video-games

[junior crown]

1-3 coop game

where you fight alien things

[fathom juniper]

what is this blue fish bar on the right?

[junior crown]

oh you watching on twitchgaming?

yeah they trying to get chat to pog

once in a while

twitch gaming exactly

no other streams show it

[fathom juniper]

[twin yarrow]

i still can't get used to new pogchamp

especially since there's still KomodoHype

zerg goo thing, okay

[junior crown]

IMAO

they just shoot the goo

wow that's lame

[fathom juniper]

this just...
looks like tremolous but with less features

[twin yarrow]

bonk

[fathom juniper]

someone in chat posted #HoldUbiAccountable and got their message deleted right away

oof
not a good look, ubisoft

are you hiding something there?

jesus look at all those in the chat

[twin yarrow]

wait, are they saying you loose all the progress if the game is over?

isn't it..

Fox, your line

[fathom juniper]

NO

NO DON'T YOU DARE

NO IT'S NOT AND YOU KNOW IT

mooooooooooooods!
please help me

[polar dragon]

WHAT DO WE HAVE A NEW ROGUELIKE?

[fathom juniper]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[polar dragon]

IM ALWAYS SO HYPE FOR ROGUELITE

[rancid token]

With a funky new (roguelite) mode

[fathom juniper]

this is bullying

[polar dragon]

get with the time boomer

this is the roguelite golden age

[dire condor]

That was a r6 clone?

[rancid token]

Honestly I love roguelite modes in games you wouldn't expect to have them

[dire condor]

roguelikes are for a niche audience

[polar dragon]

explain to me why XCOM and DOOM are roguelite then

[rancid token]

I mean, one did win dozens and dozens of awards last year, so not as niche as they used to be

[polar dragon]

CoD is also a roguelite

[dire condor]

No and no

[dire warren]

fun fact any game can be roguelite if you clear the save data every time you die

[dire condor]

Any game can be roguelike if it's fun

[fathom juniper]

any game can be a roguelite if you hook up some semtex to your ESC button

[rancid token]

Vermintide 2 added a new mode that's pretty dope

[polar dragon]

is it a roguelite mode?

[fathom juniper]

the new 1.6 litre dacia sandero is the best roguelite of them all

[rancid token]

Yes Fox

[fathom juniper]

ok, rocksmith
show me your library

is there anything else besides souless pop-rock?

[twin yarrow]

that i am interested in

[fathom juniper]

any thrash metal? djent? death metal? new british wave?

[rancid token]

Rocksmith was a neat idea

[fathom juniper]

any slayer? meshuggah? black sabbath?

[polar dragon]

Taylor Swift is my favorite Death Metal band.

[rancid token]

Y'all got any uhhhhhh Protomen in this one

[polar dragon]

I'm glad we have something in common

[rancid token]

Or am I going to be stuck with Rock Band 4 forever

[dire condor]

Ubisoft gaming so poggers

[fathom juniper]

"all sorts of metal subgenres"

ok, alright

you have my curiosity

[polar dragon]

lmao

[twin yarrow]

seems like the do have Blues

[fathom juniper]

SHOW ME YOUR LIBRARY, YOU COWARD

[polar dragon]

any good games so far folks

[dire condor]

It's guitar of the hero but so much more boring and complicated

[rancid token]

I mean

[polar dragon]

wait are you talking to me?

[rancid token]

The first one was meant to teach you how to play

[stable kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357344472880644118/853353385822781500/fox_meme.png

[fathom juniper]

the dude on the stream right now

[twin yarrow]

Well, if i'll be able to learn how to play properly, then i'm in

[polar dragon]

oh lmao

[rancid token]

To a given extent, at least

[fathom juniper]

YES

[junior crown]

Death is a game mechanic, folks

[fathom juniper]

OH GOD YES

[junior crown]

so does it mean

every game is roguelite

[fathom juniper]

sometimes it can even be a surprise mechanic

[junior crown]

discuss

[stable kindle]

i scrolled back in chat and had to meme in a frenzy

[fathom juniper]

i approve

[polar dragon]

I am in pain watching my favorite team getting demolish

oh how the mighty falls

[fathom juniper]

ok, this looks just like...
steep 2 that's trying it's hardest to be hip and cool

[twin yarrow]

now i feel that i kinda miss Sonic Riders

[fathom juniper]

i mean - sure
steep was alright

this music makes my ears bleed tho

just... shush
turn it off and show me an uninterrupted chunk of gameplay, please

"we've replaced the music here to protect our co-streamers"
god i hate this platform sometimes...

ok, cool
i didn't hear a single thing you guys were talking about there during that clip

what's the game about?
can i play it singleplayer?
well i don't know

[dire warren]

hey fox
this dungeon crawler i'm playing has endgame roguelite dungeons where everything is like a roguelite

[polar dragon]

Roguelite is so 2020 though

Get with the time boomer, we are onto battle royale now

with new games like PUBG and Fornite

[fathom juniper]

ah yes
the Painfully Unoriginal Buggy Game

love it

[twin yarrow]

interactive animated movie?

[polar dragon]

dude i do want the tnmt game though

[twin yarrow]

i'd like to see that

[fathom juniper]

bounce on water

[polar dragon]

oh wait

[fathom juniper]

um, guys?
ubisoft?

[polar dragon]

this isn't the tmnt beat em up

it's brawhalla

nevermind

[fathom juniper]

you do realize trackmania had this feature like...
12 years ago, right?

no?

[polar dragon]

hype meter reset to 0

[stable kindle]

oh e3 and twitchgaming streams are showing diff things again. was wondering lol

[fathom juniper]

wait

what are you watching?

[stable kindle]

im technically not watching anything

i just have them both up

[fathom juniper]

cause i'm watching ubisoft trying to sell us on old features again

[stable kindle]

ones slower tho

[steady otter]

fox

[fathom juniper]

THERE HE WAS

THERE WAS SAM FISHER

[polar dragon]

the apple approach

[fathom juniper]

TEHRE WAS MY BOIIII
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone now

[steady otter]

🦊

[polar dragon]

why is e3 channel spamming chinese pasta?

