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dense wren
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ffs

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it just odd really

vivid ridge
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When Johnny gets his stand in part 7 all it did was let him detach and regrow his fingernails

dense wren
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fingernail machine gun

sudden torrent
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Part 6 was also spoiled to me

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So uh like I know the ending

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But I have no idea how it plays out fully.

dense wren
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the pucci's buildup is awesome

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thats why you cant exactly skip it like part 3's ending

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which is literal meme itself

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and still understandable even for people who doesnt watch the 34 same battles before it

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part 4's story is done really well tbh

sudden torrent
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Man I feel like part 3 just went on for long, if it was cut much proper than the old movie I think it would have been way better, leaving out the highlight stuff.
And I agree with part 4, a thriller murder mystery, where you know who done it, but not the characters.

dense wren
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tbh its just the crusaders rampaging from pakistan to eygpt

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and i really hate the fact that they dropped the color namesake with the stand name

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i think right after temperance yellow and thats it

vivid ridge
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Yeah half the tarot boy fights before the egyptian gods could been cut

dense wren
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tbh so does the eygptian gods lol

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god osiris is terrible

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but again if you cut that much you wouldnt have a lot of stands, consider thats leaving only 9 enemies left

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with the 9 god

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i think part 3 on its own is fun, its just long winded compared to future part as the future parts has better story due to araki grown as a storyteller

sudden torrent
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Keep hol horse, the hanged man, oingo bongo brothers, Darby brothers, Empress and Vanilla Ice Cream.

dense wren
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with less stands but still makes an interesting story and each have their own arc

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you cant cut enya

sudden torrent
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You got the most major encounters.

dense wren
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the hyuck

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she is important character

sudden torrent
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Oh right

dense wren
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and hanged man

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vanilla i wish its gone

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it literally killed guys whose story so far only meant to get hurt

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like avdol and iggy

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sure i guess they beat one or two people and thats about it, iggy with 1

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and its not even related to crusader's main line story

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and kakyoin, god hes just sad

vivid ridge
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Weird that the filler-ey fights have the most funny meme moments around them

dense wren
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doesnt even have a good defeat of enemy, death 13 arc is terrible

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i mean

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Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

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also lovers is also the longest ora i might add

sudden torrent
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"Baby Stand"

dense wren
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if he were alive in part 3 at least we can see him in part 4 and he would play a much more important role

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as none of the part 4 stand is long ranged

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echo was going to be that but act 3 becomes a fighting ghost, again

sudden torrent
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I really prefer act 2 over act 3

dense wren
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if act 3 pretains the act 2 power it would be great

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act 1 is just a meme

sudden torrent
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Act 1 is like "wanna hear the SOUNDS"

vivid ridge
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I completely forgot what act 1 did

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It was just a weird sound maker right

tardy ore
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I know nothing about Jojo other than memes.

dense wren
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@sudden torrent act 1 more like YA LIKE JAZZ

sudden torrent
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Act 1 was basically: "put this on someone/something it will make a sound, that can annoy or translate the words" I think.

dense wren
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it just basically is the equivalent of trumpet boy meme

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also star platinum

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but is purple

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star platinum: am i a joke to you

vivid ridge
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JoJo can be any color you want

dense wren
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yes

slate acorn
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I am so happy right now. I finally beat The Radiance in Hollow Knight. 45 hours of gameplay.

vocal brook
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Nice!

hexed hollow
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noice

autumn pasture
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congratulations!

autumn pasture
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cerberus but he's a big duck

dense wren
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Oh god

gaunt valley
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what the duck?

autumn pasture
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thank you permit crab

tardy anchor
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thank you permit crab

golden nebula
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Is there any way to see what's on a bluray version of a movie and dvd version. I just want to know if there is any extras on one and none on the other?

velvet fjord
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usually they'd list on the back of the box?

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assuming you're looking at a physical copy

tender cobalt
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The bad thing I did today was eating a big slice of lemon meringue pie 🍋 🥧

north hamlet
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mmmm

hexed hollow
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that sounds like a good thing though maxyyThink

serene tulip
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I wonder if given enough time and food/drink if I could demolish an entire house using only my (gloved) hands and (booted) feet.

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probably wouldn't be able to do anything about the foundation

brittle finch
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Spelling of Orpheus and Eurydice up in Discussion, y'all should go listen to Hadestown if you haven't yet

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It annihilated the Tony's last year when it hot Broadway

somber ferry
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hadestown is INCREDIBLE

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if there's any show i wish i could see for the first time again it's absolutely that one

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every part of that show is so lovingly crafted

brittle finch
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I CONDUCT THE ELECTRIC CITY

wild nest
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persephone's intro... whoo

dense wren
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so yeah, 4k screen

faint panther
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You can make your icons bigger.

dense wren
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still too overkill for now, and not gonna mention whatever 8k and 16k those gimmicks are

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@faint panther and with windows magnifying tool

faint panther
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Man, gimmick is the right word.

dense wren
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it breaks some of the application

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and you have to resize back to 100% sometimes

faint panther
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Yeah, would not use 4k on a desktop.

dense wren
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could be nice on a tv but i dont watch tv these days

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not even netflix

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i feel like i dont have a lot of desire in my life compared to others

faint panther
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The only thing I could think of is like, a projector or really big TV for party applications.

strange terrace
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1440p 144Hz is the sweet spot yousee

vivid ridge
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i got a 4k monitor

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running not 4k on it makes stuff crusty

sudden torrent
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I

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I am speechless

wide falcon
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ever heard of Omo?

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turn it upside down

tardy ore
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@sudden torrent Hi speechless, I'm dad.

sudden torrent
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Dad jokes

gaunt valley
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peak German humour

fringe sparrow
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Another Non-Nintendo Direct, Im gonna shot my console

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I need Hollow Knight Silksong release date

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I need xenoblade X

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I dont need Animal Corossing wut

velvet fjord
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me caring about animal crossing but not hk or xenoblade

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Actually didn't hear about the animal direct

autumn pasture
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yeah, i'm waiting for silksong, but it's not like people don't care about animal crossing

velvet fjord
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i just don't care for hollow knight

autumn pasture
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valid opinion! i personally love it and it's one of my favorite games, but everyone's allowed to like what they like

gaunt valley
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I am waiting for a competitor in the handheld market.

velvet fjord
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switch lite

gaunt valley
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No thanks.

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I was considering buying a vita, but I'd be late to that party. Too late in fact.

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Nintendo is basically the Japanese Disney of videogames and I'm not into that.

north hamlet
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i'm excited for the pokemon mystery dungeon re-release

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makes me wish i had a switch

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i'm excited for the pokemon mystery dungeon re-release

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makes me wish i had a switch

gaunt valley
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There will be a new Switch coming up this year. Considering the technical issues the current has, you could also consider yourself lucky. Just wait a little and see if the new model is a good fix.

faint panther
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Oh. I bought one like three weeks ago.

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Oh. I bought one like three weeks ago.

gaunt valley
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You could still check if they offer you a refund. Some places are quite generous in this regard.

faint panther
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Oh. I bought one like three weeks ago.

autumn pasture
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i'm super excited for the pmmd release

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red rescue team was my Childhood, i loved it so much

fringe sparrow
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Zadok, totally agree with the Disney comparison. Thats why I'm not excited every time they talk about another #9000 part of Mario or Pokémon. But the Switch have plenty of games to play. Including Hollow Knight, Ori, Dead Cells, Warframe, Astral Chain and many more i like.
Of course i need to mention bastion and transistor.

