#h1-discussion
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It’s a joke
Define joke for the jury.
150
your honor i was kidding
your Homer deez
Because it unlocks huge catch
yeah i honestly feel like the coin purse is the worst keepsake
No
then what is
Would you rather: 150 gold, or 30% extra damage to enemies far away
at the very least in your opinion
Feather duster, distant memory, myrmidian bracelet are all up there for worst
how dare you include the feather duster
(real)
Aka Einstein, Amber and aoeui
And yet it works incredibly well together for players trying their first 32 Heat. 
whats the worst companion to you then
With hard labour surely comes more income
(probably wont matter cuz i only have 1)
skelly has 250 health right
Yes
Skelly is pretty bad, Fidi is up there too
is it like
Capitalism. Work harder for less money.
Down there whichever
Charon abusing his monopoly on... literally everything.
They just have a lot more of it
all i have is fidi 
Congrats, you have one of the two worst companions
Fidi is great for Erebus and EM4. Skelly great for Erebus and normal Hades when you can't summon the others yet in that fight.
and since im DOING em4
I unlocked the authority to use companions against dad before I ever even thought to try to use one against dad lmao

i originally made fidi lv 3
but i didnt know it started selected on the companion in the keepsake box
Fidi is very nice for phase 1 EM4 because Dusa can tank projectiles from his summons, and her petrification can come in clutch, too.
and i accidentally used all my ambrosia on another upgrade
dusa has a health bar?
No that’s why she can tank
No. She's invincible.
She can bodyblock
oh i thought you meant tank as in having a lot of health
stupid em4 butterfly balls teleporting around
But unlike Skelly she doesn’t get targeted
She can still be in the way of projectiles though
If you can destroy their armor, Dusa can petrify them.
Then no more teleporting away.
i used fidi at the start of the em4 hades fight from yesterday
did not realize the soul catchers were something that could be spawned
the second summon he did a megagorgon
Don't call her right away. Wait for phase 1 part 2 when he summons the first wave.
Right.
She can also practically solo Erebus if you're still in Tartarus lol.
erebus is the no hit thing right
Yep.
do you just instantly die if you get hit
No, you just don't get the reward.
You get a different and much rarer reward instead
the people who told me to borrow the money bag the first time were very not funny for it
It's a double reward or higher rarity if you can get it.
Jeez what kind of jerks would do that
🫤
Poor Charon was scared half to death.
I was certain that beating Charon up twice would be what unlocks Hermes hearts
But alas
I don’t wanna know what actually does yet tho
what do maxed lambent plume and pierced butterfly do
like whats the percent it increases
1.2% for Lambent Plume.
Plume gives 1%/1.1%/1.2%
2% for Pierced Butterfly.
How many encounters are there in a full run? I know there’s 71 chambers including Dad if you clear all the tunnels but not all of those are encounters
theseus looks mad goofy wearing the mask
Theseus is mad goofy 
how the hell does he go from throwing a spear to riding in a chariot shooting at you via gold miniguns
like
The resources at Hades’ disposal is how
em1 is just multiple furies at once
He still throws spears
em2 is lernie with floaty head and more magma
Just not until you break his toy
and then em3 is gun
EM2 makes the least sense honestly
it'd make more sense if the hydra had dialogue
we need lernie dialogue after the name changes to lernie
There’s plenty of lernie dialog
screeching
It’s just all hisses once
that's obviously the next step above spear lmao
em5 leak: give every boss a gun
Em5 adds mom fight
she pulls out a chancla
Me when the fan made extra god mod adds Hestia and Apollo and not Hestia and hera:
EM5: Charon is chasing you the whole way, you can't defeat him.
H and H would mean every weapon with a god aspect would be represented
Every map with water has Charon in a boat launching magma mortars at you
to be fair, apollo was probably a priority because he's a more well known god probably
and like, arty was in the game so where's her twin lol
To be fair I always think Apollo is just the Roman version of Hermes
Then I remember
It’s not
Hera based
hera is budget beo
Should nemesis start flood shot and aim for mirage? Or start Artemis and aim for exit wounds and fully loaded
Pretend I said Poseidon
Start phalanx or crush tbh
How you gonna play Poseidon sword and not use his cast that’s just disrespectful
or that lmao
Every aspect is a ME aspect
If you want wet cast there is beo
wet cast
squirm shot
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is that blizzard shot
Exactly.
