Hope you bound your account!

[solar zinc]

so maint channel is here

good to know

[winged marlin]

Ye

Welcome

[lavish relic]

[timid atlas]

When you just don't want to see an Essex spam they decided to do a thread instead of a channel. Much quieter that way apparently

[sand elm]

Hello my chicken nuggets without dip

[sour gust]

air dip

[sand elm]

nani

[solar zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/824653697249443880/pow_azurlane210325.gif

[sour gust]

particularly lean on fat and carbs

[sand elm]

[lofty mesa]

good let it burn down

[sour gust]

Mormonsk

[mint vapor]

[sand elm]

maids amirite

[lament aurora]

[abstract star]

[karmic notch]

Murm chat

[lofty mesa]

[lament aurora]

[crimson helm]

hello

[mint vapor]

murmansk appreciation society

[lone spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/848473318997622834/20191022_155120.gif

[sand elm]

Logging into azur lane rn be like

[sour gust]

1h 44m ish

cool

[sand elm]

Ah cool enough time to do other things

[lament aurora]

[sand elm]

Like still me needing to do FGO event

[hexed crystal]

[serene sleet]

what the real fvck is that

[crimson helm]

Seems like even CPU goddesses can get cancer

[sour gust]

she has embraced teachings of a religious kind

[hexed crystal]

she's follow bald trend

[sour gust]

less likely to harbour lice

very hygienic

[frail flint]

[sour gust]

also quicker and cheaper to clean

very environmentally friendly

[sharp marsh]

What's this thread for?

[crimson helm]

Maint chat

[sharp marsh]

[nimble python]

It's the equivalent of maintenance shitpost chat

[sharp marsh]

Where let me in memes?

[nimble python]

Which I don't expect people to notice

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-marco-polo-chibi-bullying-gif-22315488

[sour gust]

they are forbidden

[sharp marsh]

Fair enough

[serene sleet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697475157739962509/697702633653403648/coopervibe.gif

[sharp marsh]

Why is Marco so huge? She's like 50% extra of Essex

[sour gust]

it's her hat and the perspective

[lone spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-cooper-dancing-dance-moves-cast-off-gif-16840116

[frail flint]

Cooper > Allen Sumner fight me

[sharp marsh]

Why would we fight you? You are right

[frail flint]

[serene sleet]

[worn frost]

[night prairie]

[vague merlin]

is this the new maint chat

[dark trout]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-tirpitz-shouting-angry-gif-14277554

[sand elm]

yes

[night bolt]

yes

[serene sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-akashi-swing-ahhh-gif-13589626

[vague merlin]

lmao ok

Morning all~

[worn frost]

Have a chibi

[night bolt]

Good morning

[serene sleet]

ohayo~

[brisk lake]

https://tenor.com/view/hayasaka-kaguya-hey-hey-hey-shinomiya-love-is-war-gif-17143662

[vague merlin]

Ohayō~

[hexed crystal]

[vague merlin]

[worn frost]

[brisk lake]

[night prairie]

[graceful bolt]

[night prairie]

Nep gun

[serene sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-video-game-slap-gif-15164941

[hexed crystal]

bonk more harder

[sharp marsh]

Nuuuu Bisco... Hitting kids shouldn't give EXP

[serene sleet]

[sand elm]

[sharp marsh]

Yes officer this comment right here

[graceful bolt]

[night bolt]

@sand elm Yeah let's not make comments like that

[sand elm]

ok fine

[vague merlin]

[sand elm]

so maids amirite

[brisk lake]

Ja

[sand elm]

Why are you answering in german

[vague merlin]

sheffy emote when

[sand elm]

Was soll das denn

[frail flint]

[vague merlin]

[serene sleet]

[sour gust]

whoa

[graceful bolt]

[sour gust]

no Deutsch here

[sharp marsh]

Nein

[sand elm]

No Invading russia here

[brisk lake]

And remember, no Russian

[sand elm]

[sharp marsh]

Why not? We need to unify all the glorious riggings under a single flag

[sand elm]

what flag

[sage junco]

whats this thread for?

[sand elm]

Maint Chat

funny temporary chat

[sand elm]

To consume your time till the maintenance ends

[sage junco]

so memes allowed here?

