#h2-victory-boasting
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oh yeah and it costs 25 mana right?
Yeah you need a good gain to keep up with it
idk why they call it magick in this game when every other game in the universe just say mana
Cause they can
is this their attempt at being original or something?
It's not like other places don't exist that call it magick
Magick is typically the way it's called in occult and witchcraft areas
''magick'' sounds rough like how you say hospital in german
So it makes sense
free armor kinda op
Mana is a modernized term if I'm correct largely started by fantasy literature
Magick is an older term if I'm correct
Run is cooked due to never getting a single mid shop, getting aetos, natural athena and charybdis but hey at least the damage is cool
Absolutely insane blunder lol
Lol next run I get room 1 p-array and unseen ire
AND I GET GOD DAMN CHARYBDIS TWICE IN A ROW
Garbage run due to getting charybdis and leaving thessaly at 4:14 but we stuck with it cause nearly god build
I got the genuine worst thessaly possible
2,trial,fountain,charybdis,3,3,charon
Still getting a sub-7:30 with some of the worst encounter RNG possible is funny
what does this quest sign mean? romance quest?
It means you unlock a prophecy
You get a signed page of the old testament/s
It fulfills a prophecy
Whoo
There's absolutely no reason to not run time 3
Counterpoint: pettiness is a good reason. I refuse to elaborate
Understandable have a nice day
Barely lost the sub-6 because tail went left. This was with pretty bad encounter and shop RNG. Charybdis, no thessaly or olympus mid-shops, aetos, and tail.
But we got the sub-40 typhon kill thanks to a clutch twilight curse at end shop
i dont like this darn skull weapon
its so ridiculously OP, takes the fun out of the game
and everyone else is using it, i feel like a shameless meta slave if i use it too
look at the last 20+ videos posted here
its all skulls
aspect of supay is a torch aspect
aspect of nyx is a coat aspect
if you feel that way idk what I can say to change your mind, but obviously just use whatever's fun
like no one's forcing you to play medea
all hades gameplay ive seen in the server has been with skulls, and the fight just instantly over no real gameplay that doesnt seem very fun
that's your own fault
just play the game and have fun, doesn't seem hard to me
up the fear level if it's too easy
like if someone's speedrunning the game, why does that make you think it's not fun for them?
im fighting bosses fair and square using my own builds that don't abuse poorly balanced weapon mechanics to delete the boss in 0.4 seconds
all right man
The game is very well balanced, you can break the game with any aspect
im not saying they're not allowed to enjoy that or anything no
im just criticizing their gameplay xD
I have a 24 secondd chronos kill on mel axe 💀
yeah i upped fear from 6 to 17 now
the people optimising their builds to kill bosses fast are very good at the game
What is this horrific music 😭
idk why you're criticising them at all
Why?
especially since speedrunning to that level is far more challenging than 17F
We could start critising your gameplay if you wnat
people been doing that already ever since i joined, they trashtalked the weapon i annihilated the entire game with, saying its a trash weapon. and criticized me for not using all the damage cards on the arcana board as well
tbf you're holding yourself back by not running the damage cards
unlock and run those cards asap
thats why
that's a non-reason
i like skulls myself but not the ''speedrunners'' use them
skulls are hella fun with a machine gun build
guy discovers personal opinion, more at 6
get the hammer that automatically returns skulls combined with the hammer that adds 2 skulls, with poseidon attack and support fire and zeus chain lightning prime
You can't criticise people for playing optimally and then get annoyed when they criticise u for not doing that
I've seen your gameplay, you didn't annihilate anything
Worst skull hammer btw, special auto retrieves skulls
Messes with pickup and reduces how fast you can fire them
eh it's a great beginner hammer but other than that
yeah kinda sucks if u know how to play skull well
see this is why im critisizing your gameplay
to you, a clear with a cool build like this is considered weak because you're used to hacks levels of damage with the broken skull build killing the boss in a fraction of a second
I'm used to being good at the game
I wouldn't call this a strong build either
If you wanna play the game like that then go have fun, but don't act like you're superior to everyone else because of it
im not superior to anyone i only have 7 hours in the game
Might boot up the game and try for sub 5 again
Any speedrun meta changes recently
im decent at the game too, i beat fear 17 today but with a balanced coat build, not with that cheatlike skull build, beating even the highest fear level with such a busted purely overpowered build shouldnt count imo, takes all the skill out of the game
but thats just my own personal opinion @rocky steppe
hope u don't get a faster time than me 
I'm def not the person to be asking haha
do what makes your heart sing and don’t kink shame people
WIth this attitude, i'm not going to consider you good until you beat 62, if it's just that easy
Set a good speedrun time while you're at it
I beat 45 with p array im bad
And do 40f on every aspeect surface and uw
I did do this does this mean I’m ok now
45 even
Yes, my goat
everybody ur goat these days

God forbid a woman hypes up the homies
Should I stream some runs in the speedcord?
probably but i won't be there since i got school
I need to derust anyway
I didn't do that cause I don't hate myself enough to play selene anymore even on lower fears
calm down im only 7 hours in, most people with my playtime haven't even beaten Chronos for the first time yet :(
I’ve been doing speeds I’ve lost my rivals 4 skill entirely
At that pace you’ll have a 62 by next week
impress us
You haven't done anything particularly hard either way 🤷♀️
Real
I'll try, but no promises idk what im doing yet, my builds are trash as u can see in the vids
I did do mono god 40f surface with all 9 core boon gods
(ares was carried by triads idc it counted)
You couldn't lol
yeah im just kidding, i wont do it
I promise you, you are underestimating the difficulty
I didn't even do it with the 'broken skull build'
I got here mid discussion what are we talking about?
