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..man,i just want my ice momma mitsuru
what's the problem son
dude can take over the business and become a billionaire but choose to be a gooner/loser
Boku no pico 
Now I know the Sentient Console Fucker isn't complaining about other people's games.
as expected. NO
watched the movie, but not the series. feel overrated
CSM has one of the worst endings in the 2020's
I don't get it's appeal.
I rather watch princess princess
"hey guys it's 2009 rn what anime do you recommend" ahh statement

would you rather watch...
A.Oshi no Ko for just 30 minutes
or...
B.whole Rent a GF
elfen lied
hear me out tho
the humble Oshi no Ko manga:
it has fanservice
lucy so bad 😩
30 minutes.
Rent a Girlfriend never gonna end
At least the first episode of Oshi No Ko is supposed to be good
C. me sleeps
that slopshow is still going?
season 6 contract in negotiations
That slop Book is still going
and then it became mid post ep1
Hey guys, the endgame spreadsheet isn't opening the options to select which mode for me on mobile
Hey, first episode is only 30 minutes long, yeah?

the guy just cant let go, can he?
last I heard author changed MC to his IRL looks
allat cash just to get rejected 😭
Glances at One Piece
Like I can't select between hard arbiter, meta, cm, w14/15
Rent a girlfriend should go full meta and become a POV adventure where the viewer gets NTRed
nah CSM was worse
I respect shows and manga that actually fucking end
Really push the envelope
can we pull the parcel?
Hi everyonen
idk what oshi no ko saying about... judging from fandom comment
from idol to killstreak
So the author is a cuck huh
It's about an Idol who has twins Who are also reincarnated cancer patient and Doctor.
I should push you off a cliff
shoutout to the RAGF MC for having a huge aura loss by getting rejected by Chizuru after allat huge wad of cash
Oshi yes ko when
that might just be the most out of pocket plot ive ever seen
Oh and the Idol dies in the second episode
and failed incest attempt
*first
why cant the japanese write a coherent manga for once
It does have this baby light stick dance though
put a fusion spell and reincarnate their mother
Ai Hoshino died in ep1 fym
rent a gf outperforming Spy x Family, Haikyuu, Shield Hero, and Komi-San
im crine

lets confuse all the f up
is it bad that I can accept this incest?
Zilf animated this
IDK I've never read or watched it
I don't watch anime
the dead is legit
BASED?!
and i stop exactly there and call it off
bro posting this without any links
cmon man
one thing's for sure...
what if Ai never opened that door?
bro watch nH-----
"The Girls Who Traumatized Me Keep Glancing at Me, but Alas, It’s Too Late "
Midou Yuragi, Ichitaka
Idk ask the author, it's a made up story after all
Japanese Manga and making the stupidest name ever competition
there is that jugem no jugem title
they all keep trying to outcompete each other in that department
Mangaka writing a manga about their life naming it as:
"I became a Mangaka and now I have to deal with crippling debt and predatory deadlines!"
boyish girfriend is alright
Is it about you?
Boo
u guys know what's happening in the gachiakuta community rn?
slice of lies life & romance comedy genre are all stupid
Doraemon sounds normal to me
Doraemon is cool
Larp
The long ass titles came from the LN era

wrong...
cursed Doraemon doujin do exist
been there done that
what was the one I read... Doraemon is a demon sent to Nobita, to fix his troubles... everyone who knows nobita dies
nothing much but looks like she gonna sit on someone
Doraemon is open ended
it was pretty meh so I didn't save it or bookmark
At leasst some new bulges tbh
I'm interested now in mentally broken MC
waiting for assasin childhood friend to update
wdym he can crack a marble tabletop using his palm
or was it quartz
what's clear is the author using a similar art style as asanagi
Eugen: Glowworm.... Headbutt her chest again.....
Infernal, don't you like cute, little Bunnies? 😄
these face is mood
she would bounce clean off. nothing to pen there 
daddy, why are boobs falling from the sky?
North Carolina is a cute little bunny 
If shinano rejects me, il choose taihou
well that is erm....oh look there a fish !
*slurp
eat the fish!
she looks delicious
my new brand will be saturn(tm), not VPhone anymore if so...
taihou gonna make you cosplay as albacore
Why does Musashi have so much fetish content

