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Ohno 
Delayed
Thats… not a good sign
if they gotta fix stuff let them fix stuff
Seems like nowadays it's hard to find a big budget game not getting a delay
Fair point
Wait wait wait
Im… reading a tutorial on how to learn…
How to read…
Uh
okay
gamers, reading? nonsense
genshin impact fried my reading comprehension and love of reading
so..yeah dont play Hoyoverse games
BIM completely lost in Kindom Come Delivance Universe now
yeah, learning how to read in the game and other stuff is like ....wow
gives you a reason to get all those LORE BOOKS from skyrim
in KCD those book will help you develop better reading comprehension and will be able to read more complex tomes and alchemy potion recipes and other stuff, game is pretty hardcore
@fathom juniper did you manage to learn how to use the bow?
Not yet
I was about to go there, but
I got distracted
With gambling
2 months seems short enough for some crunch work lol
never learned how to win in the dice game
So I just stole from thiefs and Kumans
Right now I’m doing the Robin Hood thing
Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor
And I’m poor af
Ha!
Get bent, Hans!
Hans Capon, lord of getting rekt twice in a row
why would you say that to me...
are you hans...
all germans are called hans
i cant tell if this is a joke tidb
No i mean this dude
Jan Ptáček of Pirkštejn (c. 1388 – 1419) was a Bohemian noble and lord of Rataje nad Sázavou and Polná. He served as a provincial judge, and later as a Catholic military leader against the Hussites.
it's easier to remember the names of people if they all have the same name
youre hans now
Maybe the real Hans is all the friends we made along the way
Or maybe Friends is all the Hans we made along the way
you cant say such a bad word here miko...

i'll be honest - i'm surprised how much i ended up enjoying this weird-ass save system
it's actually really clever
you guys wanna know what i really like about this game?
it's the fact that - when i want to read up on something in the game - more often than not i don't go to the game wiki
i go to regular wikipedia
that's how accurate this game is trying to be
like - i can look at this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rataje_nad_Sázavou
look at that photo
and i know where everything is in the game
hell - i can point you to the exact spot on this photo where i made my last save in the game itself
it's incredible
Yes
Doc brown gave me a ride in his delorean
You guys wanna see something funny ?

you can't make this stuff up 😭
Oh yeah can't wait to empty over half of my One X's storage for a game that won't come out on that one platform 
Almost 700 gigs
My entire drive is a 512
Minus the system and other stuff
Hang on
I am almost 100% sure that's fake
Install on your xbox one
On which
It aint releasing
Lmao
What size was rdr2
120GB apparently
Gta6 is gonna be like what
200 at most then no
Unless rockstar has completely lost the plot
We both fell for it, mate
He did too
Turns out you absolutely can make it up
You really thought this game will be like, 4 times larger than already massive AAA games?

Yes
about to take a 12 hour flight
taking bets on how many new orange stakes I can finish
all
No, I didn't
I pointed out the Xbox One thing because the game isn't going to be released there in the first place
if we doubt what we read on the internet then what can we believe in 😔
Well - okay
I fell for it because the one I saw didn’t even mention the xbone
Ooooooohhhhhh
Now that’s a paddlin for KCD
It does that thing where you have to follow an NPC and his walking speed is faster than your walking speed
But his running speed is slower than your running speed
Just knock him out and put him on your horse
The horses are safe for now
for now
Sir Hans isn’t though
Current score is 3-0 
He’s more of a prick than I thought he would be
Considering Hans and Henry are buddies at the start of kcd2
I wonder how’s that gonna go
WAIT I GOT FOOD POISONING!?
That’s a mechanic here?
How do I fix this?
Am I gonna crap myself to death or something?
you have died of dysentery
Truly a medieval sim
Welcome to the find out phase
A consistent problem across the earlier Assassin's Creed games. I can't remember if Brotherhood or Revelations finally fixed that.
I believe it's either revelations or black flag
Yeah I wouldn’t be mad if the game didn’t give me TWO popups saying that I should hold walk to match the pace with said NPC
So the game is also lying to you about that

This is amazing
So - I finally found a lab in kcd, right ?
I have a few herbs in my inventory so I thought I might cook something up
I realized I don’t know crap about alchemy, so I went to the nearest apothecary and asked him to teach me the basics
He asked for a rather steep price, so I used my charisma, decent reputation and speech skills to haggle
And it worked!
So now - knowing the basics - I went back to the lab
Went
seeing the tutorial
And got to work
Only to realize that…
Henry can’t freakin read 
And I don’t know any recipes
And because Henry can’t read, all words in the recipe book are all mangled up so that even I can’t make out what it’s saying
You win this round, KCD
Far cry 3 was really, REALLY bad at this
It’s like they hit this sweet spot
If in a perfect scenario your speed and NPC speed would match perfectly
In FC3 they were as far detached as possible
On two completely opposite ends of the spectrum
I wanna see this lmao
The unreadable book
I mean - it’s already unreadable
The game is set to polish 
But yeah - by default it goes something like this:
It’s like reading simlish
That's amazing
Anyway - yesterday I lost at dice to this guy in a blue shirt
Today I broke into his house and stole all his fancy lucky dice
Let’s see how he does with regular ones 
Wow
Hey he started cheating first
you can read it if you try hard enough, though i assume henry still won't be able to follow it?
Yeah if it’s a skillbook or something then you get nothing
If it’s something just for you - the player - then you might try
But it gets so, so much worse in more complicated stuff
Like an alchemy book with complex recipes and what not
IM FEELING QUITE HUNGRYYYYYY!!!!