yeah playing without arcana cards alone would massively spike up the difficulty, and the no healing rule is terrible as well
oml this game is so much better on a good monitor
jeweled pom is OP asf though, i imagine that keepsake significantly boosts winning odds
Yes most high fear runs use it
unless there is a vow that blocks keepsakes as well then 62 is cooked
62 isn't max
That would suck so much thank god it doesn't exist
62 is everything but void, 67 is every vow
yeah stripping mel of her magic the gathering collection multiplies the game difficulty exponentially i can see why people split 62 and 67
I find no/ limited arcana incredibly unfun so I never bothered
There's also 65 which is just judgment pretty much
it sounds like torture
and not even masochistic torture, just torture.
seems like i have beaten pure torture then
Now do it without keepsakes 
Possible but will take a while
You beat 67? Goat

What's the extra 2 fear, Denial?
Shadow I assume
It makes one of the mini bosses in Erebus faster because you don't need to kill the adds
Frenzy + Shadow + Time is 14 innit
Yup
Dangerously close 
When the silk is saved (curse you common Heavy Metal)
"Raki"
champion of elysium% aka zag% pb LETS GO BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i didn't know that zag% was a category
its an unofficial category
Medea?
yes
Strength + Antler 62
now you turn off lovers :3
I'm gonna watch the film and see if I would've lived without Lovers lol probably not though
Against Hecate: lost all 3 resistances to small balls, 18~ damage
Against Scylla: lost 2 resistances to Scylla spikeballs and 1 to Roxy circle, 36~ damage (plus more because the Roxy hit would've broken my armor)
Against Cerberus: lost 2 resistances to lava and 1 to a paw slam but I took it intentionally because I knew I still had resistances so I'm gonna say 0 damage (plus I already had Heroic Nitro Boost at this point)
Against Chronos: lost 0 resistances, many dodges and misses though
So I probably would have actually but that's only in the hypothetical the psychological effect of not having Lovers probably would've done me in
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY DAYSSSSSSSSS
THIS DAMN GAME BRO
I GOT THORN CIRCLE FOR THE THIRD TIME WHILE ON PB PACE
at least its a sub 5 tho
67 run soon. I believe 👀👀👀
Ayy you got it 👏 👏
Scars 3?
No, I'm just quite bad on this battle lmao
is it just me or is great chaos above generally more difficult than below? this run was fine tho
Damn jpom keeps blessing me today, all of these + all the Ares plasma boons including legendary and universal donor
Had a 3 sec Heph rush too
Was rough to get going but just spammed attack + special after a point
IT IS FOR THE NEMESIMPS IN SPEEDCORD

How do I get in the speedcord?
gg. should've played on higher fear tbh
Is it alright if I DM you an invite?
Yeah
ez 50f damageless
Surface is already generally more difficult
Just by design from the enemies having more health, hitting harder and there being more encounters
If you’re gonna do speed you should run frenzy 2 and shadow
Frenzy speeds up enemy spawns and shortens invulnerabilities and shadow causes one of the warden fights, the shadow spiller in Erebus, to be faster
On surface shadow isn’t necessary
Not running frenzy loses you like a minute plus over the course of a run
Hope that helps
I have turned mel into Kayle from League of Legends
No furies or origination 
furies im never gonna use
origination is actually pretty tempting
does the dmg boost from origination affect things like poseidon waves and zeus chain lightning?
Probably Top 3 Arcana cards tbh 👀
Furies is one of the strongest damage buffs in the game, period
im never investing into sea star again, not until i have jeweled pom
And origination is basically essential
i had 100% proc chance sea star this run
barely did anything
even at 98% chance it was failing 
such an L boon
more like rigged
2% fail chance consistently screwing the player over is wild
I mean just being genuinely unlucky isn’t the boons fault
You rolled a very very rare chance
and that’s exactly what it is, a chance
There a much larger chance that doesn’t happen 🤷♂️
I’ve had a 35% sea star hit like 7/11 times in a run
It’s all just chance
I mean it’s a roguelike so the whole thing is already a gambling simulator
but i did not use that weapon D:
Wave strike Anubis is funny
-soup run
-2 seconds slower than pb set with moros
-no gigaros dash
-fig scammed in fields
-midshop x npc offered same time in oceanus
-got several big tart rooms that arent figged
-chose hecuba by accident and didnt use a single omega move
The only reason anyone chooses Hecuba these days 😭
Good soup tho 👌
ty
mutual destruction is kinda ahh
I only chose it because i wanted zeus atk and not ares atk
Yeah ares attack/special is ass for anything other than heinous affront which is just more RNG
I got a sub-6 Anubis using heinous with light smite but it was rough until I got it
especially for soup
% dmg is about as bad as you can get on an aspect that specialises in dealing no dmg
Yeah since even the wounds isn’t worth it since it’s still a fraction of the damage blitz deals
in the perfect world i wouldve had scorch atk blitz special and all the bad rng i listed above not happening
OAttack with blitz isn’t terrible but yeah it’s pretty slow to apply blitz to a room on normal attack
i was enjoying nexus rush
And charging an omega wouldve ruined the satisfaction
So nah
wounds may be bad but grievous blow is at least fun. the red crits are cool XD
It’s the situation where it’s not a bad option IF you have wounds, but the issue is having to have wounds
general grievous with wounds is about equivalent to an epic Apollo tho
True
the henious dream notwithstanding
Grievous is a global multiplicative damage buff
Grievous with HAnus Smite can be pretty disgusting
It’s nothing to scoff at
If you can gather all 5 pieces of Exodia first ofc 👀
Anus Affront 💪
🍑 🍑
success rate makes it even better, like all of ares kit
Well who knows. Tomorrow he might be a changed man 😄
but i only manage to get success rate and ares in the same run like 1 in 40 runs XD