And still wish for Hades to be released on switch too!

autumn pasture
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that's true, it does have many indie games

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that being said. i grew up on pokemon lmao

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so maybe the disney comparison is accurate

hasty kernel
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I mean

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The Vita still has a ton of good games

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Its not getting new ones (actually thats a lie it still is, but theyre not good), but there are more than enough good old ones to keep you entertained for many hours

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But yeah, there wont really be any new competitor in the handheld market

autumn pasture
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i wish consoles in general had a longer lifespan

hasty kernel
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Sony peaced out, and with mobile gaming as big and lucrative as it is

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Well, not really much of a point

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Main issue is that tech used to move too quickly

fringe sparrow
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The Pokémon could maybe pull me in but... For me the Pokémon games which are released on switch are jump for the money without any quality. Reused models, low Quality environment, no voicelines. Hades looks superior to this...

hasty kernel
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Youd rather develop a new, much more powerful console than continously supporting an old one

autumn pasture
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i suppose regardless of 'official' shelf life i still got like ten years out of my old gameboy, so........

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i guess if you take good care of it it doesn't matter too much for your older games

hasty kernel
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For real

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I still got a functioning DS and Gameboy Micro around

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Though my 3DS made my DS mostly obsolete

autumn pasture
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i'd love to buy a gameboy and mod it for chiptune music some day

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problem is they're not getting any more common or cheaper

gaunt valley
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What I meant with the Disney comparison:
-they have a colourful family-friendly image that people grew attached to as kids although it is bought by parts through utter backwardness on social issues
-the cute image lets people forget how bad the companies actually are. I don't think I need to discuss Discney in detail here, but Nintendo consistently ranks last in environmental records and is pinkwashing the heck out of their image (because pink dollars are still dollars). also Nintendo's business side is pretty awful. But can you really be mad at Toad?

fringe sparrow
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I am waiting for a competitor in the handheld market.
@gaunt valley
I recently wondered if maybe Samsung could try thier strength here. They are gonna release arm exynos with Navi rDNA graphic in 2021. Could be great if they release portable console based on Android to quick game ports and load a bit money for few exclusives like Apple arcade did.

gaunt valley
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I don't know. The handheld market is shrinking due to the rise of mobile games, so putting out a dedicated handheld console would be a huge risk. The Switch Lite profits from sharing the same games with a hybrid platform and from Nintendo's brand value. Competition would most probably arise from other console manufacturers, but Sony's last endeavour wasn't too successful and I bet Microsoft will not attempt to copy Sony's failure.

hasty kernel
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I mean in essence the market for 3DS style handhelds has more or less vanished

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Because for easy to carry mobile gaming, you have your phone

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So now its Switch-style

fringe sparrow
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Oh the Microsoft can have the element here. They partner samsung so much. Thier new phones have deep integrated my phone app. So the phones can be wirelessly used from PC app without even touching the phone. Calling, SMS, syncing.

The same act is for gaming and thier xcloud

hasty kernel
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Which is fairly powerful, but less practical mobile console

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Basically, the Vita

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Ironically the Vita wouldve done much better

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Had it been released just a couple years later

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It was, quite literally, ahead of its time

fringe sparrow
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Today Ms announced even deeper partnership for the xcloud and probably the new samsung devices will have the app also integrated

gaunt valley
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Yeah, it had dedicated games with huge production costs.

hasty kernel
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But yeah, starting to create consoles basically from scratch is just a no-go nowadays, so the only options are existing console producers

gaunt valley
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Compared to the Nintendo games.

hasty kernel
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Sony peaced out, Nintendo already made the switch, and Microsoft doesnt seem interested

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Best bet would be some mobile phone manufacturer creating a phone console hybrid

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Like the Xperia Play way back

fringe sparrow
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Alienware?

gaunt valley
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Where's the consumer choice my economics professor told me about?

fringe sparrow
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They announced the switch-like pc

faint panther
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I'm sketchy about Alienware.

fringe sparrow
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It's too big imo

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And it's still windows...

hasty kernel
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But yeah, for better or for worse, were stuck with the Switch

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At least Nintendo realised that they have one hell of a monopoly and decided to loosen the restrictions on what games could get onto the switch.

gaunt valley
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And I'm also stuck with Windows. Linux is technically an option, but my time is limited, so not really. But since anti-trust is a thing of the past...

hasty kernel
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So yknow

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For accidentally lucking into a monopoly, Im glad its Nintendo who did it

gaunt valley
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Why?

hasty kernel
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Because enough people at Nintendo care for gaming over just being a corporate machine for profits

gaunt valley
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Sorry, but I harbor little sympathy towards them.

hasty kernel
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So the Switch became open to far more devs to put their games on it

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I mean hell, the Switch has gotten countless indie games on it

gaunt valley
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They don't. Nintendo is a stock company, and the shareholders care for one thing and nothing else. It's not games.

hasty kernel
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Once upon a time, indie games on a handheld was essentially unthinkable

gaunt valley
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Didn't the vita have plenty of those?

fringe sparrow
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Indie games Overall ware less popular

hasty kernel
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A couple

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But only towards the end of its lifespan

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When Sony already figured out theyre gonna peace out of the market anyway

fringe sparrow
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I have a feel that indie games get popular when more and more AAA studios started doing loot boxes, rng things etc. These times.

hasty kernel
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I mean theyre a result of stagnancy in the mainstream video game market, yes

gaunt valley
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...or gaming industry is just a growing field and the difference between newcomers and established developers wasn't that significant back then.

fringe sparrow
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Quite true

gaunt valley
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Isn't Nintendo the peak of stagnancy though? They are everything but experimental.

hasty kernel
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Idk, they made Splatoon, Arms, Ring Fit Adventure, Labo (however you see that), Mario Rabbids ...

fringe sparrow
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Rabbids, Rabbids, omg I want rayman 3 😭😭😭😭

hasty kernel
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Even Zeldas new game was fairly unique

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Which isnt to say they dont have a lot of tried and true games they still make

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Besides, even if they themselves only made tried and true games, the people they work with for switch games dont

gaunt valley
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And still, technologywise they're lagging behind other consoles since the Wii U.
Also, what is so experimantal about Splatoon? It's just a shooter.
Nintendo classics like Mario, Fire Emblem, Zeda and (arguably) Pokemon are ages old and the basic formula hasn't changed.

hasty kernel
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I mean their tech isnt up to snuff, but they also experiment more with their consoles, so eh

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And Id say that calling Splatoon "just a shooter" is doing it a disservice

faint panther
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Tech power isn't the end-all be-all.

hasty kernel
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The entire ink idea is pretty unique and rad

faint panther
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We're all mostly here for Hades, and that's not a powerhouse.

hasty kernel
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True

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I do wish the Switch was just a tad bit more powerful tho

gaunt valley
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No, but it cannot be ignored when discussing stagnation in the field.

