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at that point in life
you can play it today with the escape from dark athena
it's literally two games for the price of one and it's great 
stealth tho...
there's a bit of stealth there, yeah
I'll think about it
i'd say it's a quarter of a game
the only stealth game I ever played was payday 2
cause it flip-flops between aggresive predator-like stealth, awesome shooty shooty bang bang sections, melee combat that... doesn't suck, actually
and light RPG-ish walking, talking, sidequestin stuff
payday 2 ain't even a stealth game
i mean - there's stealth in it, sure
but it's mostly a shooter
there's missions where you have to stay in stealth
oh i remember
shadow raid was great
or whatever it was called
but let's be frank here - it's mostly a shooter
stealth is just a fraction of the game, and in most places - it's even optional
I might've spent more hours doing shadow raid than the rest of the game
i did it a lot too - it paid well and it was pretty fun as a straight up stealth mission
but seriously - it's a co-op shooter
don't foxhope me here, pls
also "ukranian job", where the best strategy is to sneak around the back, clear out the guards, and drill the safe, while civilians shop normally like 3 feet away
I'm not debating you, I'm reminiscing
yeah, i suppose
i'm just tired and cranky and I WANT A PROPER CORE STEALTH GAMES TO COME BACK
but ubisoft can't really turn a game like that into an open world live service crap so they're keeping him locked up
mah boi 
they're putting some fisher literally everywhere but... his own game
he's in ghost recon... for some reason
he's in siege... for some reason
he's got a mobile puzzle game... for some reason
you can even buy his goggles in one of those rabbit games
FOR SOME REASON
they just kept teasing us like that for years now
imagine they announce Thief 5 at E3, out of nowhere
after thief 4?
after what squeenix did to deus ex?
it might happen
dunno if i would want it to happen tho
lmao
there is, however, a...
slight chance that they might announce a new deus ex game
did they do the bait and switch mobile game trick with deus ex yet
i... think they did?
like with diablo and that dungeon game
dunno
dun care
Deus Ex: The Fall is an action role-playing video game developed by N-Fusion Interactive under the supervision of Eidos Montréal. A spin-off of the Deus Ex series, the game was published by Square Enix's European subsidiary for iOS in 2013. Android and Windows versions released in 2014.
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you're talking about this one 
oh?
oh...
look - there it goes!
it's deus ex: the fall
:O
this is fine
i bet ubisoft keeps sam fisher in one of those red boxes with a glass front saying "in case of emergency - break glass"
and they're keeping him there in case something really, REALLY bad happens
You know, a bunch of nerds did a list of features that a roguelike must have, but has anyone ever done that for stealth games?
then they're gonna break the glass hoping it would distract us
i can do that for you right now
1 - proper stealth as a MAIN mechanic
2 - combat that's actively discouraged
3 - not brain-dead AI
bonus points for open-ended levels with multiple routes and being able to ghost your way through
Does a stealth game NEED the feature where you throw a coin and the ai goes to see it
a coin?
that's a hitman thing since 2006
but things that distract enemies?
that's been a tool of stealth games since...
the nineties
- world, where actively roaming rats are so normal, that people don't even pay much attention anymore
probably even earlier
I thought it was in butt creed first
what?
things that distract enemies?
Throwing coins specifically
have you ever played blood money?
No
But for some reason I thought butt creed 1 released first
and they were... borderline broken 
like - get this
not only they were OP for stealth
a single coin was...
basically the strongest weapon there
a single coin
cause you could break glass with them
so there's a mission there called "a new life"
which takes place in a nice, sunny neighbourhood where there's a couple there living under the witness protection program or something
and you have to take them both out and get the necklace the lady is wearing
anyway - there's a pool there, and it's under a... glass roof
so all you have to do is change clothes, sneak in, wait for her to go under that roof, throw a single coin at the glass part and let those glass shards do the work for you
0 kills
cause the game goes like "oh no... what a horrible, horrible accident"
that's how OP the coin was in that game 
man - i love how IO interactive is embracing the goofiness of this series in their new games 
there's a bit of... slapstick comedy to all those horrible murders going there
as weird as that sounds
but yeah - going back to distracting enemies in stealth games - there was that in 2006
then there were noisemakers in thief 1998 and 2000
probably something more in tenchu
It's especially funny because of how straightface all the characters are
Wouldn't work otherwise
and...
maybe something in wolfenstein games from 1981 and 1984
yeah 
and then there's agent 47 - the best hitman in the world!
...running around in a clown suit throwing homing suticases at people
because why not 
I had an idea for a stealth game where you don't have enemy radar, but all the enemies say what they're gonna do really loud
The twist is, they're saying it in a foreign language, and you learn the language by playing
you're late by 16 years
At higher difficulties the enemies speak faster and use more slang
a game like that already exists
and it's called splinter cell: chaos theory
there is a thing there - and it's only in the english version
when you go into the audio settings you can flip a thing that makes all guards speak in their native language
so good luck cheesing the AI in china 
it's the best way of playing the game imho
Just learn Chinese 4head
and japanese
and korean
and spanish
or just play it once with english dialogues and remember what they're talking about
but still - this is such a cool feature - i wish more games had that
Yeah I guess it's hard to find voice actors in different languages
yeah the voice acting in SC3 is... a mixed bag
the main crew is great 
michael ironside is killing it - as always
but folks that played all those guards had to pull double duty - for both languages
and they were still doing this "goofy security guard talking about some dumb stuff" shtick so some of the accents are a bit...
awkward
but still - i admire the effort
and a lot of those convos bring some levity to the game 
also - if ubisoft finally decides to make a new splinter cell game...
they have to bring back the "angry turkey noise" button
which - believe it or not - as dumb as it sounds, is a thing in SC3
god i love that game 
The sequel will have all the turkey noises your heart desires

