#h1-story-discussion
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omg i havent seen that one
Cause of death: Old age.
that's such a good one
young shade: so vine got shut down
old shade: like olives?
young shade: wow you ARE old

young shade teaches hypnos hit or miss and hes Insuffrerable about it
wowww zag you died again! well, you know what they say, i guess they never miss huh?
zag: [gets turned down by achilles]
hypnos: you got a boyfriend? i bet he doesnt kiss you MWAHHH
Delete this
delete this and then delete yourself kam
:<
Don't listen, Kam, this is beautiful
"What a cruel ending to a good life." Cause of death: liver failure. Dionysus cult member in the House.
I really appreciate his leopard skin cape
I wonder if he wears under wear
Doesn't seem like it
Zag & the Chthonics are required to wear pants because they have, like, combat sprites and they move around and stuff. The Olympians and anyone else who isn't running around fighting things can get away with wearing whatever they want 😂
I mean, look at Chaos, they're wearing faces
But, Aphrodite...?
"whatever they want"
It does lead to a funny separation where everyone in the Underworld is wearing tights/pants but anyone from the surface + all the Olympians clearly aren't and probably think it's tacky
the ancient Greek checklist for "bad fashion" was essentially pants and sleeves
They took Dio's "No pants at my party" rule a little too seriously.
Hehe
implying dio set the fashion rules for an entire civilization, which was also partying for millennia
i like it.
If there's gonna be a culture dedicated to thousand-year-long parties, it's the Greeks.
Before he made it to Elysium, he never partied much, what with being locked in the Labyrinth.
Now his party is making paste of people coming through his domain.
Theseus has probably tried to throw Asterius parties several times but much like Zag his response is “People... having a good time...? Can we go back to fighting now”
Still need my Theseus frat boy party where he smashes bottles of ambrosia against his head
"So you withstood the finest of Elysium." "Detecting a pattern yet, Father?"
"Haven't seen Hercules, so no."
Herakles. Hercules is the Roman name that got picked up by Disney because reasons.
Well maybe his roman incarnation found it's way into the greek underworld as well? Ever considered that?
No, they name Herakles directly in-game.
Hercules + Herakles Duo perhaps.
God knows Hades would be the first game in history to pull THAT off I'd say.
heraklones 
leave it to disney to mess up interpretation of myths :kappa:
next you're gonna tell me genies weren't voiced by robin williams in the old myths either
I haven't seen the live action Aladdin despite that being my favorite 2D Disney movie because Robin is gone.
I saw it.
I overall liked it very much
aside from one thing: The inclusion of a new character. Wasn't there before and serves no purpose now aside from being annoying and useless everytime she is on the screen.
Will Smiths Genie was cool though. Struck a nice balance between the 2D genie and his own thing.
guys, please move to #off-topic-discussion for Disney movie discussions. 😅
My bad!
Does Zagreus get edgier as you play the game?
I feel like his quip ratio was a lot higher, and now he's getting all aggro about not crossing him and calling slain enemies pathetic
I feel like he is still quippy.
And he was also somewhat....to use your term, "edgy" about certain things.
He holds grudges against enemies that kill him, for example.
Hes also very nice a lot of the time
But I also notice him like
telling enemies to hurry up when they're getting summoned
He just seems very done on my save, lol
the bbu is def all abt zag learning to be angry
so its just spilling over i guess lol
Like, if a lout kills you and you kill a lout on your next run, Zag says something along the lines of
"That was for last time."
Also, now that I mentioned louts, I am sure that I heard him say something to the wretched broker after getting killed by a lout as well.
Something along the lines of "You look like someone who killed me once."
Zag takes a very different attitude with things that are actively trying to kill him than he does with most others. 
But to answer your question, afaik the "quip" to "aggressive quip" ratio doesn't change as you progress or anything; he's always fairly aggressive towards enemies, there's just a mix of more aggressive lines and more easygoing ones that can be selected in any given room
I am still not sure how I would classify Zagreus.
Chaotic Neutral Characters are always a bit hard to judge in that regard.
I classify Zag as LN
No way.
teetering towards NG
If Zag were Lawful he'd be helping with running the Underword.
Probably Good, probably Chaotic, could argue for Chaotic Neutral.
Zag is lawful because he follows a personal code and virtues put forth by olympus
Chaotic good for sure
He's lawful in the way a lawful paladin would dissasdenble something abhorrent to his own strict beliefs
By that measure Bloodless are Lawful because they are dedicated to their code of destroying everything.
Yeah, that's LE
No, it's chaotic. It's wanton destruction.
They're acting vaguely Lawful by working with Hades to stop Zagreus' escape attempts, but they themselves are very CE.
If you define Chaotic as not adhering to ANY sort of structure you don't have any narrative.
Chaotic evil characters would destroy because it's fun, it's got a monetary value, or because they don't know
Money has no meaning to a Chaotic character beyond being able to create more chaos.
It's the difference in the Dark Knight between the Joker and the various gangsters.
Defining lawfulness by Western societal standards doesn't work in all universes
Modern western philosophy has its roots in Greek, there's a lot of easy translation.
And if someone is following a strict ruleset for how they behave, I would consider them lawful
By the standards of the setting, Theseus is top tier Lawful Good.
I mean, he is.
He is.
A prick while doing that, but he is lawful good.
He follows the rules of elysium
And he is a good guy despite being an abrasive asshole
And Zagreus is bucking every rule he possibly can besides his own personal code of ethics.
Because he feels uniquely guilty
Contrast how he treats the underworld to how he treats the gods of olympis
But again, with that sort of definition you can make ANYTHING outside of random natural events Lawful.
And contrast how he treats his friends to how he treats people he very much dislikes
I think that the way he treats the people that like him being very characteristic for a chaotic neutral character.
He's got a ruleset he follows: I gotta get out of here, I will not stop, I'm adopting the ideals of olympis to find my mother
He's not adopting the ideals of Olympus, he's using their aid to escape Hades, and resolutely refusing to back down despite the massive damage it's causing every attempt.
