other-games

[gritty mica]

GMT-4

[timid mantle]

oh

so confuse to calculate the time

[gray monolith]

This would be 13:00/1PM in the UK

Annoying how there are so many timezone standards

[sick skiff]

UTC and GMT are off slightly apparently

[gritty mica]

how off?

[gray monolith]

what do you mean off?

[gritty mica]

courtesy of gun

[sick skiff]

One is that GMT goes by Greenwich Mean Time and the other is Universal Time Coordinated

[gray monolith]

UTC-7 is GMT-7

example

at least that's how I recognise reset time in games

[sick skiff]

The problem is GMT does kind of a +/-12 while UTC does kind of a wonky +16/-12 or something odd like that

[teal talon]

pain

[twilit bison]

Specifications of Project 77 Class battleship; Portsmouth

Speed: 32.9 knots
Displacement: (standard load) 96,506 t
Power: 375,500 hp
Propulsion: 4 boilers, 4 shafts
Length: 370m
Beam: 45m
Draft: 11.2m

Armament:
8x2 BL 15” MK I Naval Gun
4x4 380mm/45 Modèle 1935 Gun
16x2 8cm/60 Type 98 Naval gun
26x3 25mm Type 96 AT/AA gun

Equipment: 2x Type2-Model3-Mark2 15m Radar and RangeFinder
1x Mark37 FCS and Mark12 Radar
Aviation: 2x 20m amidships catapults
4x F1M Spotters

Behold, this monstrosity

[worthy shell]

thirty two 15” guns?

[gray monolith]

friend of mine

[twilit bison]

Yes

Originally had 30 (triple and quad centreline guns) but I decided on a more uniformed layout in the end

[worthy shell]

lord almighty.

[orchid ocean]

Madlad

[gray monolith]

legit no idea how he did it

[nimble vigil]

with dedication and good char build

[nimble vigil]

[gray monolith]

Done with the pain

[timid mantle]

guys look who is here 😄

i left this game for a while, should i comeback wth these team

[snow drum]

I need to see the ship! The silhouette isn't enough!

[long lintel]

[gritty mica]

fitting title

oh_shit.mp4

[long lintel]

[gritty mica]

truck go

[astral barn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[long lintel]

i couldn't control myself from doing this...
sorry @halcyon pollen

[halcyon pollen]

[gritty mica]

help step bro

stuck

[timid mantle]

aint no way

wtf

[glass schooner]

The power of ctrl+shift+i

[timid mantle]

It is forbidden for us but i can ask permission for a screenshot.

[glass schooner]

Genshin stream codes, 2 so far

DSPVUN2BKH5M
CB7UU6KT2H59

[timid mantle]

NTPVU7JTJYPD

last one

hyping the livestream for free primogems enjoyer

[orchid ocean]

it's been a nice live

[gray monolith]

true

[teal talon]

Are they still valid?

The codes

[orchid ocean]

yeah

[teal talon]

[nimble vigil]

Just need 5% more cdmg and she'll be gucci

[sick skiff]

I wish my Noelle could do that damage on a normal basis

[timid mantle]

https://youtu.be/vi-bdUd9J3E

When this was announced, my balls exploded

[timid mantle]

Quake reboot when?

[gray monolith]

Another level 10

[teal talon]

nice

[lunar wave]

I hope your balls have recovered from the explosion

[timid mantle]

could be better tho

do you have the achievement where you would kill him with ease?

[nimble vigil]

For a C0, it's enough unless you're talking about C1 and beyond. Though, I don't go that way (I can't anyway, I'm broke)

[timid mantle]

i mean you did say "need 5% more cdmg"

im just repeating what you said lol

[nimble vigil]

You mean the one under 30 secs?

[timid mantle]

yeah

[nimble vigil]

Yeah, I do

[timid mantle]

nice

[nimble vigil]

Her current stats, just 5% more for 250% cdmg

[timid mantle]

not bad actually

200 alone is nice tho

[nimble vigil]

I can get to 250 but that means I have to lose some atk

[timid mantle]

ya true

[nimble vigil]

And I actually slightly lose a bit of overall DPS if I did that

Which I did and tested

[timid mantle]

i mean you got ayaka, i dont

what i got is hydro ayaka

c2

[nimble vigil]

Lost like 500 damage

[timid mantle]

oh ya

[nimble vigil]

Level 10 burst talent, did around 12.6k per tick with 245% cdmg, 2145 atk

And 12.1k for the other

[timid mantle]

good enough either way

bennett would make up for that missing 500

[nimble vigil]

Bennett
Mona

[timid mantle]

waaaaow

bennett slander, i see

[nimble vigil]

