Zagreus: Hades Lite ™️
#h1-discussion
worthy egret
alpine stratus
zags wifi is bad he cant talk back to them well
hoary sandal
hey zag look at the man I just shot
novel wasp
thats ares
hoary sandal
zag im makin sushi come over
alpine stratus
ares streams really gory fighting games
novel wasp
Ares streams raid shadow legends
hoary sandal
ares streams really gory fighting games
he plays doom for eternity
brisk trail
well in quarantine obvs they need video call
novel wasp
Hades: Covid 19 edition
worthy egret
I love the sound effects when accepting the boon. Imagine if it was the ringtone. Like.
Oh, Ares is calling
Phone: AHHHHHHHHHH
novel wasp
Dancing Queen, Young and Sweet, STUCK IN QUARRANTINE
hoary sandal
Demeter be like: "oh look zagreus they're dying of hunger, how cute"
novel wasp
Zag: Grandma wtf
worthy egret
Sounds in character for demeter
alpine stratus
jbjkgjkgkjgjk set your phone ringtone to AAAAAAGHHH
novel wasp
everytime Zeus takes his phone he has to wish this better not be Hera
also lets not forget about the classic
Poseidon's ringtone is Ocean Man
worthy egret
"What do you want to drink? We have water, dr. Pepper, spiders-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
Narrator: but she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiOHMYGOD SO MANY SPIDERS
unique igloo
Oh yeah, inb4 Hera joins the game and questions Zag about Zeus
hoary sandal
"What do you want to drink? We have water, dr. Pepper, spiders-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
Narrator: but she was already giving him a brimming glass of spiOHMYGOD SO MANY SPIDERS
surprise encounter
novel wasp
Hera's side quest, go spy on zeus to see if he does anything funny
hoary sandal
Oh yeah, inb4 Hera joins the game and questions Zag about Zeus
"Has he told you of any mortals he found recently? I'm thinking about turning someone into a frog"
unique igloo
Trial of the Gods:
Zeus and Hera
Artemis and Apollo
Ares and Prometheus
worthy egret
I read that as Hera questioning Zag if he has anything with Zeus
novel wasp
Trial of the Gods:
Zeus and Hera
Artemis and Apollo
Ares and Prometheus
Ares and Athena
the dumb war god or the smart war god
unique igloo
Hera: "Between you and me, was Zeus your actual dad?"
hoary sandal
I read that as Hera questioning Zag if he has anything with Zeus
I mean she does punish everyone but Zeus, so believable
worthy egret
Today I had an Aphro vs Demeter trial. ONE FEAR
hoary sandal
Today I had an Aphro vs Demeter trial. ONE FEAR
oof that would be terrible if real
novel wasp
Hera Demeter and Hestia goes to yoga class hosted by Dionysus
hoary sandal
imagine having to choose
worthy egret
Zag: I don't like him that way. Not that he's not great its, just, you know, not into that, haha
Aphrodite, who knows how bi zag is: smirk
novel wasp
"aw yea you gotta channel your inner spirit man"
hoary sandal
Hera Demeter and Hestia goes to yoga class hosted by Dionysus
Hestia is the one with the homemade material
Hera has expensive things
novel wasp
Demeter is just crying
unique igloo
All the greeks were somewhat bi, so give an option to romance the gods
novel wasp
Hera and Hestia tries their best to comfort Demeter from losing her one child
unique igloo
Adding hestia would also be interesting
novel wasp
and then Hera is secretly unstable as well from her own issue
hoary sandal
Hera and Hestia tries their best to comfort Demeter from losing her one child
I think Demeter would be shielding herself by keeping others away
it seems in character for me
worthy egret
Okay but demeter adopting Zag and then later down the line she goes surprised pikachu when she finds out about who his mom is
unique igloo
I'm surprised how little fanart there is of the game
novel wasp
When you get all Demeter boon and now zag is wearing 6 layers of winter clothes to ready to beat redacted ass
alpine stratus
tbh 'demeter adopts zag' a worrying situation
worthy egret
I wonder if Demeter's boons cause Zag to not feel as chilly out in the cold
unique igloo
When you find out Persephone is dead or has decided to go live in the mortal realm hidden from the gods after the divorce. Rip zag
alpine stratus
i want a demeter boon that can cancel magma ....
alpine stratus
if perse was dead shed just be in the underworld lol
unique igloo
Or actually, zag finally comes to the city and it's a post apocalyptic sci fi setting
novel wasp
and it would be too niche to own
alpine stratus
thanatos goes back down like "welp! thats everyone!"
"what do you mean everyone"
"thats all the mortals"
worthy egret
@alpine stratus also a member of standing in magma like a dummy club?
alpine stratus
YEAH...
worthy egret
😔
alpine stratus
ONE TIME I SAW A FISH AND I...WALKED IN THE LAVA TO GET IT,,
unique igloo
Hey man, there was an interaction where hypnos suggested thanatos just kills everyone at once
worthy egret
OH NO
novel wasp
but it was specified that whoever doesnt get reaped by thanatos will live forever, refer sisyphus lore as soon as he got thanatos binded up
the world where no one dies anymore
hoary sandal
You get every Demeter boon ingame, and only one of another god. How would they react?
Aphrodite: "I do not think that's the true way, love."
Zeus: "I thought you would be more of a hot spirit yourself."