but yeah - if you haven't played chaos theory yet - do it
i cannot recommend it enough
it's the peak of the series, and some might even argue - the peak of the whole genre
now i don't wanna get into this convo right now or we would be here forever
I've only played 1 tom clancy game... it was free and it was kinda bogus
but that doesn't change the fact that... yeah - it's the best splinter cell game, no doubt
and a damn good game in general
I don't think there was stealth in it
you... do realize that after red storm got bought out by ubisoft those games have nothing to do with tom clancy?
they just have his name
i mean - hell - he seems to be releasing a lot of games for...
someone that has been dead for 8 years now 
ubisoft just slaps his name on any game that has some vaguely military stuff
Oh yeah I know he's long dead and not a game developer
but yeah - go play chaos theory 
trust me
it's dirt cheap on steam
i bought this game like... 3 times already
But what if they release the next one in 2 days
not gonna happen
also - it has an amazing co-op campaign that... might just be one of the best co-op experiences i've ever had
it's got 0 replay value once you finish both difficulties, but boi - it's amazing...
...if you get it to run on windows 10 
Hmm
AND you can kill people with doors like it's a build engine game...
...and get killed by doors like it's a build engine game
I'll just pull out my ps2 emulator
oh no
don't do that
chaos theory actually has 2 different versions
there's the proper xbox/pc version
and a cut down ps2 version
Dang
Biggest dang
Well I'll just play the DS version then, that's definitely not cut down

but yeah - get the PC version
you'd want the smooth 60 fps and mouse and keyboard controls for this game anyway
it also runs on a toaster nowadays while looking...
surprisingly good for a 16 years old game
16! this game could go out and buy me a 4-pack in some places in the world 
and it still looks good - textures are razor sharp, lighting is nice and soft and shadows are...
well - they're the main feature of the game so they had to be miles above the competition at the time... and they were! they still stand the test of time
character models however...
well they looked dated the moment this game hit the stores
and nowadays look like paper maches covered in wax
The roguelite wonderland
oh is that where foxhope lives?
That's where my people live yeah
Anyway I'm going back to sleep until e3
See y'all there

