h1-story-discussion

[flint wing]

nonbiodegradable

[vapid parcel]

AGSGDHFHF

headcanon accepted

[bold niche]

well, irl poms are not that easy to eat as well

[signal palm]

just eat them whole

[bold niche]

it takes a whole evening to separate edible parts

[vapid parcel]

i was about to say that actually

the swallow whole thing

perfect solution

[bold niche]

or it's possible to make juice

[drifting citrus]

persephone rly only ate like 4 seeds

like. i can eat 20 seeds in a bite

[signal palm]

she's been trying to watch her figure

[modern hearth]

I just realized I've never eaten a f'ing pomegranate before

What sort of life am I living

[signal palm]

they're more trouble than worth

[bold niche]

it's ok.. i've never eaten a mango

or avocado

[modern hearth]

o:

[signal palm]

so you definitely don't live in california then

[vapid parcel]

i've never eaten a pom either

[drifting citrus]

how pomegranates work is that you don't pick at individual seeds

it's like a melon

[modern hearth]

why does 'rn' have to look like 'm' together

[drifting citrus]

but many

[signal palm]

if the hades characters were fruits, which ones would each be?

[vapid parcel]

wait

how are we defining fruits

[modern hearth]

Hades is a tomato

[drifting citrus]

achilles is a cucumber

[signal palm]

fruits either culinarily or botanically, shouldn't matter (for this)

[modern hearth]

Meg is a peach 😉

[drifting citrus]

nyx is nightshade

[vapid parcel]

than is a lemon

[modern hearth]

Zag is an apple

[vapid parcel]

very thick shell

[signal palm]

artemis gives me sugar-apple vibes

[drifting citrus]

zeus is a banana, for various reasons

[modern hearth]

Poseidon is a watermelon

[atomic forge]

Cursed comment.

[bold niche]

Aphro is a strawberry then

[drifting citrus]

dio is graps

[modern hearth]

Aphro is definitely a strawberry

[signal palm]

wow hot take there onyx

[modern hearth]

The sexiest of the fruits

Nobody knows why but it's true

Artemis would be cherries

[drifting citrus]

if you want to be unique, dio is an eggplant

[modern hearth]

She was a chaste goddess and also cherries are yummy

[drifting citrus]

again, for various reasons

[atomic forge]

||Jewel Staite's scene in Firefly, but that's getting off-topic.||

[vapid parcel]

chaos is a mushroom xD

well not a single mushroom more like fungi

[signal palm]

chaos gives me dragon fruit vibes

[vapid parcel]

idk what that is but it sounds cool

[drifting citrus]

star fruit

[vapid parcel]

i feel like no matter the fruit, it should be slightly weirdly grown

because they're just like that

[bold niche]

carrots and tomatoes can do that

also potatoes

[vapid parcel]

pretty much all fruits can grow strangely, such is nature's nature

[drifting citrus]

also aphrodite is most definitely a passionfruit

[bold niche]

Ares is a grapefruit.. red and bitter

[vapid parcel]

and bad for medication

xP

[modern hearth]

Demeter is a kiwi since those can ripen in winter

[coarse stone]

I wonder if anyone's a Durian?

[modern hearth]

Hephaestus would be a Durian

Poor fella

[coarse stone]

Maybe Hades is a Durian?

[signal palm]

depends how you perceive durian

[coarse stone]

Some people like him

others hate him

[modern hearth]

Hades is a tomato because he's red, out of place compared to the others, and nobody likes him raw

[signal palm]

but he seems prickly to everyone! I like durian for hades

[coarse stone]

Wait, who doesn't like raw tomato? I actually can't stand cooked tomato lol

[modern hearth]

Raw tomato is the worst version of tomato.

RIP tomatoes of yore that were actually sweet and not watery, goopy messes

[coarse stone]

But yeah, Hades is Durian I think. Prickly, not to everyone's taste, and some people hate him with a passion

[runic terrace]

whattt..... i love tomatoes, raw or cooked

[vapid parcel]

unless it's a cherry tomato

[atomic forge]

Same, Kam.

[runic terrace]

high five!

[vapid parcel]

those are v good

[signal palm]

Zag feels like a raspberry to me

[coarse stone]

I can't stand cooked tomatoes or any other cooked veggie really

[modern hearth]

I like tomato soup.

And I like raw tomato with other stuff like salsa.

[coarse stone]

there's only specific things that I can stand cooked out of the veggie group

[modern hearth]

I just can't eat a raw tomato on its own or on burgers.

Because NO.

And also WHY.

[runic terrace]

the food i associate w zag is ginger

[drifting citrus]

hades is an ugli fruit

[coarse stone]

Hades is a blobfish

[runic terrace]

the warmth but also the overwhelming!

jhgvhjfchfhj

[bold niche]

Can chopped tomato with salt or sugar be considered cooked?

[coarse stone]

Fine when it's not anywhere near you

[signal palm]

ginger is good for zag!

[coarse stone]

and no, unless it hits heat, it's not cooked xD

[runic terrace]

hjgfvhncfhfjfchjfhj salt isnt fire??

[coarse stone]

I actually like sugar'd tomatoes

and no, there's a difference between curing something and cooking it

[runic terrace]

SUGAR?

ive never heard of that

[coarse stone]

I work part time in a pizza shop

[wise shard]

how do you unlock the records room?

[modern hearth]

That's just pico de gallo without onions and cilantro innit

[coarse stone]

that sells homestyle pizza

[bold niche]

my grandmother liked that..

[runic terrace]

ooohhh

[coarse stone]

we actually put sugar on the sauce

to take off the bitter of the tomato

[modern hearth]

Most recipes with tomato use sugar.

[bold niche]

also tomatoes are good with sour cream

just perfect

[coarse stone]

Tomatoes with ranch

[modern hearth]

It cuts back on acidity and when used with canned tomatoes helps eliminate the tinny taste as well.

[drifting citrus]

so this means that hades isn't a tomato

[atomic forge]

Even slow-cooked tomatoes get a pinch of sugar.

[signal palm]

there's an event where zag has a flashback dream before you can (maybe talk to hades first? and then) unlock it in the contractor @wise shard

[runic terrace]

i think everyone in hadesgame should make homemade pizza

[modern hearth]

I make pizza as part of my job I don't want to make pizza at home ;;

[drifting citrus]

if each character in hades was a component of pizza, what would they be

[coarse stone]

I just take food from work

and Than and Meg are sauce

[modern hearth]

Zag is pepperoni, the BEST topping

[wise shard]

thanks. been spamming every conversation opportunity i get with everyone, but i suppose at 29 runs im still early on.

