al-general

[late shale]

If you want as much exp per sortie its best to run a full 3 russian or Italian main

[stable plank]

you need to use backliners to get nyakimov

[lavish oracle]

celebrating pride month by only reading yuri

[sinful vapor]

Batman!

[desert sedge]

I don’t actually damn it

[ember spindle]

oh i have 2501!

[desert sedge]

Must’ve recycled her for metal

[ember spindle]

[desert sedge]

I’ll see what I can do

[late shale]

Yeah, if you just run 1 it'll take you much longer

[desert sedge]

And I thought one would be okay, but if it doesn’t count then I need both front and back

I got Moskva not too long ago and she’s op

So backline only counts as exp, right?

[late shale]

Yeah just backliners

[stark fox]

Smols

[sinful vapor]

pin

[stark fox]

I finally fixed my Laptop so I don't lock up whenever I switch tabs.
So I can actually be here while listening to a video now, Yay

[sinful vapor]

oh nice

[stark fox]

Yeah, apparently it kept opening a bunch of shit when I tabbed out.
Told it to stop doing that and now everything is smooth

[nimble dune]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-bunny-blue-bunny-icecream-conveyor-belt-blu-i-could-do-this-all-day-gif-25908966

holy fuck it's new jersey

[ember spindle]

ball knowledge detected ❤️

[sinful vapor]

[nimble dune]

yoink

saved

[lavish oracle]

type of shit that will get me ibanned

[stark fox]

[lavish oracle]

dont make me call the mods

smh my head

[sinful vapor]

[solid whale]

[stark fox]

Consooom Cooooooob

[sinful vapor]

Balti very wife

[desert sedge]

yeah my essex did well...and backliners only for all the ships we try to get?

[sinful vapor]

[late shale]

For research ships need to use specific factions yeah

[desert sedge]

Roger that

[desert sedge]

hope i can find a research for a ultra rare ship using New Jeresy

Shes also op

[sinful vapor]

[late shale]

Kansas and Kearsarge require US backline

[sinful vapor]

[stark fox]

NJ best UR

[desert sedge]

ultra rare?

[sinful vapor]

@mortal oyster NJ hour

[late shale]

Kearsarge is a UR

[ember spindle]

any eu backline. nj just fits the bill and is also very strong

[desert sedge]

Is she PS8?

[sinful vapor]

no

[desert sedge]

ah pr7

[sinful vapor]

pr6

[desert sedge]

lol

[sinful vapor]

yea pr6

[stark fox]

Kearsarge Good too

[sinful vapor]

along with Hindy

[desert sedge]

well since I have essex and new jeresy imma go for her then

[sinful vapor]

fatesim in 2034

[desert sedge]

i can get good exp since those two do pretty well

[desert sedge]

lol bocchi

[late shale]

York2, Lexi2 and Kearsarge peak backline

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-reload-gif-20572117

Fuckin' hate the whole "Kearsarge is Bocchi" Meme.
hate it a lot

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-feel-lucky-punk-dirty-harry-clint-eastwood-gif-16607128

we need a dirty harry inspired ship

[sinful vapor]

still waiting for another skin

[desert sedge]

one more question; main fleet is backline and vanguard are frontline?

[sinful vapor]

yes

[desert sedge]

[stark fox]

Main fleet means back line, yes.

[sinful vapor]

Vanguard is backline though

[desert sedge]

[late shale]

Hmm

[sinful vapor]

the "Hmm" man is here

[dark solstice]

Keeping hmm from going extinct

Weights on his shoulders

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-jetstream-sam-gif-25214621

[late shale]

Strategic dilemma

[rancid compass]

hm? how is he the hmm man

[rancid compass]

smh

[dark solstice]

What's the dilemma ?

[sinful vapor]

just saids hmm a lot, look up his history

[rancid compass]

he should drink more then

helps with the hmm

[late shale]

Let strength guide you

[rancid compass]

no

strenght is no guide

it is a tool to make others submit

[dark solstice]

Fighting someone stronger than you though is

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[dark solstice]

Look at Goku, he has no brain cells left but man is following a simple path

[late shale]

Commit your troops to battle

[rancid compass]

nah, that's called supidity

the smart way is to comply and then proceed to stab your oponent in the knee

[crimson kayak]

we need the following:

-swimsuit
-oath
-race queen

and no questions asked.

[late shale]

Without a leader to unite the 1st and 12th Corps, theres no rapid follow up on the success on the left

[sinful vapor]

better off just spamming "hmm"

[rancid compass]

race queen skins are rater bad most of the time so why would you want that

[rancid compass]

swimsuit screams "hoe" nowadays

so i dunno why you want that

[late shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1492583910906003589/Essex_Lem_Nom.gif

[rancid compass]

oath skin? just same as swimsuit

[lusty marsh]

Hello

[rancid compass]

alo

[ember spindle]

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL KURUMI

[rancid compass]

yes

[dark solstice]

Fun fact, lemons are a bad source of milk

[late shale]

Did you know

[dark solstice]

I ain't paid enough to make sadly will you tell ?

