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ok so it was this eighties post-apo movie about some guy that kinda looked like a detective?
there's a lot of dust and sand and ruins and all that post apo stuff
and one scene was about some bandits kicking a ball
and later it turned out it was someone's head (which was still "alive" then and i think it might've been some sort of android)
and the other scene was this dude was fighting this cyborg girl in some abandoned warehouse and at one point she got this football-sized hole punched in her chest
and there's this one shot i remember vividly
it was a closeup shot of that cavity and at first all you could see was some dangling cables shooting sparks and pipes and other robot stuf
and the background was blurry as hell
and then the camera changed focus to the background leaving this mess of cables blurry and showing this protag dude slowly walking towards the camera
it was such a cool shot
and i just can't find this movie anywhere
its not called Cyborg is it
wh-
hang on a minute
the film i tried to remember was a samurai film. samurai are the coolest thing ever to kid me
samurai cop 
but anyways - you might be onto something here
i'll look into it later
he just works at the palace doing accounting and then go home to his senile ma, and two kids
this is such a cool film actually
in a social commentary kind of way
to be fair - 42 minutes has to be a new record
other sequels couldn't make it past 15
hey everybody
hows your day going
well i'm watching a terminator sequel so 
Day is good what about yours?
i slept so much
well good to see at least someone's doing good
i ended up not doing anything
its okay the night will bring many opportunities (i will do nothing and then sleep)
Oh wow new pope
yeah you're right
Gonk*
hi tidb hows 1000xresist
hmmmmmm what about ai pizza tho?
dont know how that would work but now im inclined to order pizza
Glad to be of service
i shouldnt though because i have food at home
gpt will take your order
Is it as good as pizza?
There’s always tomorrow
Hahaha oh man i wish i could play it but i cant…! I‘d have to buy it!
theres always tomorrow OR i can go out and buy an unreasonable amount of sweets to accompany the pizza
no backing out now tidb!!
how to get free games tutorial
Why would sweets accompany the pizza…
More pizza
strawberry pizza
That sounds absolutely disgusting, where can I get one?
this movie is an anime now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpA3lFa0-no
literally unsheathes a butterfly knife
Looks like watermelon
it's not the only scene like that too
"Please officer - you have to believe me! You're in danger too!"
"No... I'm in processing" - replied a clearly bored us border patrol lady
like - this is good
this dialogue has some bite to it 
damn the new pope is american
discuss
I always had this vague impression that popes were only italian but completely forgot Francis was Argentinian I think
and benedikt before that was german (the largest tabloid here wrote the iconic phrase 'We are pope' ('Wir sind Papst') in response to that)
who is pope? everyones new favorite youtuber?
miku
tibd
miku is pope
i think theres picture of that somewhere out there, so it must be true
HOLY CRAP I DID IT
it's done
5 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "TERMINATOR 2 - The Final Goodbye - John Connor and the Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger [HD]" by StudiocanalUK
i have finally finished all terminator movies
and BOI do i have things to say about dark fate
while genysis was just... pain
genuine, physical pain and mental DOT
dark fate... while far from perfect
tries it's hardest to take all the rare interesting bits of other sequels to meld them into a single decent film
and i have to respect that
i have to respect the fact that someone out there took this thankless job of fixing this goddamn mess this franchise has been for like 20 years at this point
7 different studios
like 5 different directors
and god knows how many writers
and the ending to it was as good as it could've been
it didn't get me as emotional as T2, but it was close - and it got there with just two, last words
also - after seeing cgi arnold beating the snot out of magic future cgi robots i realized...
the whole terminator series is just marvel capecrap for boomers 
there
there's my mic drop 
i need a beer, holy moly
what a rollercoaster of ||negative|| emotions
euthanasia rollercoaster
basically, yeah 
okay so Bim's Trademarked Terminator Tier List ™️ goes like this:
Judgment Day
The Terminator
Dark Fate
Salvation
Rise of the machines
chinese water torture machine
The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
Genisys
bim lol
did you also know he has a rock album
or had. I guess
wow….
this is so beautiful
Still bitter that the Filipino cardinal didn't win
thinning hair sucks, shoud I just go bald 

yes, bald people will always be It
I know of a cosplayer who does a chuckie cheese/ miku crossover cosplay
https://www.instagram.com/p/DGRMnU1vy1M/
Chucksun-E Miku? Hatsun-E Cheese? Chuck-E Miku? The Mikuverse definitely grew at Katsucon this year. I had the honor of participating in a "food mascot/ fast food Mikus" group with my friends and it was such a blast! Special thank you to @rufflebutt_cosplay for being an inspiration to us all 😌❤️
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I liked the factory fight setting
i kinda like that too, but
all the action setpieces feel so weightless in this one
it's all blurry cgi
it's kinda hard for me to believe in what i'm seeing if what i'm seeing is blender's cycles renderer set to 4999 samples
also there's the issue of scale
that first chase scene started on such a high intensity level, it was so over the top it felt like the end of the movie
but it was just the first act
so for the end of the movie they still had to top that and we got that awful plane scene 
m… miku…
oh my god I just remembered there’s an 8 part animated terminator series on Netflix NÒOOOOOOOO
7 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Terminator 2: Hospital Escape l Sarah Connor Meets T800 l 4K Remastered 3D" by Master Gow