[fathom juniper]

wait, what?

[steady otter]

you seem busy fox

[polar dragon]

im watching E3 rn :D

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah - cool
twitchgaming replaced the music again and muted everything

[steady otter]

then I shall postpone my vengeance I'd rather read more anyways

[stable kindle]

the e3 stream is some seconds slower

[fathom juniper]

so i don't even know what they're talking about cause muh content match bot

[dire warren]

boi try 2004

[fathom juniper]

can we at least hear what the hell they're talking about there?

if so then i might just change streams

[steady otter]

enjoy the streams

[stable kindle]

dunno i have them both muted

[polar dragon]

yee. play if you would like, but otherwise i can join you later.

[stable kindle]

nice heels though, work it guys

[twin yarrow]

they're talking about just dance

[steady otter]

[twin yarrow]

idk what

[fathom juniper]

wait

the e3 channel doesn't have this issue
i can... actually hear stuff

[polar dragon]

inb4 E3 gets DMCA-ed

xD

[fathom juniper]

why is twitchgaming channel trying to avoid... their own content match?

[twin yarrow]

i need that PeepoDance emote

[stable kindle]

because twitch has garbage moderation

[twin yarrow]

guess i should get nitro

[polar dragon]

😆

[fathom juniper]

no - there's nothing pepodance about his

[polar dragon]

that's a damn good question kraja

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah?
remember that kerfuffle that happened with metallica a few months back?

[polar dragon]

why is twitch avoiding their own content match

[fathom juniper]

it was so hilarious it got me in stitches for hours

literally

oh wow look at the chat

mods gave up completely there

[stable kindle]

ac valhalla
boring

[twin yarrow]

Bruhalla

[bleak coral]

This Ubisoft conference has been decent so far

[fathom juniper]

was it?

[bleak coral]

its harmless

some of this stuff could be fun

excited for R6 Extraction

[polar dragon]

I do be missing the XCOM Rainbow Siege though

[twin yarrow]

so far im interested in Rocksmith+

[fathom juniper]

maybe
i missed most of it because I COULDN'T HEAR A DAMN THING on the OFFICIAL twitch gaming channel

[polar dragon]

Have to look that up later.

[fathom juniper]

why is this even a thing?

[bleak coral]

rocksmith+ is nice

[polar dragon]

just come to the E3 channel bro

[bleak coral]

the racing game looked cool

[polar dragon]

https://www.twitch.tv/e3

[fathom juniper]

yeah im here now

[dire warren]

my take on this all is that, if there's something that interests me, someone will tell me

[polar dragon]

XCOM baby

[fathom juniper]

shush

[bleak coral]

Assassin's Creed is kinda sleeper though

[fathom juniper]

remember when AC was a stealth series?

[stable kindle]

they should take this stuff and make it a new ip

[bleak coral]

yeah

[fathom juniper]

well - apparently ubisoft doesn't

[fathom juniper]

exactly

and make assasins creed about - you know
being a goddamn assassin
that assassins people

quietly

[stable kindle]

theres good stuff here, i loved wandering around origins and odyssey but also like.... theyre not assassins creed games. what do you mean i have to be in level range to assassinate people? thats half the point of the game??? hello

[polar dragon]

no one knows if there is no one left alive to know

[dire condor]

this is a witcher 3 paraphrase

[twin yarrow]

ubi in 2007:
we've removed crossbow from the game for the sake of historical accuracy
ubi in 2021:

[polar dragon]

lmao

[fathom juniper]

yo random legendary bow drop tho

get hoyp

WAIT

HANG ON

PLEASE STOP

[dire condor]

valhalla will be around for the next 3 or 4 years to come

[fathom juniper]

THAT WAS LITERALLY A PAINKILLER SOUND

i know that game like the back of my hand

[stable kindle]

they reused origins assets in odyssey anyway so you'll see like egyptian style staves used by enemies lmao reusing assets is a norm in the industry but like. not very historically accurate there

[fathom juniper]

that quiet spooky chanting was from painkiller

either it comes from some sort of sound library and one of the biggest publishers... couldn't be bothered to change it even a bit

OR...
someone's got some explaining to do

[junior crown]

that felt so wrong considering what ubisoft did

[polar dragon]

Werewolves Within sounds kinda sus ngl

[junior crown]

jeez

[fathom juniper]

hm?

[junior crown]

the tv series they shown

[polar dragon]

It's Among Us the game

tbf Among Us is also kinda a Werewolf inspinred game

Did we just come full circle?

[fathom juniper]

ok - listen to this whispering here
https://youtu.be/oouhS2eZQaQ?list=PLWJtX8dDub3LX3ZHaDsCbV85S6_sDJVyM&t=157

[dire condor]

Why is ubisoft releasing movies now?

[twin yarrow]

next step is Mafia

[fathom juniper]

it's literally the same sound effect as in that assassins creed trailer

god damn it, ubisoft

come on, man

[stable kindle]

ubi has done movies before, theres that assassins creed one that was so bad no one knows about it lol

[fathom juniper]

i know about it

[junior crown]

oh yeah I remember (somewhat)

[fathom juniper]

and i don't want to know about it

[polar dragon]

i didn't until now

[stable kindle]

youre welcome for this cursed knowledge

[polar dragon]

lmao

[fathom juniper]

oh hey it's far cry 3 again

after far cry 3, far cry 3.1, far cry 3.2, far cry 3.3, far cry 3.4, far cry 3.5

[polar dragon]

are they... trading baseball cards?

[fathom juniper]

oh hey - so it fits
it's far cry 3.6

i see what you did there, ubisoft

oh hey gus

how's the fast food business going?

if ubisoft keeps taking Better Call Saul characters to play their villains like that, in far cry 7 we're gonna go against Slippy Jimmy himself

[stable kindle]

this is :///

[fathom juniper]

is it?
giancarlo despacito seems to fit this villain role well

oh god, i take that back
they're milking vaas now and giving troy backer more work

[stable kindle]

iunno i think i may at a point where real world type villains just make me uncomfortable. we already have enough of this already existing

[twin yarrow]

wait what

[stable kindle]

its just not something i find fun to explore

[polar dragon]

I want more Handsome Jack

[junior crown]

Are they making vilian origin stories game.