Male chars get sent to the coal mines

[timid mantle]

i send whoever i feel like it

i mostly send mona to mora expeditions

cause yknow

she's broke

[snow drum]

Complete annihilation

[gritty mica]

insert bb x cv kissing

[worthy shell]

god

look at how chonky they are

[gritty mica]

thems massive

death

[soft spruce]

Going down with your ship

[ebon iron]

he drippin underwater

[twilit bison]

Fucking dock limit was ten ships

[sick skiff]

And you have to pay a boatload to have one more slot I'll bet

[twilit bison]

Nope

You simply couldn’t get another slot

Didn’t help that the actual Jeong abandoned all development of the game after 2018, allegedly due to legal issues. He had, after all stolen a previous version of a certain game called “Battleship Craft”

[honest wave]

yay legend lol

[astral barn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[timid mantle]

yoo 2 man

||enin roolf s'taht ekis||

[teal talon]

What

[nimble vigil]

time to stop ranked game until the split

[timid mantle]

I got my wife 🥰

[timid mantle]

// I’m not soeedrunning to marry Ryuuhou I swear

[timid mantle]

Ark Royal

[astral barn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[teal talon]

How's it hanging?

[snow drum]

spider-beaufighter

[robust dawn]

Gaijin moment

[snow drum]

Is on the test drive on a real battle is really hard to pull out

[worldly horizon]

Anyone here plays any form of Blockchain games?

[molten sigil]

Psst, Genshin gang, do your Parametric Transformer.

[gray monolith]

remind me in 2 days

[glass schooner]

[teal talon]

fuck is a parametric transformer

[soft spruce]

oh shit, you're right

[soft spruce]

this thing

you put stuff in it to turn it into more useful things

like berries or something

[teal talon]

don't have it yet

lmao

wait, isn't this given to you by Albedo

[soft spruce]

no

its a world quest in liyue called "Tianqiu Treasure Trail"

[teal talon]

oh ok

yeah so anyway I didn't explore enough into Liyue on my new server account yet

[soft spruce]

ah

[gritty mica]

racing gone wrong

everyone died

[teal talon]

@gray monolith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydPqFAEgHzs Hold ya wife

Hold ya kids

BECAUSE YEEE HAW

all Eternity? nah, It's eternal depression

[gritty mica]

normal

[long lintel]

Prinz Eugen

[soft spruce]

steps to be an archon

[snow drum]

The azur lane skin has the turrets top too pinkish

[gray monolith]

I am C3 ing her

[teal talon]

I have 29 pulls saved up just from 18 to 20 days of playing on the asian servers

I need SUPPORT

If she don't come home within 30 pulls

I'm fist fighting my luck

[orchid ocean]

guess what? i reached ar 57

and... i got mona!

[teal talon]

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

Wait

That's not a good thing for me

Since I haven't rolled, I don't have any good weapons to increase my dps

So I've been using the Favionius war bow for my amber

[gray monolith]

I ve been hunting free primos for a while lol did 100% Dragonspine and missing 2 chests!

[orchid ocean]

you can have my wolf gravestone for a mona

[gray monolith]

Grats! and lol

[teal talon]

I already have mona for my other account

[gray monolith]

i am so close

[teal talon]

And wolf's gravestone

I'm AR 26

I've been doing things

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

AR25 when I finally walked my ass into liyue

I don't know what the fuck I've been doing in Mondstadt neither do I want to remember

All I know is, I've made Progress

Until I reach AR30 and cry inside

[orchid ocean]

at ar 30 you unlock inazuma right?

[teal talon]

This is the part where I don't give af

I'm too busy GRINDING

Also that I need weapons

especially a book for my Ningg and my barely built Razor

Been putting all my attention into Amber and Keqinq

But especially Amber for that sweet sweet dps

[orchid ocean]

i wish i could use more amber, i love her design but her dmg it's... kinda low

[teal talon]

I promised I'd take her to end game

And I ain't fucking backing out of it

She's been a mainstay ever since I got her

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

Fuck, I'd even crown her

[orchid ocean]

i'm addicted to ganyu since i got her so i can't do the same

[teal talon]

Come, this is no place to die

Also that she does 275 pyro damage at her current level

[orchid ocean]

lmao

[teal talon]

I can bump those numbers up but I'm AR 26

[orchid ocean]

you got kazuha? he can boost her

[teal talon]

So no good gear or artefacts just yet

I'm saving for Baal

And I skipped Kazuha

And am skipping SAM site

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

I mean yoimiya

... What you recording down for

?

[orchid ocean]

i'm saving for yae

[teal talon]

Ah ok

[orchid ocean]

oh it's just a naruhodo emote

[teal talon]

You know her banner hasn't even been announced right?