I think it depends on the scope you're looking in from
From the underworlds perspect, yes he's definitely chaotic
He's chaotic compared to Meg
Yeah, because Meg is Lawful and Zagreus is not.
Who I would class as neutral, considering how she accepts ambrosia
Meg is LN.
I would say she is Lawful Good.
Hades work is important and right and she is doing what she is doing to keep said work and Hades work uncomprimised.
Without letting personal feelings getting in the way.
That's a good take, actually.
Alecto I would consider to be Lawful Evil because she is basically doing the same but getting sadistic pleasure out of it.
i play tisi as LN when i play her in dnd 
What is TN?
true neutral
Oh, yeah.
I would say that Asterius is chaotic neutral as well.
In a weird way though.
Lawful or True, probably.
All he cares about are the thrill of a fight and his relationship with Theseus
He is in Elysium, and endless combat is the thing to do in Elysium.
Again, any antagonist who stands in Zag's way gets a Lawful point just by virtue of working with Hades.
Depends on the perspective, but I'd agree.
What about Charon?
He certainly is not Lawful Neutral.
Lawful Neutral. He ferries souls, period.
But he also aids Zagreus against Hades' wishes.
Anyone with Obols can come through his shop.
I'd say he is true neutral or chaotic neutral.
No, Charon and classic Hades are the definition of Lawful.
I am sure that we will see more out of Charon at some point. Maybe that will illuminate the dark a bit more.
Charon's shops are for anyone who has obols. He doesn't discriminate.
Then there is the Hydra who is just a wild beast.
Not sure if Lawful can apply to that.
a lawful neutral character is one who abides by laws and rules above all else - whether that's the laws of their city or their own personal code or what-have-you
Asphodel is 99% CE, with the 1% coming from the fact that Hades is technically enlisting the shades there to stop Zag's rampage.
I feel like Charon is True Neutral 🤔
Like...he IS following the rules and doing his job, but it sort of feels like the shops are a bit of a side-hustle, and selling support items to Zag is definitely not lawful
You've got a point.
My thoughts as well.
Hermes is also TN imo
There is also the bit where Charon actively gets in touch with the Olympians to enrich himself
He's about as hands off as he can be while still sticking his nose in everything
even though Hades has a strict "No olympians" policy
Nah, Hermes edges towards NG more than TN.
I'd say Lawful Neutral
Because he takes his job rather seriously, in his own snarky way.
He's not exactly lawful either though - he's keeping secrets about his involvement with Zag and the underworld in general
Like Ellis said, helping Zagreus is very much not Lawful.
That said, he's helpful to everyone.
Depends on how you look at it.
Even characters like Artemis and Athena can't say that.
First and Formost, he is a messenger, a job he is doing good and with vigor.
He delivers important messages to and from Hades.
that's true 🤔 messengers are the truest neutral good haha
Helping Zag is either a sidegig for him
or he has been asked to do that by the olympians
^
ok hold on i'm going to do a chart and I'll get back to y'all
They talk a big lot, but they are all in for themselves.
the Olympians are across a wide spectrum tbh
I understood what you mean
None of them are Lawful, and I doubt any of them are Evil.
so it was good enough.
ehhhhh
Ares
Artemis is the only one I'd say has true good intentions.
Ares is CN.
Ares I would not say is "evil" himself either.
No, wait, Athena is LG.
Even as helping Zagreus is Chaotic or Neutral at best, she's still Athena.
Ares could be LE.
Could.
yeah, I'd say she's LG, even if she has schemes™ that she isn't open about
Athena is one of the worst in mythology.
Her PR team must be amazing for her having such a good reputation.
But if I judge her but what is happening in the game
She doesn't give me the impression of being good.
She gives me the impression of wanting to look like she is good even though she is in it for herself.
Enjoying having that reputation of being good and just.
Which, eventually, is just selfish, chaotic neutral behaviour.
I am going to the grocery shop now. I'll buy myself some juice.
I consider that a lawful neutral choice of action.
No one here fighting for Hypnos as CN? Smh y’all
Nah, he's LG.
NG
He falls asleep on the job
Does his job with a smile on his face.
Hey, you get leeway when you're the anthropic personification of sleep.
Hypnos is big into passive sabotage, not clear whether it's intentional or not but either way
I feel like he tells every shade who asks what happened what to do to avoid it.
You know, most of them don't die 500 times.
Hypnos knows no laws
"wow, old age, huh! you shouldve just stayed young"
I bet he was stumped on the tortoise guy.
No one said he was good at his job, just that he was lawful and enthusiastic.
ok i'm going to define good as "doing something knowingly with the benefit of others, including or not including oneself, as an end goal" and evil as "doing something knowingly with the pain, obstruction, or suffering of others as an end goal", and that IS subjective to each character so that's what the "knowingly" is for
if you do something only for yourself with no others considered, it's neutral
What if you do something destructive without regarding the people/things you're destroying and it was done purely for personal benefit?
Not like, intending to destroy necessarily.
yeah
that's more neutral
i think there does have to be some intent to harm in it for it to be evil
some initial intent to harm because yeah Zag is
morally
not in a great spot gkdfjg
So Zag breaking everything on his way out after he said "Hey, let me out of here so I can find my mother," is Chaotic but not Evil.
yeah
and self-defensive or reflexive harm isn't the same as actively desiring to commit harm
anyways
LG: Athena, Meg, Dusa, Theseus
NG: Hypnos, Asterius, Nyx, Hermes
CG: Dio, Artemis, Poseidon, Than (Than is a neutral/chaotic cusp, he's very conflicted)
LN: Zeus, Tisiphone
TN: Charon, Chaos
CN: Aphrodite, Ares, Alecto
LE: Hades
NE: Exalted, maybe
CE: most other enemies
I should join more official Discords, I'd never get thoughtful worldbuilding discussion like this without trolls derailing the discussion if it even got this far.