Bim...u ok?
what about The Sarah Connor Chronicles

people say it's deece
i heard "forget Terminator 3, watch Sarah Connor chronicles" a lot back in the day
Dude I forgot about t3 before even the movie ended lmao
Well okay - maybe that’s not entirely fair
T3 is kinda funny
T-X was also kinda menacing
the actress was miscast, but if you imagine her on a level of technical manual, she's waaaay scarier than T-1000. Too bad we only saw a small fragment of it in the actual movie
Nah - I still think grandma Connor was more menacing
More of a robot too with those giant balls of steel lmao
Seriously though - on its own dark fate is a pretty decent flick
People give it too much crap
it had an insurmountable task of succeeding after genisys
Yeah it was fighting an uphill battle before it even hit the screens
also apparently there's a bunch of comic books
with stuff like model T-infinity that has an in-built time machine
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/terminator/images/f/f8/T2_Infinity_-5_002.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120627123514
Especially genesis - that thing did more damage to this series than the nuke from t2
nuke from t2 was extremely memorable
Oh yeah
it got referenced dozens of times in other media
A lot of scenes did
it's the akira's bike slide of nuclear explosions
T2 still looks like a million bucks
practical effects man, they don't have to be photoreal when they're real
Yeah
Like - dark fate looks worse on multiple fronts
First it’s all cgi and it’s obvious
Even if it’s good looking cgi I can still spot most of it and it’s hard to take it seriously when I know this thing is not there
And 2
I CANT SEE CRAP DURING NIGHT SCENES
Like maybe that’s where all the practical effects went
live concerts kind of upset me
youtube just recommended me lady gagas performance in coachella which is great to hear and im sure the performance was amazing however i couldnt look at it because the rapidly flashing lights were absurd
oh yeah?
try looking stuff up about any movie
just type in some movie's title in the search bar and nothing more
you will drown in a deluge of AI crap

and ads
i am talking about rapidly flashing lights triggering photosensitivity
like - this morning i just typed in "terminator dark fate" on mobile
got two ads
three crap short movies
another ad
and then a series of 4 shorts, three of them had ai voiceover and one of them was just a clip from a movie
and scrolling down i saw a full feature-length fake terminator 7 made with some ai crap
didn't even click it, but i saw the highlights on the thumbnail
i'm referring to your youtube recommendations
like - live gig recommendations are usually fairly accurate
oh thats because ive been listening to lady gaga
but looking for anything else? it's a pain
im just not sure what ai clogging up search has to do with what i originally talked about
even if it is a problem
well - youtube recommendations
thats fair tbh
photosensitivity warnings are literally so easy to add yet no one doesnit
its just someone random there filming it so like idc but the problem is that big live shows have very rapidly flashy pretty much always to varying degrees of intensity
i guess i just crave the mental pain because just as i was finished with terminator i started watching...
the three part doc about arnold himself 
why am i even doing this?
i want to read but i dont know what book to start with
you should read books in chronological order
read a dictionary - after that every book is just a remix
just speedrun this crap
any%
comic books are pretty neat…
ironic
do a backwards accelerated hop to the last page and call it a day
okay
i have to start somewhere so i will be reading jason schreiers book about video james
who is video james
do NOT look up vivian james
it's this dude who killed his terminally ill wife and then went to this foggy town full of hot nurses
no wait
that was a different james
ya
any particular song??
i've begun listening to replay a lot lately (lol) and damn what a song!
that entire album is probably my fave from her
abracadabra just came out so thats what i listened to on youtube but elsewhere ive been looping artpop
i actually havent listened to that entire album replay is basically the one song i know from the dorian electra remix
its so good
sadly I am not a fan of the abracadabras 💔
abracadabra
thanks
now i have to deal with all my furniture flying all over the place
dorian is such a good egg
i listened to the entire mayhem album once and it wasnt super memorable to me but abracadabra is one i do like
abracadabra definitely reminds me of judas lmao
judas might be my fave song from her??
i'll come back later into chat, I woke up at 4.45am on a Saturday lmao
enjoy your abracadabras
no please
get those sleeps in
it's flying out the window now
i am not enjoying your abracadabras - all this furniture was expensive
oh i just came here to post a quote from the book and got swept up in gaga talk
"to try to answer these questions, i went out and engaged in my favorite activity: bothering people who know way more than i do" i feel that
Yes and it absolute peak
I’m willing to wait another 2 years for an ep
EDIT: THIS VIDEO DOESNT HAVE ANY MONETARY PURPOSES, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO ITS ORIGINAL CREATORS, I JUST UPLOADED SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY!
It indeed is round
They don't seem happy bout it
Source: Wildlife Instinct Pallas's Cat Master of the Plains Free Documentary Nature - at 7:55
@fast marlin did you see that Starkid is putting on "The guy who didnt like musicals" again. i'm actually a bit excited and wish i lived closer to the west coast so o could have a chance at seeing it in person
oo and the full Cinderella play is up now too, maybe i'll watch that this weekend
That’s… efficient
that's nice.. mine just walks away and looks from the distance every time i get vacuum cleaner out
cussing quietly sometimes
pets really do differ in that term
oh hey would you look at that
i just stumbled upon a youtube video that does what alma was talking about yesterday
https://youtu.be/zdXsHWHxeBY?si=6Mxekomq_9X06FmA
A description of the techniques used by Quake to render a fully 3D game on original Pentium hardware.
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00:00 Intro
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it comes with a photosensitivity warning
and it got me thinking
this could very well be a built in feature on youtube
i mean - they already have speech detection algorithms that flash corresponding buttons whenever someone says like and subscribe
even in old videos
so they're more than capable of looking for flashing images and giving you a warning beforehand
Good morning
Someone placed an order via cafe's whatsapp (which isn't the strangest). 15 chicken wings. As a discretion, my manager asked them to pay first and they did around one hour later. But the transfer receipt was suss. The fonts didn't match when compared to an original transfer receipt. So, we told them, there was something wrong, we didn't get the payment, and asked them to finish payment upon picking up the order. If there was a double in payment, we would refund them.
They didn't reply after that.
isn't that just a straight up felony?
dunno how the law there works
but over here counterfeit receipts and invoices are almost on the same level as counterfeit money
That's just suspicious and most likely (most likely) a scammer that tried stealing bank info by doing a fake transfer and stuff
you gotta have some snacks
Won’t question it
Also I like chicken wings so I wouldn’t resist to that being a regular thing
i am pretty sure this is the youtuber doing these end cards
unless i missed the joke
is it?
👋
cause i saw this effect where the like button is flashing rainbow colors when they say that even on older videos
released years before they introduced that feature
its eiter edited into the video or has that window thing
you could add that wherever
regardless i think its an important thing to be aware of like gaming video essay people putting a spoiler warning in the start of their video
it can be, since they forced even old vids to have that ending info and "also watch this" stuff
also their algoritms detect copyrighted music even if that's a 0,7 seconds bit sang by random person with stuffed nose on the background
but we all know, corps don't care about special needs
even subtitles are not always available
Yeah that’s my point
And I’m not even talking about that end card
Sometimes the like button below the vid can flash rainbow colors to make you click it
While the vid is playing
video on the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVqmWW3xmdU
:) for credit purposes
This is what I mean
Like - the tech is there
It’s just used for vapid engagement instead of - you know - something useful
nevermind it was a driver issue
me when i get mad at my car but then realize its my fault
You should return the driver and get a refund
I used my ipad to charge my phone and both batteries changed by 30% 
Law of energy conservation...
GUYS!
GUYS!!!