[sacred oak]

Morning nerds

[dark solstice]

Morning

[mystic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shikimori-anime-girl-shikimoris-not-just-a-cutie-kawaii-dake-ja-nai-shikimorisan-micchon-shikimori-gif-25349608

[lusty marsh]

Evil angel

[sinful vapor]

Lane

[sacred oak]

She's a cupid

[rancid compass]

they are a good source of salt tho

[worldly shadow]

Laffey

❤️

[sacred oak]

Lemons may not be a source of milk but I bet I can use them to make a different source appear

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-boring-drinks-drinking-gif-20293539

[rancid compass]

yee a salt source

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[rancid compass]

insert lil enty cry picture here<

[sacred oak]

Attracts an essex to your location

[nova monolith]

Find a Unit/Enemy than can screen clear faster and strong enough before Kurumi replenishes her clones, that's it

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-gif-21054959

[sinful vapor]

two qts spotted

[sacred oak]

I count 3

[sinful vapor]

oh

I see

[sinful vapor]

yes 3

three qts spotted

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stark fox]

Reminder to headpat your Nurn

[lavish oracle]

[spiral saffron]

Guys

[solid whale]

big fluffy cat

[spiral saffron]

My friend girl is hanging out with her irl guy friend a lot in games and they hang out a lot

Now a quick quiz do you think the guy friend likes her romantically and he just hangs out with her to be closer to her?

It’s a simple quiz

I just need to prove my point

Because I’m always right

[drowsy swan]

A little bit

A romantic feelings

[spiral saffron]

Thank you you’re proving me being right

She’s dense as fuck and refuses to believe it

You get an azure lane gif as a reward

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093828765873885284/1499427246170050631/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[mystic herald]

Could be both but it usually always ends romantical

[spiral saffron]

Yeah exactly it’s romantically becasuse he spends a lot with her

[rancid compass]

best part of the skin

[spiral saffron]

He accidentally touched cats

[rancid compass]

i need some clarification, is he fishing on his side of the river or the opposite side

[spiral saffron]

And I hope

He’s allergic to cats

[royal hedge]

idk ig it dpeneds on the context

[spiral saffron]

I don’t know what that means

[rancid compass]

is he gay or not

[spiral saffron]

He’s into older women and she’s older than him

So Yh

And he’s a bit awkward when people shipped them

So Yh

Even a blind man can see that he’s shooting his shot

[royal hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-hello-hello-based-department-gif-26042779

[spiral saffron]

Yk he looks gay but he’s not dumb enough to think the gay Strat would work

[spiral saffron]

Yh tbh I don’t blame him for liking older women I’m the same but still

[rancid compass]

no i was not assuming that he uses it as a strat

[royal hedge]

but still?

[mystic herald]

100%

[rancid compass]

anyways time to sleep

[spiral saffron]

I want to murder him

[spiral saffron]

Goodnight random azure lane simp

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-cat-lizz-lizzy-gif-11840230538475982227

[royal hedge]

why>?

[spiral saffron]

Long story

[mystic herald]

Sadly a woman cannot trust a man to not like her but

[spiral saffron]

But anyways I asked the question to prove my point

[spiral saffron]

Eh true

[royal hedge]

well you need context to prove ts ig

[spiral saffron]

No I asked most people I know and they said that it’s romantic

[royal hedge]

eh ig but still, nothing wrong with it in my view

[spiral saffron]

And I told her that I’m betting on my soul that he likes her😂

[spiral saffron]

I mean yeah he can like whoever he wants

[rancid compass]

nice traps

[drowsy swan]

fluffy pillows

[warped lynx]

That's the way I like em

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

[worldly shadow]

Laffey !

[frank relic]

Food

[solid whale]

turn laffey into pure nutrients

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/skirk-skirk-genshin-genshin-impact-genshin-skirk-leaks-gif-12201483461974306653

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-skirk-chibi-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-gif-1528210288296735885

[jaunty adder]

hmm

nice

OUII SHIII

[dense tendon]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hysilens-hysilens-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-17286252428321420440

[royal hedge]

he is gonan ring the gem alarm!

[jaunty adder]

pin posting peak

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/put-gun-into-pocket-mr-stendahl-jungle-captive-hide-the-gun-finish-using-gun-gif-18798545

[jaunty adder]

[sinful vapor]

Arsene playing with fire

Dumb Arsene to Burnt Arsene

[dense tendon]

woah Taihou hater appear

[sinful vapor]

Taihoe?

[ember spindle]

tiny boat be upon you

[sinful vapor]

yes Taiwho is 🚮

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[dense tendon]

[stark fox]

Oh we posting Smols?

[dense tendon]

pretty much bricked

[stark fox]

Wut?

[dense tendon]

my head

[sinful vapor]

da hell

[warped lynx]

Here you go you degenerates

[solid whale]

bruh

[sinful vapor]

@stark fox weirdo spotted

[solar dome]

hey guys im new here heres my fuckin armpit btw

[stark fox]

[tired crown]

[dense tendon]

lol

[stark fox]

@warped lynx Maybe like.... don't

Nobody wants to see that shit.

And the people who do are not worth talking to

[lusty marsh]

Pin why are people like this

[sinful vapor]

ty pin, for your service

[stark fox]

It's because Woman are easily manipulated.
AKA cuz Eve let a snake talk her into eating a fruit

[lusty marsh]

Interesting

[solid whale]

[stark fox]

For obvious reasons this is a joke

[warped lynx]

Is this how you're feeling rn

[stark fox]

nah, I've seen worse

[warped lynx]

Lmao

Ight

[stark fox]

You probably weren't here for the black man prolapsed anus raids

[sinful vapor]

[warped lynx]

Ohh

[solid whale]

[warped lynx]

Do tell

[nova monolith]

And we are the descendants unfortunately

[stark fox]

I'd rather not

Mainly cuz any means of describing it would be against server rules

So I'm not gonna

[cunning sundial]

Azur lane x Uma collab when.

[warped lynx]

🤣

[cunning sundial]

[sinful vapor]

one day maybe

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/umazing-uma-musume-haru-urara-uma-gif-8811229770082296989

[warped lynx]

Is this game still the same

From 7 years ago?

