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clear python
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Bim

woven breach
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It does sound like he did dusa

fathom juniper
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yes i did KEKW

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if im not wasting time ranting here then i'm either at work, or...

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playing balatro dusa

clear python
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I‘m doing much better, trying to finish satisfactory

next patio
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The inevitable hearts debuffed blind:

fathom juniper
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nah i got that one first

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so chances for it returning were slim

next patio
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Oh gaming

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I don't think they repeat in the first 8 antes anyways

fathom juniper
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yeah looks like it

next patio
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One time I had a kings build and had to reroll the "face cards are debuffed" but it rolled into the suit debuff zaglol

fathom juniper
next patio
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And didn't have the upgraded voucher so it was gg

fathom juniper
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blueprint

next patio
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Nice

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Wait why copy erosion then

fathom juniper
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so i had blueprint and brainstorm hugging bloodstone

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every time you play a heart card bloodstone has 50% chances of adding x1,5 mult

next patio
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No yeah Ik how that works
But your brainstorm is copying erosion

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It copies leftmost joker

fathom juniper
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OH MY GOD

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i thought it was copying the one to the left

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like blueprint

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fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

next patio
fathom juniper
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wait

next patio
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You want blueprint at leftmost so bt copies blueprint

fathom juniper
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so can i use brainstorm to target blueprint?

next patio
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Yup

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Then blueprint copies bloodstone

fathom juniper
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so hang on
so bloodstone pops
then blueprint pops
then brainstorm?

next patio
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They all roll the 50% individually

fathom juniper
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yeah

next patio
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But yeah you can 1.5^3 if lucky

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Or get oops, all 6s!

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Also red seals or stuff like sock n buskin/hack also helps

fathom juniper
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oh yeah

fathom juniper
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i didn't even really want that glass card
picked it up just because it could come in handy eventually
then on that boss blind i played a crap hand just to get rid of those face down cards
and then both jokers hit that glass card PES_Lul

next patio
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Amazing

fathom juniper
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BLUE STAKE CONQUERED!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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it was genuinelly easier than black stake

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or maybe i just got lucky

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also
i unlocked 90% of the entire collection in just 3 days

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i love this game PES_CowboyLove

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fathom juniper
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yeah i can't wait to play with it

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the initial premise sounds wack

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"a post-apocalyptic setting, zooming in on ground zero. it's a phone with balatro on it"

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y-yeah
localthunk knows

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that's how we're all gonna perish lmao

ocean iris
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i have balatro installed from my friends' library, im scared to boot it up

next patio
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Do it

next patio
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Become one of the friends of jimbo

fathom juniper
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make no mistake
jimbo isn't your friend

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he wants to hurt you

ocean iris
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Enough people wanna hurt me brah

fathom juniper
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yeah
what's one more, ey?

ocean iris
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Im sticking with Valorant, Helldivers, Warframe and Halo 💔

clear python
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bravo kojimbo

ocean iris
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Im very disappointed Kojima didnt take over TGA again

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Others might be happy I know I aint

ANOTHER YEAR OF RADIO SILENCE

clear python
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dw, next year it‘s all silksong

ocean iris
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at least that

ocean iris
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LMAO

fathom juniper
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i love this post

lost igloo
lofty owl
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I was kinda excited to try Balatro when I was first told about it here, but now I'm scared to even buy it

fathom juniper
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I WON THE PURPLE STAKE!

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jesus christ that was so tense PES_BoiStop

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and there's two more difficulty levels to go

fathom juniper
next patio
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I only played enough stakes to unlock plasma lol

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I prefer doing high score stuff

fathom juniper
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im missing only one deck

next patio
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I used a 2nd profile to test a seed on erratic deck

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Which has a full deck of 10 of spades lmfao

next patio
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💀

fathom juniper
next patio
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I'm at blue stake still lol

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I'm just balling with plasma deck

fathom juniper
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ah

next patio
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Hex + ankh?

fathom juniper
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yeah

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so now i have to keep them separated so they don't kill each other lmao

next patio
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Tbh might as well just sac one

fathom juniper
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one has +22
the other one has +26
and both have x1,5

next patio
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Yeah but managing them seems like a pain

fathom juniper
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yeah one of them is about to die
i don't have any jokes to spare

humble briar
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This is such a cool special offer from Heart Machine!

fathom juniper
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screw it

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poly misprint lets go

next patio
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As long as it carries through the early antes lol

fathom juniper
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it's eternal PES_BoiStop

clear python
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doom?

fathom juniper
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i wish

fathom juniper
dusty ridge
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so I have this thing where I truly do love the concept of airships
steampunk air pirates the like
but truthfully there arent any good airship games
Ive played a few indie games that tried like Black Skylands but that game had a weird 1.00 release that made an average game become pretty bad
Outside of old jrpgs like Skies of Arcadia and Trails in the Sky there just arent any good ones
so serious question, are there any good airship games I havent played yet

hybrid jetty
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dusty ridge
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that actually looks really good

twin yarrow
dusty ridge
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airships solely isnt required id just like them to be an important part of the setting/gameplay

stable kindle
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cannot help with the airship dilemma but billie bust up got rec'd to my feed again for the first time in a while and woooww if they ever finish it its gonna be crazy lol the updates on this stage are nutty (previous version had the boss, barnaby, mostly just bobbing his head along with the music so he has much more character now)
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wishing the best for this lil game

dusty ridge
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Is it still only the one stage they have shown off

dusty ridge
stable kindle
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as far as i understand theres more of the game available to play if you subscribe to their patreon but you're only allowed to post two stages

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which is barnaby's boss fight and fantoccio's boss fight

lost igloo
ocean iris
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god i hate xcom2 so much

fathom juniper
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souls games made me break a few controllers

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xcom is the only game that made me smash the entire keyboard on the ground

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i've never been so mad before or after

fathom juniper
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it was still plugged in too
just yoinked it and

woven breach
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So

signal kayak
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Yeah, I'll save my sanity and not play XCOM

woven breach
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Playing Balatro
Playing abandoned deck
Found Baron Joker early into the game
Bought cause rare
It took me until I beat ante 8 boss to realize I cannot proc it

signal kayak
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HWAT

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(remind me what the deck and that joker both do?)

woven breach
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Abandoned deck is no face cards

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Baron joker gives 1.5x mult on each King held on hand

signal kayak
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Congratulations, you played yourself

woven breach
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but I won with other available jokers so

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yay

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it is so funny

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and I need some sleep

next patio
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Lmfaooo

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The other day saw someone get triboulet on abandoned deck (k & q give x2 mult)

signal kayak
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Legendary jokers can only be obtained via the Soul card, iirc, right?

next patio
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Yup

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And only shows up rarely on arcana/spectral booster packs

signal kayak
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Le ouch

fathom juniper
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what are your best strats for getting crapton of points under a tight budget?