HOLY HELL i thik it's happening!
i think it's finally, actually happening
Amazin' upcoming movie that'll eventually get released!
please let it be true
please please please please please somebody pull this thing out of copyright limbo and release it already 
i've been waiting 10 years for this
24 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Kung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle Reel 🔥🥋 starring Hackerman" by gameboardgames
seriously folks - watch the whole thing
this was the most fun 10 minutes i've had with a "movie" in ages
you never know maybe it will be free soon
no you don't get it
i went through 7 movies this week
2 hours each
14 hours in total
and not one of them gave me so much joy as this short 10 minutes demo reel
i've been waiting for anything kung fury 2 since
- checks kf1 release date *
2016
as far as i know the movie is like 90% ready
and has been for quite some time now
they're just locked in some weird prick measuring contest with some lawyers seeing who can out-mcgill the other one
god that demo reel is amazing
and that bit from 8:08 till the end is borderline inspiring
like - it gave me such a positive creative kick i...
i'm actually considering going back to modding
you know what i mean, right @sharp grail ?
you're a creative person - you draw
every now and then... not even inspiration, but motivation can hit you like a truck coming from the least expected place
yes i always get motivated and inspired and fall flat on my face when i cant execute my ambitious compositions
but good luck! i believe in you!
oh, that
yeah been there 
I was helping out at a science fair and some kids were like, horrified that I have discord LOL
like what's this boomer doing with our tech
idk what's with kids and teens thinking discord is a new thing lol
yeah i was thinking the other way
i always imagined a discord being this sort of late millenial kind of thing
more or less
yeah i was in a server and people were like imagine being 30 and still using discord
you are 13 get off of discord and go frolic in the fields
its so funny in game servers like how old do you think the devs of the games are because theyre certainly not 13
i always thought kids were using instagram and tiktoks and zipzaps and...
whatever they're doing there with those doomscrolling bricks idk
discord is my doomscrolling
yeah especially when i'm posting 
thanks bim
anytime 
yes the trends ive noticed is people under TOS age making accounts and then remaking until theyre 13 and then complain about adults like youre 8 go play soccer with your besties after school
i feel like discord should finally change their TOS and switch to 18+
i mean - it's not like this ever stopped anyone, but 
discord in general isn't exactly safe
yeah i saw it now has parental controls
There are country’s in which it can be as far as 16+
i watched the whole first season of Vinland Saga today, it was pretty good
I also think discord needs more accountability after going into a rabbit hole of videos
But yes parents should also be monitoring
Also a lot of people have social media as a way to help with mental health
More with loneliness
finally finished No country for old men
I was also taught this art by neopets message boards but at least I never talked much lmao
i dont think i did it that much if at all? i was in this one forum i think i was 8 at the time and everyone else was probably in their teens and we had a meetup and it was actually very nice
i have no idea how old they actually were because its been so long and i dont remember and also i was 8 so everyone over 10 seems so old and cool but thats how i got my first phone, my parents wanted me too keep in touch lol
I’m ngl I’m surprised you where ok
they were probably like 12
I’m even more surprised your parents allowed it
they were around and i had a phone so i think that was the big reason it was allowed in the first place
i used to go on a lot of meetups with people i met in forums and online communities but it was all book nerd girls so 👍
some of them i stayed friends with for a good few years but i mostly lost touch at some point for reasons i dont even remember
My parents would unironically ground me for 30 years if I even thought of bringing that idea up heck I probably would’ve been spanked for it 😭
Or even worse yelled at
😟
there was one meetup i couldnt go to which i was really sad but was probably for the best because i didnt know anyone there and i think everyone who went there was probably way older than me
My dad probably would’ve do all 3 my mom would probably just ground me and give me a stern talking
My dad is Mormon and basically grew up with a lot of people in the military
damn sorry to hear
He’s not bad but he also grew up very poor along with my mom
They’ve both definitely changed
For the better
hey guys
i spent my childhood on animal jam and fandom wiki harry potter roleplay
the fandom wiki harry potter roleplay couldnt have been good for me but alas
there are some WEIRD parts of fandom dot com
roleplaying on wiki is nuts
yeah theres this whole part of it thats basically a forum but its on the wiki site
hey at least it wasnt amino
most of the forums i was in were for books as well
and fairies. i used to really like fairies and collected a lot of little figurines but i have absolutely no idea where they are now
i got hit with a wave of nostalgia and bought some fairy figurines on ebay like yesterday lol