That's why you don't use his Cast.
The goal is to disrespect Poseidon I see I see
just got out of asphodel on 50 heat for the first time
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/760937630082400327/1027621666802651216/e6e5340b-f8df-4e07-9c97-badc08fd604e.png
bro what is this
im basically playing boonless
Pain
-3 for endshops -3 for elevator rooms -1 for styx tunnel -5 for every time you exit a styx tunnel
shield boyo got me
-3 for the starting chambers of aspho ely and styx
Dark Foresight-less life.

That's basically what 50+ life was like during Early Access lol.
+3 If you get extension Erebus
Erebus doesn’t count as the next chamber? 
It does but if you get an extension Erebus then you can fight more
Hmm I don’t believe I’ve seen one like that yet then
What spear do y'all have the most fun with
Guan yu
Achilles
Actually, I want to try an exploding skewer Zag spear run at 40 heat.
Exploding skewer zag spear was only barely fun at low heat for me
That's when you find a Chaos Gate or Infernal Gate right before the boss shop.
Since you can't skip the shop/free reward chamber right before the boss, the Chaos Gate or Erebus becomes an extra chamber.
Cuz you need charged skewer as well
A bit harsh considering it feels nice to build up the numbers on it and get that sweet dopamine kick when distant explosions took out large groups of small enemies.
It's fine, but the others are normally better.
I see so normally what do I go for
Triple Bomb, ideally.
I'd take that over Eternal Chamber.
Can't hit the same enemy with 3 beams, but it's still nice to hit multiple enemies with it.
Eternal chamber is pretty low tier
Lucifer doesn't really have actively harmful hammers like some other aspects, so I'd encourage you just try and see what you like.
Main thing that Eternal Chamber has going for it is that not needing to reload is one thing less to worry about, which can make it easier to focus on enemies and the environment.
But you don't get an increase in DPS or anything.
i was told eternal is a bad choice and i just kind of stuck with that because i don't run rail a whole lot but i do enjoy the thought of not reloading
Triple bomb with Artemis special is tons of fun
That moment you beat Lernie and inexplicably walk on lava on your way to the exit and die anyway 😞🤣
based
You still got it.
Rocket.
I mean Cluster is fine, too, but the meta is still Rocket start last I checked.
He'd be classified as a minor god.
He's a god, the Olympians are just racist against titans and think nyx is his mom for most of the game
Lol so a minor god can beat Hades? That is quite amazing
Well, he has the aid of several Olympian gods, as well as god-killing weapons so it's all relative.
"There's no such thing as lesser gods, lad."—Master Achilles
That's a pinworthy quote really.
So "lesser god" is just a label
Yeah true and people say writing a god mc is hard.
Myths are still stories at the end of the day, and the gods are as human as the rest of us. Zagreus dictates his own story in the end, despite a fair few saying that what he set out to do was impossible.
Yeah it seems that the fates can be beaten
I suppose it's up to you to decide whether Master Achilles's teaching is true, but Hades himself entrusts him with mentoring his son, after all.
But is he a mortal, or was a mortal? Would his knowledge be limited compared to Zeus, or even Athena
He was mortal, but a demigod and a hero. And not just any hero but the greatest of them all.
Thetis (; Greek: Θέτις [tʰétis]), is a figure from Greek mythology with varying mythological roles. She mainly appears as a sea nymph, a goddess of water, or one of the 50 Nereids, daughters of the ancient sea god Nereus.When described as a Nereid in Classical myths, Thetis was the daughter of Nereus and Doris, and a granddaughter of Tethys with...
more like the's nuts
I can picture Lord Dionysus laughing at that.
Blood isn't important unless you're a vampire
Will that be crazy powerful since even gods have blood
I think it's hinted at that Zag only really controls mortal blood? Because his blood is pointed out to be red, which apparently is in contrast to all the gods?