Me: Wakes up
Me: Sees the word Roguelite
Me: Oh boy
splinter cell is the best roguelite series ever
besides SC: conviction
that game is borderline a scam
also
i wonder if we will see halo monke return this year
WAIT
hang on
uh... folks?
do you see what i see?
https://cdn.mmoculture.com/mmo-images/2021/05/Back-4-Blood-Cleaners-image.png
or am i just going crazy?
wait is e3 soon
as i figured
I love how the cast of Back4Blood looks like 4 Runway models a supermarket manager 
my mindset for e3 was 'if there's something interesting someone i know will yell it at me'
so currently there's been nothing interesting
yeah about that
look at this now
There IS something interesting tho
now look at the dude on the right 
Loooooooool
this cannot be a coincidence
now the character designs in B4B are... a mixed bag in my opinion
as opposed to L4D and L4D2 where i really like every single one of them
clean, simple, tells you a lot about the character itself
and the fact that they were well written and had some great chemistry going on really helped 
well the middle two look like fortnite rejects
Shadow Warrior 3
Trek to Yomi
Phantom Abyss
Aragami 2
Bramble the mountain king
Some interesting games
as an Ana main in KF2 i gotta say - left one looks cool
though this begs the question... who dyes their hair in the zombie apocalypse? 
that would be pretty low on my list of things necesary to survive but whatever - rule of cool applies, i guess
then there's... a gruff bearded dude with a rifle and a baseball cap number 1
and then another gruff bearded dude with a rifle and a baseball cap number 2 
Maybe it was dyed from before?
i guess 
though wouldn't it grow out at this point?
depending on how long this apocalypse has been going on
no matter - it's still a pretty cool design 
now - the John Goodman knockoff 
that's actually kinda funny and interesting - i wanna see him interact with other characters 
and then there's the two on the right - an older woman and a student? of some sorts?
obviously a medic class or whatever
yeah they could have some cool dialogue too
so yeah - all in all - 4 character designs i find interesting and 4 that i find a bit... meh
enough to fill a single left 4 dead game, i guess 
no matter - i'm just rambling cause i'm a bit bored
my point is - it looks like they're trying to cover a lot of different styles and tastes with such a wide and varied cast
which is good 
i like it
here's a gold star ⭐
it's shadow warrior 3
also - this reminds me
did anyone here play that last chonky L4D2 update?
it's supposed to restore some cut content and what not
My bad
Hey man, I'm just excited to have something resemblance to L4D2 with some more class differentiation.
From the picture I can see it.
(the different classes, that is)
yeah
i mean - if valve isn't making a new l4d - someone else might as well do it
and besides - it's upposed to be the turtle rock studio
you know - the devs that actually worked on l4d in the past with valve
i almost said "turtleneck sutdio" 



I'm scared
Because I'm hyped for B4B
What if it's bad
What if it's $60 multiplayer online
What if it's DLC locked after 3 months
Ahhhhhh
Wait for review 
Obvs
I mean I always do.
Should I go for Ygopro or yugioh duel links?
Though the game isn't out and they already have DLCs lined up
I'm disappointed after knowing this
Darn
I am great sad.
The more I look into the game the more despair I find
What game?
Back 4 Blood
Not familiar
It's not out yet
I can assume as much
But it's a L4D2 successor, supposedly.
Oh that game
Yeah that
Well I don't want to be that guy but
By the looks of it, B4B has red flags all over like Evolve
We shall see
it really does. the first and biggest one
$100 for Ultimate Edition which includes Base Game + 4 DLCs.
$60 for Base Game
to me, this read:
split the game to two: a minimal viable product for $60 and the polished version for 40$.
claim the MVP as Base game and the polished versions for DLCs.
???
profit
maybe im too skeptical, but come on, if it smells like crap, looks like crap
it's crap.
Idk why, cause I think it's just me and my friends. It was free on epic I think. When one of us made a lobby or something. The rest can't connect. All of us have tried restrarting wifi, switch diff host, every thing. We can't.
huh
i've been playing this game since it popped on steam in like... 2014 and i've never had this issue
And then we redownloaded L4D2 and had fun 
or maybe you're doing server takeover
on a server with a password or something
and then this server crapped the bed
I remember when I foolishly preorder KF2
Then I guess I got the deluxe thing
it launched in EA on steam, but they did it differently
as in - it started with just about as much content as base kf1 and it was polished (mostly)
but they knew they're gonna add more so they slapped EA on it until they got all perks in
Don't recall well. I know I have the funny golden gun that's all

nah mate something's off here
they added weapons skins few years after the game launched
also
which golden gun?
there's like 200 of them now 
also - question
we're talking PC here or ps4?
wait not golden gun
ooooohhhh im getting angery 
oooh yeah
Anyway
everyone that bought it in EA got that
I foolisly spent money on the release date
forgetting my potato pc
got into game
crash
oof
that must've truly been a potat pc because that game was smooth as butter even on my crappy laptop back in 2015
play a bunch of times only to realise some months later I get headaches from it unlike other games
still have no clue why
headaches? 
i mean - there's a lot of accessibility options now for FOV, screen shake, some hud elements and camera movement and all that jazz
which weren't there in the early days - they patched that in later
so i don't know when exactly you played it and if that would even help
but yeah