I don’t hate taking ares if my weapon has some secondary ability I rarely use. Or like sometimes for torch special cause the omega makes keeping wounds active very easy
true im really hoping there are balance changes coming, not just bath time with heracles and a few bug fixes
Better or worse…cannot confirm 👀
Most likely the latter
I think a reasonable buff to ares would be making its damage buff able to apply every 2-3 seconds but making the wounds curse last longer than the damage buff refresh time. Like 5-6 seconds
guys if i wanted to do dailies in h2
What would that be
i agree, i much prefer secondary wounds over secondary heph blast most of the time
Or add another vow to make life annoying for the high fear community lol
no keepsake
Rank 1 aspect
No skip room vow
Only 2 (or 1) options per boon vow
I’d still take Heph over ares personally
I think I’ll uninstall if there were no more ally rooms lol
Having a “screw you die” button with heph blast is always nice
They’re sorta the only reason I can survive Erebus 65+ 😭
goes to Arachne’s room and she chucks an onion at you 😭
And having Heph in your pool is a lot of survivability
Zeus Hera Heph trifecta of damage, crowd control and survivability 🙏
true, i just find the cooldown and the hunger for poms kinda annoying to have to think about, and i like ares in general. attack speed and grievous and such is fun. heph survivability is really great though, i do like having him in my pool. but in a possessed array run i would rather just have wounds and grievous rather than heph blast which does 10% of my possessed array damage every 4 seconds
but i know ares isnt really optimal, i just liked him in hades 1 so he got grandfathered in to being one of my faves in hades 2 as well
Well yeah grievous on p-array is obviously gonna be stronger than a heph blast
If you’re doing insane damage with something then it’s always stronger to buff that rather than focus on something else that isn’t doing nearly as much damage
if i were fear pushing i could see heph blast being really useful earlygame damage
i usually like doing lower fear runs where i play super greedy in the early regions to make my typhon fight as stupid as possible
Heph blasts scale late game tbh
Like killing something instantly doesn’t matter much when you’re doing 3x its health in a single hit
It’s when you’re doing 80% of the health of an enemy in region 3 and 4 that matters
i would honestly like blasts more if it was easier to tell when theyre off cooldown. i have bad eyes so i cant see the boons on the left while im fighting through an encounter
I think there’s a sound when they come off cooldown but it’s hard to hear over all the other clanging
If you got like a flash on Melinoe or an icon it would be nice
But like that’s an accessibility issue I guess and not a general audience issue
Doesn’t your arm turn red when it’s ready? that little spark
Which doesn’t help for bad vision tbf
Ah yeah my bad
So OP
im all the way at the final chapter and i STILL dont have the hestia zeus duo boon
rng is fvcking trash i hate this game
i genuinely feel nothing but hatred for this game right now
i need a mod that just removes ash/bone/nectar rooms from the game entirely
Why'd you take dem keepsake then?
freezer burn
i already took zeus and hestia keepsakes in earlier chapters
yeah now that i think about it
if i just didnt have any dem boons
i would've gotten different duo boons than her useless garbage
I'd take plenty of dem boons/duos over the zeus hestia, and looking at your build it wouldnt even do much
the last boon in the whole run, the one right in charon shop right before chronos, gave me one of the boons that i needed for the build
i dont care if thats cheating, if a mod like that exists then please share it...
the fact that material rooms like ash and bones cannot be rerolled into regular rooms is a crime against humanity and the devs responsible for those crappy rules should go to hell
this build is much weaker than the poseidon special @rocky steppe
not only is room clear x300 times faster with the wave AOE's, but bosses also just melt faster for some reason
31 minutes 💀 💀 💀 💀
If they didn't exist then you would get too strong too quickly, you can cast incantations that give extra rewards when you pick up the minor room rewards
Tf is this mod lmao
this is just overkill
Straight up cheating and still buns 
EXACTLY
my luck so bad even mods aint helping 
imagine having a mod that doubles boon options and STILL getting rekt by RNG
thats the kind of luck i have to live with
didnt even get the chain lightning boon from zeus the whole run
do you even understand how bad your luck has to be if even cheats cant save you?
Poseidon build was much easier and better, and doesnt need rng manipulation mods
27 minutes is not better
Part luck, part making bad decisions ingame
but it was much easier
build comes online with practically just 1 boon
from there you just stack on-hit effects
zeus chain lightning, artemis support fire if you find her
get the 5 wind infusion that makes everything do 50 dmg minimum
and watch enemies evaporate even with max defensive vows
Resource dump
You can make it 31 with Time 1
You get 36 minutes with that
Basically free Fear
Dem loves air quality tho, the dash and arctic gale go hard on it
I feel a right to laugh now because they cheat and still put down a 30+ minute run
It’s like the 5 million rush damage guy that was still doing 17 minutes on any fear or something
No Arc Flash with Persephone and Zeus on Special 
Finally got the ideal heinous affront build
Still almost died at the end just because I was being so reckless
sub 1 min typhon
I forgot the icons is that psychic whirlwind and seething marauder for the Daedalus hammers?
uuh 15% faster and atk channel allows movement
psychic
Basically fundamental to fast kills with the axes
It’s a fun weapon. Thanatos is really fun to go lawnmower mode on with psychic with the 20% crit chance
Or the hidden axe aspect once you unlock it
採用パートナー募集:最高のビジネスチャンス
私と共に未来を創造できる、スキルを持った人材を探しています。
応募資格:日本在住の方のみ
以下のような方に最適です:
副収入をお探しの方
柔軟なリモートワークの機会をお探しの方
経験を積みたいキャリア初期の方
後悔はさせません。
給与は応相談
?