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/fine-motion-wit-uma-uma-musume-pointing-gif-6960546458241992468

[lusty marsh]

Agir move ur damn ears i cant read

they look very similar

[dense tendon]

looks so twin

[stark fox]

When this community can handle a woman wearing clothing

[warped lynx]

Oh so we can post this

Is this the limit

[lusty marsh]

Sounds easy

Is easy

[stark fox]

[sinful vapor]

one is Ägir after her retro, the other is a no name

[lusty marsh]

And... im just being clueless

[stark fox]

The ENTIRE community

[dense tendon]

it's safe
no nipps or camel toe line

[warped lynx]

Lmao

[stark fox]

Including Makaji.
A guy who thinks clothes are censorship

[sinful vapor]

[lusty marsh]

Bro what

[tired crown]

[lusty marsh]

People thinking clothes are censorship??

[warped lynx]

6767676767

[ember spindle]

the limits that i know of are "don't show nipples or genitalia" and "if it's not a grown-up ship and you're worrying about the limits, you're already past them"

[ember spindle]

also check pinned messages 🚪

[sinful vapor]

pin, I think Jen wants to cause trouble

[lusty marsh]

I fear that gif

[warped lynx]

Interesting

[lusty marsh]

Very smart

[nova monolith]

No.

[stark fox]

So back when Aquila was added, we got a post of the wrong version on Twitter. She had Boob Curtains instead of an actual shirt.
This was quickly corrected and most of us moved on.
I had to explain to Makaji for over 2 hours that the change wasn't censorship and was just the wrong art.
To which he still didn't believe me and yelled about it being Censorship

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[warped lynx]

You're just a hater

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-azur-lane-anime-scared-gif-20548245

[warped lynx]

Chronically my fan

[lusty marsh]

im crine bro, he was js saying some bs

[sinful vapor]

hate is a strong word, I prefer disappointment

[stark fox]

HE stoutly believes it.

[lusty marsh]

pin what are ur favorite ships if u dont mind me asking

I dotn remember if I asked before

[stark fox]

I like Nurn, Regen and Roon.
As well as NJ, Enterprise, Nagato, Halford.

I like quite a few ships.

[lusty marsh]

I always see u post Nürnberg so I guessed she was one of ur favs

[mystic herald]

[lusty marsh]

I like Nürnberg too shes very nice

[oblique sinew]

[lusty marsh]

and one of the only good german aa ships

[lusty marsh]

Hi synd

[ember spindle]

she's called nürnberg

[lusty marsh]

My apologizes

My autocorrect

[mystic herald]

I bet no one could ever guess mine

[stark fox]

Nurn is a cutie

(She's also my favorite ship from World of Warships when I played that constantly.

[sinful vapor]

Granpa Synd

[oblique sinew]

Granpa John

[oblique sinew]

Hello Lane

[ember spindle]

wait hang on what

[lusty marsh]

Heh

[ember spindle]

uh

[lusty marsh]

haha

I wasnt wrong

[ember spindle]

i'm dum sorry

[lusty marsh]

Its ok

[lusty marsh]

U confused me too

[meager haven]

Hipster

[lusty marsh]

I think its just translating german to english

[versed quarry]

Hi

[stark fox]

Nürnberg is the national spelling.
Nuremburg is how everyone else spells it

[mystic herald]

Hi again kelp

[versed quarry]

Cutting board

[lusty marsh]

I need to retrofit her

I just need 3 of the retrofit ships

[meager haven]

Did you oath Seattle yet

Anyways good to know my local asian shop don’t got the one rice we buy any-

Sussy

[sinful vapor]

Biscuit

[mystic herald]

No..

[lusty marsh]

Bismarck need some clothes

[mystic herald]

Im working on uhm

[oblique sinew]

what is this garbage posted

[versed quarry]

More busty hipper

[lusty marsh]

Is Trophy rule still active

[meager haven]

Oh yeah

[lusty marsh]

It is

[mystic herald]

Could NAWT think of her name

[meager haven]

Blow his ass up

[stark fox]

[meager haven]

UvH for short. Also trophy rule is active so post your pulls and stage drops in #trophy-room

[oblique sinew]

end his life

[meager haven]

Really just like assume it’s always active.

[mystic herald]

Hey i did it to show u whos oaths i was working on

[meager haven]

Rip

[oblique sinew]

i havent logged in forever

[lusty marsh]

After getting two UR I just stopped playing lol

[meager haven]

Which Cinnamon Roll is she?

[sinful vapor]

yes

[warped lynx]

Best gatcha

[stark fox]

Ah yes, the Cuck Gacha

[meager haven]

Is she a Knaus Berry farm cinnamon roll or a Ikea cinnamon roll

[sinful vapor]

Knaus Berry

[meager haven]

Bro doesn’t know he’s playing the cuck game smh

[sinful vapor]

I been there like 3 or 4 times

[stark fox]

Point and laugh

[sinful vapor]

the lines are long

[stark fox]

[sinful vapor]

even at 5am

[meager haven]

I love 2-3 hour lines.

Just to be told “We’re out, sorry”

[warped lynx]

Shut up they have my heart

[meager haven]

Luckily not particularly far from it.

[sinful vapor]

that is why I go way before morning starts

[stark fox]

@warped lynx TO explain, there was a controversy (Basically only in CN) where they claimed that the writers cucked them with one of the stories.
Because a male character dared to talk to a female one.

[sinful vapor]

yea it is about 45 minutes away from me

[silver bear]

CN moment

[warped lynx]

Daredd

[lusty marsh]

hilarious

[warped lynx]

Wym

[rocky dagger]

They did, which is funny, but it is all about the perspective

[warped lynx]

Dare to talk

[rocky dagger]

Pissed enough people off that it almost killed the game

[meager haven]

About half an hour for me.