I actually won a 2v1
It was actually quite an exciting fight
Play as Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!! in DRAGON BALL FighterZ
Download:
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jojo part 7 in march, nice
Okay
3.5v1 is still too much for me
man
i am so tempted to get tarkov someday
but now I just found out the PVE game mode is paywalled behind 30 euros
I think quality of game went down hard in like a year or two?
Cheaterfest even more so than a game you might think of as a cheaterfest
I got a repetitive motion injury from gungeon on switch
My thimb has been numb for 3 days
I think i killed the nerve or something
Been watching CDawg playthrough of bioshock infinite then I remembered something from when I played it the first time.
I wasn't good with english back then. So when we're called Booker, I asked myself "Why are we called Booker? Are we a librarian?"
and thought we were going to collect books or something

then half way through first mission I went
wait a minute
this has nothing to do with books at all
"Hugh! Faster! we gotta get all the good kids their presents in time!"
https://t.co/WinNfYFY4U
#PRAGMATA
Welp
Guess what time it is?
J'écoutais les magnifiques musiques de Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 quand je tombe sur cette superbe animation du blason de la taverne : un trompettiste pétomane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuqX0PWGzZw&ab_channel=JohnyGaming
Je trouve qu'il me ressemble. Ensuite, je tombe sur ce chien qui danse... Il ressemble à mon chien Argos...
https:...
It’s KCD time!

Im… actually starting to like this song
At first I posted it as a joke, but now it’s growing on me 
OH MY GOD reading isn’t just a simple skill check 
Buckle up - uncle bim is gonna tell you a story
So 👏
Yesterday I realized Henry can’t read at all - all books I tried to read were all mangled and hard to understand and they wouldn’t give me any skill points for reading them (or even trying)
So today I decided to find a scribe that would teach me how to read.
I paid him 50 grochen, the game played a cutscene of Henry learning really hard, and then it cut to gameplay
I thought that was it, but then the scribe stopped me and went all „alright - now it’s time to test your skills - read this book here and then tell me what it’s about”
So I opened the book and the text was still somewhat borked - not as bad as before, but still kinda borked
I thought to myself „oh that’s how level 1 in reading must look like” and just closed the book without reading it
I walked up to the guy and he went „so - what did you learn?”
And then I had to pick up correct dialogue options to actually finish the quest 
And I just went „uuuuuhhhhh”
„I dunno” 
So then I had to go back and decipher this mangled text to pass the dialogue and finish the quest 
10/10 
Made me feel like an idiot 
Welcome to the life of an actual illiterate (Henry)
I do have mad charisma though
Can’t be good at everything
This game is amazing
Seriously 
Good job, warhorse
saw the thumbnail as i was scrolling down and read "yami yuri joins the fight!" lmao

Turns out KCD sticks to realism even in drinking
So 👏
I went back to Skalitz and I saw a bunch of Talmberg soldiers taking care of a party of bandits
Of course I swooped in after the fact and looted everyone dead
So i was carrying 400 kg of crap while my stats allow for a 100 max - so I had to sort it all out
Dumped some loot on my horse, left some in the chest, and then I got to food
I didn’t want it to go to waste so I ate it all on the spot Skyrim-style
Including… drinking two bottles of wine
At first the game gave me a bit of a fuzzy screen, a bit of a camera sway, but that’s about it
„Oh that’s fine” - I thought
But then that drunkenness bar kept going up and up like a poison buildup in dark souls 
And then it hit me
And now - 15 minutes later - Henry is like
And I don’t know how long that’s gonna last 
sleep it off
Im not gonna sleep in a place that looks like this:
Pardon the weird angle
Henry is barely holding on there 
My dexterity went down, my speech went down
But BOI did I get one hell of a strength buff!
no bim no, you will not have the drink
I hear this is what Disco Elysium is a bit like, can't wait.
ooh are you going to play disco elysium
Yeah, is free on the Epic Game Store for a minute.
the writing is insanely fun enjoyy
its a game where failing checks very likely to turn out better and hilarious outcomes
I heard from people whose opinion I very much respect that it's 2019's GotY, over Devil May Cry 5 and Sekiro.
true
Which is insane praise, so the fact that The Final Cut is the best version of the game and it's Hades levels of fully VA'd I'm extremely excited.
Best writing in any game
Now thats BS.
Draw your stick
Writing alone cannot carry a Videogame; ok, it can in an rpg but I found disco very boring.
As for Sekiro being Goty....meh, Love sekiro but maybe just maybe people found it overrated. Ok thats fair. Nonetheless, its by far the best game Fromsoft has ever made, no Elden ring was just Dark souls 4 but so much worse.
those people have good taste it was mine too, and I played it then with no voice acting
six blocked messages, play DE (no bin, i dont mean deus ex!!!)
Look Outside was cool 
didn't play it, so.....
baity bait cover it not long ago, he recommend it but doesn't look like the type of game I would like
I mean I played fear and hunger since I liked Darkes dungeon 1. Took awhile for me to like the 2nd one and....boy it was not fun
A good rpg would be Monster hunter stories, now that I like
yeah i mean it's not a very satisfying answer but there's no replacement for actually playing the game. i don't play any rpgs normally but this was great
Not having enough money to play everything...legally is a thing
aanyway, can't find MH stories gameplay so here you go, Monster hunter freedom unite from psp instead
oh wait i misread it as you not having played disco elysium, my message doesnt make any sense them
maybe I ll give Disco E another chance since now is free
wonder how i made it through DE with 0 level of reading comprehension
yeah one thing it happened to me is that Hoyoverse destroyed my love for reading
so...don't play genshin impact
oh wow, another word I can't say.....
i did and gladly stopped. couldnt handle any more stories that end like 'because of these four new fantasy concepts i just introduced we can only win by doing something terrible to a character. we're so mature'
'i'm mature because something terrible happened in the past to me' wowie thank you character #48 that sounds riveting
"Kojima games are bloated with text and too much talking, how can people play those game" Hoyoverse makes kojima look like easy and disgestable amount of text
Spoiler, Kojima games are mostly great....at least the vast majority
i only played death stranding 1, half of which was women crying
stick to Metalgear
well Kojima had some games before that but I can't say anything, I didn't play them
Metalgear for the MSX, then Metalgear 2 Solid Snake Revenge
Metalgear Solid Psone., Solid 2 sons of Liberty.,Metalgear solid 4 is not recommended, still stuck on ps3. Son of the patriots
Metalgear solid 3 Snake Eater a Prequel to the whole franchise, best game in the series
Peace walker a PSP sequel mission base, designed for portable play
Metalgear Solid 5 Ground zeros a prequel to Metalgear Solid 5 the last game Kojima did and is INCOMPLETE
The Phantom Pain
best gameplay in the series but lacks the over the top drama and complex Sci-fi and a bit of the sillyness that the franchise was known for up to this point
Comic Stripes cinematics from Phatom Pain, darn, the art is so good
Kojima games are just a weird way of coping that he didn't become a movie director though
Which, considering his collab with Peele on OD, may or may not happen soon
Yes. We know
Now, where is Logan 2?

