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Good evening, Amagi bros
I dont typically talk here, but today I come with a silly message
After the announcement of Smolsashi, I have decided (by myself) that Megatron is now canon in the AL universe as the caretaker and bodyguard of Smolsashi
Both
100k
after this gonna grind the rerun till 50k

AYE. THE EVENT GACHA MOMENT IS FINALLY OVER. 
outsold bleach, spy x family, and gintama btw
truly the anime of all time

story so good but animation so wack
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2047767690509795814
Lmfao, the anime is an insult
Congrats. For me Yukino was the hardest to get

Wtf faust changed pfp it must be raining bananas.
This season anime so good that make me wanna go full weeb
one of our sophomores got caught cheating
lmaoooooo
basically after their final term exam our teacher wrote in their group chat that he'll be giving out a 2nd chance to those who admitted they cheated and will forgive them by handing out another exam for them to make up for cheating
What is sophomores? Are that some kind of mushroom?
u lucky i cant post images

skill issue
those who were caught cheating and not admit it will automatically fail
so this kid didn't admit and he was given a failing grade
he complained and even brought his mom
the teacher busted out his laptop and showed them CCTV footage of him looking at the camera and looking between his legs which was where a cellphone was
mf gonna learn the hard way
got bored and made a gameboy micro adapter and now i can trade/battle with the gamecube 
thats looks hazardous
Holy shit a gamecoob
dw its fireproof 

Do you guys buy current event skins?
no new taihou skin so no
Ibuki skin too good to pass
The pose of Yukino's skin is so good IMO but is it worth to buy?
Yukino looks awesome already so it's a skip imo 
follow your pp
haoplay or darkwinter lol
Saw a sugar cube
Or ig a salt lick to be more accurate
Ill never get over how there's just, a big salt cube animals lick
finaly done with event 

















Welp. Another moment for a mandatory update it is.
https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2049352983331188985
Dear Commander,
After the upcoming mandatory update, you will be able to log in to the game using your new Yostar Account. Please create your Yostar Account and link your game account in advance at the Account Center: https://t.co/e2yo048myQ. We also recommend saving screenshots
||+10 dock space.
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Done 







PC WHEN THEN? 
Surely linking your Yostar acc to your Steam account is a hint for pc port 
Any 
Here
Rip
Yes.....
Although that his will from that legendary quote he had already stated will always continue to live on.
man must be suck for new player, having 3 event at once

Already 1/3rd through 2026

imagine google think i was not from my country because i speak english too often
my account get flagged and can't redeem giftcard normaly

Birb

Taiho the best birb, ever. Truly. 
Was watching how to properly cook omelette, and my opinion is, the less dish your wash the better 


The DoA collab had finally ended I see.
Thankfully the amount of cubes that I currently have still has the 4-digit number. 
||~1080 cubes. I will check again later on once I'll login to the game later on.||

Thank goodness. I still have 1.1k cubes this time.
It may not be a lot of cubes at this point.
But it's already more than enough for me to be ready for the upcoming UR event this month.
new UR soon because CN anniversary
What in the
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Doubt that
How do people keep falling for these scams
We need to force these kids to play mmos, the minute they trade all their valuable shit and get nothing in return or lose their account they'll be set for life
It’s digging holes for the 21st century
Sharing these doesn't necessarily mean you fell for a scam, can also have your pw be compromised
Oh right yeah, I always forget about companies being hacked and passwords leaked
it also come from malware, example that if you download ilegaly software
That also falls into falling for a scam territory, always do your research when it comes to that stuff. And if you want to be extra safe run it in a virtual computer first
Yep. Especially if it comes from Mr. Creap
You could prevent your passwords from being hacked with a password manager and a different password everywhere but I still give it a pass simply due to how inconvenient it is
Like I do not want to open excel every time I have to get a password 
Yeah, also changing your passwords regularly is kind of a pain
It was manageable back in the day, but now every site requires one and you can easily forget which sites you have accounts on
Im not looking forward to 20 years from now. I imagine it will be even worse
Every one of my passwords is a different combination of swear words or “passwordssuck” or something along those lines.
Oh yeah goated tip. Use Excel for a password manager, it's "free"
not labeled fucking password manager, you can lock spreadsheets and if you name it something like "housework to do: I locked it so don't bother trying to add shit anymore" no ones going to look there. Plus you can delete it across different devices or keep it on only one
just write it down on a notebook 
true, if I write in cursive no one can read it 
Cant, my hand writing is ugly as hell
works even better
just translate the pass to enigma code or something