50f nergal the sequel
<@&456908176877551658> This is a scam, just not in english (I can read a tiny bit of japanese apparently)
That's japanese blud
Though I guess the kanji keeps some meaning so you may have gotten some keywords?
Gotta get the Dirt Monster to interpret lol
I can at least 100% get the Katakana 
Plasma making me slippery nearly made me choke vs Chronos (also lost a DD in Tart to a Clanger Thug), Hidden Helix Sworn Flourish let me ignore the attack a lot
I heard you like Plasma on Moros @sour widget
Special spam Moros omg
Yeah I played it like I did Mel Flames most of the time lol
But when I got Furious Blaze + Grisly Gain it let me use the attack while being semi-safe which I need lol
The small army in question

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We are looking for skilled individuals who can help us create the future together.
Eligibility: Residents of Japan only
Ideal for those who:
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You won't regret it.
Salary negotiable
@neat jewel I was right at least
BUSINESS CHANSU

もしこれが日本居住者限定だというなら、なぜ英語で書かれているのですか?
採用パートナー募集:最高のビジネスチャンス
私と共に未来を創造できる、スキルを持った人材を探しています。
応募資格:日本在住の方のみ
以下のような方に最適です:
副収入をお探しの方
柔軟なリモートワークの機会をお探しの方
経験を積みたいキャリア初期の方
後悔はさせません。
給与は応相談
hello everynyan
I'm likely the only one who understands Japanese here >.<
このサーバーは宣伝用ではありません。
ダートモンスターが来た!
はい
@analog oasis 本当に嬉しいです。これからは楽しくお話ししましょう。
でも、今はアメリカに住んでいます。
umm...
Some nice simple sentences that I can actually read here lol
日本語を学ぶことありますか?
はい、学んだというよりは、私も日本人ですが、マレーシアに住んでいます。.
では、あなたには日本人の友達がいないのですか?いつアメリカに行きましたか?
こちらこそ。
5歳の頃からここマレーシアに住んでいるので、日本語はあまり話せません
私の恋人は日本人です。2017年にアメリカに来ました。
日本からアメリカに移住しました。
ちょっと待って、DMで話しましょう。
@neat jewel what's even happening in Vic Boasting nowadays?
@analog oasis
DMで話してみませんか?
More like polyglot-boasting am I right
気にしない
Guess so
What are they saying to you?
They were asking if I was Japanese and had Japanese friends and wanna dm me now after being delighted another Japanese person was here. They themselves are Japanese, so I get it.
They also live in Malaysia
Ah ok
gave backstory for no reason
Pretty much
@analog oasis
hi,
実際、どれくらい英語を話せますか?
上手ではありませんが、ある程度はできます。
なるほど!
I wonder if they play Hades 2
Now asking about my hometown in dms
#h2-job-interviews
holy personal
What?
its just a reaction image
i personally know people who are like this
and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
They don't like games. They just joined to find other Japanese people
Thats what I'm trying to find out
My favorite japanese game, Hades 2.
Yeah soooo Sugoiii
alternate timeline real???
okay so
This guy is weird
believe it or not this channel is for posting victory screenshots and not seeking web development jobs
so i banned this guy
I know. He was seeking to post IT jobs and it was getting odd. Thank you
There goes my grand entreperneurial idea
sorry you have to find out this way…

i did see a moderator ping way up, but i couldn’t find it so again if there’s someone posting odd scan stuff like that or being weird in dms please ping mods or use modmail so we can see it!
also, for moderation purposes the server is english only
yeah it was the same guy dw
“do you listen my explain” is definitely going to wriggle into my vocabulary though
Yeah lol
I blocked him because he told me his parents both died sometime last year and wanted my SS info.
reasonable and topical demand, of course
Nah. I'm kinda worried he may be hacking people
please, the three numbers on the back of the credit card is what my parents last wish would have been…
anyway let’s move on from this and back to victory screenshots 
Affirmative
my fastest run going up I think
Got my 2nd statue yesterday after having put the game down for awhile. The surface build ended up being actually insane 😂 sea star gets a funny highlight because I kept getting bonus health. Aphro's legendary absolutely destroyed everything.
I'm not very good so this was quite a challenge for me
First try clear of the new mode
Honestly easier than a normal run, especially with rivals 4
👁️👁️
Have you tried it yet?
Going to go try it now.
Good luck, it's quite fun
Bottom left of the weapons area
ah ok, seems like i havent unlocked it yet, my fault for delaying waking up hypnos for so long
I just got pulled into the new mode
My first Dream Dive
That's a fun mode
Woah what I need to get on the damn game
Ok, Grisly Gain feels pretty good now imo, also Profuse Bleeding is pretty fun
this was supposed to be a speedrun attempt but i got majorly screwed, but hey! falling blades!