Give my boy a break, Hugh Jackman already grabbed a paycheck for Deadpool and Wolverine, no need to bring characters back from the dead

Sometimes… this realism is a bit too much
I just tripped walking down the stairs in full plate armor and broke both my ankles
God the combat in this game sucks
Its because your henry is still too inexperience
Maces are really good in the 1st game
Bonk head, concussion
bonk arms, broke arms
bonk leg, they arent running away anymore
bonk plate armor chest, probably cause internal damage
There is this think called Master strike and Feints and other skills but I always found them hard to pull off
bioshock infinite is finished...
the plot (discounting the vox ofc) isn't actually that bad and not too convoluted, but it's from the 'we have to write multiverse stories more convoluted than they already are so you can tell we are serious writers' school of writing
"no bro you dont get it, if you have to read the wiki articles you'll absolutely get the emotional impact"
there's nothing better than having no emotional impact after a story ends because you wonder why a person would do X because you missed a lore voice line that gets said during an intense firefight
tidb youre free!
i am!!!
you know what this means!!
noooooooooo
please?
Bioshock 2 is my favorite, love the gameplay. The story...eh whatever
now go 100% infinite
nah i'd have to do 100% all the dlcs as well... and i didnt even get the 'all audio logs' achievement despite looking under every stone
get unbeatable while youre at it
nah, better yet just play games from the 80s first and move upward
i do have to see what i'll play for M... i think probably Myst; since it seems like the grandmother of adventure games (my fav genre...)
what is M in roman numerals
mmhmm
MMMMMMMMM
mmmhmmmmm
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

miko i have 151 unfinished games, have mercy
oh dear
how the heck people have 2 unfinished games and u have 151? how?
bundles (and no time)
never buy bundles and......games last me months
and those are the games i'm actually loosely interested in; all the finishable things i dont like like turn-based strategy n stuff are like 500
not liking turn base because u lack time is perfectly fine.
well technically games can last me months atm lol, but a lot are short indie games so oh well
nah i just dont like turn based stuff generally haha
is 1000xresist a game youre loosely interested in
it is! but not in bundletown...
Then I have the perfect games for you megaman classic and X series.
as in, cheap bundletown
and the zero series too
not you too...
X series u can stop at X5
thank god
X6 7 and 8 is fan fiction
and not that great.
Zero only has 4 games
narrative heavy series
well for megaman standars
classic megaman u can just play a few no need to play all 11 games
there is also Legends series taking place thousands of years after Zero series ends
legends series was Capcom trying to make Megaman Zelda.
only has 2 games and 1 spin off...the spin off is not important
of all Compilations Megaman Legends or Rockman Dash is the only one without a compilation, we are getting STARFORCE or RYUSEI NO ROCKMAN Next year
the tron bonne spinoff is the best game of the series though
never played it and I am bias towards legends 2
so....
Anyway. for M just play Megaman. Easy
I’ll come back to that when i‘ve circled around to M the second time
Nah I don’t mean stats
I mean the general jank itself
Im fully decked out in plate armor with chainmill running a shortsword and a shield
I was up against a medium armored guy with a bonking stick and a shield
And it was just a slogfest
Battle of attrition
I sliced his face like five times and his healthbar was still at 50%
i thought it was abouyt realism...
And the battle took place in a really difficult place
As in - a mild incline
So we were just clipping through each other until one of us died of boredom
Which was me
And my last save was like two hours ago
OH BOY
You wanna go there?
You wanna talk infinite’s plot?

I wanna go there
I’ve got so many bones to pick with that plot I could build an entire skeleton army
You have to play the DLCs too
Trust me - the main campaign is just the tip of the iceberg of this…
Mess of a script
oh me and alma already talked about it, and yeah i played both dlcs like a decade ago

