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quartz latch
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sir are you aware that women can wear pants

viscid leaf
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imagine someone actually loving and caring about link for who link is

hybrid jetty
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man I like mipha

viscid leaf
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somehow a first this late in the series lmao

hybrid jetty
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gonna hurt when she bites it in age of calamity lol

rancid cove
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ahem

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urbosa.

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that is all

viscid leaf
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"can i please just leave zelda alone and go back in time and save mipha"

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oh i love her too

hybrid jetty
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me and my brother have a running joke about whoever the rock dude was and we cheered when he showed up in the hyrule warriors trailer

rancid cove
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daruk?

junior crown
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sad that rock dude or whatever not getting the needed love he has been missing out on. 😔

rancid cove
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personally im second most excited for falco lombardi revali

hybrid jetty
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honestly all the champions are so cool

rancid cove
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||shame about the voice acting||

hybrid jetty
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i didn't mind the voice acting

mipha's constant mumblespeak was kinda iffy

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i guess

viscid leaf
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idk man i liked how soft spoken she was

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link is super quiet and mostly just listens

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he actually would have let her speak and heard her better than anyone

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thus, their relationship

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it's adorable

hybrid jetty
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made it hard to hear whatever she says when I plummet 18 miles above the desert facefirst into a rock and get revived though

rancid cove
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what language was it...french? jp? one of the other zeldas really TORE into that memory cutscene where she breaks down

viscid leaf
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true, though tbh i think "bringing you back from the dead" was enough of a statement 😛

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zora royal family = best family for link of any game or timeline

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(sorry uncle from alttp)

wraith cradle
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It's funny now you mention it I just realized how unconventional Mario is as a MC: He is fat short, pretty ugly and his romantic interest is mostly on the Platonic side

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Also Funny voice

hybrid jetty
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yeah we'll learn more about king phosphorous hyrule or whatever his name was but I want to see that king dorephan fighting

eager hamlet
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I wouldnt call Mario ugly tbh

viscid leaf
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if he gets up, you know you're hecked

wraith cradle
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Well, Unconventional Attractive?

eager hamlet
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Sure he is no Waluigi, but who is?

wraith cradle
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Like now most MCs are either rugged and muscular or pretty boys

eager hamlet
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Well, arguably during Marios time, not exactly?

wraith cradle
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Yeah but Mario KEPT the popularity

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Also it's very unlikely Ganondorf will appear in more canin games as he's dead

eager hamlet
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Well some people still like Arthur from GnG

hybrid jetty
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Also it's very unlikely Ganondorf will appear in more canin games as he's dead
@wraith cradle have you seen the botw2 teaser from a while back

junior crown
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that's interesting. yeah I never come to think why Mario, Luigi, Waluigi and Wario may stand out a bit compared to princesses in the game. Though I guess I would put away Luigi from the list, he looks better? in a way, just a bit cowardly.

viscid leaf
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Also it's very unlikely Ganondorf will appear in more canin games as he's dead
@wraith cradle Nintendo: "Hold my beer"

eager hamlet
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Enough that he got a spot on the UMvC3 roster

hybrid jetty
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you think death is enough to stop The Dorf?

eager hamlet
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The princesses have a lot less variety in their appearances

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Granted, we also dont have Weach or Waisy, so

junior crown
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that is true

rancid cove
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yet

wraith cradle
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In Wind Waker he dies forever as he forsakes his inner hate, stopping his reincarnations.

eager hamlet
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Ironically on another server we actually had a fairly long discussion on what they would look/act like

viscid leaf
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Granted, we also dont have Weach or Waisy, so
@eager hamlet until proven otherwise, i will assume they are t h i c c

rancid cove
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In Wind Waker he dies forever as he forsakes his inner hate, stopping his reincarnations.
@wraith cradle then explain botw

eager hamlet
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I think people decided that Waisy would be pretty punk with very short hair

wraith cradle
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In Twilight Princess he has a regular death so he reincarnates into 'Another' Ganondorf on Four Swords Adventures

eager hamlet
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Also Waluigi actually works as a magician, and his whole persona is just an act

wraith cradle
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And then there isZombie Ganon in BotW

junior crown
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I imagine Weachy would be human version of that rabbit lady from Mario Odyssey, that what came first to my mind at least.

rancid cove
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what about wasalina

eager hamlet
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Omnicidal galactic tyrant

viscid leaf
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what happened in WW only matters if BotW and the following game(s) are either in the adult timeline or somehow are in a unified timeline

rancid cove
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so, ridley?

viscid leaf
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is the other issue here

rancid cove
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botw was officially declared to be the end of all timelines

hybrid jetty
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what happened in WW only matters if BotW and the following game(s) are either in the adult timeline or somehow are in a unified timeline
i thought it was in a unified timeline or somethin

rancid cove
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because the timeline never worked

viscid leaf
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they didn't say that officially tho

eager hamlet
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Ridley but with better hair

viscid leaf
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they have stayed away from saying it is the end of all, one specific timeline, etc

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they are avoiding it completely

junior crown
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or better yet, she would be like samus's clone, but for Rosaline

viscid leaf
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i could see it either somehow being the end of all 3 combined, or the downfall timeline personally

rancid cove
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well, the rito exist, so it's WW canon

viscid leaf
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meh

wraith cradle
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Also I'm Glad BoTW did Fanservice for gals right

rancid cove
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and the twilight mirror exists, so it's TP canon

wraith cradle
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Now we go sexy man fish

viscid leaf
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majora's mask exist and is safe to wear so child timeline canon

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like there's stuff from all of them

hybrid jetty
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A while back I remember someone mentioning Zombie Ganondorf was lying in the same position as he died in one of the other games I don't remember which

viscid leaf
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so i can see it being all

rancid cove
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that's DLC, if we're counting DLC then it's also xenoblade canon

viscid leaf
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look, motorcycle canon ok

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you can't take that from me

rancid cove
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yes but sheikah tech motorcycle

wraith cradle
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I wonder if they'll pull an Halo reach in the prequel

junior crown
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If train can be cannon so is motorcycle must be cannon

hybrid jetty
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I hope so

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please nintendo don't chicken out and end the game right before they die

wraith cradle
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Objective: Survive

viscid leaf
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if it's adult timeline where are the train tracks

wraith cradle
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Hell, I would be happy with a Zelda/Ganondorf fight ending

viscid leaf
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where are the signs of new hyrule

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there's flaws and support for each one lol

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there's no reason rito and tech couldn't happen in any timeline that far in the future

wraith cradle
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I read somewhere now the cycle ended in WW, it allowed technology to flourish, that's why the trains

twin yarrow
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they promised a sequel, didn't they?

viscid leaf
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so i don't view most of what was said as "definitive"

warm edge
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because the timeline never worked
accurate
zelda's timeline is effed up beyond all recognition

rancid cove
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the timeline never actually made sense, they were just catering to grognards by putting it together in the first place

viscid leaf
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oh it's insane don't get me wrong

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but i just want them to be clear about it either being done with or what they're doing

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you don't just definitively lay out these timelines and then be like "we're not telling" without people going a little wonky about it lol

twin yarrow
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maybe they are not sure themselves

viscid leaf
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also, downfall timeline is the one where ganon proceeded to become more and more of a mindless hate beast-monster

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which ties in well

twin yarrow
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one has to be bold enough to end a 30-yo story at once

viscid leaf
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i'd be fine with it tbh i just want them to say

warm edge
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supposedly, the zelda in loz2 is the first one
so having your timeline start in ocarina of time is 😬

wraith cradle
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Yeah if Botw happened it HAD to be in the Downfall timeline

viscid leaf
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tell us you cowards

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that's kinda my take if it has to be one single timeline @wraith cradle

wraith cradle
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In Icarina is where ot diverges

viscid leaf
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it fits the best, with "long time later" explaining things like "but rito?"

wraith cradle
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There are two explicit mentions to the diversion

rancid cove
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tbh i think u could fit the entire game world of oot on the Great Plateau, so maybe rito just lived further away

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.......