Thanks, mod team. ❤
unfortunate that chaos isnt chaotic anything
Entropy can get weird like that.
thanatos wishes he was lawful lmao
^
thanatos knows he should be lawful but can't do it
I was gonna say, no, he's Lawful, but yeah, he sucks at it.
thanatos and meg are foils imo
Ooh, yeah.
meg gets attached and upset and still does her job
than gets attached and upset and immediately abandons work
and breaks rules to help zag, and then gets mad because zag is "making" him do it lmao
Blood and darkness, I wish I could have smacked or shaken Than once when he was really on that train.
I guess around the 400 escape attempt mark he stops blaming Zag as much, but goodnight it was starting to grate.
Part of me thinks that Hades will move to LN if his motivation is ever explained.
My main reasoning for the LE is when he says...hold on let me grab the quote
Like, it's gotta be more compelling than "This is the way things are, shut up and deal with it."
||"You would have me resort to such barbarity. Blast you, boy. Punishment is not the path to rehabilitation; it is for its own sake. I'd have expected all your trips through Tartarus to have taught you as much."||
I think so?
A friend of mine listened to The Gulag Archipelago a few years ago and that is disturbingly reminiscent of a line he told me about.
The author got to ask why inflict the conditions they did on inmates, how was that supposed to help them, and he was that it was for retribution, not correction or furthering the state.
I guess Hades doesn't see much point in rehabilitating people who are already dead
Hades is not a prison.
There is no point in trying to socially rehabilitate people.
They are reaping what they have sown in their lifes.
That is why the warrior heroes, best of the best reside in Elysium
while Sisyphus get's to push a boulder for the rest of his afterlife while being bullied by furies.
Right! Lawful Evil.
Yes and no.
Hades never asked for the job, he is just doing it.
And the punishments he comes up with are in accordance to the grievances the "inmate" in question has caused.
With Sisyphus being stated to be a prime candidate for rough punishment for having cheated death multiple times.
On the other hand, you don't consider a judge to be evil because he sends someone into prison for having commited crimes.
No, but the judge has their own belief systems too
A judge could believe that sending people to prison is to get back at them for harming society, or to reform them to reintegrate into a society; a judge could even be chaotic
Well, I would have used a death sentence as an better example her,e but that discussion would go far too deep for this chat I'd say.
And regarding the quote you pulled up regarding Punishment, it kinda proves what I said earlier.
Hades is not using Punishment as a tool for education or rehabilitation.
The punishment he deals is the consequence for what the souls getting said punishment deserve according to the rules of the underworld, his rule.
While Hades is far away from being a nice guy, I never got the impression of him that he is doing any kind of punishment or harsh treatment towards anyone out of getting a sense of accomplishment or satisfaction out of it.
Man, I really wanted to see what Greg has to say about this.
are we discussing dnd alignments
yup!
considering Ellis' Hades quote, I suppose Hades does consider himself a father who is teaching Zag somewhat?
if anything I believe most of us can agree on the Lawful part of Hades at least
if that's Lawful Evil or Lawful Neutral or even Lawful Good depends on where we stand
@visual laurel So where is Persephone on your chart
She's not in the game yet, can't really say
No point in theorizing based on what we have
do we even know if she actually wrote that letter
I'd say yes. The letter was voiced by a so far by an unique female voice and the latter expressed fondness for cerberus, which has been reiterated by Hades asking Zag to tell Persephone that Cerberus is doing fine.
That seems to be a common variable between two different sources that seems to make the letterlegitimate.
Also, regarding Hypnos' allegiance.
Remember that he made everyone fall asleep when Zagreus asked him to do that the night he found persephones letter.
He could make a personel request even without not being lawful to his job.
Asking Zag to do that for him does not compromise his work.
Or his ethics towards his work.
does he even have a job? he watched the pool of styx but he does a poor job of it considering hes sleeping all the time
thanatos has expressed disapproval at hypnos for not following orders either
The allignment chart does not take in account how good people actually are at doing their jobs.
yes but his allegiance is mainly towards himself
It's hard to judge.
Maybe Hypnos is lowkey the true villain of the story.

I mean
If we look at it from this side, It makes sense.
Zagreus gets all the attention from Nyx and Hades that he wishes to get for himself.
Meg has feelings for Zag while Hypnos has feelings for Meg.
Thanatos, his own brother, shows him more scorn than love.
And who is there to remind you of all your failings whenever you died?
Hypnos.
Maybe the entire thing about the autograph was just a plot
to get you to die again.
Zagreus even starting his suicide spree only started because Hypnos enabled Zagreus being able to find the latter!
Maybe Hypnos placed that letter there in the first place!
i dunno though, full ambrosia he seems to be pretty appreciate of zagreus
appreciative
It's all a farce.
ambrosia
Also, looking at all the evidence, I figured out who his associate is.

The one aiding Hypnos in his nefarious plans
his evil schemes.
There is only one other person in the game who could hold that level of scorn towards Zagreus for everything he does and represents.
THE GUY WHO TAILORS HADES' CAPES!
Just think of the scorn of a man
who puts all of his art and craft into every piece of cloth he tailors
only to have it being burned off the shoulders of his most trusted and illustrous customer.
And who is to blame?`A brat of a god who does not value his beloved customer the way he does it.
So he started to allign himself with Hypnos.
Planning the ultimate vengeance on Zagreus.
what if the cape itself is a god? Just pick it up from the pool in the house again
Good point. But we have no evidence for that.
Athena is not LG. none of the olympian gods are strictly any one aspect for long. They switch back and forth. Athena was as times horribly vengful. The trojan war, making medusa etc. At other times she was the guardian and protector of athens. All the gods were kind, merciful, evil, vindictive, protectors, evil by turns
While I do agree with everything you have said (screw Athena), we have to look at this game in a vacuum.
We don't know if and what about our "RL Mythology" directly translates into the ingame law.
For all we know, in the context of this game, Athena might actually be that one paragon of goodness and justice.
