video-games

[twin yarrow]

poor little boston dynamics dude

[junior crown]

redfall coming 2022

huh

[polar dragon]

i... like it

[fathom juniper]

eh

[twin yarrow]

well, that's something

[fathom juniper]

ok so out of my 3 predictions...

i only got one

and it was a goddamn forza

[junior crown]

smh they had to show the spider again

[twin yarrow]

well, no owolfenstein

[fathom juniper]

WHERE IS MY OWOLFENSTEIN!?

[polar dragon]

[twin yarrow]

sadge

but overall, i have to say, this conference was more tasty than yesterday one

[fathom juniper]

but yeah - they were killing it

a solid 8/10

next time - more gameplay, less prerendered CGI

[polar dragon]

agreed

8/10

[fathom juniper]

and at least stop for a second between games and explain stuff

please

oh there it is

[polar dragon]

!!!

[fathom juniper]

the xbawks fridge

[polar dragon]

I want that

xD

[junior crown]

what a tiny lil mini xbox fridge

[fathom juniper]

they're embracing the memes

[polar dragon]

dude i would buy that and post it here

[fathom juniper]

[polar dragon]

if they actually release it

[rancid token]

I'm not watching the event but I see Slime Rancher 2?!

Hell yeah

[fathom juniper]

so the next one is squeeenix

i just want one thing

deus ex, please

[stable kindle]

i think the last time i played slime rancher it was still in early access 😔

[fathom juniper]

bring my boi back

[rancid token]

It's so good tatz

[stable kindle]

yeah i liked it when i played it but i just never got back around to it lol

[rancid token]

Fair

I think I did the same with Dead Cells

[fathom juniper]

man - i need a after this

[stable kindle]

2017 apparently https://gyazo.com/5862c8f863cd6a16c9a310687d36b181

[fathom juniper]

oh wait, no
i just realized

[junior crown]

showed my brother that slime rancher 2 is coming and he just recently got into slime rancher and said he hopes he has enough time to do everything in slime rancher 1 before 2nd

[fathom juniper]

there was no halo monke
0/10, into the trash it goes

[rancid token]

I think he should, there's a couple bits of Slime Rancher that are like

Pretty grindy

But there's a definite ending you can reach

[polar dragon]

where is hades on that list

riot

[stable kindle]

psychonauts having the smallest %, disrespect

[polar dragon]

twitch crowd is too young for psy

[twin yarrow]

i voted for them

[fathom juniper]

for shame

[polar dragon]

25 years in the making?

shut up this isn't star citizen

[fathom juniper]

what is this
duke nukem forever?

[bleak coral]

Microsoft crushed it

and Bethesda

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-5105344

4/5?

[polar dragon]

nice

i gave it 8/10

kraja gave it 8/10

some how we are in perfect agreement

[fathom juniper]

no wolfenstein tho

7/10

oh, wait - i just realized
there was no wolfenstein too

so that's 6/10

actually - make it a 5/10

[twin yarrow]

there was no youngblood as well

so, not so bad

and no youngblood 2

[fathom juniper]

every second i don't see wolfenstein, this score is going down

4/10

3

2...
1..

[hardy onyx]

You've been wolfenstymied

[fathom juniper]

[polar dragon]

gottem

[fathom juniper]

i've been really waiting for only three games this E3
new splinter cell, new wolfenstein and new deus ex

two out, one more to go

damn it

[twin yarrow]

that's why i have no hopes

[polar dragon]

no hope only suffer

[fathom juniper]

[stable kindle]

the trick is going in with no expectations

[fathom juniper]

oh trust me - i have no expectations of this industry

alright - how long till squeenix?

[stable kindle]

and yet you are still disappointed

[fathom juniper]

video games will always find a way to disappoint me

[bleak coral]

thats the spirit

[dire condor]

Is yugioh dawn of a new era playable today?

[fathom juniper]

alright - someone ping me when squeenix starts

[twin yarrow]

noted

[stable kindle]

lets skip over squenix and go straight to pc show :3

[polar dragon]

tatz just wants that riot actions

[stable kindle]

well yes but also just to be annoying

[polar dragon]

what even is new with squenix nowadays?

[stable kindle]

dunno i dont keep up with them lol

im basically fan of old square stuff, not so much modern stuff these days

[polar dragon]

yet another ff remake

[stable kindle]

yet another ff7 game*

[fathom juniper]

nah - tatz just doesn't want me to see mah boi adam jensen

or should i say

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadam

Son!
The illuminati are real!

[stable kindle]

god was fable 3 really 2007, i feel old

[junior crown]

no no

it was 2010

which means 11 years

still old

[stable kindle]

slightly less old

[fathom juniper]

pffffffffff

[stable kindle]

i remember once upon a time fable was really popular lmao

[fathom juniper]

yeah and then fable 3 came out

i'm...
still salty

that fable 2 skipped PC and then we went straight to 3

[junior crown]

Hopefully we will see more about the fable game in making

[fathom juniper]

boi what a ... shock it was to go from 1 to 3

[stable kindle]

it was fun to watch the reception, as someone with no investment in the series

[fathom juniper]

yeah i actually... really liked fable 1

see?
i'm not all about shooty bang bang games

the run and gun
the scoot and shoot

just... mostly about them

[twin yarrow]

and loot

[fathom juniper]

no

[polar dragon]

so e3 is in the interview stage

anything else on twitchgaming side?