Elizabeth was behind everything!
Even bioshock 1
They somehow made it all loop on itself to make even bio 1 have less of an impact in a grand scheme of things
Infinite has this uncanny ability of overcomplicating even the simplest things to the point they lose all impact
It likes to use big words to convey the simplest ideas to seem smart
Yeah, but…
well time travel in that case
It was a sequel to a story that really didn’t need to be multiverse
Also - the base campaign is more of a time travel plot than a multiverse plot
Like yeah - sure
Both of those are interconnected
But there’s still some distinction between them
i wouldve find it alright if it was ‚just‘ some lil stuff like the fink/suchong, uh, ‚partnership‘
And then DLCs come along and just make an even bigger mess of things
do you have any good multiverse/time travel stories tidb
Hm actually no I think. Like, The Silent Age has time travel and is a pretty good game (i only learned later that it originally was an ios game that was then ported to pc), but i wouldnt say the time travel story itself is too interesting. I mean it works and avoids all the terrible pitfalls so maybe it‘s remarkable just because of that
there‘s also deponia doomsday which is actual multiverse stuff but it only works on a meta level because the writers actually hate the players
because the writers actually hate the players
sounds like a glowing recommendation
Back to the future
If you ignore the fact that they might as well have infinite deloreans and thus - infinite amount of attempts to do whatever they’re trying to do
You wanna know what else is an IOS game that was later ported to pc?
SHUT UP
Republique 
I bet Dwight Schultz has loved all the idiots like me going "Did that just say 'Dwight Schrute', character from the hit American TV series 'The Office'?"
Well it's kinda involved, it's actually a pretty good game. But it's a sequel to the Deponia trilogy which are already the best modern point-n-click games there are. Thing about these games (and Daedalic games in general) is that they generally end on a depressing note, and every game's ending gets more depressing. So when the trilogy ended with a sad thing, fans kept asking for a sequel to resolve that. So Daedalic gave up and made Doomsday which gets even worse by doing that sad thing but in basically all possible universes. Kinda fun!
true...everything everywhere all at once is another good one
yeah that as well
I've heard EEAAO is a very very good movie.
it is
yeah
That’s the thing Freddie mercury was doing, right ?
🔊 Queen Live Aid 1985 - EEEEEOOOOOO (Freddie Mercury)
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It's where Daniels Kwan and Scheinert got the idea.
Oh my god, their Wikipedia page. 
Daniel Kwan (born February 10, 1988) and Daniel Scheinert (born June 7, 1987), known collectively as the Daniels, are an American filmmaking duo. They began their career as directors of music videos, including ones for "Houdini" (2012) by Foster the People and "Turn Down for What" (2013) by DJ Snake and Lil Jon, both of which earned them Grammy ...
eeaao if mediocre game writers made it: "evelyn... i'm jobu tupaki... but i'm actually also... your daughter" [evelyn drowns]
tidb did you know 1000xresist is very eeaao coded
Damn, they also made Swiss Army Man, I movie I still need to watch.
miko you are very "1 blocked message" coded...
noooo

bim is ahead in the queue
i blocked everyone in this server, i only see my own messages
Oh good
Guess we can actually talk some good games for once 
SO ANYWAYS
- REPUBLIQUE *
republique is fnaf for hipsters
Touché
Invincible
The multiverse isn’t the like central thing in the story but it plays some big parts
It is a very violent show fyi
It’s by the same guy who made the walking dead
So there’s a lot of dark themes
But it’s an incredible show that I’d highly recommend
Invincible is currently the best R-rated superhero work, and it's not even close.
If you can stomach it
It is indeed very R-rated.
The only thing that rivals them is like the boys and daredevil
The Boys is mid.
It's too cynical.
And I know it's a huge step down in cynicism compared to the comics.
You've got some really standout actors and scenes in The Boys but as a whole Invincible is head-and-shoulders above it.
Which funnily enough the best superhero projects after endgame are mostly R rated now that I think about it
We got Deadpool and Logan and went "Wait, why are we stopping at PG-13?"
I think the only current superhero project I find better then invincible is spider verse tbh
Like post endgame
I think I agree.
Those are also some of my favorite multiverse stories are the spider verse movies
If beyond the spider verse hits I genuinely think this trilogy is up there as one of the goats
Into is already the best Spider-Man movie, beating Sam Raimi's 2 and Homecoming.
Escape Simulator 2 is fun
“Ubisoft will I get compensation for this?”
“No”
“Will take your account though”
The claims have to be confirmed, though, but R6S has been taken down
I believe any bans given out during this time will be reverted
though there was a normal wave of bans that did go out at the same time, coincidentally