Poseidon: "You know that she's killing every fish she finds, right?"
alpine stratus
mortals are like zag pls spend all the time w thanatos you want. because i want to live longer
worthy egret
A mortal writing up their will: MORE BAD FLIRTING I JUST NEED FIVE MINUTES
novel wasp
why so
alpine stratus
HJVHJFHJ
unique igloo
He doesn't want his brother leaving him. But at the same time, he doesn't realize that he can always see the mortal world whenever and his mom is at home while zag is stuck in a cage after realizing he was lied to for most of his life
alpine stratus
i can see like.................... than having to stop telling an escaped zag abt when his mortal friends are on their way out bc zags always like CMON PLEASSSSEE
worthy egret
Okay but imagine if someone prayed to Zag and he got so confused because WHAT AM I HEARING? WHAT AM I FEELING WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS GOING O N
Because Zag is not like, really on board with the fact that he is a god
hoary sandal
so if you just stay at the House with Than chilling, no one will ever die
alpine stratus
AHHHHH TRU...ZAGS LIKE. WHATS THIS
hoary sandal
no one knows Zag tho
alpine stratus
zags issues w like....not wanting to recognize he has . authority and power jump out
novel wasp
@worthy egret zag goes why are we still here just to suffer
hoary sandal
it be sad but it be tru
alpine stratus
local legends of fire headed man who steps on banana peel and dies
worthy egret
LMAO
unique igloo
I just want randomly generated endings of Zag visiting a new part of the world until Than shows up and OHKOs him back to Hades
alpine stratus
farmers in the area are like yeah were gonna pray to that dude what could go wrong
novel wasp
imagine your death is now a local paper
I want it now
SGG
I NEED EARLY ACCESS DEATH TO BE A LOCAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINE
worthy egret
I can imagine someone reaching Zag if they prayed to what he represents
novel wasp
zag is god of rng
unique igloo
Warriors praying to zag for a boon. End up with feet on fire
novel wasp
hes responsible for all your crit fail
unique igloo
Zagreus Boon: Daddy Issues, your morale will never break for it was already broken
brisk trail
why does hades randomly give me words with quotes
unique igloo
People praying to Zag to give enemies boons
brisk trail
i know the bed scene is a memory
alpine stratus
zag boon: get super determined and never stop doing what youre doing
hoary sandal
why does hades randomly give me words with quotes
he's the ironic type
brisk trail
tbh story wise
novel wasp
zag boon: kick my dad's nuts when you are down there
brisk trail
there are no stakes like
novel wasp
if i can, you can too
worthy egret
Zag boon: you can NOT sit
hoary sandal
there are no stakes like
the stakes are staying with Hades in hell forever
brisk trail
like even if he failed his mission nothing will change
novel wasp
Mission failed
hoary sandal
like even if he failed his mission nothing will change
thats the problem
novel wasp
we'll get them next time
brisk trail
true
unique igloo
Also...I just realize the ending could be zag and dio fusing
novel wasp
i smell jojo reference
worthy egret
FUSION H A
brisk trail
i thought when i beat meg she wontcome back again
unique igloo
Dionysus
brisk trail
also is there another fury sister
worthy egret
not really tbh @unique igloo they make a joke about that thing
novel wasp
part 6 spoilers
woeful finch
Somehow I read fishing instead of fusing
hoary sandal
Than accidentally jabs Zag with his scythe during an encounter
hes doing his tricks when out of nowhere zag just poofs and goes back Home
brisk trail
zag fishes dio
worthy egret
Scythe lightly scratches Zag's shoulder
99999 damage CRITICAL
hoary sandal
Somehow I read fishing instead of fusing
the true ending:
Zag and the Olympians fishing
novel wasp
Than decides to rest
Zag finally reached the surface decides to greet than, and when he walks through he just fell and get toe stabbed and then just poofs
than is left with confusion whether did someone greeted him or not
alpine stratus
i want that if you fish aftr defeating the final boss, its normal real life fish
zags like. what the hell is a TUNA
brisk trail
they really want me to use spear lol
unique igloo
On a separate note zag could get a job to hunt down people who escape Hades but the problem is nobody escapes
brisk trail
20% increased soul gems
hoary sandal
zags like. what the hell is a TUNA
he tries to sell in the underworld but cant, so he makes a wallpin out of it
worthy egret
soul gems
novel wasp
soul gems
brisk trail
i call them thatcuz i just finished madoka magika lol. and it reminds me of soul gems
worthy egret
aww
hoary sandal
20% increased soul gems
I always play with the one with darkness bonus
brisk trail
the purple thing
unique igloo
How do you fish again?
worthy egret
Zag as a magical girl
novel wasp
Zag but hes thanos his way up
brisk trail
i mean
novel wasp
by collecting the stones
worthy egret
@unique igloo you purchase a rod and then you go near spots
hoary sandal
Zag as a magical girl
he traps wretches in cards
brisk trail
he does the same as magic girls
novel wasp
and using his kidneystones
brisk trail
fight only to die inevitably
worthy egret
THANATOS AS A MAGICAL GIRL
brisk trail
pink guy thanatos
hoary sandal
petition to change death song to Meal Gears "Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!!"
brisk trail
if anyone thinks about watching magia record (the spinn off) DO NOT WATCH IT
hoary sandal
it randomizes between the two
brisk trail
They kept adding characters for no reasons
the plot had a chance to be good but the anime had no focus
i dont blame them cuz its a game adaptaion
they wanna further milk it from the old fans
hoary sandal
petition to change flamewheels and chariots sound into thomas tank engine earrape thmee
petition to change flamewheels to tires on fire
and name them
Hot Wheels
unique igloo
Worst timeline ending: Zag makes it to the surface, defeats [Redacted] then than shows up and cuts off zags head. He now carries zags's head with him to the surface to remind that nobody can escape death
alpine stratus
why would he do that tho
worthy egret
I mean
brisk trail
yeah sad tbh
novel wasp
@hoary sandal plot twist flamewheel is just hotwheels but they tryna avoid copyright
worthy egret
Isnt Zag ||75% a god||
hoary sandal
@novel wasp I believe that
brisk trail
now the world is happy go lucky its dumb
unique igloo
Zag is 100% god
worthy egret
HOTWHEELS
unique igloo
So he wouldn't die. But he would get to see the world atleast
brisk trail
i actually finished madoka last week and magia today
novel wasp
Persephone's boon: pocket sand
hoary sandal
So he wouldn't die. But he would get to see the world atleast
GOW style
novel wasp
Hades but Rail is a Glock
hoary sandal
Persephone's boon: pocket sand
Her boon is being invisible to players
novel wasp
Aspect of Glock Rail when
unique igloo
On a separate note. Why didn't zag ask chaos to just tp him
brisk trail
oh ok then ill watch it
novel wasp
if they could tp zag they wouldnt be trapped beneath the earth crust
hoary sandal
On a separate note. Why didn't zag ask chaos to just tp him
Cuz chaos wouldnt do that
brisk trail
i still dont exaactly understand what happened
worthy egret
Aspect of a glock
brisk trail
if madoka reversed all wishes andremoved magical girls and witches
novel wasp
KITCHEN GUN BANG BANG BANG
brisk trail
why did civilization not change
hoary sandal
Aspect of a glock
well we got guan yu and arthur
worthy egret
KITCHEN GRENADE
hoary sandal
why not gun
flat vapor
the ending is zag getting to the surface and the narrator going ||We’re not gonna get away with this, are we?||
worthy egret
STOP
unique igloo
Rip, I kinda want to see an interaction where chaos tps zag to the sun since zag said anywhere was fine. Or the bottom of the ocean. Then hypnos being confused by the cause of death
hoary sandal
the ending is zag getting to the surface and the narrator going ||We’re not gonna get away with this, are we?||
||Hades|| appears and slaps his neck to kill him
brisk trail
it doesnt and cuz of the many timlines homura made idk
its obviously the same times as madoka cuz sayaka is there
so same time frame
oh i never heard of the game till i watched the
yes the trash
alpine stratus
hey, lets go #off-topic-discussion for pmmm talk?