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kaepora gaebora first rito confirmed

warm edge
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almost, but oot is a little bigger than the plateau

rancid cove
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which is bonkers to think about

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that's, what, 5% of the total map of botw?

wraith cradle
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In Twilight Princess Ganondorf is explicetly executed for what happened on OoC and in WW they reference his defeat and rise

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Ergo they reference two contradictory events

viscid leaf
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honestly i'd love if they made it the end of the timelines/the result of a unified timeline, then release a game after botw 2 that has us play the link that had to create the unified timeline in the first place and hop between the three because they were all coming to untold disaster

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that'd be a ton of fun

wraith cradle
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Or simple giving happy endings to two of them

twin yarrow
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or cancel everything.. scrap some events and start all over

wraith cradle
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Like the child timeline, all went right and the cycle finally finished with new Hyrule prospering in peace

twin yarrow
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it's already a post-apocalypse, technically.. there are no post-apocalyptic settings that can end well

wraith cradle
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TWD

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Comics

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HZD too

viscid leaf
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||bastion, kinda||

twin yarrow
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has it ended?

rancid cove
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hzd is post-post-apoc

twin yarrow
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hzd starts from "everything ended bad"

rancid cove
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well, hzd starts from "everything is weird and also there's ancient car husks everywhere"

hybrid jetty
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let botw be the end of all timelines so we can ditch timelines forever 😏

viscid leaf
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i don't think anyone is opposed to that

wraith cradle
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The point is if you can rebuild there can be a happy ending

warm edge
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imagine
a standalone zelda game

viscid leaf
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though i do love the mental jumps of theorizing as to why certain timelines happened (namely downfall, love the whole triforce wish theory and it being the OG timeline)

twin yarrow
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the happiest ending can only be another stone age

viscid leaf
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the crazier the theorizing gets the more i keep reading and am enthralled

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i also love chrono cross so yknow

wraith cradle
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Downfall was a patchup made by nintendo to explain the games who didn't have aplace

twin yarrow
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the bad ending will be extinction

viscid leaf
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i'm that kind of person

rancid cove
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the happiest ending can only be another stone age
@twin yarrow no thats just irl

twin yarrow
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well, that's what we see in hzd.. sorta

rancid cove
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i also love chrono cross so yknow
@viscid leaf someone once described the plot to vincent sauce as "Uncle Balthazar's Wild Ride (To Get His Niece Back)"

viscid leaf
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omg yesss

wraith cradle
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Feudalism

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Knowledge aint going anywhere

viscid leaf
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unironically love that entire story tho, and as much as i love serge and kid, i want better for harle 😦

rancid cove
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no, but everything else is

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god

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vinny's harle voice is a war crime

wraith cradle
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Stone Age implies people wont know to use metal

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BTW Playing HZD found the most hilarious datapoint

viscid leaf
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||the optional ending where you end it as lynx and settle on marbule with harle but oh no the demihumans and dragons are gonna wipe out humanity and i'm like "meh, tradeoffs"||

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"we kinda had it coming"

wraith cradle
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Spoilers

rancid cove
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......................did i......know chrono cross had. multiple. endings

wraith cradle
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Specially funny because she resends the email to Sobeck

viscid leaf
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sorry lol it's a really old and not-often-played game

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i spoiler'd it

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ya chrono trigger did as well!

rancid cove
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oh yeah travis tate is the second or third best character in the entire game

viscid leaf
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same idea, where and when and with whom you defeat the last boss changes things

wraith cradle
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I can't believe the human centipede gets a reference in HZD

twin yarrow
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don't worry, most of us who haven't played it yet, will forget what was it about by the time they can get to play it

wraith cradle
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You also can hear he dissapointment to have Passolini's works preserved

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That guy was a weirdo

rancid cove
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can't kill an omelette without recruiting at least one weirdo

viscid leaf
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that game gets such a bad rap mostly because "i loved trigger and am unhappy with this spiritual successor as a sequel"

wraith cradle
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Was talking about Passolini

viscid leaf
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i played crooss first and it is in my top 5 best games of all time

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i love it so much, and it has the best OST basically until SSG came along

rancid cove
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tbh i feel that cross suffers somewhat from the chrono name

viscid leaf
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idk man i like the ties between them

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i get what you mean

rancid cove
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like it's so much its own thing already, why not sever ties and let it breathe on its own

viscid leaf
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but it is an interesting exploration of "ok well that was a very happy and oddly well-ending romp changing time... but what's the side effects of that?"

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it is also just Peak JRPG

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and i love it for that lol

rancid cove
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man i wish more than 2 jrpgs ever had dual and triple techs

viscid leaf
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right?

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i do wish cross had more 😦

rancid cove
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eiyuden looks like it'll have something similar at least

viscid leaf
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also trim down the cast of characters, i didn't mind the big cast but like... turnip tho? cmon

rancid cove
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yeah the cast would've been better if they'd cut out about a third of the characters and used that manpower budget to improve half the remaining cast

eager hamlet
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What are dual techs

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Just spells that require 2 specific people in your party?

rancid cove
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two characters using their unique skills to make a third attack

viscid leaf
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basically techs are signature moves/spells, having certain combos unlocks dual techs where it's a different move entirely and they both do it together

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same for triple

rancid cove
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or support spell, in a couple instances

viscid leaf
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like in chrono trigger, crono and frog can do x-strike if they're together

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same for serge and glenn in cross

eager hamlet
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Doesnt the new P5 have something like that?

rancid cove
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i guess TECHNICALLY symphonia had like two or three quadtechs

viscid leaf
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also wait did kingdom hearts kinda sorta have something like that or did i imagine that

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KH feels like a distant memory of a fever dream i had as a child

eager hamlet
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I dont think the first one does

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Im playing it right now, and Ive yet to find something like that

viscid leaf
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ok i wasn't sure

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just was racking my brain thinking of other possibilities

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i played chrono trigger DS and was doing another run through of cross so now i'm back in a dangerous PS1 games nostalgia trip

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tomba! and mega man legends 1 and 2 eyeing me from across the room

warm edge
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KH feels like a distant memory of a fever dream i had as a child
@viscid leaf KH is a distant memory of a fever dream you had as a child

eager hamlet
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So far Im not impressed by KH

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It feels clunky, especially the platforming

viscid leaf
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oh it definitely is clunky

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i loved it in spite of the mechanics

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i never finished 2 tho

quartz latch
eager hamlet
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Well I got the whole collection for cheap

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So Im gonna play through it

viscid leaf
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nice

eager hamlet
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Ah, Ghost Trick

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A very underrated game

viscid leaf
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i definitely have one of the DS ones lying around somewhere but i think it's the "basically just KH1 but on DS now and a flimsy reason to play through it again" one

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which works cos my PS3 is not PS2 backwards compatible so i don't have any of those games with me anymore 😦

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just 3 and 1

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Also mega man legends 3 being canned when it was already being worked on with community involvement hurts my soul

rancid cove
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mega man legends is imo the last great 90s game that still hasn't gotten the kickstarter revival it deserves

viscid leaf
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I love it so much

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||THEY LEFT HIM ON THE MOON DAMMIT||

rancid cove
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there's just nothing like MML that i've heard of in the last 10 years

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and this is not a case of shenmue, where that's because it kicked off a genre that immediately became far better than it ever was

viscid leaf
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It’s very unique

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Nice blend of open world exploration but not too open or bloated with useless stuff, rpg elements, and a really interesting plot

rancid cove
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it also had like.......

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ok, due to the restrictions of the dreamcast and ps1, it didnt actually have great level design, but it had great level design sensibilities

viscid leaf
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Agreed

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The controls and graphics haven’t aged the best esp for 1 but I don’t care it’s still fun to play even now

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I also just love the world it created and the music is nice

twin yarrow
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that's the first game i think of, when i think about Nintendo 64

rancid cove
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w

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was it. on. n64?

twin yarrow
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first one was

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dunno about the second

rancid cove
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huh.