Zag definitely gets scolded for being a redblood in game, so even without mythology to back us up we know that the other gods don't have red blood in the videogame.
it's ignited which means the presence of blue in flame indicates magensium
the blue is caused by the heat
yes just giving an item a singular-word name is very supergiant lol
"drink this blood zeus had surgery last week"
obviously it's because gold has blue in its emission spectrum
heck
2
"family friendly" discord 
I was unaware there was one and just wanted to use the gif '^^
Thanks for the heads-up. '^^
erm family favorite is one of the best talents... durr
pstatus stands for poopy status
OMG EM3 LOOK AT THESEUS IM CRYING 😂
it do be like that
Also
Why aspect of Rama so damn good like what
Like I failed 1 heat with bow
And then rama comes along and trashes heat 2
And possibly more to come
Yeah TD1 and HS are easy heat
how did you fail 1 heat what did you take
Bow
Lol
I think hera
I always take hs
Damn
Once or twice
But I play god mode kek
Deleting the only boon you have for any god will allow you to replace them on the 4 gods limitation?
Nope.
Oh, boy
im back on the em4 train
I'm gonna have to restart then
i got charged shot and divine strike
trove enemies don't ever drop extra cash on their own right? so like if health is full, no reason to do a health trove?
Just try to make the most of your run. I mean you never know, you might discover something new. And if you die, it's no big deal you keep your Darkness and whatever else you got that run and can come back stronger.
That sounds right, yeah.
zeus boon chamber
I'm just hunting prophecies right now. If Redacted happens to fall, all good
and of course its the barge
But it's pointless since the game forced me two gods I can't hunt
Maybe, but you're still getting Darkness and stuff. 
how would it even kill you
no
the blue one
yeah but dont the stones have an attack
what doesnt do damage
i couldve sworn a voidstone hit me
jolted time
what actually fills god gauge, absent any other specific boons that fill over time or when you give/take damage, etc.?
all i know is doing damage or taking it
and that it empties after an encounter finishes
hmm, well that's what clouded judgment duo boon does, but its like the game never says what raises it normally
Clouded judgement makes those things raise it more
Poseidon has boiling blood which makes the taking damage charge stronger
Artemis adds charging on critical
bro theseus be laughing like a maniac
Blackguard
literally every time he starts shooting its just "HAWHAWHAWHAW
that was so much easier this time around
does charged shot bypass shields or something
ok i got the satyr sack
time to lose the death defiance i just got via athena
rama and hera are both crazy good
rama is more consistent
god gauges fill by dealing and taking damage, dealing is .01 × your damage as a % and taking is whatever percentage of your life is taken
or close to that
Well, I actually beat redacted in a run I didn't even intend to complete
What do I know, huh
ok so far em4 hades is going good
BRUH
I GOT PETRIFIED
HIT WITH BOILING BLOOD
AND TOOK 100 DAMAGE
that happens without em4, just wait until the 2nd phase
im only doing em4 
you still get iframes you fool
eyeframes?
they're good, dio is also extremely powerful
extreme measures 4
👁 frames
i wouldnt have gotten hit with that 100 damage
if i didnt get petrified by the stupid megagorgon
wdym
Chaos knows when I’m running a castspect
when his health bar starts going back up
second dd gone
i think hell mode should force extreme measures to be maxed
wait is he healing from the vases
Any suggestions for 4th god on Poseidon sword? started Athena, Zeus and Artemis natural in tart so far
BRO WHERE DID CERBERUS COME FROM
does extending jab affect dash strike in addition to normal attack?
BRUH
I was so close
the stupid push wave from the beam attack
pushed me next to a vase
and the vase broke from a beam
To depleting his 2nd Hp bar?
yes

hunter dash seems pretty OP since it stacks with other attack+ boons afaict
i mean it seems good on fists and spear too
Some bows take splash dash to deal with Styx
ah true. dashing through poison too much has ruined some runs for me
tempest strike, tempest flourish, and tidal dash
strike is rare
should i just reroll
epic flood flare
are there any sorta easter eggs you can dash past, like besides going behind the broker's counter?