novel wasp
ASPECT OF G L O C K
brisk trail
same
unique igloo
So, if than and hermes both deal with soul herding. Do you think that they both show up at the same soul and stand there awkwardly while deciding who takes the soul
hoary sandal
I still think turning the adam rail into a rubber duck would be perfect
alpine stratus
they probably have shifts for it .... no shortage of dead ppl
unique igloo
Aspect of Prometheus: turns it into a laser rifle
worthy egret
Me: picks Thanatos' keepsake
Every enemy in the game: DODGE THIS
unique igloo
Lol
hoary sandal
Than's keepsake makes me sade
alpine stratus
than: stay safe stay safe STAY SAFE
worthy egret
Zag, screaming: IM TRYING
alpine stratus
hermes: go fast
than: stay safe
meg: lmao get hurt and see what happens
narrow hemlock
love meg
novel wasp
850 BC*
hoary sandal
tnx
narrow hemlock
@hoary sandal literally saw a tweet about that recently https://gyazo.com/686eba0ed6c761b6b2ef624c106dd591
hoary sandal
lol
novel wasp
HAHAHAHAH
hoary sandal
thats life now
unique igloo
We laugh while orpheus still sitting alone
So is zag permitted to walk around hades whenever?
hoary sandal
at least now he knows that his lifestyle would be considered healthy nowadays
hoary sandal
I mean in the house yes
nonono
remember
there are locked rooms
like the upper left one
unique igloo
Bruh, zag has been in quarantine his whole life
novel wasp
plot twist
worthy egret
OOOF
unique igloo
No wonder he's trying so hard to get out
novel wasp
hades is tryna protect zag from the covid
quaint bramble
Zag, social distancing master. He only recently started giving gifts to people
unique igloo
Than mentioning that it's sad what's happening to mortals. He's actually talking about covid and ww3
novel wasp
which involves murdering the already dead, violence, and trespassing
hoary sandal
so THAT'S why Apollo isn't in game, he's managing COVID-19
hoary sandal
demeter is responsible for the covid
it's a godly collab
novel wasp
ok the covid joke is getting too far
unique igloo
Zag gets to the surface, sees the towns are empty. People see a semi naked man roaming the streets leaving burning footprints. Think the devil has come. Rip zag
hoary sandal
Zag gets to the surface, sees the towns are empty. People see a semi naked man roaming the streets leaving burning footprints. Think the devil has come. Rip zag
wearing Ancient Greece clothing
novel wasp
the nipple man
hoary sandal
NIPPLE MAN
unique igloo
Idk man, if I saw a guy in a tunic, I'd still report him as a semi naked dude
hoary sandal
IM DEAD
KLSKDLSKDLKS
Idk man, if I saw a guy in a tunic, I'd still report him as a semi naked dude
im saying it makes things worse
narrow hemlock
quaint bramble
That man had flaming feet, half his chest hanging out and canine skulls strapped to his shoulder.
narrow hemlock
reminder thats an end card you can get
unique igloo
Black haired nipple man leaving a trail of fire on the streets
hoary sandal
unique igloo
Hey, we could meet zag @novel wasp
novel wasp
this is intentional
hoary sandal
That man had flaming feet, half his chest hanging out and canine skulls strapped to his shoulder.
and a flaming crown flying above his head
unique igloo
Sounds like the devil
novel wasp
and he has a magic machine gun
hoary sandal
and he has a magic machine gun
or a shield with a skull
unique igloo
Surprise final level, you play as zag running through a city vs cops and tanks
hoary sandal
or a shining red sword
hoary sandal
Surprise final level, you play as zag running through a city vs cops and tanks
you need to make people not fear you
novel wasp
they were the manifestation of the ai
unique igloo
"The man bumped into my car and made it's alarm go off then proceeded to upper cut it."
hoary sandal
also a flying red sword appeared above it
novel wasp
also Im getting a yellow number above me
hoary sandal
and it started making purple bubbles leaving it
unique igloo
Zag steps on grass and watching some poor saps front lawn go up in flames
Zag meets birds
alpine stratus
zag meets birds... :'')
novel wasp
mm toasty birbs
unique igloo
Or other animals that aren't in Hades
hoary sandal
if he throws Chaos Shield on the streets, it would cause an earthquake
novel wasp
percy jackson in the middle like what the frick just happened
unique igloo
"What is that winged beast?"
"It assaulted me with this vile white stuff."
"I heard mortals eat them."
quaint bramble
I’ve always said the real final boss should be Kratos
novel wasp
who tagged
unique igloo
Shield bounces off fire hydrant causing water to spray everywhere.
"Uncle Poseidon, is that you?"
hoary sandal
the first naked rando he sees: "I didn't think Aphrodite worked that way, but OK"
unique igloo
Walks into starbucks with no shoes and a fiery sword.
