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yeah and the map is very big and going like in a circle checking every corner for somewhere where something could be that you gotta get to is very very annoying for me
Ahh yea i get that :3
Kinda just a metroidvania thing
Tbh I need to finish blasphemous 2 and learn it's speedrun route
maybe metroidvanias just aren't my thing, the only other I remember playing was ori and the blind forest, I enjoyed it but stopped playing cuz at the time my pc was too bad for it and it lagged too much
I have mostly positive things abt ori to say having played 1 and 2 but I have my issues with it
Lowkey would've wished the combat just didn't exist or like it doesn't need to be as deep as they wanted to make it
The weapons in 2 were cool for skips but like otherwise kinda eh
They mark where do go next on your map when you first visit the Black Egg, I thought
dunno I liked combat in ori
both for pc gamers, and ps4 owners. since, it's like "the last straw that keeps the device worthy to have"
i actually bought my ps4 second hand as a bloodborne machine
why tf are 2 nintendo games nominated for GOTY
in the later patches, btw, they added custom pins that can be added anywhere on the map to keep track of points of possible interest, like holes you can't reach, cracks you can't break etc
back when i played the first time, there were no such thing
also, i kinda can understand that finding Cornifer is pretty hard in some places. they figured so as well, so they added paper sheets spread on the path to him
such little details, but they show how the devs care
im trying to recall what was released by nin this year and finding it hard to
well, except another mario
Nope :3
yeah im also trying to recall what was released by nin this year and can't think of anything

Tears of the kingdom?
i didn't know trent reznor liked to rehash old games 
Totk v baldurs gate is the goty thing
Like we all know that yea
No way anything else competes in that category
You forgot starfield

Starfield should’ve taken another 4 years, even tho I doubt anything would’ve changed
I'm curious if they're gonna let the cyberpunk dlc to run for anything
Probably not since it's dlc but still
star citizen is taking decades.. and even if i can see that things are changing, it'll take centuries till the release
starfield apparently has less players than skyrim now
so I don't see it winning anything
less quests too 
If you don't mind using mods, I'd reccomend downloading the lumafly mod manager.
From there install compass always on and the vanilla map mod mods
TOTK I guess is okay, idk it felt like an expansion that's all
i loved totk
before baldur's gate 3 released i thought it was pretty much a lock for goty
its up for best narrative
sven coop unironically
That just sounds sweedish
Not necessarily
You dont need the half life games
Unless you wanna play them in coop fully but the fun is with custom maps
Sounds fun
I also like that it is old
Because i have a 32 bit operating system
On my laptop
Have you heard of erm... League of Legends?
What's your main
Yeah, I got like 80+ hours in it, used to play it big time on my old laptop
It plays like half life
But modded servers have custom maps, sometimes custom guns too
I finished it so many times
I tried half life but it was too scawy :(
Half life 2 was good tho
Low poly long bloody fingers are terrifying as hell
anyone here play hollow knight and just waiting for silk song?
Tho just waiting for Silksong is not quite accurate. There are plenty of games out there to try in the meantime
Me
Please
I've been playing so much hk
such as Rusted Moss
Definitely not me looking at my 500+ hours in HK
largely rando 
Ac6 not nominated for goty, total scam
The only game on the list with the same quality level is bg3
Ac6 is only in "best action game" category
What the hell
I think this year is the first year I'm not annoyed at any of the goty noms
Meaning I don't think I'd be upset no matter what ends up taking it home
Like, maybe Spiderman or Wonder? But it's still a banger list
another day of yandex.delivery guy in Saint-Petersburg
at least, that's fair
out of everything, there is plenty of action there
to think of it, when you have only 1050ti and also broke, you pretty much miss the major releases of the year.. now looking at nominated games, i realize i forgot most of them already
I just realised how many cameos there are
The Engineer is Junji Ito
Ludens fan is obviously Geoff Keighley
Old Porter is Sam Lake
etc.
The cosplayer as conan o brien
The musician as Daichi Miura
Hell we got Edgar Wright, too and lots of other directors
I actually didnt even notice
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I gotchu
@fathom juniper
when you finish death stranding on director's cut you get a very MGS-esque mission
so freakin cool
Man I love this game
ooooohhh
this one gives me strong Fuel vibes
you ever played Fuel?
also