[sharp marsh]

I think so

[brisk lake]

https://c.tenor.com/C-HIuayTQa4AAAAM/the-idolmaster-takane.gif

[karmic notch]

It's the
Accidentally starting world war 2 thread

[sharp marsh]

Yes welcome

Time to invade Poland

[sand elm]

oh shit you are in war with russia you lose

has civ knowledge

[karmic notch]

I invaded Poland and Russia got a little scared

[sand elm]

How did you even do that that everyone hates you

[tacit parcel]

Peter Russia is stronk

[crimson helm]

Why i have notification here

[tacit parcel]

Me too

[karmic notch]

Uno bruh moment

[sand elm]

Threads always have notification on

[brisk lake]

For whatever reason threads always have notifications

[crimson helm]

How can i leavw

E

[brisk lake]

but you can adjust it

[sand elm]

You dont

you are here forever

[karmic notch]

Germany is dumb op with science

[tacit parcel]

Wait for 1 hr qnd 15 minutes

[brisk lake]

right click the thread, then there's an option to leave thread

[crimson helm]

Bru

[sand elm]

Germany has science?
Did i miss a page

[brisk lake]

additionally you can mute notifications in threads

[sharp marsh]

sad mobile noises

[karmic notch]

out science'd Russia when the industrial era happened

[tacit parcel]

I build U boats on Germany

[brisk lake]

press and hold I guess?

[karmic notch]

it's too late for that

[sharp marsh]

Just tried doesn't work

[karmic notch]

We f u t u r e era

[brisk lake]

huh gimme a second

[sharp marsh]

Good now don't build a surface fleet

[brisk lake]

it works on my ipad

[vague merlin]

I have now discovered Split View

[sharp marsh]

Then... sad android noises

[sand elm]

If the enemy is annoying you drop a nuclear bomb and say adios

works everytime

[brisk lake]

no it does work on android too, just press and hold

[blissful tendon]

[worn frost]

Guy casually eating while theres a battle behind him

[sharp marsh]

Not so fun facts: if it wasn't for small groups of local revels it's possible that Germany would have built an atomic bomb

They kept sabotaging the heavy water facilities

[brisk lake]

what even is your android device?

as far as I'm concerned I'm using a Redmi 8

Android 10

[graceful bolt]

[sharp marsh]

ROG 5, Android 11

[brisk lake]

hmm have you press and hold it long enough yous hould feel a rumble

[sharp marsh]

Let me try

Oh I was pressing on the wrong thing

My bad

I was trying on this icon

[brisk lake]

yeah

underneath the General tab there should be the tab for the thread you're in

press and hold that one and whoosh you can leave thread

[timid atlas]

Why would you leave though

[mint vapor]

no leave

only stay

[sour gust]

yes

we need to shun the wehraboos

[dark trout]

Brb

Good lucky see ya

[mint vapor]

[sour gust]

BRB stands for Bread Ready-to-Bake

fite me

[mint vapor]

[sour gust]

lmao

[mint vapor]

fite

[worn frost]

[crimson helm]

[sour gust]

god-like dodging technique
Shannon's Theorem demands that I need to use at least twice the highest frequency in order to properly hit you every single time I throw a punch

[mint vapor]

[worn frost]

[mint vapor]

[sour gust]

lasagna

[mint vapor]

lasagna

[errant spruce]

bitch lasagna

[mint vapor]

the tears of the italians fuel me

[zealous owl]

You know how to make italians cry

Break spaghetti in half to get it to fit in the pot.

[sour gust]

give Tyrol more autonomy?

[mint vapor]

bsghetti

[errant spruce]

jesus christ

[tacit ledge]

I thought the way to do that would be to use Barilla pasta sauce

[vague merlin]

[steady parrot]

Just put the pasta into blender

pasta juice

[sour gust]

Putting ketchup on Mac'n cheese

[vague merlin]

[zealous owl]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nzvmCpnRb2c?feature=share

[full imp]

Throw the pasta in the maccas friers

[zealous owl]

Classic.

[sour gust]

illegal in Italy to break the pasta

but what about breaking the bread?

[worn frost]

Was gonna send this

[mint vapor]

best way to make the italians cry is show them pics of Roma

[mint vapor]

how it started

how its going

notice her B turret is missing

[crimson helm]

Pizza on pineapple i approb

[sour gust]

she also got a tan

[zealous owl]

You forgot the third image

The Netflix adaptation:

[sour gust]

what is that tube?

[mint vapor]

[mint vapor]

yeah iirc all the differently names Littorio class ships in WoWs are just Roma

[sour gust]

Graf Speeneapolis

[timid atlas]

That's to piss off anyone that can cook any kind of pasta dish

[zealous owl]

I've chopped spaghetti before

[lavish relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/559755154778226717/srtg.gif

[timid atlas]

If you want short noddles of spaghetti, then cook it, place it in the fridge, and reheat it the next day

[zealous owl]

Half cooked for a pasta bake

[mint vapor]

i freeze boiling water for later use

[timid atlas]

I love using these stickers now

[sour gust]

just cook them with too little water

so they bake together

[mint vapor]

stickers were the greatest thing ever

[timid atlas]

Or

Or

[sour gust]

becoming a globule of gluten

[mint vapor]

tbh i prefer to butcher asian dishes because i cannot cook rice for the life of me

[timid atlas]

Don't use water and use Gatorade

[mint vapor]

every time i attempt to cook rice its either undercooked or burnt

so i just use uncle bens

[zealous owl]

Maximum bruh

How the fuck

[sour gust]

I have seen that before. It is ultracursed.