Then you want Artemis so you can get mirage shot
Sea storm doesn’t work with flood flare fyi
what does sea storm do anyways
Makes knockback boons cause a lightning strike
doesnt flood flare do knockback tho
It doesn’t trigger sea storm
thats weird
Lots of beo interactions are weird
oceans bounty, razor shoals, or tempest strike
all rares
temp strike would work with sea storm right
so should i do razor shoals or ocean bounty
or do i reroll
Shoals is fine
Cshot is the single most important beo hammer
Oh that’s baller that he’s wearing his armor in the dialog pic
I think I’ve only ever seen Theseus talk with em3 on
Yes
And I’m saying I’ve only ever seen Theseus talking with em3 on
As opposed to seeing Asterius talking like you just showed a screenshot of
So I’ve never seen that armored picture of him because I haven’t fought him as a miniboss with em3 on
yes he does
Your mother
theseus' nutz
That’s a story dialogue though that you can see without em3 also. But normally only Theseus talks once you’ve done enough runs
I just tried the broker counter dash and it worked lmao
Never noticed this befor
Zag even says pardon me
Oh snap zag rocking out on the lyre now
But still not enough for the prophecy I guess
whats the first hidden aspect
Gy
guan yu
Arthur more like
Idk
Put that sword back in the stone
And leave it there forever
big chunkin
arthur is for chads
no
absolutely arthur
ive played gilga two (2) times
it’s fun but it’s not great
stop being dumb
Hidden shield = 12 letters, neither cool nor egg
Beo = 3 letters, extremely cool and egg
and i thought i was bad at remembering for not knowing all of the different words for chaos boons
nah people definetly do i see speedrunners pick them way too fast to have read the whole description
But the timer stops during boon selection
Funny way to spell worst
or maybe you just have a small mental capacity
Let’s cool it with the straight up insults tho
get away from me heathen
I do not, but expecting everyone else to stop calling things by the actual names is kinda pointless
arthur is all fun and games until a bp enemy comes along and younactually have to hit it more than once
Lunge, eclipse, strike, shot, flourish
Lunge is dstrike
Addled is damage on cast
whats roiling
Eclipse is darkness+gemstones I think?
pauper/affluence is obols
Fun fact you can view chaos boons in the codex just like Olympians
Rad
i didnt know that was a feature until quite late on when id already remembered most of the pre reqs and stuff
I know every prerequisite ever
Assault is fiery presence, grasp is bloodstone, ambush is shadow presence, favor is boon rarity, lunge is dstrike, soul is max life, strike is attack, eclipse is darkness/gem, affluence is gold, shot is cast, flourish is special, defiance is DD
not true
^
you just have a more diluted pool and by chance the first god didnt show up again
But a 5 pool does make it so you’re less likely to see any particular god you may want to
More foes
None of this is necessary. Zagreus could beat his father with his bare hands at this stage.
It do be like that
Also you don’t have any Artemis boons
Unless you sold one off
If you never took a boon from a god it’s not in your pool
Ah ok
Then just unlucky
Selling doesn’t remove them from your pool as far as I know
skelly companion gaming
i thought you were talking about the sword for a second there
huh didnt know about that
Keep beating him and you’ll be able to use all of the companions against him
oh right that
I unlocked it but had never even tried to use a summon on hades up til that point lmao
ive just only ever used meg so i didnt know if the other companions were the same
Same lol
I think only skelly can be summoned against him at first
couldnt use meg on hades initially until hades himself gave me permission to blast his ass
Not entirely sure
I guess it makes sense because the other summons are all “employees” of the house
Well bouldy isn’t hmm
would you have the balls to cast a spell on your country's leader
Absolutely
youre a skelly then
Skelly is pretty based as an npc
schelemeus
How do I get FAST like Hermes?
Makes sense then because neither of them are employees
i keep forgetting to gift to gods because i just subconsciously insta pick up their boons
for speed
Seems based
hypnos took forrrrevvverrr, and also hermes took a long time to decide to unlock, even after the 2 charon fights.
Time to continue only playing Hera with Stygian trippy shot because I don’t want to invest more blood yet
i mean propphecies actually give you rewards, so its a lot more incentive to do those anyways
hermes gets unlocked by talking to him with a maxed lambent plume iirc
have you done 32 heat yet
huh
do that then
Enjoy the major storyline you’re about to get
now i just gotta get all furnishings
what pact are you using just out of interest
lul
you can use pretty much whatever you feel like for 32 heat
it doesnt count i think
theres no way he beats 32 heat on his 10th ever clear right?
seeing her like that looks weird
im used to her house drip
Her house drip is ugly imo
secret pomegranate boss time
my opinion is better than yours

in 32 heat?
Secret boss win has any good rewards? It felt way stronger than Redacted and I feel like it has no meaningful reward if I'm reading the game correctly
charon?