I’m not surprised tbh
Good morning! I have a weird request haha! Is there a way we can ask a dev or if someone has a really nice clear picture of Ceberus from H1 ❤️ I have lil dusa as a tattoo and would like to add him but all the images i can find, are all blurry or not really what i'm looking for 😦
Uh in case you’re not able to i suggest maybe getting the plushie of it and use it as a base?
It’s a out there idea
solid idea - but sadly they dont ship to South Africa 😦
i have this image but its so blurry haha - will see if i can find something 😄
Are the pics in google not good?
What sort of image are you looking for?
Yeah… standing, sitting, cute, majestic?
A split between infernal and not infernal Cerberus can look real sick tho
Wowee
I think…
I think I just bought the first pair of true wireless earbuds that I don’t despise out of the gate
Pairing is easy, it doesn’t require the app at all
And if you even download the app IT LETS YOU SKIP THE POINTLESS REGISTRATION and turn off all touch controls
Including the assistant
Such simple features
This should be a standard
Does it not hurt your hears too?
Good morning
Nah I don’t mean the volume, for me headphones can someone hurt my hear by their shape
Oh yeah for sure
Usually I have to switch one of those rubbery tips cause my left ear is smaller? I guess
It’s like dank says
If they don’t fit
They sound like sh- 
Guten morgen 
I’d like to retract my previous statement.
Oh I love em rubbery ends
OMG POLAND AND OSAKA !!!!
is there a way i can show the image haha but its just with him sitting XD
Its when he sits infront of the gates ❤️ That stance preferably but any concept art would be great 🥹❤️
a swiss army
It’s just a theory
ah, switzerland, known for its neutrality during ww2.
spreading neutrality all over europe
isn't this the game where you can have a goat pope and a dog king?
or something like that
i have no idea about that but that sounds great
yeah i know there's one of those dad strategy games that can assign any role to any creature
so you can have a horse king declaring war on poland who's army is 90% dogs
and wojtek
find that game!
you know what?
i just copied this link to reply to a different post in a different server
but it will work here too
thanks bim
anytime 
got the new gaming laptop
man - i just can't get over this
i watched that kung fury 2 demo reel three times just today
dude we were so close to greatness
they finished this movie 6 years ago
SIX!
and it's stuck in copyright limbo because of some lawsuit
the world just isn't ready for this level of awesomeness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWmkHV9vwf0&t=488s
Amazin' upcoming movie that'll eventually get released!
Bit of a backstory, the full movie was made in 2019 but has been locked up in a stupid legal fiasco because an investor company pledged $10million but never delivered the money and have sued to recoup the money from the movie before paying the money or something. The writer director Kung ...
a feature-length sequel to kung fury set to the sounds of the best darkwave artist
featuring the best song
from his best album
seriously though
it's a movie where the us president Arnold Schwarzenegger is killing bad guys with a pump action, level action, break action over under double barrel shotgun while riding a laser raptor that shoots lasers from it's eyes
no - i am not having a stroke
That's cult of the lamb
i don't get this game
i played it and felt really meh about it
I love sheep so I liked it
Today is my birthday chat
Happy bday
happy cake day
Happy birthday
so there is show, its about this fighter pilot, he fights in this super hi tech plane
fights in a war where you dont know who the enemy is
or even why theyre fighting them
top gun?
i mean
it fits 
the story focuses a lot on the psychology of the main character
still fits
and a lot of its scenes are more like silent hill
rather than what youd expect from a plane war show
has evangelion vibes
sounds right up your alley bim
i think it's @sharp grail 's kind of thing too
oh forgot to add, this show is gay
maybe
but i'm done with marathons for the time being
movies, games, shows - whatever
i just don't have it in me
we'll wait for you to recharge
ok do that then
here's the trailer in all its dated marketing style glory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgmViz-LElg
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oh yeah i remember seeing this trailer not too long ago
this came out quite recently, right?
also - love that knockoff danger zone playing in the background 
i dunno if the trailer is recent, just know the show is 2002
yup 2002
they got an actual airforce guy as consultant to help with the terminology and stuff in the script
only 5 episodes, not too long
but if you binge this your brain will probably break
it's already broken
i know 🙂
Good morning
wtf?
i'm on miko's side
🥹
Oh hey
New moreparz just dropped
In today’s episode
LOOK OUT, I THINK MOTO MOTO IS CHARGING RUN
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A hippo
the most dangerous enemy in assassin creed egypt
Really ?
ya
Ah
Anyways
I bought this orange juice
Never tried this brand
And honestly ?
It’s kinda crappy 
Yes - this is the level of humor you can expect from me today
I’m tired 
Calm down, Gunther
Oh, that funny Gunther.
He wanted orange too
Look how he ended up
A bit late but happy birthday 
Happy birthday 🎂
Well, happy birthday to you😊
Hello everyone
🤖
?
person above me
They’re all named alessia and all have the same profile picture and the same font description
Ooh
100% SOK
Me rn
sometimes i wish it could be legally allowed to assassinate one high manager or CEO of any company without any serious consequences for a person
once in a lifetime, maybe
so people can bundle up and make a world a bit better
You forgot to add in Minecraft
Anyway
Something tells me this leak wasn’t an accident
believe it or not, here in russia it didn't work
some guys were discussing blowing up a FSB building in the public minecraft map, and they got arrested and imprisoned for real
Um
yeah
There was a youtube video advocating against the death penalty, that argued "even if you think some crimes should cause the perpetrator to lose their right to life, the state shouldn't be allowed to take it" and I always felt it's an interesting premise for something like this
Like once someone commits a severe crime, or gets corrupt enough, they get put on a list where whoever murders them can't get charged for it
well that has the problem of like. you can say anyone committed a severe crime so they can be murdered without consequence
yeah and then there's the case of someone being judged wrongly
what if you take out the trash and then it turns out that person actually didn't commit the crime?
wow this convo got really dark really fast
i've seen too many memes... i think this person is about to fight Dante and i hear the song...
nah that person just heard about kung fury 2 not happening 
so 👏
this sunday
i'm going to see the latest MI movie
god i hope it's good
it has to be, right?
thank god it's friday
i'm working saturday this week so days have no meaning for me anymore
every day is friday for tidb. except on fridays
so what are fridays for tidb?
oh that? look up Last-Thursdayism
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mornin' 
👋
heyy
no