[fathom juniper]

oh god please no
i've had enough of him already

[junior crown]

and say they are not so evil

[fathom juniper]

OH CRAP

[twin yarrow]

what about FC2 main villain?

[fathom juniper]

oh i thought it was blood dragon 2...

[twin yarrow]

what was his name again

[fathom juniper]

eh - anyway

on one hand - i find the idea of playing all those cool fc villains... kinda appealing

on the other, however
it's in a season pass...

so i guess i'll pass too

miss me with that corpo scam

[polar dragon]

!!

mario?

[fathom juniper]

damn it, ubisoft, you were doing so well for a moment there

oh hey - speaking of milking
it's mario!

[stable kindle]

id take mario and rabbids any day over more realism

[polar dragon]

not every new game in the same franchise is "milking" though

[fathom juniper]

i know, but come on now
let's be frank here - mario is nintendo's biggest cash cow

how many mario games did they make ?

there surely had to be some padding there

[twin yarrow]

i want Samus back in action

[stable kindle]

if theyre fun who cares?

[fathom juniper]

boom - there

haven't seen her in a long time

when was the last proper metroid game?

YEARS ago

long, long years

[polar dragon]

metroid or metroid prime?

[twin yarrow]

other franchises get less attention - that's what bothers me

doesn't matter

both were 10 000 years ago

[polar dragon]

lol

[stable kindle]

f-zero fans want a word with you

[twin yarrow]

also, what about Star Fox

[fathom juniper]

not mario fans

they get at least one game a year now

damn, mario fans
do you ever get tired of winning?

ok i'll stop now

[stable kindle]

i dont think this one is worth complaining about, its unique compared to all the mario 3d words and mario parties and mario sports

[fathom juniper]

oh im not complaining about this one in particular

[twin yarrow]

also, btw

[fathom juniper]

don't care

i'm just talking about the whole series in general

[twin yarrow]

Rabbids kinda pulled attention from Rayman

and that was also a nice series

[fathom juniper]

come on, nintendo
would it really hurt you this much to... miss one of them and let that dev team help with a new metroid or something?

[stable kindle]

the consensus is everyone hated rabbids until the mario crossover lmao bc it was surprisingly good. i think outside of that theyre still.... not really very welcome

[rancid token]

Yeah

[fathom juniper]

yeah those rabbits were...

[rancid token]

They're not bad in M+R

[fathom juniper]

annoying

putting it lightly

[twin yarrow]

well, that was just xcom for youngers

[fathom juniper]

and they come from a rayman series - which i like

[stable kindle]

theyre video game minions

[fathom juniper]

yeah exactly

[rancid token]

It's got some very strong ideas for the genre

Like the movement, and simplifying percentages

[fathom juniper]

it's like a... a bulbous, cancerous thing that grew on rayman's forehead
and then jumped off and latched onto mario

poor mario

[rancid token]

Even the XCOM leads were like "this is great we could learn a lot from you guys"

[fathom juniper]

he could use with a break

[junior crown]

goth rabbid

[stable kindle]

edgy

[rancid token]

As much as I hate how Grandpa Nintendo is and how bad their business practices are, at least they generally make fun games

Very consistently fun games

[twin yarrow]

games is the only good thing about Nintendo

[fathom juniper]

oh hello there mr. CEO Yves Guillemot

[rancid token]

I like their hardware personally but I get why people don't

[stable kindle]

aha the ceo isnt he the guy who denied all the allegations in the company and said he knew nothing about it

[fathom juniper]

got anything to say about all those sexual harrasement allegation?

[rancid token]

Be nice if it performed well too

[fathom juniper]

no?
oh we're just getting corpo talk?

ok, alright, cool

[stable kindle]

people in corporate positions will protect each other when able so no surprise there

[bleak coral]

Feeling like a 2.5/5 for this Ubisoft presentation

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah
learned that the hard way

[polar dragon]

What is?

[fathom juniper]

doom eternal

[twin yarrow]

previous Mario and Rabbids

[bleak coral]

its cool

[polar dragon]

Got it

[bleak coral]

i like that game

[polar dragon]

Doom Eternal is Roguelite confirmed

[fathom juniper]

Your message wasn't posted due to conflicts with the channel's moderation settings.

bite me, ubisoft

[dire condor]

avatar

poggers

[twin yarrow]

wait what

[junior crown]

avatar????

[fathom juniper]

wow... avatar?
the thing that came out, broke all sorts of records and then just... disappeared?

[twin yarrow]

it's alive

[stable kindle]

what the

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah that's totally a hot IP worth making a new game

[stable kindle]

[fathom juniper]

this is what we call
lighting reflexes

or maybe it's been so long the IP right got dirt cheap

[junior crown]

the stream I watch

"wait wasn't sam fisher in avat-" starts laughing

[dire condor]

the game for the movie that won tons of awards and nobody remembers anything about

[stable kindle]

because other than the graphics, what did avatar really do? its not memorable for anything but that, its a bland experience if you strip the graphics away

[twin yarrow]

hailstorm of lead or 2 single arrows, who will win i wonder

[fathom juniper]

a perfect fit for ubisoft then

BOOM

[twin yarrow]

well, now it's the age of graphics in the gaming industry, sooo.. time to wipe the dust from that

[polar dragon]

Gottem

[rancid token]

Avatar 2 comes out next year lol

[fathom juniper]

wait wot

[bleak coral]

Alright good for them with Avatar

[fathom juniper]

does it now?

[bleak coral]

good for them

3/5

[rancid token]

I don't care for it either but it's decently on time

[stable kindle]

and theyre presumably not gonna expand on fenyx further, which was actually a fun game tatzes cant have anything

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah?

[polar dragon]

don't go anywhere
Time to switch back to LEC

[fathom juniper]

fenyx isn't even that old

[stable kindle]

neither is valhalla

[fathom juniper]

what about muh splinter cell?

