al-general

[honest dirge]

there was! i'm old as f** Mikasa

[trim gyro]

just out of curiosity, which year do you think it is?

[maiden kayak]

Hello there

[somber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-shaking-man-man-kneeling-on-floor-shaking-head-rapidly-gif-12322523697175037182

[mortal hill]

you got mass synscope, that was just a dream

[honest dirge]

i don't remember usually? it's 2026 but after pandemic it doesn't matter, i'm still not having that feeling

[maiden kayak]

Does she just go hah more

[somber steeple]

Ain't no way it's Iowa main gun

[honest dirge]

where the f am i supposed to get azur lane memes now, in a google search there's only ye'ye'ye'old ass hipster/boomer level stuff on facebook or wherever else

[trim gyro]

well it didn't get deleted a year ago, I'll tell you that much

[maiden kayak]

No I fell off of Wisconsin

[hearty perch]

I similarly left years ago and yes, there was a memes channel before it got abused with unsavory stuff and was removed permanently.

[mortal hill]

reddi

nvm

[somber steeple]

😭

[mortal hill]

this is a gaslightning

[honest dirge]

no, i clearly remember something happened and Azur lane mods came in for something

[gentle cargo]

Hipper had HOPES and DREAMS and then NO HOPES and NO DREAMS

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506724017036591144/20260520_202125.gif

[maiden kayak]

Can I still use her to cut my bread

[stiff forum]

[stiff forum]

Mama

[somber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-theboys-homelander-meme-homelander-jump-happy-happy-happy-gif-2959510578473386115

[trim gyro]

no use roon, she has a knife

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506685045258059826/20260520_174602.gif

[gentle cargo]

DA BIG FAT SILICONE MEGA MILKERS!!!

[ember spindle]

the subreddit probably?

[maiden kayak]

I really be getting anxious over azur lane skins cuz of my fear of heights

[maiden kayak]

Hipper is better as a cutting board

[trim gyro]

roon will cut it for you, roon will cut anything

[maiden kayak]

Roon, cut the fabric of spacetime

[languid dawn]

any guides for those new skins?

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/roon-azur-lane-gif-25567588

[modest snow]

big booba indeed

[trim gyro]

do we really need more people beating up sparda's sons to steal their shit?

[modest snow]

for like the animations and stuff?

[languid dawn]

yeah, something like that

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1484120611667312690/20260317_175149.gif

Lions on the ground ur good

[pastel moat]

I do love roon's outfit choice, but she'd look better with long hair

If you ask me

[modest snow]

best thing is to discover them for yourself

[maiden kayak]

Maybe

[light fable]

Praise the gyatt!!!

[maiden kayak]

Hornet II is better

[modest snow]

[pastel moat]

Hornet ii looks nothing like the original

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-dorothy-dorowhip-gif-13339968757220517040

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1507713728593002637/20260523_134419.gif

gyatt praised

[maiden kayak]

bro it's an entirely different class. She's an Essex Class

[light fable]

Thank you Manjuu for this meal.

[pastel moat]

She doesn't look like she'd enjoy lemons, unlike essex

[modest snow]

[pastel moat]

[maiden kayak]

Ngl I dislike skins and stuff that show commander cuz it ruins my stupid headcanon of commander being something stupid like being Tony Soprano

[trim gyro]

hornet 2 looks like she grew up and can now actually find the enemy every once in a while

[pastel moat]

I imagine the commander as the "fat bstard" from a certain anime genre

You know the one

[maiden kayak]

Well she also can find astronauts

[pastel moat]

[trim gyro]

the first one couldn't find an entire carrier group

[maiden kayak]

My commander is either:
old as shit
Tony Soprano
-1 foot tall
New York Stereotype

[pastel moat]

Commander

[light fable]

Still gets all the ladies

[ember spindle]

what kinda self-report is this

[pastel moat]

The hat does half the work

[mortal hill]

still gentler than others

[maiden kayak]

this is what I imagine commander to look like

[mortal hill]

LMAO

[pastel moat]

Lizardman?

[lilac merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[maiden kayak]

My commander is just Strelok lololololol

[mortal hill]

literally the only DEPICTION of Commander face

he's invisible man

[mortal oyster]

john cena?