[timid atlas]

I use the Korrs rice stuff

[mint vapor]

i dont know

[fallen nebula]

Bruh, it's rice, not a girl

[full imp]

not sure how you can mess up rice

[fallen nebula]

It is not that hard

[sour gust]

why would you cook a girl?

[mint vapor]

i prefer not to butcher women

[zealous owl]

Guess you got the water level wrong?

[full imp]

Water has to be above the rice, that's about it

[mint vapor]

i can cook literally everything else well, except fuckin rice

[timid atlas]

Unless he's using bags of rice or something

[zealous owl]

I've literally been making rice in the microwave, it's that easy

Not the instant shit, actual normal rice

[mint vapor]

i use a pot

[sour gust]

Spon clearly doesn't have the rice-cooking gene

[zealous owl]

Wash rice, chuck in plastic pot, microwave, instant fluffy cooked rice

[timid atlas]

The pot way of doing it uses around a cup of water or so, depending on the rice, and if you're using a stick of butter with it or not

[mint vapor]

im too white to cook rice

[zealous owl]

Ew, butter

[mint vapor]

my dad uses butter when he does rice

[sour gust]

if your skin matches the food, you suck at making it?

[timid atlas]

You've never had cream rice I take it

[mint vapor]

and refuses to wash it

[zealous owl]

I chuck chicken fat in mine

[mint vapor]

nah im just a dumbass

[fallen nebula]

Cooked rice with butter, only Risotto can handle that

[mint vapor]

at least my curry is good

[timid atlas]

I take it you never tried a Korrs brand package of rice then

[sour gust]

35min (preliminary)

[zealous owl]

Sounds like an abomination

[timid atlas]

Wait isn't curry that type of dish you just let it sit for weeks on end to make it taste good?

[slender acorn]

how does checkbind command work

[timid atlas]

Trust me cream of rice is great

[steady parrot]

Cream of what?

[steady parrot]

Bish im askin

[fallen nebula]

Why do "americans" cook like they have public healthcare?

[timid atlas]

Because we don't?

[slender acorn]

update is today?

[mint vapor]

i mean

[steady parrot]

I mean i mean

[zealous owl]

Y'all need to try KFC rice

[steady parrot]

IMAGINE EATING AT KFC WITHOUT RICE

[timid atlas]

Imagine eating KFC

[fallen nebula]

Oh, she released a new comic?

[dry salmon]

wait is this thread the new maintenance meme channel?!

[mint vapor]

you'll notice nations which have public healthcare generally have healthier populations due to stricter food regulation, as overweight people are a burden on the taxpayer in those nations whereas in nations without public healthcare, the obese are merely a burden on themselves, but thats neither here nor there

[slender acorn]

answer me shitheads

[zealous owl]

https://getnews.jp/archives/2310270

[slender acorn]

[mint vapor]

nah im good

ask nicely

[steady parrot]

Syand

Answer me

[steady parrot]

Does kfc in SG have Rice?

[zealous owl]

Who the fuck eats rice at kfc

[mint vapor]

rice at kfc?

man asia is a wild place

[slender acorn]

literally ignores my questions and thinking i didn't ask nicely

[timid atlas]

In America I don't think they have rice at KFC though

[steady parrot]

[mint vapor]

this channel is maintenance channel

why does maintenance channel exist?

[zealous owl]

They tried it out as a seasonal thing one time but literally everyone hated it

[mint vapor]

try having some patience

[zealous owl]

Kfc rice boxes

It was stupid.

[lone spire]

to ease the load on general when people need to meme

[timid atlas]

KFC is well known for their biscuits, gravy, mashed potatoes, and their fries of sorts, aside from the chicken itself

Plus the cookie

[mint vapor]

no it was rhetorical

[zealous owl]

We don't have biscuits here, sadly. Just mash

[timid atlas]

Their mash and gravy is great

[paper flame]

[timid atlas]

Although if you manage to have biscuits they go great with their gravy too

[crimson helm]

We got KFC rice meals here

no biscuits though

two pieces of fried chicken with rice and optional mash

[sour gust]

mash and rice?

[timid atlas]

Rice and potatoes?

So sake and vodka?

[crimson helm]

Same here only mash and rice

[mint vapor]

we have potato and gravy

and bepis

[sour gust]

the next KFC is like an hour's drive away

[brisk lake]

And of course gravy

In my country, we even have UNLIMITED gravy

Pour as much as you can all over your chicken, your rice, your potatoes

[sour gust]

the phrase "UNLIMITED gravy" cracks me up

[mint vapor]

gravy baby

[brisk lake]

It’s why I love dining in at KFC back in my college days

Buy chicken meal, then go to the gravy station and just smother the whole meal in gravy

[mint vapor]

I need to stop eating KFC

gotta start getting them gains

[brisk lake]

KFC one time even had chicken skin being sold, and I remember buying a big size with gravy of course

Got my fingers messy but it’s delicious

[crimson helm]

Ah yes the unlimited gravy the greatest thing if you eat at KFC

[crimson helm]

I used to make the rice swim in gravy

though the unlimited gravy looks a bit "watery" sometimes

[zealous owl]

My nearest KFC is uh

Exactly 9 minutes walk from my front door, fully sheltered

And yes I timed it.