[sinful vapor]

oh you are a bit more south than me lol

[oblique sinew]

i mean

CN incels

KR incels

US incels

they are all the same no matter where you go

thats still a hilarious moment

[sinful vapor]

[oblique sinew]

damn looks great

need a good bowl of chili to go with those rolls

[rocky dagger]

The funniest shit that it is what CN consider as the title girl

It would be like in Azur Lane, Enterprise is more interested in talking to Asote than SKK

[oblique sinew]

who tf wants to talk to skk anyways

aoste is hot

[sinful vapor]

local farm open for like 5 months a year make some really good stuff

[rocky dagger]

To be fair, if it happened in Azur Lane, even the EN community will be bitching

[warped lynx]

He got dared I to talking to a girl

[stark fox]

To make a long story slightly less long:
Famous Chinese Gun girl becomes an idol.
Man terrorist goes into her room.
Gets stunned by her beauty and singing (Which notable reminds him of HIS MOM)
He tells Chokai Gun that there are bombs everywhere and they need to disarm them.
Chokai Gun goes: "Aight, bet?" And then they do that while she refers to him as "Mister LastName" (Cuz I can't be fucked to remember his dumbass name.
Then at the end he goes to jail and Chokai gun says "Damn, that sucks. I'll have to visit him cuz he didn't seem like a bad guy."
and CN Lost their fuckin' minds.

[warped lynx]

How is that a dare

[oblique sinew]

EN bitches all the time

whats new

[warped lynx]

So he went to jail?

For what

[silver bear]

Complete tangent aside

I think its peak memery that artist has their special OC

[warped lynx]

S fake bomb threat?

[silver bear]

that they just put in other games

[rocky dagger]

But at the end of the day, regardless of how you think about it, the customer always wins, and if the customer bitches enough and you don't change a single shit, people will quit in droves

Which is what happened to GFL2 anyway

[rocky dagger]

That's why you don't hear too much about it

[silver bear]

nah, its the fact in the players minds that the girl had the audacity to talk to “Male Character”

[oblique sinew]

oh well

[silver bear]

its that cringey ass paper mache and glass ego striking

[rocky dagger]

Ya, u can say that

[sinful vapor]

but yea, the farm is temp closed rn, have to wait until October when it reopens

[oblique sinew]

more importantly how do we get that to happen here so alo closes down and im free

[stark fox]

Terrorism.

[rocky dagger]

But when you remove the entire purpose of your game, will people still play it?

[stark fox]

No... there were VERY REAL BOMBS

[warped lynx]

really

[rocky dagger]

Brown Dust II is a great example, now that they've censored all the models

[warped lynx]

how did they get bombs

[rocky dagger]

It's a game

[stark fox]

Cuz they're Terrorists....

Why the fuck does it matter?

[rocky dagger]

It's actual terrorism, in the game context

[stark fox]

Anyway, they were pissed cuz Chokai Gun acted realy nice to this guy and they claimed taht they had been cucked.

[rocky dagger]

That's like asking where Azur Lane shipgirls gets their guns

[stark fox]

I mean we actually have an answer for that

[tired crown]

[rocky dagger]

Ya, and then now people ask who manufactures it

And where all the humans go

[solid whale]

idol culture is wild man

[silver bear]

i just operate on the idea that riggings are control units for the larger ships

[rocky dagger]

It's a never ending cycle of questions

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-azur-lane-anime-gif-21861117

[silver bear]

not necessarily their IRL counterparts

[stark fox]

I personally like the idea that they can use their rigging to summon a fully functional version of the ship they are named after

[rocky dagger]

JIC people don't know, the admiralty is the one sending out all the military supplies to the SKK docks and Akashi is the asshole that came up with the coin and gem system

[stark fox]

[rocky dagger]

[stark fox]

And if that main ship is damaged the girl suffers damage cuz she's basically an Avatar of the ship.

[solid whale]

we should shove akashi in a microwave for 10 minutes

[rocky dagger]

Technically, all the supplies belongs to the shipyard but Akashi hogs it all and sells it to the SKK by some arbitary currency she came up with

[rocky dagger]

That's the reason why oil generates in AL btw

It's sent in by supply

SKK is fine with it though, so it is the current status quo

[stark fox]

I mean..... he gets Oil.
Girls get food

[rocky dagger]

Do you think Akashi takes additional gear and weapons and then sell it into the public market

Otherwise how are all the girls getting branded and expensive outfits?

[stark fox]

I meeeeeeaaaaaaaannn

Akashi gets some of the other girls to make it

Or she buys it herself.
Or it's made by the ship girl

Or the ship girls buy it with their own money

Also if SKK ever needs it, Queen Elizabeth is rich

[lusty marsh]

Now im imagining some iron blood ships just summoning a piece of paper

[lusty marsh]

do they say how rich or just "shes rich" and thats all

[stark fox]

She has a vault full of solid gold blocks

[rocky dagger]

QE is just a representative too, each nation has their own head of state to report to since majority of all the military side of things are headed by shipgirls or their counterparts

[stark fox]

Does that answer your question?

