#h1-story-discussion

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fiery isle
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No the final boss is Zagrus with a blue eye instead of his usual red one

crude patrol
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Burning in Asphodel

atomic forge
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"But dad, we're already in hell"

fiery isle
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Megalovania plays

strange cipher
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Wait really?

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I didn’t even notice, lol.

atomic forge
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The final boss is Dante from the Devil May Cry series

strange cipher
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Had the game since Monday.

dire void
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Yeah was in patch notes

fiery isle
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His final art his soooooo good

shy abyss
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It's Donte

atomic forge
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El Donte

crude patrol
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Dontes Inferno

fiery isle
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the god of war we all deserved

strange cipher
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Jen is the bestest artist

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Like holy geez

cold canopy
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heck yea

atomic forge
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I mean I'll be disappointed if there isn't at least one reference to God of War in the final game

shy abyss
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Really?

strange cipher
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Supergiant lucked the flip out in finding her when developing Bastion.

dire void
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Chain blades would be a sick weapon lol

crude patrol
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Boyo is a God of War reference :^)

strange cipher
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And now she is the iconic art style for the studio.

atomic forge
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Chain blades and a slightly bratty person with a bow

sour stone
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Hades and Zag is close enough to be Dad of War

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tbh

shy abyss
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God of Dad

atomic forge
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Dad of Boi

sour stone
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their interaction gets there sometimes

atomic forge
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"Is your back alright, father?"

strange cipher
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@atomic forge That one.

crude patrol
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Imagine the bossrush mode is us talking to hercules and fight in the colisseum.

strange cipher
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How would a boss rush work?

atomic forge
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I mean you just fight every boss in the game

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in quick succession

crude patrol
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Yep

strange cipher
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But what's your equipment?

sour stone
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zag vs the entire pantheon

strange cipher
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How is that determined?

sour stone
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and moves onto the norse

atomic forge
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You get to pick

crude patrol
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You get upgrades after each boss

tranquil bough
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pick a weapon, and then you get into an upgrade room after every boss

strange cipher
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I suppose that's fair.

crude patrol
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Yep. That'd be dope

strange cipher
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Why am I suddenly imagining a distant development future where each of the Olympians have intricate boss fights?

shy abyss
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Because that would be incredible

crude patrol
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Yep

tranquil bough
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if it's a colosseum, giving you money and then putting you into a bigger charon shop would work really well

crude patrol
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Also the cheering crowd!

frozen jolt
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@shy abyss please dont try and circumvent the swear filter

crude patrol
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throwing gold at you

atomic forge
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Zagreus vs every pantheon in existence

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Including himself

shy abyss
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Sorry, I didn't notice, force of habit.

sour stone
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the mirror exists for a mirror match

strange cipher
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I hope there are more flashbacks and things in future patches.

atomic forge
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So as per supergiant tradition

strange cipher
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Just it happening once set my expectations of it happening again way too high for the next major portion of my playthrough.

atomic forge
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I'm guessing there are gonna be things that allow you to increase difficulty in exchange for increased Darkness and Money

sour stone
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I just want more weapons and combinations, as per roguelike tradiçion

strange cipher
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Now I'm like, I killed the flipping hydra. There's gonna be nothing more. Lol

sour stone
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the dating sim aspect is a bonus and a half

strange cipher
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I don't really understand the gifts.

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After the first time, where you get something in return.

sour stone
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in time maybe

strange cipher
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I haven't noticed any other effect of them.

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And if anything Meg is more pissed at me than ever. :P

sour stone
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this is still early access, there might be more later on that expands on stoof

crude patrol
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I hope we get more stages soon

strange cipher
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Well next major content update is in a month.

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I imagine we'll get at least the next layer.

sour stone
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I have patience, I can wait 3

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months

crude patrol
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I can wait a lot of time. I'm still waiting for the Hollow Knight content update where you play Hornet

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Means I gotta work more, but thats fine

strange cipher
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is that an actual thing

sour stone
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I'm currently betraying my friends in a certain other game that plays similarly

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to this one

strange cipher
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(I only got a few hours in, but that sounds rad.)

crude patrol
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It is an actual thing, I can confirm.

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Game is absurdly cheap. 40 hours of a fantastic playthrough for 15$ feels like stealing.

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and that is without the content that got added recently

atomic forge
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The next Hollow Knight content update is gonna be paid DLC I think

crude patrol
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I doubt tbh.

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It was included in the Kickstarter goal

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and all the content so far was free

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William, Chris and Ari are also very passionate about the game

strange cipher
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I'll try not to keep the conversation strayed for too much longer, but
Hollow Knight very much seemed like it'd be a fantastic game and play hard to my interests, but for some reason I can't place I just couldn't get into it.

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I want to go back and give it another shot sometime.

crude patrol
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How far have you got?

dire void
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I bought it for switch. Haven't even launched it.

strange cipher
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4 hours.

frozen jolt
crude patrol
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Tru.

frozen jolt
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ill move there too bc i have something to say abt it as well

quartz ibex
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yall think thanatos will be in hades one day? eys

atomic forge
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Hollow Knight is a slow burn

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I think that the worst part about it is that it doesn't get that good until you're over halfway in

strange cipher
atomic forge
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ah

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omv

strange cipher
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I can't think about Thanatos without thinking about the character from Kid Icarus.

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Divinipedia

Thanatos (魔神タナトス Majin Tanatosu, "Devil God Thanatos") is the God of Death, debuting in the original Kid Icarus under the name Tanatos. A mischievous shape-shifter, he serves as a commander to the...

pseudo cradle
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HAHAHHAA ME TOO

cold canopy
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wow that looks really cool

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so different from how I usually see him depicted

fiery isle
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He was so much fun in KI:U, I would love to see Supergiant's take on that mythological character

crude patrol
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When I think of Thanatos, I usually think about the one in ragnarok Online

cold canopy
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ooo ragnarok online!

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that game was pretty cool

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yea I think of thanatos by default as the one in Smite

crude patrol
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I love Ragnarok. Still playing it since 2002

strange cipher
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I know we were just told to take off topic conversation elsewhere, but I am beyond pleased that multiple other people here have actually played Kid Icarus: Uprising.

atomic forge
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When I think Thanatos

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I think the one from Persona 3

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I was going to play Uprising

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But then my 3DS got stolen

strange cipher
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Aw, well it's a great game that's truly underrated. A wonderful example of a story that takes real-world mythology and just... likes to mess around with it, lol.

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And its interpretation of Hades is a fantastic character.

crude patrol
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Why cant I take screenshots from my perks? :/

frozen jolt
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try playing in windowed

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it should be able to take screenshots then

strange cipher
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The feedback button essentially causes my computer to freeze.

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Ironically, it's the most broken part of the game.

dire void
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Yeah Hades acts weirder than Destiny when it comes to screenshots/streaming for me

crude patrol
dire void
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Flurry Blade is so good

crude patrol
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also 173 damage when I get damaged

strange cipher
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There should be a dedicated screenshot button, that doesn't render your PC nigh-unusable for several minutes while you try to figure out what's even happening.