[brisk lake]

It doesn’t matter sometimes as long as I get my gravy worth

[timid atlas]

Mine is like a five minute walk

[mint vapor]

nearest KFC is a 5-10 minute drive depending on traffic

[zealous owl]

It's the furthest away from me. Maccas and Burger King are five minutes, 4fingers is 6, Long John Silver's is 7.

[crimson helm]

Is my country's KFC the only place where unlimited gravy is a thing

[timid atlas]

That's if traffic to walk there isn't bad and I don't have to wait overly long at the crosswalk

[zealous owl]

And MOS burger is about 7 minutes too

[mint vapor]

only fast food in walking distance to me is dominos

[crimson helm]

I live about 10 minutes from the nearest KFC

on a bike

[mint vapor]

which is right across the road

[crimson helm]

McDonalds maybe 15 minutes

[zealous owl]

Dominos is a 20 minute walk for me. About a 5 minute drive.

[mint vapor]

i get employee discount there too

[zealous owl]

Oh, i forgot, i have a pizza hut too, but eurgh.

[mint vapor]

[zealous owl]

Pizza hut is disgusting

[mint vapor]

40% off stooges

[mint vapor]

pizza h*t

[crimson helm]

Pizza Hut is oily as hell

[zealous owl]

And if I feel like walking half an hour, i hit the shake shack

[brisk lake]

I always order delivery when possible

[timid atlas]

If anything I'm within staggering distance of a convenience store that sells good beer and whatnot

[lone spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/848473318997622834/20191022_155120.gif

[mint vapor]

my favourite fast food is guzman y gomez

[brisk lake]

but if i'm traveling sometimes we'd be going home to Mcdo, Jollibee, and KFC within reach

[mint vapor]

good burritos, 5 minute drive, easy win

[crimson helm]

Jollibee chicken is pog

[timid atlas]

That moment when the servers go right back down when the final predownload is up

[crimson helm]

I recommend Jollibee for their chicken

and the spaghetti

it's something else

[mint vapor]

delivery is barely worth it for me given i can just drive there my self and be back in 10-15 minutes rather than waiting 40 for lukewarm meal

[crimson helm]

I prefer calling Grab these days

but it's cheaper to call fast food joints directly

delivery fee is fixed to $1

[scenic viper]

[zealous owl]

I get delivery all the time, lmao

[errant spruce]

imagine using delivery

[mint vapor]

i used to get delivery all the time before i got my license

now its just

[zealous owl]

Pay $4 for someone to walk like 100m for me lmfao

[mint vapor]

i could spend double what it actually costs, wait half an hour and not have to leave

or

[scenic viper]

I rarely use delivery

[mint vapor]

i could just

not

[errant spruce]

i moved out from my parents 2 years ago and haven't used delivery once

[zealous owl]

i'm contributing to the economy

[timid atlas]

I only get delivery if I can't/won't drive anywhere for food

[mint vapor]

fuck the economy

[zealous owl]

Keeping those delivery guys fed

[scenic viper]

Well said

[crimson helm]

If I knew how to use a motorbike, I'd try doing some delivery gigs

[mint vapor]

i mean i literally work as a delivery rider

but not independent

[sour gust]

easy: just sit on it and die, because they are death traps

[mint vapor]

so i have a consistent pay

[scenic viper]

Speaking of pay

[mint vapor]

my official job title is "delivery expert"

[scenic viper]

Today is my payday

[sour gust]

jfc

[mint vapor]

i disagree given i've fallen off and injured myself twice now

[scenic viper]

man that check is noice

[dry salmon]

get an electric one, no gear shifting required (that's what I have)

[crimson helm]

can't, no one uses those for Grab deliveries

[mint vapor]

manager only put me on weekend
not getting paid tonight as a result

[crimson helm]

I can use an ordinary bike but not ideal

[mint vapor]

e-bikes are so good

thats what i use

riding past all the uber guys on their normal bikes

buncha nerds

git gud

[dry salmon]

https://en.vmotosoco.com/vs1-overview/

[brisk lake]

do you think preload is up, because you know, it's a freakishly big file

[crimson helm]

I haven't seen e-bikes being used for deliveries other than by family owned businesses

[scenic viper]

I just remember downloading 2.5g

Before the maint came back

[jade canyon]

[scenic viper]

I had to double take

[sour gust]

anyone in the market for a Denver?

