate, naaaaaaaaaah
if you have the OG deus ex in your library then yeah - that might be it
HOW IN THE HELL
did one developer manage to release one of the best and one of the worst games of that era...
IN THE SAME YEAR!?
i mean - yeah i know that different people worked on those and they just shared the same ion storm brand, but still
anyways
https://youtu.be/JYnbHfwbPQw
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but... yeah
while this game is bad
and ion storm folded soon after it's craptastic one-two punch of daikatana and invisible war
i still have to say... romero quickly got back on his feet after this
people still remember his rockstar's lifestyle from the nineties - with all it's ups and downs
but nowadays he's become... really humble - thanks to all those experiences from the past
unrelated but look at my decent art lol
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243073250039431168/857249310319837184/image0.png
and is a super interesting person to listen to and learn from
i really recommend looking some interviews up on youtube and what not if you like learning about games and their history 
there's some really interesting stuff there
so yeah @woven breach
daikatana is an... interesting game to read about
and it's a great textbook on what NOT to do in your FPS game
so feel free to give it a shot just out sheer curiosity
just... don't expect to find a good game there 
Joker Persona 5?
Thank you :3 it’s been a bit since I’ve done anything so I’m proud of it so far
man...
Yes, gave it the hat horn things, wings, and the blue fire effect
i gotta say
persona 5 has some mad style 
Well soon to be blue
and it looks like something i might enjoy
i mean - hell - i still jam to that OST every now and then
HOWEVER...
every single time someone says "joker"
my meme scarred mind goes to this
https://youtu.be/iddjbpUOhcg
every goddamn time 
i cannot just unhear it now
Persona 5's aesthetics are incredible
"Tetrakarn"
the sound design on tetrakarn and makarakarn is so good
yeah - which makes me even sadder every time i see all those AAA games going for that default, overly simplistic, bland white UI
even if it doesn't fit the game at all
It’s also one of the best counters in smash lol
it's like
"oh we have this new cool game set in norse mythology - it's gonna be pretty and detailed and cinematic as fugg and you're gonna be using some fancy weapons with ornate details and what not"
"what sort of UI style should we go for?"
"i dunno man - just slap some white line squares there and call it a day"

Persona has flair, Norse myth does not hence the bland ui lol
POV: You're trying to recover as Ike
oh you've got to be joking
POV: you are trying to recover as any character with a recovery that has a hit box 😔
TRUE
even without a hitbox he can just bair and kill
with arsene
I played a lot of joker but my combo game is tragic so I took up Wolf instead
Lol I just love joker
He feels so smooth
And i can do the falling fair and falling uair stuff on a solid basis
He has a couple jablock setups and lmao Spotify just started playing beneath the mask
It’s great
Even without dair is a solid gimp tool
if every smash character were designed like wolf and joker the game would be a masterpiece
The game would also be balanced but we can’t have that now can we
i think its pretty balanced all things considered
the most balanced in the franchise by far
Online is just jank as hell
God no have you tried playing any heavy
Not even gonna mention dk 😔
dk is cool too
The fighting game characters are dumb Imo
but I play more Bowser
Like they don’t work in smash from a design perspective
they're cool, I cant do their command inputs but I respect them
give us an arcade stick
Yea and smash isn’t made for cancelling and inputs so it’s harder to pull off
And just finicky
i still think Kazuya is a cool addition
Since I played a bit of ken and I can do the same motion 10 times and get different outcomes
very happy Tekken finally got its well deserved slot
Eh, I didn’t want another fighting game character. I wanted Dante >_>
my dumbass can only do jab jab shoryu
but im learning
I’ve seen higher end ken gameplay and it terrifies me
The thing with fighting game characters is that much like actual traditional fighting games a punish leads into a whole combo, but since smash is percentage and not set hp it doesn’t work from a design perspective lol
Since they can just die at 0 while in a traditional one you’d maybe drop them to about 2/3 if it’s optimized
I just don’t like it from a design perspective and from player it’s too finicky for me to enjoy on a more serious level
Since all of them have combos that can carry to the blast zone which is crazy along with shield breaks and stuff
Just they don’t work in smash too well Imo
Hence why I was disappointed with kazuya since I also didn’t even know who he was when revealed
thats true from a competitive sense, but players still find ways to make them work
but in a casual sense, where if you were to play stamina mode or something, it feels great
sakurai and his team look at fun first when adding new characters and I appreciate that
@dire saffron
yeah, the competitive scene kinda evolved on its own
and I think given they're trying to cater to two different audiences, they're doing a good job
You see somebody pick a fgc rep online and you get the vibe they take the game seriously
..or they could body you in any other game
Lol yea I preform much better on bbtag than I do with ken on smash
I just hope that the last dlc character won’t be disappointing
Like Dante would be sick
Crash Bandicoot
Shantae
thats all I want
Dante would also be cool
I feel like the last one is either gonna be massive or dissapointing, no in between
Indie reps just don’t exist as main fighters sadly 😔
Yeaaaa
Unless they're making Fighter's Pass 3?