oh no
how... how terrible, oh no
oh how could this happen?
oh i feel so bad
I think I said months ago that Ubisoft can't stay 5 minutes after getting a W without taking an L
Let's say that The Rogue Prince of Persia was the last W
they just like the way it hurts
they can't stay out of trouble
but yeah - i'm actually glad this happened
not because i want ubisoft to go bust or anything - no
but because thanks to this we might finally see how much those made up videogame currencies are actually worth
you know - get the number of how much rainbow six fun bucks people got and divide it by however much ubisofts reports they lost
this seems like a small potatoes deal tbh
well - that's why i'm interested in this
i wanna see how much this "billions of dollars worth of in-game currency" is actually worth
that would end up significantly more expensive than pizza tower
Curse this gluten and lactose free diet, now I want pizza ://
Have yall heard of the L4D2 mod where the special infected trash talk you
It’s so funny
Play megaman people, won't regret it
Timeline
Classic>X Series>Zero Series>ZX and ZA>Legends 1, Tron Bonne and legends 2
Different timeline Battle Network>Star Force.
Yes
It’s called versus mode
New gaming discourse I just made up: Being able to remap your controls is anti-art
Tweeting is anti-art methinks
i remapped two games to esdf movement which is obviously art
@clear python have you played unbeatable yet
Or the beginner's guide
I have no strategies left
I only have being annoying and asking it left
Unbeatable mentioned
Both are on my wishlist!
also bought peaks of yore and damn this game is fun
Ares give me a stealth game with these climbing mechanics and my life is yours 🧎♂️
Close enough (put them higher up there)
All caps or no caps smh
Omg you are Unbeatable!
💢
Yesterday I failled proper rhythm hard difficulty all perfect by one note
any other rhythm games you played?
I dont play many rhythm games so like
Thumper
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Does sekiro count hehe
Thumper's very good tho
Idk if I have played like any other rhythm games lol
Also I need to say
God this game's story ||hit like a gut punch||
It's very good
I'd recommend spoiling this
||the game is not really selling its story truthfully for a reason it's sorta hiding what it's doing||
Fair enough
||but yeah, Shoutout Beat and Quaver, would kill for them, I am never playing the ending song in arcade again tho||
Half my dms are now unbeatable profile pics lmao
||shoutout clef for being the one I relate the most to||
||Clef is neat, I'm just a sucker for the story that went for beat and quaver lol, everyone should be allowed to go through a world ending scenario to deal with grief 👍 ||
Okay! Unrelated info: the last time i bought a game was in 2024 :-)
I‘ll just wait for another money giveaway in #bastion then i‘ll buy
oh i have 360 things on my wishlist i dont remember it being that many lmao
how do you wishlist so many games
i currently have a whopping 1 game there and it's probably gonna be there for a while until it gets a mega discount
well it's less of a 'i have concrete intentions to buy this' list and more of a 'i find this interesting' list
i wish to play it!
it still pisses me off how xbox bought so many studios and increased all their game prices to 70
well they gotta pay for those studios somehow
istg if doom the dark ages joins the seas before it gets a +80% discount I'll get it that way
Ye I too want ram one day
i'm thinking of buying an ssd now before the prices will increase even more... and a hdd..........
if i buy any hardware in the foreseeable future it's just the steam machine
yeah same
i dont have any real intentions of upgrading but my ssd is getting old, my hdd is getting even older and i just hope my gpu pulls through for the next 3-ish years of terrible prices
As someone who has 220 games wishlisted I use it more just to not forget games that are slightly interesting. I'm probably never buying 90% of them but it's nice to have them saved there just in case
I only have like 50 listed lol
Why are you a 360 fan


miko... i didnt have a 360... only the original xbox...
Woah
even older and dustier!
(wasn't even mine, it was a gift for my dad and we had two games on it: outrun (which i sucked at, couldnt even finish the first track) and crash bandicoot nitro racing)
get on the halo lobby, shinji
or we'll make rei do it
Xbox without halo on it. That's amazing
my family wasnt big on consoles. only other stuff we had was wii (with just the sports resort game) and DS (with brain game lmao)
What's brain game
uhhh brain age
that's that time travel platformer about a divorced guy, right?
oh wait, no
that's braid
braid?
Lmao
yeah braid
who even played braid
i did
yeah i heard about its indie history
but i haven't ever heard a human being talk about braid unless they first talked about jonathan blow
i only mentioned it as a joke because it's the only game with a title that kinda sounds like "Brain"
He is funny

Yeah see
Remind me when's the anniversary of Halo?
you just missed it
noooooo
better luck next time
sorry tranurz, cant buy anything!
anyway Loddlenaut is done so it's "finally" time for Myst
Speaking of failing hardware, guess whose primary monitor doesn't want to recognize?
I'm really hoping it's just the cable.
ooofff
was it an expensive one?
or is, i should say
we don't have the time of death yet
It's on, it's saying there's no signal input detected, I've tried unplugging the DP cable and restarting my computer. Trying a spare HDMI.
No I'm not, my GPU only has one of each input. Heck.
should be the remaster of the original
out of all the M games you picked myst and not like...
Max Payne
or Myhouse.wad
mirror's edge
mass effect
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrepublique
magica, mafia, a bazilion metul geer games, monaco?
you can already tell me what i should play for N https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333162407826554882/1455301970385436803/image.png?ex=69543b13&is=6952e993&hm=ab4a7d62c55113fe706a679a02c6233f39187bf2ec1cbdaea63ab027564a9edf&
oh i didnt like monaco. probably better as coop
oh totally
Night Call is nice
night call... 
this does ring a bell
is it this pixel-arty game with fancy lighting?
You drive around Paris and chat with people while trying to figure out who put you in a coma
It's a noir thriller
aka the game i only remember as having lorn music for the trailer and then alma said there have been some accusations against the studio head or sth
basically driver 5 
just switch paris for san fran
driver...
dude driver SF is so good
No because you actually drive in Driver, here it's...way more focused on characters and dialogue while you "drive" in the background
well - why not both?
Available now on PC!
STEAM: https://store.steampowered.com/app/680380/Night_Call/
WEBSITE: http://nightcall-game.com/
A mysterious serial killer stalks the streets of modern-day Paris. The body count rises, and the police are no closer to catching the culprit. You are a taxi driver and survivor to the killer’s most recent attacks, having bar...

this trailer makes it seem like you don't actually do any driving
like you don't actually drive your car
its not called night driver, bin...
oh yeah driver SF has some great character moments that happen while you're behind the wheel
Can't tell, sadly never played it
so you can have someone in the passanger seat having a real come to jesus moment that will define the rest of their life while you're busy DODGING GOD THROWING CARS AT MACH F- AT YOU WITH THE POWER OF THUNDER
Why would god do that
all the while you're astral-projecting yourself to perfect-parry those flying cars mid-air while the music goes like:
https://youtu.be/sX1qcRhbVus?si=w_sBE0mMXBMhioWz
Soundtrack gamerip from the PS3 and Wii versions of the game Driver: San Francisco (2011).
Full Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLH09-VzFzau3nGmQBTELTshlCMMJ2b10D
i am not making any of this up btw
man this makes me wanna play it again
Yeah but you already played it and I didn't, I think you should buy me a key from totally not shady 3rd party site that won't sell your private information to anyone
i can pay for it in subway subs