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i'm on day 3 of trying to beat the orange stake dusa

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
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oh yeah
abandoned and checkered are actually quite useful

next patio
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Checkered is comfy

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But I like ghost deck the most probably

lost igloo
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First joker I got was one that gave me a card with a seal at the start of every round, so I just filled the deck with everything

fathom juniper
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Oh nu

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Ono how terrible

fathom juniper
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OH YOU ABSOLUTE-

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Just let me win, jimbo!

signal kayak
fathom juniper
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Yeah

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Also
That 25% chance is bull

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It feels more like 10%

next patio
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Iirc there's a mod that adds the wheel of hope joker

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That gives like x0.5 per failed wheel

fathom juniper
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ocean iris
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god damn

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kingdom come 2 looks amazing

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really captured the eastern european countryside well

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is the first one as good looking as this?

fathom juniper
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wait
2 already came out?

fathom juniper
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that view almost feels like home

ocean iris
ocean iris
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reminds me of my hiking trips near my village

fathom juniper
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yeah

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im glad to see they didn't fall for the white lines and blurry backgrounds UI meme

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the ui in the first game is just gorgeous
so intricate
full of satisfying clicky things and tiny little details

next patio
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Don't tell me you used dna on the needle

fathom juniper
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no

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not this time

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but man
i can't stop humming and whistling that balatro song

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it's such an earbug

next patio
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Yeah

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Did you hear the version in the game awards

fathom juniper
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i did...

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...kinda

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it was like 5 seconds long

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that flute guy was playing his heart out

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god bless his soul

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btw

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yesterday i went shopping
and i wanted to listen to the balatro theme

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but since it's not on spotify i booted up youtube

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it's nice and chill
pretty comfy

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anyways - i got to the grocers
got all i needed
and then i went for a 4pack of beer PES2_HappyBeer

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and i kid you not - the second i grabbed that 4 pack youtube switched from that balatro theme to...
the cybergrind music from ultrakill keksplosion

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felt like a 💩 post made real

clear python
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me entering the zabka with a ultrakill on my ears and playing subway surfers the entire time

fathom juniper
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listen
as someone who worked at żabka...

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there's no music that fits that place better than the ultrakill ost

clear python
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i love poland...

fathom juniper
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i love germany

clear python
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we dont have zabkas unfortunately... lots of kiosks but those really only sell snacks

fathom juniper
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yeah i kinda miss those old fashioned kiosks

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WAIT A MINUTE

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i thought it was just a tiny dude with a really big head

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doing the michael reeves pose

clear python
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joker kraken

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im the joker baby

ocean iris
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i love me some UI's with a theme

fathom juniper
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today's theme is...
"""""minimalism"""""

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as in - minimal detail
but maximal pointless info clutter

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ye
that's the modern way

ocean iris
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another day another UI showing the player character in the middle and inventory options

fathom juniper
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with the entire screen split into three panels

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and all items in them are squares

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god - bungie has A LOT to answer for with what they unleshed with destiny

clear python
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i love it when games slow you down trying to start gaming with the 'press any button to continue' title screen with the slowest fadeout possible

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and the title screen is the most boring uninteresting thing you've ever seen

fathom juniper
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well - you see
usually i would bite
agree and rant

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BUT

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mirror's edge exists

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with the best example of just that
how to do that well

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i used to have the game running just so i could have that title screen as a screensaver

ocean iris
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Especially Reach

clear python
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kinda unfair to just drop mirror's edge..... the goat..................

fathom juniper
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my beloved

clear python
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best looking 3d game ever

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digitalfoundry in shambles

fathom juniper
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explain to me
why can't we have baked lighting like that anymore?

clear python
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artstyle doesnt exist

fathom juniper
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actually
don't

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i already know the answer

ocean iris
fathom juniper
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but...

clear python
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what the hell is art direction

fathom juniper
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remake had pre-rendered backgrounds

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i know what you mean
but it's a completely different story

ocean iris
fathom juniper
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and enemy AI

ocean iris
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I think peak graphical fidelity was MGSV, the characters looked realistic but also had a specific artstyle, same as Death Stranding, thanks to Yoji Shinkawa

clear python
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I also quite liked DE:MD but it didn't quite stick with me. Like we had the entire 'east european city with futuristic inserts' already in HL2. And le epic brutalism doesn't elevate it

ocean iris
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I love games that age so well

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RE1 Remake isnt too rough and experimental and isnt too modern to struggle running

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It looks perfect

fathom juniper
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oh it's artstyle does so much more than what you just described there

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i don't wanna get into this right now
cause it's late and im tired

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but consider this
my personal red-hot take

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you know how "an indie game about depression" is almost a meme now?

clear python
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yea

fathom juniper
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well - mankind divided is the best AAA game about depression

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and 99.pie% of it comes from it's artstyle

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next time you play it think about why it didn't stick with you the first time around

clear python
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99% not gonna replay it (bc 50% of my playtime was looking at adam jensen in the subway)

fathom juniper
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is it because it's not doing anything remakable?
or is it because it's deliberately trying to portray the emotional equivalent of watching the paint dry

fathom juniper
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they fixed it, don't worry

clear python
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ngl i dont even know if this is honest, irony or cynicism lmfao

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I think it's more because of the rest of the game not sticking with me. I still think they're fine games but I never got really invested into the story

fathom juniper
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oh in MD it's 100% intentional

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this feeling of being completely disconnected from anything that's happening

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it's really hard to put into words
especially after midnight, three beers in dusa

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but trust me - once you realize it's there

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once you realize it's intentional
the whole game shifts

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it was a bold move, i'll admit
and by the looks of it - it didn't pan out

clear python
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I also feel like MD could fall into the category of hi-fi 3D games that show you a lot of cool set pieces but there's always just background. I haven't played it in a looooong time ofc but I sometimes get this feeling where games have a gorillion assets but all you do is run right past them. Doom Eternal felt a bit like that (extreme example) but like, think of BF3/4 campaigns (people do play them) - it's not like they have any art direction but I can't imagine 500 artists spending so many combined work-years to model the most generic uninteresting stuff ever

fathom juniper
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unless it wasn't intentional and i found something there by accident

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which is possible

fathom juniper
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it's like "wooooow - look at all those cool places you won't be visiting"
cool - thanks, i guess PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp

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it sure is a pretty backdrop for my square levels

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but in MD it's like...
sure - the macro scale is eyecatching
but the micro - what's on the ground next to you - is just as important for both the writing and gameplay

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like yeah - there's a pretty sunset out there, but have you seen how meticulously detailed all the rooms are?
have you seen all this hand-place clutter?