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It was even harder to get out of the second time. How does that make sense?

ornate shore
strange cipher
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What's that from?

ornate shore
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Persona 3

strange cipher
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Ahh.

atomic forge
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Especially considering the story ramifications b

ornate shore
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There is also Nyx....

atomic forge
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does anyone know what happens after the 99x dialogue?
im only at 60 rn, but super curious 😄

ornate shore
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And well this Nyx gave me nightmares when i was a kid

strange cipher
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You have a falling out because you don't give them enough space.

crude patrol
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Uh, 10 more boons from aphrodite to get a heart unlocked

atomic forge
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the 3rd one :D?

crude patrol
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ye

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17 for zeus and 10 for artemis

ornate shore
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It does not unlock hearts

crude patrol
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ahw

ornate shore
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just Codex text

sour stone
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I love the irony of chasing the heart of a heartbreaker

crude patrol
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Wait, I can get more text for hydra? Just need to slay her 15 more times

ornate shore
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Yup

crude patrol
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That should be easy, should combine it with Artemis

atomic forge
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so how do you unlock all those hearts :D?

crude patrol
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^

ornate shore
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Well

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there is no way right now

atomic forge
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waiting for the dialogue patch :D?

ornate shore
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Yup

crude patrol
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what am I supposed to do with all that left ambrosia? I will never spend the amount I havve

ornate shore
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as development goes on, they will de unlocked

atomic forge
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but the way they implemented the early access is pretty neat, i think:D

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People who finished the early access content are gonna have a lot of excess keys, darkness, and ambrosia

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youre complaining about ambrosia, what's with those keys 😄

ornate shore
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Well people calculated that you will need 66 ambrosia after everything else will be unlocked

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so

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save up

crude patrol
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26 to go then

ornate shore
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LET ZAG DRINK AMBROSIA

atomic forge
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66 ambrosia and a lot of runs 😄 (or swims in lava after meg)

crude patrol
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I want perma aphrodites boons, so I can always feel fancy

ornate shore
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He just eats poms and never drinks

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let him drink

sour stone
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he's a teetototemcaller

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or whatsit

crude patrol
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I mean he drinks with some NPCs sometimes

atomic forge
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@ornate shore 🤔

ornate shore
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He doesnt

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they dont let hin

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cuz he is underage

crude patrol
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I shared a bottle of Ambrosia with Achilles just 10 minutes ago

atomic forge
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he needs to cool his head, zag's always to hot 😄

sour stone
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dusa 💦

ornate shore
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its a lie, offscreen Achilles drank it all

crude patrol
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no u

atomic forge
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Hm.

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Wonder if the Isles of the Blessed will be a part of the underworld

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It's not something I see mentioned often in Greek-related stories

ornate shore
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Those are part of Elysium

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so we should see them

atomic forge
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Mhhh I hope they implement titan buffs (you get at the blood gates :D)

ornate shore
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cuz Zag said that Elysium is part of the way to the surface

atomic forge
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The Isles of the Blessed are off to the side though

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He wouldn't need to go through them to get out

ornate shore
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will see

atomic forge
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Since it's a place only for those who've been able to attain Elysium again and again

crude patrol
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Yep, just another alternate option in a roguelike :X

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its bouldy

visual laurel
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there he is!!!

sour stone
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that's a bold display

runic terrace
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gotta run to the museum and draw a little :)) on the boulder cause op mustve forgot it ;o;

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(THIS IS A JOKE DONT DEFACE IT)

atomic forge
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Going over to deface it right now

frozen jolt
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:no:

kind quest
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For some reason I imagine the map of stages becoming one of those ancient-old Greek vases, with crudely depicted Zag fumbling from one place to another upwards.

sour stone
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is putting a face on a rock "de-facing" it?

crude patrol
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I am taking that at face value

next holly
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So is it one ambrosia to each npc, and you get a gift? I gave my first and second to Achilles...

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And any suggestions about priority? I have the opportunity to give Poseidon some right now...

tranquil bough
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you can get infinite ones

lunar kiln
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maxxing out sisyphus' relationship unlocks bouldy's route

tranquil bough
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and I'd give the olypians theirs when you get the opportunity since the people in the house are more consistently available

next holly
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And that takes visits? Ambrosia? Either?

lunar kiln
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i like the bouldy wiki page

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"voice: none (presumably)"

next holly
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Is that tagged somewhere? I can’t find it on google

sour stone
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between you and me, I think they're pulling your leg

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but who knows

lunar kiln
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who? me?

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yes i am

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just read achilles' codex entry on the wiki and read the part that takes a hundred conversations to unlock and i cried a little,

runic terrace
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"none....... yet"

lunar kiln
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i'm sure bouldy has a soft and calming voice

runic terrace
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"mister sisyphwus pwease im fawwing down this hiww" ;0;

visual laurel
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@next holly priority is really just up to when you meet them; there's no limit on ambrosia bottles and you can hold onto them even when you die across multiple runs so just try to get to everybody eventually

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Charon has a good keepsake

sterile plover
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I loved that one suggestion someone made

visual laurel
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As do the various gods

sterile plover
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Where we could melee Bouldy and it'd do a TINY little nudge

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If we hit it with a Charge it'd be a slightly bigger nudge but still completely pointless

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And Sisyphus would be all

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"Good one, Prince."

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"Ooh, really felt that one..."

lunar kiln
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"nice try, prince"

sterile plover
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It wouldn't ever DO anything

visual laurel
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turns out the real trick to maxing sisyphus' affection is to push his boulder for him

sterile plover
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Just be hilarious

lunar kiln
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zag: pushes bouldy ever so slightly

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sisyphus: please marry me

sterile plover
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ahahaha real

visual laurel
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it would be funny for zag to just let loose at bouldy and not move it an inch and sisyphus is like "you've got to put your back into it, prince" and just like starts rolling it with ease

lunar kiln
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DSKFHSDG

sterile plover
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^YES

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HOLY GODS

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I mean he's had eternity to git gud at it

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Zag sucks by comparison probably

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"But the kid's got heart!"

visual laurel
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zag's trying to hit it with weapons and that's just not how you move something like that, you have to brace against it

sterile plover
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[COMES BACK WITH POSEIDON BOONS]

lunar kiln
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i was literally about to say thgat

visual laurel
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"i appreciate the effort, prince, really, but,"

lunar kiln
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sisyphus pushing the boulder higher up as zag progresses through the underworld

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"oh hey prince, nice job making it this far"

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true ending when you have all hearts with him where he meets up with you at the surface, having pushed bouldy all the way

waxen furnace
visual laurel
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true ending fhfjgkg

waxen furnace
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so it can be a clicker game

lunar kiln
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"you gave me the strength, prince"

waxen furnace
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i hope everyone is excited for the best game

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god

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can bouldy just fall on top of the final boss and kill them instantly

visual laurel
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GOD YES PLEASE

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THANKS FOR THE ASSIST BOULDY

lunar kiln
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send bouldy crashing down the house of hades

cold canopy
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wonderful

sterile plover
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I. Hecking. LOVE IT.

runic terrace
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HFJFJFHV BOULDY TRU HERO

lunar kiln
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they're going to make sisyphus unnecessarily hot and i will die

waxen furnace
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thank gOD

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i love him already

runic terrace
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*necissarily hot

lunar kiln
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also i like to think sisyphus has come up with a bunch of fun ways to push bouldy

runic terrace
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walkin on his hands and pushing w his feet