F
but yeah - shame
it's such a great scoot and shoot game 
It was interesting thing for sure why that happened. Weird even had such problem. But yeah. I do wonder how kf2 is now since last time I played it was in 2017?
and high level plays on sui and hell on earth are just 
the stuff of legends
well it's had it's ups and downs
on one hand - there's now more maps, guns, monsters, modes and cosmetics than ever
to the point of being a bit goofy sometimes - which i don't mind 
i'm not gonna go through all the history here like that one resistance system update which rendered the whole game borderline unplayable for two weeks or the broken events and what not
what are people opinion on cosmetics as monetization scheme?
I for one don't mind it
As long as it doesn't involve predatory way of getting people to buy it say through randomization and what not, I say it should be ok enough if it is to upkeep the development and servers. But if it is done in sense to influence gameplay or done in a way that the consumer can't just buy the thing they want, then yeah pretty lame.
ok - let me put it this way
there's loads of new really fun guns for all 10 perks out there
lots of different maps - some even have * cough * some randomisation to them (which would make foxhope happy),
there are 4 seasonal events each year, with seasonal objectives and seasonal modes, weekly challenges which always add a weird twist to the gameplay and daily objectives for your vault dosh
what's a vault dosh? a separate, pernament point system that lets you circumvent that cosmetics system and get A LOT of cool new stuff faster and for free
which is like... the devs trying to back out of paid cosmetics, which is nice 
then there's the survival game mode where patty himself is your shop trader
, 5 bosses (patty, matty, hans, king fleshpound and chonky boi)
lots and lots of new music aaaaaaaaaaaand some other stuff i probably missed
yeah this is why i'm fine with how it is in kf2
because it's way cheaper to just... sell your useless steam cards and get the stuff you actually want from the steam market
and it's dirt cheap - haven't spent a single dollar on it - just traded my old useless steam garbo
and now there's another way of getting even more stuff, even faster and completely for free
fair enough. im just thinking about straight up buying a skin.
but good point bringing up the randomization stuff.
so it feels like they're trying to back out of that whole paid cosmetics thing
now @junior crown - there is a thing that i actually don't like in this new KF2
i don't like at all
new enemies
they dropped the ball hard here imho
so, you remember fleshpounds, right?
those big, chonky minibosses that are... kinda iconic for this series
Yeah do remember them!
yeah, well...
two years ago they introduced a new one - quarterpounders
which are like... small, useless fleshpounds
for a moment there i thought they were only for the king fleshpound bossfight as a backup and for some weekly challenges but nah - they crammed them into the general rotation
they're not... hard
they're not challenging
they're just annoying
cause they make the same sounds as normal fleshpounds - that loud roar when they spawn - so you get ready, stop fighting the fodder, get your biggest, most expensive gun ready only to see...
that tiny, 4 feet tall dingus running around the corner, looking angry and nothing more
and then he dies to a single rocket
nah mate - get that thing out of my game and bring the big boys back
they're still there, mind you - it's just a 50-50 chance of either getting them or the cheap off market knockoff
and then...
they introduced robots
yeah - 🤖 - now those things are proper annoying and spongy as hell
this is very entertaining to read and i have zero context
like - this might just be my only gripe with this game - remove them from the general monster pool and move them to their respective bossfights and weekly challenges
😔 robots don't sound like they are neat bionic monsters like others.
Smh robots go back to steampunk event
i mean - i don't mind the concept - in the lore the horzine company always tried to combine their bio-whatever experiments with some machinery
you've got scrakes, fleshpounds, husks, hell - even patty is like... 50% metal at this point
they just look so... clean
where's the rust? where's the grime? where's the texture?
and they look modern and some of then can fly and some of them do backflips like... naaah, mate - nah 
oh well - at least their boss is really fun to fight
hard as hell and just about as fast as this game gets
killer theme too 
https://youtu.be/WFdXszaOag0
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That's nice!
so yeah - in short - if you're looking to get back to KF2 - now is as good time for it as any
it's had it's ups and downs but overall - it's still pretty neat
minus those new monsters 
Will look into it. I used to main medic and melee so yeah. Though not rn since I am dumb dumb and still have to reinstall hard disk so I have more lot space with mere lil SSD lol
that's alright
and hey - look at the bright side - at least you weren't there to suffer through the travesty that was the resistance system update 
it was - hands down - the funniest 2 weeks of KF2
unintentionally, of course
it was so broken - crawlers shrugged off point blank double barrels like it was nothing, firebugs couldn't kill anything while taking 10 times more damage from as much as... a slightly warmer gust of wind. It was common to see firebugs flying out the windows at the speed of sound while being surrounded by flames from doing... anything, really
and sirens were so broken that their damage grew exponentially the more of them was there in your zip code.