If they are, Sakurai probably isnt working on it
No this next character will be the last afaik
Yea he’s planning to retire soon lol
Yea Sakurai is already sick with smash
Ultimate just feels like too big of an opportunity to pass up
Cant wait for Sakurai's next project
such an easy cash grab
I wonder if they make Smash 6 or just keep building on Ultimate?
Sometimes I wish nintendo just went the sega way
Ultimate is probably gonna be last
Yea I expect ultimate to be the last
Unless they want to make a new smash gsme without sakurai
They may just reboot the franchise
Nintendo have all this great game designer
this game specifically was also Sora Ltd and Bandai Namco
But I cant with nintendo's business philosophy and outdated practices
I have to agree
if the Switch weren't a money printer we'd be looking at a different nintendo
Honestly I have the switch for not ninty stuff lol
Splatoon could have been bigger
same
It’s for all my indie games that I love to bits
Oh nvm im the opposite
Same lmao my switch is just my dedicsted indie machinr
I mean they are making a 3rd one lol
outside of shovel knight and hades
My pc is really low spec so I cant really run games on it
Lol same my computer barely runs pyre at 25-30
splatoon 2 online is so smooth
Lol yea probably since it was made with online focus
Since like
That’s literally the game
Is online
They are but I feel like Splatoon can get like... COD big if it was a game available on consoles and pc
Splatoonm was also Nintendo's shot at making an actual competitive focused game
Yea I mean I loved splatoon, like it was designed really well
Just I lost my sploon2 cartridge ;-;
Sadge
Very
MUCK
I only played the demo of it but I had a really good time with it
the game and world design are great
Its such a fun twist for shooters
I remember playing it back when it was on the wii u, was a lot of fun but of course I had to get the library copy and not the bought from store copy 😭
thats rough
I'm about to explode
Mudkips can't learn that movement
It's funny because it can learn Damp which makes it immune to Explosion
Leaf Blade
oh you heard about bobby kotick gettin another 122mil bonus too?
yeah i'm about to explode too 
learn. damp.
Looks like the game worth a try
no demo? i played the demo
On console :/
I missed playing JRPG
I played on yt
Maybe I should get some for next month
ah, the combat was alright. comparable to...Ys 8, i suppose. demo didnt reveal much of the story/character, and thats all that matters to me
guys, i am eggzited?
Steam sale? I'm so Pog to not buy anything and play something from my backlog.
Probably just gonna play Isaac and Hades again instead of actually clearing the backlog
play quake 
Man Im ready for the steam sale
also tomorrow epic is giving away sonic mania
so I'm really excited to play it finally
yes it is
I'm looking at my wishlist and nothing tickles my fancy tbh
ew
What
I need this steam summer sale
I NEED IT
I just spent 10$ on kerbal space program and now I need more childhood games
I guess I'm alone in the not buy anything boat
its a good boat
no you're not
i'm here
why do u put it in then
Well my preferences change overtime
What seemed great to me then aren't as attractive as they used to be.
hang on - let me look at my wishlist
Serious sam 4, shadow warrior 2, wolfenstein: the old blood, doom, doom eternal aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
killer 7
i might have a problem 
I found blind forest better than Ori WotW
WotW felt like they tried to be hollow knight, but took the elements that I didn't like
Not even Doom2k16?
No I mean you don't own 2k16?
no
played it on console
FPS on console
hey i had no choice
Is something I can't get into
So did the sale already start?
i mean...
there is a learning curve there
and you can learn it - sure
motion sickness
but there's still no way to avoid the elephant in the room
the goddamn controller
well then - switch to pc FPSs
crank that fov up and enjoy that glorious, glorious smoothness 
pc or console?
PC
i...
would give 2016 around...
Once you play PC fps's, you really can't go back
7/10?
maybe 7.5
and that comes from a lifelong fan of the series, mind you
like...
i really appreciate what this game did for this current FPS renaissance we're going through - bringing it to the mainstream and letting it really get some speed after 2011 ROTT kickstarted it
rott?
but...
it's got flaws
the pacing is... meh - the whole game plays only two notes - little bit of quiet exploration and constant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rise of the triad remake
it was...
broken as hell, i wouldn't even call it a good game
but it's heart is in the right place and it kickstarted this return of proper FPS games
anyways
back to 2016 - besides the pacing, the game isn't really ballanced
SSG is broken, and so are most runes, while the rest of them is just boring and useless
multiplayer is just bad - i was dunking on it since the open beta and nothing has changed there
there isn't really much in terms of weapon mods - as in - every weapon has one mod that is objectively better, rendering the other one pointless
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the guardian bossfight crashes on PS4
right at the end
which is infuriating
SSG = Super Saiyan God?
it's a good game and a great power trip
but it just doesn't have nearly as much staying power as any other game in the series

the Super-goddamn-ShotGun
my guy don't abbreviate unless you already write out the full name once.