nah but i heard it was boring
i actually quite enjoyed it
i wouldn't call it boring
but it's close to like...
well - death stranding on wheels
i dunno man
exploring the world, enjoying the views, meeting other players online on the road
it was pretty fun
also - those rare moments when wather goes absolutely crazy are just 
Im so close to 100%ing death stranding
I have like 8 more orders for misc. objectives to complete the final achievement
But Im so tired Im doing it tomorrow
In a perfect world, games with very slow push box animations would not exist
but this is not a perfect world
backloggd asking me to vote for goty while i have 0 2023 titles played and 4 from 2022 (one of which is postal 4) 💀
I yeah I don’t think I played much that released this year or played much at all
I played the cosmic wheel sisterhood which was great
but I can’t remember any other ones
seems like you regert it 
ah jeez 
i ain't doing so hot today fam
recommend me a comfy game that requires 0 braincells to play
cause right now i feel like i have only 1 working braincell left and its in charge of making me reach for tissues when sneezing

I’ve been playing luck be a landlord and it’s funny and pretty mindless
ok i think i found my entertainment for now
i'm reading steam reviews for The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

i don't know much about the game but the reviews are absolutely hilarious
oh jesus 
Ngl I would rather eat nails than do that 
yeah no kidding 
i know about that game only from memes and fanart
kinda can figure what kind of reviews can be there
usually when i have to unload the data from the brain, i watch speedruns of 2d games
kinda satisfying to watch
have i ever told you about my fave speedrun ever?
the og deus ex ran at agdq like
ah jeez
10 years ago?
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Deus Ex was the sleeper hit FPS released by Ion Storm Dallas in June 2000. The compelling stor...
it's so delightfully scuffed 
oh
i should play the deus ex randomizer

never been so proud
I do not own the rights to any of the music and/or images used.
random ass thumbnail 😭
Boss! Your princess is in another compound!
I marked it on your iDroid.
dude
the never be game over community is either gonna commit a Waco or just peacefully resign if nothing happens to MGSV on it's 9th anniversary
It's been 9 years....
it's crazy how MGSV became such a cult classic but I think it was loved at launch too
are they still coping?
I'd figure now even they must be done
Lemme check their sub
do you seriously think that Konami
a publisher that hasn't released a good game in like 15 years
a publisher that killed all its IPs and is now in the process of desecrating their mutilated corpses
a company that's bleeding money due to moving their resources to gambling while lobbying to have it legalized in japan (which apparently failed)
a company which let go of their last, best studio along with its boss
a company that * blah blah blah *
do you seriously think that after all of this AND MORE they will suddenly...
make peace with kojima, convince him and his entire studio to come back to konami just to...
...finish work on a decade old game that already was a bunch of unnecessary filler at its best?
and they say r/BatmanArkham is the madhouse of the internet
that's a fun madhouse at least
never be game over is just.....crushingly depressing
lethal amounts of copium
hey that's the nft
shame they didnt put king kong there
byac?
this reminds me
*bayc whoops, the nft monkeys
Kojima put the director of Kong Skull Island in Death Stranding as a cameo cause he is directing the Metal Gear Solid movie
ah
tho idk what's happening with that movie
i thought you wanted to swear in russian but skipped a letter 
i would never swear!