so the game is currently about 16gb + 3gb voices, 2.5gb l2d, 2.5gb dorm, 2gb island, give or take
Guy what larp mean
live action role play
like all rope pulleys
it's when a bunch of dudes go into a forest and start throwing little bags at each other pretending it's fireballs
You know the weird ones that made me terrified
Oh like am use stick pretend it a ak
D&D... Duck and Dodge
D&D - Donkey and Dragon
or Dip and Dive
SOP... Slime on Pasta
FCK, FCK YOU RATING
it's not pride month yet wtf
you don't need a special month to be gay
I think yostar treat me
Yum kis
Waste my 400 cube
maybe him skill issue
gday
1 less bulin
150 pull, still need Moritz, 5 Gotz.... which is worse?
Which is worse?
You are GUARAMTEED to get her on 200 pulls though
give me too
im down to 300 cubes
i cannot handle a mog & alsace rerun
not like uhh
i alr mlb both
z14 get back to the dorm
I Thankful enough to get one gorz and one Moritz
To much girl to build and to few gear to put T T
or youre becoming 4 medals
~~a certain someone would be very happy when they see this artwork ~~
give me my flappy mog
Aya
hi
Musashi is underrated by artists
Infirmament 
Musashi's pixiv page is so utterly fucked god damn I abhor gooners
yea. that "certain someone" is also a closet lolicon, even 
whats wrong with it? AI?
Much worse
I know one thing that's worse
I know two
Feel like Mog violating some rules regarding of parachuting but i can't prove it yet.
wow, not only posting a meme in no meme channel, but also a tropy is embeded in the meme
it's like, a double whammy
As Furry: I know a LOT
futa 
No Memes
Oh yeah, I have seen a lot of those things
my fursona is a mole
well shell be frozen solid if she keeps dropping xD
Where's Musashi content or they hate her as always?
Uma Musume SEX!
her nutritious milk enough to feed one grown man
which is me
do you want to be strong?
Drink Strength Choco milk
log?
Me
i don't mind
looks like it contain protein as well
just promoting the EN stereotype
Read? Never heard of that
I assimilate info
where did her eyes go
SON
omg, mog wants to shower
mog need shower because people constantly bully her for being stink
Hmm
hmm
where did this come from ? all she wants to do is sniffing 
Who is she and what has she done with the sniffer?
Not asking cuz I care
Just so I know where to throw Ark Royal
to lock her up for good (ark) 

dont forget the camera though. we need to...caugh* check on them 
Nah
No evidence