"Hi. I'm looking for my mom."
alpine stratus
gives the starbucks person a nectar
novel wasp
walks to mall receptionist
"Hi Im looking for my mom"
unique igloo
One of the gods having to come pick him up while in disguise
hoary sandal
he literally dashes everywhere, leaving trails of blaze on the street
quaint bramble
I wanna see Zag get into a boss battle with a forklift
hoary sandal
One of the gods having to come pick him up while in disguise
Hermes catches him offguard
novel wasp
Disguised god
hoary sandal
I wanna see Zag get into a boss battle with a forklift
last aspect of the trident
novel wasp
The Olympian Hideout is a Diner
red coral
Zag pours Nectar on the forklift and is like “you would be good friends with Bouldy”
novel wasp
Ares blends juice
unique igloo
Zagreus finds a fork. "A sign from Poseidon."
novel wasp
Aphro is that waitress who everyone will tip
hoary sandal
Aphro is that waitress who everyone will tip
Poseidon is the chef
Artemis helps on the balcony
quaint bramble
I refuse to believe every Olympian isn’t undercover in a large law firm in a skyscraper with Olympus plastered across the front of it
hoary sandal
He pours Nectar on you
and some hearts appear above you somehow
red coral
Yeah because the nectar leaves your skin baby soft
Ultimate skincare routine of the gods
hoary sandal
I refuse to believe every Olympian isn’t undercover in a large law firm in a skyscraper with Olympus plastered across the front of it
not a skyscraper, but a Theme Park
novel wasp
Aphrodite approved @red coral
hoary sandal
if you're a god and ride the roller coaster, you go to Olympus
unique igloo
Zagreus standing in line with little kids
novel wasp
Zeus be powering the entire theme park
hoary sandal
Zeus be powering the entire theme park
Persephone's riding the hidden carrousel
unique igloo
Seat belt breaks and zag falls from the rollercoaster dying. Hades chuckles as Zag is back
novel wasp
also is the job being placed by hera because hera specifically want him to do it so he wont be running away
Spoiler Hera is the CEO
unique igloo
Now that I think about it, there are a lot of ways for zag to die in the mortal world
red coral
Zag is the test dummy 😔
unique igloo
Zag not understanding why the sign across the street has a red hand. Walks into traffic
alpine stratus
novel wasp
Zag is the test dummy 😔
@red coral test if hes dummy thicc you say
unique igloo
Isekai'd back to Hades
red coral
Gjgjkfkf
alpine stratus
a car crash wont kill zag cuz we see him get crashed by chariots
hoary sandal
but he wouldn't heal also bc there are no chambers for him to go through
unique igloo
Idk, difference in speed means a lot
novel wasp
@alpine stratus dw tesla truck will get him
alpine stratus
red coral
“So how many death defiances did this ride take you”
worthy egret
Cue Zag drinking from the first fountain he finds in hopes of being healed and all the folkspeople just being like 👀
unique igloo
Chariot goes at 5mph? Car hits him at 40mph in downtown areas.
novel wasp
EM Theseus instead of the deadalus chariot its tesla truck
red coral
Nyx runs the hall of mirrors
hoary sandal
newspaper: "Black-haired 20 years old levitates while being hit by a car. After walking with no scratches, he proceeded to vaporize the car"
unique igloo
Zag: "Ah a place to rest."
Officer: "Excuse me sir, please get out of the fountain."
novel wasp
He then realized his stygian is now devolved into a kitchen knife
worthy egret
Nyx runs a hall of mirrors but the mirrors can mess with you
unique igloo
Sees cars in traffic. "Damn, more chariots." Jumps into traffic with shield
novel wasp
i wonder if supergiant is watching over us
hoary sandal
Nyx runs a hall of mirrors but the mirrors can mess with you
the mirror suddenly lets you change your money for extra strenght while punching someone on the back
unique igloo
Maybe one of us works for supergiant
novel wasp
we have a spy
hoary sandal
who's the most probable
novel wasp
if i work for sgg i would make the game as memey as possible
include james charles chaos
worthy egret
They are
hoary sandal
I would ask refund for that
worthy egret
One time one replied 👀 to something i said
And i also saw greg type one time
Never felt that much fear
novel wasp
greg is typing...
hoary sandal
@alpine stratus actually is going to send everything in here to greg
novel wasp
dad's back home
unique igloo
Fans: "Zag escapes but then dies to modern technology."
Supergiant: "Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!"
alpine stratus
perhaps.......
novel wasp
Big Brother but its Greg
worthy egret
NO
alpine stratus
lmao i dont have to he can backread if he likes
worthy egret
Greg, holding me at gunpoint: the viewers said youre out
hoary sandal
lmao i dont have to he can backread if he likes
is he going to tho?
there are like 50 lines of sakura card captors in here
novel wasp
yeah
alpine stratus
i have no idea
unique igloo
Dear greg, if you're watching in. Add a voice line where zag says, "what if the mortals could see me now."
hoary sandal
Greg I love you
novel wasp
im gonna kill myself for it
hoary sandal
hope he sees it
unique igloo
Jk, but the game is good so far
hoary sandal
Jk, but the game is good so far
It's my favourite game rn
novel wasp
Greg I want a kitchen knife as sword aspect thanks
unique igloo
I just want something more after beating [Redacted]
unique igloo
I got there on my last run, but I that discord call cost me a few lives otherwise I'd have been done
novel wasp
y...you can pause the game
hoary sandal
that is illegal
worthy egret
Pausing the game is illegal we die like MEN
unique igloo
Yeah, but it was one of those things where discord popped open over the game
novel wasp
you guys died like menchildren
brisk trail
When is the full game expected to ship
novel wasp
when ocean man decides to
brisk trail
It already looks finished enough to me lmao
novel wasp
we still got a HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsband called charon to fix
unique igloo
Oh, they should add voice lines for pausing in a boss fight
novel wasp
charon side job, asmr breathing into the mic
worthy egret
Zag dies repeatedly ASMR
novel wasp
My cursed content is as cursed as Chaos
hoary sandal
Oh, they should add voice lines for pausing in a boss fight
"You're running away, Zagreus? I truly did not expect such cowardice from ||my son||"
novel wasp
for 5 more cursed content, you get Defiance boon
oye crail
hows your ocean man wetdream
unique igloo
Meg: "Can't keep up?"
Sis 1: "Murder?"
Sis 2: "It's just getting good."
Hydra: laugh in snake
Theseus: "Need a break?"
