#Secretary Roulette
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5
3
charles ausburne retro, graf and north II
i see this as an absolute win!

That managed to be even worse
oooo... deutschland...
eehh
BRO
WE TAKE IT
You can always try again
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lil Cheshire

9
Can i reroll
hmmmm
6
ok we take it
Dunk is an ez W
ALABAMA IS A W
Chanho smh
Revenge easy
Damn pin, why is your Brest not maxed 
4
das rather bit CRIGE innit bruv?
gascogne is a W
Nagatsuki is easy w
i roll again!
torricelli :)
Roll 3
Arkhangelsk smh
Wait pin how you rerolling it , are you just randomizing that number of times ?
Yup
LEONARDO IS A WWWWWWWW
Princeton is a bigger w
WOOOO
let me try randomizing my secretaries.

Foch
Her other casual skin is better then cruise tho
5
damn bro ok
Don’t that’ll crash
I got bocchi ship

Keary bless
There’s a reason I keep it 1-10
~~he asked for it ~~
Any more rolls?
2
1
Nelson w 
6
Is archerfish legal
After 22 rolls
Roll 3
I see this as a win.
No 
shangri la tho 
howe
howe is a w
Many wives here
You can setup a rigged raondom , adding ships you want
i forgot about that lol
uhhhh 7
Which is why I’m doing it cuz ya’ll can’t be trusted
fr fr ong
now give me 8
Rerolling AL secretary until i get 5 oathed Helenas
Also pin rolling 7
It seems my random machine is only outputting Enty
Actual fucking trash rolls
I quit
ill take it.
Lmao that roll
Cope and seethe
Hey what tf is wrong with tallin
tallin and friedrich? W
Bnuuy
literally nothing
I get fdg is 🚮 but tallin is based
shes just eugen but russian
FDG IS NOT TRASH-
That's not true at all
~~Kron 🚮 ~~
@strange quarry
I'm sorry

Seethe
10
That qe skin is adorable
@foggy quest
Bet
4
2
How long will it take for me to get enty 
Nyotengu 
Just get pin to roll till you get enty
I ROLL 6
Nice
2 is luck number 🤞
This is BASED
Another 6 
Good
Except for anchorage

Whats wrong with anchor? Good daughteru
Common frosty :
Based except for maury

Uhhh 6
I roll 10
Tirp 
Minnie and North good, others 
MAJOR L
Lucky bich
Rooooool 3
4
L
Actually trash. Only thing redeeming this is Brunhilde 
Roll 5
I really need to remove Mullany from this list
@strange quarry L 
NEW JERSEY AND SCYLLA LETS FUCKING GOOOO
But you got bache 
AAAAAA
uhhh 1
That's fine, new jersey can keep her out of the picture
Nah
2/5 are good 
Taihou chan

Oof
Frosty is a gambler in the making
OH COME ON
Lmao
IS THIS RIGGED?
No
Try 4 one more time
Though I do need to take Mullany out of the pool
Machine is broken
I got new jersey so I'm doing this for shits and gigs 
Try again
I’ll do it later
Booba
W
Argus
ok I'll take my leave while I end on this good note 
You have like a .15% chance for enty if pin has 600+ ships lol
Better than me pulling Shenhe in genshin 
Rmb
Avrora
3
I roll a 2
Easy , kawawa
damn
Lmao
Eh, better than the previous one
Kawawa is superior tho


hello
Maybe 7
torricelli is a W
hmm
Her face fr have intrusive thoughts.

SHINANO 
No nimi😔😭
hmmpsh
secretary roulette
which one would kill you
No nimi😭
dont disrespect my G eugen like dat
geugen
tf yah want
I dont like
No trades
just roll again

Only more roulette
smh
4
But

oh it's new feature
Id rather hve 1 secretary
How about we gonna make some rules? 
Anyway number i pick, 9÷3(2+1)
Hang on, Someone’s be a fuck in Gen

Cuz you have your settings fucked
Now pick a number
lol
wait

that "setup" is "stay still" for 12 hours?
3
You probably have it set to "Favorite ships" instead of just locked ships
Now pick a number to roll
5

Where mine
you will marry that taihou-chan
tons
I just want to make it clear that there's like 600 ships and your odds of getting just one are super low

Theyre all 80+
alright give me a number I'm sure you'll get nimi
6
Let me calculate
And he sacrifice, the dock!!!
8
1 in 120 😔
Push the 8
Yorky and taihoe
Chappy, elbe, and swiftsure 
I need to see Nimi, give me 3. 
torturous
Nimi mein
kristanto
Bad luck
zep be upon ye
Lmao
SKAM KAT!
No one will get nimi
8
I must
I've seen fubuki in my rolls more than anyone else
I think

0.8%
It's a z girl
he's losing it
10
Good luck on that..
Would be Better to see it on Black Wedding
There's no pity, come on..
600 is already 0.8%
1-10 cuz otherwise it crashes the game
suzu roll
Yay
So how long you think till he notices?
heathen
Anyway, anyone else?
Now make it be on the 1st slot

Marsellies in 6
1 in 3290
But in first slot it be 1 in 658
4/5 white hair
3
god bless
Hey Schwerer Panzerspähwagen Sonderkraftfarzeug Zwei hundert vierunddreißig Schrägstrich vier mit 7,5cm Pak 40 Panzerabwehrkanonenwagen
Stop
Thats hawks name
Fuck yeah
🙏🏻
And my name is: "I'll shank you with a tube of glue for not using English in this English server"
or no balls

No prease
wait
chkalov is always a W
Thats hawks name now
Yes we had an agreement
its one of my nicknames
Nein
do which? the command or change his name to those words?
aw shit hes back
Uh
Alright assholes, either use the thread for the purpose it's for or get out
I dont think

What
Ok ok
So, anyone else wanna roll secretaries?
@fair plinth 8
changing his name from soule bond demin to "I'll shank you with a tube of glue for not using English in this English server"
gimme another 10
ill take a 5
I'll take a 6
smug cat
I'll take a one.