[maiden kayak]

I like thinking that he's just like 3 inches tall instead

[mortal hill]

takedown

[shut crane]

more like hwah thicc

[maiden kayak]

uh whats the protocal for this

[pastel moat]

What if the commander is just one of the catmanders

[shut crane]

hwah thicc kai

[mortal oyster]

formi with the military drip

[stable plank]

she had a pretty good loading screen i think

[shut crane]

fat china boat

[pastel moat]

It's just a slightly taller cat with a hat

[hybrid sand]

oh my thighs

[shut crane]

no, hwah thicc thighs

[maiden kayak]

Imagine if Commander was just secretly Nimi in disguise

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387089937224040622/1496747801361518702/5ac72be52c4e6119a52b41bb0537f8ba156591472_1.gif

[worthy pagoda]

Meowfficers are robots though

[pastel moat]

Ok

[shut crane]

skk is a robot

[maiden kayak]

What if skk is just one of the shipgirls in disguise

[light fable]

Commander is a dwarf

[shut crane]

month is coming to an end, gotta start grinding out opsi

[mortal hill]

oh i forgot the HAND

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/thing-thing-addams-wednesday-wednesday-addams-wednesday-season-2-gif-12048438977286237243

[pseudo fulcrum]

I forget his name, but he’s Wednesday’s uncle

[maiden kayak]

how the fuck am i half black and somehow have a similiar skin color to skk

[shut crane]

thing

[pseudo fulcrum]

That was it.

[maiden kayak]

Wait the private island feature exists i forgot about that. Does literally anyone use it

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1506805846225457232/132287778-.gif

[shut crane]

everyone in #1422463299877867540 uses it

[mortal hill]

yes

[pseudo fulcrum]

Honey mochi!!!!

[maiden kayak]

why is she not capicola

[shut crane]

amagi's snack

[cunning sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-honolulu-gif-20951565

[crimson kayak]

no NOO-

[shut crane]

if not snack why snack shaped

[crimson kayak]

if not friend why friend shaped

[pseudo fulcrum]

I’m using it, counter to what I said earlier. I still maintain that Olympic is nowhere close to what my girlypop is like.

[mortal hill]

$1 is no more, sadge, they fixed it

[maiden kayak]

we really got liberty ships before the iowa

[tired cradle]

wow koln meta is hot

[shut crane]

she has booba

[tired cradle]

I really like her hair

[shut crane]

we need karlsruhe meta

[trim gyro]

we got olympic, but not titanic for some reason

[shut crane]

look at this qt

[pseudo fulcrum]

Imagine that fleets could have a max of 8 or 10 ships. You could get so much more firepower or support especially for the mainline stages

[tired cradle]

niizuki meta

karlsrhue is a qt i agree

[shut crane]

make her meta and add big tiddies

[trim gyro]

you could fit so many more crashes in as well

[maiden kayak]

i am going to flood the map with fletchers if that ever happens

[shut crane]

cuz that's what we do with metas

[mortal hill]

i forgot they release muse anthology 2 year ago, it was nice to read

[pseudo fulcrum]

If: {about to crash=true}
Then: {Do not}

[trim gyro]

gonna have to translate it, this is an english only chat

[mortal hill]

Ey that was not on the agreement

[shut crane]

that noshiro sure looks nomable

[trim gyro]

then why are you posting moon runes?

[mystic herald]

Shes so cute

[mortal hill]

moon runes? This is enchantment table

[pseudo fulcrum]

Enchantment table is Galactic

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-lebron-james-enchantment-table-language-enchantment-table-language-gif-13156867157589363714

[mystic herald]

[pseudo fulcrum]

I could finally put Kashino and Vestal in my fleets without decreasing either my firepower or air control

[maiden kayak]

I wanna just put ships that sank each other in that fleet and see if it splits into teams of 5

[pseudo fulcrum]

There’s a lot of ships that sank each other. Just one example is Queen Mary, who accidentally rammed and sank Curacoa in heavy fog.

I’m not sure if fleets would split automatically, it could be an opt-in feature for each battle.

[maiden kayak]

Imagine if we could have multiple of the same ships in one fleet

[mortal hill]

Eugen Eugen muse

[pseudo fulcrum]

Nah, that’s a bit much. The current “unique ships only” rule is fine.

[maiden kayak]

Oh no no, not like that. I want 3 Shimakazes in one fleet

[mortal hill]

you want pvp destroyers

[maiden kayak]

Shimakaze is good in pvp?

[forest sparrow]

with the power of editing, anything is possible

[mortal hill]

she was

[trim gyro]

you'd have a fleet that is very fast but has no idea where it is going or what it is going to do when it gets there

[icy herald]

oops all Boise

[mortal hill]

Having 3 Perseus is no brainer

[maiden kayak]

Yeah that's the whole point. If you shoot in every direction you'll hit something

[mystic herald]

The only team we need

[pseudo fulcrum]

What I’m getting at is adding more slots per fleet because only 3 each is very limiting. Also it’s not too realistic especially for American fleets which spammed destroyers and carriers.