Minotaur: "Pathetic."
novel wasp
Mino would just snort
novel wasp
more like, F I E N D
unique igloo
[Redacted]: doesn't let you pause
worthy egret
NOT PATHETIC
unique igloo
True
novel wasp
Funfact Artemis was once wanting to love someone
hoary sandal
If you pause at the House, Hades says "Giving up alredy?"
novel wasp
but her brother always comes in and defend her virginity by literally kills her crush
unique igloo
I feel like she has a slight crush on zag
hoary sandal
I feel like she has a slight crush on zag
I am sure
novel wasp
also the guy who got turned into deer is basically an assault
unique igloo
Inb4 apollo shows up to fight if you have too many artemis boons
worthy egret
I read it as 'i feel like i have a crush on Zag'
novel wasp
Yea artemis
hoary sandal
when you give an Ambrosia to her, Apollo throws a curse at you
unique igloo
You're not wrong @worthy egret
novel wasp
apollo, great at ruin relationship thats either his or his sister's
unique igloo
Oh what if that's why some gods aren't there
Final game has a boss before/after redacted
novel wasp
final boss is thanos
hoary sandal
he's called "space purple man"
unique igloo
Too many boons:
Ares/Aphro = Hephaestus
Artemis = Apollo
Zeus = Hera
novel wasp
why do we need prome
prome is not an olympian
hes a titan
Hestia tho
tbh its sad that hestia dont get much recognition
because her role as a god is too passive, being the goddess of furnace fire...
and family
unique igloo
Isn't prome and aphro a couple
hoary sandal
her boons could be to make other ones stronger
unique igloo
Hephaestus was the name I was trying to remember but kept thinking prome for some reason
novel wasp
aphro cheats on him and goes for ares
tbh i can see heppy being hammer
but i feel like they dont wanna get new gods anymore
unique igloo
On a separate note. I do dnd on the side, and I had the players (a little known for their murder hobo habits) encounter zag who said he was on the run. They thought he had a bounty on him and went after him only to kill him and turn him to ash
novel wasp
daedalus if is a real npc i think he would be the house contractor tbh
accompanied by his mini builder bois
unique igloo
They should replace contractor with daedalus or atleast icarus
novel wasp
icarus feels like a great new house guest imo
hoary sandal
On a separate note. I do dnd on the side, and I had the players (a little known for their murder hobo habits) encounter zag who said he was on the run. They thought he had a bounty on him and went after him only to kill him and turn him to ash
zag is a legend
novel wasp
like the ones you found in stages
unique igloo
Icarus: "yeah, my dad forgets his hammers from time to time."
novel wasp
and then daedalus sidequest is reuniting with icarus
Heppy being hammer makes more sense imo
since daedalus is more efficient in building (the labynirth)
upgrading weapon sounds odd for him, at least heppy suits the job
also would be cool for someone who knows what they are doing to comment on your weapon
heppy nerding out about the coronacht
hoary sandal
heppy nerding out about the coronacht
"Such a magnificent bow, made out of the finest materials! Whose help you seeked to upgrade it? Oh, Aphrodite and Ares'... Now it doesn't look like a refined weapon anymore..."
novel wasp
His nectar would be pep talk with him
and the ambrosia unlocks only after you have go with a weapon run with both ares and aphro's boons combined
also as OP it might will be, a duo Call would be something interesting
novel wasp
having one reroll to change the 3 hammer offer
thats the easy way out, but hard way out
hoary sandal
having one reroll to change the 3 hammer offer
op
novel wasp
literal augments
quartz knoll
Tbh
It would be very cool for hammer dependent weapons
Like Adamant Rail
At least non Hestia
brisk trail
Why does deadulus give a blessing thing
novel wasp
Heppy's keepsake
a mini anvil, heppy will always be the first boon you see, all the hammer upgrade will receive some form of augmentation
hoary sandal
wait heppy keepsake gives an free hammer each layer of hell you clear out
hoary sandal
3 hammers was a thing
wait really?
worthy egret
O o f
worthy egret
Family friendly
novel wasp
^
novel wasp
also the idea of duo call is to have more dynamics between the gods
and maybe artemis will sound less edgy and stop saying "oh hi remember me"
also idk, rocket launcher hammer should have been the default Q for rail
the bomb is unrewarding, hard to aim
less damage not gonna mention
unique igloo
Artemis: "OH. HI ZAG! REMEMBER ME?!"
Zag: "We talked less than 10 minutes ago before a hydra mauled me. Of course I remember you."
novel wasp
idk why artemis said oh hi remember me
unique igloo
She's socially awk and worried you forgot her since she doesn't feel as cool as the other gods
unique igloo
She mentioned she liked when Hades was around since he was a loner as well
novel wasp
like oh hi remember i killed you last time
unique igloo
Idk, she reminds me of some of my introvert friends.
novel wasp
that line is like the most out of character she had
its like she said it for the sake of being cool
unique igloo
"Oh hey. Been a while." I saw you yesterday bro.
It's a weird line, but it makes me like her more since she's so awkward
unique igloo
Ares sitting in a battlefield, writing poems in the sand with his sword
novel wasp
and then demeter is really into it
like really really into it
this is worrying grandma
novel wasp
YOUR CORPSE SHALL ROT FROM THE CHILL
ALL WILL SOON BE TAKEN AWAY BY THE COLD
idk something like that
basically she is being the reaper and such
unique igloo
She's really projecting some pent up feelings
With all this time in quarantine, I'm tempted to make little comics for Hades
First one probably being Artemis crying after her call was blocked by theseus
novel wasp
I mean
artemis doesnt care about theseus anyway
her blessing on theseus is the worst
like you got the lottery when he got blessed by artemis and you just laugh
unique igloo
No, I mean when zag uses it and theseus just shields it
worthy egret
@novel wasp NO
unique igloo
Idk. Then I've been unlucky I guess
worthy egret
ITS AOE
novel wasp
not worth it
worthy egret
ITS NOT HARD TO AIM
worthy egret
IT IS MY LOVE AND PRIDE
novel wasp
I dare you
unique igloo
Theseus blocks all damage in front of him with his shield when it's up right?