[devout fjord]

did someone say ruined king

[stable kindle]

no

[polar dragon]

!!!

[devout fjord]

oh

[fathom juniper]

[devout fjord]

pc game show has 39 games

[polar dragon]

99 games, ruined king isn't one of them

[devout fjord]

[stable kindle]

[fathom juniper]

more like 97 games cause wolfenstein, splinter cell and deus ex aint them

[polar dragon]

[fathom juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638031423340806185/853710815064227870/pain.jpg

[stable kindle]

this means nothing to anyone here bc i already showed madcar but i just want to laugh about winning a lab run with a horde of poros https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789289329322491925/853712271841820682/20210613140635_1.jpg

[junior crown]

I do not understand the card slang, but I am proud and happy for you.

[fathom juniper]

i like the purple

[stable kindle]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/1/13/Fat_Poro.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150215123504

thats a poro

[junior crown]

aaaa

[fathom juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/its-so-fluffy-gif-5749188

[junior crown]

I sort of understand now!

[stable kindle]

i had abilities that summoned a random one each round, and another that buffed them, so i just overran the match with cute fluffballs

[fathom juniper]

so... basically a zerg rush?

[polar dragon]

poro is kinda like murlocs i suppose

i guess if anything, SC will live on as a zerg rush reference

[stable kindle]

lmao yeah

i do love zerglings so thats fine

i just realized im wearing hades shirt today, happy coincidence with announcement

i manifested it, youre welcome

[twin yarrow]

@fathom juniper squeenix is up

[fathom juniper]

dope

thansk

[stable kindle]

cant wait for more ff7 news

[polar dragon]

danke

im postponing watching that because fnc vs rge is a banger right now

let me know if there is anything worth noticing por favor

[fathom juniper]

I NEED A HERO!

I NEED A HERO FOR BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!

this makes me want to play SR3 again

or watch shrek 2

[twin yarrow]

or both

[stable kindle]

well all i can say is i hope they have a different plan from what they did with avengers lol

[fathom juniper]

OOF

[stable kindle]

single player

there you go

[fathom juniper]

wait

how are you so fast?

[stable kindle]

im on the e3 stream idk

[fathom juniper]

me too?

bah - no matter

[polar dragon]

is it too mean to spam ded gaem meme?

[fathom juniper]

nah - go right ahead

no one's moderating the chat anyway

[stable kindle]

[fathom juniper]

i'm calling it now

there's gonna be FF7 remake part 2

watch me

wait
WAIT

was that dog...
a goddam Łajka?

you know - Laika - that dog that went into space... and never came back

[twin yarrow]

idk, i haven't read the comics

[fathom juniper]

[rancid token]

I mean, it would be dope if they put something out for FF7R2

[junior crown]

oh huh

press x to talk

[fathom juniper]

oh hey they're doing telltale thing

wait...

HANG ON

wasn't there a guardians of the galaxy telltale game?

[rancid token]

There was

[fathom juniper]

i could swear there was

yeah

[twin yarrow]

there was.

[fathom juniper]

tf

rip telltale btw

the wolf among us 2 never ever

[polar dragon]

F indeed

[fathom juniper]

damn it - i'm not getting any wolves tonight

[twin yarrow]

how about steins

[fathom juniper]

jeez
look at the chat resident sleeping

they're all just

[polar dragon]

they do be savage

[junior crown]

you can never please the twitch chat tbh lol

[stable kindle]

you guys keep chats on for streams? whack

[polar dragon]

though it's to be expected tbh

[polar dragon]

threater mode is one hell of a drug

[fathom juniper]

why are they on an instant noodle planet?

[twin yarrow]

i'm having strong destiny vibes

[polar dragon]

why are they fighting jello cubes?

[fathom juniper]

wow this looks...

can i say it?
can i say it looks dull as hell?

[twin yarrow]

Black Garden, engrams

[stable kindle]

jello is the most dangerous monster in the universe

[twin yarrow]

Rocket will remember that

[junior crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/583419755608801312/853718062679588926/opera_UGca5wSOLq.png

let's goo

[stable kindle]

its setting up atmosphere, obviously its small scale stuff

[junior crown]

wow

that jpeg

[fathom juniper]

mate i can't read that

i'm not a cyborg

[junior crown]

😔

[fathom juniper]

well not yet, anyway

[junior crown]

lighting hit and jpeg it

[fathom juniper]

just alex murphy me up, im ready

[polar dragon]

there are exactly 348 pixels on that jpeg

that framedip

xD

[fathom juniper]

oof

[stable kindle]

tentacle monsters

[polar dragon]

????????????????????????????????????????

[stable kindle]

just what we were missing

[polar dragon]

this is so jarring

please make it stop

[fathom juniper]

oh the framerate is not having a good time

[stable kindle]

wow look at those frames tank even more

this is genuinely funny

[junior crown]

early build seems early

[fathom juniper]

this... is not a good first impression

you can bonnie tyler all you want, this still looked kinda... bad

[polar dragon]

i am mildly amused by the dialogue

[stable kindle]

i dont think its that bad. theres certainly been worse

its passable

[polar dragon]

but the presentation and the technicality just feels so rough

the writing is ok

[fathom juniper]

yeah but for your strong opener to a show?

nah - it was a bit too meh

[junior crown]

at least it's honest

and not like

"heeey cinematics only!"