[dry salmon]

the google play update is 1,6gb for me

[mint vapor]

colorado

colourado

[slate mist]

1.6gb client + 2.5gb in game

[scenic viper]

Damb these shoes I want don’t drop for a lil over an hour

[crimson helm]

This is the correct spelling

[mint vapor]

sorry i dont speak american

[crimson helm]

My browser says "colour" is not a valid spelling

[scenic viper]

Lol

[sour gust]

your browser is a colony

[mint vapor]

their browser is a shit colony*

here in the good colonies we have u's

[scenic viper]

[brisk lake]

guys mainteannce has ended, i think

but I'm still downloading the bigass update within the update

[dry salmon]

colouny?

[mint vapor]

yeah

[scenic viper]

You should prolly wait until it’s officially announced

[full imp]

Apologems

[dry salmon]

as soon as you said that

[mint vapor]

its fine to login before official announcement

[brisk lake]

prolly but then again, the update in the game itself, is FAT

[mint vapor]

just dont buy anything in case of rollback

[scenic viper]

Welp seems like there’s a 2 hour extension

[brisk lake]

another 2GB of stuff

[scenic viper]

[mint vapor]

and no

[sour gust]

just got extended

[mint vapor]

oh

fuck

[dry salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-wow-extend-gif-11820795

[sour gust]

by 2 hours

[brisk lake]

BRUH

[mint vapor]

well im not staying up

[brisk lake]

and the update is still fat as hell

[mint vapor]

thats fuckin 1am fuck that

i have sleeping to do

[dry salmon]

3pm here. yay europe

[scenic viper]

I got work

[mint vapor]

Australian Eastern Standard Time

I wanna go back to the West

8 hour maint ends at 11pm which is much more respectable

[winged marlin]

Did anyone else get a prompt to download the update again? I got 1.6 GB update and after around 200MB it prompted me again to download 1.4 GB

[lone spire]

welp extended maintenance has struck

[mint vapor]

[sour gust]

good night, Spon!

[dry salmon]

my playstore download is at 80%

[mint vapor]

im not going to sleep yet

[scenic viper]

[dry salmon]

company wifi is slower than my wifi at home so it takes longer

[final lance]

speed = 1

[dry salmon]

1 what....?

[final lance]

[dusk oak]

1

[sour gust]

1 speed of course

[dry salmon]

it's like "thanks I hate it"

[scenic viper]

Fast

[sour gust]

I had 12 speed when I updated earlier

[brisk lake]

The App Store update: I AM SPEED.
The Azur Lane in-game update: SO ZETTA SLOW!

[mint vapor]

cos manjuu servers are a lot smaller

[final lance]

the ingame dl only has speed in integer values

[mint vapor]

and everyone is downloading the in game update at the same time

[elder valley]

Is the download update on background a new thing?

[dry salmon]

ah!

1 speed is 1mbit lol

[winged marlin]

Yep

[final lance]

[elder valley]

Pog

[dry salmon]

eh 10mbit ~ 1mb/s

[final lance]

na

[sand elm]

I logged in thinking it is up
Its not
i see tweet
sad

[final lance]

10mbit = 1,25MB

1 Byte = 8 bit, not 10

[winged marlin]

I get 50 KB/s at worst and around 1 MB/s at best

[dry salmon]

I corrected it to "roughly"

[sand elm]

My download speed is 1,8MB/s

[dry salmon]

yea same for me

[scenic viper]

Ah good thing I downloaded the whole 2.5g in time

[final lance]

I'm at 280mb/1.3gb

[winged marlin]

By the way, any of you guys got a prompt to download the update again after clicking download initially?

[dry salmon]

lol the message in the notifications for background downloading

it's still in moon runes

[sand elm]

you mean that?

[dry salmon]

yup

1,nice speed

[winged marlin]

Spaghetti runes

[brisk lake]

oh right I forgot you can download outside the background, and you can probably put your device on sleep mode

[sand elm]

Yeah

[final lance]

can I limit the background dl?

[sand elm]

Probably in the settings maybe

But we cant login yet

[final lance]

[sand elm]

Or get an app that limits it lol

[final lance]

na, just 900mb left

just wanted some info

[sand elm]

I downloaded everything
even the update after that
and the update after that
and the latest update

why is there so many updates

[willow axle]

what is this mysterious space?

[vestal vector]

nozo

[sand elm]

A Thread

[vestal vector]

[jade canyon]

Chaos channel

[brisk lake]

It's called a thread, and i guess this is for maintenance?

[sand elm]

People cant see it directly
only smart people are here

[final lance]

did you know today is the day of the cat? @willow axle

[jade canyon]

where anything happens

[willow axle]

then i guess all of us here are smart ppl

[sand elm]

[brisk lake]

ja

[solid rock]

Its a thread
Basically a channel inside a channel

[crimson helm]

da

[jade canyon]

channelception

[willow axle]

i though is on the 8th?