worthy egret
TRY KILLING FLAMEWHEELS WITH STYGIUS Q
novel wasp
I can
worthy egret
TRY IT WITH BOW Q
unique igloo
Bow is lit
worthy egret
WELL IVE KILLED FLAMWHEELS WITH Q
novel wasp
Shotgun is actually very effective
worthy egret
OM EXA
novel wasp
since it stops them
for the time being Exa Q to fall
I have finished killing everything underneath it
it just too slow for it to even fall and actually hit anything
worthy egret
ive never had issues tbh
unique igloo
To each, their own weapon of choice
unique igloo
Zag is indoors. He can't shoot too high
novel wasp
also hitting bosses is impossible with Q
they keep dashing
like mad
also @unique igloo all artemis arrows can hit shielded side of the greatshield or theseus shield
from either support fire or from call
the most questionable part is that why is dionysus cast or Exa Q is blockable by shields when its an attack from above
unique igloo
And they then do no damage right?
novel wasp
they do damage
unique igloo
They do?
novel wasp
i did not hear any dink sound
i literally always use art call to wipe theseus
wdym
Press F to skip phase call
unique igloo
Hmm...I'm now wondering if I did something dumb like pressing it while standing infront of a pillar
brisk trail
How does Meg beat me to her stage even tho she doesn't leave the whole
Hall
I need to know the shortcut she uses
novel wasp
what are you talking about
hoary sandal
what are you talking about
she is at the boss room before you
novel wasp
well, she uses proper way
hoary sandal
even though she is at the bar before you leave
brisk trail
No need to attack my boy like that 😔 👊
hoary sandal
who befriended a immortal skeleton
novel wasp
and has a boyfriend and a girlfriend simultaneously
hoary sandal
and is cousin to Death itself
unique igloo
Also, part of the issue might be that zag jumps off his balcony everytime while meg walks out the door to the top left or something
unique igloo
So are the gods able to watch zag running or nah?
unique igloo
Mb, meant to say the gods
novel wasp
gods up here preparing a home theater
packing gyros and popcorns and turn on the big screen
watching him escape this time
also probably punching each other when it comes to trial
unique igloo
Lol
That and when the duo boons show up
The gods sitting there with phones at the ready
So what god does zag count as?
brisk trail
I didn't expect that they get mad lmao
But it's better cuz u get both blessings
Sorry I don't call anything in this game by its original name cuz I forget what it's called
unique igloo
I know according to wiki/google zagreus was a god of hunting and rebirth
Which makes the idea of him being the star of a game like this funny
unique igloo
When you're stuck in quarantine for so long that you play hades just to hear people talk to you
brisk trail
Woah
😔
I kinda wanna play but everyone is upstairs
My introvert ass had fun before quarantine
Still having fun now but less
Well more cuz no school
Just drawing eating playing sleeping rinse and repeat
brisk trail
Got a question, if you release sysiphus from his pact can you still meet him during runs?
I haven't gotten his trinket yet, or bouldy's perhaps, and ever since I did that I can't find him, which worries me a bit lol.
brisk trail
Ah sounds good, been getting terrible luck then haha.
Also, think I might've found a bug with the prophecies scroll.
Pretty sure there is a prophecy that relates to unlocking the guan yu and arthur aspect, and I have, but they have not been fulfilled, am I just reading them the wrong way?
flat vapor
you are, you have to bring them up to the final boss once since it ||takes place on the surface||
brisk trail
See, this prophecy is severely overestimating my skill level haha, especially with guan yu since its such high risk high reward lol. I guess I'm going to have to reset my heat lvl all the way down to 0. Thank you for answering my questions once again, you the best Titua.
flat vapor
👍 no problem
narrow hemlock
@brisk trail you dont have to win the run, only reach the surface. even if you fail it still counts.
narrow hemlock
just pointing out you only need to hit the surface and die horribly 😜
void vigil
Honestly, I thought I would never manage to get those prophecies, but i started a run with arthur to farm darkness and get sword hammers for the prophecy and ended up not only reaching the surface but also clearing the run
and I had hard labor maxed
so just try it and maybe you’ll get a really lucky run eventually, you never know
flat vapor
did they ever fix the infinite cast and dash glitch
narrow hemlock
they should have?
frail hound
they did
heavy oyster
I have a small question! Not sure if here is appropriate or if I should wait for a #ask-supergiant or something, but... I noticed in the new update patch notes that the team planned on adding new music. Does this mean official tracks or mostly ambience? Since I have the OST already so I was wondering if those new tracks would be added on ooor..?
narrow hemlock
the ost isnt complete, thats about as much as they've said. nothing on specifics
heavy oyster
Ooooh okay
covert plover
I hope they add a soundtrack for a particular miniboss instead of reusing a track for a specific room.
narrow hemlock
deleted ingame or in your files
sterile fiber
ggez
brisk trail
I think the maximum is 74 Chambers, but that requires several things to line up.
deft kindle
question
deft kindle
nvm
deft kindle
nvm
hoary sandal
ay, when talking about the big baddie, use Redacted or put it as a spoiler
@summer forge
summer forge
@hoary sandal my bad
|| is he the last boss though? for some reason I always though I would have to battle thanatos ||
hoary sandal
np
I mean
until now at least
I guess he is bc of ||the game title||
but maybe he wont be
narrow hemlock
||he is referred to as the final boss in patch notes and the like, yes. and than has no reason to fight zag if you progress further in their relationship||
quartz knoll
to be fair I expected to fight him from the moment I played this game lmao
summer forge
|| I mean thanatos has helped zag in some of his attempts to escape.. so why would he make it harder for zag to escape if he was a boss at some point in the game? ||
hoary sandal
to be fair I expected to fight him from the moment I played this game lmao
they have a relationship going on
the best ship in the game is Zag X ||Than||
safe kettle
LOL
magic canyon
chaarged shot is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO godly
lyric fog
FINALLY
got my first completed run
chain shot and triple shot is so op when combined
quartz knoll
I mean I expected to fight ||Hades from the start since that's the name of the game||
not once did I ever expected anyone else there lol, the only thing I expected wrong was there was an additional biome instead of a straight boss fight
magic canyon
can we get surface fishing spot at final boss map?
crystal plume
uneven heron
|| I mean thanatos has helped zag in some of his attempts to escape.. so why would he make it harder for zag to escape if he was a boss at some point in the game? ||
@summer forge Did he? I've never been happy to see him...