Well alright then
I won’t post someone building a water cooled gaming crapper
It plays doom
And you can flush it to turn on water cooling
Good. Know your place
Wait why do you need a cooled crapper
For playing doom or dealing with a kfc family bucket aftermath
Doesn't it.. Already have water in it 
Yeah but it needs to keep flowing to cool the pc inside it
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what are they even putting in kfc now lmao
I feel like that's on the mild end of harsh food
its literally a secert 🙂
"KFC's secret recipe consists of a blend of 11 herbs and spices, which is one of the most famous trade secrets in the food industry"
My cultural traitor moment is preferring kfc style over korean fried chicken bc I don't like wet breading
A pc bathtub?
hmm just incase...
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Now my YouTube feed is full of weird pcs
We’ve got a toilet rig, we’ve got a bath rig, and now they’re showing me a fridge rig
Isn't that just the kfc gaming chicken cup
the what now
The kfc gaming chicken cup
.
...imagine if its a real object lol
wow i can only imagine the new sight and smell sensations gamer rooms have just unlocked
Now I’m just thinking about all your controllers getting gunked up with gæmer goop after like… a day
Damn I want some kfc now
I finally got the joke LOL
First time I saw this I stared at it for 10 minutes straight
lol
major perk of paperback books is taking them out to look cooler in public areas
like yes i AM reading 1984 thank you for noticing
major whiplash from slaughterhouse five though theres SO much detail and description compared to vonnegut
hello abi, woah! i notice youre reading Orwell's 1984 in paperback!
at a hip cafe no less!
with a side of turmeric golden milk latte!!
paycheque just hit I ordered Steel Ball Run we're about to be so back
I read old books off of my phones pdf reader like a true piracycore millennial
I just make up stories in my head and my mind wander off while I'm in bed
actually it was a chai latte, get it right
I'm sorry 😞
gotta love walking to Uni for PE only for it to be cancelled halfway through my trek
Man I wish my work was cancelled halfway through my trek 
Good morning
I’m dealing with outlook being utter garbage so…
It’s a morning
Not really a good one
Seriously though - I just want to delete a folder
And every time I do that outlook makes a copy of it and then deletes the old one
Microsoft is a small startup, I should be more forgiving
turn that frown upside down!!!
Yeah bim turn your entire being upside down
What a good dög
Man - we don’t deserve dogs
I want a big fluffy goofy golden retriever
Gonna retrieve me so much gold
I’m gonna be rich!
Sorry to break it to you but they're called golden retriever, not gold retriever
They'll bring back something
Could be gold
But otherwise, anything really