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Also, Nintendo MAKES the consoles, so of course the tech is the matter.

faint panther
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I think it can be, actually.

hasty kernel
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Yeah

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Tech is if anything a source of stagnation

faint panther
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Hollow Knight is running perfectly well on a 5 year-old CPU and GPU.

hasty kernel
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Games are focused more on being as high tech as possible, with incredible graphical fidelity, to the point that most of its multi-million budget is blown on that

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Which ultimately just ends up looking like another vaguely realistic game with a difference that is frankly minor

fringe sparrow
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I run hades without graphic card

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It's all about code not hardware

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Of course till you want to do rtx

hasty kernel
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Yeah

fringe sparrow
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And games with super realism

hasty kernel
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Indies are mostly low-tech games

gaunt valley
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So pixel games have the inherently best stories?

hasty kernel
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Because they just dont have the money for more

faint panther
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No, but you don't need Crysis to have a good story.

hasty kernel
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Yeah

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And if youre focused on being the new crysis

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You wont have money for a good story left over

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Besides, limitation breeds creativity

gaunt valley
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Don't you think that the story department and the graphics department are two different issues that do not to stand in conflict?

hasty kernel
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Take Ace Attorney, the games were very limited, by both budget and technical limits, which made it impossible to have full animations

fringe sparrow
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Speaking about tech trick, (because crysis graphic was done thanks many of tricks) cryengine is now supported by switch

hasty kernel
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So instead they created a very limited kind of stop animation

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Basically the animation consisting of just the keyframes

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And it was such a brilliant success that even the modern Ace Attorney games still do it

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Even though they dont have that limitation anymore

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And nah, when it comes to budgeting, anything that goes to one department cant go to another department

gaunt valley
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I really don't believe that the costs of storywriting are even comparable to that of graphics design.

faint panther
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I think we're getting away from the point, which is innovation in game design isn't 100% tied to technical limitations.

gaunt valley
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That was never my point.

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But it still is a part of it.

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You can't have your BoTW on a GameBoy.

faint panther
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No, but you can have Pokemon on a GameBoy.

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And it's not like the Switch is incapable of running absolutely incredible games.

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The problem isn't in the console's power, it's in the companies aims.

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And in an overly-profit-motivated world, lowest common denominators win.

gaunt valley
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Why take pokemon, a franchise that is mostly criticized for failing to reinvent their main formula?

faint panther
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Because at the time it was revolutionary.

hasty kernel
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Ehhhh

faint panther
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Extraordinary, then.

gaunt valley
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But today it would not be anymore.

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That's the point.

faint panther
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Because they've stagnated creatively, not because they're being held back by the tech.

hasty kernel
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Ok Ill go on a brief tangent, and this is kind of an "ackshually" thing but

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The concept of capturing enemies and using them to fight had existed for almost a decade by Pokemons release

faint panther
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You're correct.

hasty kernel
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Specifically, Megami Tensei did it in 1987

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But it was also quite different in concept

faint panther
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I think Pokemon did it in a more consumer-friendly way, and it's obviously more popular for it.

hasty kernel
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So I guess its less revolutionary, and more perfecting an existing formula

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Being aimed at kids is what helped Pokemon achieve supremacy tbqh

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That was a time when kids were the main people who would play video games

gaunt valley
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Do you really believe that, if it arrived today, leave green would be as successful as it was in the early 2000s?

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Because story aside, the tech is just outdated.

hasty kernel
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I mean, 30 years is a long time

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Obviously tech will jump

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But would Transistor still be a success today?

autumn pasture
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that's very true

hasty kernel
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Even though its half a decade old?

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Id say yes

autumn pasture
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i definitely have uh. more problems with transistor's idea of lgbt rep than people who played it in 2014, lmfao.

faint panther
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Hollow Knight, Celeste, and Baba Is You all are graphically simple games that do not require extreme power.

autumn pasture
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^

gaunt valley
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@autumn pasture Which problem? Didn't play it yet, but gonna do so soon.

autumn pasture
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the gay people are evil

hexed hollow
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best to move to #transistor if you want to continue down this conversation

autumn pasture
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yeah

gaunt valley
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At least Hades gives me some good MxM romance.

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But I see the point.

abstract star
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dusty tree
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does anyone have any tips on how to do better in league :'(

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i keep trying to learn in regular 5v5s but end up getting rolled by smurfs

north hamlet
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i don't play league, but in mobas you kinda have to carry yourself out of the lower ranks

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after that the next most common problem is not paying attention to your objective

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positioning and prioritising targets also makes a big difference

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it can also help a lot to watch replays of yourself and skilled players

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since you can't always be analysing in the heat of battle

dusty tree
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i've kind of gotten the hang of last hit on minions so i can get gold, but i struggle so much with smurfs lol

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also the pathing around minions is weird sometimes, which i'm really not used to

north hamlet
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theoretically you should have the same amount of smurfs on your side and the enemy's

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so the difference should come from your own ability

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unless matchmaking is super wonky

dusty tree
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i find it's usually the opposite case in most games i play, tbh

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that or the smurfs on my side don't really group up

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i usually play mid

north hamlet
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i've heard getting out of bronze isn't really possible with certain characters too

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since some depend a lot of coordination

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when i've been in games with players i recognise as being better than me i also try to follow their cues

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since they usually know better than i do what is a good idea at a given time

dusty tree
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most people also seem more inclined to flame than to be helpful; there usually aren't any "mentor" types

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pings are okay up to a certain point, and then it just gets too toxic when i'm seeing someone purposefully spamming another lane that isn't doing well

north hamlet
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eww

dusty tree
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probably best to learn with friends rather than solo queue

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it's too much with randoms

north hamlet
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also a good idea

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and if nothing else it makes it a bit more fun

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mobas do tend to have a lot of hidden interactions and mechanics too

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so doing research and reading guides is also important

dusty tree
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league's got such a huge catalogue that it makes it a huge pain to anticipate what they're going to do next if it's a champ i know nothing about

north hamlet
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the basics of each role won't change

dusty tree
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i've been following a few league people on yt but there's just such a huge gap in understanding that i don't think it's entirely the right path to take to learn the basics

north hamlet
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look for stuff oriented towards beginners too

dusty tree
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ranged is ranged, melee is melee, you mean? or adc/supp/jg dynamics

north hamlet
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all of the above

dusty tree
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it's really hard to know where the deficiency is coming from unless i'm obviously feeding to oblivion

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the concept of roaming when you're supposed to be in a set lane is also so confusing when the enemy team does it but you don't get any support as well

north hamlet
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that's why you should watch replays

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roaming is about map awareness and paying attention to the status of your teammates

dusty tree
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getting too many smurfs in one game that outstrip your collective team's skill is one of the main reasons why i see people start to flame each other

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xyz person doesn't come to help, jg just get a kill top but bot flames them for not coming earlier

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also another reason why i dread learning jg too, ugh

north hamlet
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blaming others is never as effective as improving yourself

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rather than relying on others to protect you in that case, you want to pay more attention when your enemies leave lane

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and know where common gank spots are

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choosing someone you're comfortable with and sticking with them in the early stages of learning is also good

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it cuts back on how much you need to learn, and it makes dealing with the roster less work since you only need to learn one matchup at once for each character

dusty tree
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i never blame others or flame, but pinging missing and following to see if they initiate a fight elsewhere or straight up just trying to push lane is so variable, esp if i'm certain i'll just get rolled by whoever just left and is about to come back to kill

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i'm certain it's a skill thing, but the problem is that i don't know how to improve in the moment when i panic and i know i'm outplayed

north hamlet
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practice will definitely help with the panic part

dusty tree
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99% of the time i leave to help but don't have much map awareness, so i end up also contributing to the kill count

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probably warding practice

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although i'm not certain how that works in league

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or playing with camera unlocked lol

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still not used to that either

north hamlet
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from my experience you use warding to monitor objectives, commonly used paths and hiding places

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probably want to put your wards in spots that people use to attack you

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you can use the unlocked camera to look where you're going rather than at yourself, so you have more time and more information to plan with

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otherwise you'd be wasting half your screen space

dusty tree
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that's something i struggle with a lot for some reason, using the unlocked camera

north hamlet
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there's definitely a learning curve

dusty tree
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prob something to do in bot games before i go 5v5

north hamlet
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good idea

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seems like you have some idea of where you're lacking, so i'd suggest focusing on those areas starting from the fundamentals