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then again, most people probably froget that starcraft brood war got an n64 port, so

twin yarrow
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most people probably forgot about n64

warm edge
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starcraft got an n64 port?!

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that honestly sounds awful

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no hotkeys

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slow cursor movement

viscid leaf
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every time i see an rts on a console i just... why

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how, even

junior crown
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Pikmin is unreal. bouldy

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Although I know one rts game that seems manageable on consoles, which is Tooth and Tail, but even then it is sort of less complicated RTS in a way.

rancid cove
stable kindle
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starcraft 64 honestly played decently. about the only rts i can remember playing on console so that was. quite a long time ago LOL

wise cedar
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someone suggest a game to free me of my crushing anhedonia

rancid cove
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hollow knight

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monster train

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dragons dogma

rare bone
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Hades

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Fall Guys

vast temple
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Dreamscaper

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Fury Unleashed

rare bone
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Spiritfarer

wise cedar
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played it, playing it, maybe, played it, dono't care, maybe, maybe, have it but got bored

rare bone
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GUILTY GEAR Xrd -REVELATOR- + REV 2

rancid cove
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There's Always Content In The FFXIV Stand

wise cedar
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I wonder if I'd like divinity 2

rare bone
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well what kind of games do you enjoy?

wise cedar
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I mean, that's kinda the problem right now 😛

rare bone
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what has brought you joy in the past?

wise cedar
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a lot of things, but recently I've found it really hard to focus on a game for more than like, half an hour

rancid cove
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monster hunter?

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realm grinder

wise cedar
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I bought Disco elysium and it looks like great fun but I just can't focus on it

rare bone
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¯_(ツ)_/¯ then maybe do something else. Take a break from gaming and read a book, or watch a movie or just kind of relax for a while and zone out to some tunes or something. When I'm not feeling any of my games I try to find something else to kill time.

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When was the last time you cleaned out your downloads folder on your computer?

wise cedar
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You suggest heresy!

rare bone
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you gotta do what makes you happy

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sometimes it's not games

rancid cove
eager hamlet
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To be fair

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Disco Elysium is a pretty tough game to stay focused on

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Its very densely written

wise cedar
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the writing wasn't the issue so much as the controls and navigation

eager hamlet
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Ah

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Well those are just usual point and click stuff

rancid cove
wraith cradle
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Among us lol

wise cedar
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I'd play that if I could get 6-10 friends to play it with semi-frequently

junior crown
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Going Under but it is not released yet

wraith cradle
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Lol your pfps have the same color scheme

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In any case I play it solo normally It makes me go all out easier :D

zenith mica
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god i want that new undertale hoodie so bad

rancid cove
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same tbh

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and i dont even date

zenith mica
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i also want the vinyl collection but the hoodie at least has a practical purpose and is cheaper gjdkfjskfh

broken smelt
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The hoodie looks pretty great :3

hybrid jetty
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we have crossed into the abyss

junior crown
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When I saw Jerma get raided by ChuckECheese I felt like I was in the weird dream

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and then it was real

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this is not the giant rat we wanted

zealous fossil
hybrid jetty
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haha i was part of that cringe fanbase 😎

rancid cove
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listen

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im still fond of homestuck

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cringe isnt real

rancid token
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Yeah cringe is never a reason to call something bad

rancid cove
wraith cradle
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Ugh

stable kindle
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i find this whole "cringe" mentality people have really silly. literally all it is is someone having a problem with someone else liking something they dont. thats it. usually its in the context of that thing being both popular and considered "childish" or "overdone" so unironically liking it is "cringe" but like. at its absolute base it really is nothing more than ew you like that? i dont like that

twin yarrow
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i don't remember even the word "cringe" to be existing at the moment game was out

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well, i guess, smaller fandoms have more chanses of survival

stable kindle
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cringe culture has always been a thing, even before it was called such. Slight edit here to clarify but i mean like. just the entire concept of someone being shamed for liking X thing because some other group has declared it childish or cringy or just distasteful in some way. the cringe culture we know of today is just based off this mentality, and thats been around for ages.

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i just inherently find it silly

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we're all on this dirt ball together trying to live our one life as best we can, just let people enjoy the things that brings them happiness, even if you think its cringe

tall hornet
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I'm glad cringe is dead

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Cringe is irony's defense mechanism

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When people started to reject irony, and show authenticity and weakness, they were called cringe by people who were afraid to show authenticity and weakness

wraith cradle
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When people started to reject irony, and show authenticity and weakness, they were called cringe by people who were afraid to show authenticity and weakness
@tall hornet

But not all autenthicity is good tho. I feel cringe when someone spots unironic bigoted opinions on discord, and in large discords that happens too much for my liking

tall hornet
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That stuff is disgusting but not because its authentic

wraith cradle
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The point is when someone is lacking so much self awareness to believe that's welcome i feel second hand embarrasmen

lethal jay
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second hand embarrassment is a fine thing but people nowadays say cringe when they mean disgust

wraith cradle
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Yeah i say second hand embarrassment although i shorthand it to cringe because its tthree words and im lazy

lethal jay
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so it's like some weird thing where they shame other people in an indirect manner

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i think that's a more accurate use of cringe than you find it in most contexts

wraith cradle
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anyways kinda off topic for this channel. sry to cut it out now

stable kindle
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i find it hard to believe most people mean cringe in a manner synonymous with disgust lmao see = people shaming literal children for the grand crime of [checks notes] liking fortnite

lethal jay
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disdain then?

stable kindle
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seems more likely maybe

lethal jay
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they have a low opinion of fortnite and extend that to people who like it

zealous fossil
stable kindle
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but again it really just comes down to 'i dont like this thing you like' and nothing more. also obligatory let children be children and like whatever video games they want

zealous fossil
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YEEEEEEEEEEE MYST

junior crown
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oh myst

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remember hearing about it

stable kindle
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ah myst that one game that baffled me as a child bc i didnt know what i was supposed to do lol

lethal jay
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the og first person puzzler

exotic rune
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someone said myst so here i am

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wait wasn't there already an hd remake @old mist ?

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this isn't the riven remake

rancid cove
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tbh i bailed on myst because, at like 6 years old, it was terrifying

lethal jay
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that game is older than i am

exotic rune
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same

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i just discovered it a couple years back, the deep lore is wild

stable kindle
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googles myst release...

lethal jay
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i wanna try it

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1993

stable kindle
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oh im older than myst then LOL ablobsweats

lethal jay
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YOU'RE OLD

exotic rune
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riven is all around a better game than myst

opal grove
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lmao i've finished myst but riven made me too mad

exotic rune
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myst feels like a proof of concept for riven the same way portal felt like a proof of concept for portal 2

old mist
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GFVJGNF LITERALLY I WAS WATCHING THE TRAILER FOR THIS WHEN U PINGED ME

exotic rune
#

KGHDFKHG

old mist
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i dont rly care for remakes of the same thing esp bc this seems to have no live actors

exotic rune
#

riven is much longer and more difficult than myst but also it's so much better

old mist
#

riven is SO good

exotic rune
#

and there's an easter egg where gehn's actor sings opera

old mist
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optional puzzle randomization.??????????