The Sex
I dont have intrepid
they lack the common sense that scammers are pajeets indeed.
The Sex Legion
First L2D LETSSS GOOOOO

wtf its banan
Actually nvm, i forgot you could hold hands in game. Must hold hands.
It's oke you won't get a whole litter of kitten, she's wearing gloves
Mint wife. Another member of banan's yuri harem 
Poggers harem? 
New UR is iron blood
again ? 
What's next, no hms event? 
Nah, new hms event but it's a single new ssr hms, the others are kms, ur included
Still love how they commissioned art for an hms submarine and then used it for a battleship 
Cant forget the goofy shoes
Dear Commander,
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Better bind your AL accounts on the Yostar website for those who haven't done that yet.
I bind my account to my soul

PFFT 
for the people that quit since 2023 n earlier on aint gonna care enough to have their accounts mass deleted after the new yostar login method ROFL
I found her
2023 alr 3 years ago?
wtf
if you round up 2020 is almost 10 years ago
Hello! this is my island visit code in island planner mode:
3LZLVWFND

Holy


wtf banan new pfp
where 
Not here
But over there.
How are y'all? How long till maintenance ends?
3 hours.
Alr thanks for info
salty soy souce indeed are salty, i thought there was a bit sweet in it
i can't believe that the ommelete i cook get a sweet from hot souce what kinda souce is that
sorry i need pyrox 
Firmly grasp it
imagine doing all of item farming and still have time for the island 
no wonder they give us free gems
I barely have enough time for dailies and opsi grinding. 
I already logged in to the game successfully.
Now I'll have to wait until the maintenance will be finished.
Downloading apps/games from the Google Play was literally a pain in the ass. Specifically for the games the takes large amounts of storage.
Since the wifi speed literally slowed down on the halfway for the downloading progress.
i have 6gb of space and it keeps asking me to uninstall some apps 
delete ur taihou loods
40 gigs left, i hope gfl release the ots14 patch so i can finally uninstall
25GBs of storage for me on my main device (Huawei P30 Pro).
And <29GBs of remaining storage for my Samsung A50. ||If both AL and GFL2 were installed on that device.||
I wished that there will be a Gridman collab for that game soon.
Since that there are rumors that it will likely be implemented at anytime within this year.
So that I can finally play that game happily when that happens. 
Whatever collab they do isn't interesting enough when you get nuclear powercreep

Rip.
Cowpens tatas too big
Looks like that a new phone is needed if you still really wanted to play on phone.
bruh i dont even remember hiratsuyu has retrofit
The new login system is basically the same as the old one.
You simply need to type the verification code twice the first time you log in to your account in-game right after installing it.



The real inside of a fusion reactor

Same

greek event 


shut up about tea party we need more [Laffeydrink] stickers in room 1














Indeed. No fun on my watch
my parents think that i can't cook other than egg stuff, they ware suprise i cook them meat stew, the only reason i rarely cook thing like this is preparing ingridient are so time wasting
like literaly it took me an hour half just to prepare meat and filtering it scum after i boiled it
eggs are nice, heat up your pan crack the eggs and wait till it done, feeling fancy, just make an ommelete cut some leek, add a bit soy souce, or tomato, if you want something sweet just make pancake out of it
eggs are great
they are indeed

There's an old saying about you can tell how good a chef is depending on how many ways they can make eggs




Dw. I'll do it again






Was it? Ive seen longer

The reason why i interupted it was because we do warn for spam. But if you all want a warning that bad by all means. Do continue
But those werent from different people
Different people. All pepega 😔
We sharing the same braincells
Ape together strong
Indeed there is strength with numbers in some cases. 
If the chance was lower than 100% and the output still one, it's still 50/50 
sex together stronk