[signal palm]

Dusa would make really good pizza bagels, I feel

[coarse stone]

Dusa would probably be Anchovies

[runic terrace]

ok hmmm i feel like thanatos is fond of mushroom

[drifting citrus]

hades is olives

[bold niche]

if each character in hades was a component of pizza, what would they be
@drifting citrus Hades is a pineapple, ez

[runic terrace]

jgfvgfjhfhj

[modern hearth]

Hahaha

[coarse stone]

Than could be Green Peppers?

[runic terrace]

oooh!

[drifting citrus]

zeus is mustard pizza

[coarse stone]

Cool and refreshing

[runic terrace]

hades is onion obv

[signal palm]

I feel like Nyx would be into olives

[coarse stone]

Alecto could be the sauce?

[runic terrace]

gcdghdhgdgh nyx is when ppl make activated charcoal dough

[coarse stone]

It's red

[atomic forge]

I've got a pizza I top with uncooked red onions

[coarse stone]

and liquid?

[runic terrace]

zag: hahaha yeah we were out of tomato sauce so thats my blood!
zag: NO I WAS KIDDING DONT THROW IT OUT I WORKED HARD ON THAT

[vapid parcel]

zag is cheese: most necessary

[coarse stone]

Alecto: I'LL TAKE IT

[runic terrace]

alecto is hot peppers

aww

[modern hearth]

Red onions are best onions

[coarse stone]

Tisiphone is Banana Peppers

[bold niche]

Zag is surely tomato sauce for different reasons

[runic terrace]

ghdfghdgh all 3 furies are different hot peppers

[coarse stone]

Nyx is the dough?

[runic terrace]

yeah!!

[marble prawn]

damn im out here, liking pineapple on my pizza

[runic terrace]

ares is the pizza cutter hgfcgfhcghdcghdgh

[modern hearth]

Can we just get a #hades-food channel where we constantly compare the cast to food

[coarse stone]

Nyx is cheese stuffed crust, Demeter is dried crust

[atomic forge]

You can like pineapple on pizza, it's a legitimate topping.

[modern hearth]

Don't start that war here

[coarse stone]

Ares is the large pizza cutter, Athena is the smaller one (that takes more finesse)

[runic terrace]

thats how the trojan war started

helen put pineapple on her pizza

[drifting citrus]

so that's what the war on the surface is about!

[modern hearth]

Yeah it all happened because Helen of Troy liked pineapple on pizza

[bold niche]

where i live, you just make pizza from whatever left in the fridge

[coarse stone]

I thought the Trojan War started because Eris asked the gods which pizza should be for dinner

[signal palm]

Any topping is a legitimate topping if you like it. Just don't expect people to be able to share it (or that sentiment) with you

[coarse stone]

Thanatos facepalmed

[runic terrace]

hey you know whats good on pizza? potato

[coarse stone]

Aphrodite wanted Passionfruit

[runic terrace]

like thin slices

oooo

[modern hearth]

Anything can be a legitimate topping if it is capable of being placed on top of another object

[coarse stone]

and I'M NOT MAKING YOU PIEROGI PIZZA Kam D:<

Depise making that pizza

[runic terrace]

GHFCHGDHG dont worry i wouldnt ask!!

[modern hearth]

What about a pizza topped with another pizza

[marble prawn]

is pizza a valid pizza topping

[junior field]

@runic terrace that's just a pie and you know it

[drifting citrus]

... Several people are typing...

[modern hearth]

Haha gotcha

[runic terrace]

is it difficult?

[coarse stone]

It's just really annoying

[runic terrace]

ive seen ziti pizza

thats technically two pizzas

[coarse stone]

gotta get canned sliced taters

[bold niche]

thin slices of potato, onion, black pepper and there is nothing else you need

[runic terrace]

ahhhhh

[coarse stone]

then put seasoning and onions

[drifting citrus]

is there bone marrow pizza

[modern hearth]

Oooh black pepper on pizza mmm

Of course there is.

[bold niche]

wait thats not pizza

[coarse stone]

then top it with cheese

[drifting citrus]

skelly pizza 👀

[runic terrace]

BONE PIZZA??????

[coarse stone]

Skelly is romano cheese

[runic terrace]

BONES???/

[open berry]

what on earth is happening here

[runic terrace]

pizza

[drifting citrus]

LMAOO

[open berry]

im afraid

[signal palm]

skelly would get onto a pizza if it meant getting paid, honestly

[marble prawn]

so much for boneless pizza

[coarse stone]

We took the channel and are now making it about food

[runic terrace]

hgvcgbcxghdxghdghdghdh

[modern hearth]

Well there was a leak that said that all the characters of Hades are actually pizza toppings having a weird dream

[coarse stone]

Skelly is a bone'd in wing

[bold niche]

Head chief:

[modern hearth]

So we're guessing which is which rn

[drifting citrus]

today on hades the videogame
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/187458596559257600/689642539493490729/unknown.png

[coarse stone]

Cerberus is the boneless wing pizza?

[runic terrace]

skelly: im a pizza for reals you can hit me with that rolling pin

[drifting citrus]

rolling pin aspect

[modern hearth]

LOL

[coarse stone]

Rolling Pin Weapon

the aspects? Nyx

Demeter

[signal palm]

aspect of julia child

[modern hearth]

Aspect of Tostino's

[runic terrace]

attack: roll em
special: flip enemies into the air like pizza dough

[marble prawn]

narrator dlc: julia child

[drifting citrus]

cast: cast

[vapid parcel]

agsgdhd

[coarse stone]

Wonder what sauces that every character would be

[vapid parcel]

cast flings tomato sauce

[drifting citrus]

tomatostone

[runic terrace]

hfvhjfhjf

[coarse stone]

Zag is Ranch, everyone seems to like him except some odd people out

[runic terrace]

boiling sauce

[modern hearth]

I

LOVE RANCH

MIDWEST GANG

[drifting citrus]

do you love zag

[modern hearth]

I do

[signal palm]

zag is ranch confirmed

[coarse stone]

Who doesn't love Zag?