Damn. People already simping the new Glitch crew?
Figured it’d take longer
More
Artists are fast
Glitch event?
did she get hit by inflation
thiccer
everyone get hit by inflation
Janus
Man not even hercules could pull me out from her
those thighs should not wrap, but squish my head
good
yes good
Janus is good girl just daughter/sister material unfortunately
YES QUEEN
skk inflation
Glitch is a studio that made Murder Drones, Amazing digital curcus, and Gameoververse, their new one
Thnx
circus 
Yus
Need oath skin, black dress and white dress
it happened extremely fast
Bought it along with August's skin
great
whats the best way to level up buns ships if commission is slow
How many EXP packs you got?
dont even know what that is im level 21
Play the game
just simply press everything but dont use gem
soon u will know
i cant get pass battle of midway or something
Hey guys
what should i save gems for
Hi
dont even have that ship
Just grind the highest level you can.
You’ll raise levels eventually
Gems should be saved for Dorm expansions and then Dock space.
DO NOT SPEND THEM ON SKINS
pull for her on the current event then, jus grind out some cubes and go all in on the last day
dock expansion. level up packs. skins that REALLY turn you on. etc...
eh true
Skins are a premium commodity.
Only buy skins if you want to buy the gems yourself
Who to get from summer invitation? any recommendation?
Who’s on it?
my dorm is absolutely ass rn
@real torrent if you dont really plan to spent a single penny. then forget abt skin forever
uhm yea about the cubes
what skin?
character's skin
Forget the most, but in that were taihou, emden, few eagle union girl
Any skin for any girl.
It’s a fancy dress
i mean what skin, ive forgotten about it already
Examples
biscuit my beloved
Real
Don’t buy any if you don’t want to run out of dock space
i like that one
United States recon marine
also dont simply oath a character. some DO have wedding dress skin. and rings are limited
what even is dock space
yeah ring for meta or waifu, but if ur new go for meta
When do they add skin projection to ALL ships.
whats the general purpose if they don't affect gameplay
Me looking my over crowded dock by bulins army: it spacious enough
More boats
oathed characters have better stats
skins take up space???
Dock space means you can hold more boats
I prefer these people
they do. they add 3% to overall stat
No.
What dress blues?
Hmm
are they the ones u select for ur wishing like 1.5k coins and 2 cubes like a seperate banner
To show your girls some love
that one is gacha
I might’ve entered something I know nothing about oh dear
do you know of grass
take oath like some limit break, but special
whats oath then
nah to oath a ship u need the oath ring (which u can get free or with gems) and then u need 100 affinity on a shipgirl to oath them
I touch more grass than 98% of people in this server
like the actual word a ingame thing
Ohh the marine is wearing his dress blue uniform
I want Emden
You mean the ship
oath is just marry
why is this turning into a tqq visual novel
Btw guys, I need a healer ship beside unicorn, any recommendation?
Yea
kahsino
cant imagine others
kow
dont even imagine him
perseus
Is Kashino even a healer ship?
perseus 🚮
munition ship so maybe
Isn’t she more of a buffer?
Memorial day
is enterprise good
Celebration?
how to touch grass:
- get a planter
- add dirt
- plant grass seeds
- grow grass
- touch grass at any point grass touching is required
don't diss perseus like that 
what say again
or go outside
Would you believe me if I said that was for the reccomissioning
lol, outside
Oh? that girl is healer? I still hasn't check her skill, might build her after the whole gotz grinding
these are her skills
short form - look into your brain
She sends 3 air strikes right away that heal a good amount.
She was actually so broken as a healer they had to emergency nerf her

Recon for what lmoa
Being back into service duhh
yesss I remember that
I still use Perseus tbh
I want to kill my self
Unfortunately, I touch code
perseus best for quick end. like low lvl stage or opsi
if else
is that so? I need some healer for the second fleet as I don't have a mob cleaner on that fleet, thanks a lot guys

so i had to bear this for the rest of my life
yeah go with Perseus shes amazing for that
you can choose from cat to tiger other than bear

Why are there so few illustrations of Seydlitz
Hmm
I will throw a tiger at you
Overshadowed
2 mob fleets?
Why?
Just let him play however he wants
He says only to clear mobs
For level grinding purpose if the main fleet is already red
Never said its going to be a mob fleet

Ahhh yes. The great Furry profession
Hell, I would use what loads of people say is a mob fleet in boss nodes just because they could
man go in. man becomes fuwamoco
and for another healer to clear hard mode
Bro i work on construction i don't even touch grass i even dig up soil 💀
NO
Its free there's an invitation
Bout that, while its good to know your Commander level cap to unlock stuff its not something that you can just brute-force through for a myriad of reasons
You have to invest in yet another 2-6 ships
Arizona is good too
I'm torn between Taihou and...
Your Oil bleeding dry
Well
wanna ask too. those level cap packs. are those worthy?
Those ships also losing Morale
Too bad i have both 
Taihou is okay as a typical non-preload CV but she needs heavy investment to get to that point
Bnuuy everywhere! 

Ehhhhhhhhhhh prolly not
Because her Augment fixes her main skill
Yes, I aware but i am returnee and in need a proper gear so yeah I've been grinding part to atleast made the fleet decent enough
Now at least I can focus to continue the campaign, now I am going on stage 9-3 from stuck at stage 7
Whos this 😭😭😭
Old Anson design that got axed
Bro got deleted sent to mirror sea 😭😭😔😔
get that trash outta my eyesight
bring back the crocs 
U.S. Navy seals
Infernal, may I please have a Howe pat 
Hmm
Belarussia is it good? I'm still torn between her and emden

Thanks infernal
Have cookies

Hmm
But that's a fox!
Am still wait for yamoto and Missouri
add bunny on fox
Best gif of all time
A funny box
🤣

A funny box with a bunny fox.
Howe very lovely 
lol
cant escape 6 7
Mogador is carrying at least 5 undiscovered diseases
Is that real or meme, I can't tell 
IB supremacy
omg my wife looks so good 
3d dorm
Those are high heels
best girl
Seems painful
RB 
u back?