You get a discount code at checkout
you get 300 obols and a 20% discount on all items for the rest of the run
you get 300 gold and a 20% discount for hte rest of the run
I mean
outsped
haha
bribe him with the obols you stole
oh yeah just grab the obols and run instead of doing the fight
gaming
its in the blood
32 heat moment
Greater hyper delivery for the first time in ages
Is there any endgame content for beating the game at maxxed out heats?
No
I don’t think anyone has even beaten the game at max heat
Maybe I’m wrong and it’s just nobody on this server
There was one routed run
Routed stinky!!!!
you're stinky
But other than that nobody has beaten it
But angel was literally one second away from beating it
So it basically counts

lmao true
Are the unpurgeable boons also the unpommable ones? Or not necessarily
generally i believe so
Should give them nectar every time you see them
To get their quests going
Other than that it’s rng to get the conversations
I was wondering when will achilles talk to me about aspect of guan yu? I read you need at least 1 titan blood in each weapon and I have that, and gotten outside once too, so not sure what else I need to do
just rng at that point
You have to unlock at least 5 aspects. Meaning blood spent not on zag aspects
just do more runs 🤷
Imagine not having thousand of gemstones available to turn into nectars
Thanks
Np
I have 1 gemstone
imagine not downloading a maxed save file

Hell yeah
Nani?
src has a maxed save file on it lmao
Ok but I’m on switch 💁
sounds like a you problem
Same
It’s not a me problem bc I had plenty of gemstones to turn into nectars
Switch best
They’re only 50 gemstones a piece
modded gaming is best gaming
Sounds like an us problem 
In the interest of being constructive, @dire plaza get the diamond upgrade that gives you gemstones when you kill bosses
cringe
I'm pumping all my time into learning the lyre 
do dedicated gemstone runs lol
Chairs best
or like, resource focused runs
🤮
front facing than is the worst part of this game
If your conscience can handle it
Play the game how you like fr
if you do that the Hades police will break into your house and force you to use controller
Nobody can tell you you're wrong to do so
Controller is best tho
I have switch lite it is the controller
i use a controller but i know he doesn't
Send me some fr
L bozo
All your accomplishments are now void
If you mod in resources your mom will leave the house
Does the chaos emerald land get Fishes
Now how do you feel
Yes
I want existential crisis fishies
The fishies in chaos are based, give stonks amounts of darkness at the chef
I only unlocked the rod not long ago
Make sure you talk to the chef after every run you catch fish on
Ya
They go away if you don’t
Played before on ps4
But cba to connect it all up after I moved

Give me your ps4
Nosir
So I can play my ps4 games again 
It's like 10y old
I don’t mind
Sounds like Boeing 747 when I turn it on lol
Bonus
Ham
Usually chaos, hammer will show up later
Don't trust me im noob
Then again tart rocket is a based eris start
Strong drink is My fave
It's good for me
Shol
Achilles is my new father now, old man.
it works on everything
usually it'll just stop them from moving acting for a second though instead of attacking
Dusa hottest
smoldering air + aphro call is pretty funny against hades. he just can't act.
It really feels sometimes like Unhealthy Fixation is one of the most useless boons in the game.
She cute tho
Lernie cute
I dont got companions yet how you get em
Which one best? Or all good
Me got 15 health fun
Girugamesh
does touch of styx affect skelly tooth
Nope
Smelly tooth is a fixed Hp value revive
And doesn’t count as a defiance of either type
lame
Dem Theseus 
No patty heal per chamber buff smh
Or are you playing big boy gaming lc4
Okay, 10 wins before 40 runs.
Don't think it's good but it's decent alright, right?
You’re doing fine
I see people with 50 heat and it baffles me
A single heat isn't all that difficult but I can see how just a couple more would be terrifying
You're all masters
Me 1 win in like 70 runs lol
You must have a sick gaming chair
I play while walking cos switch lite ez
Idk about that. Do we get more powerful than full awakened weapons? Or do I have to go for a pre-emptive busted build every single time?
I mean, the meta is the meta because It Works
Whats the meta
To do harder content or to clear faster, “pre-emptive busted builds” tend to be much more helpful
U got this
She meant her garden where you met her
You take care of it off screen after you leave dad room now
Wait does that mean there are six pieces of dialogue that I'll never be able to access again? 