[polar dragon]

i think it's more like we need to give avenger the best spot

[fathom juniper]

well yeah - at least it's

you know

gameplay

[twin yarrow]

it's acceptable

[polar dragon]

otherwise we can't pull the franchise together

[bleak coral]

Square

[polar dragon]

i give this 6/10

[bleak coral]

please

We get it

[polar dragon]

the writing saved it

[stable kindle]

i guess i just dont really have attachments to shows like e3 but i dont think its that bad lmao i dont know what kind of mind blowing show stopper you expected

[bleak coral]

Its not bad

Its just been going for so long

[stable kindle]

that i agree

how long has this been going? feels like 3 years

[polar dragon]

lmao

ofc

ff remake

let's go

[twin yarrow]

i think, it was not bad, but i'm kinda afraid that they've spoilered about 15% of the story here

maybe even more

[polar dragon]

i hope that was just one mission

[fathom juniper]

im afraid that there might not be anything more to the gameplay

other than... this

kinda mild shooting and simple summons

[twin yarrow]

after R&C i don't believe anyone anymore

[stable kindle]

look its all these final fantasies ive played across multiple platforms already

[polar dragon]

Legend of Mana

[fathom juniper]

OH BOI

HERE WE GO!

the...
the latest updates, guys

get hoyp

[polar dragon]

more avengers

[bleak coral]

I dont trust square with Marvel games

[fathom juniper]

please clap

look at the chat, holy moly

this is hilarious

[stable kindle]

avengers playerbase is pathetic not even a year out from launch, whats it gonna be like this time next year

[fathom juniper]

it's a roadmap!

[bleak coral]

i miss marvel vs capcom

[polar dragon]

they will double it

to ... 1000 strong

[fathom juniper]

"exploration based rewards"

tf does that even mean?

just... random stuff thrown around

just... loot?

[polar dragon]

honestly if they saved all of this for release

the reception could have been much different

[fathom juniper]

would it be?

[polar dragon]

i think so

marvel is big enough

[fathom juniper]

man
this "exploration based rewards" tho

[twin yarrow]

oh goodness

[fathom juniper]

i'd be like saying "this car has pressure-based acceleration apparatus"
so... a gas pedal?

OH SHOOT

oh wait was that it?

[polar dragon]

why... why do they put avengers and mobile games as their fore runners???

[fathom juniper]

all 5 seconds of it?

gee, thanks squeenix

[twin yarrow]

maybe they want to save the sweet stuff for later

...i hope

[fathom juniper]

pffffffffffffffffffffffffff

HA!

no

[twin yarrow]

these teasers running so fast i can't keep up typing

[stable kindle]

i knew there would be smth ff7 in here

[bleak coral]

we already knew about ff7 br

"stand among us?"

[stable kindle]

there will likely be more

[bleak coral]

amogus???

[twin yarrow]

for a second i thought we'll see some Anthem reboot

[bleak coral]

sound effects?

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-discord-twitch-spongebob-looking-gif-21451454

[fathom juniper]

why would you need sound effects?

[polar dragon]

bitrate?

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-discord-twitch-spongebob-looking-gif-21451454

[fathom juniper]

just make pew pew sounds

[twin yarrow]

enjoy the opera

[fathom juniper]

wololo

[twin yarrow]

oh great, somebody is shooting in the street again

hol up, lemme close the window

[polar dragon]

what

holup

[fathom juniper]

wot

"this game is developed as a live-service title"

i slep

[bleak coral]

did we not already see life is strange?

[fathom juniper]

no?

they mentioned the remaster

which - btw

i have things in my freezer older than this game

remaster my food instead!

[twin yarrow]

wait, true colors is a remaster?

[bleak coral]

no

[twin yarrow]

before:
after:
(nothing changed but a bit of gamma)

how to sell a game twice

[fathom juniper]

they're learning from todd

[junior crown]

won't fix the story

[twin yarrow]

in my grandparents' house there is a fridge that is 60+ years old, and it's still running

[fathom juniper]

yeah i don't really like dontnods writing, i'm sorry

in their first game i thought it was the weakest aspect and...
later on they focused on games that are just writing

which... concept itself, story and so on - they are cool and interesting

but i just can't stand their dialogue for some reason, i dunno

like - give this script to sam lake and he's gonna turn it into pure gold

but whatever - i'm glad those games still exist
even when they may not be my thing

[fathom juniper]

squeenix should remaster your grandparent's fridge

seeing this just makes me wish telltale was still here

[polar dragon]

How do you hate the industry and like telltale?

Their downfall wad deserved

[fathom juniper]

well yeah

a lot of tallent going down the drain due to some horrendous managment

[twin yarrow]

well, engine problems is a thing that is hard to not notice, but still not enough to bury the whole studio

i think, if they would finally do something with tWaU2, their fate would be better

[fathom juniper]

and there was that too, yeah

[junior crown]

BOLD NEW VISION

[fathom juniper]

i guess we could write it under managment

i mean - twau 2 is kinda-sorta in the works?

by a different dev

oh look

it's... this again

[twin yarrow]

what is happening

im brain stop works

[fathom juniper]

wait

HANG ON

NO WAY
THERE'S NO WAY

[bleak coral]

that was rough

[fathom juniper]

OH FOR F

NO

god damn it

[jade yacht]

rip

[twin yarrow]

(facepalm)

[dire condor]

What's going on?