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you know what i mean?

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or am i just rambling?

clear python
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I think I get you, that's what I kinda meant in my previous message and something I've been thinking about for some time. Generally, I found myself to not quite care about all this auxilliary storytelling for some reason. If I got to that setpiece in MD where a bunch of monitors are arranged in an artistic way, I don't think of why it was done this way or possible symbolism. Maybe I was burned by too many games that didn#t put any effort in lmao

fathom juniper
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yeah
maybe that's the reason why you missed out on all this stuff

fathom juniper
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jensen's apartment and 5 stages of grief

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in human revolution it's the first two stages - anger and denial
from lots of empty whisky bottles and general mess to a broken mirror in the bathroom ||which was done both for storytelling and optimisation cause this way they didn't have to do reflections dusa ||

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in mankind divided it's the last two stages - depression and acceptance
everything is grey and dull, nothing is broken just slightly unkempt
the first thing you do there is take a sad shower (which serves no gameplay purpose - it's there just for extra flavor)
and after that you just... get to work
completely devoid of emotion, just going through the notions

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like - this is just a single example
it's really, really subtle

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but once you know it's there and start looking for it it's like

clear python
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yeah for me it's prolly a combination of my mind being already quite occupied with the very basic gameplay. like i'm still relatively new to gaming and so i cant take in the whole picture or don't know what i have to look out for. That's why I wanna replay bioshock infinite because i have no clue if it was any good

fathom juniper
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first of all

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deus ex
very basic gameplay

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im going to bed XD

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nah but seriously though
i get what you mean
and in terms of bioshock infinite... your milage may vary

clear python
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i mean, just the basics of navigating the world lmfao

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not that the game has very basic gameplay

fathom juniper
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i used to love this game, but as the honeymoon ended i started seeing the cracks and it's just...
not even in the same league as the first one

clear python
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yeah i read a lot of bad stuff about infinite since then that's why i'm interested (and don't wanna parrot twitter opinions)

fathom juniper
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it is a good game, but...
it probably could've been better if it wasn't a bioshock, you know what i mean?

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well there's a lot of stuff it does well

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like the combat
it finally stopped lying to itself about being a full blown im-sim

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the first bioshock is jank
but there isn't enough freedom in it to justify that jank imho

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so infinite had to chose either a: more loosy-goosy approach that would allow more freedom in gameplay
or b: a tighter, more responsive but simpler gameplay loop

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so they picked b and made... an actually pretty damn good shooter

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the artstyle is great, skylines are awesome, characters are actually really well rounded || 🥬 my beloved PES_CowboyLove || and it's got some really good pacing and some rather memorable moments

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but as you can probably predict - there's the other side of this coin
the bads
which is... everything else i didn't mention there cause i don't want to spoil it

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i still recommend replaying it

clear python
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mainly interested how it fares thematically, saw people call it an enlightened centrist narrative

fathom juniper
clear python
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also on the whole story/ending because it came out at a time where everyone wanted le epic complicated ending that needs fifty video essays explaining it

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more complicated = better. interstellar best movie of all time

fathom juniper
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EXACTLY

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i used to be like "oh man this game is so freakin smart" and what not

clear python
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LOL YES

fathom juniper
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but as the time went on
nah - it's not half as smart as it pretends to be

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and in the second half the story goes so far up it's own ass...
it's like a weird ue3-powered uroboros of gaming

clear python
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HOW CAN YOU WRITE THOSE WORDS AND I GET WARNED

fathom juniper
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no way

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crap i forgot where i was going with this

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lsot my train of thought

clear python
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anyway that's why i'm also interested in burial at sea (2) because when i played it (like... ten years ago....) i thought it was quite cool because it connected columbia with rapture

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maybe i'll see it as forced retcon now, maybe not

fathom juniper
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yeah i didn't like the DLC

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which i got for free btw because i bought a boxed copy which was supposed to be translated to polish
but they didn't make it in time so they gave us codes for all DLCs as apology

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but the best thing is
i bought it like a month after the launch or something because when i added it to steam it downloaded the polish sub dusa

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so i got both

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still switched to english though

clear python
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hmm yes the only boxed game i own… overwatch…

fathom juniper
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obligatory "Overwatch is a game?" post dusa

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anyways
im off to bed before i get banned lmao

clear python
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tucks Bim in

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also kinda funny that you mention the five stages of grief as your first example because i dont wanna see that concept ever again lmao

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I like the game RiME which is very transparently just those five stages and while it greatly portrays them, it falls into the same trap of all the other media using those stages: they assume that those are logical steps that have to follow one after another so RiME doesn't even bother really explaining or connecting them. At first it's denial and then of course it's anger and then of course it's bargaining blah blah and it feels so stiff

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That's why I think MD's portrayal would still work bc it doesn't depend on those five specific stages but uses and merges whatever makes sense for the character

mystic wave
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Tidb I need your thoughts on something

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It concerns a narrative game

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that you haven't played yet.|| Yes this is a ploy to get you to 1000xresist ||

fathom juniper
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let me get 1000xmult first dusa

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we're... off to a great start today! PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp

fathom juniper
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ya know @clear python
all this talk yesterday suddenly made me crave some deus ex

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and not the first one, surprisingly
i've played that one to death

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but mankind divided
aka: the sad one

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i wonder how's the performance on the deck PES_Think

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that's pretty impressive for a handheld

ocean iris
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mfw dishonored crashed

fathom juniper
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you mean the game or the studio? dusa

clear python
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ah dishonored… aesthetic like MD but in grey

fathom juniper
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is it possible to have even more grey?

clear python
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le epic grimdark setting

fathom juniper
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it's not gridmark
mankind divided, i mean

clear python
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yeah i meant dishonored

fathom juniper
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ah

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well
is dishonored gridmark?