[silver bear]

Helyo

[maiden kayak]

500 Fletchers

[trim gyro]

the game barely works with the number of ships we get now

[maiden kayak]

Scotch tape and hope hold the game together

[pseudo fulcrum]

Get Flex tape

[tight goblet]

hmm

[ivory oyster]

hmmm

[maiden kayak]

hmmmm

[modern yoke]

[gentle charm]

boy power

[trim gyro]

read the story guys

[shut crane]

huh?!

[trim gyro]

exactly

best part of the story

[pseudo fulcrum]

Azuma opened her shirt

[trim gyro]

well yes, but not in this story

[pseudo fulcrum]

It’s called a joke, dumbsex

[uneven rock]

is it just me that feel the recent char have fewer doujin then the old one?

[trim gyro]

she did though

[modern yoke]

Is it the result of overwriting text or is it really from the Azur Lane story

[trim gyro]

almost as if it takes time to make them

[trim gyro]

no, that's the actual line

best part of the story

[modern yoke]

I think it's overwriting text

Oof

[trim gyro]

read the story and find out

[modern yoke]

From whose story?

[manic harness]

who dat

[shut crane]

da emperor

[manic harness]

Emperor of what.

What is happenings.

[pseudo fulcrum]

Of the Sirens

[trim gyro]

with a compulsive voice recorder and an illustrator with no sense of personal boundaries at the port, imagine what the girls are going to be doing next

[pseudo fulcrum]

That’s her classification

[manic harness]

[trim gyro]

the event story

[manic harness]

Well she's a woman so she automatically has a significant debuff against shikikan.
Humanity will win.

[pseudo fulcrum]

I’m not sure even Shikikan’s rizz can penetrate her millions of zettabytes of data

[modern yoke]

[trim gyro]

is avp in one of the shops? I forget

[glad quarry]

???

[pseudo fulcrum]

She’s a paper ship

You research her in the lab

[trim gyro]

ah right, been so long since I've seen that

[pseudo fulcrum]

I’m working on Brest

[trim gyro]

with all the paper ships in events it is hard to keep track

[modern yoke]

Someone ghost ping me Even though I only left for a few minutes

[pseudo fulcrum]

I need to finish the two combat data things and that’s it.

[late shale]

Hmm

[silver bear]

god it does suck his character is so bland

[trim gyro]

I need exactly zero blueprints until PR9 arrives

[silver bear]

he had a helluva introduction, and then they just fell into a wall and broke their nose

With his Character

[tight roost]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Eu7tnc6v_A0?si=1UkernoazbPbCWxy

getting fucking lizzo to make a edit of a hsr chara is diabolical 💀 😭

[ember spindle]

of a tarot deck probably
arbiters are named after major arcana cards

[modern yoke]

Lockdown

[silver bear]

yeah

[ember spindle]

(meaning there's a siren called ZA WARUDO, good job manjuu)

[silver bear]

i liked the ideas Age of Extinction had

but fuck me, were its executions bad

[valid wigeon]

How's life

[modern yoke]

I thought lockdown would be the most dominant villain, but it turned out to be the opposite.

[silver bear]

it suffers the greatest from the “everyone is a massive asshat” syndrome Micheal bay seems to be so fond of

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tight roost]

One Punch Man:The Strongest or Blue Archive.

choose your destination

[silver bear]

That

[pseudo fulcrum]

Visually a transformer that can morph its face into a sniper is awesome. Conceptually, I’m a bit more confused. If they’re a bounty hunter, who hired them? Why did they become a bounty hunter to begin with?

[valid wigeon]

Edit it again to "Final Destination"

[silver bear]

And i fucken hate the Optimus design in that

[silver bear]

So

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-mutsuki-asagi-ムツキ-gif-7733528595690490714

[tight goblet]

hmm

[silver bear]

The transformers were originally created by the Quintessons

as per G1

micheal bays team was going for that logic

tho

Its some dumb fuck writing moment

Cuz they drop that plotline immediately

[pseudo fulcrum]

Sentinel likely betrayed the original Primes like he did in TFO, but that’s my personal headcanon.

[silver bear]

Look

Endtier Bayverse was collapsing in terms of continuity

it was always shaky

but bruh

its literally just half Ancient Aliens

[pseudo fulcrum]

The first three Bayverse films were fucking awesome tho.

[silver bear]

they have issues

[pseudo fulcrum]

Visually

[silver bear]

But i enjoy the first 3

[trim gyro]

they're just dumb action movies, if you're thinking about them you're doing it wrong

[silver bear]

2 arguably has the best fight sequence

[modern yoke]

Sentinel and lockdown who is the most dominant between the two 🤔

[silver bear]

the Forest battle is honestly peak transformers

[pseudo fulcrum]

Lockdown struck me as a sort of lackey to Sentinel.