[polar dragon]

That's it?

[junior crown]

Yeah that's it

[fathom juniper]

nothing - nothing's going on

wow this show sucked

i'm sorry

[junior crown]

Square Enix showcase ended

[fathom juniper]

also

no deus ex

no splinter cell
no wolfenstein
no deus ex

only sadness

[bleak coral]

2/5?

1.5?

[polar dragon]

So, avengers, a few mobile games, and remakes

4/10

[fathom juniper]

3/10

[polar dragon]

Worse than average

Tfw the avenger trailer is the most exciting part of sqeenix

[fathom juniper]

and i thought ubisoft was bad

[bleak coral]

final fantasy fans:

[fathom juniper]

hey tatz - can i get a free pass on one bad word?

[twin yarrow]

i wonder if they understand what's going on

[polar dragon]

Go ahead

[fathom juniper]

you know... now that i think of it - no
i'm not gonna swear

you know why?
i don't want my games to show up on e3

because last time "my" game showed up...
it was mirror's edge catalyst

and we all know how that ended

THIS WHOLE EVENT COULD'VE BEEN A TWEET!

[polar dragon]

i actually loled

[twin yarrow]

[rancid token]

Guardians looked neat until they showed way too much of it

Until it ate half the presentation, even

[fathom juniper]

and the bitrate too

as a great poet once said...

https://youtu.be/17KmNrG9pE4

[twin yarrow]

i haven't noticed bitrate problems, idk

[polar dragon]

i mean in hindsight it makes sense because they have literally nothing else to show

[fathom juniper]

half the framerate, twice the runtime

what padding?

[junior crown]

probably since marvel was involved

fun fact

they showcased the square enix e3 thing

[polar dragon]

[junior crown]

on marvel's 16 million sub channel

which oh boy

chat was full of people not knowing games exists imao

[fathom juniper]

what are videogames anyway?

[junior crown]

they are bunch of fun stuff

they got roguelites...

[stable kindle]

no

[junior crown]

roguelites...

[fathom juniper]

yeah there's...
there's... rougelites...

man i can't even make jokes about this

that was so bad

and i was so excited there for a moment too
that was ... fun 5 seconds

[polar dragon]

that's erm what she said?

[fathom juniper]

wait - i've got a theme for this show
https://youtu.be/KNVo3VqjL0Q

[polar dragon]

what's the next one?

PC Gaming right?

[fathom juniper]

Warner Bros. Games ™️ Back 4 Blood ©️

[polar dragon]

in 10 mins?

man B4B had me excited for a whole 10 minutes

[fathom juniper]

40 minutes

[polar dragon]

until I learn that they have the $100 ultimate version

which includes DLCs

[fathom juniper]

yeah me too - until i heard about their pricing

[polar dragon]

when the game is not even out yet

ughhhh

[fathom juniper]

yeah

i'm gonna need double sad kazzos for that one

wait, hang on - i gotta do something

[polar dragon]

[junior crown]

😎

I think we can combat that by playing some custom maps in l4d2

[polar dragon]

i just want l4d2 with classes

that's it

that's all i want

are there mods for that, actually

[junior crown]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1361210/Warhammer_40000_Darktide/

Steam

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide

Fight together with your friends against hordes of enemies in this new Warhammer 40,000 experience. From the developers of the best-selling and award-winning co-op action franchise Vermintide, Warhammer 40,000: Darktide is a visceral 4-player co-op action game set in the hive city of Tertium. In the depths of the hive, the seeds of corruption t...

Release Date

2021

▶ Play video

we have this for a hope

or vermintide 2

[fathom juniper]

there we go

new pfp

[polar dragon]

idk who this dacio sandero is

[fathom juniper]

it's james may from top gear

i'm gonna add more and more dumb stuff to this pfp with every disappointing e3 thing

[fathom juniper]

for what game?

man...
what a capital, italic, bold Mood...

imma just chill to this until the pc gaming show starts
https://youtu.be/bdqbW6MXzsI

[polar dragon]

im playing isaac till then

[fathom juniper]

well
have fun

[polar dragon]

B4B in 20 right?

[fathom juniper]

10

[polar dragon]

no isaac then

:(

why am i even watching b4b if im not gonna buy it

[fathom juniper]

might be cool iunno

dun know
dun care
it's sad music time

out of the three games i was hoping to see this e3
deus ex was the only one i was actually feeling confident in

t-5 minutes

alright
B4B is on https://www.twitch.tv/e3

[polar dragon]

ty fren

[fathom juniper]

pc gaming right after that

the last time i played a monsters v humans PVP like that was in...
kf2...

and boi - that mode is as dead as...

deus ex...

ngl i kinda like the monster design in this one

wait
HOLD THE PHONE!

is that all?
that was like...
8 minutes

[junior crown]

wait

they already done with back 4 blood?

didn't watch

[fathom juniper]

yeah you just blinked

and it's over

it was that short

we started on such a high note today with microsoft and now we're down here
wha happun?

if square's event could've been a tweet, this one could've been a simple text message

[wraith cradle]

I'm still amused about the 'Remake' of FFI of all things

[fathom juniper]

if anything, i'd say it deserves a remake more than ff7

but i don't even have the energy to argue about this now

[stable kindle]

i liked ff7 but it would be nice to see other games get expanded on and not just... always ff7

[fathom juniper]

yeah...