I might get Aloy and pop her into my team

To replace razor

Actually, Nah. I'm building Aloy

Once I get her

Cyro damage go brrr

[orchid ocean]

yeah but i got enough supports

i don't really need baal

[teal talon]

Idk, I'm building everyone as main DPS

[orchid ocean]

even lisa?

[teal talon]

I meant the people on my team

But if I wanted to

Yeah I would

Look, what's the point of making supports when making everyone main dps would work

[orchid ocean]

i fear no man, but you scare me

[teal talon]

No no, hear me out

Mid combat, if I swap to another character. I can continue dishing out the same dps

On the other character

While providing the heat

It's genius

Plus I can combine all their ults as main dps builds

[orchid ocean]

some characters are just made to support like bennett and xingqiu

[teal talon]

You think this would stop me?

NO

Why do you think I'm building my keqinq and Amber

And Ningg

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

And maybe not my razor

[orchid ocean]

cuz waifu > meta

[teal talon]

No

My dumbassery beats meta

I haven't even attempted spiral abyss yet

Tried it a few times

Fucking hated it

Just like D2 crucible

[orchid ocean]

it's an endless chore tbh

[teal talon]

I've became Bwaap didn't I

Except the opposite and I'm going into insanity doing this

Building everyone on my team as main DPS gonna be wild

Yo

Even if they do like 100 max damage because I'm saving for Baal

And with Baal

Comes weapons

That I sorely need

[orchid ocean]

i still need an amos bow

but rng said skyward blade

[teal talon]

Gn

[gray monolith]

Just saw Baal animation..

now I dont know if I should C6 her

I liked her since she was said to be like Raiden Mei

but this is too much for my heart

[orchid ocean]

and your wallet

[gray monolith]

Probably

I mean I am going for C3 anyway

thats a given

but C6 sounds like a waste due to her C being basically just party boost

actually not even coop boost

rather

[teal talon]

am fucking doing it

And maybe an amber C1 to boost her damage output too would be nice

Ah fuck it

I'm the insane guy in this group

So I shall be the insane guy

[astral barn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[timid mantle]

i saw d2

anyways

these idiots in a genshin server summarized

derails the channel name for a good week or two
mod scolds and adds slowmode
"this place sucks, we're making and moving to the next "general" where we get hang out and nobody dares to stop us

they're derailing in a coop channel btw when ahem ahem general exists

i just dont get these people

[sick skiff]

It's the reason why the phrase, "This is why we can't have nice things!" exists

[timid mantle]

i don't even feel bad for guilt tripping them

i was the one who suggested for a slow mode

there's literally like 2 general channels for them to use, yet they use a genshin coop help channel and derail it

[sick skiff]

Also, if they like doing what they do, they can also make a private server for themselves

But I digress

[timid mantle]

they did

i read something along the lines of "scared of talking to foreigners"

like..what the fuck!? xenophobic alert?

just Because they're playing genshin at NA or EU is enough for them to not talk in general

[twilit bison]

They just can’t think and breathe at the same time. I suspect they might find themselves being hit with a Ban-hammer sooner or later

[gray monolith]

@timid mantle what happened

a wait in a server

not not the official one

was this server one of the mains?

or the funeral one?

[floral hound]

god damnit, they released requirements for infinite

https://www.ign.com/articles/halo-infinite-pc-system-requirements

I don’t even meet the minimum

Can’t even buy parts for my pc

cause muh cryptomining

[timid mantle]

Me: “I’m not into sadistic characters”
Also me:

[glass schooner]

Eicy is a good healer

[timid mantle]

some content creator's server

[twilit bison]

“You weren’t supposed to encounter them but ok”

[ebon iron]

amazing

[timid mantle]

o shiet https://youtu.be/nXJ8F9TUa_8

[timid mantle]

https://youtu.be/qnb4CxLvvQY

[soft spruce]

hydro archon

[gray monolith]

[lunar wave]

Good job

[gray monolith]

took a while

done with this too

[teal talon]

AR 27

5 more rank till 32

[gritty mica]

help

we are all stuck

[snow drum]

[long lintel]

[glass schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760771365958582342/880842970612514876/CN8Jzos0UkNBFpc5WWmY0BOOhQQDt_EEcpn59umrRm-9G2KJzZ6io0AskwyXJuBqTAOfZMzfG2OP6T4s1600-nd.png

[sick skiff]

So it's why she wants to murder any Vision owner that won't give their Visions to her

[teal talon]

WHAT ARE YOU AIMING AT?!