I'll take some subway subs
you know what's coming
NEW 2-HOUR DOCUMENTARY: https://youtu.be/oy3wEeeW8mk --~--
sign the petition: https://www.change.org/p/ubisoft-put-driver-san-francisco-back-on-sale
t-shirt link: https://teespring.com/driver-sandwich-cisco
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here's my twitter: http://twitter.com/babylonian
follow me on twitch! http://twitch.tv/...
oh hey 
it came with a timestamp to my old discord handle
the "uplay aspop --47% discount"
but yeah - driver SF is a really peculiar case
it's the kind of thing that basically never happens
i used to be a big driver fan
hell - i even like driver 3 - which apparently is one of the worst videogames ever made, or so youtube tells me
and when they were making SF and i saw the previews - they looked horrendous
absolutely abysmal - i thought this game would be DOA
but then it came out and not only it turned out to be good
not only it turned out to be the best in the series
it also turned out to be one of the best racing games i've ever played?
how the hell did this happen?
or "The Rise and Fall of Evolution Studios"
with @PunkDuck
My awesome new podcast with Sam (from The Hunt for Herobrine):
@final_V3
https://open.spotify.com/show/1iq1Sz2HrIGzsm9R7b2KuF
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/final-export-v3-final/
Cars and animation help:
@AveragePixel
Ad voice:
@BrendanielGaming
Channel bumper artist:
ht...
Oh yeah I’ve seen this vid already
Such a shame Motorsport never came to pc
BUT!
If you want even a little bit of that - I can recommend Fuel
If you get it to run without melting you pc like it’s the reactor 4 in 1986, that is
I love the video not just for the games but also cause the concept of a video essay collab where the collaborators hate eachother is just really funny
okay i might need help from Myst experts after all, which version of the first game would you recommend? I'm leaning towards Myst: Masterpiece Edition now because it apparently is still pre-rendered and I'm interested in how the game was at the time. Then realMyst is the "same" but real-time and the new Myst is real-time but fancier (but apparently, puzzles got changed?)
Guess I already talked myself into it, I think I'll play Myst Masterpiece for the original feel and at some later point Myst 2021 (and not play realMyst)
I only posted 2 links, what the heck
Get botted lmao
Im at work 
imagine having a job, with pay and benefits
unemployed since....the T virus back in 2020
Just wanna say that I felt like throwing up and crying last night in Hollow Knight cause I lost over 5k Geo
I didn’t know dying before killing your phantom lost the money. So, I accidentally reattempted the boss fight before killing my phantom and then lost again…
eh no big deal you will get 5k geo back
Just particularly annoying since it was after finding the trinket guy for the first time and selling all the ones I’ve found up to that point
Soon after I died at the bottom of the spike tower between the City of Tears and the Waterways so I rage quit cause I couldn’t be bothered to walk back again lol
how‘s life
i've had it easier in kcd
today i'd rather be a broke medieval peasant with food poisoning today
today today
yeah f it
IM GONNA BREAK THIS STEAM DECK IN HALF
Bro the mace sucks ass
i like this game, i do
but it feels like every few hours i have to stop and pay the obligatory combat tax before i can go back to enjoying it
this has to be the most infuriating combat system i have ever experienced
this makes vanilla fallout 3 look like tarkov by comparison
The Kingdom Comes without the Deliverance, huh
please deliver me from this combat system
i could probably fit in an average-sized carry-on
Getting delisted right now
https://store.steampowered.com/app/422810/River_City_Ransom_Underground/
One of the best beat'em ups of the NES era is back!
Many years after vanquishing Slick on the school rooftop, Alex and Ryan must take to the streets again. Help a new crop of fighters defeat the hordes of River City, and clear their name in a sinister kidnapping plot. You'll earn money, unlock moves, and upgrade your skills in a sprawling city…
$2.99
2045
Yeah, because a license has expired and they're removing everything
If you miss it, it should still be on GOG
oh you mean like
it's being delisted right now
Yes
Beat'em up? Eh, pass
Reporting back: have now finished Date Everything. Overall a fun bit of silliness, although you WILL be setting yourself up for some inconvenience if you avoid certain characters too much lol.
They should have hired me to QA/PR, obvs, but I forgive them because ||the glitch character|| and that whole bit of shenanigan was just delightfully wonky.
Finished my yearly resident evil 4 remake playthrough
hardcore done in 7:39:43
Slow but I basically went for 100%, all treasures, all sidequests, all kills, all shooting ranges
I'm currently playing it too! As someone who sucks at shooter games, that's mad impressive
take your time! your first playthrough will be slow and methodical and that's ok
I have started playing nier automata, solid game so far I'm a few hours in
Got stuck in the canyon for way too long ;/
I’d say my Top 5 Games from 2025 are:
- Hades II
- Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
- Blue Prince
- Clair Obscur Expedition 33
- The Outer Worlds 2
My top 5 games from 2025:
- Hades II
- Many Night a Whisper
(those are the only ones i played)
The only two 2025 games I played were hades 2 (obviously) and…
Crime simulator 
thats just poland
also i started myst and i barely understand any of it
there's a library where you can read like five books and I initially ignored them, thinking it was just lore; didn't find any good clues so I read them and now I still don't know what to do lol
Oh wait I 'solved' one of the puzzles but now I hardly understand english being recorded in poor quality and being played back in pre-bink quality
and no subtitles obv
Intended experience 😌
top games i played in 2025:
Scrandle
Batman Arkham City
Batman Arkham Asylum
Batman Arkham Origins
Hades 2
Digimon time stranger
Monster hunter stories 1
Khazan the first berserker
Emulated a bunch of game
Silksong
KCD 2 last place
Top games I played this 2025:
None that released this year
not even hades 2?
I don't have it yet
I quite literally haven't played anything released this year
Yet
Playing games seems crazy to me. Who does that
|| not alma
||
Stupid Whisper Bahamut has given me trouble
2026 has no games so far. This year is not looking good
ey?
there's PKKV and Screamers and Control 2 and Ace combat 8 and some other stuff
oh ytou mean the
I said so far
right...
It's over bim
Does Henry need to learn how to read all over again in kcd2
is this true
i was curious what reasoning they gave for him needing to learn skills again
or does he need to i never played kcd2
no, he already knows how to read.
in kcd 2 sadly henry gets beat the S out and almost ends dying but he made a recover it but the lost of most of your skills is because your body is still recovering
So basically is kind of like Henry needs physical therapy
His skill don't go back to 0 thought so at least you are a bit stronger in the sequels from the get go.
nope, maces are the best weapon type in KCD 1. KCD 2 nerfed maces and axes have always been meh....so Swords are the best weapons in KCD2...combat is also worst, 3 direction instead of 5 attacks
I can’t even imagine how the combat can get any worse than what I’m seeing here
last-minute idea for NYE celebrations: time it so uriel septim gets assassinated in oblivion on midnight
hell yeah
Guys!
I turned RDR2 into Katamari Damacy.
Enjoy Arthur Morgan's horrific flesh ball.

