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idk what currency that is but damn
okay - guess i'm not buying it yet
it's pierogi bucks
just buy a key
with keys you get a steam sale every day
oh wait
it's one of those "oh it's not a key - it's just an access to an account that has this game on" kind of things
yeah nah thanks
rip
the best movement i've seen in cyberpunk was that one clip of a guy t-posing between bullets 
ah damn it i can't find it right now
yeah it's happening again
i'm gonna waste hours looking for that stupid effin clip

But peak now
ur gonna be really sad when you realize the story defaults to streetkid by hour 3 
i like 77's story but the paths being meaningless beyond the prologue is pretty disappointing
whichever you like dude
corpo, streetkid (the canon one from what it seems) or grease monkey
Hell, at E3 it teased you could choose between Saburo Arasaka, Johnny Silverhand or Morgan Blackhand as your childhood hero and it was basically the engram in your head
But seems it would have been to expensive and didnt help they got Keanu as Johnny
yeah - if we wanna go through all the stuff that was promised before launch we'd be here all day
nomad is the fastest
@meager sphinx I remembered I don't like Lies of P and it's going back at the end of the backlog.
In recent news, the anonymous modder responsible for Infinity Blade for PC has now successfully ported all of Infinity Blade 2 for PC as well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq5DgjWKMg4&pp=ygUTaW5maW5pdHkgYmxhZGUgMiBwYw%3D%3D
I am neither affiliated with Epic Games nor with the creation of this port, which exists soley for the purpose of lost media preservation. This video analyzes of a publicly available website and file from the Internet Archive.
DirectX Download:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35
Archive Links:
Infinity Blade I PC: http...

oooohhhh
on one hand - good
that's really, really good news for games preservation
on the other, however
it's just not the same when played on a regular screen
ALTHOUGH
steam deck has a touch screen
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
LESGO
Best Splinter Cell ever
the coop experience was so damn good with my friend
and it runs like a DREAM at 144hz
genuinely beautiful game
Yeah
screw it im replaying it tonight
i got it for free on ubisoft connect for it's anniversary iirc
Im curious about the upcoming SC game if Ubisoft isnt bankrupt by then
I still have an original boxed copy at my moms old place
I hope they return to the hardcore stealth roots
And use modern lighting tech to it's fullest
They won’t do that
If they wanted to they would’ve done it in blacklist
At this point I’m not sure I even want to see that SC remake
Leave it as is
Dude
I remember getting into the spies vs mercs multiplayer like a week before servers shut down
I had to leave the next day and when I came back the game was down
So I was just sitting in the menu listening to that battery theme
This is the COMPLETE, 14 minute long version of the music from "Battery".
The official soundtrack for Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, included an abridged and modified version of all tracks. The 4 minute version of this one in that CD misses all the awesome parts (starting at 4:10), so it was a big shame.
Of course, in the game, all these dif...
Man this game is so delightfully moody
Now I got nostalgic and I’m looking up some funny dialogues and interrogations and MAN
The npcs in this game had so much character
The worst thing that happened to this series was the 7th gen edge
Brown and gloom, all grit and no funny moments at all
sabrina carpenter in fortnite its literally good now
bootiful socks
Max details downsampled from 1200p down to a 800p screen
I just had to spend like 10 minutes remapping all controls cause apparently this game is completely unsupported on the deck
As you can plainly see 
Oh god damn it 
Splinter cell chaos theory
nice
Aka: one of the best stealth games ever made
Let’s see if I still got what it takes to beat it on expert non lethal
100% score
And of course I’m gonna save those two pilots in Seoul
welp
looks like my steam deck is completely effed
it's acting up even after doing a factory reset
which means i'll have to flash a clean instalation of steamOS