[silver bear]

Prime just throwing hands for his life buying time

is such a good scene

[pseudo fulcrum]

There’s a TF2 dub of that fight on yt

[pliant panther]

He not a original

[silver bear]

Sentinel did appear in G1 iirc

[modern yoke]

Fr

[silver bear]

But he like

Fucking dies

[pseudo fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[silver bear]

and does nothing but allow Orion Pax to take the matrix

i do find it hilarious Megatron was just a dickhead, and inadvertently made his greatest nemesis

[pseudo fulcrum]

Then Optimus dies in the G1 movie

[trim gyro]

seems entirely in character

[modern yoke]

Somehow I prefer lockdown the cold aura is very strong

[silver bear]

god the G1 movie is such a creature

[pseudo fulcrum]

Based

[silver bear]

actually just a Hr long AMV

[pliant panther]

Megatron is kinda dumb

[silver bear]

Well

Yeah

[pliant panther]

He got manipulated by every one

[modern yoke]

[tight roost]

tits are life
ass is hometown

[pliant panther]

His master manipulated him a prime manipulated him a and human girl he didn't know manipulated him lol

[silver bear]

Hugo weaving as Megatron tho

Fucking is really good

[modern yoke]

Even his eyes are green, different from the other Autobots.

[pseudo fulcrum]

Megatron is willing to follow whatever plan if it means he gets to defeat the Autobots.

[silver bear]

Guh, autocorrect

[pliant panther]

What about hips and thighs ?

[silver bear]

The one that i have no redeeming qualities for

Is the The Last Knight

actually just abysmal dogshit, the film

[pseudo fulcrum]

Yeah, that was a mess.

[pliant panther]

He is just dumb both autobots and decepticon have the same end goal same their planet in later movies

[silver bear]

tbf, Save Cybertron has always kinda been the goal

But Optimus isn’t willing to fuck others over for that goal

[trim gyro]

the correct answer https://youtu.be/H9tEvfIsDyo?si=I__GNC2hsPVD5Ola

[pseudo fulcrum]

It’s easy for me to rally with the Autobots because at least their plan doesn’t involve destroying a foreign world.

[silver bear]

i will say

[nova monolith]

Who is this? A Siren? also that Midriff

[trim gyro]

if you're going to destroy a world, makes sense not to use your own

[nova monolith]

[silver bear]

i do personally find the whole “Optimus is a war criminal thing”

to be overblown

[shut crane]

da emperor

[silver bear]

like

brother

the Decepticons got their way for an entire fucking day

and immediately went to wipe humanity out

the cons of Bayverse, are just actual monsters incarnate

[pseudo fulcrum]

Yeah, for a faction against being deceived they’re fucking nuts.

[silver bear]

if these actions happened to any other continuity and prime did that

Yeah

I can totally see that angle

[tight goblet]

hmm

[silver bear]

but Optimus also doesn’t start that way

[modern yoke]

Is there an emblem that is never mentioned in the film like maximal?

[silver bear]

uh

idk

but

[pseudo fulcrum]

The 90s were a weird decade for Transformers…..and that’s coming from a 2001 baby.

[silver bear]

Prime spends the entire first film’s finale battle, and most of the Forest battle

Being very defensive minded

just enough action to end the threat

[pseudo fulcrum]

Optimus must’ve read the Art of War. His tactics after DotM were kinda confusing to me

[nova monolith]

Question is, which film?

Predacons and Terrorcons do exist, but I rarely seem em but Transformers Prime

[modern yoke]

No wonder this emblem is very rare and not seen in all Transformer series when I watched or I just didn't notice

[silver bear]

Maximals are largely kept to the 90s

even in RotB they barely played a role

besides being exposition dump

[pseudo fulcrum]

They were brought back in the Beeverse, but there wasn’t really anything in between. We got the Dinobots in AoE tho… That was good shit.

[modern yoke]

Terrorcons

[silver bear]

One thing Bayverse never faltered on

Was sound design and Music

honestly those films alone sparked a love for how things should sound in me

[pseudo fulcrum]

And the visual effects for the first three or four were kickass

[nova monolith]

Michael Bay's specialty

[silver bear]

i love the overly mechanical nature of transformations

like

Those movies STILL look amazing

[nova monolith]

almost as good as Del Toro's Pacific Rim for me

[silver bear]

and i unironically love the 2007 film

[pseudo fulcrum]

Based

[mortal hill]

Guardian Insignia is rare...