maybe
she curvy
yesss 
hell happened so i went silent
whoever designed this skin must hate people who are afraid of heights
peak
kinda want to ask u in al lore but u weren't online lol
So innocent
time to sleep

good night all
Tragic how mogador lost her towel
cute
So how does Manjuu top this in september?
IB is the best faction imo
Hmm
It's an IB event of course they made money my friend
nah lowkey FNAF is best faction
wrong server
awaiting for jp anniversary
and get dissapointed that it isnt yamato for UR
it must been a wind
YUP
Nah the Bandit is the best faction
i already forgot the question 
whos best girl then? 
Janus summer meeds to come home already
Springtrap
Mangle duh
Toy Chicka
icic she a classic with the summer skin 
ig we ain't going to get UR US or JP BB soon🥀
Actually now that I think about it Freedom is the best faction
Party Chika blue up on X
Would her lingerie type skin js be william

LMAO
jk
still waiting for another iowa class or a montana lmao
pls
i yearn for another iowa class battleship
i want
I'd presume Iowa will appear in CN anniv
Midway des monies 😔
I WANT WISCONSIN ALREADY
Hmm
there are 6 iowas
https://stupidpenisx.com/kuronisiki/status/2004174700369649998
romantic indoor date with Agir is good
were..
when is that gonna release 
is our pelvis still work after this
they know they are baking good with the models
How much does she weigh
its not about how heavy she is...
Hmm
i stayed silent for months due to #al-lore became #game-feedback btw 🐔
Now I want to comission someone drawing Tony Soprano sharing some capicola with NJ

yes
and if something goes wrong then a healer ship pops an airstrike while skk is holding a gun and everything becomes lovely once again
FNAF but Azur Lane
it happened
also does this occur to gir in her private quarters? if not then it really should
healing our pelvis up just to see it get crushed again by Mogador 1 hour later
so the lore is basically plague with bugs?
truly channel of all time
U could only find her in bed
Guys guys my dad is an archeologist so I know better
anyway look, Mikasa gun
granny guns
the pelvis will break from either rapid blunt force trauma or heavy weight
Lets replace then with a railgun
best girl for a reason
If SKK was truly a self insert than mine would've kicked her out of the gondola
cow
we need more cow
then after we got around 6 cows, we can sell milk brand
a merch for cowgirls
Go to the midwest thats the only animal they have besides the horses, cryptids, and 5 people
the poor gondola will break
Ty AL for the First 10 Pulls
LOL
I haven't played My AL for almost 3 weeks tho....
still this is basically harem event @mortal oyster
-# mods got me last night for trophy rules u gotta delete it 

Unfortunantly for them, I believe in NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE and monogamy
fortunately for you i've decided to embrace the path of being Commander
Hey beast, grats! Lucky pulls and the likes should be posted in #trophy-room though, so chat doesn't get spammed with them
skk gotta make the boats happy
very wife
i have wd-40
W u doing the mods job
what is wd-40
who the fuck is wd-40
oh my
WHY IS WD 40?
its a cleaning spray
WHO is wd-40
whomst is wd 40


Whermst is WD40?
solution to make clankers less clanky 
clank-luber 9000
Well you aren't wrong
Sprays WD-40 funny lmao
I'll do you one better
Wtf
why is this a thing