[runic terrace]

zag: id love to see a ranch

[drifting citrus]

theory confirmed

[modern hearth]

o::

[runic terrace]

hades

[coarse stone]

Well Hades doesn't count, no one likes him either

[runic terrace]

jhghjgfhjfhj

[vapid parcel]

agshdhfjgghh

[coarse stone]

He's Tzaziki sauce :<

Than could be BBQ sauce

[modern hearth]

Welp now I have to order a Gyro for dinner

ty panda

I've been trying to decide for like the past 45 mins

[coarse stone]

I'd offer to make you a Gyro Wedge

but I'm not at work

[vapid parcel]

finally man! go get your food

[modern hearth]

I'm not going anywhere are you insane

[runic terrace]

the head chef cooks with...cream of tartarus

[drifting citrus]

gyro? topical

[coarse stone]

Alecto is hot sauce

Meg is Buffalo Sauce

[bold niche]

somehow i see Meg as teriyaki

[coarse stone]

Or or or

[bold niche]

dunno why

[drifting citrus]

with how much fish the chef gets, i'm surprised sgg hasn't gone with a tartarus sauce joke yet

[coarse stone]

better, Sweet Red Chili sauce

That sauce is delicious

Starts off sweet, then spikes to spicy

[modern hearth]

Tartarus Sauce.

[runic terrace]

hm................what if zag salsa

[drifting citrus]

ares is garlic chili

[modern hearth]

That's amazing.

[drifting citrus]

WHAT IF ZAG SALSA

LMAOO

[coarse stone]

Than is Guac

[runic terrace]

hfhjfhjfhjfhj

[modern hearth]

This spoilers channel has gone off the rails

[runic terrace]

things that are sweet and tasty but also if you take too big a bite OUCH

[signal palm]

guys, next ask sgg w/ greg in it, can we all ask him what sauces/fruits/foods the characters are

[vapid parcel]

worm off the string

[modern hearth]

The self-isolation is driving us all to madness

[runic terrace]

hgfvghfghfgh

[coarse stone]

Well I also work in a school

[runic terrace]

whos horseradish sauce

[drifting citrus]

poseidon

[coarse stone]

and thanks to the coronavirus, my whole job is thrown off

[runic terrace]

demeter maybe

[bold niche]

The self-isolation is driving us all to madness
@modern hearth that and midnight hunger

[coarse stone]

and Poseidon is better

[atomic forge]

You know, I've never actually had horseradish before.

[drifting citrus]

i see horse and i think poseidon

[runic terrace]

oooh... its good

[coarse stone]

He's the god of horses

[modern hearth]

Horseradish is SO GOOD

[runic terrace]

actually horseradish does go w fish 🤔

[modern hearth]

It's creamy and s p i c y

[vapid parcel]

is that an instrument

[coarse stone]

and some people complain about his smell

[atomic forge]

Gonna make prime rib soon.

[runic terrace]

wasabi....

chrain....

[drifting citrus]

do dips count as sauce

[modern hearth]

Most wasabi is just green horseradish

[coarse stone]

Tisiphone could be Wasabi

[runic terrace]

ooh yes

[modern hearth]

So if you've had wasabi you've likely had horseradish

[coarse stone]

it's useful for eating raw fish

[drifting citrus]

demeter is spinach and artichoke

[runic terrace]

spicy makes the fish taste good

[coarse stone]

and technically actual wasabi is specifically from Japan

[modern hearth]

I do not think fish taste good

[runic terrace]

aww

[drifting citrus]

hades is soy sauce cause he's hella salty

[coarse stone]

Most American-Wasabi is actually green horseradish IIRC

[signal palm]

theseus feels like a mustard

[runic terrace]

GHFGHFCGH

YEAH

[coarse stone]

He's Dijon Mustard

[ebon rose]

Did Chaos just ask me to tell Nyx to play hide and seek with him for funsies as a way of reconciling?

[vapid parcel]

Gshdhhdhdfj

[modern hearth]

Theseus is Grey Poupon

[vapid parcel]

yes

[coarse stone]

Achilles is Honey Dijon

[modern hearth]

Pat is Honey Mustard

[bold niche]

Hypnos can be mayo

[runic terrace]

hfjhfhjfhj hypnos is that old heinz ketchup that had food coloring in as a gimmick

[drifting citrus]

hades is the tomato water that comes out when you don't shake the bottle of ketchup

[bold niche]

eaugh

[signal palm]

hypnos as purple ketchup lmao

[vapid parcel]

theseus is like wine sauce or sth

[coarse stone]

Cerberus is duck sauce

[runic terrace]

aster is obviously some sort of beef bbq sauce

[modern hearth]

that'

[coarse stone]

but that could be because the duck hunt games gave me a wariness towards canines

[modern hearth]

s

messed up

[runic terrace]

cow sauce.......... wait thats milk

aster is milk....

[modern hearth]

well asterius is a male so he's not a cow he's a bull

[coarse stone]

I don't think you can milk a bull

:<

[modern hearth]

and bull sauce is like milk but way different

[runic terrace]

tru

[modern hearth]

you don't want bull sauce

[drifting citrus]

aster is milk....

[runic terrace]

NOOO

[modern hearth]

LOL

[coarse stone]

Do not give me Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life flashbacks

[drifting citrus]

LMAOOOO

[runic terrace]

points at our rules page hgdhgdg

[drifting citrus]

hades the videogame is getting a little too saucy

[bold niche]

every day we stray further from god

[runic terrace]

hgfcvghfnfcghcghdcghdgh

[modern hearth]

Which god tho

[coarse stone]

To be fair, I think we kinda take the rules page

and run away with it

[drifting citrus]

too many gods

[coarse stone]

and probably Hestia

[runic terrace]

i reallly wish you wouldnt

[drifting citrus]

• zag

[runic terrace]

hgfhgdfghdgh

hey is magma a sauce

[coarse stone]

To some people

[drifting citrus]

if you believe hard enough

[modern hearth]

Magma is definitely a sauce

[runic terrace]

magma pizza....

[modern hearth]

The spiciest sauce

[signal palm]

there has to be a hot sauce named magma out there somewhere

[drifting citrus]

fish pizza but it's all slavugs

[coarse stone]

Probably, I'm pretty sure there's a very spicy sauce called magma

[runic terrace]

wait i just remembered pesto exists. i think someone should be pesto

[coarse stone]

I mean Quaker Steak and Lube have atomic sauce so maybe?

[drifting citrus]

persephone

[modern hearth]

Hades has its own version of Hot Ones where shades eat hot wings covered in magma and get interviewed by Shaunonius Evans.