so three sirens could take your health down from over a 100 to LITERALLY NEGATIVE NUMBERS in a span of less than second
that's how broken this game was at one point 
Damn that's a lot of screaming and damage to ears 
negative numbers tho
this game caps your health at 0 when you die
so seeing my hp go down to -275 or something meant that... what?
i died almost 4 times over?
just google "killing floor 2 resistance system" and check out the first steam thread that pops up
people were proper MAD 
forgive my ignorance but does kf2 play anything like l4d2?
as in is it playable as a 2 person coop zombie game
also do they have classes in the game?
oh the gameplay is a bit different
there are 10 different "classes" called "perks" here
which gain experience and unlock skills
and it's got waves and between each wave you get a short break to heal up, stock up on some new guns and all that good stuff
and by the end of it you get to fight one of the fight bosses
it's not like one, hour long campaign where you go from point A to point B
you cover less terrain in a span of one "match" (which should take about an hour), but there's more tactics and more to do in that smaller space, if that makes sense
there is way more content in here and more replay value
how big is the battlefield? i am looking for a good coop shooter with classes so i can play support for my friends who are less familiar with fps (and gaming in general)
l4d2 was a good start but there is no explicit support role
oh there's loads of different maps there
big, small, complex, simple
sunny maps, snowy maps, maps that throw you into a bunch of tiny rooms in a random order every time
and they're quite interactive too - there's a lot of props and windows and doors and other garbage to destroy - including 90% of light sources
so if one of your friends decides to play a demolition expert and accidentally blows up all the lights
tough luck - you're going in blind
pro tip - burning paris, outpost and that russian prison map (i always forget it's name) are really friendly for beginners
and - here's the best part - you can paint each and every single one of those maps red with blood and gore down to every single pixel
and the game won't lag at all 
nice, i will try to convince my friends to try it
is any of them a MGS fan?
is there a support role? cause one of my friends have a 10% hit accuracy in l4d2 lol. i want to pick up his pace without taking away his dps role
nope
well then i've got some good news
a "support" perk in this one uses mostly shotguns
i mean - sure - a support can use other weapons, but it's best with shotguns
you don't need good accuracy when you have this much pellet spread
there's the firebug - just sets everything on fire with flamethrowers and molotovs
there's the demolition expert... who just needs to hit the ground in the same zip code as the target to deal splash damage
or hell - they could as well just pick up the swat class, level up a bit to get bigger magazine and just go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and bullet hose everything to death
The Vermintide games are also solid co-op shooter-ish things
so i've heard, yeah
oh and @polar dragon - there's obviously the medic too
forgot to mention that
which heals people (shocker) and distributes all sorts of buffs on higher levels
yup i was looking for a medic role
it's good!
a lvl25 medic can even fart!
vermintide seems cool but i don't want to explain the warhammer lore to people lol
or do i need to?
no, but you will want to 
nah i'm just kidding - a lvl25 medic releases that blue healing gas every time someone activates zed time
which is super useful
but since the hitbox for that is literally in the middle of your character model
when you crouch down and that happens... yeah it kinda comes out of the back end 
it looks silly
how does level work? sorry if im asking a lot of question but im not buying the game until sales so i have no idea how it works.
oh leveling is actually quite smart
so - you have 10 perks, right?
10 different "classes" you have to level up
you can only play one at a time (obviously), but you level up all of them as the same time
as in - let's say you're playing the commando class first but end up healing your mates a lot and decide that... eh - commando isn't really your thing and you'd rather switch to a dedicated medic
well good news - all that healing gave you XP that already went towards your medic class so when you switch to it you're already gonna have some xp in it and it's gonna be easier to level up
let's say your playing the support - the shotgun guy - and end up just blowing stuff up - when that happens, your demolition expert gets some XP too
there's 25 levels to a perk, you get small, flat bonuses to DMG and health and what not every level, but then every 5th level you can pick up one of two skills
and if you think you picked a wrong one - don't worry - you can always switch those skills between waves
it's a really neat little system that encourages you to try different things while you're learning the game 
sounds good. ill look more into it. maybe the next time it's one sale
has anything been showed yet?
wait it started?
chat is ResidentSleeping hard
oh i've got a plugin that keeps deleted messages and all that stuff
oh wait still timer
yup, that gameplay just doesn't get me up
play some kf2 @wraith cradle
batto royah game, okay. that is nice, that is modern trend
@polar dragon is assembling a crew, apparently 
Nah KF2 ain't for me
why not?
oh yeah did you play that latest l4d2 update?
also - holy moly, you gotta speak up, mate
i can't hear you over this music 
ooh uuuh
who's doing the sound mixing on this stream?
someone may done a wacky
starfield trailer leaked
sort of?
washington post posted a trailer