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when you have an idea of how some things work the whole thing comes together a bit better

dusty tree
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some idea, yes, but it's the actual experience that's so offputting that it makes me really not want to play any longer

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a year ago i probably would have had the time to invest into the learning

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but i've got such heavy work hours now that i feel like i've lagged behind everyone who was interested in learning alongside me or otherwise can't follow up on consistent playing to even improve

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the community is so toxic but at the same time, i get it-- you don't owe it to anyone else to teach them how to not die so much

north hamlet
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you need to develop a thick skin to deal with the toxicity unfortunately

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or mute people liberally

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if you don't feel like it's satisfying to play though you entirely have the right to pursue a hobby that isn't as unpleasant

dusty tree
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it's what i'm thinking of, tbh

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i'm really sad that i'm even thinking of giving up on a video game of all things

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because in my head it should be like any other game i've tried my hand at and enjoyed a lot

#

but mobas really are just something else

tardy ore
#

The main question is, do you enjoy the game? Why/why not?

north hamlet
#

there's a lot of variety in games

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people don't have to find all kinds fun

dusty tree
#

i honestly really do enjoy league-- the characters are so varied and the mechanics are interesting

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part of my motivation to learn it is for social reasons since a lot of my friends play it already, but it feels pretty bad seeing everyone else destroy in their lanes and i'm just desperately trying to stay alive lol

#

at the end of the day, it really is just more practice

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but it's kind of embarrassing doing all of the dumb elo things and realizing that i'm doing it, but not being able to correct it

tardy ore
#

I don't think it's worth playing a game just for social reasons if you don't enjoy it.

dusty tree
#

the awareness that i can be doing much, much better is there, so it just makes the losses or KDA ratio really soul shriveling if i do badly in one matchup, but decently in another

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lol

north hamlet
#

everyone improves at their own pace

#

as long as you're getting better than you were before then it's all good

dusty tree
#

that's true re: playing for social reasons and improving at one's own pace

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in my head it's just a video game, though

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and of all the mobas out there, not one of the most intricate

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god forbid i learn something like dota

north hamlet
#

dota's not that much harder

dusty tree
#

really?

north hamlet
#

and games are fun when you can take them as seriously as you like

tardy ore
#

If you genuinely like the gameplay, keep at it and don't mind what other people think as long as you're trying and improving at your own pace.

dusty tree
#

i had a friend tell me it was so much more delicate than league

tardy ore
#

If it stops being fun, stop playing the game

north hamlet
#

it's still the same genre

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i find people who are good at one are also good at the other

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the core skills are about the same

#

it's the finer details that make them distinct

dusty tree
#

ffxiv and fpses and single player games get so dull after a while

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i guess why i'm so hung up on league particularly is because it's the first in its genre that i've tried my hand at and encountered such a wall with

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i'm probably too used to games that kind of spoon feed you the mechanics

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and if i can get at least league down, maybe i can start dota, etc

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but if it's really not for me, i think i'll accept that

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...in a few months lol

north hamlet
#

mobas really are brutal in that regard

tardy ore
#

I never saw the appeal of mobas myself, but I'm generally not competitive and not a PVP person.

north hamlet
#

same, i'm not a fan of pvp either

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the complexity and coop aspects were a lot of fun though

tardy ore
#

I'd play something like that in a PVE environment

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Is there such a thing as a PVE game with moba gameplay?

north hamlet
#

Bot matches, usually

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Some people just play bot matches with friends because it's less toxic and stressful

dusty tree
#

guilty as charged

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although it was at my own request

tardy ore
#

Isn't that progression locked down in some form?

north hamlet
#

Depends on the game

tardy ore
#

I have no friends who would team up though tbh

north hamlet
#

In dota you have complete freedom

dusty tree
#

in league it's way too simple to encompass what actually goes on in a 5v5

north hamlet
#

That's definitely true

dusty tree
#

the first time i went to 5v5, i was shocked when the enemy team invaded

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and fed for the rest of the game

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:x

tardy ore
#

Well, I wouldn't play PVP if I could avoid it

dusty tree
#

it's pretty fun watching the bots do weird things though

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i just feel bad letting my team down if i'm doing badly in pvp

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so sometimes i stick with pve even though it doesn't necessarily lend itself to improving any skills

north hamlet
#

If it's any comfort you're probably just not noticing the mistakes your teammates make

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And all good players think critically about their abilities

dusty tree
#

i really only notice the obvious things when i'm observing mistakes, like missing a skillshot or whatnot

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definitely a lack of knowledge though

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if i was able to identify those mistakes, i probably wouldn't be making them myself 🤔

north hamlet
#

It be like that lol

dusty tree
#

it really do

tardy ore
#

I have the opposite problem in videogames.

north hamlet
#

The other good thing to do is look at what others do right

tardy ore
#

I know exactly what I'm doing, but I can't execute motions I know consistently.

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See: Monster Hunter

dusty tree
#

enough knowledge but not being-- ah

tardy ore
#

I've triple carted to a boss on the run right after nearly setting a personal best no deaths

dusty tree
#

lol, monster hunter

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i actually haven't played solo, but quit a while back because the multiplayer is terrible and glitchy

tardy ore
#

getting facerolled by basic monsters after soloing elder dragons/10

dusty tree
#

and my SO hated having to chase things down

tardy ore
#

I played most of it solo, some duo

dusty tree
#

i'll have to go back to it

#

i really liked it

tardy ore
#

SO likes the game, but kinda struggles with mechanics

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I just use my Player Side RNG™️ to sometimes win.

dusty tree
#

i bought the game because those palicos make food look incredible

tardy ore
#

yeet

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a worthy decision

#

also

dusty tree
#

that and because i ended up gathering plants most of the time

tardy ore
#

"because palicos" is enough of a reason

dusty tree
#

ahaha

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it actually made the work feel like a fair tradeoff for the frustration

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i think i'll get the dlc too

tardy ore
#

I sometimes feel like I'm an above average player alchemically fused with a below average player.

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Either legit good or actual trash, fluctuating every so often

dusty tree
#

I consider myself pretty good at most games

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except league

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which really rankles me lol

#

i usually suck for a little bit, and then something clicks and I go oh! that's not so bad

tardy ore
#

I have no sense of competitive spirit, except with myself.

dusty tree
#

and then I get really good

#

but league is just something else

#

I don't know what it is

tardy ore
#

But I get inconsistently good, because my muscle memory is not consistent

dusty tree
#

that's interesting

#

muscle memory is pretty much what I rely on, going through the motions

#

It actually hinders me sometimes when I'm switching from a certain game to another

#

because I'm used to this control being bound to this action, and that control having the opposite effect in another game

#

really messed me up with Pyre initially because the controls were finicky and not anything I'd actually experienced before

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although if the gameplay stops me from enjoying a game, I won't hesitate to set it to easy baby mode. no shame

wide falcon
#

a snail with visible eyes

tardy ore
#

yes

wide falcon
#

indeed

dense wren
#

snel

hasty kernel
#

Biggest tip I can give for league is to learn to abuse enemy mistakes

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Which I guess requires you to know what mistakes are, and general strategy

sudden chasm
#

Mobas are a different beast bc of the snowball effect

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I play a decent amount of league and like to think I'm at least a little ok at it (d3 last season) but it takes a lot of practice and time

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And not just the practice where you play, but actually good practice, including things like vod reviews, "studying" of champion kits, and drills to the point that micro becomes second nature

#

It's really hard and definitely not for everyone

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Though if you want any specific advice I can link you to a couple useful resources for in general and the role(s) you like to play

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@dusty tree

dusty tree
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!!!