Was playing hyper-casual but I like the ares changes
The Dive was rude but fun.
Only a matter of time until a 67 is done
And we all know that 67F is going to be with Mel's Staff 
62F Dream dive with Soup 🍲
looking forward to the first dream dive scam (normal path order)
Is this in a Dream Dive?
Yee
Rivals 4 Chronos beaten on 67 for first region fml
I believe I've seen people mention that the NPC stuff gets buffed if they show up in later regions than they normally would
Took Crimson dress and got White Antler Cheirloomed. Did disgusting damage
So cool
I took the Medea thing that does 25% damage per DD taken. Crazy
I might have been able to just phase Polyphemus and then stand still 😂
My first dream dive, got fairly tanky but suffered in the damage department because I couldn't find a decent attack/special boon. Ended getting the hera special very late into run. Funny to see Chaos on the "most damaged suffered" category.
i think seismic might be bugged (correction, it is not)
I don't think I've ever seen knuckle bones make it to the leaderboard lmao
HAHA, YES!
r2 hecate got hands (1/24)
Aspect of ||Hel|| this patch be like:
Was Sword Ring also fixed with Circe?
I didn't have winner's circle so I couldn't really tell
Regardless it was probably the worst 65 run I've ever done lol
all together again, also new grisly gain LEGIT good (2/24)
third boss scaling, probably
Profuse Bleeding on damage board
Hel buff is MASSIVE
Lavender dress alone is enough to get a per-burst helheim
This was semi-casual
And still instantly a hel PB
Damn it clip keeps breaking cause steam record
hey I was watching that
This is far harder than normal routes...
Goddamm
This is all without weed killer, % attack or exceptional talent
Like that's ABSURD
But forces you to hold onto lavender
Please re-nerf Hel
NO
I take back absolutely everything. Hel is so ridiculously fun now. Fav Skull aspect now? 😱
I'm glad they buffed the goat.
hel is GOOD (unironic)
I like how you can just crank out 62s like there's no issue
Red made it look fun on stream so I just copied lol
Taking a zone 3 god keepsake cause howling soul pissed me off
So is the new mode just randomized zones??
Yeah
Thats really cool, cant wait for a 67 clear of it
I got my ass handed to me at 62
Erebus into oceanus into olympus lets go
Pls no 😭
I tried 67 and r2 was Tartarus 💀
I died to timeout
Thanks Hypnos
It was Erebus and then Tartarus
67 Erebus is fair enough but straight to Tart? Death sentence
Damn
Yeah 67 for it seems abysmal
isn't Tartarus pretty short
Yeah but gramps
Thats the issue, and in tart bad fangs on the hourglasses will kill you
isn't he scaled down a lot though
Still a hard fight for 67
No arcana so no mistakes on a boss that can just checkmate you
makes sense yeah
yeah
tbh typhon
Maybe best case is like ephyra -> oceanus -> fields -> summit/tart
Thessaly is just too barren, and does menace give you like normal route next area enemies or next in the generated route
it's entirely possible you get neither tartarus nor summit, I got neither
Yeah but doing olympus at all stinks, maybe erebus last then since atp everything would die and hecate is moot
yeah it's crazy how long olympus is
hecate's projectile spam is annoying, I feel like prom would be easier
Genuinley 67 dream dive is probably r1 ephyra rerolling
No olympus could just kill you, hecate is scripted if youre strong enough
Id rather deal with a kinda obnoxious boss with a free region than an actually tough boss with a super hard region
frenzy satyrs are no joke I guess
Olympus with bad waves, bad fangs, or skip scams and you might just lose on the spot especially since 67 so the assumption is antler
Im talking more about rooms of 8 fangs auto watchers with harpies making half the arena a death zone
As much as 67 dream dive seems cool I doubt many of the top runners will have the patience
Half of the reason uw and surface 67 get done is that its consistent, having to hope you dodge olympus, thessaly, and early erebus just seems rough
that one wasn't bad at all, I was intimidated by it at first, so asked here and a bunch of people completed it in half of the time given, so I tried myself and it was indeed easy
you're probably playing the coat wrong
probably, i'm a very casual player. i have a terrible time going against the clock
hel omega atk GOOD
a lil upset cuz chaos talent made it harder to get heartthrobs out
but it's like fine helheim GOOD
I do think ill hard grind 67 again the weapon changes seem fun
Fs gonna get 67 circe, and maybe ill gun for a 67 hel too
And I 100% wanna do a dream dive 62 at least
huge
ye the dream dives r cool
First dream clear
Ephyra erebus thessaly field trust
@thorn wolf @severe belfry look at his HP
shredded in 7 seconds while he's being healed 
absolute gun
i did not get air quality or artemis support fire unfortunately
didnt even get a second hammer
build could've been waaaaaaaay stronger
Probably the best layout
I saw people say you couldn't get an Ephyra start, is that true?
Oh please
They screwed us over on this one
Person who said that also said Fields start was impossible according to code but I've seen Fields starts in victory screens and streams
Thanks for not answering my question google
I have gotten Fields too, aye
starting with chronos ending with typhon… and epyhra to help finish my arterial spray build… gods
Deus Ex Machina looks kinda sick as a boon ngl
I haven’t played in months so I turned it on for funsies, it does look cool
Was gonna say. Did Hel get a name change as well as a new weapon Aspect?