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squint wh. how. why

exotic rune
#

oh i guess if you've

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already solved the puzzles and want them to have new answers

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for fun

old mist
#

idk im just i sleeb until they tell me firmament is out of the oven

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AHHHHHHHH

junior crown
#

rtgameDread flashback of that one randomized deponia puzzle

exotic rune
#

GOD FIRMAMENT
forgot they were still chugging on firmament

old mist
#

that makes mor sense than what i was imagining

junior crown
#

randomized puzzles are bane of my existence tbh

stable kindle
#

its funny im looking at whats been released in the series and ive really never heard of half of them

old mist
#

I GOT AN EMAIL RECENTLY CONFIRMING MY KICKSTARTER BACKING THAT GETS ME FIRMAMENT

lethal jay
#

noice

old mist
#

AND I WAS LIKE OH YEAH, FIRMAMENT

exotic rune
#

yeah myst is the only one that ever got widespread attention

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which is a shame bc (points at riven)

opal grove
#

some day someone needs to sit me down at gunpoint and make me play riven

old mist
#

does anyon in this chat uru live

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JGFHFJFJH

exotic rune
#

but every other game in the series is mediocre at best

stable kindle
#

i remember uru, but myst 3 and the two after uru i dont think i ever heard about

old mist
#

YOU REMEMBER URU??????

exotic rune
#

uru is an experience

old mist
#

NICE

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tatz go back into uru rn they added two fan-ages

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its so cool

stable kindle
#

me: uru--
kam: [rapidly shaking me]

old mist
#

yeah thats about how it goes

exotic rune
#

uru made me so mad
i almost rage quit uru over bad controls like 5 times

old mist
#

HJGVHJFCJFJ

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god yeah

exotic rune
#

the fireflies, kam

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the fireflies

old mist
#

AAAAHHH

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i love going into uru and seeing what my explorer was dressed like the last time i was in uru that i tricked myself into thinking was fashionable bc i was playing uru

exotic rune
#

the ONLY fun thing about uru is "yeesha's guided tour about why slavery and colonialism are bad" and also if you've read the books, seeing locations from those stories

old mist
#

yeah...

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enjoyment of uru rly depends on how much u love yeesha huh

exotic rune
#

or how much you love d'ni

old mist
#

hjgvjhfjhfhj

#

how badly you wanna see a skeleton wearing uggs

exotic rune
#

GJDFHGF I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT KADISH

old mist
#

how badly you want to see the absence of a skeleton wearing uggs (oooh spoookyyy)

exotic rune
#

bro rly was like "i want to die how i lived: no pants, uggs on, blanket cloak deployed"

old mist
#

HGVJHVJFVJHFJH

exotic rune
#

long story short, myst is fine, riven is really good, don't bother with the rest, if it takes an hd remake to make myst accessible so be it but riven doesn't even need one bc it's still beautiful

stable kindle
old mist
#

exile is good okay. revelation is not but im glad i played it

stable kindle
#

Uru was to ship with a massively multiplayer online portion, Uru Live, but the initial release was canceled shortly before the single-player aspect was released. Uru Live was rereleased in several incarnations, being canceled each time. Cyan Worlds currently operates the servers for latest iteration of the MMO, MO:ULagain, which is free to play. haha what?

junior crown
#

I feel that. I honestly def should try out all these cool adventure games people keep talking about.

exotic rune
#

there was some....was it ubisoft? trickery going on around uru haha

old mist
#

YEAH MYST ONLINE URU LIVE AGAIN!!

exotic rune
#

uru has died and been reborn like 5 times

old mist
#

like a phoenix from the ashes

stable kindle
#

uru rly be like, u thought u'd seen the last of me

old mist
#

YEAH

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there was a time, when i was playing it, when i would be legitimately the only person in there for days on end

exotic rune
#

i could and have waxed slightly philosophical about the thematic appropriateness of the city remaining big and empty and dead

old mist
#

id look at like, the 000000s on lists of who was in an area or mess around with stuff and come back to see it EXACTLY how i left it

#

yes..............

exotic rune
#

yeesha: just let it be
uru: no

old mist
#

GFHJFJH

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seeing like, a small crowd in there the most recent time i went in was like whoa

exotic rune
#

there were like 7 people in the cafe

old mist
#

SEVEN!!! A MIRICLE

quartz latch
#

Did anyone say Uru gilmanrage

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some day someone needs to sit me down at gunpoint and make me play riven
@opal grove /volunteers

stable kindle
#

feel like all we have to do to summon kam is mention uru

old mist
#

myst in general tbh

zealous fossil
#

UrU?

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more like

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UwU

exotic rune
#

yeah that's the spirit

quartz latch
#

Another remake is... shrug for me. I don't care for remakes! I hope they added some lore like in the first remake, which I'll gladly peruse on the internet, and that's it. But good for them if it sells, and they've always tested whatever they're working on on Myst remakes (literally: Uru and Obduction already, and they mentioned the synergy in the latest backer update) so whatevs. Happy testing, folks, see you for Firmament.

stable kindle
#

so i was looking at old broderbund products since they published the original myst and i just vaguely recall that company name, but none of the other games theyve published are really standing out in my memory so thonk but anyway there is one old nes title called The Battle of Olympus i couldnt help checking bc ofc. and. you play as orpheus. hello??? he also gets powers from the other gods apparently. though it features hades terrorizing greece, yawn. and it has a zelda 2 skin

quartz latch
#

this paragraph is a rollercoaster 😂

stable kindle
#

discovering it was a rollercoaster

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Helene, the girlfriend of Orpheus, is kidnapped by Hades who is holding her captive. A top-down map of Greece shows various dungeons and ancient Greek city-states for the player to visit on their journey. Swords, shields, and crystals help to provide offensive power and defensive strength for the player. Three fragments of love are there to remind Orpheus of his girlfriend Helene. Hades rules his dominion in Tartarus, where his strongest minions live alongside him.

old mist
#

helene..........

quartz latch
#

Helen the girlfriend of WHOM

#

that's incredible

stable kindle
#

the orpheus sprite literally looks like pit from kid icarus

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tell me im wrong

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or maybe a mix of pit and link

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either way i look at it and think of them lmao

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okay im looking at gameplay and. the hurt sprite is actually just link's zelda2 injured sprite lmao

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same pose and palette change

#

this is so funny

old mist
#

jgjhfjjfjh

stable kindle
#

im just watching a video of bosses but like. everything about the mechanics is just zelda2. the wiki article says Designer Hoshimoto drew inspiration from Zelda II: Adventure of Link for gameplay but the main character and enemies basically behave the same. its really just totally-not-zelda2-but-in-greece lmao

stable kindle
#

theres whole tumblrs dedicated to these sort of posts with greek gods fyi thinkingeyes

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but thats not game related lol

twin yarrow
#

after i've seen Darkwind Duck 2, which was basically a Super Contra hack with another sprites, i'm not surprised much about creativity of unofficial cartridge distributors of the past

rancid cove
quartz latch
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You and me both 😦 I was just saying elsewhere. it's 0% relevant to my interests and it stings a bit.

rancid cove
#

i think it might be the lack of any flavor of tech

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magi, steam, whatever

quartz latch
#

aim higher: of any discernible art direction whatsoever, maybe.

rancid cove
#

i mean

quartz latch
#

in the tech for sure, but also faces, clothes... dialogue... trailer editing... forgettable young man becomes forgettable grittier man...

rancid cove
#

it DOES just look like Higher Fantasy Witcher 3, true

stable kindle
#

honestly a minute and a half in and the only thing that really stands out as distinctly final fantasy is the malboro lol. everything else just comes off generic fantasy game so far

rancid cove
#

on top of everything else, i find myself even conflicted about the wholesale reuse of 15's combat

quartz latch
#

I found that combat intensely bland to begin with and now it seems to be repurposed to single-character action fare. RIP people who genuinely like JRPGs I guess

rancid cove
#

yeah that's the other thing, if it's really a one-man show like the trailer suggests they've lost their minds

quartz latch
#

Or they're going for the Witcher 3 crowd!

stable kindle
#

spotted a coeurl! but yeah hm im not really piqued just yet off this trailer alone. the character design doesnt really stand out, im not going to remember the characters the trailer showed after today

rancid cove
#

oh how the mighty have fallen, in that case

stable kindle
#

i'll just keep playing ff9 for the next 20 years ig zaglol

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the game could be interesting but id need to see more, this def wasnt enough to hook me in any sense

rancid cove
#

yeah i get the feeling it's just a bad trailer, there's nothing in it that's a dealbreaker so it's possible if they'd made a different one i'd be interested

quartz latch
#

Eh, I'm out both for the gameplay and the overall look. It's been good till it lasted (which is... XIII for me, so I can't complain I guess. Probably XIV in the future! Still got that one to look forward to)

stable kindle
#

everyone i know plays 14 and i just dont have the energy to commit to an mmo anymore so im like the only person around in my circle with no interest in it lol

rancid cove
#

14's my favorite game of all time and idk what could dethrone it at this point

eager hamlet
#

Yeah the lack of magitek is a bit disappointing

#

But at the same time, I get why they would want to get back to their roots

#

Its been a while since we had a high fantasy final fantasy

#

My bigger issue is how bloody it is

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That just doesnt feel final fantasy

#

Combat at least seems nice

wraith cradle
#

Am I the only one final fantasy XVI feels Wrong?