[lusty marsh]

ok thats like rich rich

damn

might ask a gold block from her bro

[stark fox]

She is the Queen, after all

[rocky dagger]

By name

[stark fox]

And title, and respect, and position

Much as people love to shit on QE, she does her job of keeping the crazys in her faction under control

And her faction arguably runs the smoothest out of any of them

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-queen-elizabeth-gif-14581602

[rocky dagger]

There's that Lion event where she died and things were fine in their world too

[stark fox]

Valiant must have died too cuz Valiant can't handle shit

[rocky dagger]

We never saw valiant in that event

Nor warspite

Probably all died

[stark fox]

Literally less than a day as queen and she was already fuckin' Tired

[sinful vapor]

oh I member that chapter lol

[stark fox]

Also she just really sucks at Chess

[rocky dagger]

HMS Not-Natori Sana

https://tenor.com/view/natori-sana-natori-sana-sana-natori-shocked-gif-22532126

[stark fox]

Anyway, QE is respected and actually knows how to run her nation.
Her crazies are dealt with,
Her Kansen respect her and follow her lead and she is smart enough to have earned that respect.
She can be a child at times but when she needs to actually be an adult, she can manage herself better than any other faction leader

[lusty marsh]

I think i have QE in my dockyard

[rocky dagger]

I shouldn't be using event to farm W16-4

[mystic herald]

[rocky dagger]

I switched my PvP fleet off for that one week just to do W16

W16 uses too many of the PvP core fleet

The whole frontline is used

[stark fox]

Anyway QE can be a little impulsive shit at times, but she's honestly the best faction leader out of any of them

[rocky dagger]

Laffey II, Eldridge Retro, Yukikaze is all used so I had to regear all of them for W16 instead of PvP

Sims is sims

[rocky dagger]

I mean

Akashi is tech smart

They never said Akashi is smart

If anything, Akashi is always at the butt end of jokes

TBH even for tech, I don't think she is the one making the most of it

For the Island Sanctuary event, she made one of the other supply/ tech shipgirl come up with all the manufacturing line and processes

[rocky dagger]

She made one of them repair the aircraft SKK came in on too

[stark fox]

It's cuz she's greedy.
She thinks with her Wallet, and by that I mean she thinks with your wallet.
Yuubari is usually the actual tech whizz

[rocky dagger]

Even though she promised to be the one to do the repair

Nuinui is worse

Akashi is dumb and money minded

Shiranui is smart and shrewd

[rocky dagger]

QE will never get retro...

[sinful vapor]

at least Hipper got a retro

[rocky dagger]

This is the only opportunity for QE to get retro and grow boobs

[sinful vapor]

and thighs too

[rocky dagger]

[lilac merlin]

I mean with the way flats getting phased out

I see the vision

[sinful vapor]

I see a horrible vision if it is from Hoffen

[magic pawn]

so many gooners

yall need god

[clear vapor]

nah

[ember spindle]

we put the words "littoral combat shipboy" in an event. that'd piss off enough people to nearly accomplish your goal, i think
an lcs with anger issues from a test site where eagle union is a global tyranny at peace gets fed up with never getting a real fight, somehow finds out how to jump between test sites, and ends up yeeting himself directly at nagato while she's out playing hide-and-seek or something with the kagerous. ensuing hijinks include:

• the whole gang trying to calm the lcs's hot head with nagato's floof (god i wish that was me)
• shiranui getting a lovely lecture on the military-industrial complex that lets the lcs fling state-of-the-art cruise missiles at anything he dislikes willy-nilly
• and an enforcer getting pummeled to death with a tech pack

[sinful vapor]

oh batman

[clear vapor]

we need to be reborn

[sinful vapor]

that wall of text

Synd aint reading that

[jaunty adder]

bro

[clear vapor]

👀

[sinful vapor]

[rocky dagger]

[magic pawn]

I think she wants me

[jaunty adder]

[sinful vapor]

@stark fox weirdo again

[oblique sinew]

you are correct

[ember spindle]

how about a list

[jaunty adder]

Unc Synd

[oblique sinew]

Hello Arsene

[clear vapor]

ooof live execution

[lusty marsh]

Huh

Where

[clear vapor]

nothing happened citizen

[rocky dagger]

@oblique sinew my rank in BA is now 11 for raids, 1 for pvp, 9 for grand raids, and f99 for FSR

[clear vapor]

go do your taxes

[rocky dagger]

The card looks nice af with the ranks

[oblique sinew]

idk why you think making it a list would make me more inclined.
I dont even know what its in reference to anymore shit was like 30mins ago

but you do you

[rocky dagger]

Eh

[oblique sinew]

Nice

[rocky dagger]

That guy just wanna pick fights

Tbh ur life would be better ignoring him

[lilac merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480000527459942401/1458909038279528461/1254701656570986506.gif

[oblique sinew]

i did

[rocky dagger]

[rocky dagger]

There

[magic pawn]

thgey look like 10

[stark fox]

Fuck I gotta make an account to read this now....

[jaunty adder]

oh my god

[magic pawn]

pedohpiles

[clear vapor]

bruuh

[dense tendon]

bruh

[jaunty adder]

Qu stinky

[ember spindle]

huh wha we only goon to grown-up ships

[sinful vapor]

QQ more

[rocky dagger]

[ember spindle]

at least the vast majority is

[magic pawn]

nah

they loooking like kids

[dense tendon]

prinz eugen art is considered as pedo now

[sinful vapor]

wat

[clear vapor]

guy is off his meds

[ember spindle]

those aren't kids, they just have overly big eyes

[stark fox]

Anyway, have this example of QE being a competant leader.
Yes it took me too long to find these, fuck you.

[stable plank]

bait used to be believable

[sinful vapor]

ikr

[rocky dagger]

You guys really gon get baited by a genshin impact player 😔

[stable plank]

6 messages, white name, causing trouble in chat

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-duel-sword-gun-gif-2799924675001588725

[rocky dagger]

The funniest shit is that he is in a server for a dead game made by a company which is the worst purchase Sony has ever made in the last decade

[sinful vapor]

pin is ready

[worldly shadow]

Wouldn’t that mean you are too?