[silver bear]

Its one of the few times both the Autobot/Con casts are distinct

and varied

the cons really fuckin suffer for that

Just becoming indistinguishable grey masses

also, just the “disaster movie” angle works hella well

[trim gyro]

every bay movie is secretly a disaster movie

[silver bear]

takes the “robot in disguise” part to a cool degree

[silver bear]

True

[valid wigeon]

Clanker

[pseudo fulcrum]

I wish Megatron transformed into a tank, it would’ve set him apart from the fighter jet that Starscream turns into.

[silver bear]

And 2007 just clicks better from a humor standpoint

him being a massive alien jet works imo

i personally prefer tank Megatron

but the jet mode works

[nova monolith]

2007 was a Cybertronian Jet, then a Tank hybrid at ROTF

[pseudo fulcrum]

But Starscream is already a jet. In a world where robots can turn into anything, why copy? Or is Starscream the copycat because he wants to be leader so bad?

[valid wigeon]

What if Megatron was this tank

[silver bear]

Uhh

ngl cheif

[trim gyro]

there was this transformers game right around that time wasn't there? was that any good?

[silver bear]

which ones

The tie in ones

Or the War for Cybertron games

WFC games are actually goated

[trim gyro]

either I guess

[silver bear]

WFC has some rough spots

mainly a load of turret missions

but story wise

[nova monolith]

Basically the writers description about Starscream tbf, He is really competent, its just that Megatron does the role better

[silver bear]

They are very solid

[silver bear]

Mixing Real world politics like the Nazis with transformers is always gonna be messy imo

[gentle charm]

[silver bear]

this just feels like opening a can of worms

[trim gyro]

wasn't megatron originally a luger?

[silver bear]

Walther P38

[trim gyro]

ah, close

[silver bear]

remember

His design exists before the character

[pseudo fulcrum]

Where did the trigger go?

[nova monolith]

is this from the oldie Transformer series?

[silver bear]

his shoulders

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-transformers-transform-gif-12609612

[silver bear]

They rest on the top part of his arm iirc

actually lemme grab my Megatron figure

Actually

I think they integrate into his legs

And im a brick

The hammer is up at his arms

[pseudo fulcrum]

See? I knew the memes were onto something

Imagine if the girls in AL could transform into their ships à la Blue Steel.

[vivid osprey]

9th Shinano at 90+ aff. Now to put #10 as main secretary

Will I stop at 10? Unlikely

Though if they unionize I might be in trouble

[solar dome]

this is taking longer than I thought

[worthy pagoda]

Use xp books

[trim gyro]

means you get to spend more time with them

[solar dome]

I'm using them on u2501

I hate levelling subs

[visual cedar]

lv 125 doesnt really matter

120 is good enough

[vivid osprey]

Irv Gotti and Macklemore

[trim gyro]

no it isn't lol

[vivid osprey]

I am never going to clear more than world 12 and this is my post

[trim gyro]

you want the URs at 125 so you can abuse them to clear content

[pastel oracle]

I want Gotz von Berlichingen & U-2501 at 125 because they’re hot

[trim gyro]

also a good reason

[visual cedar]

if you dont try the ex stage in events its just a little upgrade. like oathing for stats

[trim gyro]

every single one of my wives is 125 by the way, meta or not

125 is not just a little upgrade lol

[visual cedar]

how much more is it?

[trim gyro]

you literally cannot clear late campaign without it

levels modify damage taken

[clear vapor]

every 1 lvl in diference is 2% dmg something... something...

[visual cedar]

that would be a lot

i understand now

[vivid osprey]

It's mostly just a simple fact of "big level difference between you and target = big damage", going both ways

[visual cedar]

actually i am not good with stuff like that, there is way to much information thats important

[vivid osprey]

Then you probably shouldn't confidently make statements like "lvl 125 doesn't matter" as it might misdirect newer players

[visual cedar]

nah this is al-general if some need good content they should go to gameplay help

[vivid osprey]

But you acknowledge you were mistaken, so fair enough. I try to do that too when I'm wrong, it's not easy

[visual cedar]

we also assume a lot of stuff

always

[valid wigeon]

[visual cedar]

like assuming the girl will just go into the corner lv 120 is enough, we just never tell what we think

[vivid osprey]

You can stop trying to justify yourself now man it's alright

Next topic

Unzen chan is cute

[visual cedar]

there is no next if nobody stopps me :o

[vivid osprey]

But I wonder where she gets the lute thing from

As far as I'm aware Unzen doesn't feature music much in her design

[visual cedar]

would be good if you post her i cannot find her in the wiki

[royal tundra]

She is not released yet

[vivid osprey]

Unzen/Unzen-chan

Not that I mind. It's cute, just a curious design decision

I'd have imagined they'd do something with the butterfly Unzen has over her eye. Like holding it in her hand or something

[solar dome]