I'm not sorry

[timid mantle]

[teal talon]

I can imagine an Archon who's staring at them like "you had it, then you fucking missed"

[soft spruce]

le fishe

[lunar wave]

Feesh

[teal talon]

Get beaten by a Fish

[timid mantle]

i should've farmed for it

[teal talon]

I can't even get it

[timid mantle]

i was farming gambit wins yesterday

for funny gilded dredgen²

i got my priorities

[gritty mica]

oh god

eyeballs

[timid mantle]

phasmophobia?

they got new types of ghost?

[gritty mica]

yea

alot more ghosts

and alot more stuff to use as evidence

[timid mantle]

what're the new types?

[gritty mica]

goryo, maling, hantu and yokai iirc

hantu and yokai from older update

goryo and maling is quite recently

[timid mantle]

tell me more bout them

been a while since i last played phasmo

[gritty mica]

havent had the chance to meet the new ones myself

except hantu

[timid mantle]

tell me bout hantu

[gritty mica]

they're cold

figuratively

[timid mantle]

oh so freezing temp

[gritty mica]

that and they will catch you faster in a cold room

[timid mantle]

oshit

freezing cold rooms is their home base then

[gritty mica]

yeah
also something new too, sprinting

faster than before 😎

[timid mantle]

oh that's nice

[ebon iron]

soul knights coop experience

[glass schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616363000382750747/881320461378658344/FB_IMG_1630085869926.png

I'm at 50/50 and I will get 1 of those 5 fake Raidens

Imagine winning coin flip battles

[gray monolith]

won 50/50 4x in a row

watch me fail Baal

[glass schooner]

You won't

Also that's my first time seeing a 5* from pull 79

Not counting my Ganyu

[gray monolith]

I think worst I did is 83?

always with Ayaka ofc

ngl I wish had mona and Keqing

only two girls I am missing

[molten sigil]

Somehow, I have not been Qiqi’d yet. I expect it to happen during the Baal banner.

[sick skiff]

Well if you have Cocogoat, it might be likely there

[glass schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760771365958582342/881367409515184168/IMG_20210828_154433.png

There, a perect guide for us

[teal talon]

[astral barn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glass schooner]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/oq9h5K2tJBcypBu9Gh/giphy.gif?cid=790b76114489795861bfe822340a414355f5b1c36b3be1a4&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Soon

https://clips.twitch.tv/GrotesqueTallReindeerImGlitch-toZU-uPa288V4MhU

[teal talon]

I'm AR 29

And I already have 35 Interwined ROLLS

BAAL, BETTER COME HOME

[timid mantle]

what's your pity tho?

[teal talon]

I don't even fucking know

I'm not sure what the pity cap is

[timid mantle]

guarantee is 90

[teal talon]

So I'm going big or go home depressed

Going home depressed

[timid mantle]

soft pity starts around 70?????

[teal talon]

Yeah no, I don't think I'm even there yet

I've been one pulling on the standard banner

Everytime I get an acquaint

So I don't fucking know

I'm gambling my progress away

[timid mantle]

[teal talon]

May fortune favour me in 2 days

Wait, who's after Yoimiya?

Baal?

Fortune favours the bold

And I'm pretty damn bold right now

Come home please

Well, of to sleep

And off to cry

[timid mantle]

yeah

g9

[gritty mica]

intense carrier action

hot one on one carrier action

[analog drum]

someone else playing eso other than me

[twilit bison]

I’m sorry Leander

[deep geyser]

I love that game, it’s graphics aren’t great but it’s so fun for some reason

[soft spruce]

sweet dodge

[glass schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837317430576807977/881570692779348039/1630212268136.gif

Soon

[soft spruce]

yes

[teal talon]

I find it funny that Lumine is man handling a full grown woman despite her being shorter than baal

[gritty mica]

goodbye

i have to meet my celestial friends

[glass schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/760771365958582342/881875630751371284/raiden_shogun_and_qiqi_genshin_impact_drawn_by_yukinoshita_shaonjishi__sample-9ca026dbe5a5d4b082f1ad.png

Soon™

[molten sigil]

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

[gray monolith]

top 1 cursed game picture ever

I like Qiqi but damn...

no pls

[orchid ocean]

idk what's worst tbh, that image or your pfp

[gray monolith]

[orchid ocean]

[twilit bison]

“Don’t worry, I have the situation under control”

[teal talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvrW4aKwAXw @gray monolith @orchid oceanay yo, baal character demo out

[soft spruce]

the editing is getting better and better

[teal talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY now play it together with this without displacement

[soft spruce]

perfection

[gray monolith]

awesome

[glass schooner]

https://twitter.com/gcg_jp/status/1432614430886404104

ガール・カフェ・ガン【公式】 (@gcg_jp)