[stable kindle]

it came out like a month before

[junior crown]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cameron's_Avatar:_The_Game man new avatar game seems nice!

[fathom juniper]

I LITERALLY CALLED IT
I CALLED IT SUPER HARD

i said a few days ago that ubisoft is going to just tease us with sam fisher
and then they won't do nothing

and look where we are

god i hate being right...

[stable kindle]

who asked for avatar

[rancid token]

Devolver is up next, that should be fun

[polar dragon]

There must have been dozens of them
Dozens

[fathom juniper]

oh hell yeah

[stable kindle]

who went "hey remember that massively successful box office hit that had zero impact on cultural media? lets have a game based off that over a decade later"

[fathom juniper]

buckle up

[polar dragon]

I have better hope for Devolver

[rancid token]

Again, Avatar 2 comes out next year

[fathom juniper]

ok, so
who here hasn't seen a single devolver show?
let's do a roll call

[bleak coral]

I didnt ask for this but

its cool that it existed

I've seen a devolver show and wasn't that interested

[polar dragon]

Me. I know of them, of course. But never watched a show.

[fathom juniper]

OH BOI

[rancid token]

I can't stand the first one but it's kinda unfair to say they're striking a cold iron here

[fathom juniper]

ok - you better buckle up then @polar dragon
there might be some gore (or even... a lot of it)
a lot of dumb humor

and some bad words... maybe

[stable kindle]

its not that theyre striking a cold iron, its just that not a single person has talked about this ip in years

[fathom juniper]

it's gonna get wild so if you're not ready for that then...
you might want to tune out of this one for a bit

[stable kindle]

the impact it had was MASSIVE but very brief

[rancid token]

There's literally 4 or 5 movies in development

Which is weird to do that many ahead of time

[twin yarrow]

nobody but Cameron himself, claiming there are the plans on 10 years ahead

[stable kindle]

it doesnt matter how many movies are in development if its been out of perception for years lmao

[fathom juniper]

it'd be like...

[rancid token]

Oh no I totally agree that it didn't hit the cultural zeitgeist at all

[fathom juniper]

making a game about titanic now

like...

[polar dragon]

Yep. Haven't heard of Avatar for a while.

[fathom juniper]

i mean - who cares anyway

[rancid token]

It'd be like making a Titanic game now if a Titanic sequel was coming out next year

It's not like uhh

[polar dragon]

I would play iceberg sim

If it's cheap

[twin yarrow]

well, tbh, there has been not too much in Avatar, that was never told before

[stable kindle]

its just so bizarre to me that theyre pushing it now after all these years when everyone has forgotten about it, aside from the fact once upon a time it dominated the box office

[fathom juniper]

it's an ubisoft movie tie in
there's no reason to waste time on it

[rancid token]

If they announced a Waterworld game in 2021 or something

[polar dragon]

A game like Donut County or something

[twin yarrow]

it was all about graphics

[fathom juniper]

mate

[twin yarrow]

and it actually had impact on the movies, they became more complicated graphically

[fathom juniper]

seriously now

i'd LOVE to see that

[twin yarrow]

but then again, nobody actually noticed that

[rancid token]

Okay but you get my meaning though

[fathom juniper]

just to watch the general meltdown among the 20-something, 30-something crowd

people would lose their marbles for all the wrong reasons

it would make so many headlines

oh god i'm now trying to imagine a modern ubisoft waterworld game

oh this is hilarious @rancid token

[rancid token]

Actually ngl an open world Waterworld game might be kinda lit

[twin yarrow]

or imagine a Mad Max game somewhere around 2015

[rancid token]

But still, replace with any other similarly forgotten property

[twin yarrow]

..oh wait, right.

[fathom juniper]

b-but...

y-yeah...

and now i'm sad

[rancid token]

Bruh Fury Road was also in 2015

[fathom juniper]

good jorb @twin yarrow

OH GOD PLEASE NO

[twin yarrow]

am sorry

[fathom juniper]

it's been so long...

GEORGE! GET BACK HERE, GEORGE AND MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE!

you promised us

i wanna press X to George now

i'm gonna cry now in my new right hand drive 1.6 litre beige Dacia Sandero

[rancid token]

That's a good model roguelite

[fathom juniper]

oh hey - noice emote

anyways - i'd give this conference a...
4 inaudible game clips out of 10 sexual harrasement allegations

[polar dragon]

why is chat spamming drops?

[junior crown]

oh because ubisoft had some drops thing

[fathom juniper]

yeah

[junior crown]

I got one unsure what was up with it

[fathom juniper]

they dropped the ball

[junior crown]

there is button you press to show off

[polar dragon]

yeah but what's the drop

[fathom juniper]

well hey - at least they're not spamming ASCII... * cough *

[polar dragon]

(except the ball)

[fathom juniper]

let's say "ASCII nudity"

cause there was a lot of that in the chat for a bit

oh boi, what a mess

anyways - back to mapping
i'll be back when the good stuff starts

[junior crown]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/297130/Titan_Souls/

Steam

Titan Souls

Between our world and the world beyond lie the Titan Souls, the spiritual source and sum of all living things. Now scattered amongst the ruins and guarded by the idle titans charged with their care, a solitary hero armed with but a single arrow is once again assembling shards of the Titan Soul in a quest for truth and power.Colossal Titans: Expl...