[rancid token]

Ah, the Gen 1 problem

[fathom juniper]

but whatever

[wraith cradle]

And then FF2 purrs in a corner

The forgotten child

[fathom juniper]

🥱 jeez

i'm legit getting really sleepy over here

[stable kindle]

as much as everyone loved 6 even it hasnt gotten much of anything, really sad

[junior crown]

https://twitter.com/FinalFantasy/status/1404160830082629636

FINAL FANTASY (@FinalFantasy)

The Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster series sees the first six incredible adventures get a pixel-perfect makeover.

Each #FinalFantasy title will release individually, and will be coming soon to Steam and mobile platforms. https://t.co/QKEbKFV8aw

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they are also releasing them individually which seems

a bit odd?

I dunno

[fathom juniper]

wait
hold the phone

[stable kindle]

on steam lmao?

https://gyazo.com/d1431d596bb4246b4497a5bc8fb4e910

???

[fathom juniper]

didn't...
ff4-6 all get remakes a while back?

with chibi 3d models and such?

[stable kindle]

6 didnt

[fathom juniper]

or am i just drunk

[junior crown]

I guess they want it to have better remaster that isn't washed out???

maybe

I dunno

[stable kindle]

6 got a mobile port, and the mobile port was dropped on steam

[junior crown]

they doing it odd way imao

[fathom juniper]

yeah, that

[stable kindle]

3 and 4 are ports of the ds remakes

which i also own lol

[fathom juniper]

square enix?
doing odd things?

no way

[rancid token]

Wait the DS version of 3 is the one on Steam?

[stable kindle]

just bizarre that to this day 6 does not have a release that isnt a pixel version, as beloved as it is in the series

[rancid token]

I played that when I was young

[fathom juniper]

can i get some love for FF8 here?

"The Room of JRPGs" as i call it

[rancid token]

I liked 9

[fathom juniper]

oh the one with a legendary french football player as a protag?

[rancid token]

Sure?

9 didn't come off as grim and upsetting until it was

[fathom juniper]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinedine_Zidane
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Final_Fantasy_IX#Zidane_Tribal

[rancid token]

I thought I was going to hate Zidane and he was great

[stable kindle]

forgive my bad lighting https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357344472880644118/853747114009821204/20210613_162549.jpg

[fathom juniper]

yeah until he got a red card for headbutting that one guy

christ, im old
this is not the place for references like that

[stable kindle]

ff9 is one of my fav games ever, has been since i first played it and prob will be for years to come

[fathom juniper]

yeah i still have to play ff9

gameplay wise
is it closer to 7 or 8?

[rancid token]

I'm not exactly familiar with football

[fathom juniper]

the joke is
they both have the same name

[rancid token]

I mean

I can see that

[fathom juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/marco-materazzi-zidane-headbutt-coup-de-boule-zidane-gif-12054300

he did this ages ago

i'm sure you've seen this

[stable kindle]

uh gameplay wise is closer to 7 i guess? of those two specifically

[rancid token]

9 does have a really bad card game in it

[fathom juniper]

yo

i loved triple triad in ff8

[rancid token]

Tetra Master sucks big time

[stable kindle]

i played a lot of 8, it was one of my first final fantasy games i played by myself so im fond of it, but also its. a mess.

[fathom juniper]

oh it's such a mess

[stable kindle]

mess (affectionate)

[fathom juniper]

but you know me - i love dumb, messy games

[rancid token]

Right imagine triple triad but they don't tell you how to play it and also it uses hexadecimal stats

[stable kindle]

i will never not be bitter about how they had a good character in quistis and she turned out like... that

[fathom juniper]

oh no the time compression and the past and the future and rinoa is ultimecia and we're all lifelong friends we just don't remember it because GFs and such

it's...
it's all so dumb

[stable kindle]

im pretty sure at some parts of the game ff8 forgot its own plot

[fathom juniper]

PC gamer is on https://www.twitch.tv/e3

[rancid token]

Yknow I kinda wish they were redoing the Pixel collection in the 2D-HD style

[stable kindle]

ff6 deserves a non pixel entry

[rancid token]

I'm a sucker for retro aesthetic with modern lighting

[fathom juniper]

play my doom mod then

shameless plug

[rancid token]

Octopath, DQ3, Sea of Stars

[stable kindle]

octopath is so pretty

i wanna go back to it but my attention span for rpgs is shot rn

[vale herald]

[fathom juniper]

so...

any hopes, dreams, memes for this pc gaming e3 show?

peggle 3

[stable kindle]

literally the only thing i wanna hear about is ruined king and im not holding my breath

[rancid token]

I would love another Peggle

[restive ore]

peggle 3 as well

[vale herald]

Tf is peggle?

[fathom juniper]

and they're kicking off with battle royale

[restive ore]

one of the best games of all time

[fathom juniper]

end my suffering, pls

[rancid token]

Peggle is like a pachinko game but good

[stable kindle]

battle royale is the new zombie mode

everything had to have a zombie mode, now everything has to be a battle royale

[restive ore]

the curse of pc gaming is getting awful battle royales

[stable kindle]

cant wait to see what fad i'll get tired of next

[fathom juniper]

battle royale is the new military shooter trend circa 2010

[stable kindle]

WAIT

[tall hornet]

The funny thing is that fortnite started as a zombie shooter

[stable kindle]

was that an onmyoji costume on that trailer

onmyoji leave me alone challenge

[fathom juniper]

the funny thing is that epic used to make proper shooters

unreal? anyone?

no? ok

[vale herald]

https://tenor.com/view/peggle-peggle-nights-gaming-gamer-gamer-moment-gif-19822559

[tall hornet]

And now they make successful shooters

[vale herald]

This is peggle?