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今まで、ありがとうございました！

#ガルカフェ

Twitter · Aug 31, 2021, 8:01 AM

[gray monolith]

lol what

already?

didnt they just launched in EN?

actually not even launched lol

still in pre-reg

[glass schooner]

That's global

The one that just died is JP

Well, JP dying won't affect me since the main server is CN

But too bad, it affects some weebs

[gray monolith]

ah thought the entire game was going to die

[glass schooner]

CN KR and TW are still alive

Good thing their publisher isn't JP's first publisher

[teal talon]

Youmiya banner is gone

On the asian servers

SHE COMETH

Oh LORD

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-stay-calm-gif-16889541

[gray monolith]

?

ah just checked

[molten sigil]

Patch day for Genshin.

[gray monolith]

it's later today for me

anyway

yeah I know

still have 3h25m left on yoi

for me Baal is like on reset

maint is 5h prior it

[molten sigil]

Yoimiya's 4 stars kept me from rolling for her. Xinyan is not great, my Diona is already C6, and I have Venti/Kazuha/Jean for anemo.

[teal talon]

I saved for Baal since Ayaka when I switched, 36 pulls. 4 more for 40 pulls

https://tenor.com/view/the-muppets-kermit-the-frog-smh-shake-my-head-no-gif-4883582

[gray monolith]

Xinyan is pretty good

[gray monolith]

Gotta know how to use her and good arti ofc

like all 4*

[molten sigil]

Meh. I have Diluc and Eula for claymores. Fish-slapping soon.

[gray monolith]

I dont use them anymore

already reached lv10 with them

now tho I have the pain of using 4* not built... D:

[teal talon]

Razor

For mcslaps

[gray monolith]

I didnt build razor yet D:

like none of my 4* except very few

like

Diona, Sucrose, XQ, XL and few others

[teal talon]

I haven't even built my razor

I just use him Incase my Keqinq needs help or to destroy stuff

Btw, my Amber does like 351 crit

And 66 physical

80 something for crit

Amber slowly getting there

[gray monolith]

damn

[orchid ocean]

any masteless starglitter?

[nimble vigil]

Looking at my Ayaka stats motivates me to grind for artifacts everyday

[teal talon]

No, but i'll get them when Baal drops

[orchid ocean]

[glass schooner]

https://streamable.com/eqgl13

[gray monolith]

ahahaah

I LOVE THIS

[glass schooner]

It's kind of scary since I'm at 50/50

[gray monolith]

same

but I am not f2p

[teal talon]

Haha....

[glass schooner]

It actually is old

October last year

[teal talon]

watch them also deal big pp damage as a fucking meme, just like Amber

[glass schooner]

I don't get the big number competition, really

It's as if there's ranking table out there

[teal talon]

doing huge amounts of damage is great for me

taking it from a guy who plays MMORPGs

[molten sigil]

Pulls in Genshin are expensive, so it's to help people feel justified in spending or pulling for a character. I think this matters even moreso to F2Poors, because the game's resource management of resin and primogems matters so much to them.

[soft spruce]

dps = damage per screenshot, people like big numbers and want flexing rights

[glass schooner]

Genshin players somehow like big crit% damage too

not caring about the ATK

As long as the number of crit% is 200%+ they're happy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634961568571850753/844394569961177118/AKAGI_HEH.png

[gray monolith]

I just like ez life in abyss

[glass schooner]

We all do

but thinking 1000 damage 250% cdmg
is higher than 2000 damage 150% cdmg?

Have only seen that in GI community

[gray monolith]

let them be

[glass schooner]

[gray monolith]

only person I care to see doing big dmg

is tony

rest cannot compete

anyway

[glass schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wprBfd1aWG4

That?

[gray monolith]

yeah lol

[glass schooner]

Somehow it's pinned in my server

[gray monolith]

I mean it's tony

only person I actually enojoy

he does speedruns of challenges etc

and unbelievable dmg

not like 300k and that's it

[teal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ascension-sponge-bob-gif-15077046

I'n going for the Amber Ult Spam shred build

[glass schooner]

I want Amber cons, but that's extremely hard

[teal talon]

So eh, ESR, Crit rate, crit damage and then pump that pyro bonus dmg up

[glass schooner]

It's up, they said

[teal talon]

@glass schooner because it is, and I lost a 50/50

[glass schooner]

[teal talon]

I didn't even know I was in a 50/50

and my brother got Baal in his second 10* pull

FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

[molten sigil]

Gambling and probabilities.