I don't care I get all my rainbow shipgirls to 125

[visual cedar]

its looks like that part

[vivid osprey]

Good catch actually

It absolutely does

[visual cedar]

in the end we all got our own goals you cannot do anything wrong or right. you can just do your way

[vivid osprey]

Lady it gave you all that thigh I am not going to complain about your calorie intake

[solar dome]

yeah and that's what I'm doing

[abstract prairie]

whose line is this

[vivid osprey]

Unzen, post oath dock inspection

[pastel moat]

Why would they ruin the image of unzen by making a midget version

[vivid osprey]

Because it is a cute idea to imagine you having a child with the sexy anime woman and her resembling her mother next question

[pastel moat]

Why doesn't any of them look like the commander

[vivid osprey]

is this you posting your ntr fetish or

[pastel moat]

No, it's what the gigachad commander would look like

Just picture the white hat on

[vivid osprey]

The commander is YOU and every attractive anime girl, including YOUR favourite ones love YOU prince

So go work out and do right by them

Be the man they want you to be

[mystic herald]

Shakespeare over here

[normal comet]

and join navy?

[spiral olive]

[visual cedar]

navy isnt for everyone

[pastel moat]

The ship girls want YOU

Poster

[normal comet]

with essex pointing at you

[mystic herald]

Plz someone needs ro make that

[normal comet]

it's already there

[pastel moat]

Essex pointing at lemon

[vivid osprey]

There's one of Guam in the iconic uncle Sam pose I believe

Yeah there you go

[normal comet]

manjuu also ever made the official gif of it
but i don't save it

[pastel moat]

Akashi :I want YOUR gems

[mystic herald]

Ty

[pseudo fulcrum]

Guam
Nuam

[pastel moat]

Road, is that a mimic chest frame on your pfp

[mystic herald]

The teeth? Dont think so

[pastel moat]

Aw

[mystic herald]

More like halloween vanpire fangs

[gentle charm]

Bald skk

[pastel moat]

That's why he wears the white hat

[valid wigeon]

[mystic herald]

I saved all my orbs for it for a while
Wasnt in shop then tbe second it was i bought it

[vivid osprey]

There's no shame in shaving it off boys. Get ahead of it before it recedes to the cringe degree

[gentle charm]

I have lots of lush hair

[visual cedar]

you assume we are boys :o

[vivid osprey]

I do as well for the time being, but if it does start receding hard I'll just bite that bullet

[mystic herald]

[vivid osprey]

Based on my personal bias, everyone with a hot or cute anime girl pfp is either a muscular beast or a fat chud irl

Male or female, doesn't matter

[gentle charm]

Latter one mostly

Doesn't have to be fat, but 100% chud.

[pastel moat]

I have a lot of it too, but white strands increase dangerously each year

[mystic herald]

Scrawny ahh 100%

[pastel moat]

My beard too

[vivid osprey]

Okay true they can be mega skeletons too

[gentle charm]

Chudshire

[visual cedar]

i must trust your 'experience'

[gentle charm]

I am just a little man

[vivid osprey]

It's bias from being a gymrat and cosplayer myself. I know quite a few gacha players that are in excellent shape

[gentle charm]

In a little world

I know a guy

He knows some guys, I do some work

[mystic herald]

Debating on getting this tbh

[vivid osprey]

It's a cute figurine, why not

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457748615790465226/20260105_154453.gif

[mystic herald]

Im broke

[gentle charm]

I liked buying figurines in person

I did that in Japan Town San Francisco

[vivid osprey]

Sounds like a good goal to work towards then

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-vtuber-food-eating-gaming-pc-watching-tv-gif-15425393534925414573

[mystic herald]

Lucky

[gentle charm]

I even got to buy thigh highs, lol

[mystic herald]

My interests change alot so im always scared of buying a figure and end up disliking it

Although my taste seems to be cute blue haired girls

[vivid osprey]

I bought a cool Shinano figurine that sits alongside a Sett one my brothers bought for me

Evergreen, don't think I'll ever get tired of either

[gentle charm]

I don't use the mousepads

[gentle charm]

Too uncomfortable

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-pieck-pieck-finger-gif-9297706150967942494

[pastel moat]

I'm waiting for cowpens outfit figure

On the chair

[meager haven]

Cowpens figure but they ship you an actual cow.

[vivid osprey]

Lowkey might be worth it with the price of beef nowadays

[gentle charm]

Laughs in self sustaining food supply

[warped lynx]

Y'all need god

[trim gyro]

what does he taste like?