[fathom juniper]

oof

oh hey - tripwire might show up
neat

[restive ore]

speak of the devil!

[fathom juniper]

i still can't get used to their new logo

[restive ore]

oh wow one of the scenes they showed looked a lot like a dishonored area

[fathom juniper]

oh hey
dying light 2

warren spector is supposed to be working on it

the absolute legend

[restive ore]

free pc

oh hey this looks like splatoon lmao

[stable kindle]

rawmen.................... that name..................

[junior crown]

yeeeah

[fathom juniper]

hey - at least they didn't call it seamen

[restive ore]

the men!! theyre raw

[stable kindle]

[junior crown]

it was shown a bit earlier the other day around with more commentary

[fathom juniper]

come on

that was a good joke

[junior crown]

you roll around balls in the game

[fathom juniper]

ok that's cool, but...
where's warren?

[restive ore]

what is this, a podcast?? give us gameplay!

[junior crown]

the guy really spoiling the game smh

[fathom juniper]

good thing i zoned out

[restive ore]

ugh i hate announcements like that

[fathom juniper]

wait

HANG ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8

[restive ore]

oh wow all of those pcs dont..look that good.

just seems bulky

[fathom juniper]

imagine cleaning dust out of all those cracks and tiny details

[stable kindle]

theyre designed like uh... the control space. i cant say the other word bc proxy will nuke it lol

[fathom juniper]

i don't even know what i mean

what you mean

JESUS

[stable kindle]

c o c k p i t

[fathom juniper]

mooooooooods

[stable kindle]

proxy nukes any words that contains stuff thats filtered out

[fathom juniper]

nah jk

[restive ore]

leaf blower is the only option

[junior crown]

humnakiiiind

let's goo mroe stuff

[stable kindle]

but the pcs look designed to resemble that

[fathom juniper]

YEAH I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE CHRONICLES OF R I D D I C K TODAY AND THE BOUT WOULDN'T LET ME

[restive ore]

oh whats this?

[fathom juniper]

it's a good game, alright?

[restive ore]

reminds me of tmnt

[fathom juniper]

reminds me of flashback

[restive ore]

THATS IT FOR PC GAMING??

[fathom juniper]

no way

[restive ore]

jesus. that was so dissapointing.

[fathom juniper]

there's no way that's it

oh?

valve?

[restive ore]

Valve has an announcement??

left 4 dead 3 coming this summer

[stable kindle]

orcs must die?????

[fathom juniper]

RICOCHET 2

[stable kindle]

LOL

god i havent heard those games in forever

[junior crown]

yeeeah

[stable kindle]

fun times tho

[junior crown]

YEEEAH

remember playing orc must die

before having to go to school

since we had second part of the day at that time for school

[stable kindle]

steam says i last played omd1+2 2012-2013 lmao

[restive ore]

i think pc gaming isnt over yet its suppose to go til 4

[fathom juniper]

oh hey - another vtm?

lots of sexy vampires this year at e3

it's like a third vampire game?

[restive ore]

what is that haircut.

[junior crown]

LET'S GOOOO

[restive ore]

that is the worst haircut

its like a Gregorian monk haircut

[fathom juniper]

it's a sidecut?

[junior crown]

VTM game about malkavian clan

[restive ore]

she had bangs all the way around her head

[junior crown]

that's nice to have

[restive ore]

even my undercut when i was 12 looked better

[fathom juniper]

wow that was a... pretty bad explanation

like - i'm intrigued

by this concept

but i didn't understand it at all

oh hey it's ksp2: bottlerocket boogaloo

[polar dragon]

anything worth while folks?

[fathom juniper]

[stable kindle]

i havent been paying attention

but orcs must die is coming back, which i think is neat cause it was part of my early steam experience lol

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah there was that

[restive ore]

"brand new medieval game" jimmy this is the 18th brand new medieval game we've seen in two days

[polar dragon]

lmao

also isaac isn't treating me well

back to E3 ig

[fathom juniper]

i still can't get over how fox hope got me fooled for almost a day

that was such a masterful ruse it made kojima blush in envy

[polar dragon]

well not like i was trying to lma

that's on you

the smug clef is too stronk for you

[restive ore]

i totally thought we were gonna get fallout 3 remastered during the bethesda panel but nooooo fallout 76 is just gonna have a pitt dlc

[twin yarrow]

it seemed to me kinda sus after the "Fox isn't here today" message

[fathom juniper]

oh hey

it's a david bowie music video

[polar dragon]

hey i love david bowie

[fathom juniper]

same

[polar dragon]

starman is good man

[fathom juniper]

grouuuuuuuuuund control to major tom

oh yeah games btw

[polar dragon]

how many open world star traveling games we will have this year?

[wraith cradle]

Elon Musk Simulator

[polar dragon]

the answer is too damn many

[restive ore]

oh god the moon is dead

[polar dragon]

climate change the game

[junior crown]

ooh game from devs of lone sail

neat

[twin yarrow]

oh.. hey, another fancy vehicle to travel

i guess, the same universe?