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postgame sisy is freed and opens a food cart. "Im just used to pushing things" he says

lunar kiln
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doing the kazotsky kick on top of bouldy

runic terrace
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YES

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ok myth question what would happen to him if he just, didnt

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like just took a nap

lunar kiln
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aren't the furies making sure he actually pushes the boulder

frozen jolt
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oh that’s right

waxen furnace
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yeah lol

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which means zag taking the threat of meg off really helps :p

frozen jolt
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I guess he only takes breaks when zag comes to visit because meg is getting ready to kill zag

waxen furnace
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lol yup

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which is dope cuz they help eachtoher out

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real bros

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no homo here

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only because the hearts are locked

frozen jolt
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not with that attitude

visual laurel
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sisyphus says the furies haven't been around much lately

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meg is preoccupied with zag and the other two are on the surface

frozen jolt
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yeah two of them aren’t even around right

visual laurel
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that's why he can slack off like that haha

runic terrace
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sisy 🤝 zag

waxen furnace
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i think the other two furies were mentioned being out on teh front lines while meg is holding teh base

frozen jolt
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so he’s just chilling

waxen furnace
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ye

visual laurel
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he's just Chillin

runic terrace
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hes chillin!!!

waxen furnace
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chillin.

frozen jolt
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U know what.... good for him

lunar kiln
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chillin....

runic terrace
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sizzzzzzzzzzzyphus

waxen furnace
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yeah!

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lol how pissed would hades be if zag took sys with him

lunar kiln
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sisyphus throwing bouldy like a bowling ball

runic terrace
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YEEEEEESSSS

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boulding ball 🤔

waxen furnace
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boulding?

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balding bull

visual laurel
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hades would be so pissed if sisyphus got out which is why i'm all for it

waxen furnace
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sameeee

lunar kiln
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add insult to injury

visual laurel
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this would be, like, the third time gkjdfgfd

waxen furnace
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i knowww

lunar kiln
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i'm sure sisyphus has 8 currently available hearts for a reason

runic terrace
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in the next update u gotta start picking ppl to liberate like its pyre hcbcbvbcv

waxen furnace
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because he loves us that much

lunar kiln
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DONT DO THIS TO ME

visual laurel
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Looks alright to me noine!

waxen furnace
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lmao nice

strange cipher
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I understand that credits should be saved for the end of the game—probably with some amazing new song from Darren—but I still wouldn't mind seeing who the voice cast is.

waxen furnace
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o tru

bleak osprey
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i mean

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there's credits ingame already

waxen furnace
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yeah in one of the menus i think

strange cipher
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Is there?

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I couldn't find them.

visual laurel
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there are! it's in one of the submenus

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the voice credits are also pinned in this channel

bleak osprey
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they even got patched to add in orpheus's va :')

strange cipher
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If they are they must be very well hidden.

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After you said that I just checked again.

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Nope they're there.

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Everything's hidden in plain sight.

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I saw you typing there Greg.

fair light
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I was going to say the Credits are there under Options > Credits yeah!

strange cipher
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I had already looked there multiple times. Sigh. I'm missing the obvious a lot this past day or two.

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Me: I'm curious about the voice cast. And who Logan played this game.
checks
O.o

lunar kiln
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zag: walks away from sisyphus

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sisyphus: eRm PrInCe,,,

strange cipher
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And Darren plays Zag? Hawhat? And Skelly!?

visual laurel
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ur trapped until you talk to him which is unfortunate if you just really dont want to talk to sisyphus for some reason

strange cipher
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Why would you not want to talk to him.

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He gives you free stuff.

cold canopy
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I bet sisyphus would give really good back rubs just sayin

strange cipher
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Bouldy would agree.

cold canopy
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lmao

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amidst rolling bouldy up the steps
Sisyphus: Bouldy, you feel so tense! What has you so stressed?

visual laurel
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gkjfhgkdfg

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sisyphus and bouldy have a full standup comedy routine

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sisyphus is genial and polite and gives me free things and that

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is more than enough to put him in my good graces haha

runic terrace
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put them on stage...come eat die ens

visual laurel
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the actual reason zag calls sisyphus "sir": he's a good boy and he's been raised by nyx and achilles to be polite to people (who aren't his dad), also sisyphus was a king before so maybe that counts for something
the reason i'd like to think zag calls sisyphus "sir": sisyphus is way taller and buffer than zag

bleak osprey
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i want a sisyphus hug

visual laurel
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sisyphus: hey there prince!
zag, who is about half that broad: h...hello sir,

cold canopy
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a sisyphus hug would crack your back

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ugh same i want one now too

bleak osprey
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i'm gonna be so good at huggin comic but it's sisyphus pushing bouldy

runic terrace
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JFHFJFNG

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zag lies down over bouldy as sisuphus gives him a back rub

cold canopy
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lmao

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or he just lies in bouldys path

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and sisyphus just rolls bouldy on top

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whats the worst that can happen hes immortal

strange cipher
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That's true.

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He dies super painfully all the time.

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He's died more pathetic ways before.

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Accidentally stepping into lava.

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Killed by Ares' own buff.

runic terrace
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HFHCBFJG THE YOTSUBA COMIC W THE EXCERSIZE BALL BUT ZAG AMD BOULDY

visual laurel
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when i was trying to spam sisyphus encounters so i could max out his hearts i just waded out into the lava as soon as i got into asphodel many times

strange cipher
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wow

visual laurel
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by the way, don't bother

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he has a little bit of smthn to say at like half hearts but after that it doesn't change much haha

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but i had to know...

strange cipher
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"Zagreus, what do you do in your free time?"
"I like to bathe in lava so I can see my friend more often."

visual laurel
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^ me

strange cipher
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I'm a Zag x Meg shipper. Although that's probably the most unhealthy reasonable option.

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They kill each other on the daily. What could go wrong?

visual laurel
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i wouldn't say it's the most unhealthy but they definitely seem to have some difficult to reconcile issues haha

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and meg certainly seems to blame zagreus for not just sitting down and putting up with it like everybody else does

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she sees him as spoiled and selfish

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running off like that and leaving everyone else behind to clean up his messes and manage hades' anger

strange cipher
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She doesn't seem any less annoyed at me when I give her stuff. 😛

visual laurel
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i mean...as long as zag keeps running off, i'd imagine she wouldn't be less annoyed lol

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"i'm sorry it has to be like this" don't mean much when it literally Doesn't Have To Be Like That

strange cipher
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And I just had the realization that, of course, no matter who we ship with Zag, they wouldn't be able to accompany him if Zag left the underworld.

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Every ship is doomed to sink.