#

Like you feel it must be your imagination but it's in front of you

eager hamlet
#

Its the whole bloody thing to me

#

It feels more "realistic" in the most negative sense of the word

quartz latch
#

Feels very Western to me! Also in the most negative sense of the word, the unique AAA blandness not the many great things Western gaming has done

wraith cradle
#

Let's be honest ffxv had already S.XXI technology and fashion sense

rancid cove
#

had what now

quartz latch
#

I'm not against that in theory! Any blend of fantasy and real life could work, I think, and I'd be curious to see it. ...I am against that in FFXV practice specifically.

eager hamlet
#

I actually liked FFXV

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It was just unfinished

rancid cove
#

the first 60% of ff15 was stellar

#

also apparently hzd is gonna be on ps4 with miles, so they really dont want anyone buying a 5 until dad of boy 2 comes out i guess

wraith cradle
#

Century XXI technology

eager hamlet
#

It already had flaws in the first 60%

quartz latch
#

I have exactly one good memory of FFXV and it's about the scenery which I do think is its best part.

eager hamlet
#

But yeah it got a lot worse around chapter 13

#

Ah, chapter 13

#

The worst gaming experience

rancid cove
#

it got worse at chapter 7 tbh

#

but the post crebits cutscene rips me apart every time

wraith cradle
#

I personally loved it because it was a Bromance done right

#

But yeah once you exit the train the game becomes slightly worse

rancid cove
#

i basically hated every narrative decision the game made from leviathan onward

eager hamlet
#

I cant say I agree, but I did dislike chapter 13 quickly rushing through the plot, and the timeskip to rush further

wraith cradle
#

Got a friend that was dissapointed because he thought it was gonna be Elder Ring

rancid cove
#

its never gonna be elder ring

#

that game isnt real

wraith cradle
#

Plot twist: Elder ring was From idea to make GRRM slack off it to make Winds of winter

rancid cove
#

i almost wonder if the sheer magnitude of got's cultural suicide scared them off collaborating with him at all

wraith cradle
#

Bruh, his name is still worth his weight on gold

quartz latch
#

Now that's a conspiracy theory I could subscribe to! 😂

stable kindle
#

thought it was elden ring, not elder

rancid cove
#

the next game fromsoft puts out is gonna be armored core

wraith cradle
#

Lol

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I'm only hope the teases are right and they added the originally cut ice biome to the game

tall hornet
#

ice is nice

rancid cove
uncut holly
rancid cove
#

yeah, i really genuinely hope they end up showing something that interests me, because between him and yoshida it's gonna be a flawless production

uncut holly
#

Knowing yoshida and past interviews, its going to be very low in tech, high in fantasy. If he has major influence on the world that is

#

XV could have been better if Nomura didnt get pulled out halfway through and the succeeding director had to work with a half complete game.
Its a miracle that got released

rancid cove
#

tbh i love everything about ff15 until chapter 7

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and then i hate everything about it until the last like hour

uncut holly
#

Chapter 7 is at the water city?

rancid cove
#

yeah

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i just don't like any of the narrative decisions they make from that point on

uncut holly
#

The original story was supposed to.be more depressing. With prompto even backstabbing you.

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But narrative was very weird.

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And gameplay very limited onward from that

rancid cove
#

tbh im just disappointed that ||ardyn ended up being the Big Bad||

#

he was too interesting for that imo

uncut holly
#

They needed their darkness plot and noctis being the sacrifice for humanity

#

In the original trailers king Raegis would cry for the mere thought of the boys future

eager hamlet
#

See I dont agree with that

#

||I think Ardyn was the perfect choice for the villain, and he is the only thing carrying the last arc||

uneven heath
#

the only real thing that made me a little sad about their arc was just HOW late the reveal came and how little was explained, discussed or reflected. It felt as if it didn't even matter who they were and what their motivation was and so on. I remember going "wait, what?" in the middle of the cutscene and having barely any mention of that afterwards. Sure, it's referenced a little in the boss fight but... meh, it surely felt rushed

wraith cradle
#

||They actually were planning on redeeming Ardyn on the last DLC||

eager hamlet
#

||I mean, having a late reveal worked tbh, but his motivation was a bit underdeveloped because the last arc was rushed. But I thought he was set up as the villain pretty early on||

rancid cove
#

here's the thing about why i dont like ||ardyn|| as the big bad

#

he's by far the most interesting character to be the big bad in any final fantasy game

#

like, multiple orders of magnitude more engaging before the reveal

wraith cradle
#

I mean, the most interesting character should be either the villain or the MC

rancid cove
#

yes but traditionally in ff it's either the mc or neither of those options

quartz latch
#

And when exposition is a hot mess, nobody can hope of coming out of the whole thing as a wholly realized character. Splitting it up for a row of cancelled DLCs doesn't help either.

stable kindle
#

pops in here

inhales. rune factory 5 🥺

rancid cove
#

tbh both monhun trailers were home runs in my book

broken smelt
#

ori 2 on the switch bittieO

stable kindle
#

I'm just happy rf5 exists cause for a while 4 was the end of the series because of company troubles and stuff

#

the disgaea announcement is also funny bc I literally just bought 5 the other day, pushes trial at friend

rancid cove
rancid cove
eager hamlet
#

I mean, Idk, quite often the FF villain is quite interesting

#

Kefka, for example

warm edge
#

Keefka was dumb

#

he was a stereotypical all-powerful evil madman

rancid cove
#

name another interesting final boss from final fantasy, is the thing

#

like as a person, not as a fight

#

hell, even XIV has already killed its most interesting villains, and there's a whole xpac to go in the main story

quartz latch
#

I mean, VII, IX (not counting bizarre actual-final-encounters? I am still confused), XII twice over, and I'll die on my lonely "actually the ||Zanarkand ruling family|| was super interesting so X counts" hill.

rancid cove
#

yes, the final enemy you fight in the game is what i'm talking about

#

also sephiroth is confusing more than he is interesting

#

like there's no actual meat to him, just a lot of mysterious flash

wraith cradle
#

hell, even XIV has already killed its most interesting villains, and there's a whole xpac to go in the main story
@rancid cove

They ||Brought back the best one, tho||

rancid cove
#

yes, ||for about 5 seconds in another boss fight||

#

:P

wraith cradle
#

In FFXIV except the ||Heavensward villains, all have come back from the dead one way or the other||

#

Some to die again, tho

rancid cove
#

either way, at this point the big bad of 14 has 3 possibilities:

#

zenos, who sucks in every way

wraith cradle
#

But let me tell you if they managed to bring back ||Gaius|| they will with ||Emet||

rancid cove
#

fandango, who would just be Mad Clown Usurper 2: Aetheric Boogaloo

#

or some other jerk who hasn't even been introduced yet

wraith cradle
#

Can we agree Asahi was the worst?

rancid cove
#

in the end, the only thing about yotsuyu's story arc that disappointed me was ||not getting to tear asahi's head off myself||

wraith cradle
#

Don't worry bro, ||The new Ascian got you covered||

rancid cove
#

tbh that's the thing that bugs me about this setup, ticketmaster is already a less awful character than zenos

#

everything about zenos is so far below the quality of the rest of the game

wraith cradle
#

Yeah if the tracheotomy had worked back in his xpac the game would have been much better

wraith cradle
#

I've been playing both Middle Earth games back to back

#

The improvement from Shadow of War to Shadow of Mordor is incredible

#

It's 10x better game

junior crown
#

yeah lol the difference is just insane

rancid cove
stable kindle
rancid cove
#

disgaea is exactly as ok as it ever was

#

i leave the implications of that as an exercise for the reader

hybrid jetty
#

i can't stand the japanese game trope of adding like 10 more digits to something than necessary