[junior crown]

yeah seems to be

[fathom juniper]

WAS THAT A FLYING SPACE RTX !?

[restive ore]

from the studio that brought you the first game, we announce... the second game

[twin yarrow]

first was nice, so i won't complain

[restive ore]

this dude does not know how to reboot computers

time to reboot? let me rip the power supply out of the floor

[polar dragon]

is indie an oversaturated market?

[stable kindle]

indies are the only thing keeping the industry interesting at this point

[fathom juniper]

YES

I SAW A HORZINE LOGO

[polar dragon]

pog?

kf update

[restive ore]

add another to the space games we have this year

[junior crown]

killing floor 2 isn't new

seems to be space event

[fathom juniper]

yeah it's a new event

[twin yarrow]

whishlist now, but it's not on steam

[restive ore]

ohhh okay

[fathom juniper]

but hey - there was one space map in kf1 and it was dope

it's nice to see it back

blowing zeds into small, wet chunks in low gravity is so much fun

[twin yarrow]

gosh, it was so painful to make first parts work, that i had to abandon that idea

[fathom juniper]

guess how i can tell it's an unreal engine 4 game

it's totally ue4

[polar dragon]

because you are a nerd

[fathom juniper]

watch me

[polar dragon]

?

gottem

[fathom juniper]

yeah well

yeah

i'll give you that

but it's the lens flare

it's really specific thing that... rarely gets changed in a lot of ue4

there's something about the way this engine handles lens flares and all that stuff that's really easy to spot once you see it enough times

[twin yarrow]

now i want to reinstall Mech Commander 2

[polar dragon]

that looks cool

not my cup of tea, but cool nonetheless

[fathom juniper]

i should get into mecha

[polar dragon]

Gog

[fathom juniper]

it looks like it would be my kind of stuff but i never really got into mecha games

[polar dragon]

who calls gee oh gee gog

who does that

[twin yarrow]

and of course, Atlas for the cover image

what else

[polar dragon]

it's Gee oh Gee, not googg

[stable kindle]

god i still cant believe this is mechwarrior 5 mercenaries. i played 4 mercenaries a lot. know when that came out? 2002

[fathom juniper]

just googled it

i was right - it's ue4

[frigid acorn]

titan souls do be kinda short tho

[fathom juniper]

yeah

[polar dragon]

isnt it that free game on steam rn?

[twin yarrow]

that looks like something i'd play

[frigid acorn]

ye

[restive ore]

slit looks pog

[frigid acorn]

beat the game in less than 4 hours

all special boss kill achievements now complete

[fathom juniper]

HOLY MUSTACHE, BATMAN

[frigid acorn]

moving onto hard mode

[fathom juniper]

look at it !

[polar dragon]

hello neighbor

now with MACHINE LEARNING

[restive ore]

this better not be hello neighbor

[polar dragon]

it is

[twin yarrow]

that was the initial thought

[polar dragon]

100%

[twin yarrow]

and it is

[restive ore]

wowwww

that sucks lol

[polar dragon]

they showed it yesterday

[stable kindle]

wasnt the full release of hello neighbor like. not taken well at all

[fathom juniper]

he kinda looks like https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638031423340806185/853760777676783656/maxresdefault.png

[scenic wigeon]

yeah

[fathom juniper]

minus the mustache

[scenic wigeon]

it wasn't really recieved well

[twin yarrow]

still was a huge hype for many youtubers

so whatever

[scenic wigeon]

hopefully it'll be better this time

[restive ore]

i wasn't paying much attention yesterday after half of the first few hours was just modes of transportation presented by ubisoft

[fathom juniper]

wait

[scenic wigeon]

Jurassic World 2?

[fathom juniper]

didn't we see this already?

yesterday?

[scenic wigeon]

the hyuck?

[polar dragon]

kraja intensifies

[fathom juniper]

wot

[scenic wigeon]

what uh

[fathom juniper]

i wasn't looking

[scenic wigeon]

what's this

[twin yarrow]

(peepodance)

[fathom juniper]

WHAT DID I MISS

[polar dragon]

you missed ultrakill my guy

[fathom juniper]

OH SHOOT I SEE NEWBLOOD STUFF

[polar dragon]

no kap

[scenic wigeon]

a lot, apparently

[fathom juniper]

THERE'S DUSK

[stable kindle]

the floating frogs just made something in me crack

[fathom juniper]

damn it

[restive ore]

ive heard of gloomwood!! i think its on my wishlist!

[scenic wigeon]

Dusk?

what's that

[fathom juniper]

AYYYYYYY

THERE'S MAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII

[polar dragon]

not bamboozling you, they showed some brief ultrakill stuff

[fathom juniper]

SHUSH

[scenic wigeon]

CEO time

[fathom juniper]

DAVE!

YOU COWARD!

WHRE'S MY DUSK CO-OP MODE!?

[restive ore]

GABE

[fathom juniper]

wait, what

[restive ore]

??????

[scenic wigeon]

OOOH

[fathom juniper]

oh don't you do my boi dirty like that

[scenic wigeon]

what's happening at Valve again

[twin yarrow]

where is Gaben

[fathom juniper]

[twin yarrow]

he got a Gandalf beard now

[fathom juniper]

wespentayearonthis.com

[scenic wigeon]

I'm completely not paying attention to thee things

[fathom juniper]

i love their domain names

[restive ore]

god i hated that

[scenic wigeon]

brb gonna go Google that

GANDALF MAKES VIDEO GAMES???