[teal talon]

And he got her ex weapon, fucking piss off

I WIN

this time, he didn't get her Ex weapon

HUZZAH

I am a man on a fucking mission

[teal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/flashback-seasamestreet-gif-10051490

fucking everyone is getting her except me

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-crying-tears-broken-gif-15062040

[glass schooner]

How far are you from pity?

I lost the next 50/50

[teal talon]

I don't fucking remember anymore

I lost the 50/50

[glass schooner]

The free 10 summons won't happen anytime soon, unfortunately

[teal talon]

I cry

[gray monolith]

won 50/50

20 pulls

time to c3

[gray monolith]

after winning 6 50/50 in a row he came early at least

[orchid ocean]

[gray monolith]

i cant wait to show paimon

[orchid ocean]

That was fast

[glass schooner]

Go C6

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

... Fuck off

Everyone I meet is getting Baal

EXCEPT ME

What the fuck did I do at birth with my stat allocation?

Am fucking done

[orchid ocean]

ehe

[teal talon]

Eheyour fucking ass out the door

[gray monolith]

no lol

if only C4 boosted her E

then yes

shame it's c5

[teal talon]

I'm done with this bullshit

She just ain't coming home

[gray monolith]

[teal talon]

....

[orchid ocean]

[gray monolith]

[orchid ocean]

don't spend too much tho

[gray monolith]

I am done for now lol

no more

[orchid ocean]

that "for now" scares me

[gray monolith]

gonna do kokomi banner

but like up to first 5*

[teal talon]

I'm beyond pissed

At myself

and at myself

[lunar wave]

I found the toilet paper house in Project Zomboid

[orchid ocean]

well baal it's really funny to play

[gray monolith]

SHE IS

[teal talon]

Can't relate

Don't have her

And I gotta spend most of my days doing daily comissions

Side quests

For them primos

Just to get 10x pulls

... I'm starting to think I really just guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

[gray monolith]

[teal talon]

I'm legit the only one left without Baal

https://tenor.com/view/pain-painful-rip-gif-19017159

[gray monolith]

You have 3 weeks

If you are close to pity you could be able to get her

[teal talon]

I have a feeling she won't come home

[teal talon]

Man, no. No. She's gonna dodge my pulls for the 3 weeks she's available

[glass schooner]

Believe in RNG

[teal talon]

I believe in RNG

I believe in RNG to cuck me harder than an NTR session

If you didn't get the memo

I don't have much faith

[gray monolith]

the new archon quest

[gray monolith]

[orchid ocean]

Xingqiu as 5th emergency archon

[gray monolith]

lol

[teal talon]

3 interwined fates saved up

7 more to go and bust my ass dying

Hoo-ah

[gray monolith]

got another jean in standard after I pulled diluc. 4 pulls in total thanks to ascensions

[teal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-steve-carrell-yikes-cringe-gif-6056240

[sick skiff]

Jean is a fun healer to use

[gray monolith]

Jean is bonkers

[teal talon]

She's barbara

But she can actually deal damage

[sick skiff]

Well that's because of she uses a sword and not a magic book

[gray monolith]

Klee would like a word

[sick skiff]

Klee is a pyro and Barbara isn't

[teal talon]

Ironic, magic does less damage than conventional weaponry

Well, for hydro

looking at you Mona

[sick skiff]

Also, Klee is a 5* and Barbara isn't

[teal talon]

But Barbara was originally going to become a 5*

Right back atcha buckaroo

[sick skiff]

So @gray monolith your argument is invalid

[gray monolith]

ok

Sucrose would like a word

[sick skiff]

[gray monolith]

[teal talon]

Wish Mihoyo gave me a setting to turn off the cutscene play for 5* animations

[sick skiff]

Again Sucrose is Anemo based and isn't a healer type

[teal talon]

Like, sure. It's cool seeing it... But I eanna know what the fuck is going on before I get slammed dunked into the ocean by a Mitachurl with a shield

[gray monolith]

I mean... you were talking about DMG with magic books

I gave you 2

[teal talon]

Damage with books

Ningguang

Oh

Fyck

[sick skiff]

Well I was talking about comparing the sisters there

[teal talon]

FUCK

[gray monolith]

and in GI you can make pretty much any chara a DPS

[teal talon]

that was dangerous

[gray monolith]

you can make barbara DPS if you want to

people did

[teal talon]

stares at Amber

[gray monolith]

and cleared abyss

[sick skiff]

Yes, but can they do that for Amber?