fr*ick
i genuinely have more faith in mgs delta than sh2 remake
mw III remake when
they're both gonna suck
sh2 is 100% gonna make pyramid head an actual villain and not creation of James' mind
it just released 
cant make MGS3 that bad
worst that can happen is optimization
why should that stop them
im semi-coping but I got faith
god i wish i shared your blind optimism
You'll need to dismantle capitalism for that I'm afraid
unlike the SH2 remake which I know is gonna be butchered
on the other spectrum there's koji production
which i eagerly await at the game awards
the game awards for me is literally the annual kojima announcement event with some game announcements inbetween
i literally dont give a crap about the other stuff
in 2022 i stayed up late to 3 AM just to see the reveal trailer for DS2 which were it not for the late hour I was at, would got me screaming
the cult is real
okay but like
im sorry for liking avantgarde games 🙄
i literally was never this excited for a game series
that is ongoing
nah mate that's ok, it's just
sometimes it comes off like you're madly in love with the guy
you do realize he's not the only one working there, right?
i love anyone who was behind death stranding
believe me im not praising him THAT much
(and of course there's the actors)
also NO DLC
the only thing was director's cut which was mostly a Sony thing
yeah cause the last thing this game needs is more padding
they added some great missions
a starter skeleton for the first area to make the game more bearable
back in my day you had to do it without any skeletons!
a starter non lethal weapon, and more customization
the extra missions were fun, they were stealth focused
and had obvious MGS refferences
like I posted yesterday
now that I 100%'d it Im super burned out
I will reinstall it someday to complete all 512? orders with Legends of Legends of Legends rating
I just love how much of a cooperative effort this game was to make
it's awesome when games unite talents from so many fields
@polar dragon DID YOU GET YOUR DECK MINE JUST CAME IN
me with my now outdated deck
that i got for full price 
but hey it has a hades startup movie now
My friend we ordered the old refurbished deck haha
"outdated" theyre not even 2 years old 😭
At least I did
i got a brand new one bc i was feeling spicy
outdated.... Obsolete....
Old
the keyboard is pretty cute :3
jk it works just fine its awesome
i did see people were having trouble getting their oled orders to go through lmao which is exactly why i didnt want to bother
check your tracking
tru
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yeah it is lmao
pretty lame
i think the only game i've played thats come out this year is risk of rain returns soooo uh yeah that
Hi-Fi Rush
Have you beaten it?
the fact that you can't aim with stick bugs me 😦
you need to face the direction for shooting
they said there's a patch coming
i wonderi f you can move backwards while shooting the other way
cause thats gonna make the game waaay easier
well i guess you already kidna can
nvm am dumb
Yeah I have not played a lot of games that came out this year
cosmic wheel sisterhood was awesome though
it seems you figured it out but you can yeah
it's finicky though because you have to face a direction, hold shoot to lock and then it works
I won't lie I haven't faintly heard of it haha
Void Stranger
not that one either 😔
Check it out!
BG3
didn't play it, but my friend did, and we were discussing everything
definitely the game of summer-autumn of 2023 for me
thats prolly the correct answer
You can have an incorrect answer, so everything that isn't incorrect must be correct 
armored core 6, I think
very difficult to choose though
Mario wonder is the only one I played so that lol
No wait I did play totk
Eh, still
much as I love ToTK, not gonna even put it as a nominee for personal GOTY
The only game I have played from this year is sea of stars, which was good, but I didn’t finish it
I don't think I've played a single game that came out in the last year
There's a lot of bangers this year
Probably a three-way tossup between RE4R, TotK, and BG3
But like, Lies of P was this year, Pikmin 4 was this year, Hi Fi Rush was this year
same
Oh god yeah
Screw wonder I can't decide between pikmin 4 or hi fi rush now
BG3, but Hi Fi Rush and Bomb Rush Cyberfunk were also fun. TOTK was disappointing
Lies of P is definitely up there for me
That one managed to be a Souls game that doesn't fall on its face in the last half
idk bg3 is just the game with the biggest scope and positive critical/fan reception
its not that deep
just like
the most impressive game
That does not in any way make it a correct answer to a question to which there cannot be a correct answer
guys.
Also, I disagree it's the most impressive, gameplay doesn't even flow
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SUNDAY IS 25TH HALF LIFE ANNIVERSARY
Half life 3 finally ong ong
there can be incorrect answer though, when somebody names a game they don't actually perceive as their game of the year
it's older than i was when tried it first time
UGH
To celebrate the 25th Anniversary of the release of Half-Life we reunited the original development team to share their memories of creating Valve's first game.
Check out the Half-Life 25th Anniversary Update, restored content, new multiplayer maps, and a bunch of quality of life updates for the original game at http://half-life.com/halflife25
...
woah thats pretty cool
fixing two decades of issues that have slowly made their way into it
and uplink
i struggled to pick between hi fi rush, bg3, and armored core
half life 3 coming in at the last sec to steal goty 🫢
im very tempted sometime to just buy a replica of Venom Snake's arm
so i just finished watching it
and man