[bold niche]

guess it's like aspic without horseradish.. but with ketchup instead

[runic terrace]

ooooohhh

[coarse stone]

Asterius is Alfredo sauce

[jovial cedar]

Demeter did nothing wrong.

[drifting citrus]

well...

[modern hearth]

#hadesdidtheeternalwinter

[coarse stone]

Except invent garlic sauce

[runic terrace]

demeter did lots of things wrong but also, mistral dash, soooooooooooooo,

[drifting citrus]

mistralfredo

[coarse stone]

Demeter could also be Soy Sauce

cause she salty

[signal palm]

omg that just made me realize that when you take nourished soul, gRANDMA FEEDS YOU

[bold niche]

so many sauces out there, and the fanciest one i tried was ketchunaise

[coarse stone]

Can I vote to not be fed by obsessive grandma?

[runic terrace]

hvhgfchf technically, yes, pool of purging

[coarse stone]

That...just sounds horrible tbh

[primal cipher]

Did anyone else think that Euridice was going to become the new head chef and they'd be reunited that way?

[jovial cedar]

Demeter Legendary: Permafrost Chanclas

[runic terrace]

omg thatd be so cute

[coarse stone]

Hades would kick them both out

[signal palm]

on today's episode of the supergiant discord: they gave zag an eating disorder

[coarse stone]

for singing way too much

[runic terrace]

tho im glad shes not in the House cuz. that sucks ghfghdgh

[drifting citrus]

y'all know the vine where the guy pours a drink from every soda tap

[runic terrace]

AAAGH IM SORRY ZAG I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT,,

[drifting citrus]

that drink is chaos

[runic terrace]

ghdcghdghdghdgh

[coarse stone]

Chaos is taking every sauce

and putting it into a bowl

and mixing it all together

[drifting citrus]

and eating it like cereal

[coarse stone]

Then putting it on a Durian

in front of everyone

[bold niche]

also, also.. you can add that fancy glitter dye, that they use in some drinks

[coarse stone]

Then inviting Nyx to share the Durianstrosity

[bold niche]

it looks like a primordial abyss

and probably tastes

[coarse stone]

I hear glitter and I think of Tisiphone

My reaction to glitter and her reaction to murderers might be more similar than I'd like to think

[runic terrace]

and eating it like cereal
@drifting citrus
if i had a dime for every time i saw someone eat cereal w ice water id have two dimes, but i hate that it happened twice!!!

[vapid parcel]

...wat

who does that

wtf

[coarse stone]

who the frig eats Cereal with WATER

[runic terrace]

RIGHT???

[vapid parcel]

WHY

[coarse stone]

That's just...a waste of perfectly good cereal

[vapid parcel]

WAS THERE NO MILK??

[drifting citrus]

poseidon does

[runic terrace]

i mean he ate it so

[coarse stone]

People eat the weirdest crap

[bold niche]

soon we might try it as well

[coarse stone]

Doesn't make it sensible or actually delicious

[runic terrace]

i saw a guy put water and ice in the bowl!!!

[vapid parcel]

wtf.

wtffffff

[drifting citrus]

that 'S SOOP baby !

[bold niche]

why in the world

[open berry]

every time i look back in here this chat gets more cursed

[vapid parcel]

agsdhfhhf

[runic terrace]

hi

[coarse stone]

Frankly, I'd prefer to not eat weird crap tbh

[signal palm]

Zag would do it to spite Hades

[bold niche]

did you ever tried milk soup

[coarse stone]

wouldn't he find out what his mom liked to eat

and eat it in front of Hades

out of spite?

[vapid parcel]

he would eat whatever hades would tell him not to

[coarse stone]

well that opens up a lot of possibilities

[modern hearth]

So everything

[coarse stone]

Including Cerberus' dog food

No wonder Cerb's willing to take the bribe

Zag eats his food

[drifting citrus]

the only source of food in the House is fish

[coarse stone]

So Hades should thank Poseidon?

[runic terrace]

oh yeah its weird how zags like the dog treats are for the shades but no one eats the cake

[coarse stone]

Then Dusa sneaks in

Looks all innocent

then the next thing we know, the cake is completely gone

[signal palm]

Dusa didn't eat it but her snakes did

[coarse stone]

She likes the icing tbh

[bold niche]

everyone like the icing

[drifting citrus]

not the humans

[bold niche]

it's like.. the point of a cake

[coarse stone]

Depends on the cake

some cakes are actually better off without icing IMO

Some icings are just so sweet that they ruin the flavor profile of the cake and make it just bleh

[runic terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLkACTOW8CQ this is how dusa licks icing off cake

[signal palm]

and now: hades characters as pastries

[bold niche]

some cakes have nothing but bread and icing.. maybe raisins

[drifting citrus]

someone PLEASE pin this

[bold niche]

like.. why

[coarse stone]

Than is Pain au Chocolat

[thorn compass]

Nyx: Croissant

[drifting citrus]

hades is raisin bread

[runic terrace]

i feel like than either has a huge sweet tooth or wants bitter...whichever, he wants an extreme, and anything else is gross to him

AAA HOW DARE U SULLY RAISIN BREADS GOOD NAME

[vapid parcel]

dusa is a cupcake

[runic terrace]

yesss

raisin bread is the bessst

[drifting citrus]

hot take: the broker is a donut

[coarse stone]

Tarte Tatin?

[runic terrace]

gfhfgh

[signal palm]

hades is fruitcake obvs

[coarse stone]

The Broker is Gordon Ramsay?

wait, maybe Alecto is Gordon

[runic terrace]

meg is...a megclair

[coarse stone]

got kicked out for calling Hades an idiot sammich or a donut

[runic terrace]

fgdfgsfgsfg

[coarse stone]

But Than could be a tarte tatin

It's both rich and sweet

[runic terrace]

ooohhh yumm i just googled that

[coarse stone]

and it's fairly popular

least in France

[runic terrace]

hgfhgdgh death by chocolate cake is a thing as well

oohhhhh

[drifting citrus]

hypnos is a poptart

[runic terrace]

YES

[coarse stone]

Maybe Dusa could be a Macaron

[runic terrace]

omg cute

[coarse stone]

adorable, small, and would probably eat things whole

[runic terrace]

aaawww

[vapid parcel]

Patroclus is a mugcake

[runic terrace]

nyx is a black and white cookie...the darkness and the moon

gfdgdhgdgh omg. pat sitting there w a mug cake ;w;

[coarse stone]

Tiramisu?