Aww, i like that jelly fish a whole lot
Least favorite as in "still favorite but lowest in the fav ranking" or "literally just hate this one" ? 

i hate it 
monkey see
-> neuron activation
Understandable.
diablo 4, lilith as "strong female" character, "oh her dad was abusing her" NO SHIT HIS DAD WAS LITERALY DEMON
D4 so boring i'm still playing D3
that said, amazing cutscenes
"You belong IN HELL!"
(rips off Inarius' wings)
nah im just nostalgic about d2
no way i'd call a game better when you can miss a hit cuz the mob moves faster than you can swing so you just never hit shit
Blood raven as a melee

Pogger
For some reason I crave a food with onion in it
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make this
i rarely using my oven at the point im afraid using it because it might blow up

i dont want my neighbor come out from thier house to find out i was making fire to just roasting an onion



Ngl, Banan having to type the
emote had reminded me of that sticker in my perspective.
Damn there a new flex seal products that can work even under water
Phil Swift trying to one up Billy Mays
couldnt they always work underwater?
It aint a flex seal w/o working underwater
he sawed a boat in half and then road the boat
sounds pretty underwater to me
also rip billy mays 
I think there’s a difference between work underwater and being applied underwater and still working
yeah there is
new UR seems a BB and subs

thats never happened before, they're finally switching things up!



Ask z52.
Boats can't fly, why is she up there 




Guys we should keep it original, what about we try a rainbow with our different coloured names
but i dont want to be gae
there aren't enough role colors to make a rainbow, which is a shame. what about role icons?
There's even less of those








@glacial pendant i been quite addicted to the tft gamemode, something abt turning Sakiko and Ash into british make me giggle
In arknight i mean
personally not a superfan of it, but at least i would consider playing it
unlike RA
also wdym making them british 
There an item that turn them into other faction
at least put 
after killing off the chain



pass the ball if you aren't gonna shoot
Tf you mean pass it, I only have 2 left bro 
Gorbar
AL x Nier Automata not in my bingo list

admiral hipper retrofit
aint no way
UR(BB,SS) SSR(CA, META CV), SR(DD 2)

Happy birthday.
haburger birday
Happy birthday family 
🫴 🍔
happy bday bby
thank you, thank you very much
ass2 and 2butt
2 additional free collab units yeah.
Unless if Manjuu decides to make that as a regular collab event.
Instead of that being a mini-collab.
Nevermind. That will definitely be a mini-collab event.
no
Where the salsa
On average human male have less than 2 balls, you'll be fine trust
Happy birthday, the longer an eldritch live the more horrify they become
thanks, if I get old enough maybe one day a racist from rhode island will make a short story about me 
How key is it that they’re from Rhode Island?
As long as the author says I'm an indescribable horror and then immediately describes me in great detail I guess not that key

Not sure what story it was tbh
The doll looked like Anya from spy family but I only watched season 1 back when it first aired so not sure
Oh, arknight main story, since you said rhode island
Lurker
Never played arknights
Lovecraft is from Rhode Island that's why I said it. Why did they name an anime girl after Rhode Island of all places

Rhodes Island is your landship, your base
Nah.
yoink

@glacial pendant
shishimotes that im making :3

fixed ver. forgor her ribbon


Well, the thing is, if i yoink every nano sticker/emoji i see, I'm not using essex ever again.
i too yoink nano emotes

iron blood javelin 
This scene made me fangirl sm

so i was correct that skin is 2d so YEAH MUST BE JIGGLING LIKE CRAZY
AL should’ve done theses skins in game
Oops wrong chat
But still, I hate the nearly nude copy past of the past year
agreed </3
Put all the tomboys in suits 
@gentle olive












YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME- I come back to Azur Lane for the 1st time in 2 Years to prepare for the new Collab, 1ST BUILD I PULL SHIMAKAZE
Oh, it feels good to be home

You guys at it again 
Smh. Gonna have to give yall a smack for emote spam at this rate
It's bait to keep you here

my 10 hours long video got 100+ views
thats quite alot for a 10 hours playing a niche game
no one watches a 10h video so my guess is
they fell asleep and the algorythm led them to your vid during their sleep.