REGENSBURGER 
eggburger
we got down-syndrome, that one sub, the DD nobody fucking knows, funny name DD and a walking public indecency
very lucky
aa

You can always roll again
Ackaggie
gimme a 10

Furutaka good
child, "kono posu wa kakui... desu ka?", renown, clevelad muse and whoever kasumi is
Kasumi is from DOA
desu wa
1
Are you saying that there is 0.00759878419% to get the ship you want on these 5 secretaries in 1 roll? 
To get all 5 you want, probably
he got nimi without trying
she says desu ka not desu wa
Enty, nimi, kizuna, and renown meta

bro its literally the voice line wdym-
How you even understand rht
Cuz he's a weeb
Are ears devices? 
Pin
Yus?
Gimme 7
nuh uh
Yuh uh
Nobody cares
⁶
5 to the power of 6 

5^6..
Aint that like almost more than 5 digits
nugget
That would be 15,625 rolls
UR SPOTTED
Adalbert 

Yeah but it's the worst UR
Kron is meh
oh wait its kronk
8

Kron is wife
4
Could only be better with NJ and Agir
oh my lord-
after 100 rolls
You really didn't
Everybody gangsta until someone pull 5 URs. 
Aw
Everybody gangster til oathed bulin show up
Atleast i aCtually have tanz der blumen
8
Good luck on 0.008%
Im not stoppin
5
gimme a number 9
It's not 0
Push za 1
a number 9 large
Roll-on..
Amagi, bremerhot, bertin, and ryuuho
ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda
New castle 
You'll get 1 roll or a bullet

Lol

he'll have a 2 roll
alright gimme 2
Where my 1
Ignored 
Talk too soon
la puccele no pantsu 
2
One man must imagine Soul-bound demon happy on rolling secretary.
he does it because he must
Are you really just gonna keep rolling till you get Nimi.... Cuz I don't wanna get stuck here rolling to satisfy your weird obsession (At least not without getting paid)
If this were a Casino I'd give no shits/
give him your soul

Alright pin last one
7
3

Haha
Nice
Must imagine sysiphus happy
No one's pulled a Bulin today, yet
3/658.
I'm an addict
real last one, 3
Basically im gambling my sleep time for such a small thinf
Go to bed
No
Yes
I'm getting so many UR
NEVER
Heh, 4 for bulins fr.
4 for 4
Roll de 4
you get 1 more
I swear i will
Btw, Ranger. 
pick a number

1+1 = not 2 so 3

Putting down on my notes: "Being a smartass"
One must imagine sysiphus happy
Daily reminder*
nimi less
1
the cute secretaries
Plot twist, He just retired nimi.


You aint gibe me non no more imma go
everyone sleep
truly fr last one
Everyone isnt in sia
4
It's 8:31 Pm...
everyone sorry today rest
Griddy💀
I say right foot uh
Dorse
MOMMY LILA!? 
Atago
I like pale skin. 
So i can assume you like Dracula's daughter?
Alright boys, my stomach is rumbling which means it's time to close up Roulette
D-daughter?


4
Why not?
Hammann escaped from the basement? 
Alright, get goin'
Oak yes
It's breakfast time

17
1-10
So how is this played?
roll it until Cheshire
Not how it works
Pick a number from 1-10.
I roll secretaries.
you get what you get
3
Damn
You can reroll if you want
Better
7
Ignore Z46 and I like it
You oathed gold bulin?
I oathed all of them
Why
Why not?
3
10
12
Atago 
I only got lolis too, except Hiyou
I choose to ignore invalid numbers to reduce the amount of game crashes

Cuz rerolling secretaries this often crashes the game
Oh ic
Ill go with 7
So we got:
Mommy, Iron Man, an idol vtuber, idk what to describe oyashio and lamp
So the limits is from 1-10?
Preferably, yes
Icic
Please realise your odds of getting Helena are tiny
4
I should fine a way to make people pay me if they wanna keep rolling for one particular character
gambling at its finest
Solid line up
Id like to roll 7 times
5
1
let me do this, 2
Goated roll, 4
Goated roll, I'm done for the day
Got brest, choukai, and minne
Ruppy
, uhh 8
Perfect way to end the day
Bad roll, got felix
7
goated roll, but lets reroll to 1
Hindenbooba 
Hinden mommy
goated, mkay les go 2
Ayanami and Alabama are good ones, 7
Game crash... gimme a minute
ooof
9
Doesn’t feel good enough to end on, 1
Not enough boobs or sanrui, 5
Ark wife
alright this is the last one, 3
3
7
Im not getting gnei meta
, 8
3
Not the saint louis im looking for, 9
6
10, also can i ask u something in dms
I'll take it 
Sure
4
Yeah i can settle with this, royal fortune gf
Goated with omega gyat rizz from ohio
wtf is this?
Say a number 1-10
Pick a number from 1-10 and roll secretaries
8
2 lolis... hmm
7
Coincidence? I think not
LOL
well at least it isnt ALL lolis
I’ll take zui
only azuma.... lucky 7 again
pin, you just tabbing the random secretary according to the number of times we say right


