We wouldn't know because we only have what she tells us herself and how others interact with her.
well we see that none of them forgive you for choosing them second in trails of the gods
My take on their personalities
Zues - jovial, friendly
Posedion -boisterous
Dionysus - Friendly, superficial charm
Athena -Arrogant
Ares- Likes killing things, doesn't understand why some think this is bad
Artemis - Obsessed with hunting, doesn't care about anything else. Doesn't get along well with the other gods
Aphrodite - Flirty, superficially so though.
I'd say that Ares, Dionysus and Artemis are the only three Olympian Gods who are genuinely interested in Zag and getting him out.
Ares has a real interest in Zagreus because he is a fighter/killer in his eyes whom he'd like to get in touch with out of professional curiosity. He also has some interest in his supposed to be mother Nyx.
Dionysus.....I have a hard time explaining my feelings about him, but his entire behaviour feels the most honest and open, know what I mean? Zeus is putting up his king of the god act, Poseidon doing the same, Athena with her justice and righteousness act
Dionysus is just like "Yo, dawg, come out of here, let's have a good time!"
Very superficial, but honest.
Meanwhile Artemis, I feel like she thinks that she and Zag have something in common because they are not too fond of their respective parts of the family. Wanting someone to relate with and maybe take away some of her self-imposed solitude.
Of course, all that is ignoring that I still think that all the olympians have some kind of ulterior motive in wanting to help Zagreus. Even if said ulterior motive is just getting a kick out of seeing him fail.
i agree with artemis but not sure about ares or dionysus
ares benefits the most from zag being stuck in a loop. when did he express interest in nyx though i dont remember this
dionysus... idk.
He did at some point. Pretty sure it was a one-time voiceline though.
My take on Artemis is "socially awkward" lol
But feels like she can relate to Zag enough to help
Which explains why she's so downright rude when you're mean to her in things like trials, she's genuinely hurt instead of just mildly annoyed.
“Nice shot zag, that one really hurt. You’re going to pay for that”
Something like that
I really dislike the halfgod-bit
alectos thing?
aphrodite calls him godling
I mean the part where Artemis is like "Why do I even bother with some halfgod"
i mean it is pure bitterness
yea well barbs of the master huntress wasn't just talking about her arrows
artemis seems to be the only one who actually cares and isn't manipulating zag
according to chaos
Her insults hit home
lmao
@exotic mist What do you mean, "according to chaos"
chaos implied that the olympians knew more than they let on, artemis acts legitimately genuine though
i could be misremembering
So Chaos did not say anything that lead you to believe that she was the only one not playing you.
That's the crucial part because you made it sound like they have.
ah
chaos has yet to address any specific gods
no, i was drawing a conclusion based on artemis' dialogues and chaos' line
Okay, so I was notified the oither day that I should make an honest to god effort out of actually refering to Chaos as "they" instead of him or her because political mythology correctness.
Does that mean that I should say "Chaos have said that" instead of "Chaos has said that"?
No, that's tense.
“Has” is correct!
"They" is singular when referring to someone nonbinary.
I swear to godzilla, this is going to break my brain.
It’s confusing at first but you’ll pick up on it quickly in sure
I should just start introducing myself as many myself. Technicly, I have some billion bacteria in my body, so I would not even be incorrect about it.
It is decided.
From now on, we will address ourselves as many.
dude.
All of my cells send you my greetings
What about that part was disrespectful? We don't understand.
My issue is that I use they interchangeably with he/she got everyone because I hate using the same word repeatedly
the christian god has no gender either but we regurlary call him, him. Choas has no real gender either but call him, her, it whatever you want. It is probably perfect because its not a person and was regularly regarded as a thing as well.
The 'they' drives me nuts because they is plural. I read a fantasy book with three genders and the third gender used they. However reading the book it often became confusing when three people are in a scene together and 'they went to look'. Did all three of them go look or did the third gender character look.
Yahweh is generally regarded as male.
This is also not the channel for this discussion, I don't think.
why not? Does choas ever use they or get refered to as they in the game. I cant recall
When nyx talks about choas I guess
@upper tartan i certainly take your point, but at least in this context we're talking about chaos as they are in this particular iteration!
90% sure Chaos is referred to in-game with "they".
which is to say yes, they are referred to exclusively as "they"
schpoon is too fast for me... 
Yeah, I have trouble getting second dates. 
I'm just kidding, I don't get the first date at all. 
Anyway, Chaos is non-binary, easy to remember "they".
@atomic forge I 'll leave it if its becoming to serious a conversation for this thread but yahweh despite being referred to with masculine pronouns is regarded as non-gendered. Its a tenant of Judaism and Catholicism.
Ofcourse zagrues has actually met Choas so they can tell us how to refer to them
I think Chaos doesn't actually specify, themself. Zagreus probably heard their gender from Nyx as a child.
Iirc he learned a bunch of the myths from Nyx
nah, zagreus did not know chaos before the events of the game
Ohh
the first time you see them in the game is the first time zag even hears about them basically
and then nyx explains to zag when youre back at the house that chaos is both their father and their mother, and refers to them as "they". i dont have a screenshot of it though, so my wording might be off bc im going off memory
singular they has actually existed for many years since shakespearean literature
For sure! This is just the in-game context for Chaos
sorry im a bit woozy rn is my comment a non sequitur
aha kk
i was addressing fenrex
has it? what was its use. I still find it confusing in text.
good discussion but let's move to #off-topic-discussion for now!
So uh do you have to fight thr minotuat and thr heros of athens at once?
yes
Yea
how that fight seems crazy hard
just focus on one at a time
if you get the minotaur miniboss, it'll decrease his health for the true fight
Weeell, the miniboss fight can also knock out all of your DDs if you get unlucky with gorgons.
god i hate the fake dusas
Two Spent Spirit offers in a row, but no Deadly Reversal. Uh huh.