also
this was apparently directed by Danny O’Dwyer
the noclip guy

also it's super fun to see they brought back old crew that isn't at valve anymore
yeah just wait for tf2 to turn 25 years 
and get this
this doc dropped like... right as i was finishing modelling, animating and texturing a 3d model of those like...
half-life-ish doors for doom 
and i mean - the timing on all of this was so precise it made me believe in god
i recorded this at 10pm
so the whole thing was finished around 9pm
it's 10am right now
and that doc launched 13 hours ago, according to youtube
you can't make this up 
aw hell naw
VALVE YEETED HALF-LIFE SOURCE BACK TO THE SHADOWREALM!
REJOICE! 
And now there's Solid Snake version.
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i snatched my sister's switch and played totk and it has a sony walking introduction 😭
That's it, BOTW IS BETTER
@fathom juniper they remastered tlou2
did they add a gamemode where you just go around killing people?
they made a gameplay system so good only to just say revenge bad
oh did they?
DID THEY!?
YEAH TELL THAT TO ALL THE DEATH SCREENS I SAW DUE TO ELLIE SLIDING AROUND LIKE SHE'S DOING 360 GRINDS IN THPS WHEN TRYING TO CRAWL ON THE GROUND
bruhhh
dude that thing is so broken
as in - it works as intended - it gives those fancy-shmancy animations a priority over your inputs
so when you're crawling on the ground trying to hide in a corner the game goes like "nuh-uh! we gotta make some room for our fancy animations!" and slides you around
which got me killed so, SO many times
Ah yes RDR2 moment
remember that stealth section before that car setpiece?
the one where get in a car with some dude (the one that gets domed later on) and drive away?
dude i died like 15 times there just because of that problem
i was sneaking around
actually having fun
i tried to line up a headshot
I wish Alan Wake 2 was as good as the musical section
and the game goes like OH CRAP THERE'S NO ENOUGH ROOM FOR US TO SHOW OFF!
and ellie just goes
Are they actually remastering it or is it a joke
they are
from what I gathered it looks like they added cheap jumpscares for no reason to make it more horror than the original otherwise eh
Like for PC or in general
i heard about this like a month ago
and now they just announced it
Id give TLOU2 a "try" if it was on PC
for the empty Space Station 5
Who not at tga 
i replayed the first one a week ago
people who say that they "added" jump scares are either full of it
or don't remember the first game
cause kojima's going to bomb the TGA with a new DS2 trailer
that one had those live action "jump scares" in almost every level
The TGA is just a music show and kojipro announcements with an award show sprinkled in
meh I watched a friend play it a bit ago and there weren’t any jumpscares per se
It can be scary but it’s no until dawn
oh the first AW is not scary at all
it's not even a horror games
I love watching geoff waste my time every year
but it has the same sudden cuts as 2 so 
I hope they play Herald of Darkness live at the TGA