no splinter cell for me today, i guess
also - i just realized
chaos theory hits 20 this year
20!
i could have a beer with this game wtf 
have you ever played chaos theory?
For thirty minutes bc someone told me you can change your crouch speed and then i was spotted through a wall (probably just a skill issue tho)
👍
spotted through a wall?
i finished chaos theory like 10 times and i've never been spotted through a wall
so yeah - that's probably a skill issue 
but anyways
this game does not look like a 20 years old game
it's so good
i found it kinda janky but i‘m really picky about that. The most painful newbie gamer ever. Couldn‘t handle TES Arena, or Blood Money, or idk
janky?
you sure we're talking about the same game?
the first two splinter cell games were a bit janky - sure
but chaos theory? it's the smoothest of them all
hell - i'd go as far as saying it controls better than 2013 SC blacklist
my definition for janky is much more inclusive or rather, I get very easily confused by control schemes that aren‘t as polished/streamlined as newer games
doom also plays smooth as butter but not for my butter smooth brain (ok doom actually doesnt count bc you dont do anything complex)
i... still don't get your point
how is chaos theory janky?
sam fisher-price never controlled better
even in newer games 
I played it after blacklist (lol) and yes i found it different. This is just personal feel, it‘s like saying ‚this game is too fast for me‘; it‘s not a universal statement
I played it after blacklist
ah - so that proves SC Conviction did more damage than i initially thought
since blacklist more or less uses the same control scheme and animation systems
and boi - conviction is on the level of...
mirror's edge catalyst for me 
I know a lil more about Hitman, so if you compare the newer ones with Blood Money, the item menu feels ultra janky with a weird scrolling action where it‘s not clear what you even select, objectives aren‘t rly clear, general interaction is just bad compared to new stuff
here i can kinda see it
but i'll still call it a skill issue
but in splinter cell?
nah
really, really long, loud, obnoxious naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
of COURSE it‘s a skill issue lol
i just find soooo many old games really too unwieldy for me
That‘s one thing that surprised me about HL, because I think that‘s the most playable ‚old‘ (sorry boomers) game I played
for a different genre, it‘s crazy how long it took to get the comparatively simple control scheme right (literally a mouse with two buttons. or even one)
uh the genre is point n click
yeah it's kinda like this
but instead of point n click it's more like
scoot n sometimes shoot
but yeah im a cooked gen alpha gamer sorz grampa my first real game was skyrim (im not kidding)
you can't be serious 
well i played games before but in a different way i feel like, they werent hobbies or anything
Got anno 1503 from a supermarket‘s bargain bin
Didn‘t have consoles either or they only had racing games which i sucked at lol
no it's not
wtf?
i bet it's not
i bet it‘s somewhere in there… buried…
listen
have you ever played a game in which you could kill an enemy by hacking their... treadmill?
while making turkey noises at the flying ragdoll?
Ah carp i dont think so!
well in CT you have this sort of fancy sci-fi gadget called OSP attached to your pistol
basically it's like a directed emp - you aim at something, click right mouse and it jams whatever electric thing you're aiming at
computers, lights, radios - whatever
and there's one level in which you can find one of the guards running on a treadmill
full tilt
and you can easily sneak past, or you can...
aim that OSP-thingy at the control panel and jam the entire treadmill
which will propel this poor dude halfway across the map like a g-mod ragdoll 
oh nooooOOOOOOO MY BLENDER PLUGINS! 
so i reinstalled steamOS yesterday, right?
no biggie - i can quickly download all the games and software back
but i had blender there and like 15 plugins and i don't remember their names or where i got them
i remember some of them were pretty hard to get too 
oh nooooooooooo 
at least splinter cell works better now
ALTHOUGH
i think that reinstall yesterday might've been pointless because it looks like the game itself was throwing a hissy fit 
who would've thought an unsupported game might cause some issues
god i'm a dingus 
You may or may not leave a note somewhere well protected with the names of those in case it happens again
totally didn't happen to me once
Well we have a saying here
mądry Polak po szkodzie
Basically meaning that yeah - now I’m smart enough to do that
After it’s too late
So 
I had one that allowed me to take movement data from a video recording and chuck it into blender
I had one that hooked a search bar up to a site that had like a brazilion free material presets
I had some wiggle bones, some… whatever thingy for baking 
Uhhhhhh
Crap I can’t remember the rest
I had two that allowed me to import stuff from source engine games
Kids these days and their blender gizmos. Back in my day we used a whisk and good old elbow grease!
You just reminded me of the old “will it blend” series on YouTube
Quality content 
Some PC games in the late 90s and early 2000s had a particular look that I think stands the test of time. Join me as I investigate why that is and take a look at it's legacy.
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I…
Am an idiot 
I could swear they didn’t react to this sound
To be fair though - if someone were to wake me up like that I’d start blasting too
Oh my god dude are you okay?
God I love early 2000s ragdolls 
Idk if someone can answer this question but anyhow if i gift Hades II to a friend (as example) since i bought the game for them do they also get it for free when it releases?
🤔 cos i couldn't find any related resources on the FAQ section that's why I asked 😅
@ocean iris check this out
This dude has superhuman hearing
Freakin spidey-sense

LORD. I forgot how damn good the music was
Right?
Like - it makes sc1 and 2 sound generic and amateurish by comparison
I wonder why they never brought tobin back