Price

$1.49

Recommendations

4904

Metacritic

74

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free game

[twin yarrow]

ЗАПУСКАЕМ ГУСЯ РАБОТЯГИ

[fathom juniper]

oh dope
titan souls is pretty sweet

[fathom juniper]

hang on let me google translate that

[twin yarrow]

just google it

[fathom juniper]

[twin yarrow]

it's sfw (at least supposed to be)

[fathom juniper]

all i'm getting is an ascii duck on a russian facebook?

i don't get it

[polar dragon]

same

[twin yarrow]

a typical ASCII copypaste for spamming in twitchchat

[fathom juniper]

ah

well it ain't the new 1.6 right hand beige drive dacia sandero

that's for sure

[wraith cradle]

You know? The fact Mario + Rabbits not only exist but it's actually good is immensely amusing to me

[twin yarrow]

there was a huge doubt at first

and it was a relief actually

that's kind of crossovers that dont' happen everyday

[fathom juniper]

it's a perfect FoxHope game
it's bright, it's colorful
and it's literally xcom

[polar dragon]

[fathom juniper]

[stable kindle]

at least whoever runs the fenyx twitter is having fun https://twitter.com/FenyxRising/status/1403808908528001028

Immortals Fenyx Rising (@FenyxRising)

Pretty excited for more @assassinscreed Valhalla, it looks good– GODLY, even. Speaking of gods... I’ve never heard of this ‘Odin’ guy... I look him up and it’s just some loser who’s a complete ripoff of the best God, ME! ZEUS!

Even this Goo-ga-lees can see it! -Z⚡

Twitter · Jun 12, 2021, 8:18 PM

[twin yarrow]

hehe

[fathom juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638031423340806185/853371114344284210/Zrzut_ekranu_2021-06-12_223152.jpg

ok, this made me chuckle

[stable kindle]

i like that hes searching how mirrors work

[fathom juniper]

i mean - let's be honest here

Hades' Zeus is still better

try saying that three times fast, sheesh

[stable kindle]

hmm no they at least got fenyx zeus to admit hes a bad dad

[fathom juniper]

yeah but hades' zeus is just so much fun to listen to

"ooohhhhh grumble mubmle you can't even make jokes no more"

[stable kindle]

i dont think youve heard fenyx dialogue

[fathom juniper]

or however that line goes

i did

wasn't all that into it

[stable kindle]

well then i disagree with you lol

[fathom juniper]

i guess it's just personal preference

[fallen sky]

i'm just gonna pop in here quick and say that I finished my first game for the year and possibly in two or three years? very proud of myself

[stable kindle]

nice

[fathom juniper]

whatcha playin there?

doom maybe?
some quake?
dusk?

[stable kindle]

the jokes are definitely hit or miss to people but the biggest thing is fenyx is also an exploration of how zeus's treatment of his kids affects them, which is something you never see get touched on and i appreciated it a lot

[fallen sky]

lesson learnt is that having fun isn't something that you need to work for to deserve ;;;;

[fallen sky]

Oh You

[fathom juniper]

amid evil? viscerafest? hrot?

[polar dragon]

XCOM???

[fathom juniper]

serious sam, blood, chasm (oh dear god)

OH! I KNOW!

[twin yarrow]

i guess, there'll be no DD on e3 channel

[fathom juniper]

DAIKATANA!

[fathom juniper]

wait, what

excuse me?

[polar dragon]

Darkest Dungeon?

[fathom juniper]

devolver digital

[stable kindle]

havent heard daikatana in a hot moment

[twin yarrow]

..and that too

[polar dragon]

I don't think RedHook is big enough for E3

[fallen sky]

lame as it sounds, I played monument valley 2! it's a simple game but wow was it good. but i'm also trying to figure out how they're gonna make a movie out of it either 😐 😐 😐

[fathom juniper]

https://www.twitch.tv/twitchgaming

it's gonna be here

they're up!

devolver!

[fallen sky]

i'm not a hardcore gamer like most of the regulars in the chat but I play supergiant and that's what counts

[stable kindle]

i only do casual stuff anymore honestly

[fallen sky]

omggggg wondering how that's gonna go

[stable kindle]

i dont have the time or patience for anything else most of the time lol

[fallen sky]

oh fully! relatable content only from tatz

[fathom juniper]

ok let's go

[fallen sky]

can't believe I grew up thinking I'd be able to play deus ex and ffxv

[fathom juniper]

THERE IT IS!

oh this gon b gud

and there's nina

totally a real person btw

ok i'm already going

[twin yarrow]

great, i want a borger now

[fathom juniper]

yo it looks so greasy
i want it

[twin yarrow]

what's that even.. some kind of hot dog?

[wraith cradle]

Is that Jason Momoa at home?

[fathom juniper]

owo what's this

[wraith cradle]

At first I thought it was him then I realize the real one would dwarf everyone there

[fathom juniper]

well that was a nice little trailer

oh this one is pretty interesting - check this out

muh smooth FPS movement sense is tingling

[wraith cradle]

FPS Fall Guys

[fathom juniper]

where every temple is randomly generated and if you finish it - it's gonna get saved with your name on it

as the only person to conquer it

which is such a cool idea!

[twin yarrow]

so, you say, there is randomness, right?

procedural generation?

[fathom juniper]

no

DON'T YOU DARE

[twin yarrow]

doesn't that mean...

[fathom juniper]

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATZ!

please help meeeeeeeeeeeeh

[twin yarrow]

nah, it's actually an early access game

[dire saffron]

wait whats a roguelike now??

[twin yarrow]

so it can't be anything else

[dire saffron]

i come in here and see procedural generation

[polar dragon]

[fathom juniper]

oh shoot - i'm digging this fantasy western vibe

would love to see some actual gameplay tho

[polar dragon]

[fathom juniper]

oh...

[polar dragon]

free guy feels like an okish movie that would be forgotten in 3 months post release

[fathom juniper]

well - we're 2 to 3 for interesting games
but i'm sure it's gonna interest someone here

yo

[twin yarrow]

that reminds me something

[polar dragon]

pokimane
ninja
🤮

[fathom juniper]

im into this

[polar dragon]

into what?

[fathom juniper]

"Death's door"

[polar dragon]

are we watching the same channel?