XD
SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIIIIIGHT
It's been a while since a game had such a bop, aka since 2019
- dmc1 dante's squeaky voice *
LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
^non indie game enjoyer
dude
play control
dude
sam lake has been best buds with Poets of the fall since...
forever
the band that recorded all those cool songs
hell - they used one of their earliest tracks - "Late Goodbye" - in max payne 2 YEARS before they released their first album
at this point a remedy game without poets is like...
a doom game without a good shotgun
AKA. Doom 3 
I need to play them remedy games
you should
OR!
or...
you could kill two birds with one stone
celebrate half lifes 25th anniversary AND play a remedy game at the same time by playing...
half payne 
best half life 1 mod ever made
zamn...
I saw it
Its been due time we had a proper european excentric game series
Japan already does (Kojipro games) and uh the US idk
I guess they got COD?
dude
look at this crap
Hands down one of the best Half Life mods i've ever seen.
tell me this doesn't look fun
Oh it does
thats crazy
Anyways, yeah Alan Wake 2 is gonna get the music award for sure
Just for the musical alone
i... honestly stopped caring about all those awards
i'm still gonna watch it
probably
but just for the laughs
WORLD PREMIERE
Last year Al Pacino was there and of course Kojima had to shake his hand and probably scan him
I swear everyone this guy meets is gonna get scanned
The buff guy from Train to Busan, the singer from Biting Elbows (or director of Nobody and Hardcore Henry), uh who else
oh yeah the rackaracka twins
Play the winner of over 300 Game of the Year awards, now remastered for the PlayStation®5 console. Experience for the first time or relive Ellie and Abby’s story with graphical enhancements, new gameplay modes like the roguelike survival experience No Return, full DualSense™ wireless controller integration, and more.
Available on PS5® January ...
also proof for the whole thing in case anyone doesnt wanna google
This is stupid lol
It feels like it just came out
What is there to remaster about it
You know what needs a remaster
Bloodborne
ON PC TOO
I swear that game's gonna get console locked like MGS4 was on the PS3
Will we get the last of us part I remastered remastered?
It probably still is
oh they are adding a roguelike survival gamemode to TLOU2 remaster
at least they did listen to the complains of the combat being fun but locked in a linear story
bet its gonna be 70 dollars too but if you own the game you can buy it for 10 dollars
why should you pay 10 dollars for just an update?
i like movie games where you can actually have some freedom ngl
Does it count as a movie game
oh my god i just realized
TLOU is a series that has more remasters than original games 
like
ok - so we've got TLOU1 and 2, right?
but on the remake/aster side we have
tlou 1 remastered
tlou 1 remake
tlou 2 remastered
yeah to be fair
naughty dog was always movie games
except Uncharted was also fun
Dbh is a special case
connor's actor said he could barely improv
Like he wasnt allowed by Cage