If you mean reminders of the phrases yes
But they’re all just “you didn’t do thing. ‘I see you with them hands’ is what you must put in your verse, Zagreus” x6
You win
But I want all the dialogue 😦
New file time
Whelp
Probably will do that unironically once I've competed my current file.
Completed *
Yes
And you can dash repeatedly by holding down the dash button
They ran out of room idk
None of the hidden aspects' move sets are explained in the description.
They sort of are
The description just says “you have celestial sharanga”
But then the tooltip to the side for celestial sharanga says alternate move set: details
But a few of them definitely don’t explain the changes fully
I can't check right now, but I'm pretty sure Lucifer's special is completely never explained.
Well there's a tutorial screen, yes.
don't listen to this naysayer
cp2 moment
Zeus Special only Rama with splitting bolt and hyper rush is cracked https://imgur.com/a/uONEJaw
Truly a question for the ages
they aren't? literally one of the only good sword hammers
literally does the same damage as the sword (unless you have world splitter or flurry) but isn't affected by core boons
it does 30 damage
but it isn't affected by cores
only by global additive
oh lmfao
yeah it's sad that it doesn't change whenyou have arthur equipped
Arthsurf
the problem is that you're using arthur
the baseline for good sword hammers is
doesn't negatively affect you
Welp there go 4 of them
flurry slash out
dash nova out
cursed slash out
Dash nova shockingly not awful on Poseidon sword
Well, not awful in the context of Poseidon sword
and on arthur you lose half the bad hammer options lmfao
Poseidon sword itself being awful means dash nova is still awful
world splitter
I mean that one isn't really noticable
Like quake cutter but less cool
it kinda is
world splitter doesn't negatively affect you though since you're just doing dash strikes anyway
locks you in an animation longer if you accidentally standing strike
But even when you’re just dash striking you end up with some empty strikes
Unless you have the coordination of a god
Or your average StarCraft player
Unlocked chaos and Zeus as they were the only ones left for the prophecy
Should I try chaos or Zeus
chaos sucks
So you’re saying
it looks awesome but it is terrible
There we go
Ngl I’m thinking of leaving the shield with it selected just for the visual in the courtyard
key to chaos is dio special start
Talos fist, Chiron bow, and eris is ugly but ugly cool
all the rails are kinda ugly
Hestia boring looking
Luci looks neat but it’s so tiny you can’t really tell in the courtyard
Eris looks like it’s got teeth
Dinner plate beo
Is this slash j or frfr
The full pasta for that is cringe
Makes it way too obviously fake
key to chaos is aphro attack charged shot
So just pretend I’m playing Unleveled zag shield got it
Aspect of america
Aspect of discount fishbones
Aspect of… shape
Aspect of face
I wish such a paragraph was written in defence of aspect of Achilles because people use it nowhere near as much as they should, let alone the spear.
hestia is Aspect of WoW Shoulders
Copy pasta for zag spear when?
copypasta for poseidon sword when
I could write a copypasta for zag rail and it would come from the soul
But not right now
oh yeah did you see me earlier when i was panicking on em4 hades
When exactly?
i almost beat him in his second phase
never
Rip you almost beat him
If it was within the last 10 hours I probably didn’t see it
like at 3 or 4
Timezones moment
absolutely arthur. arthur is by far the best sword aspect and dont let anyone tell you otherwise. arthur has no downsides, while nemesis does have a downside, and its that your attacks deal less damage. being able to crit is completely irrelevant if the base damage is low, but having more damage and coverage is clearly better. what even is a "critical chance" anyway? what a terrible name. "massive damage numbers" is the stuff im after. just think how much cooler it is to be able to do 4000 damage in one hit compared to just lazily spamming dash strike. and dont even get me started on the design of the swords. the aspect of arthur design clearly surperior, because it is flipping huge, while nemesis is tiny. who doesnt like big swords? not me! and also, arthur (the character) is just objectively cooler and more chad than nemesis, who is neither cool nor chad. this is why the aspect of nemesis on the stygian blade, is clearly worse than the aspect of arthur, i mean, the aspect is even named after the original owner of the sword! it clearly gets bonus points for that.
timezone moments
Time zone moment
If it was within the last 10 hours I probably didn’t see it
Idk when 3 or 4 is for you because time zone moment
well you could always search my name
Arthur's Aspect can do anything the Nemesis sword can do, but better.