OF COURSE IT DID
remember when thousands of people doxxed themselves by...
trying to get their precious canvas bags back?
oh man, why am i not surprised one bit 
i had several of those back in grandparents' house, we used them to keep potatos and stuff
yeah and you didn't have to but a collectors edition of fallout 76 to use them 
cool things, but i'm afraid they has been buried when the cellar collapsed
oh...
someday i wish we could dig them out.. with 10 years old conserved vegges
OH SHOOT!
MAH BOYS AT NEWBLOOD ARE RE-STREAMING E3 TOO!
i might go there
it's gon get comfy 
well, on the other hand yes, battle royale plus slasher is sorta new, maybe it'll get some audience
oh this is bull
double standards 
so they're all throwing simps left right and centre
and just to see i wanted to post it in the chat and got hit with the good ol
Your message wasn't posted due to conflicts with the channel's moderation settings.
ok - B4B is next 
"I'm so excited
"
who was that?
or to be more precise - who are you people?
i only know one person there
simple tiny panels with names would be nice
hang on
life is strange is getting a remaster?
YES!
HE SAID THAT SWEET SWEET D WORD!
Deus
as in deus ex

come on guys don't tease me like that
"every time you play the game it'll be different game"
(checks the chat for Fox)
Fox is on break. Only Smug Clef today
i can fill in
r o g u e l i t e
several minutes more and they would start nosebleeding
i'm calling it right now
new wolfenstein game
psychonauts 2 stealth release
and a new forza
WATCH ME 
if i get all three i want to be a mod
oh hey it's mr. it just works
oh hey it's seinfield
can't believe they bought Bethesda to only have Todd become the new talking guy
LIE TO ME TODD
STARYM
oh wow new starfield, I sure hope I can play it on my playstation 5!
why would you even want that
oh, cool
so... what's the game like then?
i'm interested - what can i do in it?
what is it about?
[11][11][22]
it's like star citizen for now
oh, i love you todd
but for хвох
exclusive means it's available for PC
exclusive just means it's not for PS
skyrer 2
i swear i've heard this soundtrack somewhere before
now with ray tracing
ну, чё там по Сталкеру?
smh can't believe the subtitles lied about the fact the guy SWEARED
cheeki breeki 2
oh man this trailer is so staged
well, protagonist is not mute now, that's a change
looks so cool, but.. it's not gameplay
ok, alright
alas
B4B
hey, uh...
how about some, uhhh...
gameplay?
you know - the thing that games have
usually
too bad you are $100 for the full game
well, if it'll be like l4d, it's enough for me