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What a positive thought...

visual laurel
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supergiant has always been a connoisseur of heartbreak haha

strange cipher
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I mean there's still Aphrodite.

visual laurel
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i refuse to ship zag with any of the gods because they're Awful

frozen jolt
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she’s married tho

runic terrace
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eeeyup
hey.....theres always the ladies and or gentlemen shes gonna set him up with

frozen jolt
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Which I admit

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Potentially doesn’t mean much

visual laurel
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"aphrodite stay away from zag" initiative

frozen jolt
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but still she does go like “uh you know I have a husband right” at him so

bleak osprey
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does it ever mean much where the greek gods are concerned

frozen jolt
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lol ur right

visual laurel
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they're just playing with him, zag deserves better 😔

runic terrace
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👆

bleak osprey
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i swear every time i've looked up a greek myth, someone is getting cheated on somewhere in it

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they're worse than bloody soaps for it

runic terrace
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zeus is gonna backstab him so so so bad

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so is poisedon and aphrodite
ares is gonna front stab him and like lick the blood or somethin freaky like that

frozen jolt
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They already get ridiculously mad at him when he has to choose

runic terrace
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YEAH

strange cipher
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Oh no, gods are married.

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Greek gods, no less.

runic terrace
#

THEYRE THE ONES WHO MAKE HIM CHOOSE THO

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THEYRE ALREADY MANUFACTURING DRAMA

frozen jolt
#

Poseidon calls people crusty tho and that’s funny so I like him

runic terrace
#

hfhjfhjj yes

visual laurel
#

i mean yeah the gods do that, they LOVE drama

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the whole trojan war was gods manufacturing drama

runic terrace
#

mount olympus drama factory

lunar kiln
bleak osprey
runic terrace
#

HFHJJFHJBJ

lunar kiln
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this but they throw the rock at you

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oh

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nvm didnt read the end of the sentence

strange cipher
#

The first time I encountered a room where you had to pick I got so scared.

visual laurel
#

poor achilles
poor patroclus. i hope he made it to the other side

strange cipher
#

I thought my choice would actually change the game going forward.

visual laurel
#

eventually

strange cipher
#

Thank god (hah) it doesn't work like that.

runic terrace
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patroclus. where are you.

bleak osprey
#

i'm just kinda hoping the asphodel meadows getting flooded by the phlegethon didn't, like...... mess w/ any of the shades kicking about in there??

runic terrace
#

patrocluuuuuus pleaaaaase. patroclus show up in game challenge

visual laurel
#

i will riot if we don't run into patroclus and odysseus, those are my only two requirements for the rest of the game gkdfghdfj

strange cipher
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Odysseus would be great.

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And I... think I remember who Patroclus was? Maybe?

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Wait, no, that was someone else.

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I know the name though.

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Hey those were big books. And I have a learning disability. And high school was years ago.

lunar kiln
#

sisyphus' 6th heart dialogue wasnt as gay as the previous one but it is welcome anyway

strange cipher
#

lol

lunar kiln
#

i hope it doesnt do like dusa

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when i gave my 5th bottle to dusa she just didn't say anything

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but that was a couple days ago

strange cipher
#

The first couple dozen times coming back to the House of Hades was great.

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But now nobody ever has anything to say.

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So half of the wonder of the game is gone until the next content update, lol.

lunar kiln
#

i like the running joke that nobody knows what time it is

mystic tusk
#

the room cosmetics, do any of them have any other "practical" effects besides the scrying bowl which tells you your kill count and # of attempts?

vale estuary
#

@mystic tusk None of the extra ones yet do

mystic tusk
#

thanks!

cold canopy
#

what if

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we get a song for patroclus like orpheus did for eurydice

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👀

strange cipher
#

It was only after I put in the effort (over two runs using the Hypnos item) to obtain the Aphrodite wall scroll that I wondered if I actually wanted a poster of a naked goddess in my bedroom.

last current
#

lol if you don't get to fill your room with posters of aphrodite when the game is completed i'ma be upset

atomic forge
neat crow
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I think Kimo did a better crop than I did 😂

strange cipher
#

Zagreus is so cool.

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I wanna be Zagreus when I grow up.

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Die horribly repeatedly.

#

atomic forge
strange cipher
#

That just looks creepy.

atomic forge
#

That’s the point

proud raptor
#

Are we saying Poseidon is the creepy uncle?

atomic forge
#

Finally beat that damn hydra. Amazingly did it without having to use second chances because of the multiple Aphrodite boons I got lucky with negated most damage.

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Poseidon is the fun uncle

mystic tusk
#

once you have all the keepsakes, does gifting ambrosia actually do anything else? or is it just the little conversation lines of further gifts?

valid parcel
#

Just the conversations

mystic tusk
#

so I ain't going to get orpheus to sing with ambrosia gifts, am I?

valid parcel
#

Oh, you get that from giving him ambrosia, too

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But iirc everyone else just gives more conversations

mystic tusk
#

hah, should have asked that first, probably

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thanks

faint socket
#

fun uncle, or funcle, if you will

visual laurel
#

@strange cipher you may have already looked it up and if so i apologize but patroclus was achilles' closest companion from childhood on and they had a bond so strong that achilles wanted them to be buried together. bones in the same urn and all

strange cipher
#

Ah, interesting.

visual laurel
#

also when patroclus was killed achilles went into a two-day-long depression slump before murdering half the trojan army singlehandedly and trying to fight a literal river

strange cipher
#

I vaguely remember that.

visual laurel
#

he also dragged the body of hector, patroclus' killer, behind his chariot for an obscenely long time and was gonna let dogs eat it before priam came and begged for the return of the corpse

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as you might expect a number of individuals throughout history have interpreted their closeness as romantic and not without reason, haha

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the game seems to be doing so as well, although achilles, with the hindsight of being dead, seems fairly ashamed of both his pride and anger as a soldier, and of his decision to go to war knowing he would die young rather than living a long but obscure life "at home, with patroclus"

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thus he hasn't sought patroclus out since they died and it seems like patroclus hasn't come looking for him either, at least not successfully
I'm hoping he'll show up later and we can maybe reconcile the two of them or at least hear from Patroclus too ;;

pale ridge
#

Also dragging Hector's body like that was, like, breaking some of the biggest taboos in their society

visual laurel
#

yeah it was a huge deal

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disrespecting the dead

pale ridge
#

Destroying the body without giving it a funeral would keep his shade from ever passing on

visual laurel
#

not giving bodies a proper burial kept-- yeah

atomic forge
#

Especially royal dead.

visual laurel
#

royal pious dead

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would've seriously incurred some godly wrath, not that achilles cared at all at that point

valid parcel
#

'fight me'- achilles at hector, agamemnon, the gods, a river,

visual laurel
#

"Even so has Agamemnon angered me. And yet - so be it, for it is over; I will force my soul into subjection as I needs must; I will go; I will pursue Hektor who has slain him whom I loved so dearly, and will then abide my doom when it may please Zeus and the other gods to send it."
just grabbed from perseus project and kind of shakespearean in tone but you get the point

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Then said Achilles in his great grief, "I would die here and now, in that I could not save my comrade. He has fallen far from home, and in his hour of need my hand was not there to help him. What is there for me? Return to my own land I shall not, and I have brought no saving neither to Patroklos nor to my other comrades of whom so many have been slain by mighty Hektor; I stay here by my ships a useless burden upon the earth, I, who in fight have no peer among the Achaeans, though in council there are better than I."
dude was Upset

pale ridge
#

Also worth mentioning how Patroclus died

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Achilles was fighting alongside the other Greeks, and basically carrying their entire team, because he was so much more powerful than anyone else

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But then he got offended over a minor insult while dividing up plunder

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So he went to his tent and sulked for weeks, praying to the gods that the Greeks would all get killed