#

its a weird thing for me to get annoyed about but I hate it

rancid cove
#

it's literally disgaea's gimmick

hybrid jetty
#

😡

rancid cove
#

like, i can only think of it coming up in disgaea, idle/clicker games, and wowcraft

stable kindle
#

yeah lmao

#

Being stupidly overpowered and seeing Big Numbers is disgaea's thing

#

I just think it's funny they raised the cap after all these years

#

oh boy now there will be even harder bosses

rancid cove
#

i mean

#

is "harder" the same as "add a 0"

stable kindle
#

"harder" as in "more grinding"

rancid cove
#

oh THAT would be hilarious, if they increased max level but didnt add enemies that give more xp than previous games

#

so its just ten thousand hours of grinding to hit the cap

stable kindle
#

the grind isn't too bad once you get your first handful of reincarnation and get a rhythm going, I think the start is always one of the more tedious things. I like a lot of the things 5 added, specifically the cheat shop where you can adjust your earnings and skill gain, and enemy levels. dropping everything to pump it into your exp gains and then buffing up enemy levels eases a lot of the early game tedium

#

at least we can always count on the lv99 quirk for quick early grinding lol

rigid girder
#

it's literally disgaea's gimmick
@rancid cove did not played Diablo 3 heh?

rancid cove
#

ah, there we go, i knew there was one i was frogetting

quartz latch
#

It's a pet peeve for me too tbh. I'll go through at least one Disgaea at some point but I won't like that bit!

stable kindle
#

id def recommend one of the later ones with the nice qol changes to make grind less tedious

#

in the event you ever wanted to pick one up lol

fresh crag
junior moss
#

wait are we talking ff14 because i fell down such a huge hole these past few months

rancid cove
#

i mean, not currently, but also i can talk about that game whenever forever and yes that IS a threat

junior moss
#

i've been mainlining the game since late july and currently i'm in the post-stormblood patches

#

i know it's a pretty popular opinion that stormblood isn't very good but man i did not like stormblood

rancid cove
#

yeah zenos is the low point of the entire game and yes im including 1.0 in that assessment

junior moss
#

he's kinda...flat? like shockingly so, and his competition thus far in terms of expansions includes a dragon lol

#

how did a giant lizard have more sympathetic and nuanced motivation than zenos

rancid cove
#

id call him a cardboard cutout but even cardboard has a few millimeters of depth

#

like he's literally just "what if zaraki kenpachi sucked instead of ruled"

junior moss
#

i feel like in terms of villains yotsuyu and fordola majorly outshine him even if i think both of their characters are political nightmares

rancid cove
#

fordola's my favorite character in the whole damn game

#

maybe second favorite

#

third if moenbryda wasnt done quite so dirty

junior moss
#

zenos' whole deal is that he's a culture vulture and when i found out that's literally all that he is i was like WOW...

rancid cove
#

yeah hes a sword weeb british prince

#

i hate him on a metatextual level far more than i do in-game

wraith cradle
#

They were tired of grey morality and wanted to do an actual irredeemable villain with Zenos (Actual words)

rancid cove
#

i mean

junior moss
#

fav part is how after ||he dies his dad who we've heard nothing of this whole expansion is like Yeah i hated that kid anyway||

rancid cove
#

technically they succeeded, i guess

junior moss
#

like guys...the backstory? where's the backstory guys

rancid cove
#

but they couldve done that without making him 1.5d

junior moss
#

shouldn't we have known zenos' dad wrote him off BEFORE the ending

wraith cradle
#

I mean he sent him to Ala Mhigo it's obvious he didn't want him in front of him

rancid cove
#

i mean i think the implication was that he'd always been a complete sociopath with extreme violent tendencies

junior moss
#

well sure but we don't know anything about zenos' relationship with his dad

rancid cove
#

only useful as a shock tactic, not for any nuance or leadership

junior moss
#

except what his dad says after ||he kicks it||

rancid cove
#

the fun bit is, you dont even know the worst part yet

junior moss
#

i think that us having no real idea of zenos' life is kind of disappointing and then hearing that it's like "oh he was always like that" sounds like a cop out

wraith cradle
#

I mean, there is a total number of 2 persons in the entire world that likes Zenos. One because he lets him do all experiments he wants and another who is as messed up as him

junior moss
#

it's just weird i guess. i can't speak to how yoshi-p and the team writes but in most stories even when the kid's a monster a parent usually is like "i know he sucks but he's my kid"

#

maybe you can say that oh that's just how garleans are but we've met nero! it clearly isn't even all of the leadership

rancid cove
#

i mean

wraith cradle
#

Funnily enough they just added a creepy guy a new legate to FF

junior moss
#

which creepy guy, emet-selch?

wraith cradle
#

'Shirtless around Evangelion kids' creepy

rancid cove
#

van varro

wraith cradle
#

Ye'

junior moss
#

although i don't consider ES creepy just clownish

rancid cove
#

kermit's the only character i might like more than fordola

junior moss
#

kermit?

rancid cove
#

kermit-selch

junior moss
#

OH lol

#

i have not made it to shadowbringers but i already know im going to like him

junior moss
#

show me a flamboyant villain i will have to stan

rancid cove
#

shadowbringers is A Trip Yall

wraith cradle
#

Also him

rancid cove
#

also him what

wraith cradle
#

I love that robot

#

The biggest troll in ffxiv

junior moss
#

my favorite characters thus far are...

wraith cradle
#

He forces you to do math while doing a silly dance

rancid cove
#

no the biggest troll in ffxiv is yoko taro

junior moss
#

aymeric, raubahn, y'shtola

rancid cove
#

puppet's bunker has 5 boss fights, only two of which ever stop trolling you

junior moss
#

i REALLY liked hraesvelgr in hvw as well

#

the dragons in general were incredible but their voice acting/the language for the dragons was my fav

rancid cove
#

yeah it's v good

wraith cradle
#

Emet, Gaius, Haurchefant, Eula, Ardbert, Gosestsu, Yotsuyu and Fordola

#

My fav ones

junior moss
#

haurchefant also rocks ;__; my boy

#

who are your favorite job quest npcs

rancid cove
#

fray

#

absolutely no contest

junior moss
#

i feel like this is universal but yeah fray for me too

#

i like x'rhun tia as well tho he's cute

rancid cove
#

it's objectively the correct answer

#

the woman who wrote shadowbringers wrote the DRK job quests

wraith cradle
#

Yeah Dark knight is a step above all of them

#

||"and you are still a good person, apparently. That's nice."||

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||"Houdart laments his fate, wishing he could go back and convince his former self not to place his trust in the Griffin... but if such things were possible, you wouldn't have a broken shield, now would you?"||

junior moss
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does fray keep showing up past lvl50? ||ever since the reveal sidurgu took their place||

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i'm at lvl54 drk

rancid cove
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||"Serve...save...slave...slay. I've sins aplenty, aye, but regrets? Not so much."||

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that would be telling >:3c

junior moss
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awwww alright

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i like sidurgu too. he's awkward

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i like xaela a lot i'm so sorry their lore is...like that

rancid cove
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sid feels the correct way about moogles

junior moss
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that he thinks they're untrustworthy right? i feel the same

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don't like those guys one bit

rancid cove
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put it this way, the 50-60 DRK job quest is definitive proof there will never be a /punt emote

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because sid would have invented it

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for moogles

junior moss
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fhsdjkhfkdsa

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my friend asked me how i feel about moogles when they first got me into 14 and i was like

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oh i don't like those guys.

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and when i met their actual tribes i was like oh so i was right

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also /punt will never exist bc people will keep using it to grief lalafells

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i can just tell

rancid cove
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i mean

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griefing popotoes is half the endgame

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(the other half is fashion)

rancid cove
rancid cove
quartz latch
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Good for him!

zealous fossil
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Ubisoft was rough to work at

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good for him

rancid cove
zealous fossil
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I got a ps 5

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clearly

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it was a mistake

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and pfp reflects that

dire condor
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Wait wait wait.