[marble prawn]

poptarts are the perfect sleepy morning breakfast hghdhjf

[vapid parcel]

slightly depressung but yummie

[runic terrace]

achilles a croissant

sisyphus a sweet roll!!

[coarse stone]

Cerberus is a Mille-feuille

[runic terrace]

cerberus is a sugar cookie cut in a paw print shape

[coarse stone]

Eurydice is a Creme Brulee

[vapid parcel]

yessss

[runic terrace]

yummm

[coarse stone]

Poseidon is a Madeleine

[runic terrace]

whats orpheus 🤔

[coarse stone]

Religeuse?

It looks very uh

extravagant?

[runic terrace]

ooohh i just googled it

u are teaching me so many tasty things

[coarse stone]

Croquembouche is Aphrodite

[modern hearth]

Are you French, Panda, or just happen to be familiar with French cuisine?

[coarse stone]

I teach French and lived in France for a while

so mostly the latter

[modern hearth]

French by association.

[runic terrace]

OH THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS

[coarse stone]

maybe Than is a Palmier, it looks like a heart

but is simple in taste

[modern hearth]

I'm a licensed chef and am a huge fan of French cooking.

Though the restaurant I work in doesn't really have any French recipes.

[coarse stone]

Athena is a Soufflé

[runic terrace]

AAHH THOSE LOOK SO GOOD 😭 im hungry for cake now

[coarse stone]

also, if you go to Starbucks

and get the Chocolate Croissant

don't let them microwave it

and it's essentially what one would find in France

[modern hearth]

I don't go to Starbucks. x]

[coarse stone]

They have legit Pain au Chocolat

but they ruin it by heating it up

[modern hearth]

It's not croissant, but there's a nice local crepe place here that does savory and sweet.

[trail plinth]

finally got orpheus contract! ............now to get 5 diamonds..............

[coarse stone]

Maybe Nyx is a Mont Blanc

It has both dark and light motifs

looks regal and elegant

[modern hearth]

Have you ever had bœuf à la Bourguignonne, Panda?

[coarse stone]

Sadly no

[modern hearth]

It is one of my favorite recipes to make.

[vapid parcel]

achilles is a revani

[coarse stone]

I think I've had Bouillabaisse since I lived in Southeastern France (Provence) where it is best known

My wallet was crying after that

[modern hearth]

Hahaha.

I am not a fan of fish, personally.

Alas, I grew up landlocked and therefore never acquired much of a taste for it, for it was never present in my diet.

[coarse stone]

Yeah, it's mostly a Provence dish IIRC

since the Mediterranean

Garlic and seafood apparently is the whole motif of the region

[modern hearth]

There's a similar dish called Cioppino but it is an Italian-American dish and the sauce is more tomato based.

It's popular out in Southern California.

[coarse stone]

I think to sum up Bouillabaisse would be...garlic seafood stew in a way

[runic terrace]

fish stew, huh...

[coarse stone]

that will cause your wallet to cry

since it's expensive as all getout

[modern hearth]

One of my favorites ever is soupe à l’oignon which is not only simple, but ancient and easy on the wallet.

[coarse stone]

Yeah, and isn't a massive headache to find in a restaurant

[modern hearth]

I don't think I've ever ordered a bad one, either.

It's difficult to mess up.

I had one recently.

[coarse stone]

Probably because if you mess it up, you shouldn't be in a kitchen to begin with xD

[modern hearth]

Yeah.

[coarse stone]

I like watching people try making Soufflé

[modern hearth]

I just love the flavor and the crostini

[coarse stone]

It's actually mildly sadistic of me

[modern hearth]

Can't go wrong with cheese either

[coarse stone]

I wonder if I should tell those potential chefs to stop trying to rush a soufflé

[modern hearth]

I enjoy the irony of me waiting for McDonalds from UberEats as we discuss fine French cuisine

[bold niche]

i can't remember when i ate any kind of good soufflé

[vapid parcel]

the duality of man

[coarse stone]

Eh, French McDonalds is actually not all that much different than American ones IIRC

That's why I laugh at French people who lambast McDs

[modern hearth]

It's pretty consistent everywhere

[bold niche]

it's almost 5 am and all i got yesterday was instant noodles and stomachache

[coarse stone]

Then I point out that they use more butter than Paual Deen in the croissants

[bold niche]

but i still enjoy the conversation

[modern hearth]

We should probably move to #off-topic-discussion

Haha we should have a while ago tbh

[coarse stone]

Eh, I think the spoilers tag has a penchant for going off the rails at times

[bold niche]

well, we started from Hades food characters

we can still cover beverages.. Hypnos can use some coffee

[modern hearth]

I would say coffee for Hermes lol

[vapid parcel]

lol hermes is espresso

[modern hearth]

Hypnos just drinks NyQuil

[valid vale]

kdgsdjfkg

[vapid parcel]

than is just water

[bold niche]

people who tend to say "expresso" are kinda right now

[vapid parcel]

agdhjfjgg

[bold niche]

but they still must suffer

[coarse stone]

Than could be a bitter italian soda?

Kinda bittersweet?

[modern hearth]

Hermes explicitly taunts those souls as he shepherds them

x]

[vapid parcel]

agdhhdjf as he should

[signal palm]

Theseus is the orange soda guy

[vapid parcel]

he also has the most complicated starbucks order out of everyone

hermes i mean

[modern hearth]

Though, I feel like Ancient Greeks would know the difference lol

[vapid parcel]

i mean idk i think they didn't have that

[coarse stone]

Meg could be rootbeer

[valid vale]

this isn’t a beverage but i once overheard a coworker talk about how she mixes her rice with mayonnaise and. im not sure why. but i feel like that’s hades

[vapid parcel]

yed

*yes

[modern hearth]

what the f||nope||

[vapid parcel]

also WTF

[signal palm]

Hades is John Mulaney's dad in the mcdonalds joke

[modern hearth]

LOL

[valid vale]

FKSGSJFKFG

[modern hearth]

Which special was that

[coarse stone]

I wonder if your coworker is Japanese? Sounds like something that comes from Japan tbh

[vapid parcel]

@valid vale hey babe quick question wtf

[coarse stone]

with the mayo and rice

[modern hearth]

I need to watch the whole thing now

[signal palm]

comeback kid

[modern hearth]

ty

[valid vale]

she was definitely an older white lady

like soccer mom age

[vapid parcel]

sounds about right

[coarse stone]

who in the world mixes rice with MAYO

shudder

[vapid parcel]

white soccer moms apparently

[modern hearth]

Well they like mayo in Japan so I can only assume it's happened there at least ONCE

[coarse stone]

well yeah, but Japan is Japan

they put Mayo on corn

[modern hearth]

So does Mexico

[coarse stone]

as a sushi roll

[modern hearth]

It's called elote and it's heaven

[coarse stone]

but the Japanese mayo is a lot sweeter than American mayo

Oh that's another potential topic, what sushi are the characters

[modern hearth]

Zag is the California Roll

[bold niche]

that's hard one

[vapid parcel]

than is sake nigiri

[coarse stone]

I already know one that is extremely bleh

for Hades.