Lol
Very accurate
I love this pic to bits
I wanna know the story behind it
Yes; whenever you purchase, that product will be sent to them, they just update it like any other product. The price will stay the same 👍
The key is locked in transit once you complete the purchase
most important game of all time returns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj9p5cCY3G8
5 Bits Games is excited to announce DeadCore Redux, a remastered version of our 2014 title DeadCore.
DeadCore Redux is a challenging game that will test your platforming skills and your precision.
The remaster features enhanced graphics and audio, gamepad support, a brand new story level and a new offline ranking for even more challenge.
DeadC...
this is incredibly niche but this niche is SO BACK
yo did anyone play guild wars, theres gonna be a community play event for its 20th anniversary https://returntogw1.com/
A Community Playthrough Event for the 20th Anniversary of Guild Wars 1
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it's an artwork of sabrina carpenter carrying goku on her back
because both are in fortnite
Well
Who isn’t ?
you?
Thank god
what if it was James May
sabrina you blithering idiot
Oh it doesn't embed with that either
Ig is bc it has audio?
so i opened that link, and scrolled down... whew, thats some fancy artwork
For some reason the artist was under fire because people thought they use ai which is crazy
meh, tools are tools, its neat images 🙂
Nah
Gen ai should die in a garbage fire
Where it belongs
I think its fine as long as you dont claim you are an artist
And don’t post it anywhere
And don’t generate it
Yeah - then it’s ok
Gen ai is ok as long as nobody is using it, yeah
i thoroughly enjoyed my time using it and had a lot of fun making some images i was very happy with.
its just graphics processing with a visualization 🙂
Yeah trained on petabytes of stollen art
And photos
Like if you’re using it for yourself - I’m not gonna stop you
No one will
yeah, like being able to see steals the world. whoever got that copyright on lines and dots is making bank =p
But I’ll eat my shoes before I make anything with gen ai
Socks included
Jeez you’re still going on that message ? 
i dont see much beneficial value in attempting to tell someone that something they spent time and effort in influencing the final product of an image that their final product of an image "is not art".
aside from the obvious argument of "thats not art" has been used on hundreds of items currently installed within art museums, ranging from weird cars, melted metal scrap, performance art, and ect.
"Yeah but all of those things, a person did something to make an outcome, but Ai gen is just the computer doing everything" will be an argument i see frequently, which i can only find silly now. If you want to produce an image in the way you want it takes a lot of time, effort, and trial and error. i would spend 3-4 hours trying to get some of the images exactly how i wanted them to be.
So "All ai gen is garbage" just feels more trendy to say than accurate to reality.
it is a way to share with others the things that happen inside your mind. Such forms of expression are historically reguarded as artforms, although it usually requires a good ammount of time to pass first.
like previously waste an hour in MSpaint to make a HORRIBLE representation of something i'm trying to explain to someone when i could instead take 10 min or so with an AI gen to get a much more clear representation of what i'm trying to show someone
I respectfully disagree
that's fair. i'd be interested to know what you think there is to gain by shaming someone who is attempting to express their thoughts because you dislike the tool they have used. Like: if you dont agree with me saying there is no benifit to doing that, then what IS the benifit?
is the goal to make the person using it feel bad and decide to use different tools instead? because thats not a realistic option for everyone. If i want to make an image that looks like a "fancy painting" for example, i do not have the necessary time nor the required funds to perfect that skill to a level i would want. Nor do i have the funds to sponsor someone else to spend their time or effort. so do you feel art should be reserved for only people who can dedicate X ammount of time, effort and money to it? if so what is this X? how much personal investment does an individual make to a single image they are putting out before it is allowed to be called "Art"
„is the goal to make the person using it feel bad and decide to use different tools instead?”
Honestly ? Yeah
Yes it is
Because gen ai doesn’t make this stuff - at best it can cobble something up based on others work.
Work of people who didn’t consent on it being used like that and apparently - it looks like they have almost no say in this. Because screw their hard work and their rights, right?
I’m not a musician - I can’t produce music at all. And I wouldn’t dare using a program to plagiarize some only for me to call myself one.
If someone did spend X amount of time making something they deserve recognition for it - not a faceless program that can make a blurry facsimile of it.
Not to mention the absurd amounts of horsepower and borderline unimaginable amounts of stolen data required to run it all
Or the shady terms and conditions of software of this kind.
Like - look where we are, mate.
I’ll never draw as well as Jen.
I’ll never make anything nowhere as pretty as transistor. And if I were to spend years getting good to get close to that level - I think everyone would approve that
On the other hand - if I were to tell an ai to look at transistor and go like „yeah draw me something like that but change a buncha crap” - I wouldn’t dare showing my face here
but thats not how it actually works.
thats like saying you just had Blender make you a new doom(2016) real quick
Blender doesn’t work on ai prompts
You really need to put a lot of elbow grease to make anything in there
if you want gen ai to make you something actually functional it requires time and effort, just like any other tool
It’s completely offline and - most importantly - it doesn’t run on projects made by people who didn’t consent
So in other words, Blender at least requires good user input to even put up some work, while gen a i is just press and forget
I see two paths to take and only one deserves some respect
It’s not just that
Hell - I’d be happy if blender actually had an easier ui that involved less clicks
But in blender - you’re actually making stuff
There’s no way to tell it to do anything for you
While gen ai only - as name implies - generates something based on your prompt
And how does it know what to do?
By being trained on ridiculous amount of data - drawings, movies, photos - whatever
With their actual authors having no say in if they want their art to be used like that or not
I can’t believe we’re having this argument
the specifics of that COULD be debated if you were to consider the physics sims =p
oh i'll stop if you're upset, im just talking. sorry
Oh I’m not upset
I just thought the consensus on it was pretty clear and obvious
Like - the only actually reasonable scenario for gen ai I can see is for internal use
I'm aware that lots of people dislike it. im also aware that lots of people think things about it that are not accurate. and apply blanket statements that one program did to the entirety of the process and tool as a whole, and that seems intellectually dishonest
As in - for trying to visualize a certain idea before you scrap it and go an make it yourself
That’s it
I’ll stop being dishonest the moment they stop being dishonest
who is "they"
I’ll try to be objective the moment this modern day idea of ai starts being objective
But for the time being - f it
Companies peddling thsi crap like openAI
Or hell - even adobe
openai is junk, dont use it. 100% agree. that company is garbage for many reasons.
this does not translate into = all ai gen is garbage ands everything about that company also applies to this tool
Well I’ve yet to see a good example of it so 
Anyways
I’ve got better things to do
thats cool bud, thanks for talking, sorry for not agreeing with ya
Oh don’t be sorry mate
We can agree to disagree
At least I don’t have to eat my shoes

a few of my friends have been telling me about inZOI, and it kinda looks fuuuuun
the only thing i know about it is ppl who thinks sims is superior are bickering with inzoi ppl, normal ppl are like "yay more cakes!" (they like any life sim type game and don't just stick to the sims), and i heard rumours there might have been generative ai involved, but im not interested in the game so i haven't looked at that. just smth that crossed my feed once
i looked at the discussion board once and saw a lot of defensive ppl so there's probably plenty of popcorn to be had there
all tiktok posts i saw about sims > inzoi all got in their bio "Ea affiliate"
L M A O
You could actually run over children in the game along with kidnapping
I’m not kidding

They patched the running over one
I don’t know about kidnapping
Well damn
Didn’t know the sims had such a competitive scene lol
Oh come on
Don’t tell me you never sold the pool ladder while your sims were swimming in it 
Or set up a house with the cheapest fireplace, a bunch of cheap furniture nearby and then sold the door
well that's because i haven't 
Well maybe I was a weird kid
This reminds me of that one absolute mad lad that calculated the maximum amount of time your sim can waste before hopping in to the work car before it drives off
And then made a hedge maze in front of that sims house that takes that exact amount of time to get through
And then hired him in some dead-end office job
And that’s when the torture begins - each day a car would show up to take that sim to work
And he had to run to make it in time - constantly passing out from exhaustion and pissing his pants cause all the meters were at 0
And then - when coming back to work that sim would just walk through that maze - which took so long the moment he reached the front door - beep beep
a new car just spawned - time to run
So that poor sims life was just a loop of working a crappy job, running around a hedge maze 24/7, pissing and crying 
That’s beyond cruel
this is what the monopoly of a single game over a niche genre does
any attempt at a game like sims is shunned by EA shills by nitpicking everything while their low poly old ass game gets a new overpriced dlc
Sims 4 is cool but outdated
The the sims expansions are…
That’s a rabbit hole I don’t want to get into
ahem
ea dlc unlocker
extremely funny series of replies
Listen - even if they’re free
There’s so much of them it’s easier for me to learn all the pokemon
Theres like what
150?
That's just the first gen (151 if you count Mew)
They broke the thousand milestone
Unrelated
iii-Initiative is live on Twitch, will start proper in 16 minutes
speaking of pokemon, funny how big N finally got mad over "critters spawning from throwable item" mechanic that Palword had for so long
but at the same time ARK exists and nintendants don't care
it's almost as if they wanted desperately to find something to get lawsuits going
They WHAT
bruh
hurrrrr back in my days