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Like, 5-feet tall on all fours, or 5-five long?

rancid cove
#

longue

wraith cradle
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Give me ten thousand mareeps and a contingent of able-bodied men and I will reconquer Scotland.

fresh crag
eager hamlet
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Today on things I dont understand at all: Why does Planetside 2 make my CPU overheat even on the lowest settings?

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Its the only game that does it

rancid cove
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bitcoin trojan

eager hamlet
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Unlikely, I uninstalled it and installed it via steam

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And the issue persists

rancid cove
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the trojan is steam

eager hamlet
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Other steam games dont have that issue

rancid cove
#

yet

eager hamlet
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Honestly this sucks, because I dont think there is a way to fix whatever the issue is

junior crown
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Planeside 2 is a special gem that can have graphic settings

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It's a mysteriously not well put game

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Being its problems quite big even despite being such an old game

zealous fossil
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Plantside 2 needs actual witchcraft

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To be fixed

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And even then it won’t fix it

rancid cove
zealous fossil
rancid cove
rancid cove
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when u think about it, it's kinda inspiring how bowsette had a dramatically larger cultural impact than the game she isn't from

twin yarrow
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and she is not even canon..
have we discussed that nintendo is an evil corp?

rancid cove
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sporadically

wraith cradle
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I'm sure Mario had more large cultural impact than Bowsette

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No offense

rancid cove
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yeah but not, what, super 3d world? specifically

wraith cradle
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Oh ok

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I was thinking in Mario in General lol

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I was thinking that was low-Key false

rancid cove
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give it 50 years

wraith cradle
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Too late, Corona had stopped all memes in their tracks

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Now we have pre-Corona memes and Post-Corona memes

rancid cove
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and yet, this tweet is from today

wraith cradle
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Everyday people post Harlem Shake videos on YT that doesn't make them relevant

wraith cradle
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I said 'Screw it' and bought the first Nexomon

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I'm pretty disillusioned by Pokemon stagnation so I'm giving them a chance

wise cedar
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I don't know where else I'd put this but the only cool card I opened up in my Zendikar prerelease was an alternate art moraug

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which I Guess I can put in my Thantis the War Weaver Deck

lethal jay
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I'm willing to pretend that digital mtg counts for calling it a video game 😛

rancid cove
wraith cradle
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When the apocalypse has hit but FedEx still makes you work

rancid cove
opal grove
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👏 👏

zealous fossil
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Nice

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nobody tell thme there fav games came from poc

wraith cradle
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I agree with him, but he should proofread before sending. Xd

rancid cove
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tbh thats on his autocorrect

zealous fossil
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autocorrect is evil

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we must purge it

wraith cradle
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I Agriculture with the Lotion.

wraith cradle
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Ok, I got ready the list of games I plan to try

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-Memoria
-Synergia (LGBT VN if you're interested)
-Celestian Tales 2

dim rapids
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can someone hack my steam and remove end is nigh from my library. im addicted to punishment it seems

rancid cove
zealous fossil
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nomnom

rancid cove
hybrid jetty
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can someone hack my steam and remove end is nigh from my library. im addicted to punishment it seems
i know you're joking but steam support can actually remove games if you ask them lol

sudden iron
zealous fossil
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WHAT THE

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FRICK

sudden iron
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This changes some stuff this generation I think.

twin yarrow
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(Todd Howard): buy skyrim
(Phil Spencer): consider it done

sudden iron
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It's not only Skyrim, but the whole Zenimax portfolio.

rancid cove
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what, are we afraid their games are gonna get WORSE?

twin yarrow
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can we begin a funeral of their games, or should we wait a bit?

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hey, unless TES6 is out, there are still hopes

rancid cove
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mmmmmmmmm are there?

wraith cradle
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Skyrim is the street fighter 2 of RPGs

rancid cove
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skyrim is the tetris of rpgs

wraith cradle
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Dunno, I played tetris effect for the first time last month and I was on awe

rancid cove
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tetris effect is the ESO of tetris

rancid cove
wraith cradle
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NelsonLaugh.mp3

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Also Tetris Effect is cool. I'll defend it

sudden iron
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I'll buy anything that Cartwright will work on.

wraith cradle
#

May I say this is unironically the biggest buyout in gaming history since AT LEAST Oculus Rift?

rancid cove
#

like in terms of price paid? not surprising

wraith cradle
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Turks out keeping the series S from being leaked was harder than a 7.5 billion deal

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$1.5 Billion more than what Activision paid for King.
$3.5 Billion more than what Disney paid for Star Wars.

rancid cove
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wait WHAT

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didney got lucasfilm for four billion?

wraith cradle
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Well, believe or not Lucas donated all to charity. He didn't need the money but didn't want the brand lying around. A steal if you ask me

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He was a billionaire already

rancid cove
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wow.

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i didn't know he was basically just trying to offload it

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that's..........actually makes me respect him more

wraith cradle
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In his own words 'I want to retire and to new generations to continue my vision'

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Honestly I would be tired to after 35 years and more money I could count

rancid cove
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so would i, but billionaires tend to have brain damage that shuts down the "this is enough" center of the brain

wraith cradle
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Tbf I think we you gain it by doing art I can be different

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It's not like he did it by buying it selling stocks

rancid cove
#

there might be something to that theory

rancid cove
#

everybody shut the HYUCK up https://youtu.be/-qCU89re1Vk

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wraith cradle
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Finished Memoria. Gotta say that was a Twist well executed

broken smelt
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@strong frost please don't self advertise outside of the #self-promotion channel

sonic echo
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Has anyone played Children of Morta, looked so beautiful but i hear its too short and combat is shallow and repetitive. 😦 Waited so long for it too.

earnest halo
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I enjoyed Morta

limpid hare
#

Does anyone else remember Murumasa: The Demon Blade on the Wii?

zealous fossil
#

Mortus

dire condor
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Hahaha

wraith cradle
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I'm trying to think

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Apart from Halo and Gears of War which known exclusives xbox has?

rancid cove
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i mean

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is even gears still not on pc?

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crackdown

hybrid jetty
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gears is on pc

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at least, I think 5 and tactics are
idk I don't play gears

rancid cove
#

so yeah p much just crackdown

wraith cradle
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rip

wraith cradle
#

Welp, it is time to see if my biases will be vindicated

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Going in, guys

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Lol, 7 starterts instead of 3

warm edge
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that's a lot of starterts

zealous fossil
#

and Ori

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Ori is owned by them

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same with Wastelands

rancid cove
#

not microsoft, xbox

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games that are on xbox consoles but not pc

rain gazelle
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most xbox games eventually come to pc these days, which I commend microsoft for

wraith cradle
#

Yeah they are TIMED exclusives

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Which usually are enough

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Like Death Stranding or FFVIIR got best of both worlds

rain gazelle
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Oh, is FFVIIR confirmed for PC now?

rancid cove
#

ya, i think that one's a full year rather than the 6 months of death stranding

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honestly sony beefed it businessways by putting hzd on pc the same year they launched a new console

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because already they showed their hand on demons souls and ff16, and then they openly admitted miles and hod are gonna also be on ps4, so now the only thing we have any reason to believe will be only on ps5 is dad of boy 2

wraith cradle
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'Ey pc players isn't HZD cool? Well HFW is coming to ps5 in case you don't want to wait.'