[fathom juniper]

while you're at it

google bestquake.com

and blood3.com

[scenic wigeon]

alright I'm gonna have to keep those in my noggin

[twin yarrow]

alright, maybe not Gandalf, but Santa at least

[scenic wigeon]

that's even better

[stable kindle]

???

[restive ore]

gabes allowed to swear?

[scenic wigeon]

Santa Claus making video games sounds awesome

[stable kindle]

oh my god

[scenic wigeon]

GABE SAID A SWEAR

[polar dragon]

devil may cry looking ass game

[scenic wigeon]

maybe it is Devil May Cry

wait

I forgot

[stable kindle]

looks like something my computer couldnt run

[fathom juniper]

no, it is not the time to look at some hardware, lady
it's time to look at some games

[polar dragon]

framerate high
why do you show console games then

ohhh gottem

[fathom juniper]

oof

[scenic wigeon]

[fathom juniper]

[twin yarrow]

now watch some computers that you'll never be able to afford c:

[fathom juniper]

i approve

[scenic wigeon]

too real

[restive ore]

..sorry ??? brain hand gloves?

[scenic wigeon]

what the what

[fathom juniper]

oh you haven't heard?

[polar dragon]

why does this sound like an april fools app lmao

[scenic wigeon]

I'm sorry, excuse me?

[fathom juniper]

gave newell thinks our limbs are "an outdated input devices"

[restive ore]

..no??? is this legal??

[fathom juniper]

and wants to drill into your head

[polar dragon]

is this an out of season april fools joke?

[fathom juniper]

i am not making this up

[scenic wigeon]

this is some Doctor Octopus level stuff

[fathom juniper]

those are his words

look it up

[scenic wigeon]

no I don't

[fathom juniper]

brain interfaces

[scenic wigeon]

[restive ore]

gamer glove makes you shoot faster

[scenic wigeon]

oh, perfect, I'LL TAKE 10

[fathom juniper]

YO THE POWER GLOVE WAS SO COOL

[restive ore]

EIGHT POINT FOUR INCHES

[fathom juniper]

that's what she said

[twin yarrow]

people surely never had any kind of metal inside their bodies except piercing

[fathom juniper]

• cough *

[polar dragon]

casually flex a $1000 cpu

[twin yarrow]

it's not that easy to keep it inside

[scenic wigeon]

yeah you can use the Switch to play Witcher 3 on the subway

[polar dragon]

and a $3k monitor

[restive ore]

thre

[polar dragon]

you kidding me?

[restive ore]

three thousand

[fathom juniper]

C H A O S

[scenic wigeon]

what the heck

I feel like I'm behind in the strem

[twin yarrow]

another waha.. okay

[polar dragon]

w40k

lets go

[fathom juniper]

oooohhh

aight

[scenic wigeon]

uh oh

[polar dragon]

no gameplay

but ok

[twin yarrow]

THE EPICNESS

as always..

[polar dragon]

ill take that still

[fathom juniper]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's all folks

[scenic wigeon]

my Google window just frickin...

stopped...

[polar dragon]

[scenic wigeon]

and now it's dead

[fathom juniper]

ok shush

[twin yarrow]

more stalker?

[scenic wigeon]

the heck is this

[polar dragon]

stalker 1.5

[restive ore]

im just gonna check back tonight after its over today to see the big announcements

[twin yarrow]

Monolith is a girl now

great

is it Pripyat?..

[fathom juniper]

is this... gameplay i see?

what a wild and novel concept

and co-op? i think?

and janky animations?

i feel at home here

[twin yarrow]

idk what's going on

[fathom juniper]

pioner

ok, alright

this came out of nowhere

looks pretty neat
i'm interested

[scenic wigeon]

what even is this

it looks neat

[fathom juniper]

a stalker-y shooter

with co-op maybe?

i saw some player nametags there for a second

[twin yarrow]

probably

[junior crown]

that's 4th stalker-ish game we got this E3 season imao

[fathom juniper]

yeah

3rd, actually, but yeah

[polar dragon]

I do wonder how many resisleeper twitch chat goes through a day

[twin yarrow]

other being Atomic Heart, stalker itself, and?

[junior crown]

Chernobyle, Stalker 2, Peoner and Atomic Heart.

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah

HEY KIDS

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS HOT NEW COOL GAME CALLED EVE ONLINE!?

[twin yarrow]

idk how to play eve.. it's a game you're supposed to live.. not play

news from the game are more interesting than the gameplay itself

[fathom juniper]

isn't eve just...
excel spreadsheets with pretty ships?

[twin yarrow]

well..

yes

[scenic wigeon]

woah what's this game

Lumberhill?

[fathom juniper]

"mutate to become stronger"

[polar dragon]

DID I SEE PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DUNGEON?

[fathom juniper]

i'm trying, game
trust me, im trying...

[polar dragon]

IS THIS A ROGUELITE?

[fathom juniper]

no

please, romero, give me strength

[polar dragon]

NEW ROGUELITE

yay

[bleak coral]

dub

[scenic wigeon]

wait this just looks like Pikmin

[frigid acorn]

smug chief what you finding>

?*

[scenic wigeon]

but with a more dynamic camera

[fathom juniper]

OH!?

I SEE SOME PAINKILLER IN THE BACKGROUND