[modern hearth]

Pls share with the class

get it

because you were a teacher

[coarse stone]

Shirako

Don't ask what it is

[modern hearth]

[vapid parcel]

what is it

[coarse stone]

(I'd also recommend to NOT google it)

[modern hearth]

why would you say that

[coarse stone]

Basically it's disgusting

[bold niche]

you know we must now

[coarse stone]

veeeeeeeeeeeeery acquired taste

[vapid parcel]

just tell us man

[valid vale]

explain

[signal palm]

It means white children

[coarse stone]

Basically a part of a fish

[vapid parcel]

yes

is it the eye

[coarse stone]

Someone dared me to try it once

[bold niche]

and i googled

welp.. some do like these

[coarse stone]

I basically asked them if they thought I was insane or that exploratory of eerie

[signal palm]

idk honestly hades seems more like eel than that

[coarse stone]

well eel is actually potentially tasty

[fading garnet]

Eel's pretty good

[valid vale]

idk much about sushi rolls bc I’m allergic to avocado

[coarse stone]

and not likely to give people horrified reactions or sadistic glee

[valid vale]

but eel is good

[coarse stone]

lol

[fading garnet]

Haven't tried fish eyes due to lack of opportunity

[bold niche]

i thought trying fish eyes is something that one does when there are no other opportunities

[signal palm]

natto hades

[coarse stone]

Poor victims D:

Cerb could be inarizushi

[vapid parcel]

Patroclus should be something slightly bitter

[coarse stone]

so probably a nigiri sushi

[signal palm]

i don't know enough about sushi for this one :c

[coarse stone]

Oh, that's pretty easy

Nigiri is the Japanese standard, basically rice with raw fish slices on top

[fading garnet]

ye

[coarse stone]

Maki is what we call sushi in the U.S., basically the rolls

[signal palm]

oh no i meant the prompt sushi; i know what nigiri is basically

[coarse stone]

Tempura is deep fried

[fading garnet]

What about sashimi

[coarse stone]

fish slices

[fading garnet]

ye

but idk who that might match up with

[signal palm]

who else but mr fresh fish man

[fading garnet]

oh yeah

that would work

[coarse stone]

There's a Lava sushi apparently

lol

[fading garnet]

a what

[coarse stone]

Cream cheese and salmon roll

with lava sauce

[fading garnet]

I guess that's Lernie

[coarse stone]

there's also a Greek roll

[valid vale]

ares is when you hide a shard of metal in a sushi roll

he wants the cronch

[signal palm]

that reminds me of that broken glass sandwich song

ares would be into it

[fading garnet]

the what

[signal palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f90qKNQSiVk

[modern hearth]

John Mulaney is too funny

[runic terrace]

oh my goddd its been so long sinbce i remembered that existed

[coarse stone]

o.o

[signal palm]

This is the kind of music Zag would write and play with his lyre

[coarse stone]

Than would probably play the theramin for lulz

Artemis would be the violin, cause of the bow

[valid vale]

I can see her being a cello player actually

[modern hearth]

In myth Artemis was a flute player

[vapid parcel]

i think one of her symbols is the horn

for hunting yk

[valid vale]

listen we just want the bow pun

[bold niche]

so Skelly is a percussionist then

[valid vale]

DJDGDKFKG

[vapid parcel]

ahdjfjg

[valid vale]

honestly he has the Percussionist Personality™️ so that checks

[coarse stone]

Tisiphone is the vocalist

although she might also be a one-hit wonder

[valid vale]

she screams death metal

”MURDERRRRRRRRR”

[thorn compass]

Murmaider

[vapid parcel]

murdmania

[signal palm]

skelly also seems like the doot doot type yk

[coarse stone]

Her favorite lyric is Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

[vapid parcel]

ahjdjf

[coarse stone]

Maybe she should've had some music playing to avoid going nutty

[valid vale]

hermes is almost definitely a trumpet player

[coarse stone]

Alecto asks if an Iron Maiden is an instrument

[vapid parcel]

ahdhfjkg

[valid vale]

dksgskfkfg

WAIT NO SKELLY PLAYS THE TRUMBONE

[vapid parcel]

wow

[coarse stone]

and the reason that Cerberus destroyed the lounge

was because someone put on Who Let The Dogs Out?

[valid vale]

fkdgdkfgkg actually yes

[bold niche]

Hermes also gives strict associations with eurobeat

dunno why

[coarse stone]

Cerberus plays the Chime bells

[valid vale]

hades plays the triangle. he is an expert

I may enjoy bullying hades too much

[vapid parcel]

hades should not have a spot in the band

[valid vale]

ah so he’s the conductor no one listens to

[vapid parcel]

he can carry the equipment

[coarse stone]

Or he plays the nose flute

[valid vale]

FKDGDKDG

[vapid parcel]

i feel like someone plays ocarina

[coarse stone]

Zag?

[vapid parcel]

hmmm no

[bold niche]

Dio?

[vapid parcel]

than!

[coarse stone]

He wields a sword

and is the hero of the story

[vapid parcel]

than also has a sword!

and he's blonder

[coarse stone]

But Than likes the theramin

[bold niche]

Than has to play something that you hear and realize that death approaches

[coarse stone]

He doesn't have to touch it so it probably won't die

[vapid parcel]

whats better than the haunting music of a haunted ocarina

[coarse stone]

and it makes really creepy "DEATH APPROACHES" sounds

There's also a band that plays vegetable instruments

[vapid parcel]

oh god

[valid vale]

of course there is

[coarse stone]

Base drum pumpkins

[vapid parcel]

no we're not going back to veggies

[coarse stone]

Carrot flutes

Poseidon plays the Zadar Sea Organ

(it's played by the sea)

Ares could play the Pyrophone

[vapid parcel]

zeus plays....