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i mean
viktor-freakin-antonov designed that town

clear python
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also a game i haven't played in a decade but yes I'd say so. The world is bad bad bad the people in there are bad and sad and everything is corrupt and rats eat people and it's bad bad and it gets even worse and the best ending is the hope that a 12 y/o can make things slightly less bad

fathom juniper
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okay fair enough

clear python
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that's why i appreciate disco elysium so much. ok not the sole reason why obviously but because it shows humanity in so many different interactions

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even though it would've been so easy to make it grimdark

fathom juniper
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anyways
im going back to the balatro grind

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day 4 of trying to beat the orange stake

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my friend is playing it
and i got it from his library KEKW

fathom juniper
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oh yeah
i grabbed one yesterday when i knew i was gonna fold on the last hand

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wanted to yeet that boss out the window in sheer frustration

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you can even grab jimbo on the game over screen

next patio
fathom juniper
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XD

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lmao

lost igloo
fathom juniper
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So…
I just got mankind divided for like 5 bucks

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Well
Let’s boot it up and see if my previous rant has any merit or if I’m just imagining things

fathom juniper
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Welp
She runs

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High detail, just ever so slightly below native res, locked 45 fps
With the added benefit of steam input

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This looks, performs and plays better on a freaking handheld than it did on a ps4 dusa

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Which could hold a 30 to save its life
At lower detail too

fathom juniper
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Jesus Christ PES_BoiStop

fathom juniper
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Oh man
I forgot how much the combat sucks in mankind divided PES_Lul

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At least on sticks

obsidian niche
rustic falcon
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huh

fathom juniper
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I know those new deus ex games like their triangle motif but come on

rustic falcon
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i thought she had her hands up but no its just messed up LOL

fathom juniper
# rustic falcon huh

Yeah I was screwing around with settings and turned on cloth physics mid dialogue and the game had a stroke for a sec and came up with this

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I left the area and came back and she’s still like that

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Yeah I’m gonna go now
Bye aPES_Leave

obsidian niche
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Minesweeper
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fathom juniper
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ok so i gotta talk about something that will touch on a rather... sensitive subject

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so i'm playing deus ex mankind divided, right?

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deus ex has always been political - no surprise there
but MD's main questline pretends to be super smart a tries to weave in... segregation in there PES_BoiStop

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the main gist is - at the end of previous game all augmented people went insane and started murdering everyone
and the sequel instead of writing itself out of this messy ending doubles down on it and compares it to... racism PES_BoiStop

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which is a metaphor i could spend all day poking holes in ||(mainly because people aren't born with miniguns for their arms)|| but i wouldn't be the first

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nah - what i wanna talk about is... level design
because despite the fact that this is a woefully misused and really clumsy metaphor, i gotta give them credit where credit is due - they tried to integrate it into gameplay itself in some interesting ways

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like - you're constantly being bugged, stopped at checkpoints for law to check your papers
and there are separate lines to the metro - one for "naturals" and one for "augs" - and if you use the wrong one the game forces you to sit trough a boring, unskipable cutscene where a security guy gets on you for using the wrong line

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they're really trying to get that clumsy point across

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both of those lines lead to the same place!

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tf is the point of any of that if they merge at the end?

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how am i supposed to know?

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god this game's main plot is such a freakin mess PES_Lul

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good thing it's got some of the best sidequests i've ever seen

fathom juniper
next patio
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Depends on which

fathom juniper
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this is why i switched to deus ex
i'm just tired of constantly losing at ante 6 on orange stake

fathom juniper
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ah, yes
all of them

next patio
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lmao

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yorick - just get extra discards/try to discard 5 cards everytime

fathom juniper
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oh come on bot

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whatever

next patio
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what did you even say

fathom juniper
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I DON'T KNOW

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it's not the first time PES_Lul

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i mean - okay
i kinda know, but it's still dumb it triggers the bot

clear python
next patio
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perkeo is prob the weirdest legendary to face but is basically a do anything you want

fathom juniper
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hey help me out here @next patio
what was the name of that vin diesel game?
the one set in butcher bay

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chronicles of something

fathom juniper
next patio
fathom juniper
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and it's like...
those maps are drop dead gorgeous
filled to the brim with intricate detail and tiny little stories

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but then it feels like there were some communication issues between deparments because if one implied something at 5/10
the other one took it to 11

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either marketing ||with that infamous "aug lives matter" campaign|| or the writers or whatever

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and it's just...
it's a mess

clear python
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lmfao

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good thing idont remember that

fathom juniper
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yeah you know what i remember the most of this game?
adam's thousand yard stare
the 000111010101 sidequest
the machine god, the harvester, malik's note, ||the cryopod||, and regular, optional talks with delara

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meaning - side stuff

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that stuff is - and i'm not overreacting here - 10/10

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those small, personal stories

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it's like they took criticism of the previous game
meaning - it had like 6 sidequests, and only two of them were worth a damn
and went above and beyond just improving that

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seriously FeelsClapMan
out-freaking-standing job
this game is worth playing just for it's sidequests

fathom juniper
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now pay attention cause for dumb reasons i can only say that name once before it gets deleted

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see?

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that was the joke
that was what i wanted you to say

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now i gotta pipe down before i get suspended for swearing again PES_Lul

next patio
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lmfao

fathom juniper
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exactly

next patio
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had to use nvidia shadow play to see it zaglol

fathom juniper
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i'm going back to deus keks aPES_Leave

clear python
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you buy games on sale and never play them, i buy games in bundles and never play them. we are not the same

fathom juniper
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i rarely even buy games

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i just wait for my friend to buy them, not play them
and then i just yoink them from his steam library

clear python
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yeah i had a (polish) friend who i activated family sharing three times with bc he kept switching between distros

fathom juniper
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yeah old family sharing was a bit clunky

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the new one is way better

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shush you didn't see that typo PES_Lul

rustic falcon
clear python
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noooo

worthy dome
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lol the entire switch2 and its skus and stuff have leaked online and nintendo is like... announcing......the lego game boy

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i'm just happy it's an improved switch and not some wii u nightmare

fathom juniper
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switch 2 and it's what?

mystic wave
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skus.