[fathom juniper]

gotta write that down
that was awesome!

no - you're not watching devolver

https://www.twitch.tv/twitchgaming

you missed some really cool stuff

[polar dragon]

oh no

wth E3

this dual streaming is really killing me

[fathom juniper]

i mean - you can either watch some...
actually interesting and stylish new games

...ooooooorrrr some streamers doing

[polar dragon]

okay this stream gets me going now

[bleak coral]

wdym?

https://twitter.com/grantkirkhope/status/1403807222845493251?s=21

Grant Kirkhope (@grantkirkhope)

LET'S-A-GO!!!I was honoured to be asked to score the trailers all put together by the awesome @RomainBrillaud. @DavideSoliani tricked me into signing the contract!
Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope - Official Cinematic Reveal Trailer | E3... https://t.co/4byn5HcaFg via @YouTube

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Twitter · Jun 12, 2021, 8:11 PM

yoooooo

[fathom juniper]

"inscryption"
another one to write down

holy moly they're actually knocking it out of the park

[twin yarrow]

some cards and wooden hands invading personal space

[fathom juniper]

not all of it is my style, but boi it's actually interesting

different styles, different moods, different styles of gameplay

ok, we've been watching this for 20 minutes and...
no one died yet

[twin yarrow]

where can i buy that microwave?

[fathom juniper]

ok there's gonna be something about those hot dogs

they're gonna explode violently or something

[polar dragon]

DID I JUST SEE PROCEDURAL GENERATION

[twin yarrow]

finally some games switch is worthy for

[fathom juniper]

ooooohhh someone's gonna die

"NFT"

oh this is great

wait
WAIT

[polar dragon]

WHAT

[fathom juniper]

NO WAY THIS IS OVER

come on, devolver

i know you're just playing

[junior crown]

nah it's over

[fathom juniper]

show us more of the good stuff it was going so well!

[junior crown]

it's 30 minutes long

[fathom juniper]

no way

where's shadow warrior?

[junior crown]

they showed at the very start some

that's it lol

[fathom juniper]

oh so i missed it?

[junior crown]

yeah

[fathom juniper]

hang on

no one died?

aw

[twin yarrow]

so far?

but it's not over yet, i guess

[fathom juniper]

i love this song tho

well... crap

anyways - i've seen like... 5 or 6 games

and they were all interesting

cool, varied styles
different moods

some cool looking gameplay

and no corpo bull 💩 in between - just some quick shots fired at different companies * cough * ubisoft * cough *

yeah - this was great

short, but great

⭐

gold star for you, devolver

[sonic berry]

I was promised a Psychonauts teaser, Kraja

[fathom juniper]

this wasn't microsoft tho

billy front gate owns them now

[sonic berry]

puts pitchfork down

[fathom juniper]

OH FOR F

ok - get a load of this timing

just as you said "puts pitchfork down" i switched streams from twitchgaming to e3

and the first thing i saw was...

randy pitchford

oooohhh... randy

[sonic berry]

Aha. So I mustn't use my newfound premonition powers

[fathom juniper]

say splinter cell

please

say deus ex

say quake

[sonic berry]

says Deus Ex

[fathom juniper]

someone pin this

oh great

someone played the discord "connected to a voice channel" sound...

...on the official E3 stream

anyways - stuffs happening here now
https://www.twitch.tv/e3

[twin yarrow]

that's inacceptible

[fathom juniper]

to whoever did that
i hope you step on a tiny lego piece tonight

i got spooked

oh yeah - i forgot
randy owns homeworld now

[twin yarrow]

(tfw you haven't heard anything like that on a stream)

[fathom juniper]

i was so excited during the devolver showcase
but for every yin there's yang

[twin yarrow]

oh right, it was muted lol

[fathom juniper]

so... there's...
there's gearbox...

tiny tinas wonderlands

so... basically tiny tinas assault on dragons keep... 2

[twin yarrow]

i can give that a chance

[fathom juniper]

i mean - dragons keep was... actually a really good dlc in 2

it was my fave

i mean - sure
the writing made me want to skick my whole keyboard in my years

as in - the whole thing

but besides that - yeah it was great

so if there's anything to turn into a standalone game - yeah do that

[twin yarrow]

bunkers and badasses

with references and easter eggs

yes please

[fathom juniper]

i just hope it won't be as buggy as dragons keep

cause... boi - it was rough on TVHM and UVHM

and that level god awful BL2 level scaling didn't make things any better

[junior crown]

I must say I didn't like devolver's showcase much, but that's like for every time for me. good games, but heck it's dumb. "oh guys, here is joke at the industry for another event, isn't this wacky?" "Oh we will make physical release only game for a joke, although we make fun of it, we will still do the same thing just because" "oh look nft joke. now we will sell away joke merch that costs quite a bit and not do it for a bit". Also gotta love them joking about microtransaction while also like being publisher for Fall Guys which I must say is totally not predatory on way it does its shop.

[fathom juniper]

wait - fall guys has microtransactions?

[junior crown]

yes

[fathom juniper]

also - people still play fall guys?

[junior crown]

always did it

[wraith cradle]

I think they are kinda tryhards at times

[junior crown]

and it's randomised what items are on shop

[polar dragon]

9 friends?

[fathom juniper]

yeah they might be a bit try-hardy, i'll admit

[twin yarrow]

they tuned the goryness down a bit this time, but it's still has some satire, which is nice

[polar dragon]

what the hell are they epxecting

[fathom juniper]

but boi - i'll take 5 devolvers over 1 goobisoft anyday

[wraith cradle]

The SUDA 51 cameo from the other year was hilarious tho

[fathom juniper]

i mean - just look at this

don't tell me this is more entertaining than devolver

is this raid: shadow legends?

[twin yarrow]

at some point things like these became sooo generic

[junior crown]

oh it's not def, but I am unimpressed by every showcase I suppose, host wise, games are always nice, at least somewhat

[fathom juniper]

yeah i suppose

well - you know me
you know i like dump garbage

and it was dumb
it was garbage
and it had some really interesting games

this is why i miss aisha tyler - when she was hosting ubisofts stuff it was like ...

"wow! an ACTUAL HUMAN BEING! and not a souless corpo mr CEO man telling us sweet nothings"

oh hey - homeworld 3

[polar dragon]

wait what happened

[fathom juniper]

would be cool to see..
you know - the game

[polar dragon]

i was ready to pog

it's literally 5s

wth

[fathom juniper]

now you know how i feel most of the time

[polar dragon]

homeworld????????????????????????