Don't drink die lmao
Accurate redbull can
Pretty sure it's a custom can someone made
NO thanks
I meant like someone made a custom DESIGN for the can 
Where do I buy
Sick.
It's a good drink for our shipgirls
are banner reruns really every 2 years?
shipgirls of oil 
no, after 2 years passed they rerun once and goes to war archive and perma
does that apply for UR ships too?
yes
what is every year then?
PR
research ships is permanent after they released
Bro I legit work with mass importing WD40 you guys give me nam flashbacks to my shift from earlier
like the PR packs you buy with $?
no those are just extra boosters
PR ships are earned through effort and grinding
lots of grinding
Can I ask a quick question
how long we talking
Because you asked so politely, go ahead
Very
Really long
The minimum amount of time per PR/DR ship is a week, but realistically it'll take much longer than that
idk what to get in the gear lab so I just wanna know what to get, maybe wyverns?
Wyverns are a safe bet, I like a few Tenrais too
What are the resources for the grind? Is it just like coins or do they have their own materials
Oooo okii
coins, retrofit blueprints
experience you get through sorties
doing researches in the lab
And the devious ones the exp
Sangkyu
nothing you can't get by just playing
Is it retroactive?
No
you really just play as usual
just use the faction ships each PR girl asks for and you earn the exp
you also keep earning exp even if the ship hits a level cap or lv125
Sounds good
do wonder since hakohou, Shinano, and Amagi cv buffs each other no matter the pair which specifically is the best
Tech points are a different thing too right?
Hmm
or pairs with each other in general
yeah, you earn those by acquiring ships, max limit break them and getting them to level 120
Do you need to farm those points with every new ship you unlock?
No. They give some minor stat increases if you get enough points to pass a checkmark for one of the 4 main factions, but other than point requirements for PR researches, they are just an indication of how much you've developed any one faction
I most likely have early onset CTE from my years playing American football I doubt it
Yes if it's a small dosage
if it's big well hell no
ahh alr thanks
Can I ask u again August or nah
Hmm
Ofc
There r so many faction gear which one is good to get? Or r they all the same? Do ships get bonus if equipped with same faction gear?
So this might be a silly question but since hakuhou, Shinano, and Amagi cv pairs well and I have all three of them which of them should I pair?
Don't waste coins on those
Shinano and Amagi CV, all three if you don't need a stopper
Aren't iris orthodoxy ones worth it tho?
Are coins always this hard to get or is it just for new players
Oooo okiii thakyu
Mostly a new player thing. It kinda scales
It isn't that bad u get slot just by farming stages
Oh ok but in terms of different faction for gears which faction is best? And do ships get bonus if paired with same faction gear?
Some do most dont
No, unless their abilities specifically say so
Musashi doesn't get enough love
Oh I see thanks ghys
Who wouldn't love a 260mm gun 💀
260mm gun son😭
yea I got to chapter 9 the other day and the coin drops are better but the fuel is still an issue for farming even with cap thing
For example, Hakuryuu needs IJN planes pre-fate sim
It's true tho am I wrong did I actually forget lol idk
460mm you mean
You're pretty much going to have either not enough coins or too many coins
Or Yorktown 2
Oh mbmb HAHHAHAHA
is fuel the same?
Depends how actively you play
Though a very first player who first plays the game will have overfuel problems
But late game people mostly have no fuel problems
Huhu
Like got no fuel problems
Late game GOT fuel issues . My Storage is nearly maxxed!
I'm neither. I use a lot of oil as I'm perma farming up ships
That's me but running out of fuel
If fuel is not my problem for grinding
It's morale
When they say genshin grinds are tedious
gives them opsci u ain't gonna clear this in24 hours
maybe it's possible but holy tired
You got 1 month
i honestly dunno if genshin is as washed as new jerkshit nowadays
Yall
How much space does the game takes now?
Well its getting to it's peak now
It's getting closer to the end of the game
"end of game" = 5 more years
but the wuwa blokes on chernobyl:the app told me that genshin is as dry as the Sahara desert nowadays..
lol 😭💀
and what do people who actually play the game say?
It's still up to the person
Remember Azur Lane DIED in 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 AND 2026
i fear azur lane collabing with Persona out of all IPs more than i fear the game getting sanitized
Azur Lane always be dying but making more and more money each year idk



No
I must have gotten over 100 Choukais by now

Honestly I play azurlane because ships:))
I love my WW2 ships
Turned them into girls
Ah yes
Perfection
Game still worth playing?

i think so? it's quite goofy and cute, especially for 2026
We got a collab coming up
which
In July apparently... shit collab too, those mini-collabs are bleh
Nier
ah nier 🚮
We get 2-3 collabs a year?
This game reaches 35GB?
1-2 "REAL" collabs
Rn it’s sitting at around 31
mine 24gb only
If you don’t download some stuff it’ll be smaller
What about PC?
Ur name reminded me of smth
What about PC?
there's no official pc version
Idk how much on emulator sadly
Prob the same
But there is currently no port
Huh? I thought Azur lane have a native pc port?
Wdym
Nah
No pc port of the game
Ohh ok
Where are you even getting this idea?
Bcs the game is more than 5 years old?
THEY MADE IT THE FUCK UP
Oh lord if ur a league player that zaheen is unkillable
I got my hopes up by misreading news, I thought unzen rerun huhu
It's just unzen chan
😭
Or more because the Gacha it was with it have PC Ports, while this one doesn't, nice assumption
no pc port even after that much time sadly, despite our best efforts in spamming 🇵 🇨 reactions in #game-news. android emulators work mostly fine luckily
Ok bud
The humble fgo port 