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i would really appreciate that, thank you @sudden chasm

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:D

sudden chasm
#

What role and champs do you play?

dusty tree
#

i usually end up filling because I'm not quick enough on the draw lol, but if I'm duoing with a friend I usually end up going supp because I'm not super great with last hit

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I've been getting into jg too

sudden chasm
#

Ahhh you still do blind

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I'd recommend avoiding that if you can

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Draft is a much better experience

dusty tree
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:o

sudden chasm
#

Takes a bit longer to get into a game but they're higher quality

dusty tree
#

huh, that's good to know

sudden chasm
#

If you don't know the difference

dusty tree
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err, I play a lot of kayn and ekko

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Kayle if I'm supp

sudden chasm
#

Blind pick is no roles, and both teams pick at the same time

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Draft pick is role lock (you pick two roles you are willing to play beforehand), has bans (each player bans 1 champ), and takes turns picking

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Also unlike blind pick you can't have 2 of the same champ in the game, which means mirror matchups aren't a thing and that there's a lot more strategy and depth to picking

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If you like Kayle, btw, she's more of a top laner than a support

dusty tree
#

oh rip

sudden chasm
#

If you like being a healer you could look into another "enchanter" champion

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Enchanters are champions that buff and support their team directly

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Things like Soraka, Sona, and Nami heal their allies quite a bit more than Kayle too

dusty tree
#

i play a little Sona

sudden chasm
#

I'd recommend her, she's pretty easy so she's good to learn support with

#

There's a few types of supports btw

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Enchanters, tanks (in two flavors, peel and playmaker), and mages

#

You might wanna try a champ from the other types too

#

Leona is a straightforward tank and is pretty easy, and mage supports are all kinda hard but Brand and Zyra are the most popular

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Uhh let me find a good little video for ekko

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Idk one for Kayn, but I can just answer questions because I play a lot of Kayn

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He's my main jungler

dusty tree
#

I'll keep that in mind!! I might buy brand, he looks interesting

sudden chasm
dusty tree
#

I lag behind a lot with kayn sometimes because I play maybe too safe sometimes

sudden chasm
#

The thing about champs like ekko is

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They have a high skill floor

#

So you're not necessarily learning to play jg, you're learning to play ekko, which makes it harder to improve

#

I actually play Ekko too, but as a mid laner only

dusty tree
#

I think my biggest struggle early game is if I'm matched up against a ranged character and I end up getting pushed up against my tower

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Up until I hit 6, but then by that point I still play scared because of enemy jg

sudden chasm
#

Yeah, melee vs range is tricky especially for beginners

#

If you're referring to Kayle that's kind of why she's not really good as a support at all

dusty tree
#

I do ward, but it's just hard for me to understand the concept of escaping if I use up all my abilities and end up having to run away

sudden chasm
#

She just kind of doesn't provide much for a 2v2 at all

dusty tree
#

hmm, I see

#

would lux count?

sudden chasm
#

Something like Soraka, Sona, or Nami will heal more and also do more damage just by virtue of being ranged

#

Lux is ok as a support

dusty tree
#

I have some experience with her but not a lot

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And morg

sudden chasm
#

She's like a middle ground between a mage and enchanter

#

Morgana is an enchanter, but not a traditional one

#

I'd recommend Lux for a beginner over Morg

#

Lux can be a decent lane bully in lower elos because it's a lot easier to hit her skillshots than to dodge them at low elos

#

Have you heard of the concept of a trading stance yet

dusty tree
#

I know what trading is, but not a trading stance :'D

#

sorry if I'm misunderstanding lol

sudden chasm
#

Yeah trading is something everyone learns quick and is self explanatory

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Trading stance is the positioning you'll take in lane that lets you win trades and makes it easier to land skillshots

dusty tree
#

ohh

sudden chasm
#

Basically, when people aren't doing anything in particular, they're much more unpredictable

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But when you position correctly next to your dying minions

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The enemy adc will have to approach to cs them

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And it's at that moment that they're predictable

#

You can throw a spell and an auto attack and they'll be forced to choose between taking damage or missing the cs

#

And it'll highly improve your accuracy because they're more predictable

dusty tree
#

I'll have to practice that

#

0 idea it was a thing lol

sudden chasm
#

It's especially important on support since you don't cs

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So you're free to position as you want

dusty tree
#

but I should never actually touch the minions, right?

sudden chasm
#

You should but frankly not yet

dusty tree
#

Sometimes I try to hit the cannon minion to bring it low enough, but my adc usually says it throws them off

sudden chasm
#

Minion wave management is a much harder concept and you're still learning the very most basics

dusty tree
#

I see!

#

Thank you for being so helpful, btw

sudden chasm
#

There's a lot of concepts related to minion wave management and it's actually arguably the best tool to win lane, but it's also hard to do correctly and will take a lot of practice

dusty tree
#

I'm about to head out for work, but thank you so much for all the advice

sudden chasm
#

So better to just ignore it lol

#

Yeah basically the rundown is

dusty tree
#

is it okay if I ping you for a few more kayn and supp questions later?

sudden chasm
#

Practice a more support-y champ like Lux, practice tradinf stance, and study champion kits

#

You should have a pretty good idea of what literally every champ and ability does in the whole game

#

Which just takes experience

#

And yeah that's fine

#

I'd say work on your support first and worry about jungle later on

#

Playing support will actually help your jungle, and support is easier to start with

#

Since jungle and support are very similar roles

dusty tree
#

👍👍👍

hasty kernel
#

Eh, Im not sure I agree with Jungle and support being all that similiar

#

I guess theyre both tecnically roles that support their teammates rather than trying to build a lead for themselves, but the way they accomplish it are radically different

#

Anyway yeah, support is easier to start with, and you dont have to worry about lasthitting

velvet fjord
#

me playing HoTS and not knowing last hitting

hasty kernel
#

I mean HoTS is pretty sweet for new players

#

Does away with a bunch of the obscure nonsense

#

I also liked it because it had minimal RNG

velvet fjord
#

I like it for the faster matches and more unique heroes

I mained abathur hard when I played

hasty kernel
#

My only issue is that a lot of heroes felt too simple, I guess?

#

Abathur was sick tho

velvet fjord
#

a lot of them were pretty easy to play as but there was plenty of higher skill ones as well

abathur, alarak, cho'gall, some of the other ones that I don't remember cause I haven't played in too long

gentle bear
#

This might be a bit of an odd question, but has anyone here made up a language (for a game/story/etc) or know anyone who has? Is it common?

autumn pasture
#

r/conlangs might be helpful (ymmv: it Is reddit, after all)

gentle bear
#

Ah, great! Thank you (:

autumn pasture
#

no problem! i'm a lurker there but there are a lot of more knowledgeable people thereabouts

hasty kernel
#

I mean its a niche hobby

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Or perhaps a niche subset of other niche hobbys

#

But people certainly do it

#

Its interesting

#

I considered making a language, but Id need a better grasp of general linguistical rules before Id try my hand at them

autumn pasture
#

same

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i can come up with linguistic ideas, but never sounds in combinations that don't sound weird or ugly, hahah

gentle bear
#

I'm currently making two, for DnD.

autumn pasture
#

oh, cool!

hasty kernel
#

For me its just my perfectionist streak

gentle bear
#

Abyssal and Celestial, and the rules between them are polarized because of the angels and demons idea.

hasty kernel
#

I dont want to do something I dont have at least a fundamental level of understanding of

gentle bear
#

Yeah, that's the hard bit.

upbeat scroll
#

One time I made a language collaboratively, it was a cool experience

gentle bear
#

That's awesome!

upbeat scroll
#

Have a bunch of friends write texts in the language, and they make up words and grammar and tenses when they need them

#

It fills out a dictionary nicely

gentle bear
#

@autumn pasture Abyssal sounds "ugly" but I've designed it to sound that way. I could send you a sample of random sentences in it, if you were curious!

autumn pasture
#

yeah, sure!

gentle bear
#

@upbeat scroll That sounds like an excellent idea!

autumn pasture
#

i'm very fussy about aesthetics, hah

gentle bear
#

Understandable. DMs alright? I'm not sure where I would put original content here. Maybe self promo?

autumn pasture
#

self promo i think would work

#

dms are okay though

hasty kernel
#

So you want them to be in sharp contrast?