[fathom juniper]

it's not a sex joke, i promise, mods
i'm talking about games

[polar dragon]

i doooo want that game

what the hell

[fathom juniper]

yeah, well

the conman has the IP now

[polar dragon]

it's literally an icon

[fathom juniper]

so you better keep your expectations in check

[polar dragon]

and a dude talking for 5s

Homeworld is good. Just keep the combat radio chatter the same, speed up the game a bit, tighten the control a bit

and you have a banger of an rts

[twin yarrow]

Roland

man i hate plot bullets

[fathom juniper]

i wonder if it's going to be borderlands 1 roland or borderlands 2 roland

because they're two completely different characters

because...
borderlands 2 wasn't written

[polar dragon]

yeah we have no idea shorty

[fathom juniper]

it was randomly generated by a bot trained with old memes and reddit posts

[polar dragon]

because you show us nothing

no one has ever seen

[junior crown]

https://youtu.be/zJ3ITKLmQLI Obligated to repost this

[polar dragon]

because you show us nothing

[twin yarrow]

and there was no Roland in borderlands 2

[fathom juniper]

wot

[twin yarrow]

oh wait

wait, i've screwed up

[fathom juniper]

are we even having the same convo here?

[twin yarrow]

the plot of the original b2 happened so long ago for me, it always feels like it was in another game

maybe bc of presequel

[fathom juniper]

bl2 had a plot?

shoot i must've missed it

[twin yarrow]

and tons of dlcs

[fathom juniper]

seriously - the presequel is literally the first game where i turned the voices down to 0 and just looked at subtitles

it was so painful

[polar dragon]

why did they flash risk of rain 2 footage?

[fathom juniper]

WOW

[polar dragon]

was there a new ror2 announcement i missed?

[fathom juniper]

that was the most... nothing conference i've seen in years

holy moly

[twin yarrow]

it was a presentation?..

um

[fathom juniper]

i'm full of red bull and espresso and this thing almost made me go a mimir

[twin yarrow]

tfw you're waiting for something to start already, and then they tell you "and that's all we've got"

pls live for now

[fathom juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-thats-all-folks-thats-it-gif-14824246

[twin yarrow]

yes, that

[fathom juniper]

jesus i really wanna go a mimir now

come on, phil spencer
inject some energy into this snorefest

oh, wait
who's next?

[fallen sky]

I simply don't have the energy or time to play lengthier games u_u

[bleak coral]

thats fair

[steady otter]

is it over?

[polar dragon]

yep

it was a waste of time lmao

maybe 10% worthy content

[fathom juniper]

10%?

[steady otter]

[fathom juniper]

this energy drink i'm chugging right now has more interesting content written on the back of the can

but hey
at least devolver was cool

alright
who's next?

[dire condor]

that's it pretty much lol

thanks for nothing

[fathom juniper]

no i mean who's next next

beth?
microsoft?

i don't have the lineup here

[twin yarrow]

Bethesda and Microsoft

tomorrow

[fathom juniper]

tomorrow?

do you have a lineup somewhere?

[twin yarrow]

well.. technically today

[fathom juniper]

im confus

[twin yarrow]

i do, but it's localised for this timezone

[fathom juniper]

keep in mind i'm like...
80% coffeine and 20% snark right now

[polar dragon]

how many percent to remember the name?

[twin yarrow]

basically, in 19 hours 15 minutes

[fathom juniper]

welp

all in all - this day was kinda... underwhelming

devolver was pretty good but besides that?
i remember being... ok-ish about ubisoft in the moment
but now - mere 3 hours later

i can't tell you a single game that stood out

that steep 2 could've been interesting
but i couldn't hear a damn thing about it because DMCA so

meh
i'm gonna go a mimir

se yall tomorrow at beth's... thing

wolfenstein 3 here i come!

||pretty please||

[twin yarrow]

gn hf

[dire condor]

Wolfenstein 3 is a thing?

[twin yarrow]

idk, for me New Colossus is third part

Old Blood is first, New Order is second

even though it came first

[fathom juniper]

i mean - if you wanna go that route
the new collosus is like... the 8th game in the series

i'm talking a proper sequel to TNC

[twin yarrow]

i mean, in the reboot universe

[fathom juniper]

yeah yeah

"a new wolfenstein"

there

[twin yarrow]

technically, for me Return to castle Wolfenstein is the first and the true

[fathom juniper]

let's leave it at that before foxhope somehow bends it into being a roguelite

[twin yarrow]

nah, it's 100% fps

[fathom juniper]

is what?

[twin yarrow]

the first experience

of the series

back from 2002

[fathom juniper]

2001

RTCW is 2001

but anyway - that's a really good way to be introduced to the series

could've been worse

could've been...
wolfenstein 2009

remember that thing?

i wish i didn't...

it's one of the most nothing games i've ever seen in this genre

[twin yarrow]

i don't remember that thing

i've tried to use google, and accidentally typed "Owolfenstein"

im not that furry yet, google

[fathom juniper]

Owolfenstein

owo was is das, herr engel?

oh wait, no - she died at the end of TNC

just put someone's who's still alive there i dunno

[dire condor]

Ratchet grew a beard in rift apart loooooooool

[fathom juniper]

wait

wasn't he already covered in fur?

[dire condor]

yeah but now more

He is a chad man

[wraith cradle]

Guys I was busy. Did they show Sea Of Stars?

[scenic wigeon]

oh yeah I remember that game

[fathom juniper]

yeah but...
how does your hair...
grow more hair? @dire condor

that doesn't make much sense

[scenic wigeon]

I'm conflicted on whether or not to get it because it takes place in The Messenger universe but it's a Turn Based RPG

[fathom juniper]

is this like...
when you leave a potato in your basement and forget about it and then another potato starts growing out of that old potato?

is it this kind of thing?

[scenic wigeon]

I dunno

[twin yarrow]

it's like, part of the hairs become longer

[scenic wigeon]

I don't think so, there's nothing on their Twitter

[fathom juniper]

then your hair just grows longer

in case of ratchet - this means longer fur

wait - i gotta look this up

wait @dire condor
i don't see beard here

you lied!