I recall that, the little wink he did was improv and cage did not like that
FREE BIRD???
a gee-tuar free play!? 
bahahaha
thats insane
dude this is genuinely harder to play than a real guitar
That guy shouldnt be a director for the life of me
oh yeah
Rhythm game? Pog?
the only good parts of detroit are good DESPITE david cage, not because of him
and it’s racist as all hell without even being self aware
Not that it would make it better
Id say being racist by trying too much to be anti racist
wait
is it?
Its too on the nose
Idk how to explain
Its that much on the nose that its kinda offensive
i mean
i know it tried to do the mankind divided thing by drawing parallels between racism and robots (which didn't work out there either)
but i don't remember detroit being genuinely racist
but then again - i never played it
i just watched it on youtube
it used real life symbols to mark the android revolution and it has…. Uh…. android concentration camps…
It’s not subtle at all
Its idk, preachy? out of touch? too on the nose? just let non white people write about these issues and its gonna be okay lmao
oh just like that other company where a bunch of middle aged white guys from france tried to write a story about teenage lesbians from US 
didn't really work out there either
oh jesus its the one with lea seydoux right?
or oh nvm
wait what
dontnod have been trying their best since
yeah at least they progressed in that regard
Harmony:the fall of reverie and life is strange 1 are so far apart
i stopped following them after The Hella simulator 2016
or whenever first LIS was
eh
Im trying to think of mainstream games that tackle race stuff properly but it all seems like they were written by out of touch nepos
I love vampyr even if it’s a mediocre game
genuinely
wolfenstein: the new order
espiecially the J timeline
it has two really good dialogues that tell more than all those other games combined
I think people who have the most experience in writing professionaly are people that are not from a connected background from places like san francisco, we need more everyday people to actually fuel these stories and make them genuine
its hard to explain
writing about racial issues or sexuality that i mean
i mean
SGGs are based (and based) in san francisco
i think
and they have some of the best writing out there
i hope you people get me but we need authenticity and a view from someone who is in that group, not corporate preachiness
i was just throwing out a city
but i get what you mean
or AA
i also think that doing this will not scare gamers ™️ as much as corporate writers do when it comes to these issues
because they make those mistakes intentionally and then turn them into PR stunts
like "oh yeah we're gonna use this super delicate subject for a base of our story, then turn this into a really havy fueled PR campaign"
and then the game does NOTHING with that subject
and whenever someone asks them about it they're all like "oh our games aren't political at all!"
it makes me genuinely mad
Steam gamers will beg to differ
we should talk about these indies instead 
you’re right
steam forums....
Steam forums 
I said this again but like
pour a cup of coffee
log onto steam
open steam discussions
vac ban section
SIIIIIIP
been eyeing this https://store.steampowered.com/app/1221250/NORCO/
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Im sorry but its so funny to see kids come up with some olympic grade mental gymnastics to why they got banned
the only place where you can get into a pissing contest with a dev untill they call you out on twitter 
good thing they arent pushed in your face
like they are contained
when you google game issues you get steam forums posts but these actually are informative at least
I google something and it leads me to some games forum outside steam that calls the game bad cuz woke
Oh I misremembered
the CIA agent behind the post pushing his sunglasses and smiling as he takes a sip of coffee knowing full well he committed another divide et impera
It was a video bim posted about a game having a lot of flashing lights
So I searched it up and found forums of people calling others woke or trolls for saying they’re epileptic and it was bad for them
Gamers 
more like the aaa games industry is still overwhelmingly white guys
like BioShock "both sides are bad" Infinite was praised for it's story in 2013 it's pretty dire lol
Stealth is very busted in cyberpunk
If you one tap someone with a silenced weapon they could be standing next to their friend and their friend will be like "where the hell did it come from"
They won't even sound the alarm
They'll just search for you
that‘s why i wanted to replay it, I‘ve heard that renewed discourse but it‘s a long time since I played it myself
The "word" woke has had unimaginable consequences on the state of discussion
I say "word" in quotes because it's hard to call something with the definition of "anything a conservative dislikes that moment" a real word
woke had its roots in the black panthers iirc
Woke is when you breathe air
Btw you know how in cyberpunk if you while undetected drop onto an enemy you'll have a takedown animation with you slamming their head against the pavement? Well, if you have mantis blades and before dropping on them you take them out, the animation will be a different one, with you piercing their head with a blade
And it's unique to mantis blades only
No other arm cyberware has this
And no weapon that I know of
yeah it's really cool
Extremely repayable played through it 6 times(although depends on do you count new game + and new game ++ separate playthroughs, they both have new content, so if you don't count them as separate times then I only played through it 2 times)
I guess depends on what repayable means though
yeah that's what I really meant! as in there's a little of post game content
im debating between getting this, Monster Hunter World, and MH Rise
There's also multiplayer and constructing and reconstructing your mech trying out different combination of parts is basically an endless activity
Never played monster hunter, it looks very grindy
I can tell you, between MHRise and MHW, get MHW
could you tell me the difference?
For newcomers, MHW is a lot easier to get into, more content than MHRise and arguably better endgame.
I can tell you, between MHRise and MHW, get MHRise
Lmao
did you play?
yes
The resell value for parts there is 1:1, meaning you can potentially rebuild a new one from scratch if you don't like the current one
provided you have enough money
yeah that surprised me very pleasantly
they're all console exclusives unfortunately
So…
Yesterday I tried Sifu

And I’m still playing sifu
Even if it’s driving me up the goddamn wall
Already smashed my controller twice 
I lost my drive for Sifu
all of a sudden
Played it a bunch for the first day, it clicked and went deathless for the first stage
and then
poof
I mean
The game flip-flops between extremes
At times it feels like I’m learning how to s-rank revengence again
It feels amazing
While at other times your character feels like a clunky unresponsive mess that makes GTA characters feel snappy by comparison
It’s got style for days and it’s so intense it’s genuinely makes me sweat 
But it also has a save system more malformed than king Carlos the second
I just broke my controller
Can’t find my r1 button
Credit where credit is due
Those dual shock controllers are made to last
oh mine r1 and l1 pinged off in completely different directions after i smashed the controller on the floor today
cause
sifu