i remember having a poster with all 151 of them, when the show was popular here
then somewhere mom got another one, with second gen, and we've never saw any of them in the show
it was cut short for some reason around the time Charizard started to behave
bc old people went "oh no, pokemons make our kids degenerated, anime makes our kids violent" and it became a popular idea among politics
ah yes gotta love puritanic takes on the most innocent anime ever
i miss tacked on multiplayer modes
they could have been made very fun
uncharted 4's was great, factions was awesome, mass effect 3 had awesome multiplayer survival coop action as other races
splinter cell's agent vs mercenary was absolutely epic, max payne 3 too
and MGO2 and MGO3
all great examples.
go back just a bit more and you dont have to specify "Tacked On" multiplayer modes, since they were planned to be half of the game that complimented the story campaign, Like Gears of War 3
NOOO YOU JERKS! ITS FREE! i was so ready to throw more money at VS
haaaah!
Do I need to know SaGa to play the expansion?
I'm pretty sure you don't even need to know anything about Vampire Survivors to play Vampire Survivors!
a saga crossover rn is interesting when ive been considering checking the series. a sign, surely
(i will do nothing with this information for i will forget in ten minutes)
This isn't a Chronos hallucination. Watch the brutal Katana Zero trailer for a peek at what's coming in the free DLC for this action game. Get ready to continue Zero's journey right where it left off - and glimpse into his murky past. The free DLC for Katana Zero features new characters, levels, gameplay, and story.
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first silksong now this
Yooo finally?
hell yeah
Dude the bank heist is so good!
This is The End levels of good
Isle of Sgail levels of good
Yeah baby
1:05, 100% on expert and only 6 knocked out guards
That’s as close I can get to full on ghosting
Oh my god this is some Monty Python crap 
Check this out @ocean iris
Sam takes like 10% damage from nut shots
lmao
Usually on expert a single hit from a 9mm takes like 80% of your health
But here he shrugged off 5 rounds like it’s nothing
Man
How does this 20 years old game have better lighting than most modern aaa games ?
Y’all, I got Monster Prom for only $4
Monster prom?
alright
i've got a bit of an unusual question
what is the best way of picking the, uh... gamer lint out of crevices of handhelds and gamepads?
cause i just looked at my steam deck in broad daylight (instead of gaming on it in a pitch black room like i usually do) and i noticed it's full of gaming crust in the seams between two halves of the casing
Yep
what's that?
It’s this competitive dating sim where you find a prom date in a school full of monsters
- a competitive dating sim *
I would post a picture, but I can’t in here
so basically tinder 
Yeah, basically
Lmao
I just heard two guards talking how “no one would ever need an mp3 player bigger than 64 gigs”in sc3 
Just to remind me this game is 20 years old
Wouldn’t know it just from looking at it or playing it
Wow XDD
Bro wtf
Who’s doing the sneaking here? Me or them?
You know what? I ain’t even mad
That was actually impressive
I use these lil plastic brushes that are made to clean the space between your teeth
Can of compressed air
I think I’ll go with the brush
No bim! don't let tidb win
wtf??
Nothing personnel
kiddo…
I’d rather have Germans winning at this than… other things 
Is this the fabled German engineering
holy crap - someone restored old EAX support for chaos theory! 
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxPExLY86_0j5cnNtOz4FIDUKd4e_VeQNY?si=FlMGTVxOZPvHDgJ0
YouTube
30 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Splinter Cell Chaos Theory How to play at higher resolutions, improve shadows and restore EAX audio" by Splin...
listen to the difference it makes
this bit used to have some cheesy VA, but this reverb makes all the difference and makes it sound terrifying
ah boy here we go
Seoul
The second biggest difficulty spike of the game with lots of rng
It’s annoying enough on a normal playthrough
With a sniper rifle and live ammo
But here on expert non-lethal 100% rank?
I’ve finished this game like 10 times and never managed to get my score above 60 - even on lower difficulties
- inhales deeply... *
i'm mad 
like - what do you mean bodies found?
one - he wasn't dead, he was just eepy
two - it's a freakin warzone - there's bodies all over the place 
there goes my 100% run score
dude
coop splinter cell with my mate was crazy
he was the clinical non lethal guy
i was the risk taker psycho stabbing everyone
dude
now i regret formatting my old laptop a few weeks ago
i had some SC co-op clips there from the old x-fire days
it was the funniest sh- i've ever played
have i told you that one story about those two guards watching a football match?
nope
but you know a game's good when someone's got stories with their experience in it
alright 👏
buckle tf up
so we were doing that prequel bank co-op mission
and we were sneaking around, being extra careful (my co-op buddy wasn't good at stealth games and i have finished the singleplayer campaign like three times at that point)
and we came across this lounge room with two guards chilling on a couch watching a football match
so we thought we're gonna be super tacti-cool and wanted to do the call of duty thing and take both of them out at the same time
we got our pistols ready, aimed at their heads
"On one. Ready? Three, two, on-"
and right there someone scored in that match and both of those guys got up cheering GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL like
as we were about to shoot
shot both of them in the cheeks 
and just made them super angry and they turned around and started blasting full auto
just a pair of fumbling bumbling idiots pretending to be super spies
oh yeah chaos theory is like a cool story generator: the game
beautiful
such a shame there's basically no other game like that
and that this co-op mode is so hard to get going
oh and that they never patched the vent softlock 
So...Demonio Uno is in my library now
Is Beelzebub just an HD mod btw? Or should I try out DevilutionX, or can I even stack both?
I don’t know those names
Diablo I
But beelzebub did change names to Diablo hd I think
And yes it’s way more than just an Hd mod
Brings a lot of improvements and restores cut content
Does either one have controller support?