[dire condor]

Wait no I didn't

[fathom juniper]

show me

[dire condor]

I saw it on xem92's stream

but now he is playing with the girl I don't remember her name (edit: rivet)

I think the biggest complaint I've heard about the game is that it's too short

around 5-6 hours of gaming

[fathom juniper]

that's... fine?

that's just about the length of most of my fave games

[twin yarrow]

.....what?

[dire condor]

It doesn't sit well with people paying 60 bucks for 6 hours gaming

[twin yarrow]

it's that short?

[fathom juniper]

i'd take a solid 6 hours game over 60 hours long ubisoftish snorefest

[dire condor]

so would I (if I had a ps5 lmao)

[twin yarrow]

6 hours is like, one session

[fathom juniper]

yeah?

quality over quantity

[wraith cradle]

Oh boy remember the Order 1886?

[dire condor]

what a letdown of a game

[fathom juniper]

mirror's edge, portal, bastion, transistor

[dire condor]

damn

[fathom juniper]

all really short games

and all damn good games worth their price

[dire condor]

portal isn't a short game

[fathom juniper]

you wot

it's super short

[twin yarrow]

well, portal's length depends

[wraith cradle]

Mirror's edge has tons of replay value tho

[dire condor]

You can say it's a roguelike right?

[fathom juniper]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

i'm out of here

[wraith cradle]

https://m.imgur.com/ryMONf8

The order was so short its guide had a photo for each individual QTE

[fathom juniper]

[dire condor]

order1886 was dogshiet

for starters

[fathom juniper]

is that...

a page long guide...

for a QTE?

[vivid mesa]

wow

[fathom juniper]

we're not gonna make it as a species, are we?

christ almighty

[wraith cradle]

I loved those guides. I bought FFXIII-2 with a Novel size guide for 10 euros

[fathom juniper]

this can't be real

can it?

please tell me it's not real

[wraith cradle]

That's because that's from a guidebook series that have an enormous size and is obvious they needed to keep that up for this short game

https://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9780744015690-es.jpg

That's a cereal box size for reference

Less thick of course

[fathom juniper]

or maybe they did some thorough research on their target demographic and had to explain...

a qte...

like they're talking...
to a toddler...

nah mate i'm too tired for that

i'm not even angry i'm just

[wraith cradle]

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/p0EAAOSw~p1brK4v/s-l300.jpg

I have the right one bundle

Quite nice tbh

[fathom juniper]

• a mimir *

[wraith cradle]

Good night

[lethal drift]

I played ff13 for like close to 113 hours

Then I realized it suckes

[rustic falcon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/297130/Titan_Souls/
Another free game!

Steam

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$1.49

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4914

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74

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[wraith cradle]

God I finished that one half a decade ago lmao

Great game tho

[fathom juniper]

mornin'

[fathom juniper]

who's ready to get disappointed again?

i know i am

[woven breach]

you can't be disappointed

if you don't know

I won't be watching E3

frankly the show is too late for me

[tall hornet]

i have friends that will tell me all the good stuff

that way i can sleep in

[fathom juniper]

wow that's gonna be a really short convo ngl

[tall hornet]

yeah so far it's just elden ring

[fathom juniper]

i mean - i can tell you right now
all the good stuff: devolver

bad stuff - everything else

ELDEN RING WASN'T EVEN ON THIS E3 IT WAS ON DORITO POPE'S KOJIMATHON tho...

• sobs *

sam... come on - please come back

[woven breach]

my friends and I all are in SEA

[fathom juniper]

i'm sorry i was mean about your last two games

[woven breach]

so it's gonna be past midnight for us

[fathom juniper]

i was chugging energy drinks yesterday cause i wanted to stay up late thinking it was gonna be longer

i forgot that mircosoft and beth are today

so i was just afterwards

[woven breach]

lol

[fathom juniper]

also - i called ubisofts bull 💩 super hard a week ago

i said that they're gonna tease us with sam fisher and then do nothing about it

AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE
LOOK

but yeah nah - they announced a new avatar game because...

[woven breach]

sorry

blue man avatar?

or charming one?

[fathom juniper]

here's the best part

the james cameron blue "oh i really like pocahontas" avatar

bruh

mate

[woven breach]

bruh

wha-

why?

[fathom juniper]

man - is splinter cell the best stealth game ever made?

dude's been ghosting us for 8 years now

[woven breach]

he's well hidden

frankly speaking I don't like stealth games

[tall hornet]

james cameron loves avatar

I'm gonna pitch him a avatar netflix series and he will throw crates of money at me

[fathom juniper]

well at least someone does

[tall hornet]

imagine being an avatar fan

[fathom juniper]

imagine being the wrong avatar fan

[tall hornet]

always having to say "no, not the kid's show"

always watching the same 2 hour and 42 minute movie because that's all there is

[fathom juniper]

i mean
there was already an avatar game

made by ubisoft like... 10 years ago

it was the usual movie tie-in garbo

[woven breach]

hey at least it looks better than that vin diesel unga bunga game

which I already forgot the name

[fathom juniper]

the what

[tall hornet]

you'll have to be more specific

[woven breach]

ok I wonder if I can search for Vin Diesel Unga Bunga game on google

it's Ark 2

vin diesel's in it

[fathom juniper]

i mean - you probably can
dunno if you should

[tall hornet]

I was gonna guess "The Mummy"

[fathom juniper]

wait
turbocharged vin 1.6 diesel is in ark now?

[woven breach]

yea

[fathom juniper]

the hell is he doing there?

[woven breach]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdItfIRGdA4

[fathom juniper]

oh yeah - that's the game the bot won't let me talk about

[woven breach]

that's the Diesel fueled Vin

[fathom juniper]

i guess the bot doesn't like escape from butcher bay

hey @woven breach - remember escape from butcher bay?

[woven breach]

you're saying as if we're in the same age group

[fathom juniper]

so is that a yes or a no ?

[woven breach]

no

[fathom juniper]

butcher bay ain't even that old

come on now

[woven breach]

didn't have xbox

or any functioning pc