What in Satan's left cheek is that? 
hmm i feel like thats not historically accurate
What - you’ve never seen a rockstar game before? 
That’s how they all look like
Rhetorical question, mah dude
It's hard NOT to see a Rockstar game even outside of the gaming community
As in is way easier and dumb
LOL
Kcd1 combat was so bad man
It was truly a moment of 'I get that it's bad for story purposes cause this guy would be bad at it but this also makes for horrendous gameplay that I dont wanna play' lmai
It’s not „bad for story purposes”
I mean - where does it say that Henry was born with a terrible condition that makes him clip through other people ?

Im not so sure on the historical accuracy of czechs being able to interrupt their swing animations and switching to another with no in-between frames
I mean - I’m no historian, but…
Something doesn’t add up here
Wait
HUNGOVER IS A DEBUFF HERE!?
Uncle dio pls save me 
Historical accuracy claims are always funny anyway
I was at a conference once on history in games and there was a panel of historians that were like asking if something is historically accurate is the least interesting thing you can do cause the only answers most of the time are we don't know or no
Ofc the more interesting thing is what the portrayal does and what that might mean
just learn the combat
is hard
but u can learn it
master strike is broken
Do the tournaments
it will help u increase ur combat prowers
oh my GOD
how do I do the blacksmith quest ?
The one where someone thinks he’s chanting some spells to make his swords more durable but surprise - he can’t, obviously
It’s just a little song he does as a memory aid
And I have to eavesdrop on it without him realizing I’m even here
Wait
I LOST MY SHOES !
I do enjoy that the answer to a complaint about the combat is just learning it
I dont think that makes it less bad
play Monster hunter stories
okay so about the combat
i don't mind the complexity and the difficulty
i actually quite appreciate it
but it combined with how buggy and janky it is...
is a bit too much
the thing that got me so riled up yesterday was this jewel quest
where i had to get a jewel for a crown for some wedding
the real issue are the controllers
and the dude that was supposed to get it here got jumped by a bunch of bandits and i had to get it back
and i was trying to get that camp over and over and over again
it's just two dudes
one of them went down easily, but the other one kept kicking my ass so hard he became my arch nemesis
i'll never forget him and his stupid smug smile
i don't have it on tape, but
there's this bit of kelski's review of KCD2 that illustrates it perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxvwThGcUKh7kLVUm9OJl_uCa36qDzvWuF
60 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Kingdom Come Deliverance II is brutally good" by Kelski
it went kinda like that
but way more glitchy cause it was on a slightly uneven terrain so my entire head was clipping through his stomach and coming out of his ass while i was getting hit
about that camp
I clear it, with a bit of trouble
the guy doesn't know how to deflect and stuff
I was overpower by the mid game and the game became boring
I did take my time before going to the camp. is rough since there are 9 or so bandits
you wanna know how i did that camp?
but thats KCD 2, I am sure.
i just went screw it
took off all my armor
waited till midnight
I thought u were playing the first one
and then just stabbed the both of them in their sleep
yeah i'm playing the first one
thats an option and 100% valid
but this vid was the closest comparison to what i had in mind
yeah about that
i know for a fact that it's not 100% valid
i can just feel it in my bones
there's gonna be forced combat sections
probably at the end
and if that's the case then i'm screwed
why not? u are beating them while sleep, assassin style
now? yes
but when the mandatory combat comes?
and TIME
which most people with jobs do not have
I like KCD for finally doing something different with FPS melee combat
First person combat has always been bad.
see - that's the thing
i like this approach too, a lot, actually
on paper
because in execution it's beyond clunky
u just need time
SEE? You mentioned A QUEST I DIDNT FIND
the jewel one and u got jumped by bandits, I don't remember that one
nope
go on then, get on with it
i can't find the thing required for savior shnapps
yeah it's next on the bucket list
i just have to get through this chain of mind-numbingly dull sidequests in sasau
it's one quest that wants you to wait which then leads to another quest...
that wants you to wait
which is next to another quest that wants you to wait that i think bugged out becuase that blacksmith won't sing his song that i have to listen to
if u pick a lot of flowers u get a perk
oh and btw - it's next to that jewel quest and oh - i just died to that one smug bastard and my last save was two hours ago
god help me this bit is so dull
.....2 quests I didn't find or dont remember
the game is buggy thought
#music #fiesta #megamanx
#Nostalgicmusic #Megaman #ia
NOTA CREDITS
Lee acá por favor 😎
- La música es entregada a ustedes gracias a la re imaginación de la IA.
- Producción musical a cargo de DJPERRY (ecualización, compresión, saturación y masterización del mix completo).
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Im panning to do my first modded playthrough of Terraria. My first big mod pack I downloaded is Stars Above, and Im wondering If I should add Calamity along with it. Is that worth it?
yes. Calamity was great. but if you do instal calamity, the bosses are too hard to fight over how much the music jams