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Although obviously it will be on pc eventually

rancid cove
#

i mean, it'll be on ps4 too

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like at launch

wraith cradle
#

Well, that too

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But I'm thinking on them attracting graphic freaks

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The Target is that they buy one

rancid cove
#

yeah on that they got screwed by the new nvidias getting announced

viscid leaf
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because "cry about games not being ported to switch" is one of my main kicks nowadays, when on earth are they going to bring life is strange and before the storm to switch shadegrief

wraith cradle
#

Probably never or when LiS 3 gets announced

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The game is 5 y/o already

viscid leaf
#

Yeah it just makes no sense it would sell well and be easy money

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Bleh

rancid cove
#

me but with fft:wotl

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like, hell, you could just wrap the psp iso in an emulator and im p sure switch would run it seamlessly

viscid leaf
#

Ya, and for LiS they have a mobile version iirc, so it would not take much effort to port clearly

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Why do people not want to take extra money from me so I can play in bed/on the couch/in the bathroom

fresh crag
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gods

rancid cove
wise cedar
#

anyone playing any good offline android games?

lethal jay
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i know a few

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any particular genre?

tall hornet
#

I've poured million hours into 2048

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It's good for melt brain

junior crown
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1154810/Going_Under/ Hey so there is this cool rogue-lite game about being an unpaid intern fighting monsters in failed start ups. From what I have seen it is funny and has good gameplay stuff, inspired by BOTW's combat.

Going Under is a satirical dungeon crawler about exploring the cursed ruins of failed tech startups. As an unpaid intern in the dystopian city of Neo-Cascadia, you’ll wield office junk as weaponry as you make your way through the offbeat procedural dungeons beneath your compan...

Metacritic

77

Release Date

Sep 24 GET HYPE

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celest bridge
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Yeah I've seen that around too, it looks pretty cool

acoustic gulch
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@wise cedar Battleheart Legacy was the best offline mobile game i've ever played but it costs like 2 bucks

celest bridge
#

Apparently this released today too, I've played it a lot, blast with friends

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(Lots of time in early access to work out kinks)

lethal jay
#

@acoustic gulch good taste

acoustic gulch
#

indeed, i wished more people played it

solid nimbus
eager hamlet
#

.... wait a second

solid nimbus
#

Yep

wraith cradle
#

Nier Replicant on PC Hype

rancid cove
#

late april release date is one of the two things i cared about from this stream

#

the other is whether they'll be recasting the english dub

wraith cradle
#

Bandai Namco are in the last day. I think they are trolling people at this point

quartz latch
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Wait what stream, what's going on? :0

eager hamlet
#

Tokyo Game Show

quartz latch
#

Oh right, linear time still somewhat applies and it IS late September. Thanks!

rancid cove
#

it helps that japan already handled their outbreak

wraith cradle
#

We are in fact in a black hole

#

2020 has dilated into infinity

#

They have dedicated an awkward long time to that VR Tokyo metro simulator

rancid cove
wraith cradle
#

Thanks, I hate it

#

Important announcement of Microsoft from TGS

They are purchasing Japan

rancid cove
wise cedar
#

Tbh I would almost prefer the pay to lose scheme

#

There too many apps where the no ads purchase comes with a bajillion items and I'm like, "this suddenly became real easy and all I wanted was to not be interrupted.

hybrid jetty
#

i remember tales of maj'eyal (a roguelike, pretty fun) added some small cosmetic mtx and one of them was "pay $1 to die"

lethal jay
#

nice

wraith cradle
#

Seeking Mr. Eaten's name from Fallen London is 'Pay to be miserable'

opal grove
#

pay to ACTIVELY be miserable

#

god don't get me thinking about SMEN again

#

or fallen london in general

rancid cove
#

so hey nier otamatone is 20 bucks for the next week

#

in case yall know anyone who hasnt picked it up

wraith cradle
#

Tbh I can't stand Alphinaud

rancid cove
#

if u cant handle them at their alphinaud then u dont deserve them at their alisaie

tall hornet
#

I've been using wowowow instead of pog ever since

wraith cradle
#

MHW on sale

rancid cove
#

how steep?

wraith cradle
#

-33% base game and -25% iceborne

rancid cove
#

not bad

#

tbh tho imo just save ur money for Rise

wraith cradle
#

20 bucks base game is worth it tgo

rancid cove
#

o dang, didnt realize the base game was reduced already

wraith cradle
#

Yeah from 30 euros to 20

#

Great value even not in sale

rancid cove
#

but yeah if u already have a switch id just wait til Rise, the trailer alone was enough to kill my interest in firing up iceborne because of how much better Rise looks like it's gonna be

hybrid jetty
#

man apparently serious sam 4 sucks

#

second encounter was one of my favorite games, but I guess it's more miss than hit with this series

junior crown
#

What first put me off is the fact how unnatural the graphics looked. It feels plastic and places outdated.

wraith cradle
#

man apparently serious sam 4 sucks
@hybrid jetty

The problem is that unlike doom, it's too anchored in the past

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Old school RPGs like wolfenstein and doom have adapted Duke nukem and Serious sam didn't

hybrid jetty
#

i mean not only that, apparently the game is just really poorly made

junior crown
#

It feels something like from 2011

#

I give them that the weapons seems to have a punch, but that's it

hybrid jetty
#

It looks like a crappy fanmade mod for ss3

wraith cradle
#

Shame SS3 was pretty fun

hybrid jetty
#

ss2 is best left in the gutter where it belongs

junior crown
#

Can we talk about the very first thing you do in SS4 which is run in large group of npcs and enemies

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That felt like it's straight from source like mod where creator just put as many npcs as possible on the map and went to see how it would go down

wraith cradle
#

Lmao

wraith cradle
#

Wanna know the most amusing thing of Serious Sam 4?

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It reuses The Talos Principle assets from all places.

hybrid jetty
#

that...explains a lot

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actually quick google says that apparently talos principle was originally going to be a serious sam, which makes things even weirder

#

anyways at least I can go back to the way I was 2 weeks and forgetting there was any serious sam games past second encounter

cinder plover
#

D'aaaaaw

viscid leaf
#

Awwww poor baby lol

#

My cat tried to help me kill a yeti in classic WoW once zaglol

wraith cradle
#

God, what a sooner of a new

#

Ffxiv has been on development for 4 years and it will released sooner than nobody could imagine

rancid cove
#

wat

wraith cradle
#

Yeah

rancid cove
#

do u mean. ff16.

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because what you said was ff14

wraith cradle
#

Yeah lol

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I namedrop ffxiv so much my phone autocorrects to it

rancid cove
#

nice

wraith cradle
#

But as I was saying, they put the guys who made Heavensward once the xpac finished to do the new ff

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Since then it was development non-stop

rancid cove
#

oh is THAT how it went

wraith cradle
#

According to a trusty source of Jason Schreier and I trust him more than nobody in the Gaming World

rancid cove
#

oh yeah schreier's word is as good as law

wraith cradle
#

Also

This is one of the reasons they were already able to show actual footage of the game instead of CGI trailers. In comparison, revealing a Final Fantasy game with actual game footage has not happened since Final Fantasy XII back in 2003. FFVII Remake did not even officially start as a project that it had been already announced with a CGI teaser, Nomura famously was not told he was the director of the game. Not to mention, Naoki Yoshida, the producer of FFXVI, has never missed a deadline in the release of a game, expansion or patch until COVID unfortunately hit everyone.

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Honestly Heavensward is wonderful so I'm more than excited

rancid cove
#

it certainly helps explain the vibe of the 16 trailer

quartz latch
#

So all the hopes that it might be early messing around and things may change drastically wrt combat/looks/story just got dashed 😅

wraith cradle
#

Also as Schreier said, the fact they had already English VA means the story must've been almost or completely wrapped up

rancid cove
#

i mean, i never wanted things changed necessarily, i just hope that there's major things they didn't show yet

wraith cradle
#

Either that or they are relying in their new LipSync technology

rancid cove
#

like, for instance, two more party members

quartz latch
#

I did 😅

rancid cove
#

instead of just checks notes one

wraith cradle
#

Guys maybe they are just avoiding spoilers

quartz latch
#

I maintain that if you want to sell an RPG (action though it may be), it's in your audience's best interest that you convey to your audience that it looks like an RPG and quacks like an RPG and not like DMCV, as it were. They could very well be avoiding spoilers! If that's the case, it's an unfortunate decision imho and if it's the 'look bad first to generate positive buzz later' approach it's unfortunate and also annoying.