They done buttered up the dog....
yeah, they technically can bring gold if taught well
but there's no guarantee they'll be willing to give it
my stinker loves to bring balls and frisbies and whatever, but giving it back? never!
"Throw again, human. No, can't take! Only throw!"
DANG IT
one second too late
and then we play pulleys.. and he wins
yep, exactly
even though goldens can't really hold something with force, their reflexes prevent it.. soft jaw and all that
but he tries
i love butter dawg
Oh wow
People are dunking on ign in the comments here
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I’ll see who’s right myself soon enough
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Gamers. I have a career-defining interview in 2 hours. Wish me luck!
Good luck!
good luck starlight and let us know how it went 👍
I send you a lucky keepsake
It’s ign
People despise them
yeah i know
but still 
And they usually have terrible reviews
i haven't followed anything IGN in ages and it was kinda funny to jump back in and see that not much changed in all this time
but yeah i'm hyped for this movie
booked 3 VIP seats yesterday
an IGN 7 is a 5 an IGN 10 is an 8 an IGN 8 is a 10
6 and 9 are the same as they are
anything below 5 is like 2

We need to do away with every and all game rating system
pffff
i remember this argument starting like...
10 years ago?
about how scoring systems were pointless and such
People never give anything a ten because it’s for the top of the top so they give it 9.5 which is already the top of the top… when will this fabled 10 arrive? Just like the things you like
and some outlets switched to different systems, but now it feels like we're slowly going back to X/10
Ough. I think it went okay. Not sure if I'm getting an offer or not, started off a bit weak but immediately cleaned it up at the end of the interview when it got more conversational and casual
also there's the fact that 7 or 8 is an average for games
which is isn't... for math
I think I'm just not comfortable enough with the STAR format that's common in most engineering interviews- back in highschool and during my college internship it was much more conversational, which was the part of this interview I seemed to nail. They liked my attitude and questions I asked :)
Im guilty of putting too much stock in steam % myself but its something super harsh that at least I don’t immediately notice
81% - worth a try
79% - mmmm maybe skip it
Grasps head in agony
My game ratings are objectively correct, fight me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333162407826554882/1372634918081007676/IMG_0532.jpg?ex=68277d62&is=68262be2&hm=027b179d69ba33811ce03ea81c051b33060dceb6802f9176e5faa1394ff9d541&
👋
I have a lot more 5s but I also don’t use the in betweens
Beautiful normal distribution
It’s also not that serious
rating games is srs bsns
It says right here that it’s not serious smh
joker rating
Mhehehe
Each rating has its own secret rating which is just the vibes but really some games are just not comparable
oh then i think you got this
Yeah since direct comparisons will be silly, I just look at a rating ‚group‘ and ask if a game would fit in there. So it constantly changes as well
dunno how interviewing goes now, but last time i was doing it (which was about 5 years ago) i noticed a shift in a lot of employers caring more about soft skills than hard skills
yeah sometimes even if I disliked a game I don’t want to give it 1 because it’s just unfair with the games I have in 1 lol
as in - paying attention if this new potential empoyee will fit the team and less attention to if they have the perfect skillset
cause you can always brush up on your (hard) skills
but if your soft, social skills won't fit the team - it's going to be way harder for you to change that
but yeah - that's how my last interview go
i thought i was kinda fumbling it at the start, but when we got to a more casual chat and jokes and what not i started feeling a bit more confident
and less than a week later i got a call and soon it's gonna be my 5th anniversary at this company
so yeah @near igloo
you got this 
Ayyyy
I'm hoping for the same

When I was interviewing for my internship, my interviewer was very stonefaced until the end, and I wound up being one of only two students from my uni who got the job
so I'm hopeful <3
Yup
the demon has returned.... i fear for my sanity... but I know I must see what new horrors await me behind the play button...
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Luke has trouble getting Yoda to go to sleep...
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is this the same crew that made the seagulls song?
yes
i was right to worry
it ain't bad
but seagulls was more of an earbug
yeah thats what i was more worried about... luckily this one is 'safe'. 'Hostiles on the hill' still haunts me
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anyways
i'm gonna go watch mission impossible dead reckoning again
gotta prepare for the new one
mission incredibly possible
also - i'm not gonna lie
i just want to re-watch the best car chase scene i've ever seen
you should read john greens the Anthropocene reviewed where he rates everything on a 5 star scale
not games just Things
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i rate this 4-pack three cans out of four