[coarse stone]

and Zeus plays the Zeusaphone

[vapid parcel]

the electric guitar

[coarse stone]

there's actually legit an instrument

called the Zeusaphone

(or the Thoramin)

[dusty elbow]

Wait what

[vapid parcel]

what does it do

[coarse stone]

basically plays on the energy of a tesla coil

[valid vale]

...your screen name as you come into this conversation may be the best comedic timing I’ve ever seen @dusty elbow

[vapid parcel]

perfect timing

[dusty elbow]

Hehehehehehehe

[coarse stone]

and it makes sense

[dusty elbow]

Whenever there are puns, I come running

[coarse stone]

that Zeus, the egomaniac, would play an instrument named after him

[vapid parcel]

true

[dusty elbow]

(Or is that pun-ning)

[coarse stone]

Or you come pun-ning to deliver swift punishment

Asterius can play the moo

[dusty elbow]

Locked in the pun-geon

[vapid parcel]

ahshdhfj

[dusty elbow]

No no no, he can play the Cowbell

[valid vale]

MORE COWBELL

[vapid parcel]

but theseus already plays with his bells

[bold niche]

then tuba?

dunno why.. it just fits

[coarse stone]

Dio can play the spoons

[dusty elbow]

He has the lung capacity for it

[valid vale]

...im gonna suplex you @vapid parcel

[vapid parcel]

agdhfjjgkg

HEHEHEHEHE

[dusty elbow]

Okay every time I see Dio I just think of jojo’s bizarre adventure

I know who it is but still

[vapid parcel]

i love thst no one else got it

or chose to ignore it

[coarse stone]

You thought it was me, Dionysus, but it was REALLY ME SPOONS

[valid vale]

Theseus could play the trumpet too, loud, enjoying being center of attention

[bold niche]

what was that thing called.. made with glasses and you play with wet hands

[coarse stone]

a Hydrophone

[dusty elbow]

No I noticed Yvi, I just didn’t comment

[coarse stone]

?

[bold niche]

guess Dusa can play it

[vapid parcel]

i thought it was really funny

but that might be bc it's half past three am

[coarse stone]

Dusa could be the conductor

[valid vale]

ur just a gremlin

[dusty elbow]

I don’t know why but Dusa playing the xylophone is hilarious to me

[vapid parcel]

but i am ur gremlin

[coarse stone]

the poor snakes

[valid vale]

true

also FKDGDKFKFG THE XYLOPHONE

[bold niche]

yeah, boyo

[brittle flume]

She'd be great at it tho ngl

Epic xylophone solo

[coarse stone]

the Kalimba maybe?

a thumb piano

[bold niche]

sneks: bump
music: (created)

[coarse stone]

or the Hang Drum

Dusa bouncing around on them

[bold niche]

just wanted to say

[coarse stone]

making music

[bold niche]

guess really fits

[coarse stone]

Than could play the Aztec Death Whistle?

[valid vale]

ooooohh

[hollow mortar]

The new Artemis-Ares Duo dialogue is

[dawn crater]

Lol, using a god's call in a trial(Ares' call when you didn't choose Ares) makes Zag say some funny stuff

[dusty elbow]

YEP

I called on Demeter when she was mad at me and she was like YOU DARE CALL UPON ME

[undone reef]

@dusty elbow Ha ha Gods, such imbeciles at times

Charon could need some quests or storyline. Maybe to make him a bit less... but still being...

And Cerberus, all time favorite hound (I may say, I am found of Fenrir, but another time, another place)

[dawn crater]

Zag just said "Well, this is awkward..."

[clever fern]

is there anyone get full decoration yet?

[mystic tusk]

my relationship with dusa is one past the heart-arrow, because I've given her one super OJ, but I've not yet had the opportunity to give her another, and I've completed a bunch of runs since then

is there something else I need to trigger? the next heart's just plain gray

[open berry]

@undone reef im sure thats coming when charon gets his portrait and model next update

[clever fern]

@mystic tusk is nyx talking to her?

or meg?

[mystic tusk]

nope, I can interact with her and she just says a typical remark and flies to the rafters

[clever fern]

got any ambrosa left?

the big one?

[mystic tusk]

ayup

[clever fern]

so u have her companion?

[mystic tusk]

do I need to upgrade her companion?

yup, but I haven't dosed it yet

[clever fern]

no need

so when you meet her

no mark of giving bottle?

[mystic tusk]

nope, and she's usually in the lower right, just outside the bedroom door

I'll make sure to capture some screenshots on my next run

sounds like it's not something obvious I'm missing, though

[clever fern]

have she talking with nyx or meg yet?

how many ambrosa u have left?

[mystic tusk]

I'm not sure, I haven't been keeping track

just 1, currently

if that's the big one

should I be saving more?

I've been trading it for titan jam to upgrade my weapons

[dusty elbow]

Yeah, the ambrosia you need to give goes up with each time

[mystic tusk]

that'd be it

I've been leaving 1 for a gift and trading the rest away

[dusty elbow]

I think it’s two for the next one, five for the last one? It’s ‘spensive

[mystic tusk]

thank you very much! that's been bugging me

[dusty elbow]

You’re welcome!

Also I’m laughing at titan jam

[clever fern]

u need more mate

[flint wing]

for the locked heart on zeus, has anyone gotten through that? I didn’t know if it’s just you gotta talk with him a bunch or if there’s a special trigger you need

[clever fern]

1 2 and 5

[flint wing]

already got Big Friendship with Artemis

[mystic tusk]

purple stuff, sunny d, super oj, and titan jam

part of a complete breakfast

[clever fern]

@flint wing u need to talk to him more and more

[flint wing]

ah okay just making sure

thanks for the heads up

[clever fern]

Big Friendship more like big CRUSH

[shrewd badger]

today i got tired of the lack of progress, so I started suicide runs

and damn, there are a lot of new dialogues

[coarse stone]

That's what I did when I wanted to see Than <:

Ran into Than, stepped into lava.

[shrewd badger]

yeah, I can get it now, lol

[clever fern]

anyone saw the red onion yet?

[shrewd badger]

the one in erebus?

[clever fern]

yes

[shrewd badger]

yep, I think I need 10 more to complete the index entry

you need to get into a hard room and then got hit by something

you will lose your reward, but will earn a red onion, lol

[clever fern]

oh that what i got

lul

press too fast

cant even see what it is

[shrewd badger]

it recovers you 1 hp

xd

[clever fern]

lul

[devout pilot]

im sure i could rattle off endless questions about dialogue and plot, but if nothing else, anyone get past the locked heart on artemis

if i've read this chat and her right, "big friendship"

[clever fern]

she has crush on him

although it become big friendship

[devout pilot]

D'aw

[errant patio]

how do i get the Guan Yu aspect?