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you know

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like when you

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skussing around in balatro

fathom juniper
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doing what?

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what game have you been playing? dusa

mystic wave
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idk i dont play balatro GETALOADOFTHISEMOTE

lofty owl
fathom juniper
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nah it's even dumber than that

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carnivores are carnivores
they're born carnivores

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meanwhile in MD...
you're not born with a cloaking aug and steamdeck-sized wrist blades embeded in your arms

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or 8k eyes with 10 times optical zoom and xray vision

lofty owl
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If you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best! zagsad

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Sorry, I'm just spouting dumb lines

clear python
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you're always the best, packrat...

fathom juniper
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...at posting reacts under every post dusa

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also i just realized something
about MD, that is

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how the hell are all those augs in ghettos now?
those are the same rich people that could afford all this fancy experimental tech just two years prior

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ah, nevermind
my neighbour is about to become a machine god

clear python
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my neighbor becomes a machine god usually at 6am on a saturday

fathom juniper
jade yacht
woven breach
fathom juniper
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I put my blueprint face down and I end my turn.

woven breach
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go fish

fathom juniper
signal kayak
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Le fishé au chocolat

dusty ridge
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I finally figured out which box in my basement had my 3DS and it reminded me that tomodachi life exists

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Haven't thought about that game in forever

fathom juniper
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Is that the one with that goofy text to speech singing mini game ?

dusty ridge
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Yes

fathom juniper
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OH THAT'S SO FREAKIN COOL!

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guys check this out

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so i was playing MD, enjoying the scenery and checking out all the ads for the fake movies and brands and such

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i was like hang on a minute this name sounds familiar

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and sure enough - i was right
i got this girl's fake permits in my inventory

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which on one hand - is super cool
i absolutely love the attention to detail in those games

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on the other hand, however
it makes the upcoming sidequest even sadder PES_Hands

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the detective work you get to do in this game is just amazing
no other word to describe it

fathom juniper
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man it's still blowing my mind that i have a game this open, this intricate and this gorgeous running so well on a cheapo handheld

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i love this steam deck PES_CowboyLove

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i just wish it wouldn't compress my screenshots to hell and back

clear python
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acronym...

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
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Anyways I just got filled with 45 acp for accidentally flushing someone’s cybertoilet dusa

clear python
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relatable

fathom juniper
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i hate it when that happens

fathom juniper
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It’s right there!

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Oh my god PES_BoiStop

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I wanted to see if the npc is actually smart enough to go there after playing a scene like that
Turns out they’re not that smart PES_Lul

fathom juniper
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Seriously though - one of the best parts of this game is behind this door

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man
MD sure has many flaws, but characters and dialogues ain't any of them

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this stuff is just PES_Ok

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it's one of those really, really rare examples where i could recommend playing the game even on the lowest difficulty just to get all thestealth/combat/whatever out of the way faster

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but i won't cause that stuff is good too
second best in the series

hybrid jetty
#

interesting - I assume the original's your #1?

fathom juniper
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yup
obviously

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i mean - it has an amazing rando mod that left me rolling on the floor laughing last time i played it KEKW
so of course it's my number 1

hybrid jetty
#

I honestly haven't played mankind divided but I love the og and really liked human revolution

I know MD had some issues but not really sure what people didn't like about it as much

fathom juniper
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well...
it feels a bit disjointed
like bits of it are missing and they stitched it all together

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especially in the overarching narrative

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and the fact that they really screwed up their main theme
their main talking poin in this one

hybrid jetty
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ahh

fathom juniper
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basically - it's 2 years after human revolution and it's god awful "all augs are zombies now" final level
and instead of trying to write themselves out of that mess of an ending they doubled down on it

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so everyone's anti-aug now, there's a lot of talk about politicians passing anti-aug bills and what not
augmented people are being rounded up in ghettos or just being homeless

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and the game compares it to...
actual real life segregation PES_BoiStop

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which - don't get me wrong
deus ex has always been political
probably the most political series out there
and old games used to mix that with some absurd conspiracy theories and honest to god grey aliens at area 51 PES_Lul

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it was a bit tongue in cheek and that worked

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but this one takes this dumb idea and it just...
it does not work at all

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i was thinking about this today, actually
and i realized that they could make this work if they just... toned it down a bit

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if they could only stop comparing this whole situation to racism - cause it makes no freakin sense - and focus on other things happening
like the terrorist attacks led by an augmented group

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that already puts people of prague on edge
just focus on that - that's a more reasonable angle for this conflict

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drop this dumb "ghetto for rich people" idea cause it makes no sense either
if this was DE1 they would show those rich people as the only group that actually landed on their feet after the incident

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it's like
like they had some really cool ideas there but then the marketing team cranked it up to 11 for their ridiculous marketing campaign and then there was no turning back so the game's script had to follow
you know what i mean?

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and the worst part is - if you ignore this overarching plot and focus on smaller stuff
sidequests, environmental storytelling, dialogues, optional interactions
all that stuff is amazing

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there's some stellar writing there
some real talent on display in those parts of the game

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so the issues i described earlier don't come from the lack of talent
there's something else going on there

fathom juniper
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for all that entails
good and bad PES_Lul

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...doesn't play in the machine god sidequest
and instead plays in a different side-sidequest WITH NO COMBAT is criminal and someone should go to jail for putting it there

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seriously it's like 2 guys in a square room and i knocked both of them out with a single button press before the cool music even kicked in
wtf

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btw @hybrid jetty - did you know deus ex 1 had a co-op mod?

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and you can combine it with gmdx AND the rando mod for tripple levels of jank? dusa

hybrid jetty
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I knew about the coop mod but I actually didn't know about rando

fathom juniper
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oh rando is great
it's so, so well made

hybrid jetty
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I think I've had MD for like a billion years I just never played it lol
many such cases

fathom juniper
#

it has twitch integration and dark souls-y bloodstains

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like - you can die at one point in the game and then i can see a little skull in my game and when i hover over it it says "here lies dr. perplexed" or something

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which - of course - some goofball had to play this system and named his character "your mom"
went to paul's apartment and killed himself on his bed

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so when i got there and looked at that skull hovering over paul's bed it said "here lies your mom" KEKW

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absolute legend

hybrid jetty
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lmfao

fathom juniper
#

and when i started the game the game spawned me with a knife, a pack of cigs and an end-game plasma rifle...
INSIDE gunther's prison cell

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you know - the guy you're supposed to break out dusa

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gave me a pat on the back and off you go
good luck!