[rocky dagger]

Ya, like how he is here to call people pdf, I was there to laugh at their dead game

It's fair game tbh

[grand lodge]

What

[worldly shadow]

Huh

[oblique sinew]

turnabout is fair play

[rocky dagger]

Ye

It's always fair play to join official servers

Too bad he got banned and I didn't tho

[stark fox]

[rocky dagger]

[oblique sinew]

kek

[rocky dagger]

It's an art to join official servers, LARP and not get banned

[oblique sinew]

too bad i didnt get banend

[rocky dagger]

Ya

[dense tendon]

[sinful vapor]

yea pin is truly ready

[worldly shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1462726993446441100/1505905522262544434/image.png?ex=6a17880e&is=6a16368e&hm=3a79979edbb7d8b3e0c35892689a4375866a548d6587f9553460dbe62ac5e5ef&

[rocky dagger]

The trick is to bait in a manner that is realistic

[sinful vapor]

now I just need popcorn

[rocky dagger]

This means you need to know how the game works

Like, you know what pisses Halo fans off

[grand lodge]

[rocky dagger]

343, how bungie flopped etc

[dense tendon]

betrayal lost the lead

[rocky dagger]

[worldly shadow]

Mention any game made since like 2010 😭

[stark fox]

Saying Halo 5 was a good game?

[rocky dagger]

Remind them that Halo Infinite is a failure

[lilac merlin]

WHO SAID THAT

[rocky dagger]

All games after Halo 3 was literally just straight up trash

[sinful vapor]

Halo 2

[stark fox]

I did.
Fuck you

[worldly shadow]

Ngl

[rocky dagger]

And even during the original triology, there's also a ton of issues within bungie too

[worldly shadow]

Halo 4 splitscreen wasn’t terrible

[stark fox]

I actually liked Halo 5's PVE mode.

[worldly shadow]

Idk about the campaign

[solid whale]

yeah same

[worldly shadow]

But the mechs whatever the fuck they are called

[lilac merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131538661813526640/1498957566212837396/image0.gif

[worldly shadow]

They were cool

[sinful vapor]

oh yea Halo ODST

[stark fox]

Mantis

[worldly shadow]

Oh yeah

[rocky dagger]

ODST is fine

[lilac merlin]

Halo reach wqas my fav

Got to inquis

[stark fox]

Halo Reach is best

[rocky dagger]

Mantis is cool ngl but too OP

[lilac merlin]

beest core memory

[rocky dagger]

[sinful vapor]

I only liked Halo Reach for the online play

[rocky dagger]

Reach is the only Halo game I completed full LASO on

[worldly shadow]

In splitscreen

[stable plank]

halo hasnt been good since halo cobat evolved i tell ya hwat

[worldly shadow]

I never played the campaigns 😭

[stable plank]

cobat

[lilac merlin]

I remember not sleeping for two straight days

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-boo-this-man-mad-angry-gif-16849857

[silver bear]

My bad played them when inwss a kid

[worldly shadow]

Campaign evolved looks shit

[lilac merlin]

whent that shit came out

[rocky dagger]

Cobalt Evolved

[worldly shadow]

Or whatever it’s called

[oblique sinew]

okay old man time to go to bed

[lilac merlin]

BOOOOOO

[worldly shadow]

I got 100 hours only playing split screen

[sinful vapor]

red vs blue

[worldly shadow]

It’s peak

[stark fox]

Halo 4 was the first Halo I got heavy into the Multiplayer on

[silver bear]

Was peak til it wasn’t

[rocky dagger]

I think the only Halo game I didn't play is Halo 5 but only because it wasn't available in the MCC

[oblique sinew]

huh

[silver bear]

the Merc arc was solid

[sinful vapor]

mid 2000s

was peak

[lilac merlin]

You know what else was peak before it went to shit?

GEARS OF WAR

[silver bear]

Yuh

[rocky dagger]

I ain't buying an Xbawx just to play Halo 5

[solid whale]

halo grognar evolved

[silver bear]

i enjoyed it

[stark fox]

I still have to play Halo Wars

[worldly shadow]

Oh yeah

[sinful vapor]

I played a bit of Halo Wars

[worldly shadow]

They are pretty good

[sinful vapor]

was ok

[solid whale]

[rocky dagger]

HW1 and 2 are both available on PC if I didn't remember wrongly

[lilac merlin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gears-of-war-hammer-of-dawn

[lilac merlin]

hammer of dawn....

[rocky dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-orbiting-laser-helldivers-hulk-automaton-helldivers-funny-gif-186386632358615892

[clear vapor]

Halo Wars the one that was RTS?

[sinful vapor]

yea

[rocky dagger]

Ya

[solid whale]

ja

[rocky dagger]

Halo Wars is an odd RTS

It's different

[lilac merlin]

Im glad I was semi pro in gears 4

[stark fox]

Yee

[rocky dagger]

It is RTS but it is weird

[clear vapor]

dont like much how the turrets work

[rocky dagger]

Even unit selection etc is weird

[clear vapor]

you get 3 different turrets for 4 places

[rocky dagger]

I would say it is more like C&C?

[clear vapor]

per base

hmm

[stark fox]

I mean it was designed primarily for console play

[rocky dagger]

C&C has the squad-based unit selection

[dense tendon]

wow some one really keeps pocking the nose on me

low profile gonna be done

[rocky dagger]

Ya

[sinful vapor]

still member Starcraft 64

[stark fox]

You have to make concessions to do that cuz you can't exactly Micro like a Starcraft player

[rocky dagger]

I need to go in 45 mins to do my raid in Blue Archive

[sinful vapor]

very odd one

[lilac merlin]

shame Gears 4 was BUSTED FOR HALF A YEAR ON PC BECAUSE COLALITION AND MICROSOFT WAS INCOMPETENT WITH NIVIDIA

holy shit

[rocky dagger]

The final conclusional story soon for Decagrammaton

[clear vapor]

Halo Wars doesnt have much base build...