nothing is freaking clear, but very interesting
i'm really growing sick and tired of those teasers
like - yeah i'm interested
i'm ready to buy your game
so sell me that goddamn game
wat
oh they dragged poor jack into sea of thieves
SoT + Disney?
waaat
Now I might bite
ok, microsoft
guys
you're here to sell me a product
then sell me the product
tell me more
i'm interested!
i don't mean just this
i mean the fact that we're getting either teasers or prerendered trailers to games we've never seen
take 5, microsoft, slow down and tell us some more stuff
YES, FREE UPDATE
okay ill buy for sure
as in i already own sot lol
so free update is.. free?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here my interest drops to 0
So starfield comes out 11 years to the day from Skyrim 🤔
I'm sure it's not a coincidence
If starfield can't play skyrim elder scrolls inside not buying it 😔
Tbh putting yourself up on an specific symbolic seems asking for trouble
at least they didn't put it on 11/11/21
the only game i'm not interested in was the only one that showed some proper gameplay 
god damn it
THAT SAID
that was pretty sick
That wouldn't be symbolic enough
like - not gonna lie
i was pretty
about this new battlefield earlier
and i still am a bit
but boi that looked awesome
oh hey - twelve minutes got a date
haven't seen this game for like... two years
Although I think it would be a worse NMS
AAAAAAAAAA
👀
WATCH ME
Bearded man reminds me of Lily
DAMN IT
Imma count this as true
yo game pass is actually looking really nice
how about Arcane? are they alive?
ooohhhh
sick library
Microsoft really going hard on game pass, love to see it
can't be a bethesda conference without skyrim
oh yeah
right. i was very skeptical but it's getting more and more tempting.
is is really good value, can't deny that
FALL
UT 76
If you play like, 2-3 of the bigger games a year it more than pays for itself
well, BoS is here
oh look bethesta is drooling all over BoS again 
brb gonna blow them all up again in new vegas
lmao chat is savage
73 days until Psychonauts 2 release 


tfw you know that soundtrack already better than old TES3-5 leitmotif
that's the xcoms dude voice
wait
yeah that's the honest trailers guy
HADES TO GAME PASS
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pogs
We finally have asnwer to the question if Hades coming to other platforms
that's nice
so people can stop asking
Nah, now they'll ask when it will come to PS (still)
yeah i was gonna say people will still ask lol
well, they won't ask about other consoles, just other console
We're thrilled to announce our Game-of-the-Year-winning dungeon crawler HADES is coming to #Xbox Game Pass and #PlayStation on August 13th!!🔥 #E32021
Physical editions published by @PrivateDivision up for pre-order today.
Details on our web site: https://t.co/SI72DHUxtb https://t.co/KNoQJpaqZ1
Looks like that answers the PS question as well
YO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh my god i wanna buy yall a round

i've been trying to get my friend to play hades for months now and he's been holding off for the ps4 version
well there it is now
RIP Cortana
man i wish my windows 10 cortana got deleted too
oh hey they're still using SD cards in the future
honeslty this presentation is so much better than yesterday
I am actually excited for something
they're killing it
Yeah, MS is killing it
and that comes from me - the constantly negative and
dude
still don't care about halo tho

that honk was funny tho
this is kinda pog
(crucible flashbacks)
what a g*mer moment
Resurrected
ooohhhh i'm so conflicted
I sense tremendous meme potential there
on one hand - this remake looks absolutely spot on
on the other - it's modern day blizzard
they're gonna mess it up
what's going on what the sound
plague tale 2
lmao
i just don't trust them one bit
les goooo
???????????
F stream
de ... i ... k ... from all of us (c)
F stream indeed
Plague Tale trailer plagued by glitches, appropriate
i feel sad for the devs
the other one is suffering so i know when to put the other one back on
it's a small studio
this was their big moment
and then someone messed up
oh well
It looked gorgeous though
yeah
almost F there
ubisoft: we consulted with real rebels and guerilla operators to learn more about fighting the oppressive regimes
also ubisoft: ROCKET LAUNCHER BACKPACKS! PET CROCODILES! YEAH!
New Slime Rancher?
slime rancher 2?
as a citizen of a country with similar problems, that stuff makes me ultra sad
i'll look at the slimes instead
slimes are nice
Yep slime rancher 2
one can wish
lol
Steep but not Steep
Extreme sports games are really making a comeback
are they now?
vibing cat.gif
Seems like there's a lot of them lately
where's my SSX then