Lol yeah I went to grab my screenshot from the speedcord and Carrot had posted a run
So I thought mine was still at the bottom
I got one my first run lol
Same. I wonder if thats scripted
same
Yeah I got fields start first run
Starting to thing fields start is scripted
First run was fields erebus thessaly ephyra
it is noticeable how high fear dream is extremely difficult for tart start cuz u literally are not finding any boons there
Selene is like, okay in the middle of a run but not first thing
That was my first dream dive
Ik people are gonna be crashing out over speedruns and fear due to the rng
for sure
What would be the best possible regions
Yeah cause you just outright lose if you get summit or tart region 1 or 2
or olympus
Erebus, ephrya, oceanus, tartarus?
i think ephyra or fields
My first dream dive
maybe thessaly if u just hit boons somehow
Tart would be slow. Best end boss is probably Poly
Yeah ok
Poly end boss easily is fastest since he's easy as hell already with lovers and he isn't speed scaled like Hecate
Dream Dive seems like a free 67 if you get Ephyra, Erebus, Thessaly, and Fields
This is East's clip but the hecate speed scaling is insane
oh they ARE speed scaled! dude I was crashing out at region4 scylla
Yeah and on top of that the health scaling is wrong
Getting any region in the place it’s normally at actually has the enemies with 25% more health than normally
Who got this unfortunate thing?
So with grit 3 that’s 1.833x health if it stacks with grit
I said it’s east’s clip
Ah
IF IT STACKS WITH GRIT THE ENEMIES GET NEAR DOUBLE HEALTH OF WHAT THEY NORMALLY WOULD
WTF
max grit typhon 
Double health rivals Typhon wtf
SGG please fix the scaling
“I love 183k health typhon”
If it’s multiplicative scaling and not additive
But even if it’s additive that’s still a 55% health increase with grit 3
This is why that took forever
lol yea wait double hp typhon is stupid
Somebody needs to play the game with the damage meter and check the actual health values
it's 65k pre-grit right
mm yes 169k typhon with grit + region 4 dream
(at least that's what i got multiplying 1.3 with 2)
oh i thought typhon didn't scale from normal to rivals
I might just be thinking of grit 3 idk
maybe i'm misrembering
So max grit normally would be 130k
65,000 (Phases 1-4)
12,500 (Phase 1)
15,000 (Phase 2)
12,500 (Phase 3)
25,000 (Phase 4)
10,000 (Rivals Phase)
i'm like fairly confident rivals doesn't scale that hard but i should double check
this game must hate me or something
yeah F this i need the mod that rerolls hammers
there is no one in the entire hades playerbase with luck worse than mine
iirc it is just one boolean value
? those are good hammers
tru
ALL hammers are good
but im not doing a special build
thats such a dumb arguement, saying ''those are good hammers''
like bad hammers even exist
hold on there are definitely bad hammers
sudden flurry is straight up bugged to not work
maybe 1 or 2 in the whole game yeah
doesn't matter, just pick one. it doesn't brick your build in any way
Melting shredder is so good what
Dash attack -> tap special is what you should be doing anyway
I'm picking this lol 
not playing without a hammer this run
you're joking
Holy skill issue
I will only justify resetting if its 65+
I mean they aren’t psychic, dashing or seething so who needs them
holding R when rng bricks the run is common behaviour in games like binding of isaac
Rng will never brick a run until its 65f+
why should i play without a hammer, i got a hammer right at the start of the run and it was a complete dud
you know that you can get more than one hammer per run?
I think they’re just arguing that unless you’re playing for speed or trying to hunt a specific build then you can use basically anything at mid fear
"Play without a hammer" and melting shredder and the double spec are right there
Melting shredder with hera clears rooms, and double Ospec is super strong inherently
Yeah, especially with Fates Whim
I mean, which axe are they using
But I get the point yeah those aren’t “okay reset” hammers
it'd be so funny if it was charon
But like resetting runs if you’re not going for speed or high fear is just gonna make your life miserable
All of em love those hammers, mel is super flexible and melting shredder works perfect, Ospec than is a real thing, and charon is charon
Yeah I guess I’m more just clowning cause they post their modded RNG-fixed runs all the time
I keep forgetting Than Axe exists 
Hammer rerolls, the one that gives you 6 boons per boon
Holy skill issue what
Yeahhhhh
I mean if that’s their motivation to play the game 🤷♂️ but like just don’t go posting runs in Vic boasting if you’re modding the game to fix RNG
6 choices per boon? no way
They also just refuse to use origination or furies
Huh????
Every clip I see they have like one or two core boons
yeah, truly fascinating
They have a clip near where that forwarded message was

difference is metal is just ragebaiting and trolling
this, this is different
Bro 💀
Yeah of course it gave it to them, they have half the gods options on screen
Bro would lose their mind at any mildly high fear number
What is this? A Pikachu with an extra chromosome?
it's the crying emoji
If you play a game, play it honestly.