[vestal vector]

what about a channel inside a channel inside a channel

[final lance]

apparently the radio station said it's today

[willow axle]

i always remember it is 88

let me go google

[sand elm]

3 days ago was Boob day

[jade canyon]

wat

[final lance]

it's on the 8th

[willow axle]

is ok every day can be a cat day if you want it to be

[final lance]

radio station trolled me

[willow axle]

[tacit ledge]

[sand elm]

[jade canyon]

very nyaruhodo

[final lance]

[winged marlin]

Especially when you have cats at home

[solid rock]

[sand elm]

My cat is currently laying next to me

[dry salmon]

I am allergic to cats :(

[winged marlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/479676955411873802/865378826452205598/yeptune.gif

[tacit ledge]

one last cat for the road, for it is a long and brutal 2h road

[final lance]

I am allergic to cats too, but our cats have always been more outside cats

so it's not that big of a deal

[jade canyon]

i dislike cats

and dogs

[tacit ledge]

they dislike you too

[final lance]

we had a cat that even dogs of friends were wary off

[sand elm]

[dry salmon]

I prefer dogs but my most preferred pet is my PC

[winged marlin]

I like cats but dogs are terrifying

[tacit ledge]

dogs emote, cats just hunger

[jade canyon]

we have dogecoin

[dry salmon]

cats have slaves, dogs are slaves

[jade canyon]

there is no catcoin

[solid rock]

there is cat coin

[winged marlin]

Piano cat coin

[final lance]

[solid rock]

Its just not worth anything

[jade canyon]

[winged marlin]

For the memes and memories

[jade canyon]

hm

[winged marlin]

https://tenor.com/IJML.gif

[jade canyon]

dogecoin more popular

[solid rock]

yeah

[jade canyon]

doge much superior

[tacit ledge]

[jade canyon]

[final lance]

[vestal vector]

but can doge keyboard

[final lance]

[brisk lake]

MUCH WOW

[scenic viper]

I don’t like where that is going

[jade canyon]

leg

[final lance]

my connection a bit slow

[jade canyon]

[scenic viper]

Speed

Too fast

Too furious

[winged marlin]

Ayy, that's close to my minimum speed

[brisk lake]

almost done because suddenly the speed spiked until 2100/2403

[scenic viper]

But nothing is faster than family

[final lance]

fuck

I missed the point where it got to 5kb/s

[jade canyon]

[final lance]

wat

pi = 5?

[winged marlin]

Quite easy

[brisk lake]

5000?

[dry salmon]

my patching is done

[crimson helm]

why is the value of pi set to 5

[sour gust]

this is cursed

[brisk lake]

good point because pi is supposed to be 3.1415

[jade canyon]

you dont understand

[crimson helm]

but alright, let's say pi is a variable and not a fixed value

[jade canyon]

[winged marlin]

Math says "Reality can be whatever I want"

[brisk lake]

in reality it should be 3,141.5

[final lance]

probably thinking p*i

[winged marlin]

[sour gust]

at least set pi = 6 and call it tau

[brisk lake]

all right, this is some dream within a dream shit

[scenic viper]

You guys really talking math

[final lance]

it's easy maths

[brisk lake]

but know that I have done plenty of maths before

[jade canyon]

math gud

[brisk lake]

and I did get the... oh looky here download's done

geez

[winged marlin]

Also, isn't there a formula with just r^2 pi?

[brisk lake]

all this time I could've drawn Summer Tamaki in Princess Connect

which i did

[vague merlin]

area

[crimson helm]

idk why but my brain processed this as V = (pi * r)^2 * h

[vague merlin]

of a circle

[jade canyon]

This should be easy for yall
$\int^3_0 x^2 dx$

[crimson helm]

[jade canyon]

[winged marlin]

[brisk lake]

https://youtu.be/uqwC41RDPyg

[winged marlin]

Is that a darn integral

[final lance]

pi * r² * h is the volume of a cylinder

[final lance]

@winged marlin pi * r² is only for the area of a circle

[jade canyon]

[thin hamlet]

not doing a triple integral

[sour gust]

is that 9+c?

[winged marlin]

Ah, yeah that is pretty simple

[final lance]

if it's easy

the answer is 42

[scenic viper]

[final lance]

if not, it's 0.2324fuckyou

[sour gust]

you forgot c

[jade canyon]

[final lance]

[solid rock]

its 27/3 = 9 right...

[uneven flare]

mother of god

rip my wifi

[solid rock]

Its a defined integral...

[final lance]

there are another 2.5gb waiting afterwards

[crimson helm]

I don't remember my calculus class

[final lance]

[uneven flare]

[winged marlin]

That's the least of your worries, at least I hope you have space to back it all up

[crimson helm]

x^6?