[vivid osprey]

Not capitalizing God

[warped lynx]

Or some bitches

[solid whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1262711668870348911/musshi-and-shina-for-president.gif

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1501444102154358834/NJ_eat_true.gif

[mystic herald]

Lucky

All i got so far is her

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1508090956816191559/20260523_222047.gif

[solid whale]

[tired cradle]

oh okay if you have her oathed she has a ring on her finger in the L2D

neat

[solid whale]

yeah its a nice little detail about the l2d skins

[late shale]

Hmm

[solid whale]

time to try my 12 hour cooked baked beans

[gentle charm]

Disgusting

[shut crane]

soft floof

[solid whale]

mmm boston baked beans

[shut crane]

the little food that could

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1488955909945167963/20260401_192600.gif

[solid whale]

YOO

my baked beans are so good

[solid whale]

DAMN akagi got demoted from the sakura empire loading screen

[meager haven]

Holy peak

[solid whale]

we should get her sister boston

also

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-lick-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-gif-8937093444098193613

[shut crane]

get all the sisters

waifu them all

[stark fox]

Who’s there now?

[solid whale]

cvmagi

[stark fox]

So nothing’s changed

[solid whale]

[candid swan]

sisters

[teal girder]

Front and back

[viral matrix]

replacing garbage with trash i see

wait so if unzen is (or rather was) a rock, is unzen-chan a pebble then?

[shut crane]

your face is trash!

[solid whale]

ok helldivers gun larper whatever you say

[shut crane]

ha gottem

[solid whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829127440629891105/1499153947837993090/owned.gif

[viral matrix]

no but this is deep, if unzen was a rock beforehand would this mean that unzen-chan is a pebble

time to get the rock drill i suppose

[nova monolith]

Add Mecklenburg and Hindenburg there

[shy glade]

Got this skin on release and just accidentally had this animation 🤡🤡🤡

[forest sparrow]

"Accidentally"

[normal comet]

accidentally huh

[shy glade]

I swear

[normal comet]

sure bud

[forest sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-oogway-accidents-there-are-no-accidents-destiny-gif-16270886

[shy glade]

I swear on my beloved Musashi's Oath it was by accident

[normal comet]

why yorktown tryna be nj anyway

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-albtraumnewjersey-gif-9741938132510477287

[shy glade]

America's Ass

Inspiration

[candid swan]

bout to give so many flowers to my wife

[normal comet]

could never beat nj's freedom

[forest sparrow]

Yorky > NJ

[shy glade]

Honestly, Yorktown II bunny skin was what NJ bunny skin should have been

[forest sparrow]

I'm still going to rub it in NJ fans' faces that Boise got the L2D bunny skin and NJ didn't

[normal comet]

NJ ass is perfect in that era

[normal comet]

yeah, rub boise ass to my face

[shy glade]

Honestly NJ swimsuit is just better than the bunny skin

[solid whale]

yorktown saw NJ go googoo for skk and decided she wanted some

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1505788819977539724/boiseMaid.webp

[normal comet]

what kind of showing ass is that?

it's not fully shown

[candid swan]

bang

[vital karma]

Yoink

[nova monolith]

Race Queen skin would be better if it was bigger

but her hips are in great shape

She can kill me with those thighs

[shut crane]

school the floof

[nova monolith]

But the tail

where is the tail

[ember spindle]

floofs can dematerialize their floof when it'd be inconvenient to have them out

[nova monolith]

Still looks cursed

Unless you prefer em doggo

like Atago, Taco, Chok and Maya

[ember spindle]

e.g. nagato not showing off the tails that she ABSOLUTELY CERTAINLY has as the MFING GUARDIAN FOX
your holiness let me i beg of you ❤️

[nova monolith]

Ears Down from Foxgirls / Dawg girls are cute

One day, I will see a Kaga with her ears down

[ember spindle]

❤️

[nova monolith]

Literally

Taco has them down all the time

Musashi has them down on Bunny Skin

[vivid osprey]

Looking at kitsune art and there's no obscene tail:woman ratio

[nova monolith]

Tosa also has them down

Choukai too

when will we have the rest

also Akagi is Mid

[nova monolith]

[static kernel]

Can any of you guess caracciolo's personality

[nova monolith]

Passive

Almost like Joffre

but that is the first look

deep down

she's in lust

Friedrich Carl style

[static kernel]

nothing about bloodthistiness or violent dreams?