If you're feeling confident in your build but you're worried about T&M, you can take the miniboss fight to hopefully make it easier on yourself later
Athena boons on something are almost necessary for dealing with the gorgons
They'll help you with the Minotaur too
The gorgons are not a problem? They die fast and only shoot one projectile
in addition, I find that if you literally ignore T to kill A in the fight you don't have nearly as much to focus on, just need to watch a little on your player model for his spear throw
Asterius is also very nice about having only a twice his axe-length range, so if you arent hard melee you have time to dodge
yeah if you bring theseus to his god summoning phase while asterius is still around its not fun
im probably really late with this realization but asphodel is probably supposed to look more grassy and less like hell because they're called the asphodel meadows and zag has a memory of hades saying asphodel has flooded with flame again
yes, right on the marker haha
any indication of what the cause is? or is that plot noises
the idea is that it's part of the many things that Hades is not dealing with in his realm as he tries to deal with Zagreus
ah
he tries to backhandedly blame all this on Zag as well
wait but if the memories are from when zag was a child (presumably) what else was hades occupied with
thaaaat's the thing
persephone?
well, likely, but more that his excuse "I'm always so busy with work why won't you help" is a lot more shallow than it seems
Hades also says, if I recall, that Asphodel has flooded "again, this time with flame" so uh
^true, forgot that
oh right
it's a meadow on the bank of a river, I believe it haha
he double parked it
cerberus is taking a bath
i guess asphodel can't only be bounded by the phlegethon if it's flooded with non-lava before
the styx?? probably separates it from tartarus
the phleg flooded it before but this time its angry
ghsjshsjf
the phlegethon used to be the river of petroleum and then someone dropped a match
Zag went for a swim one (1) time and it hasn't been the same since
hmm is there a place where i can post images.
You can upload to imgur and then share the imgur link!
anyway, @visual laurel hades doesn't say "this time" for asphodel flooding with flame it might just be a regular thing
Oh does he not? Dang, that's on me
nah its ok
He does say "again" tho right
how do i get hypnos his singature? I have maxed his ambrosia but still nothing?
Dying to Asterius I think?
A combination of dying several times to Asterius in single combat, and dying to both Theseus and Asterius a number of times in the boss battle.
Just, lose a lot, you'll get there eventually.
You're always so positive.
Explains why I haven't gotten it yet, I don't lose :kappa:
Once you stand still long enough for Asterius to actually hit you, you really gain a new appreciation for his DPS. 
Just run for your life and don't stand still 4head
I once got caught in the full path of a leap and ate 40 damage for it before he even touched the ground.
I think pre-nerf Hades is the only thing that hit harder.
Everyone knows the superior strategy to playing Hades is to rapidly press the space bar without a clue of what you're doing
:p
Rapidly pressing the space bar, yes.
But if you rapidly press it at the wrong time, you eat 50+ damage.
Hades simulator 2019 "press the space bar until your keyboard breaks or you eat a 120 damage attack"
Stand in front of charmed Asterius on 500% VT. 
Could actually likely beat a run with just dashing by setting up Vengeful Mood
Is Merciful End with Divine Dash allowed?
Well, now I want to set this up as a challenge run.
"Do No Harm"
No active boons, nothing that requires Attack, Special, or Cast (so no Fully Loaded), start with full Epic suite of Vengeful Mood, allow any Dash.
Custom Run When
I want iiiiiiiit.
ikr
"Spears?"
zeus just trying to be a nice big brother to hades makes me sad
i don't know if he's a nice big brother, or an overly nosy big brother who always has opinions about how you should live your life
reminds me of mine 🤔
-- also, mythologically, zeus is actually the youngest
young brother then
zeus seems to mean well
does he though
I mean
he's not malicious
he genuinely wants hades to talk to him
i'm cautious to place any sort of sincerity to zeus's name
zeus did kinda screw everyone overrrrr
hes being generous etc in the moment but hes not, mmmm, someone zag should be unguarded around yknow imo
zeus is your very conditionally generous relative
YEAH
relative that's fun and easy to get along with as long as you accept their nosy input and live your life in a way they approve of
YEAH
also the relative that has a lot of children
not a lot of them were consensual either so 
none of the other olympians are exactly the pinnacle of morality either
fair
in zags case, anyway, i really think he has to watch out
i mean,,, athena
like. hes going to want his help or loyalty in return or something
hestias like the only pure one
all of them tbh
hermes acting like a real bro until he hands you a knife and points you at dionysus
WHAT
if im understanding it correctly
jnbjmgvjhgvjmgvjk hes competitive enough ingame i believe u but. what myth is this
dio is sometimes a god of actual death and hermes guides the dead
how did wine bro become death idk
i feel like hermes is quick enough to just stab dio himself
oh no it's not a myth I was just randomly saying names
oh
it was more like death became wine bro i think
yeah
but the two dont even correlate so
¯_(ツ)_/¯
death by long term liver failure
boom
hermes stabs dio and dio starts squirting blood like AAGH AGH and then hes like jk jk and its grape juice and hermes stabbed a grape dio was holding
they set it up together
YEAH
it was a prank
it was to scare zag
exactly
You're scaring me.
first ever hermes duo boon

it's just grape juice
hermes and dio: today we will scare schpoonman
i really like artemis and athena..............those are the only two i won't ever chose against in trial of the gods so i don't contradict that for myself 😔
Nah, Lightweight, like it only takes a sip to get you buzzed.
i know they have ulterior motives but i don't want to Believe it
poison stacks apply twice
oh yeah i mean they'll also murder you both of them
ok but shes like an actual sniper that one shots you
👀
tbh tbh the way orpheus dies as i understand it...dios parties have a lot of casualties
athena is bad, dio is also really bad too in trial rooms
Nah, Athena is still the toughest.
dio is pain
athenas not that hard for me hmm
Dionysus is only really bad if your range is super low.
i love thinking abt thanny as a like disgruntled janitor at dioparties like ok everyone who partied to death come w me
"Thanny"
athena is not necessarily tough but def most annoying
yeah,,,,
Just imagine him halfway to a drink and he's just pouring in his lap staring at you.
artemis and dio are prolly the most deadly in getting rid of death defiances
Athena>Ares=Dio>Artemis>Poseidon>Zeus>Aphrodite
aph looks confusing but half the time walking just avoids it
Order of difficulty for Trials.
imo artemis > dio > ares > poseidon > zeus > athena > aphrodite
poseidons speed boost always catches me off guard
new death screen: zag just gets fricking drunk off a farmer's wine cupboard
Which is why I put him above Aphrodite.
and they just yeet zags poor body 
hfvhgfhjfjh imagine hermes trial. theres no one to pick against hes just like IM RUDE NOW >:3
Yeah, okay.