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and i was like "ah - this is gonna be one of them mods"

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i solved a hostage situation using a pack of soy food, blew up half of lebedev's airport by accident (ana included), met the RE4 merchant on the rooftops of paris, found a handful of grey aliens in a crack den and mandarley turned into a pidgeon at one point

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10/10
best randomizer mod ever made

lone robin
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ULTRAKILL's depiction of sisyphus is a lot different lol

humble briar
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rustic falcon
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wow that was instantaneous! i just got the email lol

fathom juniper
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You want me to call the ambulance?
Or an exorcist ?

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This game is literally disintegrating in front of my very eyes

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I just saw a dude that was like…
Reversed rayman

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All arms and legs and no torso

hybrid jetty
#

one of the most horrifying visual bugs I've ever witnessed was in (surprise surprise) fallout 4

a settler that was in some power armor decided to get out of it
but moments after stepping out, their skeleton morphed back to fit the proportions of the power armor

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second only to an issue I had with a (surprise surprise) skyrim mod that would cause transforming back into a human from werewolf form to stick the werewolf's hollow head and arms over my character

fathom juniper
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Oh the slenderman bug

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I’ve seen worse

fathom juniper
hybrid jetty
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i haven't, no

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actually I think I might have played the first one like forever ago

fathom juniper
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OH BOY

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let me get to my pc then
I gotta dig up a screenshot from like 15 years ago

dense shard
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yo, i js finished hades and loved, will i like hades 2? if so why

rustic falcon
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yes, story is a direct sequel but the vibe is totally different
gameplay feels tighter and more involved too

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
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anyways - just cause
this fun, bright, cheesy, campy spy-em-up somehow ended up having the creepiest bug i've personally seen

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i didn't know what caused this bug at the time, but now that i'm thinking about it - i'm suspecting some kind of memory leak
some weird overflow

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because here's what happened

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so there's this mustache-twirling evil dictator dude there, right?
he's the main villain and his propaganda posters are all over the place

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one time i was playing the game, i was doing some proper hours in it
and then the weirdest bug happened when i tried to enter a new city

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i'm guessing that the game tried to load in a bunch of new textures for that city but some kind of overflow happened because instead of saving those textures in a designated place in memory it got one in some sort of buffer - probably a part of memory used for storing post processing stuff

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because as soon as i entered that city, the game loaded the texture for one of those posters and BAM
plastered it all over my screen

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this 128/128 square crap-eating grin stretched all over my 16/9 screen

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sudden dictator jumpscare KEKW

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it was like some cursed sonic.exe crap

clear python
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i love that you can bait bim into wasting time. Just say any game and he‘ll load it up and play for a week

fathom juniper
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that's not true

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you can't do that with mirror's edge catalyst

clear python
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you should get into final fantasy

fathom juniper
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i played some

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and i'd rather stick with alcohol, thanks

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somehow seems healthier and cheaper dusa

clear python
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the polish solution

fathom juniper
#

very poor combination of words lmao

lofty owl
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TFW we'll never get catgirl Bim in FFXIV zagsad

clear python
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any catgirls in chat

rustic falcon
fathom juniper
#

so i just got to the utulek complex in mankind divided

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the aug ghetoo
most famous - or infamous - location of this game

#

you get there via plane
and man... this just made me realize how much i miss the bee

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and faridah

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deus ex always had cool pilots that take you from one mission or another

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and yeah - the one in this game is kinda cool too, i guess

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but he's nothing compared to faridah from HR

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and her plane - the bee

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like - we all dropped our non-lethal runs in HR for faridah - that's how good that bit was

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i doubt anyone would do that for chikane in MD PES_Lul

dense shard
twin yarrow
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FFXIV is actually one of the best mmos i've ever played, no matter how you look at it

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maybe only seconding to TESO

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and only because that universe is much more familiar

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but you can't pet other people's pets in TESO

lofty owl
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/pet /handover

delicate karma
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Have you guys played sotc

fathom juniper
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Unless ||some belltower aholes shoot faridah’s plane down and light it up with full auto from all possible direction while she’s still inside ||
Then I’m going full lethal dusa

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One of the highlights of HR

clear python
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that sequence is so dorky i love it

fathom juniper
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Dorky?

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I thought it’s awesome

clear python
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i just find a bazillion mercs shooting at a target right in the middle objectively funny

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With the static snipers too. Cartoonish. (I saved her)

fathom juniper
#

Oh yeah in that case
Yeah

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It’s especially goofy if you try to do this non lethal because they’re all going full auto and then the game plays those super sneaky takedown animations dusa

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Btw
Do you know what happens if you don’t save her?

clear python
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death, i assume!

fathom juniper
#

Well yeah
But then || few hours later you can find her corpse at that gang that deals in black market augs ||

clear python
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neat!

fathom juniper
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They literally ||just stripped her dead body of all the metal she had and just left her ragdolling on the operating table ||

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I went on a killing spree after seeing this dusa

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Yeah stuff gets grim real fast in those games

fathom juniper
#

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rustic falcon
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woah

fathom juniper
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it sounds so goofy

rustic falcon
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i will listen in a moment

fathom juniper
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please do dusa

rustic falcon
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im out of food and i dont want to get groceries so i am ordering pizza LOL

fathom juniper
#

It happened, the moment you've all been waiting for. Doom playable within a PDF.

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oh man it controls like ass

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like - the framerate is there
it's like... 30-ish
which is fine

fathom juniper
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but it controls like...
like a turn based forklift

twin yarrow
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doom is running everywhere.. and when i tried to find android port, there were only clickbaits and scams

fathom juniper
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isn't there like a fork of gzdoom for android?