[jade canyon]

[crimson helm]

is it

[uneven flare]

it's fine my phone's 512 gb

[crimson helm]

am i wrong

[uneven flare]

my internet speed is the problem

[jade canyon]

calculus is 2 years away from me

[winged marlin]

My min speed in game download is 50 KB/s

[solid rock]

yes you wrong cause its a definite integral so the answer is a number

[winged marlin]

So all good

[karmic notch]

2 years until suffering

[jade canyon]

if you dont know

the answer is 9

[solid rock]

see

[winged marlin]

• C

[jade canyon]

[karmic notch]

I did know

[solid rock]

im right

[winged marlin]

If you don't add C, it's 0 points

[sour gust]

it has to be +c because the c stands for c*nt

[crimson helm]

fuck me so it's integraton

[final lance]

x² dx with x being the upper limit as in 3 -> 3²?

[jade canyon]

i did that all in my head so i might be wrong

[solid rock]

That's only if its indefinite integral

[crimson helm]

I forgot how to know if it's differential or integration

[misty scaffold]

oh look the old people chatting here

[crimson helm]

I wish this was still 2019

when i was still taking up Calculus in college

[jade canyon]

bold of you to assume im old

[misty sigil]

Oh god PAIN

[glass dome]

Meow

[misty scaffold]

[misty sigil]

2 hrs extension

[final lance]

I had my math 3 course skipped this semester

[sour gust]

differential makes the exponents smaller
integration makes the exponents bigger, also adds more of the same variable that you are looking to integrate (dx, dy, d...)

[winged marlin]

I wish my internet speed would be better

[final lance]

I just wasnt good enough

[solid rock]

its (3³/3 - 0³/3) = 9
is how i learned it

[final lance]

[sour gust]

Upper bound minus the lower bound

[solid rock]

cause anti derivative is x³/3 + c

[winged marlin]

Yep

[final lance]

it's been like 7 years since I last used integral calculation

[jade canyon]

lemme make another problem

this is LaTeX btw

[sour gust]

you are essentially calculating the surface area of a curve in between the intervals

[thin hamlet]

The best way is to guess the answer and then differentiate till you get x^2

[jade canyon]

$\int x^4 dx$

[final lance]

[crimson helm]

is that a differential too

[sour gust]

so, integral of x^4 dx?

[crimson helm]

oh

integral

uhh

there's no way I can get the integral

there's no base

[sour gust]

uhh yes, you can

[winged marlin]

You definitely can

[sour gust]

it's easier this time because you just need to find the parent function

[crimson helm]

pls teach me how to do calculus again

[jade canyon]

wait

[sour gust]

no bounds

[crimson helm]

I forgot how to

oh

[final lance]

[solid rock]

bruh

[jade canyon]

[crimson helm]

4x^3

[karmic notch]

Oh look the nerds talking

[crimson helm]

is it wrong

[solid rock]

x⁵/5 + c

[crimson helm]

it's wrong

[jade canyon]

correct

[crimson helm]

oh

[solid rock]

pog

[jade canyon]

[crimson helm]

so I'm wrong

[solid rock]

[crimson helm]

what the hell did I do anyways

[solid rock]

Thats the derivative

[glass dome]

Nerds talking
We are too smart for them minotaur

[final lance]

you went the wrong way

[solid rock]

Problem was asking for antiderivative

[crimson helm]

I'm too EN to know if Gun is asking for a derivative or the integral

[jade canyon]

now

um

[final lance]

I dont even know the proper calculus terms in english

[sour gust]

make a rotational integral!

[final lance]

[jade canyon]

oh yea

[solid rock]

No fuck that

I hate those

[sour gust]

lmao

[vocal parrot]

i just had a fucking calculus test earlier today and i walk in here to see this shit

[thin hamlet]

you mean like dxdy = rdrdθ?

[jade canyon]

i don't even know wtf that is

[crimson helm]

Let's discuss probability, which is AL related

[winged marlin]

I look at YT polls, and people don't know how to solve 4 + 0 x 4 + 4 / 4

[jade canyon]

no

[vocal parrot]

probability of me getting a gf = 0

[jade canyon]

something weird

[solid rock]

Area of a solid when an integral area is revolved around another line

Is rotational integral

I think

And i hate those

[final lance]

for my math 3 course I had to calculate something regarding the Fourier series, anyone got some experience with that shit?

[thin hamlet]

Convolution?

[sour gust]

rotating a surface area around the x-axis

[jade canyon]

what is the value of $i^2$ ?