Hermes doesn't get trials because nobody knows he's there 
:hermespensive: when
hermes trial where it's just a solo speed test
lambent plume volume 2
2 fast 2 plumious
nothing bad happens if you lose it's just what always happens to me in than rooms where i lose half my health trying to beat him
if Thanatos really wanted me not to get hurt, he'd stop showing up all the time gkdfjgf
JGJGJ YES
if thanatos wanted me not to get hurt he'd smuggle me out or something damn
lollll
it's hard not to die when you make it a competition
showing up and challenging me to a tough guy contest isn't it
hes a than of contradictions
why cant thanatos just show up and seduce me 😔
than: you're reckless, but quick.
zag, down by two death defies, barely standing upright: i won and that's what counts,
have a centaur's heart
also are we just glossing over the fact that there are bunch of preserved centaur's' heart
why does than have them
there are a lot of centuars
are there even any centaurs left..
thanatos puts a bandaid on you for 25hp
jnbvhnghjgjh
i got the feeling they were like, mythical/figurative
hm
like, congealed darkness or something
it has a lil eye on it like his scythe
his scythe is made of centaurs
a+ stocking stuffer
-- the bandaids i mean, not the centaur scythe
i don't think that'd fit in a stocking
not with that attitude
Speak of the devil.
NICE
gcgfdghdhg oh to go into a local store n see these on the shelves
so i could PUNCH THEM OFF DRAMATICALLY and then buy them gdghdghdgh
I WIN, THANNY, also im going to buy all of them
they work. - thanatos
thanatos drives me nuts, especially if he shows up late, like in elysium. Some builds can beat him, other builds can be powerfull but just not have the speed to take him on, especially if the enemies are super armored, high health. If its an army of meow chariots its not a problem.
What if Than’s pulse didn’t go off every X seconds, but instead applied a curse to every separate enemy with time until death based on their effective HP (armor+health)
Would make meow chariots Thanatos more challenging and armored champions fairish
Skelly shouts at you if you attack the statues. It's great.
Statues are basically relics
where do dead statues go though
Ok so I posted something that’s extremely important to me in the feedback section and I would like to discuss it a bit here
Supergiant is known for their amazing stories, and from the looks of it, hades will be no exception. However, there is a potential issue with how people who have played rouge like games before will experience it.
Currently, it is highly likely that someone who has played and enjoyed rouge likes in the past (or anyone who is very good at games in general) will beat hades before they even reach 10 runs
This completely destroys the story experience for them, because they win before they even see the Persephone cutscene
The game completely spoiled itself for them, and they are effectively being punished for being good at the game
For anyone who wants proof of this, watch episode 4 of retromations hades series
He got hades down to around a quarter hp on the second phase with very few mirror upgrades and an average build on a weapon he had never used before
Before you take a stance on this, imagine if your favorite supergiant moment had been spoiled for you by someone
I understand that there may be concerns about difficulty accessibility, but currently hades has one of the lowest average runs to complete of any rouge-like game I’ve ever played
nah, I agree with you
With even first run completions being technically possible, if difficult, it makes things... kinda awkward
(Maybe that way, even players who play when EA is complete will get to experience the “renovations” haha)
It’s s fear I’ve had for a long time, but I always dismissed it because I have so much time in the beta I thought my perception of the difficulty was way off
When retro made it to Cerberus and zag said “ok boy move aside, I need to get through, you understand why I need to go find my mother, don’t you?” There was audible confusion in retros commentary
Dang
I was rooting for hades the whole fight lol
I guess as long as you don’t get the hades dialogue, the cerb and the flashback ones will work in either order
Or, hmm, not really
it does spoil the twist but it doesn’t name her
Another moment was when he got to meg on his third run or so, and she said something along the lines of “Why do you even bother, you’ve seen what it’s like beyond here, if I don’t stop you, asphodel will.” On his second run he died halfway through elys
with the addition of new biomes, the older ones got a little less difficult
shorter too
I do like how it is now because I don’t want the runs to be long and tedious each, I like to be able to do a run in one sitting and not be completely exhausted
Oh yea you’re right, I didn’t even consider the shorter length
(They take me a long time bc I’m a more casual gamer)
L it’s all good
but it does create the problem of balancing it with the story
My first clear of sots the pit was after I had played the game for over 100 h
It was on easy
It’s odd, normally games will pad out the story to fit more gameplay
Hades needs to pad out the gameplay to fit more story
if new players who haven’t been there since the beginning and have experienced it “episodically” with the updates can almost clear the game before hearing the very first plot event that is basically the most important story thing in the game.. then yeah, it’s a problem that needs to be fixed somehow
but I’m sure that this is only a problem because the game isn’t finished yet. I don’t doubt it’ll be fixed before the game is out of ea
lol ichoren im too tired to understand what you mean I’m sorry
Most games will have a point where you do something seemingly irrelevant to the main story (see kingdom hearts 3 Disney worlds) to make the game longer
Or monster hunter pink boi
I think it could be an issue if the situation you're talking about is prevalent, but they could also take the approach they had where you can't progress past a certain point (like when areas weren't made yet) before a certain amount of runs, though that also sounds bad even when I just suggested it
oh, I think I get it now. Thanks! I had to reread that a couple of times
well... does it? The other furies only appear after a certain amount of runs.