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Patroclus was terrified because the Trojans were quickly gaining the advantage without Achilles there, so he begged Achilles to come back and help, but Achilles refused

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Patroclus at this point had a plan: he "borrowed" Achilles' magic armor from the gods, that was obvious and flashy and distinctive, and wore it out where the Trojans could see it—and the Trojans of course were terrified and went running back to their city

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But Hector (the strongest Trojan, basically Achilles's counterpart) suspected something was up, because Patroclus didn't have Achilles's confidence

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So he went out, challenged Patroclus directly—and killed him

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When Achilles learned that Patroclus had died because he, Achilles himself, was sulking over a minor insult, it basically broke him

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And it's hinted at in the Odyssey (where there's a necromancy scene) that Achilles never tried to find Patroclus in the afterlife because he feels too guilty, he doesn't think he can look Patroclus in the eye again after what he did

atomic forge
#

So

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I think in this game Aphrodite is related to Zeus

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Now this is a theory going off something super small so take it with a grain of rice

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But I noticed that both zeus, and all his children, have the same effect around them in their portraits

pale ridge
#

(Don't all the gods have that though?)

atomic forge
#

I did hear Ares call Aphrodite sister once.

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Which is strange

pale ridge
#

(All the Olympians at least?)

atomic forge
#

Oh

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Yeah

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I just realised that poseidon has it too

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well

#

there goes my theory

#

wait

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ares called aphrodite sister

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Aphrodite was "born" from a certain body part of Ouranus falling into the ocean which should not make her Ares sister but great-aunt. As Ouranus son was Zeus' father and Zeus is Ares father. So that might have been changed. But the familial relationships of greek gods are so messed up it's hard to keep track.

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if i can find that dialogue in the text i guess that confirms it

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I'm fairly certain I heard it.

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Aphrodite has varying accounts of her family

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so i didnt wanna do anything until i got some confirmation

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It struck me as strange since I was sure he'd make reference to them being lovers.

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But yeah as you said

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Varying accounts

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Myths are told by so many people there is no definite ruling on anything.

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i do believe there are some stories where she is a child of zeus

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so

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wait

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unrelated but

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wouldnt meg and zag have considered eachother siblings until recently

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Yes. Probably.

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It's uhhh

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well there go the ex boyfriend theories

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Greek myth figures are that way.

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Zeus married his sister.

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yeeaaahhh

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but i doubt super giant wants to go game of thrones with this game

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considering its rating

#

Yeah.

pale ridge
#

They're not related though so it's fine :p

atomic forge
#

yeah but...

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when they would have hypothetically dated they would have thought they were so

#

Then again. Who knows if they were even raised together.

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they could now perhaps, but not in the past

visual laurel
#

meg acts like she's a good bit older than zag

pale ridge
#

pushes more and more bottles of ambrosia at Meg

visual laurel
#

i think it's just, like,

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it's not worth worrying overly about the incest stuff or making a ton of jokes at its expense, it just sort of Is Like That

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

atomic forge
#

At least one thing will always remain true and pure.

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Cerberus is good boy.

visual laurel
#

cerberus is a very very very good boy.

atomic forge
#

correct

visual laurel
#

the wiki told me so.

pale ridge
#

Cerberus is the best dogdogdog

visual laurel
#

dog^3

atomic forge
#

Cerberus is best boys.

cold canopy
#

true

atomic forge
#

On a unrelated note

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I love the conversation Hades and Zag have after you beat the hydra.

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Very uhhh lampshaded?

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Just gotta wait for those renovations to be done.

visual laurel
#

hahahahaha yeah

atomic forge
#

I love that supergiant went the extra step to record dialogue for that instead of only a pop-up message

valid parcel
#

https://imgur.com/a/Rn6OOo1
um. is this saying what I think it's saying? the more Zag absorbs darkness through the mirror, the more he's chained to the underworld?

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because that... has a lot of implications, given Nyx's involvement with the mirror

sick grove
#

Lots of ominous language, especially in those 'sacrifice health void pits'

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Gives me end-game vibes

visual laurel
#

i mean, zag will never not be a chthonic god - at least, as we understand him currently anyways - so it makes sense he'd grow more powerful through his connection to the underworld

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and if he is "born of darkness" it makes sense that hades would see his struggles to leave as fruitless since apparently that's an "indelible law"

valid parcel
#

It says that the darkness "having taken root within" is what "makes them inseparable" though, which is what's getting me

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It's strange language to use if Zag was just born like that

neat crow
#

Mmmmm, coming back to Orpheus song each time is pleasant

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I hope they give him a song or two more by the time full release rolls out

sick grove
#

If anything, 'undeniable rules' are the kind of things gods are good at breaking :V

valid parcel
#

@neat crow I'd be really surprised if they didn't

sick grove
#

Love the touch of the audio getting faded when you head to your bedroom. Feels wonderful.

visual laurel
#

but it also says that only those born of the underworld can even use darkness

valid parcel
#

Yeah. I'm interpreting that as 'those born of the underworld can absorb this thing which binds them even further to it'

visual laurel
#

right

valid parcel
#

It just stuck out to me, given that Zag's whole reason for absorbing darkness is so he can reach the surface, but it makes him 'gain oneness with the underworld'

visual laurel
#

but "those born of darkness must remain in darkness" doesn't imply that it's the fault of absorbing darkness that would keep him down

valid parcel
#

Good point

visual laurel
#

The audio fading effect reminded me heavily of the muffling you get when you enter turn() in transistor

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and it was all i could think of

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it might be the same filter

neat crow
#

Yeah, now that I think of it, you're probably right ven

visual laurel
#

hmhm? about the filter?

neat crow
#

Ah, yes, sorry. The filter shadesmile

visual laurel
#

yeah. sgg reuses a lotta stuff so i wouldn't be surprised if that was their go-to for muffling but it was so funny how my brain just went turn()? turn()???

waxen furnace
#

turn()!

scenic comet
#

Delayed as hell: there is also a few myths where Aphrodite was born of Zeus and Dione.

#

Including the Iliad, in fact!

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Mythology be cray cray.

pale ridge
#

Also maybe Zagreus is the child of Zeus and Persephone

scenic comet
#

Indeed, that is also a possibility.

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And boy do I look forward to seeing the answer. rubs their hands

waxen furnace
#

I think im gonna start posting the Bouldy Clicker Game updates in self promo just to not spam this chat with links

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B)

visual laurel
#

👏

waxen furnace
#

but yeah posted a new one

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theres some random generation and coin collection now

#

we are getting closer to a game

#

dabs

neat crow
#

I wonder if they'll have weapon-specific challenge arenas/progression like in the previous SGG games?

queen sierra
#

Achilles: go to your room, zagreus
me: UM RUD—oh right

rigid violet
#

first hydra kill, boons going off the screen

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and i did it without even using the 2 extra death protect i bought lmao

wintry wasp
#

Does anyone have a screenshot of the final message after the Hydra?