#

I.e. tonal vs non-tonal?

upbeat scroll
#

Carefully choosing what sounds a language uses can make it feel really cool and different, but for the collab thing I just went with "things are pronounced how you expect them to"

gentle bear
#

Not quite that sharp, I would like them to be simple to learn, and tonal languages are generally hard for me to learn well.

hasty kernel
#

Yeah they certainly are

gentle bear
#

They're both non-tonal, but the way sentence structure works is exactly opposite from each other.

hasty kernel
#

How so?

gentle bear
#

Abyssal simple sentence structure: Subject / Object / Verb
Celestial simple sentence structure: Verb / Object / Subject

upbeat scroll
#

One of them puts the adjective before the noun, and the other puts it after?

gentle bear
#

More like that above.

upbeat scroll
#

Oh ok

hasty kernel
#

Ah, so theyre more restrictive in their grammar compared to, say, english?

gentle bear
#

I just haven't gotten that far yet.

#

I'm moreso slowly building little baby sentences and stretching them out by adding extra words when I feel comfortable that the sentence structure works throughout.

upbeat scroll
#

Translating little stories into your languages is a good way to figure out how it works

gentle bear
#

Ohhhh I love that.

#

Someone asked me earlier if I was going to write songs with this language and I thought that was a really neat idea!

upbeat scroll
#

I developed the language pretty deeply by writing "the ants go marching one by one" into it

gentle bear
#

That's an awesome idea!

upbeat scroll
#

Good luck

sudden chasm
#

@hasty kernel Late response but they're definitely pretty similar

#

Both are very intense macro roles with lower micro requirements compared to other roles, with a focus on vision control and rotations more than anything else

#

Compare it to the solo lanes which more or less balance micro and macro to a certain extent and adc which is much more intensely micro

#

Both are also very 2v2 although jungle less directly so, but mid/jg are tied to each other quite a lot

magic heron
cobalt python
hasty kernel
#

Man, really enjoying Coffee Talk so far

#

I dont know why these barkeep/barista simulator games are so enjoyable

#

Almost makes you want to try that kinda job, til you realise most real customers arent as talkative/pleasant

deft comet
#

Lol

#

Driving Uber is nothing like crazy taxi, either

sudden torrent
#

it's supposedly feeling of talking to interesting characters and their stories I suppose, it's main focus of these games and barkeeping/driving is just a sideline of it really. I think most of the time such games try to make these interactable characters so real or at least enjoyable that you can't really not fall in interest with them.

hasty kernel
#

Basically, yeah

#

But even so, its essentially just a visual novel with a bare minimum of gameplay

#

Yet I prefer it over actual visual novels

sudden torrent
#

I suppose it's due to how they are looking more lively with the animation, when usually VNs are a bit more less on that

hasty kernel
#

That is probably part of it, yeah

sudden torrent
#

it's the things that make characters more eye-catching, since even then they mostly don't use voice acting, so better use all resources they can.

hasty kernel
#

I guess the designs are also more interesting, and they have some neat little touches

#

For example, it has a vampire character who obscures his mouth in the majority of his animations, which feels pretty neat

raven harbor
#

Ubers are exactly like Crazy Taxi in my area

#

Since nobody apparently knows how to use a blinker or hazards

serene tulip
#

Anyone in here particularly familiar with fractional factorial design of experiments?

fervent zenith
#

wut?

hasty kernel
#

Statistics I believe, abusing the sparcity-of-effects principle to run experiments with less than full factorial design, cutting down on effort while still obtaining valuable results

hasty kernel
#

Alright, finished Coffee Talk

#

Very charming game, I recommend it

#

Its a bit short, but I feel this kind of game works best when its fairly short

#

My only gripe is that one small plot point is a bit weird and is easily ignored entirely

serene tulip
#

I have like 3 factors each with at least 5 levels

#

I could expand it to 5 factors if I wanted.

#

Actually just 4.

hasty kernel
#

I should note, Im not familiar with it, I wont be able to help

#

I just explained the concept as well as my limited understanding could

serene tulip
#

Yeah I'm just complaining

hasty kernel
#

Ah

#

Carry on then

dense wren
#

ok graphic designer rant

#

delete JFIF

#

You are making a fool of yourself and jfif isnt even a better version of jpeg, its literally the same

#

and a lot of the programs still cant open jfif these days to prove how unpopular this format is

serene tulip
#

I've never heard of JFIF but I'm now mad at it on your behalf

dense wren
#

JFIF is just jpg under a different name

#

literally, its still lossy

#

its still small size great for web

#

but its just unable to be open by me

#

unless im using paint or something

#

and i have like 30 files that are jfif that are sent by my client

#

now i have to convert them 1 by 1 and theres no way to bulk convert them unless i need to use some shady online converter products lol

#

adobe get on it release a format converter already

dense wren
#

ok jfif is like jpeg but smaller by half

#

but it really does not matter when jpeg is already doing its job well for being small, and we all have at least 1mbps internet these days its so negligible to reduce from 200kb to like 100

#

the problem is just the accessibility of it :/

tardy ore
#

Hey, some poor buggers still live with dial-up in the rear ends of the planet

#

but no one uses jfif so they don't benefit from it anyway, right

ashen zenith
#

I did manage to get lost unlocks without cheesing on delirium.

#

but the fact that holy mantle was an afterthough after a year shows you how poorly the game is balanced/designed.

#

Obviously its not multiplayer; so balance is not character based. But it should be "allow the single player to have fun"

dense wren
#

tbh tboi was never balanced when azazel exist

#

azazel is such a crutch

ashen zenith
#

@dense wren are you on windows? I think it's a one liner with imagemagick

#

If you are on unix.

#

Azazel was "let's try melee; wait why is everyone playing as this? Oh god what have we done?" character

dense wren
#

yes and ive fixed the problem by saving them via paint

#

but i would love to able to bulk doing it anyway

#

32 of them, saving them one by one

#

in 2020, it was a stupid thing to do lol

ashen zenith
#

Lol send them to me next time.

#

If you have any unix; i can send you a command you can run to batch it.

#

I used to dual boot windows and linux together.

#

And windows and osx

#

It's nice to be able to work on windows; but switch for these things that I have no idea how to do in windows.

dense wren
#

i have no idea what that is

ashen zenith
#

Unix is an operating system layout. They are used by Apple computers (in their own OS called OSX). There is also Linux; which is a UNIX based OS.

#

I'm on Linux now. Steam has good support to run windows games on linux now. Steam is doing amazing work in this regard.

dense wren
#

oh so thats why they look so similar?

ashen zenith
#

It's easier to interface with the command line in Linux. So you could issue a command that would automatically run your batch conversion for you.

#

Yes. Well i think a lot of linux people appreciate the design principles of apple; and moving in that direction.

#

There is a snowleopard (my most fav OSX version) lookalike Linux distribution called ElementaryOS for example.

dense wren
#

design principle of apple...