summer forge
@uneven heron || wdym? he's such a sexy character.. everytime I see him I'm both gay and gay for him. I'd hate to have to fight him as a boss though T.T||
|| and yes he has helped zag a couple of times in random chambers where he pops out of no where.. it's not consecutive just random attemps ||
dusty onyx
man I clicked on one of these by accident
uneven heron
||I meant he's a burden when he tries to "help". In high heat his attempts consistently spawn many enemies and with the benefits package his appearance is never good for you||
dusty onyx
currently trying to block out my head from the spoiler haha
summer forge
|| I wouldn't say he's a burden.. his attacks are just slow.. but that's just how it is for characters like that... when they aide you in battle vs when they end up becoming the final boss... there's a huge power gap between that ||
uneven heron
||Well he's an indirect burden I mean. In that his rooms sometimes have like 3-5x normal enemy numbers it seems like||
summer forge
I mean that's fine
It doesn't bother me that much
||I only get bothered with the amount of enemies in the trials of the gods chambers||
worthy egret
||How to give Than and yourself a heart attack, enter a Trial with his keepsake.
At least I like to imagine that he somehow senses what's going on with you when you have it on, it's a comforting thought to think he's watching when I'm screaming trying not to get hit in Elysium||
At this point im just tagging everything
summer forge
|| Just seeing thanatos gives me a heart attack. He is more useful when he pops up in Elysium.. I've had him pop up in asphodel and I was.. gee thanks? must have missed me?.. I've also seen him a couple of times around the house||
|| fyi I still haven't beaten the game so I don't want to get spoiled that much.. all I know is that I reached the 52nd chamber and was about to reach the top but hades stopped me and I wasn't prepared to fight my own father!?||
||no replenishment items either.. just straight up fighting with hades||
worthy egret
||Yeahhh like. Once you're past Elysium, your best bet at restoring death defiances are a random well granted you have the monies, or Athena||
||Theres wells in styx rooms with healing items sometimes. Styx usually contains a lot of gold urns that have quite a lot of pennies in them so keep an eye out for those!||
||I mean. There is a replenishment, the big heal at the end of Styx when you find the sack, i kind of expected a final boss fight after that and seeing the door||
||I also got annihilated dw about it||
summer forge
|| only reason why I lose most of my death defiances is because of the poison rats in that area...||
novel wasp
why cant you guys go to spoilers
summer forge
my bad I'm not normally in this server
novel wasp
im just looking at a bunch of spoiler noris
worthy egret
Im at this weird state where im not sure what is spoiler and what is not so lets
Lets just, go to the proper chat when needed now xD
summer forge
I'm pretty sure it's the big ones..
worthy egret
I usually have more of a problem with s snakestones and satyrs
worthy egret
Yeah
Big rattys are pretty slow, if you have a knock you can keep yeeting them away, also it takes a bit for them to set their poison field up? I think you can smash em in that window, it always feels like their poison takes a bit to actually set in
Though i just woke up and i am no athena, my strategy about just about anything is to scream and smash
summer forge
btw i'm pretty proud of my last run.. I managed to defeat theseus and his bull in about a minute and 50 seconds
so i'm getting there
oh it was a minute and 30 seconds.. even better
summer forge
dude most my boons from that run were from zeus and poseidon
and i'm sure as hell water and fucking lightning don't mix together
so.. no wonder that run was a breeze for me
also whenever I enter a trial of gods chamber and ares is one of them... I always pick ares
because I don't want to piss him off
ever..
especially ares...
|| also was reading up about thanatos on the wiki page for hades... apparently you can unlock a bedroom scene in zag's bedroom with thanatos if you reach max affinity with thanatos.. my gay heart is going to fall out of my chest ||
worthy egret
||Hell yea. I love Thanzag its like my favourite ship in this game||
summer forge
I wish there was more fanart of him. I'd totally use him as my avatar. And I love his tan and white hair.
worthy egret
Huh I see the swear block bot is not working. XD
summer forge
my bad?
bad habit of swearing a lot
was about to say I don't swear a lot in person but I do... even though i'm a quiet person
dark cradle
||I wanted to put something in spoilers too. Thank you for indulging me and clicking on this. I love you and everything is going to be okay.||
worthy egret
Except maybe Alecto cause she hurts. But all the dialogue with her weirding Zag out is wirth it. XD
dark cradle
Alecto is bae
analog elbow
How'd that happen
covert plover
Alecto's fun. Smallest room of the Furies, the only sister to summon Louts, and she doesn't really have a whip attack. Her rage gauge doesn't even load like it did in the past either, so in a sense, you could definitely fight her before 20%.
cinder lichen
...Isn't her whip attack technically those beyblades?
covert plover
a whip sound happens when she throws one, but it'd be a bit of a stretch to say that's the whip attack.
brisk trail
Is there a whip or chain kinda of weapon
covert plover
that Zag uses? No.
worthy egret
It would be so funny if there was one though
Meg: pulls out a whip
Zag, pulling out his own whip: no u
novel wasp
thats just spear
quaint bramble
I found Tisiphone way more annoying than Alecto when I first started fighting them. The shrinking room and dash patterns take a while to get used to.
brisk trail
Tis shook me more than any of the other Furies upon starting, but she has the biggest telegraphs, more than even Meg.
covert plover
I think it's interesting that Tisiphone can even shrink the room. I was NOT expecting that to be one of her "attacks" when I faced her for the first time.
I'm glad the walls didn't gain spikes too
lyric fog
i HATE fighting tisiphone
brisk trail
Ooh, proper hazards in Tisiphone's fight would have heated.
round oar
@vale drift why is Hades not available on mobile ? We so miss for SuperGiant in our platform 😟
vale drift
The game is in Early Access development, where it's important that we focus on a single platform. We expect to bring Hades to other platforms once our Early Access is complete sometime later this year, with any luck. We haven't decided on all those platforms just yet. We appreciate your interest!
round oar
@vale drift Got all of that Transistor-Bastion stuff on mobile and doesn’t think to play anywhere else. Not much studios makes such 💣 experience.