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like - i remember seeing someone playing my tc on a crappy phone with that fork and then complaining it rusn bad dusa

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like BRUH

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remind me of that anecdote amir or greg said about someone sending a bug report for hades from a samsung smart fridge or something KEKW

twin yarrow
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no idea, i was, like, in the middle of siberian swamps on a train

fathom juniper
#

man
I hate when this happens

#

i bought mankind divided for 25 pierogi bucks

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but the only piece of DLC i want to get for it is...
50

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twice as much as the base game

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it's the Criminal Past DLC
i've only seen the first bit of it

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and i've heard people saying it's the best piece of this modern deus ex series
and the best thing eidos montreal made... ever

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and those are some pretty big words

fathom juniper
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Dear lord this is making me so, SO uncomfortable

#

The utulek complex
More commonly known as the “aug ghetto”

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Christ PES_BoiStop
It didn’t hit me half this hard the first time I played it

#

Like - we’ve seen misery and poverty in other open world games
Your fallouts, dishonored, and yes - deus ex too

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But this is taking that to it’s illogical nightmarish cyberpunk extreme

fathom juniper
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I like this game but Christ does this place make me feel uncomfortable

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I wanna go back to stealing everyone’s beer in picturesque Prague

lofty owl
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Is a precious name to me. As buddies, could I ask you not to drag it along the ground?

fathom juniper
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Hm?

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What do you mean?

lofty owl
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Oops I didn't a sentence, sorry! I meant the name of Jesus Christ

fathom juniper
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I’ll try
Can’t make any promises

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It’s a figure of speech

lofty owl
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Thanks

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I'm not sure about the figure of speech thing though. I figured a name is a name first and foremost

fathom juniper
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Yeah I get what you mean

lofty owl
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Yeah like that one bit in Guardians of Ga'Hoole where the bad owls make the baby owls march along chanting their own names until they become meaningless in order to deprive them of their baby owl identities

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Boy that part has stuck with me through the years

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Condolences to anybody named "Karen"

fathom juniper
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No

lofty owl
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Hm?

fathom juniper
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Nah I’m just goofing

lofty owl
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Ah, okay. Thought you were joking, but wasn't sure

fathom juniper
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anyways

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now that im playing this newfangled deus ex

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i am legally bound to post this again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU

New: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI07lAyc3Bs Adam Jensen Safety Dances Again (Deus Ex: Mankind Divided)

Some strange ideas come into my head when playing games. This is one of them I had when I was messing around with the cover mechanics and realised you can make Jensen here do a little dance. More Minecraft machinimas on the way BTW.

Song...

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lofty owl
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Ha! I love that there's dev commentary about the video

fathom juniper
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wait

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is there

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Full playlist, which includes walkthrough on hardest difficulty and All Achievements completed, can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL61FH1Fo4C7FPgWSYMaQj-OjWUB-buzUq

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GAME DETAILS:

Deus Ex: Human Revolution is a cyberpunk-themed first-person action...

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i did the dev commentary run like twice and i somehow missed this one

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hang on a minute

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there's my comment on that video
from 2 years ago

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i do not remember any of this

lofty owl
lofty owl
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Oh dear I can totally hear it

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
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we need to come up with a new word that describes a particular mixture of cringe and nostalgia

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cause this pic is making me feel that

rustic falcon
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i think it owns

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epic art

lofty owl
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The 00s were such an innocent time

ocean iris
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oh yeah speaking of the 2000's

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I made a Spacehey profile

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it was really fun!

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I wanna keep adding gimmicks to it

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So far I got an autoplay song, black theme and an interactive vinyl shelf of my fab albums!

signal kayak
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I've been this close to winning White Stake with the Black Deck...with only one card

grim wind
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Switch 2 just announced on twitter

gleaming pier
fathom juniper
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I mean
It looks cool, but

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For a new console announcement it’s kinda meh?
Like - I don’t know anything besides the fact that it’s bigger

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And plays old games

next patio
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Gotta wait till April for more info

dire warren
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I wasn't even expecting anything and I'm still disappointed

stable kindle
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i mean i think we are past the age where a console announcement is a mindblowing thing, personally. like i don't think there's going to be any really big significant changes from here on out

fathom juniper
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Nah but I mean
Show me some specs

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Is it going to have active cooling?

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What games is it going to have

rustic falcon
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that will probably be in the direct

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but im a bit confused by the announcement

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maybe its to build hype for the direct?

fathom juniper
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I guess

slow plaza
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probably had to put something out early cause of all the leaks, just to show it officially

clear python
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i think this basically confirms silksong

deft fjord
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People mentioned it’s also so 3rd parties can start announcing their games for the platform

next patio
lost igloo
fathom juniper
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  • gasp * poggies
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oh my lord!
YES!

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i got it!

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i finally figured out a fun and - most importantly - unique challenge run for deus ex 1

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a buddy run

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so i just learned that apparently you can carry dead or unconcious enemies through loading screens

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helicopter rides

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and even the MJ12 detention setpiece

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meaning - i could technically carry someone through the entire game

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so i could kill someone on libarty island on hour one and carry them to area51 at hour 30

lofty owl
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Bim, no! Don't do the Gnome Chompski challenge elsewhere!

fathom juniper
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it's gonna be fine

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i already did a borderline legendary (in some small circles) Human Revolution Drunkthrough

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basically - human revolution has some borked economy and item balance
but for some reason it has a weirldy robust selection of alcohol

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so my challenge idea was this
i had to either pick up or use all alcohol i could find
i could heal only using alcohol
and if i ran out of space - i had to drop my weapons to make room for more alcohol in my gridventory KEKW

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which is btw when i discovered that "drunk effects" in this game... stack dusa

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everything stacks - double vision, camera sway, blurriness and... the in-game drunk timer

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w-what - you've never seen a deus ex before?

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man deus ex is such a great series

ocean iris
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The Switch 2 doesnt excite me much

fathom juniper
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Yeah same

lofty owl
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I never got the original, so I'm somewhat excited 😄

fathom juniper
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Well I’ll be damned

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I…
Just survived my first shootout in mankind divided

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And I’m only halfway through my second play through lmao

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Like - this compressed screenshot doesn’t do it justice
This looks gorgeous on a small screen

fathom juniper
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MAN this game is great

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And now everybody’s shooting at me

ocean iris
fathom juniper
ocean iris
ocean iris
fathom juniper
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oh god what have i done

clear python
ocean iris
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We must truly apologise for the inconvenience caused by our party rocking

stable kindle
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seeing ppl on the internet being genuinely upset that the new ninty box is called "switch 2" (conveys immediately what its relation to the switch is, avoiding what happened with wii/wii u) and not some new cool name. like man go find a real problem 😭

lofty owl
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Ain't nobody insane like Nintendo fans!

stable kindle
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i dont think the person i saw was even necessarily a nintendo fan

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some people just like to complain about nothing

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sure its a boring name, i think most of us can agree with that. playstation console names are very boring. but sometimes simple is fine

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like girl what the hell is an xbox series x.......................

lofty owl
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Huh? Series S?

lofty owl
stable kindle
graceful galleon
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not to be confused with Xbox One X!

lofty owl
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Huh? Xbox One S?

lofty owl
fathom juniper
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also
good news

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no - GREAT NEWS!