If it has to do with NieR, oh I'm sticking around alright lmao- That game changed my LIFE, thank God I have 250+ cubes saved up. Clear the Ironblood Event and prepare for the NieR collab, this is MADE for me lol
Ahh new Mogador skin. One of the biggest reason for me to still play al is to see how far it can go
676767
20+20+20+7
That prinz moritz skin.. Please have mercy on my wallet


Since May 20 is Wednesday, maintenance will definitely be on that day for this week.
the maintenance will always be on the day they do a maintenance

Just remember, maintenance only begins once it ends
Truth nuke.
no way
I spent all of work yesterday slumped in a corner half awake mumbling whiskey johnny. Don't get addicted to pirate games kids
bro has a j*b
💀
Sadly
massive day for the emplyment
I remember watching sitting ducks as a kid, maybe its time for a nostalgia rewatch 
show came out in 2001, truly ahead of its time
Wait, most of yall don’t have jobs? 
bro whae
Oof, guess im a different demographic.
well we do probably, but making fun of how much time we waste here is funny
"Life is boring, so uh, bullying and trashtalking people as the punching bags on the server could help"
- Amagi Room 1 (c.2023)
you're welcome.

I didn’t know you were Canadian

Ehh
Ngl. This slime will be a good idea to add to terraria.
Encapsulates the AL playerbase pretty well i'd say
Roonie 
pretty sure I had that card as a kid
eh 
Everyone that ever play yogioh have trap hole and man-eater bug
didnt have man eater bug dont think
I only opened one pack iirc
all I remember is the hole, toon world and pot of greed
How are you not in shadow realm?!
never really got into it
same with the pokemon card game
I just kind of sat at the lunch table and watched
One of the Internet videos of all time
That's what it do
Angry brib


some women be wearing revealing clothing in public then spend half the time covering themselves
like
commit to being a ho or wear a decent dress next time

This is like the most confusing thing ever ngl.
It’s not that, they either only want to show it to someone they like or they don’t wanna get cold
Of course it’s different when they fully commit to the thing
Doesn’t that go against your name? Tiddy worship but not in real life?


Nice hair, did u get a haircut?
ye
damn mogador video blew up on twitter, i just think the skin is funny
It's simply goofy
it is
and i think they ware marketed as "funny" skin instead a sexually appealing
but im glad it get people attention
son
daughter
Nephew
honestly the onlything i fear in UR event is ssr or sr insn't drop after pity
Niece
Verd

Gold hasn't dropped for either of my 2 accs yet
Where did you go all this time 
You forgot me in your basement
Had to dig my way out with stick
So that's where my stick went
Well it broke

am i gonna die tomorrow or smth
nah im still pulling for em frfr
Best of luck, you used up quite a bit
I z15 and Got in 20 pulls both accs
Then Moritz is ghosting
170 on alt 110 on main
i guess that's pretty much it. screw meta elbe
i can js farm up
100% recommend to play starting force uma before pulling
for hype and aura purpose
luck up +
can't belive i run out of Main ship to raise that increasing tech level, the only left is alt and colab
first time 100% finaly







Off light, she should be there for you
Nope, she doesn't in there with wichta, leipzig and doretshire. Ship in collection cannot be build in pool anymore
Collection unlocks light I have like 4 maury iirc
I remembered that I pull lots of Wichta but now I cannot pull a single one
They removed collection ship from the pool


🍋
Yeah, unsure if they did remove, or just not on ww
I remember building a Maury like a month ago in light
Nope
maybe it because she was a reward from unlocking ship
🍋
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👔 🫴🏻
🍋
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Any
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🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋
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dat iFunny watermark

yo hot take, the L2D skins are so awkward now
🤨

truth pink
The team literally adding more gimmick to the l2d skin just for someone called "awkward"
Can we please remove all these kid’s comments, it’s not funny if you comment it on every single new ship
Clearly these were the only words on his mind when it comes to him typing on a comment.
Must have been very unfortunate for him typing the same exact comment on every ship he had.