[gray monolith]

yes

lol

[sick skiff]

But do they though is the $64 question

[gray monolith]

again

in GI you can make pretty much any chara a DPS

you can

and they do

[teal talon]

Time to make dull blade dps

[gray monolith]

especially pure f2p

[sick skiff]

And Noelle can..... after you max out her constellation

[gray monolith]

Const are optional

they do help

[sick skiff]

Optional he says

[gray monolith]

and give major benefits

[teal talon]

But you need cons for optimal DPS though

Like Amber

[sick skiff]

The guy who has Hu Tao

[gray monolith]

I mean I have many 5* with Const CX+

[sick skiff]

It's like base Klee is much better than Amber too you know

[teal talon]

Wish they gave us a chance to upgrade their passives

[gray monolith]

how?

[teal talon]

Me or wolf?

[gray monolith]

like what would you add more to let's say Klee

you

[sick skiff]

You mean trait farming

[teal talon]

Like upgrading Razor's stamina drain for all party members so it consumes less

And you can sprint for longer

Or increase the chance of getting a health bonus item when cooking

[sick skiff]

Well Klee can send out two bombs at once, while you have to up Amber's constellation just to get two Barron Bunnies out

[teal talon]

You know, that pizsass

[gray monolith]

ok but what would you do for klee?

her passive is to show you mondsdat specialities

[teal talon]

I don t have klee

How would I know?

[gray monolith]

idk the internet

[teal talon]

The fuck is mondstadt specialities?

[sick skiff]

I was just comparing how Klee is much better than Amber with 0 constellations for either

[teal talon]

Give me a run down first

[gray monolith]

like the flowers etc

[teal talon]

Oh, so finding materials?

[gray monolith]

that you can find only in mondsdat

yes

[sick skiff]

Klee find mats in Monstat

[gray monolith]

local specialities are those material you can ONLY find them in their own regions

like naku weed for yoi in inazuma

[sick skiff]

QiQi does that but for Liyue

[gray monolith]

correct

[teal talon]

Idk, upgrading can give you a larger radius of finding the materials, or you can say that they have an extra item when you pick it up or allow you to give a directional thing to day if it'd above or below

Idk

That or we just don't upgrade it

[gray monolith]

while a nice idea it would not work as the radius is your minimap basically

but again not upgrading would be kinda... weird

[teal talon]

increase minimap size

We could allow it that you could see it on the standard map?

[gray monolith]

like a 4* has upgradable passive while some 5* dont?

[teal talon]

Like, you increase the radius. You can go onto the map and see more further materials?

Instead of just solely the minimap

[gray monolith]

I mean that would require the player to open the map

which is not very user friendly

[teal talon]

I mean, lots of possibilities

[gray monolith]

imagine having to open the map all the time to see where X things are nearby

[teal talon]

You can scratch the idea entirely and say they give an extra item of the thing you picked up

Or something

[gray monolith]

Oh that's pretty cool

yeah

now I see that possibly

[teal talon]

Idk about the directional thing

To say if it is above or below

idk, seems useful because I fucked around trying to find something only to realise it's above me

You know what I don't get?

Why the fuck does Fischl get to have an expedition buff to lower its timer when Amber, who is an outrider... Usually patrol outside the walls of Mondstadt as her literal job doesn't get it

And she gets to cook... Better versions of a steak

Like, ????

Slightly confused why an outrider who'd job is to scout for threats outside the walls of Mondstadt doesn't get the expedition buff

[gray monolith]

mihoyo

[teal talon]

genius Mihoyo, genius

I also met the Walmart cat

I mean Keqinq in the story

... That was certainly interesting

Well, now I have to fight Childe

[timid mantle]

could be better

do know i barely have enough characters

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748379852146606091/882851502258012220/unknown.png

i can adjust my lineup

fuck magu kinki https://streamable.com/xo9lo2

[soft spruce]

god yeah, i fucking hate it when he gets iFrames when you do a burst

[teal talon]

Bruh, I can't even see his health bar go down. what the fuck

[timid mantle]

iframe moment

[teal talon]

How many phases is childe?

I remember two

Also, I did some one pulling and I got popsicle boy and chef you know can cook godly but question the methods

[timid mantle]

default phase, delusion, harbinger delusion iirc

[teal talon]

....

3 PHASES

... 3 phases more fun

[lunar dune]

[teal talon]

[timid mantle]

[sick skiff]

[timid mantle]

my phone couldnt handle the update

[ebon iron]

yes

[gray monolith]

one condensed 4 pieces

[timid mantle]

inb4 trash

[gray monolith]

[timid mantle]

[gray monolith]

[timid mantle]

oshit

not bad not bad

[loud snow]

FUCKING MIR4 MAINT AGAIN

WHY!???

FUCK!!!