oh man the title drop for dead reckoning is so sick
one thing i always liked about those movies is their confidence
there's always a prologue and a fast cut to an intro sequence that's just a fast montage of alllthe cool stuff you're gonna see in the movie
they're always that confident that they spoil you on all the cool crap in the first few minutes of the movie and that always somehow leaves me more pumped to see the rest of it
new year‘s resolution is to optimize my spotify for hannah montana transition music
It's gonna be me
XD
It's 15/05/2025
15 days till my birthday
you get bonus points for using the proper date format 
Iirc that's the eu way XD
eu more like ew
they're trying so hard
🤨 ok
man - i'm in this weird situation where...
on one hand - i kinda wanna see the cast list for final reckoning
on the other, however - in the case of this movie even something as simple as cast list is gonna contain a crapton of spoilers 

And a delivery tomorrow what is may a nice month this year
Soooooo…
I just got a YouTube ad for the weirdest hades crossover I’ve ever seen
Didn’t know that song was about pans 
LOL
Heyyy
man
nothing better than a midnight snack
made myself a sandwhich with mortadella, mustard and peccorino
usually my favorite sandwhiches are this
and sometimes I use pesto and mozzarella or parmiggiano instead
Mozzarella + garlic + basil + olive oil + tomato’s + concentrated balsamic vinegar + some meat or something all in bread and toasted = heaven
I feel obligated to share this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s742C0v5SFI
you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you're telling me a shrimp fell in love? you're telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you're telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you're telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i'm scared of you
bandcamp: https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice
spotify/apple mu...
omg I clicked onto a mr beast video on bilibili and half the top comments are complaining about the editing style
There's still hope in this world
well this certainly is gonna mess up my youtube recommendations for a few weeks
You are welcome


good morning
👋
mate it's 7 pm
hey bim
7:30, actually
how's life
19:30 here

good
had a decent day at work today
did some doom, watching some stuff
and tomorrow i'm gonna go vote and enjoy some brand spanking new mission impossible in cinema
vip seats and all
[Mission Impossible Theme Song (Flute Cover)] 3 mins cover.
Give a like and be sub pls :)
hbu @tall owl ?
there we go
we saw everything
lmao
glad i never had to do this sort of thing
i just realised mission impossible 2 had music from hans zimmer, metallica and limp bizkit
from what i understand about eggnog, it has eggs
oat milk is pretty tasteless from what i remember its just a neutral vegan alternative for milk
Same
But I tasted soy milk and it was pretty fire
i dont think people drink it straight up i think its just for stuff like coffee or smoothies
I legitimately don’t get the coffee hype ether
But soy milk looks a bit sus
This is how I actually felt drinking coffee for the one and only time
I felt like I was burning
i dont really like warm drinks in general anymore which is funny because i was a tea fanatic like a year ago
yeah some people drink coffee for the caffeine i had decaf because my mom got it and didnt like it so she handed it over to me
I don’t like room temperature drinks
Warm or cold, room temperature is too boring
And ice is amazing
yeah i basically just put vanilla in my smoothie
hmm for me, soy milk has always been neutral while oat milk has a certain taste. Usually eat oats with oat milk, like a vegan oyakodon
oat milk is pretty nice straight up. very close to milk
loving all this conversation AD generated about plant based milks
personally I like soy, oat, almond, and faba bean milk. I'm not sure if I've tried pea milk before
I haaaaate hemp milk with a passion it tastes like burnt toast
I just don't like cow's milk and heard it's better for the environment than almond
And hate soy milk for some reason
it's on the list of random food I started hating for no reason in my early teens
I have to drink lactose intolerant milk anyway
I also kinda get it cause of my pretty bad acid reflux
Yeah mine is just a taste thing
I'm ok with stuff like yogurt and ice cream but not milk on its own
Yeah three more reasons why it’s the worst in the series