I mean
Every game has controller support nowadays
Just chuck it into steam and use steam input
Wait, of course DevilutionX does, it's been ported to a few consoles by now
Run. Coming September 23, 2025.
From the creators of Halo and Destiny comes Marathon, a team-based extraction shooter. Choose your Runner and scavenge the lost colony of Tau Ceti IV for fortune, power, and answers to Tau Ceti's secrets.
Closed Alpha Test starts April, 23 2025.
🐛Sign up to playtest on Discord
discord.gg/marathonthegame
this is so ass 💔
They saying from the creators of halo and destiny as if the staff that made them is still there LOL
Bruh
I love the art style, but
This ain’t marathon
The first two (or three, if you’re a masochist) marathon games were spooky single player shooters about isolation and mind games
A borderline horror at times
The artstyle was cool for the trailers but it looks like its gonna get old in game
Yeah I can see that too
Like either the talent behind those trailers didn’t translate back to the game
Or they had to cut some corners for the sake of performance or gameplay
Also check out that duplo shotgun 
SPEAKING OF SHOTGUNS
where’s my terminator reload?
Dude. I hope Bungie finally goes bankrupt at this point
Marathon was the first fps where you could do that cool t-800 shotgun flip
Nah I wouldn’t go that far
This whole thing is just …
Confusing as all hell
It will Im sorry
Plus did you know how their CEO is
He laid off like 220 employees last year and spent 2.4mil dollars on classic cars since Sony bought Bungie
That Bungie people loved is long gone
Ah
I see 
Holy crap
I don’t remember this level being so huge mcbiglarge
The whole map won’t even fit in the frame
They won’t let me zoom far enough
Minesweeper
Week 71: Click on squares to reveal them. Pick a safe word and a flag word. To flag bombs, say your flag word before clicking on one, and if you are wrong you are out. Same for the safe word on non-bomb squares.
Successful? Click 
Fail? Click 💥
This puzzle's 💣 bomb count is 26
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oh god i was at this level for 4 hours only to barely get the over 60% mark
i could finish transistor in this time
or mirror's edge!
twice! 
hmm maybe i should play ME
ME is fun.
urgh well let's do it i wanna see the sewer again
one of the best levels of all time idk why i love it SO MUCH
i LOVE machinery
i LOVE water
yeah it's an all-timer
I LOVE the most expensive graphics cards on the market not supporting this 2009 tech 
yeah apparently the rtx 50xx lineup craps itself to death on the OG mirror's edge
cause they dropped support for 32 bit physix games
for some freakin reason
50-series GPUs no longer support 32-bit PhysX, so in certain older games its forced to run on the CPU. This video demonstrates how poorly 32-bit PhysX runs without hardware acceleration that not even a 9800X3D can handle it.
Nvidia Drops 32-Bit PhysX Support For The RTX 50 Series: https://tech4gamers.com/nvidia-removed-32-bit-phsyx-support-rtx...
let‘s see how my amd card handles it now :^)
honestly?
there's a rather high chance you're gonna get higher frames than this
even if amdies don't support physix
i know my 5450 (lol) completely died. it‘s probably more impressive that it ran at all
the glass shooty scene is coming up
fun fact
i tried replicating this dynamic procedural glass in doom 
and it worked!
but it was so messy and performed so poorly i scrapped the whole thing and just...
calculated physics in blender and crunched it down to a series of sprites and called it a day
yeah drops to 20 fps
ok it gradually dropped to 5 while entering the subway idk why
sewer lets goooo
the green storm drain?

good stuff
i remember being scared poopless of that black abyss
cause the sound this game makes when falling down a pit is just...
horror material
yeah
i had nightmares about that sound
and i'm dead serious right now 
i had multiple dreams about this game
and only this one
anyway i need to stop playing or i'll get nothing done but yes prettiest game of all time
runs smoothly at 4K on my not up-to-date gpu and looks better, even in the details, than whatever new stuff happening
dude the details on all those paintings
i need to do a leisurely stroll playthrough again bc rn i was focused on getting to the sewer asap
it's like - you can shove your face all the way up there and see what kind of brush was used to paint that
incredible
oh yeah you have to
you'd be surprised how many cool details you can find there if you slow down
like that one single guy having a unique pistol
or the fact that those police runner... guys have unique takedown animations
or all the cool text you can find on some props
sniped and shotgun'd 👍
or the unique "ohno both my legs are broken" animation
this is the stuff catalyst was missing
character
there was no rats, no janitors, no cool little stories spanning through emails and post-it notes
no cool grafitti hinting at the grander universe, no unique enemies
just... take some scrapped beta content (i know you have it - every game does) and hide it in some obscure corner of a map - that's it
tho it‘s objectively funny that within the first 15 minutes, an armed helicopter with a sniper is following you and destroys half the city
it's also funny that this is the only bit that features...
a working mirror 
in a game called mirror's edge
10 years later we get moh warfighter where you can choose between 10 different door breach animations
that change absolutely nothing

wait
10 years later?
MOH Doorfighter wasn't 2018
it was like...
2012 tops
umm it‘s called door breaching sweatie
you know you can just shoot locks to save on time, right?
instead of doing that stock animation that slows you down
hmm i only shot cops till now
yeah - that bit from that vid i posted earlier
in ropeburn's office
just grab the gun off his desk (acrobatics there are easy enough for it to not slow you down too much)
shoot some windows to make it easier for yourself
and when you get to the top floor just turn on slow-motion to help yourself with aiming at the lock
and the door outside will swing wide open on it's own 
time for your dusa gun emote
art
@ocean iris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV7sMYC4Ygs
Strap in, Runners. We're going way beyond the surface. In this deep dive, we break down the latest gameplay footage from Bungie’s Marathon, dissecting everything from movement mechanics and gunplay to extraction strategy, PvP balance, and Runner customization.
#Marathon #Bungie #GameplayDeepDive #MarathonGameplay #FPS #ExtractionShooter #SciF...
god wtf is this HUD?
it's my arch nemesis
the AAA special
white lines and blurry backgrounds