#

really

#

i feel like that term is a joke

ashen zenith
#

No they have good guidelines in UI designs

#

well at least while steve jobs was in charge

#

Do note, not hardware but UI

tranquil bay
tardy anchor
#

jhgvhjfchjgfchj

tardy ore
#

heh

#

@tranquil bay hey there's no thread. OP was just stringing us along

tranquil bay
#

🤧

#

im just really not going to get over the fact you responded to a pun with another pun [knifeduck.jpg]

royal relic
#

just learned that doosk is a thing

#

aPES_Cheering oh im gonna have so much fun this weekend

faint panther
#

if you have two lasagnas and you stack them, how many do you have?

royal relic
#

one lalasasagna

faint panther
#

if you have a stack of chairs, is it one chair or multiple? if its 1 lasagna its also 1 chair

royal relic
#

yeah but a lasagna is already a pile of layers of cheese and meat

#

so you're basically just adding more layers

#

and besides - if you stack them together the cheese might melt a bit making distinguishing the layers harder

faint panther
#

you make the two lasagnas in two different pans

#

they are completely seperate

#

just stacked onto each other

royal relic
#

yeah but if you stack two hot lasagnas together they will melt into each other

faint panther
#

hypothetically they didnt melt or degrade or anything

#

they are just stacked onto each other normally like any other object

royal relic
#

so - like i said
you get one lalasasagna

#

anyway - lasagna is basically just a pasta cake so pepoShrug

#

i'm not gonna say no to cake

hasty kernel
#

Strictly speaking still 2 lasagnas

#

Lasagna should only have cheese on the top layer

#

As such, having 2 layers of cheese means 2 lasagnas

faint panther
#

Eeehh.

hasty kernel
#

Same way 2 sandwiches stacked ontop each other isnt just one sandwich

royal relic
#

big mac begs to differ

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it has two distinct layers
with an extra bun in the middle

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and yet - it's just a one sandwich

raven harbor
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Idk every lasagna I've had has cheese every or every other layer

royal relic
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⬆️ this

faint panther
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I'm "eeehh"ing more at the word "should". There are super ultra-traditional ways to prepare food, but "the" heritage way isn't the only way, otherwise the second a single ingredient deviates you're suddenly not making that food, so, uh.

royal relic
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i...
kinda want to tweet gordon ramsay and ask him about this whole lasagna kerfuffle

hasty kernel
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I mean, a Big Mac isnt 2 burgers stacked ontop of each other

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Its a single burger that has a slice of bread that has neither top nor bottom side as one of its toppings

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Also I should amend: I meant the layer of Mozzarella

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There is a layer of cheese inbetween, but its Parmesan I think

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So there is still a distinct top layer

faint panther
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You're still being too specific.

hasty kernel
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Anyway this all ends up being the sandwich alignment chart part 2

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Tag yourself, Im "a pop tart is a sandwich"

wide falcon
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sub

faint panther
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For the record, the Ingredient alignments for Purist and Neutral are, uh, the same.

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"Meat, cheese, lettuce, condiments (salsa), etc."

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I know, it's not yours.

hasty kernel
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Eh, Id say that purist is specifically sandwich meat

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As opposed to meat in any form

faint panther
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Chicken salad?

hasty kernel
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I mean chicken strips are sandwich meat, no?

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At least thats how I always saw it

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The burrito one is odd though

faint panther
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I see more shredded or cubed chicken than strips in chicken salad, but you're not wrong.

hasty kernel
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I dont really think burritos have anything that doesnt traditionally go on sandwiches?

faint panther
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Would you put potatoes on a non-breakfast sandwich?

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I immediately thought of potato chips, but anything else?

hasty kernel
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Do Burritos usually have potatoes?

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Anyway Id say no, potatoes usually dont go on a sandwich

faint panther
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They can.

slim bobcat
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breakfast ones do

hasty kernel
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Huh

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Fair enough

faint panther
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I'm also a fan of potato in dinner burritos.

hasty kernel
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Ive never really had a Burrito I dont think

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Although now thinking about it

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I wonder if a sandwich with mashed potatoes would be any good

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You could make it a german sandwich, throw on it some Leberkäse and Sauerkraut

faint panther
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Ooh.

hasty kernel
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.... Im gonna write that down for the future

faint panther
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Please do!

karmic karma
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The top layer of a lasagna has less moisture than the rest of the lasagna, so if you stacked another lasagna on top of it, you either have two lasagnas or one poorly cooked lasagna

hasty kernel
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The big question is what kind of bread youd use for that sandwich

faint panther
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Potato bread. squirtdevious

slim bobcat
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bake some potatoes until they're rock solid

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smush the mashed potatoes between

hasty kernel
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I mean that sounds interesting, but raises the question of structural integrity

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Because ideal oven-baked potatoes are soft

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Well not soft as much as

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Not hard?

royal relic
slim bobcat
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if we're seriously doing this, fried potato patties probably

royal relic
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this is a sandwich too

hasty kernel
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That could work

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I was thinking some kind of flatbread, personally

royal relic
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ok

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can we all agree that garlic bread is the best?

hasty kernel
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Ehh

slim bobcat
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potato patties with mashed potatoes and potato chunks between

royal relic
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oh don't you dare

hasty kernel
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I mean Im a bit of a breadsnob given that is one of the proud cultural elements germany has

faint panther
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Making sandwiches with garlic bread. shadeohboy

hasty kernel
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But I feel like there are many more interesting types of bread

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Oh, now this is an interesting concept

slim bobcat
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sweet bread

hasty kernel
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Using Flammkuchen dough as the bread

slim bobcat
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so according to the chart, i'd be a rebel/rebel if i considered mochi a sandwich

hasty kernel
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Yeah thatd be total sandwich anarchy

royal relic
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where does my bread and bread sandwich fit in that chart?

faint panther
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Structure purist, ingredient neutral?

royal relic
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more like
structure purist, ingredient beggar

hasty kernel
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Yeah, Id say so

slim bobcat
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i just feel like this chart disparages the possibilities of sweet ingredients in sandwiches

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fruit sandwiches for example

faint panther
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That's under ingredient rebel.

hasty kernel
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Yeah, though I do feel like it operates on a slightly different axis

faint panther
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But I don't know how to feel about that considering "ice cream sandwich" is such a thing.

slim bobcat
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is it rebellious to think that a sandwich can be more than just pure savory

hasty kernel
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Ice cream sandwiches are pretty nice tbh

faint panther
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And the bread has to be separated? Come on, a sub is a structure pure sandwich.

hasty kernel
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Well purist is a pretty extreme standpoint Id argue

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But thats also fair

faint panther
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I think the end goal was to have the "a Pop Tart is a sandwich" joke in there somewhere.

royal relic
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caitlin is prolly looking at this conversation like

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wat

hasty kernel
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Apparently Whole Grain bread is called "brown bread" in english?

faint panther
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"They're not breaking any rules, just don't think too hard about it."

hasty kernel
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Because I was thinking maybe make the potato leberkäse sauerkraut sandwich as a whole grain bread sub

faint panther
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Like, British English?

hasty kernel
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Unclear

faint panther
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Because in America I'd call it whole grain wheat (bread).

hasty kernel
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Thats just the name of the english page

slim bobcat
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i've never called any bread brown bread

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though i am american

hasty kernel
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When I switch the language of the german page called "Vollkornbread"

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Which literally translates to whole grain bread

slim bobcat
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i just say whole grain/whole wheat

hasty kernel
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Curious

faint panther
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Browser translation or an option on the page?

hasty kernel
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Its just the english wiki page

faint panther
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Yeah, I got nothing.

hasty kernel
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Oh well

slim bobcat
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so would two structure purist sandwiches smushed between bread still be considered structure purist

faint panther
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Yes.

hasty kernel
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Huh

slim bobcat
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hardline traditional?

hasty kernel
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Curiously that means that using recursion, there is a loophole

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If you keep recurring sandwich between sandwiches

slim bobcat
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is hardline traditional sandwiches to the 2nd power still hardline traditional

hasty kernel
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At some point the ratio of bread to non-bread becomes so large

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That its basically just a bread sandwich

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At which point it would technically become ingredient neutral

faint panther
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Two d00ds on opposite sides of the world place bread butter-side-down on the ground you've made a structure-pure ingredient-rebel sandwich.

hasty kernel
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Technically that would mean the world would violate all the food safety standards

slim bobcat
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here's an idea: if we Big Mac™️ any sandwich, would they still be in the same category as before

hasty kernel
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You mean add another slice inbetween that is neither a top nor a bottom slice?