dem
OK
I'M GOING BACK
i'm not gonna let this game school me like that
i still have a second dual shock to wreck 
IM learning this dance btw
amuse us, mister genius
you're lucky
i've buried three, i guess, for stopping working at all, they just went blinking yellow and that's it
other three were buried for heavy drifting
that too lol
Looking nice, Fox!
overcame analysis paralysis of what game to play next by just going through them alphabetically. innovative
No no now you need to pick if you want to do it A-Z or Z-A or somewhere in the middle because there's a game you actually want to play.
noooooo
Luckily I don't have a game that I want to play that much, but I can foresee some huge roadblocks with e.g. Final Fantasy games that will take years to finish
are you sure you don't have a game you really want to play really bad right now?
maybe you just forgot it's name
i bet it's start with P or R or something like that
close to the end of your list 
or X
like Xcom
ah yes pathologic classic hd how could i forget
pathologic classic hd good
so 👏
@clear python
so now that you're going through your games library in an alphabetical order
which Ace Combat game are you going to play first? 
now - remember
i don't take "no" for an answer 
there is no Ace Combat No
Thank god it's just the ones I already marked as 'interesting, unfinished' which is a subset of 'unfinished' (implying the games can be 'finished') 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 In the former case, it would be a 60 seconds game, and in the latter 7 days to die. marvelous. blessed.
you're... kinda right 
yeah there's 40k of them
but yeah
i'm gonna toot my own horn here for a bit, but...
if this game had objective popups
https://youtu.be/QeBmPWkuruo?list=PLiUY67rFJxdL_H0eJjzXtiQI9GkRgVSE2&t=322
... and convinced like 5 other people to buy it too
i pushed more copies of this game than walmart
this bit here would actually say "Objective: survive" 
and i mean
come on
don't tell me this doesn't look fun af
damn this makes me wanna play it all over again
for like the 6th time this year alone 
neat!
it's amazing
my personal goty 2023
just... ignore that it came out in 2019
i just played it the first time this year
and it's the only game this year that genuinely made me cry
if i were the kind of person that gives a game an X out of 10 number i'd give it a solid 9.5, if not a straight up 10
not for the game as a whole
but the overall experience
i love the gameplay
the game looks awe-inspiring
the characters, dialogue and story are all just
||even if at points its delivered in a bit clumsy but still adorable way||
the whole thing looks gorgeous, there are some vistas here that are jaw dropping
and it has some of the best music i've ever heard just... ever
and i love the memes
the only gripe i have is that THE SOUNDTRACK ISN'T ON SPOTIFY
WTF HABIBI
BAMCO NAMDAI WHAT ARE YOU DOING GUYS!?
all your souls games are on spotify but THIS isn't!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cZ4q9oCt9o
criminal
this level of neglect should be punishable by jail time
also - it has the absolutely LEGENDARY...
Ace Combat 7 jaypeg dog
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638031423340806185/1176260178014904430/Bez_nazwy.jpg?ex=656e38a8&is=655bc3a8&hm=3fb3d91d30fa5b27099e5814544d2dcb67a91589784d20d2f199b0cf9ca124fb&
that dog alone brings this game up to 11/10
welp
i guess this covers my required by law weekly Based combat rant
i'm out 
Everyone has been stealing this to post it on TikTok and I am annoyed about it. I do actually write these, I am not just having it voice copy-pasta, unlike a lot of very, very low effort youtube channels.
I now have a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DosBueno/
Feel free to pitch me a dollar if you don't have anything better to do with that d...
how do you finish total war warhammer
winning, probably
aren't they all liquid though
true....
I'm playing ROR 2 recently and wow
Hades and Risk Of Rain 2 are the only 2 roguelites I actually like lmao
Hades is the only roguelite i like 😎
ive been playing slay the spire
i got in on a whim a few days before the sale because i REALLY wanted a card game
im also playing luck be a landlord which is technically a roguelike
ono 
I wish I could like ftl
I LOVE FTL!!!!
any game where i can kill 6 people at the same time by slowly draining all oxygen from the room while watching them suffocate from the comfort of my comfy med bay is a thumbs up from me
"oh no i'm being raided!"
"lemme just lock the door and crack the window just a tad..."