I’ll stop cause it’s becoming bullying and I shouldn’t do that
Oh yeah that guy
do they not like artificer
Or at least he knows what the meta is he just chooses to ignore it
I mean I said I have no issue with modding a game but go to the MODDING SERVER
Im fine with run scripting if it means funny runs that would probably never happen but rigging rng and complaining constantly is dubious work
I posted ONE modded thing here to be funny cause I was doing an endless run and it was stupid
Not cause I mask my modded runs amongst stuff that could be mistaken for real
Or say obviously cheated runs were legit.
what
Medea already has stupid high damage so no cheating needed
wait until bro finds out about antler
Heinous Affront is fun
Oh wait bro doesnt use orig or furies no wonder they think its cheating
Antler is an instawin
I love antler im genuinley so excited for 67 and 67 practice when I get home
Yeah watch the Typhon clip above this message
This one
Click it and basically run has already ended before the last region started
tbf that dps stats mod looks kinda cool
I do use the damage meter on casual runs and that’s literally the only mod I touch
Bro just held attack and never pressed Ospec on moros 🥀
No wonder they said rivals cerb counter is bs
That’s Mel torch
FINALLY THESE ENEMIES GOT EXTRA HP
em4 Hecate isn’t messing around
She's a zoomer cracked out on Red-40 and Zyns they stole from their dad
blood and darkness, man
and typhon was the grass
Aspect of Hel special might just be the best Hitch conduit in the game
It is pretty free hitch on special
its guaranteed to hit everything on the map, applying hitch to the entire room and trasferring a portion of all dmg an enemy takes to all other enemies
there is something seriously wrong with this game
Skill issue
Real and true
Uhhhh I think apollo and hera have some?? Although fishing for air quality isnt crazy valuable if thats the idea
air quality would multiply my DPS exponentially
not furies, orig and strength yes
Not worth it here tbh
Why no furies
because i dont like using casts
Its a free 30% global for something youre already doing
and always forget they even exist
to me casts are too risky to use to be worth it
What
Safest move in the game btw
positioning them close enough for the boss to be inside literally always makes me get hurt
You dont have to omega it
Then youre playing wayyy to risky 😭
They also dont have to be point blank its a circle for a reason
i think zeus and hestia have boons that let me use cast like a ranged ability though
who knows might start using casts in the future
If you want to actually be good then yes
Yeah youre losing a whole curse applicator, damage output, crowd control, and damage buffer thats literally has iframes if you use messenger to cast
If you plan on pushing high fear one of the first things we'll say is cast should be down 100% of the time
if youre still taking suggetstions then aphrodite, maybe?
secret crush and wispy wiles are nice
Ohh yeah she does too, kinda stinks on hel though
Unless its an Oattack setup in which ig shes a solid choice
Today I have learned the power of Hitch
I don't really want to use casts
i tried making cast builds early game, didnt go so well for me
then i just forgot they exist
i sometimes take apollo magick and keep running out of magick with it because i forget to use casts
i sort of hate the fact that the furies card exists because now i have an actual reason to use casts and still dont want to
Dawg
Just press cast bro its the easiest thing to use 😭
Thats not an issue with the cast thats you refusing to learn to use it
Did you just ignore boiling blood in h1?? That was also just free damage for pressing 1 button on occasion
Ohh first of the new mode
Even without a boon, it pins enemies. Not using that crowd control tool is... A choice
i think i would've used casts more often if the settings actually let us assign multiple keybinds to the same button
because then id just put it on attack xd
Yeah theres a reason you cant do that
i feel like this game actively tries to fight everything that is fun about video games
no hammer rerolls, no savescumming, no keybind macros
might as well strip us of freedom of speech while they're at it
"No savescumming" 😭 god forbid you have to play the game
Like oh no theres rng and skill expression in my roguelike??
savescumming is a stable feature in all other roguelikes i play
its literally a whole thing in mewgenics with steven punishing you if you do it too much
How bad at videogames do you have to be where you need savescums for everything
this game tries to stand out too much but it ends up being inconvenient
And macros
Yeah this isnt Isaac or mewgenics which are much more rng dependant and variant games
i dont NEED it
i can still win with an imperfect build with ease but its just for fun
Have you ever played a rogue that isnt Isaac or mewgenics
Mid games too, way overhyped
Like gungeon, have a nice death, dead cells, darkest dungeon
all of them
All uninstalled btw
ror2 is gas tho
because i finished them
i get bored of a game after wiping the floor with its final boss ~20 times
And i'm sure you did it all legitimatly and did all achievments for all of them
no i have a life unfortunately cant platinum 70+ roguelikes but i did do all builds with the help of save scumming
sometimes i feel like you're allergic to fun @rocky steppe
There's a difference between fun and saying a game is trying to hard or isn't designed well when youre explicitly wanting to ignore the fundamentals of a game in the genre
What he said
the game was designed very well
it just lacks many of the QoL features that most roguelikes have ig?
I wouldnt call savescumming and macro binding QoL, savescumming is something that is natural with the system that fundamentally has almost zero solution and generally is very frowned upon, and macro bindings fundamentally change a game to where you need to design around macros otherwise everything breaks
and it also lacks in balance, some weapons are objectively stronger than others, some keepsakes insanely OP some utterly useless etc
The balance is barely felt until 62f+ as long as you vaugly know what you're doing
The balance is really good lmfao
Yeah almost every weapon has done 67f, every knife has too on both routes iirc which is seen as the worst weapon
The vacuum attack on chronos sucks but new PB
Lost the 5:30 to terrible tart encounter RNG nothing but goldwraiths
Forgot to include the 28% omega speed from chaos
If you're using omega attack on hel it's solid
This is way worse than it sounds fyi
yeah its like, 30 dmg 5 times a second 
It's not great but it's fineeee
So uhh, I just got back from playing Hel for 2 hours an I can confirm, after this update, Hel is one of my favorite aspects and it’s so fricking peak. And VERY strong.
only as often as you attack
Does your weapon hit 5 times per second?
And only for any magick you restore
You have to actually spend that much magick
It doesn't work if your magick is full
IKRRRR so extremely fun with poseidon atk
crazy
Queen/king of soup
Why’d you say it’s “clunky to play then”?