I have a potential solution but I think it’s inferior to just adjusting the difficulty, and I want to see what people think of this one first
same with thanatos, iirc
Yep deff on than
somewhere in the 20s
whats your other solution?
Have a “suggested heat” mode
Where the game detects how far you are making it and suggests a balanced heat load out to compensate
i very much see your problem but also i know for myself, if the game were any harder i wouldn't be able to play it at all 😔
huh!!
so if it could be integrated into the plot or the world somehow like the pact was, I think simply gating progress by the number of runs is a fine solution
maybe another route is make the game harder overall but a pact of....easier?
so you could tone it down from a baseline increased difficulty
Pact of easier is actually a great idea, but it would need to be different from the mirror
Pact of easier could give you - heat, allowing you to mix punishment and easier options to make a neutral (0 net heat) run with different parameters then normal
Lol
if u had that option i think an increase in base difficulty would be fine tbh
I think I’m going to make a google doc at some point to iron out the idea and suggest it, thanks for the feedback frens
🙌
I guess I also don’t want the game to be much harder and I don’t really want to mess with difficulty options (like heat or or the hypothetical un-heat), but I do think there should be something that prevents you from missing pivotal story points because of having good boon luck and the right mirror upgrades very early on, yknow?
just felt the need to summarize my opinion fsr lol
All good, I get you
Personally I think it would feel more weird if there was artificial roadblock at the end of biomes
I think all these ideas together have the beginnings of something that SGG as a team would appreciate hearing, and like we've said, there are things that unlock as you do runs, so if it's in the name of not ruining the story experience I think they would find a way to work it.
The binding of Isaac does this and it always felt weird
ah yes
I was thinking Isaac earlier but I couldn't remember how hard the gating was
sounds right
in the case of Hades, for the players who were struggling to get there, it wouldn't be a hard buffer to reach and it would let them improve at their own pace, and for the better players it likely wouldn't take too long to get through them, judging by how insanely talented some of the folks around here are
Well that’s part of the issue, it only extends the run count by 1-3 ish
If retro was blocked at the end of every run, it would have taken him about 6
First he died to meg
Then Minotaur
Then spear exalted
WAIT
It was his fourth run, not his fifth
No wait I’m dumb, he died to meg twice
Where does "Last Words" actually play, anyway? I love it but I don't think I've heard it in-game yet
It's Thanatos' encounter music now!
Will Zagreus ever meet his uncles and cousins in the next update?
Or his true fathe- cough
what
I doubt it
That sounds like the end of the story, which is coming next year
They're gonna be refining the core game first
The big thing coming next update is an overhaul to the resource systems / economy, and I conjecture that December's update will involve the last weapon.
We're also getting a new NPC next update, which I suspect will be an Asphodel analogue to Sisyphus / Patroclus.
Considering that it's a very barren part of the game atm
that makes logical sense
👀 kissing than update pls
A Date With Death
Yesss
Oh my god that meme is perfect for pre nerf hades
Um. Excuse me? https://imgur.com/2oTDrUS
The mom voice maybe??
I was thinking more, at least we know for sure to expect her on the soundtrack.
👀
ashley's not persephone!

That Ashley's not the voice from the letter? Yeah the voice credit is already in the game
:000
that said when ashley sings she usually gets somebody else 2 be the speaking voice so 👀
So she still could be Persephone singing voice?
I’m also better on Ashley becoming Hestia’s voice
im still hoping for euridice 😩 🙏
I don't think Ashley has ever actually done the voice acting for one of the games, just the vocals
Dosent she sing backup in lament of Orpheus
Yep
Can confirm
Listen closely with headphones
rly? in concerts i know she does but i thought the soundtrack was all darren
Try it
are you talking about the humming?
i really think its just darren....
yeah same
he has the range 😩 💯 🎵
also narratively idk if it would make sense for ashley to be in this song if he’s realistically just sitting in the house playing this by himself?
i mean underworld mix is up for grabs bc its not actually in game right
🤔
I think underworld mix has the exact same vocals though
Not the humming
@runic terrace @onyx spoke I can't speak for Pyre, but does she not voice Zia and Red?
Zia's lines sound exactly like Ashley, and also kind of don't sound like a professional voice actor, no offense intended.
And Red is literally just the word, "Hey."
@green nova missing Hera, Apollo, and 2 others I think
And 1 other *
Demeter
So if she plays any god, itll probably be Hera since Apollo and Demeter are both males if I remember correctly
And hephaestus
Y'all might be right. IMDb credits Kristin Wilson as each of Ashley's characters.
Male in gender does not have to mean masculine voice
Yes, but itd make more sense for her voice to be on a more feminine character, which Hera is.
Persephone is already credited, also, Ashley isn't a VA. She never voiced Celeste in Pyre but sang all of her songs. I would say it's confirmed that she is on the soundtrack.
Oh man, the characters discussions were lit. I love discussing/building more story out of this game.
Like, I just cannot make sense how T&A can be sharing a whole stadium together in Elysium, while Achilles and Patroclus have to stay separated away from each other?!
It just does not make sense to me, especially when the minotaur once told how Theseus specifically "rescued" him to Elysium himself!??? So what kind of Homophobic Agendas the Fates are running here!
Also, I think the next NPC could be Hephaestus, since he could be the one who caused the flooding in Asphodel Meadows. He could have dropped his forges' fires down to that meadows and caused all the lava eruptions or sh.
Some tales did state that his workshop is under a volcano.
Or the NPC could be another Tartarus inmate. There should be plenty of them in Tartarus anyway. I'm surprised that all the Titans were all chopped down to pieces instead of being imprisoned in this game. #Dark!
I love when Theseus talks yang about Zag's teacher, because you KNOW he'd be sputtering like a buffoon if he knew.
He doesn't buy it at first, of course, it's Theseus, but when you show up next time with the Myrmidon Bracer...