[final lance]

i^2 = -1

[sour gust]

bs

[novel tangle]

give us a sign

[jade canyon]

good

[solid rock]

-16

[vocal parrot]

ah, yes. fourier transformations. a lot of people underestimate how hard it is to draw shit with that

[jade canyon]

[novel tangle]

more gems

[final lance]

I had some imaginery math stuff this semester

it's great

[jade canyon]

i learned them last year

[vocal parrot]

math is always better when it's only a figment of your imagination

[final lance]

it's like a normal x/y formular but the one important thing is i² = -1

[jade canyon]

and used them during transformation chapter

[final lance]

the rest is really similar

[solid rock]

yeah

have you tried division yet

[winged marlin]

Oh yeah, I remember those

[solid rock]

division is wack

[vocal parrot]

you know how some people say x^4=1 means that x=1 right

[solid rock]

for imaginary numbers not normal division

[vocal parrot]

then theres x=-1

[final lance]

did you try binary division?

[solid rock]

no...

[thin hamlet]

ahh the roots of unity

[vocal parrot]

but a lot of people forget x=i and x=-i

[scenic viper]

Y’all still speaking in mafs

[jade canyon]

what is the solution to $x^2 = -1$

[scenic viper]

[final lance]

x = i

[jade canyon]

[solid rock]

Not possible

[thin hamlet]

+-i

[final lance]

it is

[solid rock]

Wait shit

Im not

[final lance]

x = i

[vocal parrot]

hi not

[final lance]

[thin hamlet]

-i also maps to -1 when squared

[crimson helm]

Let's make a bell curve for the ship pool

I wanna know the chance of getting Zeppy

[sour gust]

bel curve

[final lance]

you're right, probably

[jade canyon]

damn we have some smort people hete

[final lance]

we in the smart channel

[thin hamlet]

50:50, you either get it or you don't

[final lance]

[vocal parrot]

oh and also

1+2+3+4+5...... = -1/12

this shit right here

[sour gust]

ahh yes

[thin hamlet]

that's actually a legit thing

[final lance]

I mean

[vocal parrot]

yes ik

[final lance]

1+2+3+4+5 = 15

[sour gust]

classic zeta function

[vocal parrot]

also wtf is the gamma function

[final lance]

to go from 15 to -1/12

[jade canyon]

[vocal parrot]

i hear some of my more advanced classmates talking about it or smth

[final lance]

just add +(-181/12) after 5+

[thin hamlet]

as in, you can use this result in physics problems, and get that that's the correct answer.

[sour gust]

let me find you the Numberphile video on that

[final lance]

na

[thin hamlet]

specifically, 1+2^3 +3^3 + 4^3 ... = -1/120

[vocal parrot]

but like how does it equate to calculating factorials of decimal numbers

[final lance]

need my connection to dl AL

[vocal parrot]

that numberphile video is incorrect

[jade canyon]

have some PTSD

[lost abyss]

Man

What the hell is their servers?
Did they use potatoes for that shit?

[jade canyon]

[vocal parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuIIjLr6vUA

[lost abyss]

Bro wtf
I'd dont even know this shit

[vocal parrot]

ah yes

definite integrals

[crimson helm]

Looks simple enough if I can remember my old calculus class

[vocal parrot]

i hate those with a passion

[crimson helm]

actually no

it doesn't look simple

[jade canyon]

what grade you

[crimson helm]

it looks like it came from my final exam

[thin hamlet]

you guys haven't taken calculus before in school or are yall all under 13

[lost abyss]

Currently going to grade 11 STEM

[jade canyon]

me...

[lost abyss]

Im going to die

[jade canyon]

um

9

[crimson helm]

College is fun

[jade canyon]

[crimson helm]

I forgot my calculus

but I was pretty good at it, sort of

[thin hamlet]

but calculus is literally everywhere

[crimson helm]

I meant my classes

integrals and derivatives

[final lance]

solve this for u(1) = 0

[jade canyon]

you can literally solve any geometry problem involving finding areas with calculus

[final lance]

[thin hamlet]

imma need some time

[vocal parrot]

what in the fuck

[thin hamlet]

is that even doable

[winged marlin]

Ayy, that's kinda easy

[jade canyon]

this from my textbook

Find area under curve

[final lance]

pls, I wanna know, was 1 out of 28 tasks for my math 3 course grading

[sour gust]

haha it says kum

[vocal parrot]

how the hell do you even get the function in its own derivative

[thin hamlet]

my lecturer said that the way to solving differential eqns is to first already know the soln

[jade canyon]

you can

[thin hamlet]

e^x

[vocal parrot]

apart from that

[lost abyss]

Bro wtf

Seems like my brain literally deleted anything relating to math

[final lance]

"use method for separation of variables"

and there's a note

[sour gust]

omg that note is a lifesaver

[jade canyon]

from the textbook its telling us to create groups to solve it and find 2 ways to solve it

lmao ill just cheat and use integrals

lazy bastards

[final lance]

serious or not serious?

[vague merlin]

@limpid harbor

[jade canyon]

i dun know this

[sour gust]

the note makes solving the equation easy

[jade canyon]

thanks for knowledge

[heavy knot]

ayy fellow +62

goodluck on your maths

[magic sentinel]

is that even a note?

[jade canyon]

+60