is this.. Mirage playing?
looks like it ain't dead after all
yeah autocaptiosn said
i've been teased for years
[Russian Techno-Music playing]
sure would be cool to see some gameplay tho
isnt atomic heart a movie?
Atomic Heart been shown off A LOT of times
no
it's a game
that been in hell of making
oh it's been in the works for like...
I don't really keep up with game news, so makes sense
what - 7 years now?
but everything was prerendered so far.. with high probability
i hope they finally make it out then
sadcat
and many many strange stories of changing investors and stuff
Here's the 4K gameplay trailer showcasing the stunning halls of VDNKH and the melee combat with Plyush mini-boss (Featuring Mick Gordon)
Add to WISHLIST! https://store.steampowered.com/app/668580/Atomic_Heart/
gameplay btw
1 year ago 
The high-res pixel art looks great in this
Been teased way back in 2017
OK SIGN ME THE HELL UP
i don't know what i just saw but i want it right now
all of it
that looks neat
does anyone even play this game anymore?
it pogged for like a month
and then i heard nothing about it
which one?
the i shrunk the kid game
pet aphids, nice
SUS
oh god 
i wish i could ban sus memes from existence 


amogus
stop being so sus
mad

hi
i will stomp you
Amongsus
that's it
now you can do 15 players
i'm getting me shotgun
i've seen this, but don't remember when and where
it's among time
wait this animu game didnt look bad
D2R got a release date now, 9/23/21
a gif with sound
XCOM?
damn don't F my XCOM game
Can't tell if stream is messing up or that's just the trailer
beep
it's the stream, it happens a couple of times
same 
to different tarilers
i thought my headset was dying
AoE
RTS?
oh my, yes
It certainly looks like new AoE
Ages of Empire
am I dreaming?
is this the WOLOLOLOO simulator?
is this real life?
hang on
the more historically based ones arent too uncommon, its the fantasy ones that are rare
HAAAAAAAANG ON
october 28
YESH
WOLOLOLOOOOOOOO!


devolvers are back?
ok i like this trailer 
this trailer is really good
snrk
outer worlds
wait
🤔
is it?
YEP
HANGF ON
nothing else
LETS GOOO
lmao
I'm here for it
Also I need to finish the first one
hopefully not mediocre as the first one!
wow
oh my
that sure was a thing
oh hey - it's rich people simulator
Find your home simulator
why does this sounds like a rap lyrics?
hmm
oh hey - it's rich people simulator
find your home simulator
find a massive hole in the ground simulator
oh hey
nice haiku
it got the I miss the old Kayne cadence
oh hey it's cars 
its always cars
does anyone here even play racing games ?
nop
most wanted was 16 years ago
I'll play Mario Kart every 6 months or so.
it was
i mean - yeah - i play some burnout here, some split second there, some driver SF
but i find forza to be super boring 
where arcane 😠
when wolfenstein 
arcane?? a game or the show
i heard they remade it to be a roguelite like returnal
i am for one very excited

credit where credit is due
at least they didn't smear it with a breaking bad orange filter
Jesus Christ every time I enter here I see the word Roguelite lmao
is it me or the bit rate of that trailer is mega F?
we have to mention it once in a while
yeah it's pretty garbo
when will fox call the server a roguelite
screen is super busy with details so birtrate crapped it's pants
Contractually obligated to mention roguelites at regular intervals
why you tempt me so
t'noight on bo'om gear
just waiting to check it off my bingo sheet
lmao
i drive a fas car, jams puts on spliter cell goggles and hammond uses a toilet
ok - i have a question
does forza 5 have the new 1.6 TDI Dacia Sandero with right-hand drive?
if no then i'm not buying
yes but hidden
no buy then
just buy it and don't tell anyone
skyrim intensifies
yea i am
we are boarding the MS train
though the destination is close
let's move it along
wait
GTAO container tracks
ow woh
lmao
jesus christ
lmao wth
did you miss me calling him fox
yeah i thought you were just joking
cheese and rice
good job 
Did you really show us Starfield, though?
got me fooled for hours
where arkane 
wait @polar dragon
does that mean you were just screwing with me when asking about KF2?
my want arkane
we still got like an hour for bethesda and microsoft showcase btw
not at all lmao
i was about to flip the table
I was seriously looking for something like l4d2 to play with friends
im not that mean lol
oh, here they are :з
ah, Deathloop
rip
or what is it..

it's sans undertale
new IP is fine tbh

its twilight the game
vampires. of course.
this vamp guy had some strong Outsider vibes
oh, oh.. what if it's the Dishonored universe in the future?
rooting for their lil robo sidekick, you go lil buddy



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