Poseidon attack is the old meta but now it's probably gonna be apollo or hera with helheim charge hammer
yes
No lmfao
it barely does with valk
With some attack speed buff maybe
Well so I can check literally right now what the fire rate is
Valkyrie lasts 3 seconds and I can time the number of shots during valkyrie
about 650 damage in 3 seconds at 34 damage per hit
That is th most contradicting sentence I’ve ever seen in my life 😭.
So about 6.5 shots per second
The thing that stops enemy movement and goes 30% global damage with a chap arcana card is unsafe???
Casts are literally FUNDAMENTAL TO THE GAME DESIGN
There are enemies entirely designed around using your cast
Shoutout wailers and fish
Fish, Boozers, Dracons, Horrors, wastrels, wailers, whispers
droplets, harpies
seeswords, cutthroats
Like nearly half the enemies in the game are DESIGNED to be easier to kill with the help of casts
Not just that it CAN help but that their movement is designed to sidestep or bum rush you if you don't use casts to hold them in place
ABC
Always be castin'
Also mourners, blood shades, whispers, wet whispers, thugs, satyrs, wastrels, stalkers, boulders, and literally every single enemy that moves.
Yeah I didn't even get close to naming everything
I honestly forget about fields sometimes
I'm surface-rotted
And this is only for underworld
Cutthroats and harpies are literally designed to IGNORE HIT STUN and side step attacks
It is coded into their design to just say "Screw you" if you don't cast
Oh btw are you finally back on the H2 grind? @worldly moat
Yeah but I hate wailers and fish especially
Cutthroats and harpies are the banes of my existence
Fr
Starting tonight after the obligatory valorant with my duo 🥀
Peak
The circe uw 67 will happen
YES
And i wanna gun for dream dive 62f
THATS THE SPIRIT
Oh yea, did that today, Twas fun.
Anything above 62 seems abysmal though for it
I might try 65
Max fear is terrifying
If i ever have to deal with erebus -> thessaly -> olympus I might actually just end it all
throw a region 1 tartarus in there for fun
Omg I killed them so fast that it gave me the full 100 gold
no boons
Like genuinley I wouldn't be surprised if dream dive 67 is a ephyra reset with gigaros start hell
Since even the possibility of hitting olympus can just kill you
It'd be cool
would it be fun
Maybe you hit the golden setup of like ephyra -> erebus -> oceanus -> thessaly or smth
Kirby hit a sub-5 already
the definition of insanity
Nah its a roguelike so you will get a different result doing the same thing
well yes but it's 67 fear with extra reset conditions
And harder r3/4 from what ive heard since it scales higher
Yeah the scaling outpaces normal scaling
Give me zeus/hera dual moonshot by chamber 3 or give me an undo night
DAMMIT I GOT HIT TWICE NOOOOO
Twice actually, and whats crazy is that furies mightve prevented that 2nd one 🥀
Oh wait it was 3 time lol
yeah i didnt know the eggs landing could hurt you
you know how you like to stand in the festive fog for a damage boost? What if... you could do that... by pressing a button
Crazy idea who would ever
I didn't either actually
You gotta stop with this godawful music
Imagine recording system audio and not game audio
I only record system audio because I have my Spotify going and dont want to make people listen to melinoe grunt in total music silence 🥀
Music audio has been muted for me for so long
Fire Away is certainly easier to execute now
Yeah it works with attack and special now which is so much nicer
Fair
I just love the H2 music too much to turn it off
It’s so peak and I have my volume low so I just listen to music anyways.
yeah my bad i will change it now so people stop complaining about my trash taste in music
okay now it should exclusively record the game audio only
yup, can confirm that it's working
Thank you
what the... bruh we just completed disintegration of monstrosity and thats all she has to say?
I don't know that it's related dialogue
i love this thing so much
combined with this weapon's 40% Attack Speed and 20% Crit Rate
this is my first time doing surface with a melee weapon
althrough idk if this thing with the apollo boon can be really called a melee weapon, it has the reach of a ranged weapon xD
Than is the crit hit lawnmower




If only you had furies and origination
finally managed to romance icarus
eris constantly tries to kill me on my surface runs and ruined multiple of my underworld runs with her strife bs i dont see why anyone would wanna romance her
nemesis is straight up annoying when she shows up and takes my shop items or blocks one of the paths
Moros is just a side npc like odysseus and probably old enough to be mel's uncle as well
so icarus is pretty much the only cool romance option, not to mention he's cool asf, an ambitious mortal that has risen to the level of gods and died for it only to become a unique shade that actively assists me in battle and provides hella cool blessings
Genuinley a skill issue icl
You need to be faster
she only got me the first time
Moros is pretty instrumental to the plot
They all are
true, doesn't change the fact that he's got 0 influence on the runs and probably way older than mel
So is everyone on that list
I mean all the gods are immortal and inbred anyways
I mean all of Nyx’s children were from incest with her own son
So yeah don’t think about it too hard
Also moros is the entire reason there's an epilogue
eris is a surface boss
nemesis actively participates in the runs like artemis and heracles
icarus is the coolest guy ever. he isnt toxic to you, assists you in battle when you encounter him and gives you STRONG blessings right after
Also don’t you ever badmouth nemesis we literally have a team name of “Nemesimps” in a Hades 2 competition
ik you did not just call icarus boons good
Icarus is actually the worst combat room npc to get 🥀
He also makes encounters harder for a crap reward