#

Or just the text from there.

crude patrol
#

Megalovania queues

atomic forge
#

My favourite thing about Hades is killing hydra

crude patrol
cosmic lagoon
#

Is it already known you can bypass hydras phases if you kill him quickly enough?

visual laurel
#

i thought phase skips were patched out in the most recent update

waxen furnace
#

Yeah they get invincibility sheilds after they lose enough hp to phase transform

#

Which is really more annoying on meg than anything else because she seems to randomly become invincible for no reason

runic terrace
#

i mean i havent hydrad yet but meg kinda curls into a ball so at least theres at least. visual indicator

tranquil bough
#

It still slows the game down rather then make it harder

#

If you have the burst damage in your build to skip phases, you can easily beat them either way

visual laurel
#

y'all ever look at zag's slide onto the main menu and think "man i wish i had a gif of that"

#

i'm making my off-brand image editor do things it would rather not do

robust remnant
#

WHOA

#

nice!

visual laurel
#

it tried to lock up on 46 frames

lunar kiln
#

(smash announcer voice) ZAGREUS

visual laurel
#

i don't even want to IMAGINE more than that

waxen furnace
#

the best part is you made it non looping

#

so it would be perfect in like, the hades faq chat or something

visual laurel
#

i made it non-looping because it's irritating to see it loop in discord but i do have a looping version too eheheh

waxen furnace
#

non looping is so perfect for a chat like that tho

#

since you rarely open it

#

and when you do

#

BOOM

#

fancy

visual laurel
#

this baby loops

lunar kiln
#

disaster goth murders his way to freedom

waxen furnace
#

lmao i wish it looped nicer 😛

visual laurel
ebon cradle
#

run!!! run to freedom little man!

#

you are doing great !

lunar kiln
#

someone post the death animation

pliant jolt
#

such a nice death animation

crude patrol
#

RUN ZAGREUS! RUN!

#

Mother always told me, life is like a bottle of Ambrosia. You always know what you get.

strong musk
#

Oh my god the skulls were fake all along

#

R E F U N D

visual laurel
#

hhhh how many frames is the death animation...

#

woof, 250

ornate shore
#

oof

robust remnant
#

yeeee, it's quite a long animation, it's great

strong musk
#

I like to think of the death animations as some prank by Thanatos

#

"Lemme spin you a bit"

visual laurel
#

i trimmed the frames in half to fit, forgive me

ornate shore
#

Still looks smooth af

lunar kiln
#

yknow diving in the water like that really hurts

visual laurel
#

i don't think he's, like

#

living by the time he hits the "water"

#

so.

runic terrace
#

belly flop

lunar kiln
#

thats what actually finishes him off

visual laurel
#

gkdfhgkjdf

strong musk
#

Death was a former wrestler

#

When your time comes, he's notified then procees to run and suplex you

lunar kiln
#

zag jumping in the river styx: CANNONBALLLLLLL

visual laurel
#

zag realizing halfway into asphodel that there's no way he's gonna be able to beat the hydra with this build and jumping into the river phlegethon: THIS MAY AS WELL HAPPENNNN

lunar kiln
frozen jolt
#

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just said something you agree with

atomic forge
#

Hades just roasting his brother

#

Lmao

solar pollen
#

Hades is bitter and petty

lunar kiln
#

oh god

atomic forge
#

That real?

frozen jolt
#

yes but hes sarcastic i assume

atomic forge
#

Lmao

frozen jolt
#

because hypnos says "i bet you died on purpose just to give me this" when you gift him that time

atomic forge
#

Honestly all of Zag's lines feel semi sarcastic

tranquil bough
#

Yes and I love it

atomic forge
#

Mood

lunar kiln
#

i dashed all over your face

pale nest
#

You monster

frozen jolt
#

oh my god

#

Repair Her

pale ridge
#

So now here's a question

#

Meg says her sisters are busy in a war on the surface

severe thicket
#

Wait doesn't that mean someone got out?

#

2 even

pale ridge
#

But mythologically, the Kindly Ones only get involved in wars when there's an outright massacre, hundreds to thousands of people dying in the span of a couple minutes

#

So what exactly is happening up there…?

frozen jolt
#

isnt meg the kindly one?

pale nest
#

The Calamity

lunar kiln
#

meg is apparently the nicest of the furies

pale ridge
#

(Meg is one of them; people generally call the Furies as a group the Kindly Ones to avoid making them angry)

#

The Calamity
omg

frozen jolt
#

ohh i see

pale ridge
#

Is the Calamity happening?

#

This is bad…

frozen jolt
#

i just remember someone saying shes the nicest of all of them

pale ridge
#

I think she is? Though, y'know, torturing people with whips also, so "nicest" is relative

runic terrace
#

-bastions calamity
-pyres titans
-wow...what process of destruction is happening up there

strong musk
#

I will stick to my Roman invasion meme theory

livid kiln
#

That or Percy Jackson's attack on titan arc?

scenic comet
#

That or if you want to go weird, it's modern times and dealing with being forgotten.

strong musk
#

Woah let's not get Suda51 in here

scenic comet
#

Well, not prayed to much.

#

Huh?

livid kiln
#

but yh maybe the roman invasion

#

sound slike a valid theory

scenic comet
#

Gods Need Prayer Badly is a pretty common trope in fantasy settings.

strong musk
#

Nah the joke was about how in killer7 the internet was banned, hene information wasn't spread around as quickly

scenic comet
#

Aaaah.

#

Thank you for the explanation, I haven't played any of Suda51's stuff.

strong musk
#

Jokes aside that could be interesting

#

Honestly even if you do you're still confused

lunar kiln
livid kiln
#

"from time to time"

lunar kiln
#

"i tried to kill you because i'm bored"

livid kiln
#

i mean

scenic comet
#

I've heard, Pigasus.

livid kiln
#

it's not like he can die anyway

strong musk
#

Loser Cowboy: Revenge is a fool's game
Supreme Gods: Dude revenge is a fun hobby

livid kiln
#

The Chad Supreme God vs The Virgin Cowboy

scenic comet
#

Oh, whoops.

#

Athena threw a fit because a girl wove a better cloth using stuff from Zeus's lovelife.

#

(I used another s word instead of stuff.)

livid kiln
#

She also cursed Medusa to become a gorgon cuz she and Poseidon were banging in her temple

scenic comet
#

And in some versions, Medusa was in there for protection.

livid kiln
#

Well, other versions are far more grim

scenic comet
#

Yep.

#

Mythology: what the actual [redacted]

pale ridge
#

Oh, so I found an interesting thing in Vergil…

#

Here's my quick and kind of messy translation

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"The poets speak of two twin sisters, scourges known as the Furies. Dread Nyx created them in a single stroke, along with Tartarus-bound Megaera, bound(?) them with the same coiled serpants, added on wings formed from wind itself. They attend Zeus's throne, perched on the savage king's threshold, and sharpen the fears of dying mortals whenever the King of the Gods rains down plagues and destruction upon the earth, or terrifies the deserving with war."