Do not leave mobile scene - MOBILE OVER EVERYTHING FOREVER 🙂
Thnx for Hades and all that work 💀
lyric fog
i like the dialogue stuff
i dont think ive seen a dialogue getting reused yet in hades
every speech is different
hearty flower
Got my first clear, lads.
https://i.imgur.com/1KLsmtC.png
flat vapor
congrats!
quaint bramble
Cool, congrats!
narrow hemlock
poor greg has to answer the "why isnt hades on X platform" question so often
brisk trail
I tried to get to it but he was too quick. 😔
cinder lichen
Why isn’t hades on android for iphone
lusty stump
Hades: Going Back
now on Apple Arcade
re-experience the hell by going back to Dad to take the stuff to move out.
narrow hemlock
in all seriousness i do hope there will be a switch port, the switch's mobility will work for it, and it's probably the best shot i have of pressuring my friends to look into the game lmao. there's a lot of demand for it every time sgg twitter makes a tweet though
cinder lichen
Oh hell yeah
lusty stump
I mean it would be shame if it didn't appear on Switch.
brisk trail
Transistor and Pyre made it to Switch, right?
brisk trail
Aw, dang.
narrow hemlock
hades on ps4 is a given, since every previous game is available on ps4, but yeah i hope switch makes the cut
brisk trail
We've already got half of them, and on the most/2nd-most popular platform in the world right now?
summer forge
Other platforms possibly including the switch?
Ik bastion and transistor are on the switch and they are currently on sale. Didnt hesitate to buy them on the switch either..
brisk trail
wow i got journal
my first try i played 4 hours didnt get it
this time from first hour
should i waste stygian blood for 250 house improvement gems?
forest grotto
@brisk trail no don't waste the blood
forest grotto
the blood costs 1,000 gems to get fyi
worthy egret
Gems?
brisk trail
omg
worthy egret
Obol
brisk trail
my first timegoing to chaos
forest grotto
obol is only good during runs and it's 1,500 if charon has it at the end
worthy egret
Say hi to Chaos for me
forest grotto
chaos has some great boons but if you truly want to use a lot get their keepsake
worthy egret
I mean. 24 isnt that horrible of a hp sacrifice
I still use the egg quite a lot but
Ynno
forest grotto
yeah but later on in elysium you can't go there because you NEED the health
worthy egret
I mean yeah
Was about to say
But i honestly dont really do chaos in elysium
Dont wanna risk it
forest grotto
does anyone besides me wish Hades would comment on all the many narrator deaths there are i'm sure it would make great conversation
worthy egret
Sounds kinda fun ngl
forest grotto
@worthy egret i get chaos mostly in elysium and asphodel
worthy egret
I just go for tartarus and asph chaos
As early as i can
While the curses arent a weight
forest grotto
but for me chaos only shows up like a max amount of 3 times for me in tartarus
worthy egret
I mean thats normal
forest grotto
]the slow down negative effect works out fine for me in the arena fight with the bromance boys
i'm gonna have to swallow my pride and turn off the heat for the sun tzu's spear and exalibur if i want to complete those prophecies ugh 😫
narrow hemlock
its guan yu spear
limpid root
I think you should be able to break shields for a temporary moment
and you should too
like have a bar of how many times you can block
maybe 4 blocks and a bar into 4 sections that can regenerate
but it might slow down the pace of the game
hoary sandal
I mean the shield is broken, but that's kinda the fun of it
woeful finch
my game locked up right before final boss and when I re-opened it I was back at house of hades as if I'd never even started my run 😦
hoary sandal
and you still need to practice fighting hordes and blocking at the same time for it to truly be broken
lethal fog
yeah but I dont think the blocking makes it broken
hoary sandal
my game locked up right before final boss and when I re-opened it I was back at house of hades as if I'd never even started my run 😦
never saw that, but it's a pretty bad bug to occur
yeah but I dont think the blocking makes it broken
not the blocking, but you can always just attack + bull rush until you kill everyone
pretty hard to die if you do that
lethal fog
this is true. keeps you safe, does good damage, and chaos aspect gives good room clear
worthy egret
okay
i love excalibur
has it all
- pretty
- shiney
- C H O N K Y
- 1v1 me bro
- neo dodging bullets
- hits harder than a 2 am existentional crisis
brisk trail
tbh the shield just killedme in the lava stage
used the dash thing
and ended up onlava
lethal fog
if you bull rush into lava you have your dashes to get out
worthy egret
You'll get there
I just got my buttocks kicked by Asterius and Theseus
That's what I get for trying Guan Yu out
brisk trail
uhh
when using the bow
if i do a dash then charge my shot
is it considered adash strike
humble quarry
just tried guan yu and got lucky with the hammers, i got faster spin and larger spin, with poseidon on Q i could keep monsters in the radius, very cool weapon!
distant sun
i am addicted
magic canyon
does anyone know why bull rush doesn't boost damage when using charged shot for the shield?
dusk hamlet
what weapon would you guys recommend to clear the game?
next spire
I always go with whatever's got the darkness bonus
steel trench
finished my first run today with the shield! lot's of Poseidon boons with it
next spire
I feel they're all equally viable, you just have to get used to playing them
dusk hamlet
thank you
next spire
+playing them all keeps it interesting since it shakes things up a bit
forest grotto
@narrow hemlock i looked up guan yu and it mentioned sun tzu
hoary sandal
I always go with whatever's got the darkness bonus
.
finished my first run today with the shield! lot's of Poseidon boons with it
Chaos'shield? More like Poseidon's shield.
but truly, it's that mix is really good
summer forge
Idk why but I use the twin fists...
It has helped me clear most of the game so far
For some reason I just cant even clear the first boss even with a bow or the gun
lethal fog
its harder to stay mobile with rail and bow which is really important. you just need to work om positioning and enemy timing so you can safely get hits
also dash strike with rail is supper good since it hits twice and keeps you moving
brisk trail
the bow is so good
im starting to like thefists now
with athena bonus its too good
and ofc deadulus is also important
or else i just lose
lethal fog
I always try to zeus attack and support fire on fists since they are each over 100% damage boosts on attack and then just spam dash attacks
summer forge
I'm more into the twin fists and sword.. those two weapons got me far enough into the game. Especially those fists but j haven't been able to upgrade them since I stopped getting titan blood from the house broker
brisk trail
i think on the second stage the shield and bow better cuz of the long range 
lethal fog
once you beat redacted then you can get more titan blood from each weapon otherwise you just need to use other weapons
summer forge
Redacted?