Zaahen is easy to kite, don't let him reach 15 stacks is easy
This is just sad
I hate war thunder literally how to not be absolute trash there
Wrong server
Right server
Oh yah
Them the team fight kicks in and holy I watched the enemy zaheen didn't loose a drop of HP
No Grievous Wounds, sucks to be them
Also its easy to down a Zaahen with a champ that runs it down
Darius, Jax, Olaf
I do Aatrox, and I face em Zaahen's pretty well too, as long as I know how to position and poke

Zaahen will be overpowered if he faces champs that can poke a bit, but underestimate his all in potential
wrong server

True true
sayy when will bismarck zwei be returning?
Got groomed into playing one game yday
bro just one match bro come on
Good morning
played against Naafiri
Swiftly uninstalled
Type of game I'd have alt f4'd out of if I wasn't with a premade
HMS Vanguard With the GREY GHOST!!!!!
Grey Ghost During WW2 Doing Troop ship stuff.. SURELY u had Privacy..... RIGHT??
Hmm
WEE NEED ICE CREAM, In our dorm!!!!
or her new best friend

Yeah but her being scared of NJ is funnier
That would be another cow ship 100%
Ice cream has cream made from milk
So
Suprising that a 7 year old ship such as Saint louis still gets skins.
They didn’t make the ice cream.
Just carried it
yeah, how is that thicc 9yo ship getting skins
Cause people buy them
well you could in the game's context have her with an ice cream maker in her rigging
ice cream barge girl always has fresh ice cream on command
Only issue could see is what you’d have them actually do
reduce morale drain perhaps
I could see them being added to the Island mode with the other not warships
🤰
who's the ice cream girl?
Island mode s4; all the food comes from the girls
Hydrogen, Calcium and Antimony
Yes, those are their names
Don't plant trees, plant Essex for lemons
mmm calcium
mmm amerecium
how big was the periodic table back in ww2 
i think they only knew up to 25 and uranium was a late war discovery
i mean it was a while ago they were still fighting with bows n arrows yk
They knew about Uranium.
Just not that they could split it

The discoveries of the 118 chemical elements known to exist as of 2026 are presented here in chronological order. The elements are listed generally in the order in which each was first defined as the pure element, as the exact date of discovery of most elements cannot be accurately determined. There are plans to synthesize more elements, and it ...
about 90 names list for ships
they also knew about elements 26-91

And Alexander wept, for there were no more elements to discover
i think we changed the timeline when we discovered 115
thats why the world is so silly
So i saw that the github was no longer being maintained. Therefore im wondering what yall use as a tier list/ gear guide for newer ship girls?
for whom the pipe falls
Potentially never
Yorkie II shop item
There’s always more elements.
what about the Rattius element
there isnt
Jokes on you we’ll just make more
And we’ll do it by shooting electrons at uranium
i love my kitten being an adult sized baby

bro is bigger than both of my other 2 cats and hes still baby proportioned
yk man
now that I've had time to sit on the destiny 2 news im bummed af
Because hot ?

I'm having trouble with what outfit to give Minase
the shrine one looks so ungodly soft

i heard that
this version of bache do look fire
almost
True
Also, Bache could use an Augment for the lols
Z67 when
tomorrow
badass evil fucking villain ship when
should have gotten bon homme richard meta sooner
this dillydallying is infuriating
they can always find a new villain to replace her spot
when are we getting a nice atago skin
inb4 parka!atago
<@&460646206851252224>
nah man its legit its not mr breast this time


Death
free apricots in bio
Still waiting for alterprise
coderton G
M Y F U M O I N B I O
secrets of the universe in bio
@light fable I really wonder when are we going to get her.
aw sweet this is better than the time i met timer the cheese guy
She was the first Meta before they even had a name. First introduced in the fallen wings event.
Wonder if she will ever be an obtainable character
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