[restive elk]

Invest some blood in the spear, and talk to Achillies

If he doesn't talk, commit tactical die.

[errant patio]

any aspect or Achilles one?

okay xD

[restive elk]

Any aspect.

[clear sinew]

I got it unlocked after beating the boss with the spear

Was just using aspect of zag though

[coral basin]

how do i get the Arthur aspect?

[frozen jolt]

Check the pins in this channel

[coral basin]

thanx

[lunar kiln]

https://i.imgur.com/URis2Hl.jpg

oops

[restive elk]

Ah the way he says that his face is baked in one emotion like a clay brick almost convinses me that it is so.

[warped thorn]

How do you unlock the Aspect of Guan Yu?

[clear sinew]

i got it after escaping with the spear

it might need titan blood in it too, not sure

[ornate siren]

You don't need to escape with spear

I'm fairly sure it's just some number of aspects unlocked

[warped thorn]

In total across all weapons?

[restive elk]

yes

[dawn ore]

I can't seem to get to the point of giving ambrosia to Zeus. He doesn't say anything new.

[restive elk]

Ambrosia is a bit limited in persons who accept it.

[dawn ore]

I mean Zeus has a heart icon with a lock on it, not a timer

[jovial cedar]

I have

[dawn ore]

Which means I should be able to give ambrosia at some point

But there's no further development with Zeus

[jovial cedar]

He just says he shouldn’t be picking favourites, but Zag is his favourite ;x

[restive elk]

Probably it's locked because it is at that point, but there is no Zeus content so far.

[jovial cedar]

After I gave him the ambrosia it said that I forged a bond with Zeus

[dawn ore]

Yeah exactly

I can't get to the point of forging a bond with Zeus

He just keeps saying his typical random lines

And from what I understand you're supposed to be able to forge bonds with both Artemis and Zeus this update

Already have Artemis

Can't seem to get Zeus

[burnt harbor]

Maybe it's a meta thing

The lock is impossible to open because Zeus is THAT self-centered

[warped thorn]

I've invested around 9 blood across the different weapons. Is that enough for the Guan Yu aspect? Or does it require more?

[low blade]

but some people have been able to give ambrosia to zeus/artemis, so what triggered them to be able to progress past the locked heart? or is everyone just lying? i feel like people aren't understanding, content was added for them, but it's not unlocking for a lot of us despite seeing zeus/artie a bunch

[undone reef]

@low blade It might be just that content or interaction are unlocked not only by specific actions in the house or during a run, but after a certain number of run as well.

[modern hearth]

It'll unlock you just have to be patient. Most things in this game seem not to work in the 'do x and then y will happen right away' format but rather in the 'do x to meet the conditions for y, and then once you've cycled through all the events you still need to cycle through before y, y will happen'.

[low blade]

yeah, i know, i've just got no events left for zeus/artemis to cycle through, so i'll just have to keep running and hope it happens randomly

[modern hearth]

If you are unable to give them Ambrosia then you do have more events to cycle through with them.

I know Artemis will clue you in by talking about Callisto more and more.

[low blade]

ok, that's literally what everyone was asking and people weren't answering

so thanks

[modern hearth]

Yeah! I wasn't around then so I'm sorry you weren't able to get the answer right away.

I'm not entirely sure for Zeus since I haven't been feeding him Abrosia but I'm waiting on Arte too currently.

[low blade]

nah all good, i wasn't in i just have been wondering myself and saw the questions and no answers so thought i'd bring it back up

i'm guessing that if there is more callisto dialogue for artemis, she is the trigger for zeus's progression as well (possibly with another event from him first)

cos i believe some of the zeus stuff is him trying to set zag up with artemis

from what i've heard previously

[pale axle]

Hey I'm sure this has been mentioned somewhere here before, but how do I get Orpheus and Eurydice back together once I've found his file in the Archives room? Zag said something about it going to the contractor, but the contractor hasn't got anything new.

[karmic vine]

I had to do another run before the option became available

[pale axle]

Oh ok thanks!

[stone hazel]

So I found out I can use the shield weapon with the ranged modifier and just tank through last two bosses and pierce them after their attacks 😆

[nocturne rose]

Does anybody know how to progress the orpheus/eurydice quest? Cause I found the contract and bought it then Orpheus disappeared and I haven't seen either of them in 4+ runs??

[exotic mist]

have you met eurydice in asphodel?

wait i cant read

i think its just rng if you get her chamber, you should find both of them there i think

[nocturne rose]

Ok thanks

[lapis smelt]

What is the ‘Eldest Sigil’ renovation in the patch notes?

[dusty elbow]

It’s the thingie in the back of the records room

You renovate it for nyx’s quest

[pallid hill]

Is anyone else down to riot if we cant reunite patroclus and achilles through the contractor?

In future patches that is

[vapid parcel]

yes.

[pallid hill]

I appreciate your contribution

[vapid parcel]

if we can't get them together i am going to do things i may regret

i just... need my boys.

[pallid hill]

I was so excited when i heard of the others

Thought the two would get some love too but guess not

[nocturne rose]

Well if you talk to Achilles he says it's not yet time

[pallid hill]

Yet 👀

[nocturne rose]

Assuming that he means the time will come

[vapid parcel]

good.

[dusty elbow]

I’m thinking they will, the rest of their hearts are behind the Timer wall so it’s likely

[pallid hill]

I demand justice for the two

[vapid parcel]

i'd die if they wouldn't give them to us

just straight up perish

[dusty elbow]

i want to hear Patroclus sound content
Give it to me SuperGiant

[vapid parcel]

i also want to know how they parted???? bc in all the myths I found they parted just fine and i want to know what they changed!!!

unless it's achilles' guilt speaking

i am just. too hype. for more story??

[lusty barn]

Man what myths do you read where they parted ok?

[vapid parcel]

the illiad?

[lusty barn]

Sigh I typed it all out and have no idea what swear I used...

[frozen jolt]

would you like me to copy it

swear less

[vapid parcel]

me

[lusty barn]

Haha sure. I think I know now.

[frozen jolt]

oh, I think I can’t on mobile D:

[lusty barn]

Alright here goes swearless then! Lol