[rocky dagger]

IDK why Akashi is in Blue Archive too

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/new-toy-star-crafts-starcraft-carbot-infestor-gif-16605822

[rocky dagger]

The ship itself

[clear vapor]

Carbot

[rocky dagger]

Youtube keeps recommending me SC2 content

[sinful vapor]

Carbot very goated

[rocky dagger]

I keep watching it

Youtube keeps recommending it to me

[clear vapor]

remind yourself that Carbot had a better ending than game of thrones and twilight...

[lilac merlin]

because google likes to listen in on you remotely

[wanton pelican]

South Carolina 2

[rocky dagger]

I never talked about SC2

[stark fox]

Or it's just cuz he clicked on a video

[rocky dagger]

I am still stuck at 40k pts in event

[sinful vapor]

it only takes one click

[lilac merlin]

my statement isnt false

[rocky dagger]

I'm farming W16-4 instead

[sinful vapor]

just to change everything

[stark fox]

I mean it's not false but it's also not related

Also I'm shocked you care mr. AI Shill

[rocky dagger]

Ya, I can just block SC2 content or ask youtube to not recommend it to me

[stark fox]

I thought you'd welcome your AI Big Brother

[rocky dagger]

Anyway don't fight

Hoffen will welcome the AI

It lets him scalp furry art

[sinful vapor]

[noble osprey]

I have a question for you

[stark fox]

Once a Scalper, always a Scalper

[rocky dagger]

What's up

Yooo

[noble osprey]

Do you have Bunker Hill yet?

[rocky dagger]

Yes

[noble osprey]

Pog

[rocky dagger]

I have all the shipgirls except the one in W16-4

Hoffen there's this new game

Made for you frfr

[noble osprey]

What's in 16-4?

[silver atlas]

W16
Wait how far behind am I?

[noble osprey]

Not that I'm getting there anytime soon

[sinful vapor]

smh my laziness

[rocky dagger]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2059092159442092278

ゲム之助はインディーゲーム大好き (@dotpixel3d)

転売屋が売るのは商品じゃない。自分の人間性だ
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Hell yeah

[lilac merlin]

forever behind

[silver atlas]

[rocky dagger]

@lilac merlin I bet you can top leaderboard

[sinful vapor]

Kaiser

[silver atlas]

[lilac merlin]

Pokemon scalpers are far worse

[noble osprey]

How difficult is W16?

[oblique sinew]

whad i miss i was bullying shantoto

[lilac merlin]

and should burn

[clear vapor]

W16 difficult is...

W16 has more planes than WW1-2 combined or something

[lilac merlin]

though its a double edged sword

because if I had invested early

[rocky dagger]

FF?

[oblique sinew]

yea

[rocky dagger]

[noble osprey]

Oh, so it can crash my game, gotcha

[lilac merlin]

maybe I could have settled my grandfather's debt

[stark fox]

IDK you're stealing people's art and saying it's your own

[oblique sinew]

my weekly third walk

[lilac jasper]

Ladles and mentlegen

[clear vapor]

not necessarly but you will be that one spartan fighting in the shade

[lilac jasper]

Is this new ur battleship worth getting over the other 50 ur battleships

[rocky dagger]

We have 1 new SSR in W16-4

[stark fox]

Ah yes.... "Scalpers are awful..... but if I was in there I could pay off my debts"

[oblique sinew]

gonna hang out with the orphanage after this

[stark fox]

Instead of just saying "Scalping sucks"

[lilac jasper]

She seems UvH coded

[rocky dagger]

But the nice thing is that W16-4 gives a lot of

[lilac merlin]

Its not my debts

[noble osprey]

.... something tells me I need a fleet of all carriers with flying flapjacks...

[rocky dagger]

I farmed W16-4 a bit and I now have 200K coins in my bank

[sacred oak]

Like 800,000?

[noble osprey]

And enough AA to make an ocean of flak

[wanton pelican]

Word on the street is if you reach the 4th you unlock jumping

[noble osprey]

I'm stuck in W14 atm

[sacred oak]

(i knew it was a lot, but damn I didn't think it would be almost 7 digits)

[rocky dagger]

Just follow guides

[sinful vapor]

another bomber skin

[rocky dagger]

#gameplay-help has pins

[oblique sinew]

BRO

[sinful vapor]

bruh

[lilac jasper]

Seems low ngl

[stark fox]

CLose familial debts are basically your debts

[silver atlas]

Im just gonna keep pretending anything past W14 is fake news and live in blissfulness

[sinful vapor]

now it is 3

[sacred oak]

You're right I rounded down

[rocky dagger]

Follow GPH pins and you can easily clear W14 - 16

[rocky dagger]

[silver atlas]

Damn

[rocky dagger]

Gear skin farmers frfr

[lilac merlin]

says the fuck who

[lilac jasper]

What does ur battleship #61 do that sets her apart from every other ur battleship

[stark fox]

The Repo guys

[sinful vapor]

I just started collecting now after gaining back some coins. Pity + wishing well + Hipper retro made me feel poor for the first time in ages.

[oblique sinew]

depends on the debt

[ember spindle]

could you ask that again six rainbow battleships later

[lilac jasper]

That little huh

[sinful vapor]

I mean as long as Hoffen has no property value, he can be chill. You cannot take anything if there is nothing to take.

[clear vapor]

he still has his organs

[lilac merlin]

exactly

I do not have anyu property value

I owe no actual debts

its not my debt to take on from a stubborn old POS who refused to listen to anyone he was living with or his doctors about his health

[stark fox]

Are you gonna honestly tell me that if the house you live in gets repo'd and you end up homeless otherwise that you aren't gonna pay the debts?