“Can you... get his autograph for me...?”
wrong, theseus trained alongside his brother-in-arms and kindred spirit asterius
they sparred together for days on end to become stronger together both physically and spiritually,
"Who taught you such sloppy technique!?" "...The greatest of the Greeks?" Theseus' spear smacks him in the face when he calls it back
omg
@runic terrace Aphrodite is an anime fan, that's why she put Serious Punch on her Greater Call.
Oh, those are puppies in your name. I thought it was two Shy Guys doing the Scream.
of course she would be........shes an anime fan, ares is an anime fan, artemis is a secret anime fan but she cant let either of them know bc theyll hound her with recs of stuff she doesnt want to watch
omg no theyre puppies
Aphrodite doesn't watch anything except really cutesy stuff, Ares always has Battle Royale playing on something and rotates between Berserk, Elfen Lied, and Claymore otherwise, Artemis wants one show where the Power of Friendship doesn't Deus Ex Machina its way through the plot.
She likes the "realism" present in Ares' stuff but could do without all the gratuitous violence and gore.
hermes knows anime exclusively as "the girls in the background of nightcore videos"
He dances better than all of them.
..............kam i know you've already done a sgg caramelldansen but hermes caramelldansen

Oh no.
yessss....maybe one day or someone else can pick up the challamge
what do you mean oh no....caramelldansen is great
anyway besides hermes is clearly GET DOWN YURERU MAWARU FURERU-
chthonic kidz in that one pmmm video set to ievan polka
Contextless Discord quotes.
cthonic kidz bop
slam dancers
yes jan that's the one i was thinking of and yes zag absolutely is the one with the gun
Made it to Hades for the second time ever... this set of boons was really fun, too (mainly aphrodite + upgraded epic blight flourish + low tolerance, with privileged status = holy COW. also chaos came through for me right off the bat with a 20% rare boon boost)
I lost, because well... the only other time I've made it to him the game crashed and I had no idea what to expect besides "get my arse kicked, probably"
but I got him to phase 2!
... on like my last hit point, so I didn't actually get to SEE phase 2 lmao
nice!!! thats really far 👏
and this makes 23 runs (not counting the... 20 or so before i started over a while back, sigh) so I might actually get to meet Than this century :P
👏
Don’t worry, everyone meets Than eventually
Was that intended to be as morbid as it was?
I mean...
Probably
Is hades coming to the switch
something something "maybe"
Hades is in early development right now, the devs will look into potentially shipping on other platforms once it’s finished!
The good side it that many many people ask about that :)
I finally beat the final boss for the first time
Congrats
"tell her cerberus is doing very well"
Tearjerker of a line huh?
"Beetle?" "Again!?"
@compact verge hey jsyk you don’t have to spoiler tag feedback!
I want to tho
(it does make it a bit easier for the devs to read quickly if you don't but I doubt that's really important, if it was they would have told us :p)
||you cant stop me||
You're right I can't :kappa:
@night quest ||not yet||
That's a new Sysiphus portrait, right?
Eurydice and Sysiphus?
Either that or Apollo, judging from the cetra
I really want Apollo
Like, i would be legitimately upset if Apollo didn't ship with retail
So do I, honestly
I think the duo boon of Artemis & Apollo, or their banter during Trial of the gods if you have to choose one or the other writes itself
OH ITS GONNA BE MY BOY
Who's your boy?
Persephone
i assumed orpheus but I could see apollo
Deflects
Apollo has been recognized as a god of archery, music and dance, truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, poetry,
It's Erato guys
Apollo makes sense
or Appolo but the hair reminds me more a girl
I think there's 2 people
The only evidence we have for Apollo is harp
^
" La lyre est l'attribut d'Hermès, son inventeur, d'Apollon musagète, d'Orphée, d'Érato, muse de la poésie lyrique et par extension du poète lyrique. La lyre est aussi en général en France un symbole de la chanson et la poésie. "
Let’s not jump to conclusions too fast
Hermes, Appollo, Orpheus or Erato
I'm not saying it's 100% Apollo, but he makes sense. It adds another Boon, helps introduce other characters down the line, and adds story development with Artemis
Hermes is already in the game what
You calling me a lyre now!
Hey !
Yeah that's definitely not a classical harp
AYYYY
it could be Orpheus wife !
eurydice
👍
Orpheus wife is her technical term
It's his muse, not his wife?
same
Those things got mixed up in myth to right
i think the story goes that when they were married the priest was like "nah fam shes gonna die soon" but he didn't believe the priest then she did
that looks like a feminin silhouette isn't it ?
https://i.imgur.com/v5bk2pR.png my pro interpretation of what's going on here
Eurydice was a wood nymph, and Orpheus has a lyre
and he was like "gotta go get her"
..........................mae is that you
Mae?
Maia
Oh, you mean fae
one oh the pleiades
need me that canopy afro
(Mae is a character from pyre!)
In this famous painting, that's his lyre,. and you can see a lyre in this silloute spoiler
shes all grown up!!! and in hell
He is proibably just getting a new model
nooope :]
Hades: the big harp update
lmao
ooh selene would be fun
Or Hades: harps and harpies
Harps hippies and harpies
It can't be Appollo, as far as i know there would not be more Olympians
It can still be Apollo, there was no confirmed max
actually
no but yes
'cuz of the road map
no more olympians until noone knows
My only hope is that Charon and Nyx get real models
or al least, I can accept Nyx current model, as she is the night
I think they said "at least 1 more olympian" before hermes
But it didn't say "at most". so there is still hope for Sun Boy
I'd bet Charon is gonna keep a hooded portrait/model, but I hope Nyx does, too.
Charon the boomer?
Imma stop you right there
LUL
So
Never have I made a comment that caused such controversy :kappa:
i would be amazed if it was selene, jsut because we already have artemis and the two are often combined
to the point where artemis's design in the game has moons in it
to me is 101% confirmed that we will have a new model for buddy orpheus AND a new NPC Eurydice because the road map says only one new NPC
and one the picture
there is
two npc
soooooo
And yeah @bleak osprey totally agreed
I think the only people we're missing art for in the game are orpheus and sisyphus right