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Yeah Id say so

slim bobcat
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🤔 👀 but if we did it multiple times

hasty kernel
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In germany we call those "Doppeldecker sandwiches"

royal relic
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um

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i think the achivement hunter guys did the exact thing

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they took a big mac

hasty kernel
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Not sure if Doppeldecker is one of the words english appropriated from us or not

royal relic
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then put another, smaller burger inside

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then another, smaller burger inside

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until they had this.... fractal borger that was three feet tall

slim bobcat
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double-decker buses are a thing, does that count

hasty kernel
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Like the ultimeatum from Regular Show?

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Yeah Id say so

royal relic
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double-decker bus is a sandwich

hasty kernel
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I mean, structure neutral ingredient radical, but yes

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Now I wonder what Caitlins take is on sandwiches

royal relic
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does that mean that...
all the humans inside that bus are ingredients ?

hasty kernel
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Strictly speaking, yes

opaque quail
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A curious thing to want my take on, overall. 🤔

hasty kernel
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Likewise, any humans who are below ground after 2 jokers put a buttered slice of bread on opposite ends of the world would likewise be ingredients

slim bobcat
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i'd argue ingredient neutral, bc humans are savory

hasty kernel
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Yeah but metal isnt

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Yeah its curious indeed, but thats what makes it interesting

slim bobcat
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according to the chart, it specifically says sandwich toppings

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the metal would be the "bread"

hasty kernel
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I mean the seats would be toppings

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And those still have metal frames

slim bobcat
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true

wide ember
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this discussion is a lot to digest, in a good way

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If a bus is a sandwich wouldn’t a human be a sandwich too?

royal relic
near mulch
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HI

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someone can help me

hasty kernel
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I mean, are humans covered by a top and bottom part

wide ember
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when you put on a shirt you made yourself a sandwich roll, no?

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(help with?)

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Cotton = pita bread, human = inside

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And this would make a bus either a sandwich rack or a sandwich with sandwiches inside

near mulch
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i have a texture bug when i enter to the asphodel

opaque quail
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Hey Ponsone! You can report bugs in game with F10.

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And for any tech solutions, look a bit further north in the channel selection for hades-tech-support 👍

hasty kernel
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I mean technically humans are poptarts with a skin dough

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And that is officially the most cursed thing Ive ever said

wide ember
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...you’ve outdone anything my mind could imagine, I’ll have to sleep over this

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so if definition of a sandwich can stretch that far, can we have concept sandwiches?

hasty kernel
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What do you mean by "concept sandwiches"

wide ember
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I’m trying to think a way to explain that concept without breaking my own mind

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like, a process like conceptualisation, marketing, production, marketing

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there’s two marketings there, that’s the bread

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The conceptualisation is either the topping or the dish, and the production is the ingredient inside the bread

hasty kernel
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Unfrotunately Im not sure processes can have a location, as such making them into a sandwich or sandwich-adjacent product is impossible

near mulch
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why are you so involved in a discussion of sandwiches?

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you are fine?

autumn pasture
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it's the off topic

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people are allowed to have silly discussions

near mulch
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yes i know

opaque quail
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Food is both a (widely) neutral subject AND something you can argue harmlessly about, it seems like a popular internet topic overall. 😄

near mulch
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but why sandwiches?

tropic garden
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cereal is a very wet salad

hasty kernel
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I would phrase it as

opaque quail
tropic garden
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your reaccs fuel me

autumn pasture
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ven i'm going to have to block you over that

hasty kernel
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"Cereal is a salad with a lot of dressing"

autumn pasture
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😬

hasty kernel
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Also, Coffee is just bean soup

opaque quail
hasty kernel
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Its also easy to make an alignment chart for it

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Also, since Ravioli are Poptarts

near mulch
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aguante el guiso pa

hasty kernel
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That means that, by transitional property, Ravioli are a sandwich

autumn pasture
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they are not

near mulch
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ravioles

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jajaajaja

hasty kernel
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Pop tart is a sandwich

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Pop Tart is also a ravioli

near mulch
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Concuerdo con el de arriba

hasty kernel
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Ergo Ravioli -> Pop Tart -> Sandwich

near mulch
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Buena conclucion

wide ember
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are dumplings ravioli

blissful charm
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whatever kind of "sandwich" those uncrustable things are are ravioli too

hasty kernel
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Id say so

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Yknow, thats a good point actually

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Can it really be a sandwich if doesnt crunch

wide ember
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so a wet or untoasted sandwich...

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or on the other side, a taco broken in two from the bottom...

autumn pasture
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no. i'm a structural purist or at most structurally neutral.

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ravioli is not a sandwich!!

blissful charm
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im structural purist ingredient rebel

slim bobcat
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the best way to have fun in life is to be ingredient rebel

autumn pasture
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same, babs

wide ember
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and does samosa fit in this-

autumn pasture
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samosa falls into a different category

hasty kernel
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Im radical sandwich anarchist

autumn pasture
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the venerable category of 'fried things with stuff inside of them'

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the backbone of society

blissful charm
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the most delicious category

hasty kernel
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True

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Incidentally that category is half of all slavic food

autumn pasture
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good

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as i said, the backbone of society

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god i want dumplings now

hasty kernel
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The other half mostly involves mayo

autumn pasture
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ALSO good, mayo is delicious

hasty kernel
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Personally I generally dont like mayo

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But it is pretty good in russian food

wide ember
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I thought the other half’s ketchup

hasty kernel
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Nah, ketchup isnt big in slavic food

wide ember
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I though we were talking about society in general, tho sure in Slavic food it would be mayo

hasty kernel
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Ah

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In general Id say that there is still the big part that is "potato-based food"

wide ember
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mhm, agreed

autumn pasture
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potatos are also real good

wide ember
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Can’t imagine the society without rice, wheat or potatoes

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the holy triangle of carbs

hasty kernel
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I dont like rice

slim bobcat
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out

autumn pasture
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i'm not a huge fan of bread but rice and potatoes are very good

hasty kernel
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Not a huge fan of bread?

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Blasphemy

autumn pasture
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it makes my mouth dry

slim bobcat
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potatoes > rice > bread

autumn pasture
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agreed

wide ember
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^

hasty kernel
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There are tens of thousands different kinds of bread

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Surely you must enjoy at least a couple hundred

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For me its Bread > Potatoes >>> Rice

autumn pasture
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i enjoy bread sometimes, it's just not on the top food tier list

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like say. rice. clams. fresh veggies.

wide ember
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I love bread if it’s covered in crunchy cheese and fragrant herbs

autumn pasture
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yess

hasty kernel
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Im a big fan of just bread with nothing else

wide ember
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maybe then sliced and topped with fresh tomatoes and cheese