i love how i went from fighting for my life and barely scraping by in every encounter to just...
violating the space geneva convetion
in a matter of like... a week 
why would i even fight a pirate ship when i can destroy their engines so that they can't run away
destroy their gun so that they can't fight back
and then destroy their oxygen supply and make them fight CO2 itself 
i'm not even doing anything
i'm just enjoying a cold one while waiting for the screaming to stop
it's struggling

say @rustic falcon
are those recommendations on the main page personalised somehow?
please tell me they're not

no i mean like
literally the first row of games

aight
lets see recommended then
lets see what valve thinks of me 
ok, alright
that's... fairly accurate
the dread x series is great
dread templar is a gory boomshoot
strafe is... a thing
vomitoreum runs on the doom engine
condemned is made by monolith 
i just don't know that neon game
i'm suprised
it's rare for me to see an accurate and useful algorithm like that
usually i get a bunch of assorted garbage
- gasp! *

ACE COMBAT 7 IS 80% OFF!
which yes - is a thing
and you get to fly the Darkstar too
my favorite way of killing folks
also yeah, sucks when you have a fire while also having o2 subsystem down though
especially if the fire is in the o2 subsystem
and if a puny human happens to perish in the process then so be it
they weren't gonna make it anyway
it's a small price i'm willing to pay
or when enemies breach your med bay and find 4 dudes in there just chilling and playing cards
laughs in upgraded teleporter
that's that square jelopy hunk of junk with a hole in the middle, right?
that actually I think I liked boarding more than oxygen killing
no the red crab
with Mantis people
and teleporter
yep
or whatever they're called
aka "i want the game to play itself" ship
oh yeah - seeing the flagship for the first time was like 
damn thing barely even fits in the window 
absolute chungus
I remember when I thought I was so smart by killing the people on the flagship and then when you kill the last person the ship actually got buffed
wait hwat 
yeah, if you kill all the crew on the flagship, you get a message that the ship AI has taken over
i just do the doom thing and shoot at it until it dies
and it gets harder actually
usually with those flak scrap cannons that just yeet a bunch of garbolium at the enemy
there is a strat where you kill all the crew but leave one person alive in the weapons section
lemme check what steam is recommending me this year
anyone heard of this hades game
you don't have hades in library?
oh look
it's recommending a game about hell
own it on epic lol
a different game about hell
a game that is a hell to play
a game that is a hell full of bots and cheaters
and portal 
i've played all of these is the funny thing like yeah i guess i would like those games
BUY ACE COMBAT
where do you get these
you gotta filter it a little
like if i turn the niche slider all the way up it goes from suggesting Portal to gems like Drunken Robot Pornography
it's like im looking at my own library
waithwat

i read that title wrong TWICE
oh so it's recommending viscerafest for me
valve
guys
you're spot on with this one
but you have no idea how hard i'm trying NOT to buy this game before the last episode comes out
i know the dev
he's a pretty cool dude
and the stuff he's got in store for the last episode is gonna be just nuts
completely nuts
WAIT I GOT THAT DRUNK ROBUTT GAME TOO
what is this
idk from the description maybe they're onto something
hey that's actually a cool game
I see a curator recommendation from him
ah
I mean on the sexy brutale
the only other weird title I got on niche was You Will Die Here Tonight
which is an agressive title
god i hope it's a comfy little game like animal crossing or something 
just with a weirdly angy edgy title just to mess with people
it looks like a retro resident evil basically
like a weird mix of topdown and first person
oooooh i think i've seen it somewhere
hey
hey @rotund umbra
come here for a sec
i'm gonna let you in on a secret
so are you going to wait till I am?
ok
i'll spill the beans
should I clear my calendar?
Ace Combat 7 is 80% off
eh
you're basically getting free money this way
I'll let you in on a secret ok?
considering the quality of the experience
I haven't played a single Ace Combat game
hey
i played just one
well - two actually
AC games before
each one of them is a separate story
I'm still at that stage where AC is assassin's creed to me