I’m gonna be honest be a bit wary while I’m still excited for it Pete I love cars parsons is still in charge
Like destiny 2 is really good rn but it keeps having issues because of him
I’m still wondering wtf does this have to do with marathon
Like - how did we go from a game that feels like this:
To a game that feels like this?
When the Otamatone music kicks in...
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Thank you to my Patreon supporters:
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dssrt...
Metro 2033 redux is free to keep on Steam!!!
And also on GOG, so I read
uh
i mean
OH CRAP!
i wonder how it runs on the deck
- yoink *
thanks mate @ocean iris 
:D
but at least she has MULT
Didn’t even know I had hidden games

It's private by default lol
Ah
Bongo cat needs your help. Bongo cat needz more hatz!!! Every time you press a key, Bongo cat will punch your taskbar. Type, click, play, work to collect more points. Which hats will you find?
Item drop pool chances*:
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Common - 90%
…
I love this
Clive Finalfantasy, Arthur Warframe, Prometheus Hadestwo and Jimbo Balatro have taken the stand
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AamFDYUaMhM
The winner of Debut Game is Balatro at the BAFTA Games Awards 2025.
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Twit...
how the hell did you get 13k hours while not playing games? 
hows rollerdrome btw
no time!
SO TRUE
anywhoo
new dwarf fortress noclip episode!
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Im so sad Marathon is an extraction shooter
Yeah…
I was gonna say
How about a god damn singleplayer game, Bungie?
But I forgot they havent made anything singleplayer since Halo Reach
And all of their revenue is from the greediness
Also they wont add proximity chat to Marathon because of toxicity
(Said by the company that revolutionized multiplayer gaming and gaming socialization)
Unironically
Just mute people
I remember playing destiny and literally not understanding it. Maybe i‘m built different (code for being dumb). Didn‘t understand warframe either
Same to both but at least I enjoyed Warframe
My destiny experience was: Play the intro, get to the overly big hub world, select a mission, play through it (it‘s like one room filled with enemies), check out their loot and if i can grab some weapo— sorry buddy time‘s up, you‘re teleported back
Didn’t teabagging start in halo?
mhm
Translation: we were too lazy to get voice chat working right s here's an excuse to make it look intentional
Minute one hell blizzard, guaranteed
Oh yeah people are gonna be super inappropriate there
It’s like they forgot how bad this thing went in burnout paradise
Ultrakill fulfilled my void for fps games

Wilds insect glaive feels really sluggish 
yeah... its also extremely powerful
it is
but it takes getting used to holding the button and doing other stuff, bit clunky. They drastically nerfed the attack speed too I feel, especially the up+triangle thrust
pretty okay game

oh hey
i played this a bunch
it's a nice co-op game when it's late, you're both drunk and don't have enough braincells left to play anything more taxing
and it got me to buy vampire survivors 
just got my 3rd Steam 100%
nice, what one?
AI Limit
y know, at one point I considered purchasing a hacked ps vita 
Playing Zero Escape The Nonary Games on mine
Now I remember why I don't like Virtue's Last Reward
Not exactly. I wanted to patch Phantasy Star Nova with eng translation on mine but my PC couldn't detect the SD card on the vita. Went through several webs and threads only to find out...!
all I had to do was press select on Vitashell app...
also my right analog is very crunchy
for some reason
in my country's case, they're sold at the same price as the day it launched. For whatever reason.
Oh god that one hurts 
Oh I’ve done worse two weeks ago
I reinstalled entire steamOS TWICE thinking it was having some issues…
…only to realize that a game I was playing was just acting up
Steamos was fine
Cleaned my whole steam deck
Did a factory reset
Re-downloaded my games
Still had issues
Reformatted the whole thing again
Flashed steamOS from a separate drive
Downloaded my games again
Oh would you look at that
It’s this unsupported game that’s the issue
Who would’ve thought
Flushed? Omg like balatro
35 ye
...I found another troubleshooting nightmare with dumb solution!
Patching the game with ENG fan translation needed a repatch pluggin
Watched the tutorial step-by-step but there was an error
thonking
Ended up cross referencing OTHER tutorials to no avail
Only to realise it didn't work because I didn't delete the pluggin on the external memory and caused the one from internal memory to collide while opening the game
fun