I think I seen him on Twitter too and leaving same comment on it
Probably he's on edgy phase

holy gakis
sad waste of plastic
He has that comment on every ship, no originality
I bet he has multiple accounts too just for that upvote 
That literally confirms that Kazama player is pathetically a no lifer for that case, lmfao. 
Not to mention one single word that would perfectly describe him.
Braindead.
Ppl still play this game?
I don't play other gacha game for sure 
Free to play game feels like chores to play
Daily daily daily

insane powercreep and shit rates from other games make me enjoy AL for sure
And the ticket for gacha in azur lane is easy to obtain
that too
although i got cuked so hard by the collab banner i actually had to whale cubes
for the first time in
7 years
Honestly I either play old single player game or adult game most of the time 
oh yeah same
save for the adult game part 
i keep going back to blizzard games
i still play diablo 3, still play wow sometimes, and recently ive been replaying starcraft 2 campaigns
still stuck to warframe too
I'm waiting for grim dawn DLC that gonna released September this year 
I'm too old for being a competitive in video games too 
yeah i know, same, grandpa.

I'm only competitive when it doesnt bother me
like ranking no.1 in wow raids normal mode for my item level 
Mentality of Playing azur lane," your phone doing nothing why not just use it for farm resources" 
I hadn't launched AL on phone for months 
I only have al in my phone 
I never want buy new phone unless it broken or something
Or someone give me for free
I only play on pc, barely use any resources
I remember buying my PC just for elden ring the newest game haven't giving me passion to buy new one 😞
If only crimson desert has character editor
Not even an original IP character 

speed chess over gaza lets goooooo
Can't believe that some food are elevating salt tastes to a new level, some bland food after you sprinkle some salt on it taste so great
@lavish aspen
#off-topic message
do not play pgr sadly

Big.
Gigantic.
Massive.
Humongous.
Bazongious.
🍋 👌

mermaidfox
fish
in 4 weeks mayhaps
Bluewhale archive

Never doubt
fih

When in doubt, always remember the
.
Lmao who made this
that is the greatest channel in azur lane official 
Something fishy is going on here


Banan Frontline 2 mentioned.
👉🍌
Hello everyone!!!
I have been a player in the game since late 2022 I think? Its been a long time.
I created a new account started fresh because I lost it
😅
I forgot what I used
Check your old images as well as any prior purchases if you have any images with uid and contact support
Or check email for anything from info@mail.yo-star.com
Thank you!


is 3am and i just google "what the benefit adding long barrel on gun" because i see someone put long barrel on his P90
iirc shoot further and more accurate
at least with older guns
I dont know much about modern guns
surely you didnt miss the long-barreled mp7 too then 
https://x.com/i/status/2058780066918899766
is this the new "fuck you, bullpups your x"
That has to do with legalities. In the USA, in order to sell that gun to a civilian without a tax stamp and extra government paperwork, it needs to be sold as a rifle (rifle being defined as a 16” barrel). Whereas police and military get the original 10.4” barrel for the small size and maneuverability.
yea that same guy
i much more suprise it was actualy really benefical tho
I have irl gun-tism, so I can go overboard answering your questions lol
Yes, longer barrel length equals great projective velocity (to a point) and makes sure more of the gun power burns while the bullet is still inside the barrel
More velocity = less bullet drop and more range. And more kinetic energy when that round hits flesh
And I will stop at that level or tism for now
I dont own any guns but I have a crossbow I bought from some guy who was making them in his garage
If you can I would recommend. Very fun and good for target practice or defense. Once you realize it’s a tool and how to handle it properly, it’s safe and good
maybe some day. maybe ill get a musket for home defense just as the founding fathers intended. I heard people have started to 3d print cartridges for those old guns lmao
AH YES, a ship girl game, where one of ship used orbital cannon to destroy an eldrict life form that starting to invade humanity
Because why not

Where funnysex?

Brother w8 for free pulls 😭 😭 😭
i stopped at 110

Filipino rio

@regal crag @delicate basin
This is the
chain we did so far on Room 1.
It may not be a long
chain, but at least we got it. ||I hope that it will be longer next time.||
Doing the seggs work 