Also - mornin

Good morbing
It’s morbin’ time😼
my elitist ass cannot pretend Take a look around isnt a banger
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this is what my brain envisions when i see people talk about american culture
Chicago Bulls Introduction during Game 6 of the 1997 NBA Finals at the United Center in Chicago, after Michael Jordan's flu-ridden miraculous performance in Game 5 in Utah.
or this
not to be all marvel is back but marvel might he back thunderbolts was Good
@dry stratus does this statement apply to australians also
LOL absolutely it does yes. our favoured source of amerian culture is in fact wwe
i mean
rhea ripley is australian
she's like the biggest female wrestler right?
she totally united everyone regardless of gender into fangirling for her lmao
😔 rip aew fans
toni storm is also australian………….. (i’m in love with her)
will can attest i’ve been toni storm’s #1 fan for years
okay to be fair i did recently discover a northern american styled sports bar in a laneway super close to my work that shows aew
oh huh!!
(northern american because it's a mix of sports popular within canada and the US, which is nice)
fascinating
helps that toni is bisexual, and here, and queer
yes!!!!!!
she arguably is right now, but just a few years back it was sasha banks lmao
also son lux may be my favorite movie composer now sorry micheal giacchino its over for you
also actual action!! with Choreography!! there were only 10 cuts per fight scene instead of 50 we’re winning tbh
and like. Production value
ok don’t mean to derail this but thunderbolts was really good
ok i cannot find the toni trans flag image 😔😔 id put it here if i could
yeah that makes sense
my favorite letterboxd review so far is “when did we let a24 make marvel movies”
i didnt want to drink tonight but i remembered that Ennio Morricone hasnt been alive since 2020
Are we gonna get a guild tag eventually?
Folks
The time of final reckoning has come
[Mission Impossible Theme Song (Flute Cover)] 3 mins cover.
Give a like and be sub pls :)
I will be back in 3 hours
Probably pumped as hell
So get ready for me posting a lotta stuff about a movie series no one here cares about 
dude
i forgot how good The Who were
i used to listen to them so much when I was like, 12
specifically the entirety of Who's Next
aaaaaaaand i'm back
and BOI do i have things to say about this movie
and not many of those things are positive, sadly
which one
mission impossible: final reckoning
oh it already came out, is that the one where he had to give up everything or sum
i don't get what you mean
the one where there was 2 keys in the trailer and it was super action packed
yeah that could be either dead reckoning or final reckoning 
it's two movies about the same thing
both of them three hours long
six hours in total
god what the f-
okay - before i get too negative i'll just say this:
we've been spoiled
because final reckoning isn't a bad movie - not at all
it's great!
but it coexists alongside some of the best action movies out there and completely just pales in comparison to the absolute peak of the series that was MI: Fallout
so romania just had their elections
im so damn reliefed the anti EU far right candidate lost
yes
we're still waiting for our results here
good luck poland
I’ll be seeing the new mission impossible this weekend
ayyyyy
have fun 
if you're looking for some cool action, crazy stunts and pretty cinematography - you're gonna have a good time
if you're looking for a fun spy plot that will keep you guessing till the end - look elsewhere 
"I need to be less flipphobic" - me, 2025
so happy for you!! and the people of romania as a whole
but that candidate is people of romania
so i did some thonking
maybe i was too rough on final reckoning
it's not a bad movie and there's a lot of signs pointing at the fact that this might be the last one of this kind
the mostly practical, minimal cgi, massive, dangerous stunt showcase
Fun fact in the eve of the elections the price of 1 euro skyrocketed and now its going down
soooo THANK GOD
no coping!!!
say it with your chest
alright
- slams desk *
wtf happened to ilsa faust!?
they didn't even mention her
not once
in terms of writing - this might be the low point of the series
in terms of action - it's one of the best
someone out there, in the deepest reaches of time and space
exists a planet, a timeline
where both dead reckoning and final reckoning are combined into one killer ending for the series
that thing could be even over 3 hours and i'd be fine with it
hell yeah!!
seriously though - wtf happened to pacing in movies?
why does it feel like every movie i go to the cinema for now takes half a goddamn day
me in beau is afraid
wot
long ari aster movie
how long?
uh 3 hours or so
close to the finale where beau discovers that his father is a monster in the shape of a giant penor a woman in the audience sighed loudly „how much longer will this last“
I believe you tidb
im not even joking
watching it made me think ‚man i have issues but at least i dont have these issues‘
And thank you miko. You‘re the only person i can trust in this world
i hated midsommar
then i watched huhhh the other one and it was crazy
it definitely had a bigger impact on me than midsommar it made me cry pretty early on and also had me call my mom when the movie was over LOL anyway i have no interest in watching any of his other movies
i watched mickey 17 yesterday tho and it was really something
Have a funny story about Midsommar
Was in an empty cafe, hung out before going home so I started watching Midsommar. I got to a scene where a couple was... wrestling so to speak when the owner's child just came back from school, ran to me asking "what are you watching? can I watch too?"
never whipped out excel so fast in my life
I wanna watch excel
no idea what midsommar is but thats SO funny
Real
it's a wonderful movie, you should watch it!
Uh prepare to be very disturbed
If I’m thinking of the right movie
I’ve finally realized that I say brainrot terms to stim
its okay i say many brainrot things
I’ve been doing the same
Mainly that stupid “NOOOOO… my HOUTSPOOT” meme
The way he says it makes me laugh so much
Hot Dog Taco Hamburger
I forgot to mention that she did that TWICE. The second time she almost caught me red-handed.
"You WERE watching something!"
"I mean, yes, I was watching my excel calculations."

You have excel calculations for your coffee?
this was in my uni days, so it was engineering stuff
i‘m stuff
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oooh sweet
I'll have to talk to the tattoo artist to see if they've had a gander at Hades 2 (and therefore if I can get a Hades 2 tattoo in the future lmao)
It's in the shape of a butterfly lol! Very excited for it
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oh pictures needed for sure!!
I might link it in this chat, I don't think it qualifies as self-promo lmao
sounds interesting and cool!
ohh i feel like ive seen something similar before, did you commission the tatt specifically or is it someone who posted it before and give you permission to use it?
It's a flash design, pre-designed by the tattoo artist themselves! Same tattoo artist who did my Nyx Hades tattoo
woahh okay i would love to see it :D
aaawww look at that dög 
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