speaking of other debugging nightmare
I seem to have a lot of these in the past few months
you know what
I don't have the energy
I'll tell it some other time
Listen
I’ve been doing some blending lately
Doing detective work for this sort of stuff is a daily occurance for me now
Remember
There’s a world of difference between clicking something, and alt-clicking something
Turns out alt-clicking a modifier applies that modifier…
to everything
idk the price on launch but dang, it's still pretty expensive here too for like 15 y.o console
exactly 
Where are you from again ?
I’m curious what place still stocks ps vitas
Correction, they stock hacked ps vitas
Ah
technically i'm neighbours with tidb
i live pretty close to the german border
dzien dobry
which, uh...
sure is a good source of some really inappropriate jokes 
guten tag
Rev up those Shield Saws, because the DOOM Slayer is back. As we count down the days until you can explore the twisted fantasy of DOOM: The Dark Ages, you’ll need the right tools to get the job done.
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those paddles were hugo's idea, i bet
also - doom 1 + 2 is getting a new physical release with a box that...
plays doom 
literally a game that plays itself
they call it the "will it run edition" and it's priced at
you guessed it
666 burgerbucks
that's kinda insane
the casette tapes though
those look SICK
wish they gave the game to you on a floppy too
this could be us
Deleted, famous and unknown, leagueoflegends.wav file from hit game ULTRAKILL
Now animated
ultrakill more like ultrasnore!!! (i tried the demo for like half an hour and SUCKED)
you mean the game or was it an yet another case of skill issue?
||i'm genuinelly asking cause i haven't played ultrakill yet||
||this game scares me||
actually
i should delete that last joke 
there we go 
it ain't even a boomer shooter
idk what words are
health…
OKAY
(i havent listened to anything else)
- SLAMS DESK *
HOW IN TF DID HAKITA GET HEALTH TO MAKE SUCH A BANGER FOR THIS GAME!?
its SO GOOD
this is my fave album of last year
the whole thing is just
well it's not a 10/10
it's not downward spiral
but it's a proper 8,5/10
the best comment i've seen was someone calling it "a downward spiral for people with a low attention span" and that person couldn't be more accurate 
missed their previous europe tours and will miss the ones this summer as well, i feel like by the time they come around here agin it'll be even more depressed
oh shush
i'm gonna miss what will probably be NIN's last gig in poland
trent's pushing 60
i'm still mad about this
oh no
they are going to play in germany though
no, wait
that's denmark
no, wait
it's berlin
i'm dum
and kinda 
i saw the DE and i was like wha
Yeah i just wont have the time at that… time

i still wish trent did some more game soundtracks
his work on quake is legendary
dude just dipped and dashed on games and went on to score some indie movies and * checks notes *
...animated pixar movies?
hey whatever floats your creative boat
Doesnt he have like two oscars
yeah and he got a grammy for shouting fist f-
really loud
dude is just an enigma
and a statue in the rock and roll hall of fame for a gig where he performed covered head to toes in human feces
i love this band
but yeah - bideo gaems
try falling asleep to the quake 1 OST @clear python
it's gonna be fun 
especially that one track which sounds like a bunch of maggots eating the flesh behind your right ear 
didn't he not like the vibes of quake 2
something like "this game has no soul"
i guess, if civvie is to be believed
although quake 2 really did have a different kind of mood and sonic mayhem
aka: sasha di-cantspellthathere-cian
fits that mood really well
made one hell of an OST
it's just - you know
quake 2 
"I was even asked to do Quake II and III, but the direction was to do music that would amp you up to play, and that doesn‘t interest me that much." - Trent Reznor, 2000
I guess id and him just had creative differences
yeah but they're as respectful as "creative differences" usually go in this industry
don't forget - NIN went to ID for quake 1 - not the other way around
they were both just really big fans of each other
they were both rockstars of their industries
well, they made cassette tapes, okay
at this point, also, i kinda feel bad about cacodaemons becoming a "cute mascot" of series.. it doesn't feel right to shoot them now
all caps or no caps. Demo available now on Steam and PS5.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/UNBEATABLE/
https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/10009766/
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discord: https://discord.gg/dcellgames
Woooooooooo
This feels…
Like it wants to do what dustborn tried to do but… good?
This genuinely looks fun
I've played the first demo. It is fun
I now have the energy to talk about this
For context, I have Intel Arc B580.
This game, Honkai Star Rail, would restart the whole PC after playing like 20 mins. It runs fine. No stutters and no nothing. Just sudden restart after a few battles. No other games do this. It's just this game. Surprise (or not surprising at all), it's a driver bug issue thingy that to this day still haven't been solved. The best thing I could do then was to contact the dev and intel 
Fast forward to now, I discovered a workaround -- that is to change PCIE from auto to gen 3 in the bios. Someone in a thread said they got it working with a PCIE gen 3 riser. And it works now.
Did the devs or Intel had actual answers for you
no to both
well actually
intel said they couldn't replicate the issue with the newest driver
but I've seen some peeps having trouble installing newest driver
so I'mma stay where I'm at
@ocean iris mate
You won’t believe what I’m playing right now
wut
playing Marathon before playing any Halo is wild
but I mean
all 3 marathon games are free on steam
I played halo
a bungie shooter :3
What do you mean
halo and marathon are bungie shooters
Oh that
Yeah I didn’t quite like halo
Like - I kinda get why it’s so beloved and such
But I wanted to experience the insanity of marathon first hand
Honestly ?
This is pretty cool so far
Very important news
What
Bot!
It’s just a single link
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO MANY ATTACHMENTS!?
Im gonna do it the mom way
Now it works 
holy cow and it's already sold at like $95
I don't think I believe that...
If that thing drifts it will be a loss to all parties involved
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
nah its that old dead baby joke
It’s just a gift that keeps on giving
I AM GOING TO EXPLODE
Muh blender just crashed on compositing…
After rendering a single 4k frame for 30 minutes

ahh lmao. I didnt get it
"There's a war you don't see.The one fought in the shadows. The war beneath the war.”
Command an elite squad through a gritty and authentic story set during the twilight of the Clone Wars in STAR WARS Zero Company™, a single-player turn-based tactics game developed by Bit Reactor in collaboration with Respawn Entertainment and Lucasfilm Gam...
I cracked up on the hidden war monologue. Imagined Kronk saying that.
"Ah yes, a war you don't see."
"The one fought in shadows."
"The war beneath the war."
"A war that's won with the right strategy."
tiktok kids are mad its turn based
me as an X-COM enjoyer, Im excited
I just hope it wont be 70 bucks and will be complex
yeah i'm watching the trailer right now, and
a star wars game that isn't your regular third-person action slop with token RPG mechanics and barebones stealth?
||take a guess which one i was describing there lmao||
lawl
like - was scrolling through this channel earlier
saw that trailer
saw "star wars" and "ea" in the same sentence and i didn't even click it
but now you have my curiosity
or the difficulty 
maybe that's good
i can't afford to smash another keyboard on the ground
worst bit of gamer rage in my life, i swear
its gonna be the only game where it makes sense enemies miss you
XCOM isn't difficult if you reload your save every 2 minutes. Skill issue!
iirc its randomized
or at least very tedious to save scum