[lilac merlin]

and is now suffering from kidney demtia

[rocky dagger]

that's cool and all but

[lilac merlin]

and end of stage kidney disease

[clear vapor]

ooof....

[magic pawn]

she so bad

[rocky dagger]

Do you think Azur Lane Official is a place for you to complain about something so personal though

[lilac merlin]

The house is already paid in full

[magic pawn]

I want to lick her sweat

[clear vapor]

bruuuh

[oblique sinew]

bro can you fuck off with this random images

thx

[meager vine]

lewd

[sinful vapor]

Schob

[meager vine]

hi john

[lilac merlin]

The point bein

[oblique sinew]

interrupting my channel

[rocky dagger]

What is the fox licking

[lilac merlin]

I should have scalped when prcies were lower

same with AL cards

but AL's value is kinda flux way too much

[rocky dagger]

Wait that's a wisdom cube

[sinful vapor]

🚮

boo this poster

[oblique sinew]

just ban now

[meager vine]

what's wrong with that guy

[sacred oak]

Death to scalpers

[stark fox]

@magic pawn Please refrain from posting NSFW images. Also #off-topic is that way if you wanna just post random shit

[rocky dagger]

@oblique sinew TBH as much as it affects me, I legit think white names shouldn't be allowed to post images

[magic pawn]

ok

i will

[rocky dagger]

[fathom rose]

🫦

[stark fox]

Hoffen you cannot fucking say "I hate scalpers"
And then in teh same breath go: "Yeah but I should have scalped."

[sinful vapor]

pin pretty much sums it up

[clear vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422463299877867540/1431333518205784258/SaratogaDance.gif

[stark fox]

Like, bro.
Pick a lane

[lilac merlin]

Mods would never implement a system to catch spammers or prevent people from posting images unless they hit a certain rank

[rocky dagger]

Hoffen, that's the reason why people keeps making fun of you scalping

[solid whale]

AI bro

[stark fox]

Yeah cuz we aren't dickheads.

[solid whale]

scalper

[stark fox]

[solid whale]

many such cases

[rocky dagger]

You say scalping is bad, but then you also boast about scalping

That's why it will stick forever

[rocky dagger]

[oblique sinew]

if they sub to my patreon

ill get the image rights

[rocky dagger]

[stark fox]

It's easy to say "Yeah just implement this system"
then you realize this is a server with over 36,000 people and you realize it'd be a pretty shit system

[wanton pelican]

[oblique sinew]

[sinful vapor]

Hoffen is like "I hate these people for doing something before I did it"

[sacred oak]

He'd make a fine politician

[rocky dagger]

[oblique sinew]

oh promathia time

bye

[rocky dagger]

I wouldn't want Hoffen to be in any political positions of power

[rocky dagger]

[wanton pelican]

Rank of what?

[rocky dagger]

Bro needs to stop talking about scalping

[stark fox]

Basically he wants us to have a system like Reddit Karma

[solid whale]

[stark fox]

Where after X number of messages or some shit you can now post images

[wanton pelican]

Tf

[rocky dagger]

Look, I scalped 2 foxes

[wanton pelican]

Eww fuck that

[rocky dagger]

Wait no that doesn't sound right

[sinful vapor]

Reddit smells like weed and too trippy

[rocky dagger]

it just sounds like I am going to skin them

[sacred oak]

Their scalps are still there

[rocky dagger]

Hahhahaha

[lilac merlin]

Image perms wouldnt need to be nuked every UR event,

[wanton pelican]

I’ve seen people fight over being high ranked with those bots

[clear vapor]

isnt AI data centers basically big scalpers?

[stark fox]

Yes they would..

[rocky dagger]

I went to the Yostar store ngl it's not that much

[stark fox]

Hoffen you can't just implement a fuckin' system like that in a game where half the reason people play it is to post nice art

[lilac merlin]

Bots would immediately get nuked if they post in a certain channel

[rocky dagger]

Not much Azur Lane stuff

[stark fox]

LMAO No they wouldn't

[oblique sinew]

kayo cutie

[rocky dagger]

[stark fox]

Adding a "Honeypot" Channel is dumb because idiots will post there and get insta banned.

[wanton pelican]

I see you on the far right

[rocky dagger]

I got me sum akagis

[stark fox]

Hoffen, those systems only work in Smaller servers.
Like.... 100 people small

We have over 50k

[sacred oak]

Speaking of nice art, here's an oldie

[rocky dagger]

TBH I should farm the event more

[oblique sinew]

cutie

[rocky dagger]

I haven't gotten Elbe meta yet

[wanton pelican]

How about we just get Clyde back up and running

[stark fox]

Anyway, I have to go kill an Edgy Plague Dragon cuz he drops guarenteed Gems

[ember spindle]

even stupider idea
block any message that contains four images. people may send less or more images, but not exactly four

[rocky dagger]

It sucks that Elbe meta needs event farm to MLB

[ember spindle]

i 100% believe crypto casino scammers can't figure out how to get around that

[stark fox]

Unironically we did try that. We instnatly reverted it cuz it was pointless

[clear vapor]

then the bot is programmed to spam 3 images

[sinful vapor]

I unfortunately pulled Elbe meta in the banner

[rocky dagger]

That's fortunately

Elbe meta is like 0.5% rate

[sinful vapor]

nope cause I pity UR

[rocky dagger]

[sinful vapor]

thanks to that

[rocky dagger]

Damn

[whole blaze]

[sacred oak]

Been there a few times

[rocky dagger]

1.2% gone for the 0.5%