[sick skiff]

So it's saying it uses 15 energy if you have 15+ energy? Am I reading that right

[orchid ocean]

yeah, it's usable only for yoimiya tbh, but that set falls in a hard spot

[timid mantle]

it works for anyone whose burst doesnt need high energy

[orchid ocean]

Haven't tested it out much ngl, I'm preparing for thoma and fixing my pyros rn

[gray monolith]

I am thinking to C6 Baal because next reruns suck

but baal const C4+ suck even more

[timid mantle]

c2 is worth

[gray monolith]

already have her at C3

but i really like her so no idea

I want kokomi too

so many nice chara

wish I had kazuha too

[timid mantle]

damn

whale moments

[gray monolith]

[timid mantle]

https://streamable.com/7qok7f

idk how i did it

but i got it

[teal talon]

you got stuck on a wall and since the hitboxes from those two lizards kept interfering, you've been put into a constant state of plunge attack

[gray monolith]

super cooooool

[timid mantle]

atleast im not gonna climb on top of something and do it

[gray monolith]

those were some serious plunges

[timid mantle]

ye lol

[glass schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/774973558764863508/882899988441604146/202192142539.png

[sick skiff]

Keqing, the cat lady

[gray monolith]

I wish I had keqing

or mona

[timid mantle]

i can give you a mone cause i got her at c2

for

f2p

[gray monolith]

I wish i had C0 mona or keqing

legit only pulling dilucs and jean

[teal talon]

ight, imma go fuck up Childe... one hour from now

[timid mantle]

i got mona, keqing, and qiqi from losing 50/50 lol

i think im made for liyue

i mostly got liyue 5*

those 3 mentioned, and xiao

[gray monolith]

I think all my 50/50 that I lost I got 2x Qiqi, 3x Diluc and 3x Jean

from chara banner

[timid mantle]

i sometimes want diluc

but at the same time

i can do stuff with xiangling only

or without any pyro

[gray monolith]

Diluc is pretty neat to use

but I stopped because already lv10 friendship

[teal talon]

Fuck him up Amber, fuck him up

YEEEEEEAH

ah shit, we fighting gods now? Shit, this feels just like home. Come here you tentacle fuck!

[teal talon]

cutting it close there

Dude across the harbour looking the adepti and the Qixing like "No one is going to fucking believe me"

[sick skiff]

He probably sees it as, just another day in Liyue

[timid mantle]

pokemon showdown is fun with friend

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

Me who doesn't have a max frostbearing tree yet

[tardy thorn]

🤔

[gray monolith]

lol

I still havent opend a single chest or got electroculi from the new islands

[teal talon]

Mobius 1, engage!

I'm not even in Inazuma yet, I've suddenly became a lawyer with Yanfei for a fucking teapot

[orchid ocean]

Honestly i love yanfei

I want more interactions with her

Btw it's just me or mihoyo straight up changed dendro archon's gender?

[tardy thorn]

[orchid ocean]

so zhongli is the last male archon

at least add shotas pls

[teal talon]

... Literally Venti

[orchid ocean]

that's a teen/young adult body

we don't an actual shota model

[teal talon]

I mean last male archon

Venti is legit male

And an archon

[orchid ocean]

zhongli too

and he's the second and last

[teal talon]

...

Damn

[orchid ocean]

[teal talon]

Then again, Gods can take up whatever shape they want

[tardy thorn]

They ant

[teal talon]

Since Zhongli turned into a female once for some jade statue or some shit

[tardy thorn]

Zhongli boutta be an ant

Tho I dont play GI I like seeing the lore

[orchid ocean]

i just need more male characters

[teal talon]

The marketing of the game

It says fuck you

[orchid ocean]

Life is not daijobou

[timid mantle]

moka why

[orchid ocean]

Wdym why cuz i want them

[timid mantle]

true same

[blazing nimbus]

I do agree that Zhongli’s I will have order really does hit different

[orchid ocean]

[gray monolith]

I liked her too much

[crisp jewel]

dayum bro, someone is motivated on PSO2...

[glass schooner]

See? You ended up C6ing her

[gray monolith]

I did

[glass schooner]

[gray monolith]

[orchid ocean]

Do you have enough money left to eat properly?

[glass schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759949383483129876/883496911145926656/unknown.png

Too much ER

[gray monolith]

does it matter?

I did it for Ei

[teal talon]

....

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-shocked-what-surprised-pokemon-gif-15655206

Fucking WHAAALE

[glass schooner]

Hmm, guess I should change the Sands
from ER to ATK%

Though I don't have any ATK% Sands with good crit subs

[timid mantle]

[soft spruce]

give all personal belongings

[timid mantle]

gliscor is so broken wtf

can learn earthquake
is immune to earthquake because flying ground type

[astral barn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[orchid ocean]