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(Aeneid XII.845 and onwards)

valid parcel
#

re: the war on the surface, could it have something to do with Persephone disappearing? if the seasons have gone haywire, that could cause a lot of conflict

lunar kiln
#

crack (?) theory: hades takes place in one of sgg's previous games' universe

#

never explicitely stated but it connects here and there

pale ridge
#

All the games are in the same universe

#

Why do you think so many people wanted to escape into the virtual reality of Cloudbank? Because of the Calamity

lunar kiln
#

most obvious one: hades takes place during that one war in pyre

#

case in point: sandra's ball in zag's room

#

in the neutral/bad ending of pyre where the rebellion ends in bloodshed

atomic forge
#

Pretty crackpot but it's a fun thought nonetheless

atomic forge
#

Just fought the Hydra for the first time

cold canopy
#

How did you do

atomic forge
#

Got it to about half health

native kindle
#

I got super demolished the first time I got to the hydra 😄

#

but I did came back with a vengeance and properly destroyed it 😛 granted I had one of the most powerful build I had so far

cold canopy
#

I still haven’t beaten it after 4 tries

tranquil bough
#

I had a the bow with some upgrades, crit dash, and aphrodites attack when I got to the Hydra for the first time so no wonder I wrecked it

atomic forge
#

ill probably run bow hunters dash triple shot

#

if i can

glass lava
#

How long is Hades on average?

#

to beat I guess

tranquil bough
#

a single run is under 20 minutes if you're fast

atomic forge
#

thats for a run with upgrades though

tranquil bough
#

but if you're talking about the game in general, there is lots of stuff to unlock, and the individual runs can take much, much longer then 20 minutes if you're careful or less lucky with upgrades

atomic forge
#

when people start they wont have any upgrades at all, any keepsakes, any understanding of the systems

tranquil bough
#

yes, I just wasn't sure if the question was about average run length or the game in general

glass lava
#

mm because everything else looks phenomenal but I'm not sure about the length considering it's a roguelike

atomic forge
#

well the whole thing about roguelikes is their replayability

glass lava
#

Yeah

atomic forge
#

even after you "beat" it you can keep doing runs

#

plus, its early access

#

we get our first major match in less than a month

glass lava
#

that's the worry thought is there much to unlock after you beat it

atomic forge
#

which will add more playtime

tranquil bough
#

lots of stuff

atomic forge
#

ive definetly got my moneys worth so far

tranquil bough
#

maxing out affinity with the characters takes a while, as well as the lore documents

atomic forge
#

epic games doesnt have a time counter but im guessing ive put around 15 hours in so far and i havent beat it yet

glass lava
#

like if you look at isaac average playtime is something like 400 hours on steam... obvs im not looking for THAT much but still.. at least 50 would be nice

tranquil bough
#

absolutely

#

it's 50 hours even in its current state and it's not completed

atomic forge
#

right now you wont get 50 hours in if youre looking just for beating it

#

but if you want to max out upgrades/relationships with other characters

#

you could probably reach it

glass lava
#

ah

#

sounds good

atomic forge
#

and new content will be getting added often so

glass lava
#

I trust in supergiant's ability to make games tbh :^

atomic forge
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yeah

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early access would be a yikes for anyone else

glass lava
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only good releases so far to say the least

honest coral
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Hades is defo not 50 hours right now

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Under 15 maybe

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I've probably spent less than 10 hours and I feel like I've done everything worth doing

waxen furnace
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see ive done like 50 runs at like 25 minutes each which is about 20 hours worth and I have everyone maxed on ambrosia, more keys than necessary by a landslide, and darkness enough to fill up the whole mirror.

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so yeah not quite 50 hours yet 😛

tranquil bough
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I think I'm probably off because I had to restart due to not getting the codex

waxen furnace
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oh rip lol

tranquil bough
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I got to unlocking everything except the reputation because I didn't know about it at all in roughly 50-60 runs as well and I don't mind picking it up and unlocking it again which would put it at around 50 hours

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but probably wouldn't have done that without the incentive of actually filling out the codex

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answered to fast and didn't think about the fact that I got screwed over by a bug and wouldn't be playing for that long otherwise

waxen furnace
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lol

honest coral
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I've done around 50 runs and for sure I've spent under 20 hours

shy abyss
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Is Elysium going to be the next zone after Asphodels?

pale ridge
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I beat the Hydra!!

tranquil bough
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congrats

pale ridge
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And Hades was renovating so I couldn't go any farther

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But I didn't get to brag to Meg 😦

lunar kiln
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bouldy owo whats this bouldy

pale nest
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Haaaa finally managed to buy the aphro wall scroll

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Man that took work

frozen jolt
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maxed out everyone's hearts but charon and sisyphus for now 🎉

pliant jolt
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nice

last current
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same, haven't been seeing much of sisyphus and sitting on a ton of ambrosia

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charons done for me tho

frozen jolt
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i just havent been focusing on them for gifts

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but im gonna start doing that now

bleak osprey
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i never have ambrosia when i see sisyphus OTL

cold canopy
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its okay

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he understands

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do you think he stashes them inside bouldy

runic terrace
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hollow bouldy theory

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him rolling bouldy: (sloshing noise of all the bottles)

bleak osprey
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that's why he's like "uh,,,,, prince??" if you start smashing pots

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leave him somewhere to hide the bottles!!

visual laurel
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It's ok sparrow sisyphus doesn't have a ton to say rn anyways

bleak osprey
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yeah but it's the spirit of the thing,, i wanna Give Him Nice Things

visual laurel
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you know out of everyone in the game...sisyphus is the only one who just Give You Things
he deserves it

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everyone else: give me ambrosia and i'll give you an item
sisyphus: oh you don't have to give me anything, prince z, here, take your pick of what i have

bleak osprey
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i wanna know where he gets this stuff

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he just..... hands zag a tray of mcdonalds

visual laurel
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he hoards his prison lunches fhfjgkg

runic terrace
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its home made 👏

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AAAANOOO IS HE STARVING TO GIVE ZAG SANDWICHES

fickle vigil
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but shades don't eat?

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which leads to the question, why does he have the Happy Meal to begin with

runic terrace
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because he wants to help zag ;u;

frozen jolt
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he makes it just for zag because hes so kind

visual laurel
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he has nothing better to do now that the furies aren't enforcing Real Bouldy Hours

runic terrace
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REAL BOULDY HOURS/IF U ARENT ROLLIN UR TROLLIN

solar depot
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i wish i had someone chained to a boulder who gave me shawarma

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thats the dream

runic terrace
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BZNCNVNV

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u when you go to a shwarma place: hm theres just something missing

solar depot
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undonerworld kebab

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that was a reach and i apologize

runic terrace
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hfjfhf no its so good i had to read it twice to see you didnt write underworld

solar depot
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the most skillful joaks are the joaks no one ever gets

runic terrace
boreal notch
ebon cradle
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hahahaha

boreal notch
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when you're too cool to die

jolly onyx
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What origin do y'all think they are using for Aphrodite? Is she the daughter of Zeus or Uranus's junk foam spawn? I can't recall if she has referred to Zag as her cousin.

tranquil bough
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I think she's Zeus daughter

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Ares called her sister I think

atomic forge
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I tried looking through game files for that but couldnt find it

queen sierra
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pour one out for life drinker lads

keen nymph
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i do appreciate the meta jokes about the underworld being under renovations after clearing the hydra

queen sierra
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also please consider: zag taking a meal from Sisyphus and then they share it on bouldy

runic terrace
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YES

queen sierra
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sharing a happy meal is PEAK romance

runic terrace
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lady and the tramp-ing with a fry

waxen furnace
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did someone say.... bouldy

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B)