DOWNLOAD LINK: https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/return-to-slime-ft-sixteeninmono-ingame-version
VOTE HERE: http://www.strawpoll.me/14919709
SIXTEENINMONO'S YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/user/badoosh12
Funny Story XIV: For this track, I wanted the mix of "uncomfortable" and "revolting" to work together. Totally up to you in wondering whether o...
Farewell Megaman Zero 4 20th anniversary
btw....that gift is from Megaman X cumbia?
Yeah this is pretty peak
cant lie though. if you put it on the more difficult settings, some of the later stuff is Very Difficult and takes some good dodging and it took me a while to understand that there are some items that are locked behind the difficulty settings (they dont drop unless its set to hard enough)
Think I’m just gonna play casually for a bit
https://vxtwitter.com/Wario64/status/2006577866968846614 Wake up babe, it's time to milk Persona 5 even more
Fitness Boxing Persona 5 announcement teased https://www.gematsu.com/2025/12/fitness-boxing-persona-5-announcement-teased
"???: What are you getting ready for?
???: Heh heh heh… This time, I’m preparing a training plan that’s a bit different from usual. After all, stamina is essential for a Phantom Thief!"
Bruh
Havent been here all year
i havent showered in 365 days
Hm
we're only 730 beers away from 2027 🤯
happy new year
hell yeah
we're gonna make a world where Persona 5 lasts forever...
even the persona director got tired of persona thats why they made refantazio
(which is banger btw)
i'm about to morb
leave it to the japanese to have insane lore to their games
neat
I'm sorry for your loss.
Bayonetta 1 is a bad game. Good combat for the most part but it's broken up by way too many driving/vehicle/shmup sections, the most egregious example being at the start of the last level ||and is part of a major boss fight||.
But if you can get through that it's a fun game and 2 fixes that problem from what I remember.
Ya I got the bundle
What about 3?
Haven't followed the series in a while, I've heard 2 is the peak.
@kindred valley
If you had to compare is dead cells as good as hades 2?
I wouldn't say so. It's different gameplay, it kind of scratches other itches, more like metroidvanias
I especially got a lot more hooked on hades 1 & 2 than dead cells, I haven't even finished it tbh (I got hooked on Hollow Knight shortly after and never picked up DC again)
I see I have quite a few games to play rn
Hollow knight
Dead cells
Gunfire reborn
The King is watching
Vrising
Bought em in sale but it's hard to decide what to pick up after h2
oh friend, HK is king
Haven't played souls likes ever though
it's kind of a switch of course because it's so gloomy compared to hades
Yeah that's what I was thinking
Maybe dead cells would be better cause it's more upbeat
haven't played the others on your list so I can't say !
I also have 2-3 refunds coming and was just thinking about expedition 33 but idk about turn based though
although if you could get your hands on prince of persia the lost crown
I'll check it out dead cells most probably or exp33 if i do decide to get it
Haven't heard those lemme look up one sec
ooooh I was never into turn based combat, but E33 blew me away
never was a jrpg fan but E33 is now in my top 5 games ever
Damn everyone who I have talked abt e33 say it's peak even goty
Might just grab it as last game in this sale
it's definitely worth the hype
and if you like ugly crying during games
Is it playable with KnM?
I don't really play games with controller but I do have one
it is playable, not recommended, but definitely playable
Thatd be cherry on top
i don't consider it as one of the best games I've ever played but it's a damn fine game, especially worth it for 50$ price
Idk KnM just feels more immersive to me
I suppose you're a huge hollow knight fan!
Well as it's sale and I have only heard good things about it
I'll grab it
Probably ep33 is the game am gonna play tmr
I also like simulation genre alot aswell
Have like 150 hours in satisfactory alone
enjoy! we'll be here if you need emotional support 
Am so ready for a sad story
ah I loved satisfactory until it got really complicated for my little brain
oooh you're in for a treat.
I had to leave it forcefully an year ago because it was consuming me
i only cried a little at the very end
Oh you've finished it?
a ||few character deaths|| made me too sad
How long is the story in terms of playtime
yeah a good while ago, have yet to play the free dlc
i think about 90hrs to get everything, then you can explore a lot
dang 90?
yeah I finished it back in June but I haven't touched the DLC
i was taking my sweet time i think it took like 40-50? spent a good while after that exploring side content though
Sometimes I feel like I play too much at one time but ig Skyrim can wait a bit
@echo hazel I don't feel like ||getting my ass handed to me by simon again|| anytime soon
I see ig this weekend would be fun
oh right, the ||divergent|| one?
i eventually looked up a guide to cheese the base version 😂
W for you guys for the spoiler tags
hahah really? I may need that guide, ||he's the only one I haven't beaten yet||
we got used to them over e33 and hk silksong
yeah we had like different chats with friends according to which part of the game we were at
I kinda feel like hasn't 2025 given some really peak stuff?
Hk silksong , exp33 , hades 2
it used the ||breaking death and death bomb|| combo which was nerfed in the goty patch
and of course different chats ||according to which fate we chose|| haha