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I WAS RIGHT!
AGAIN!

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this is precisely what i was saying back when they announced this

lost igloo
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you really meant that when you said that and now they;re saying THAT?
(the vagueness level seems to be too high to parse)

fathom juniper
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No I mean that they’re fixing AOD
A game notorious for how borked it is

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When they announced this remaster package I said that it’s a perfect opportunity to fix this game and maybe give it another chance
Maybe there’s a great game underneath all the jank

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And lo and behold - they’re doing just that

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It’s a bit of a video game restoration
From a major company, no less

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And I had a blast with the previous remaster package and I’m totally gonna buy this one too

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Even if 4,5 and 6 aren’t as well remembered as 1,2 and 3

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From 4 onwards is when this forced sexiness took center stage due to publisher meddling and core design was just dead tired with it all

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At one point they even all quit at the same time in protest but eidos convinced them to stay with money

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So they were kinda phoning it in UNTIL
Tr6: AOE
That’s when they wanted to take the opportunity of making a first tomb raider for then next gen consoles and wanted to take some creative control back and do a soft reboot, buuuuut…

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Due to a lot of reasons the game came out so raw
So undercooked
Even looking at it might give you salmonella poisoning

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That’s why I’m excited for this
Maybe this was a good game all this time and we just couldn’t see it because of all the jank

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The game was so borked that it sometimes wouldn’t even render Lara’s face

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But the jiggle physics worked flawlessly PES_Ok
Great… great priorities you had there… PES_BoiStop

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So
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk @lost igloo
Hope this answers your question PES_Lul

lost igloo
fathom juniper
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I highly recommend those new remasters

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Going back to nevada in 3 was just PES_CowboyLove

lusty pendant
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what's a balatro deck that's easy to get and isn't "convert everything to 1-2 suits and spam flushes"

fathom juniper
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The uh

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That space deck

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Whatever it’s called

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The one that starts you off with hex

next patio
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Ghost deck

fathom juniper
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Yeah that

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space deck

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Where did I get that from ?

restive dawn
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I like the magic deck a good bit, extra consumable slot and 2 free fools are good for starting a build early

next patio
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Plasma is busted but that one is locked behind blue stake

fathom juniper
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and what's the one locked behind the orange stake?

next patio
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Erratic deck

fathom juniper
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well i certainly read that wrong

next patio
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Start with cards at random

fathom juniper
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wot

next patio
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There's even a bugged seed for it

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Where all 52 cards are 10 of spades

lusty pendant
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oh I mean like, build path

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I'm just trying to win once with each base deck for now

fathom juniper
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you guys wanna see something extremely funny?

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i've got...
so many things to say about this tweet

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and all of them would get me banned here KEKW

lusty pendant
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ah yes GTA will surely save the bideo game industry

fathom juniper
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i sure as crap hope it won't be 100

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because you know the industry is gonna follow whatever they're gonna do there, right?

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like - i honestly cannot comprehend how a sequel to one of the most overrated (and predatory) games of all time can have so much power and influence over the entire industry

fathom juniper
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triple peanut what?

next patio
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Cryptid mod

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Which goal is to be as unbalanced as possible

fathom juniper
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there's also like 3 switch emulators in there

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don't show this to nintendo KEKW

next patio
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Some yt video

fathom juniper
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yeah and the fanfic general

next patio
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The other gets me bonked

fathom juniper
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this is my favourite kind of screenshot

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cause it lets me play a detective

next patio
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Lmfao

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I did see the possibility but eh

next patio
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Generally for low stakes/any deck going flushes works well

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If you wanna go into endless you could aim for flush five instead

fathom juniper
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yeah
with glass aces

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preferably with seals

next patio
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I prefer lucky cards

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Love me some money

fathom juniper
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i never seem to get lucky with lucky cards

next patio
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Krill issue

next patio
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Cuz you can use hack or whatever the face cards retrigger joker is called

fathom juniper
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yeah it's hack

next patio
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Hack is for the number cards

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Face cards is another

fathom juniper
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um

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the nickelback?

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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAAAAAAAAAAAAPH

next patio
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Another dumb combo is smth like midas mask + vampire

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Oh yeah photochad is a thing lol

fathom juniper
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wait

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vampire works on gold cards?

next patio
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Yeah

fathom juniper
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YO WHAT THE F-

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i had midas and i intentionally skipped vampire because i thought it wouldn't work on gold

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aaaaaaaaaaa

next patio
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Gold/glass/bonus/steel/whatever the mult one is called/lucky all work

fathom juniper
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yeah i think it's just called the mult card

next patio
fathom juniper
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oh yeah

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and then you get the boss that debuffs all your face cards

next patio
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Just don't run into the plant

fathom juniper
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good luck buddy!

next patio
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Exactlyyyyy

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Spend like 200$ on a face card run to find luchador to save me from that lmfao

next patio
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Building kings also gets access to lucky runs where you find triboulet

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And fixing deck towards one card only also lets you play the idol

next patio
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Pretty sure there's a challenge built around this too

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Start with only stone cards and vampire

fathom juniper
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anyways
i'm going back to prague

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gonna argue about the meaning of life with an AI
https://youtu.be/KFzNldQh5P4?si=5jgHaXfBOnVhGcaJ

This side quest occurs at night and involves talking to a advert sign that seems to be broken, which leads to a point of interest and then the quest starting.

SM00 Neon Nights - https://youtu.be/Z9lVr8Z-i-k
SM01 The Golden Ticket - https://youtu.be/5T4ePz94XRs
SM02 Cult of Personality - https://youtu.be/reWU0C6kwXs
SM03 The Mystery Augs - http...

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one of the best sidequests too