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#fan-works

scenic comet
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"What have I wrought to have such a careless, witless brat as my progeny?"
"Get out of my head."
Ouch.

visual laurel
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YEAH

visual laurel
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hmmm wonder if that's my converter leaving that artifacting

pale ridge
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What converter are you using? I used ffmpeg for the Transistor ones, but Hades uses bink version 2, which ffmpeg can't handle

visual laurel
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i'm using rad video tools, which is theoretically the native bink player

pale ridge
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Huh

cold canopy
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oh nooo ffmpeg wont work anymore?

pale ridge
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Yeah 😦

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And you're converting to GIF? That's probably why those artifacts show up, yeah

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GIF just isn't a great format

visual laurel
cold canopy
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dang they still look really nice tho

visual laurel
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technically converting to many many .png's and then to gif via a different program because rad video tools doesn't like gif

scenic comet
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D'aw, the hydra head looks cute.

pale ridge
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I wish there were an open-source video format with transparency honestly

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But I don't know of any

cold canopy
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webm right?

scenic comet
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Like as if it's saying "how do you do?"

somber flame
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wow

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those would make for AWESOME profile pics

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👀

visual laurel
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👀

cold canopy
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back when I got the gifs from transistor I had to do SO MUCH WORK to get them into the right format

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I used them to make a twitch donation thingy but never used it

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I should dig around for that some day and put it in fan works

visual laurel
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cold canopy
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this thing is my nightmare

visual laurel
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but yeah fair warning it does Not like gifs

cold canopy
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I couldn't get it to work with the transistor ones for so long

visual laurel
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works now lol

cold canopy
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i tried emailing and calling them several times for nothing

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lmao

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I could have just not done it right but

visual laurel
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it works with the pyre animations too

cold canopy
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ooooo sick

visual laurel
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if i wanted to painstakingly edit the lighting effect out of all 140+ frames i could but i'm not gonna

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oh hey have these too

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they're the same model, just different animations

cold canopy
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lmao i love that dive

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like hes going off the high dive at the pool

visual laurel
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anyways a good chunk of stills from these models are up on the wiki now so the enemies actually have pics lol

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ok so like i guess the real question is who gave bouldy a face

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did the furies put it on there as a joke. did sisyphus put it there. is bouldy actually a member of a species of boulders that just happen to have faces.

cold canopy
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I think the default assumption is that Sisyphus carved it into him out of boredom for a friend

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But it'd also be sick to find out he is an ancient sentient rock species

visual laurel
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well yes that is the one that makes sense, though when would he have found the time gkjdfgfd

cold canopy
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and simply chooses not to speak to anyone but Sisyphus

visual laurel
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see,

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that would be great.

cold canopy
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imagine like

lime yoke
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omg Bouldy is a crystal gem

cold canopy
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Zag walks through the next door after talking with Sisyphus and then puts his ear back to the door. He is able to make out a conversation with Sisyphus and a voice he has not heard before.
Sisyphus: Come on, the prince is clearly a nice lad why don't you ever say hi?
???: They must not know the truth, Sisyphus.

lime yoke
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he's shy

visual laurel
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"i want to introduce you to him properly!" no one but you may know

hazy bear
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i want this now lol

cold canopy
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same

visual laurel
cold canopy
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YES

scenic comet
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I just called the Lemean Bone Hydra an 'angry skelly noodle.'

visual laurel
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i would be too if some upstart punk had cut all my heads off

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i wish i knew ed well enough to @ him
he changed his icon to bouldy so he's clearly one of us but

neat crow
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Is anyone else disappointed that the Hydra doesn't come back and stick its head out of the Pool in the House of Hades after you defeat it? I mean, Meg comes back...

visual laurel
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omg...

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well NOW i am

pale ridge
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Right?? I told my brother we should bring it back as a pet but he said no

neat crow
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Then Hydra and Cerberus could have conversations and/or play

pale ridge
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(Also gdi Meg why do you keep not being there I want to brag about beating the Hydra)

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Only multi headed pets are allowed her

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Here

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Two heads minimum

scenic comet
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But what about Bouldy?

visual laurel
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bouldy is sisyphus' friend uvu

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as long as sisyphus is stuck out there in tartarus, bouldy will be by his side

pale ridge
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Bouldy is a friend not a pet

trim vigil
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@visual laurel Out of curiosity, what tool are you using to convert your PNG sequence into a GIF? And is there a reason why you are not using webm?

visual laurel
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i don't know what webm is

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i'm just using GIMP because it's been my art program for literal years and i'm used to it and hate change lol

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i know it's not the best free editor out there or anything but i already have it so why not

trim vigil
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Webm is basically a web video format that was made because GIF was quite old

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Okay 😃

visual laurel
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oh, huh
i don't recall really seeing webm around much though?

trim vigil
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I believe imgur, when you upload a gif, does a webm conversion automatically

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And if you are familiar with websites such as 9gag, every "video" there (or "gif" like the users still call them) are in webm

stark tulip
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if I’m not wrong webm isn’t great on iOS devices

visual laurel
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huh!

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well i'll keep it in mind

trim vigil
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Yeah, Apple still doing their shenanigans unfortunatly

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Quicktime doesn't supports webms 😦

mossy cairn
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Anyone knows what the next major patch is going to be about?

visual laurel
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Nope! Just that it's gonna be a content update, as opposed to (or in addition to) a patch/fix

tranquil bough
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There are lots of things it could be

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New area, new conversations, new weapon, new olympians...all of those...

pale nest
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Give me my narcissus already

amber canyon
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Probably a new Area, and one weapon and one new god if I were to guess

pale nest
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A flamethrower-style weapon would be nice

lunar kiln
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unlocked Gun

pale nest
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Just so much Greek fire

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Would be thematically appropriate

native kindle
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well, we already have lots of long range options, I'd like the next weapon to be super close range with with damage that would reward a higher skill level when it comes to movement and positionning

fiery isle
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an axe would be amazing

ornate shore
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Yeah

native kindle
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well, it would likely feel like the sword and the polearm combined. I'd be in for "dual wielding daggers" or something like that

ornate shore
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Dual daggers are not very greek

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solo dagger may be

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but not duals for sure

native kindle
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they don't have to be "to the letter" specific with the lore, and they could provide the lore to justify it as well. more so if you want some very unconventional weapons eventually.

pale nest
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If we’re going straight to lore, a Caduceus would be neat

ornate shore
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its not exactly a weapon

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its more of a regalia

pale nest
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I mean, it could send people into a coma

amber canyon
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My bets are Scythe and Whip

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Scythe has the obvious theme that fits wonderfully, has a legendary weapon grounded in lore, and covers a playstyle we dont have yet

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And whip is a way to have a second ranged weapon without just being a slightly altered bow

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Axe probably overlaps a bit too much with world splitter sword

tranquil bough
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Axe as a slower, but more damaging sword so you have to be more careful with positioning and can't stunlock as easily could be interesting

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Flamethrower instead of weapon could be a hephaistos cast

amber canyon
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The cast idea would make sense

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But I feel like weapons being slight variations of each other doesnt work too well

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They should feel very different

tranquil bough
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I think that goes beyond just being a variation, depending on what the special and eventual charge get

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It's similar to the single hit sword upgrade but so is the shields normal attack