screw blender
i'm off to play some marathon
In case you want to support my efforts in locating old and obscure music:
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80530327
god this OST is great
AAAAAAAAA

alright, okay - mad bim time
the next person that puts a blindingly white anything in a pitch-black game that's best played at night should be will be banned from making video games
it's like getting flashbanged by the namco bandai logo in dark souls
or the mohjang red logo in minecraft
Give me the shotgun, you glorified doorknob!
durandal didn't give me a shotgun 
man @ocean iris
imagine if proper marathon had terminals that looked like this
https://youtu.be/N4Jv5H3_yAo?si=vtchQDaI5NagoFmh
From the creators of Halo and Destiny comes Marathon, a team-based extraction shooter. Get an early look at the Runner Reboot sequence in this introduction cinematic. This cinematic is still Alpha and not final.
Choose your Runner and scavenge the lost colony of Tau Ceti IV for fortune, power, and answers to Tau Ceti's secrets.
Sign up for...
also - based on this trailer i can tell you exactly when this new "marathon" takes place
2886
92 years after marathon 1
leela says in 1 that it would take 92 years for the distress signal to reach earth
i just had that bit a few hours ago
i got the demo for schedule I today and im enjoying it more than I thought I would
i know no one here cares but after getting sidetracked by 489372982 things for genuinely months i finally finished (the EASIER version!) my dragon mount 😭😭 slowest gamer alive award 🏆
Is this one of dem monster hoonter games ?
Good mornin 
who up getting they roller dromed
Ayyyy
Tell me how it goes 
i will!
nah i can't get into monhun, this is gw2. i realized yesterday i was nearly done with my perma dragon mount so i finally focused that and finished it after uh. idk ive been back for like 5 months lol it definitely does not take anywhere near that long usually. unless you're me i guess
There's too much text. Monster hoonters don't read
They unga
Or they bunga
the text in the middle also says what game it is 🙂
fallout 4.....but good?
oh carp they made disco elysium 2
Alexander Berezin is unironically one of my favorite artists
search for his artstation, it's a DELIGHT
man i can't wait for newblood's fallout thing
yeyeye
how's rollerdrome?
will start soon
the what
wtf you should be s-ranking OFB on civetta summit already
chop chop 👏
how's fear
oh yeah dave oshry want's to make his own isometric fallout-y rpg
with some actual dialogues and stats and prerendered everything
what's it called?
oh god it's a skating game i'm SO f'd
well... yeah?
what did you think this was? 
man it's such a shame we don't have a streaming channel here
i'd love to watch tidb epxeriencing this for the first time
phew what a question, possibly a pixel rpgmaker indie game that's about depression idk
also it looks gorgeous, now to figure out why resolution doesn't go beyond fhd
yeah that's the only technical gripe i have with this game
there's no antialiasing
and bodging it outside the game doesn't work well either because of the artstyle
but it sure is pwetty 
but then again - this stuff will run on anything
i was downsampling it from 1440p down to 800p on a steam deck
i'm pretty sure even my microwave has enough horsepower to get me through the tutorial and even my fridge boots to the title screen
found "Roll7 used Unity's multiplatform capabilities to ensure their dynamic action shooter shines at 4K 120 fps." while looking how to set the options and YES SIBLING I'D LIKE TO PLAY TOO
i love settings...
lmfao this is the worst, so unfortunate
some guy on sforums suggested to lower the frequency (below 60) so more resolutions are available and it kinda worked, and then I selected 4K and my monitor flashed green, then went back to some weird ultrawide thingie
now i started it again and my only options are 60 & 75 Hz and 720p and below LOL
config file it is...?
alt-tabbing back had the game on two monitors at once, but only one reacted to my mouse
Finally, there we go. Command line… now 4K
tidb
yakuza miko
was ist Eiersollbruchstellenverursacher
a device to put a line on your egg where it should break :)
its a blunt instrument
oh noooo it‘s got weapon switching this is gonna kill me
there's only 4 guns, you're gonna be fine
brother it took me around three years to switch weapons in dommy ternal
nah it's gonna be fine, trust me
tidb have you considered interacting with the world with anything other than weapons
why tho
see?
exactly
i own a musket for elevator small talk
just as founding fathers intended
those fathers didnt found you....
but their spirit lives in my heart 

also yeah rollerdrome is gorgeous. runs like a charm. like a proper comic. 200 years of ‚we‘ll just slap a postprocess toon shader on it‘ undone
makes me think of gungrave on ps2
thinking about that game gives me tremors in my hands
every time you shoot it vibrates like crazy
oh yeah black on ps2 had some crazy rumble
and 90% of this game is going full auto 
Gungrave, huh
Never had the chance to play it, only got to know it exists because of the PS4 game
Are...they good?
i have no idea how the ps4 game is. the ps2 one is lots of fun!
kinda arcadey 3rd person shooty game
you dont aim its more like shooting in devil may cry. and sometimes you deflect rockets back to the enemies
if you shoot good you build up your meters to use extremely anime super guns
Super recommended?
yeah. its an Experience™! gungrave overdose, especially
one of the playable characters is a guitar-toting guy with a pompadour
his name is Rocketbilly Redcadillac
you cant make this up
currently downloading my new personality from kara hassan
Alright then, can't say no to Rocketbilly Redcadillac
theres also gungrave anime. which i checked out after playing the overdose
truth be told the story in overdose wasnt really all that good. its got all the wacky characters and fights though so it is fun
but the anime wasnt anything like it at all
its a slow burn crime drama
wasnt expecting that. i was hooked
I'll be blunt, more often than not, I really don't care about the story of most of what I play, if the gameplay is good, that's all I'm there for
the one they made a tagline for this new marathon