Or you could say how many hours ago it was for you
i wish

Zagreus aspect can do anything either of those can do 10* better
Except swing quickly... 
major skill issue
fr
I did not see it
Because I play modded
i got killed in such a bs way
a pulse wave from the laser attack
Keep it clean
pushed me while i was blocking
into a vase
and a laser broke the vase so i took that 30 damage with like no chance to react
Oh yeah the push back is to prevent the hug dad strat lol
Now that's just the same as a skull wave lol
And you should know that's coming tbh
Not the same wave aspid is talking about
How about a paragraph that just talks about Aspect of Splash Dash and how all weapons are just that
absolutely tidal dash
Big damage
its tidal
Styx shredder
it does a ludicrous amount of damage, scales really well and you're invincible when you use it as long as you're not attacking
nothing satisfies me more than reflecting darts back at those stupid cultists
any weapon can take advantage of it
athena dash all the way
Or you one shot them with wall slams if you have breaking wave
Yeah Athena dash is a lot more altruistic than tdash
Tidal Dash isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dash with such an ability and utility? Tidal dash puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a strat with its power and enhancement of the game again. Divine Dash breaks records. Passion Dash breaks records. Tidal Dash breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
ddash wants to see melee weapons shine
tdash just murders things
Tidal Dash breaks the rules XD
is there a copypasta for aspect of talos
I see a disturbing lack of Beyblade fans in the server.
what beyblade are you referring to
Talos isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw an aspect with such damage and style? Talos puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see an aspect with it's style and power again. Demeter breaks records. [REDACTED] has dash only. Talos breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
L bozo
what's a good 16 heat pact for mid statue
zeus shield
Our very own god of war.
oh mb
you mean the funny blade rift man?
Or as he likes to refer to himself Fellow Goth Mom Appreciator.
totally needed question
what female in the game would you not hesitate to call mommy

Persephone
Persephone because she is our mother biologically.
Thanatos
the correct answer
Only front facing than tho
Only Bouldy can be our daddy however.
speaking of that, did you see the trailer
0
Is there any other keepsake one wants to run in the final encounter other than cerberus'?
Feather Duster.
Eurydice
sigil of the dead 
now that i think about it
What
cerb is only kinda useful in god mode runs
Collar is better than tooth if you have 3 dds left
An extra life isn't useful?
Is tooth one of those god mode things?
It’s just 100hp
125
you'd just lose it in like 1 hit though
Oh different thing nvm
The hp carries on through DDs because it's half of total
Maybe I'm too much of an 1 heat player to understand better keepsakes lol
So it'd give you 125 if you have 3 dds
Wait, you don't clean out all your Styx chambers?
Are you rushing to go to the loo or something?
i dont want to take unnecesary damage
True.
Styx chambers are very dangerous after the sack
I wouldn't run them either unless busted
What if I’m already playing the game while in the loo
Wouldn't that be, as you put it, a skill issue though?
The final room of non miniboss Styx tunnels is more enemies than the miniboss encounters
i definitely wouldnt wanna do any more styx chambers after the fountain
More dangerous usually
especially if i had strong drink
Take care not to perish.
Skelly will protect you 
on a scale of 1 to ten, how much do you like listening to theseus' voice
Double sneak gives me joy, especially with maxed FO.
I literally only like hearing him say blackguard
explain this in fortnte terms
He hit the griddy with a goku skin
Dad's lasers usually slap me for 40 every quarter second if they so much as touch me.
that is cursed
The stabby lads move really fast-
Difficult with pots on top of him.
Just hug your dad
that whole fight was just me getting screwed over
The pots slap me for about...100 if I remember correctly? With that security measures pact setting.
first a megagorgon petrified me and caused me to take 100 damage from hades throwing his spear
next run i do ima put hs on too
It’s your funeral
hs is way too low of a heat
Yes
Eh, I prefer to make my life difficult to avoid using the deadlines. Terrible with keeping times, you see. At least when I attempt anything over 45 heat.
for how awful people describe it
Language moment
dyno got him
I was tagged in it too
everyone point and laugh
Not very Christian Hellenic.
on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy listening to hades voice
do you kiss persephone with that mouth?
10
Dirty edit
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