[shut crane]

fox

[nova monolith]

Nah, seems too opposite of her to do so based on her lines

she really sounds agitated for touch

[tight goblet]

hmm

[hallow peak]

Who did yall give your promise rings to

I just got mine

[pastel oracle]

Whoever you like more

[nova monolith]

depends on your preference

some like to whale

[hallow peak]

Mmmm

Fair

[late shale]

Hmm

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/whalers-on-the-moon-whalers-moon-moon-whalers-gif-514559744655520630

[shut crane]

I made some ice tea with lemon

[gloomy valley]

[shut crane]

[gloomy valley]

[outer verge]

i drank orange juice earlier today

thats close enough right

[gloomy valley]

Keeps the scurvy away

[shut crane]

I ate an orange earlier today

[meager haven]

Give it to Seattle

[outer verge]

go to your dock, filter by oath skin availble, then pick the one with the best skin

[shut crane]

or just oath someone you like

[meager haven]

No Sam stop with the skin propaganda

[mystic herald]

I really want orange juice

[meager haven]

There are no oath skins

[mystic herald]

[shut crane]

like amagi

[outer verge]

thats what i did for all my oath ships except new jersey only for her to get an oath skin in the same year

[shut crane]

or akagi

[outer verge]

my last ring was on amagicv yes

[shut crane]

or kaga

[outer verge]

[meager haven]

My last ring was on Shimanto iirc

[shut crane]

then oath tosa

and kii

get lots of floofy waifus and floof their tails

[meager haven]

Yeah oath Naginami bro

[shut crane]

anyway, time to rent the 67 skin

[outer verge]

naganami has an oath skin now

or she will soon tm

[meager haven]

Yes she do

She’s had it for like two years now

[mystic herald]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HIkIiCkW8AA-lpe.mp4

[outer verge]

ok bluddy

[meager haven]

Did the 3 oath skins they showed during CN anni come out yet?

[sinful vapor]

the Kelp, hola

[meager haven]

the John, hello

[shut crane]

god we have so many urs now, it's getting hard to find the one you need

[meager haven]

John why is it so fuckin’ hot

[stable plank]

I can't believe they showed magdeburg oath skin

[sinful vapor]

cause it sucks living down here

[meager haven]

I can’t wait for the day we have more URs than commons.

[sinful vapor]

that is why it is hot

[meager haven]

😔

Never volunteer outdoors bros

[sinful vapor]

glad I recently installed a personal AC, central AC was not enough anymore

[mystic herald]

I just got janus so i need janus oath skin

[stable plank]

have to mow soon. the grass is too wet when its cool, its too hot once its dry. conundrif

[meager haven]

She’s getting one

[mystic herald]

She has one

Already

[meager haven]

Oh it’s already out?

[static kernel]

Jp twitter of her reveal said
"A battleship belonging to Sardegna, she is a statue-like, quiet judge. Tormented by the hustle and bustle in her mind and the frustrating urges of destruction coursing through her body, she says she can only find peace when she's near her commander..."

[stable plank]

but have to do it so there will only be 100 million mosquitoes instead of 1 billion

[sinful vapor]

or garage chores

[meager haven]

Bro I’ve lost track of oaths so many random picks

[mystic herald]

Just a cutie

Its also my whole pfp and acc here

[meager haven]

Florida sucks when you go on an outing that isn’t the beach or a park.

[sinful vapor]

for sure

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1507481585623105617/20260522_223036.gif

[meager haven]

Beach was choppy as hell yesterday too, well, choppy by Florida standards.

[mystic herald]

Boooo

[meager haven]

You should make your whole profile USS Seattle ngl.

[mystic herald]

Tsk

Not my type

[meager haven]

😔

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-violin-cute-chibi-gif-15997305

[mystic herald]

I like my girls small and blue

[tight goblet]

hmm

[mystic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-anchor-gif-9504590405317294666

[meager haven]

Then oath Ibuki

She’s relatively small and very blue

[mystic herald]

I dont think i got her yet

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-fgo-fgo-morgan-tonelico-morgan-fgo-gif-27174142

[meager haven]

😔

[karmic delta]

Hello

[mystic herald]

I got janus tho

[meager haven]

Hi Yorri, hi Snom.

[sinful vapor]

yorr

[karmic delta]

Kelpy

Johnny storm

Hi

[meager haven]

Johnny Bravo

[karmic delta]

How is everyone?

[mystic herald]

Debating getting this too

[tight goblet]

mmm

sea veggie

[meager haven]

Melting

[mystic herald]

Tired

Im at work

[karmic delta]

Uh oh

Niji alt

[tight goblet]

any suggestions on what game I play

[shut crane]

we have the same number of commons as we do URs add in all the UR retrofits and we have way more URs than commons

[meager haven]

Lobotomy Corporation without the wiki page open.

Or uhhh

Little Goody Two Shoes

[royal tundra]

Blue Archive; 10 1* 20 2* 200 3*

[meager haven]

Gacha games suck so much

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sinful vapor]

dw card games does not have that dilemma, well at least Hearthstone

[meager haven]

Iirc at least in BA even the 1 stars at max stats are on par, or fit a better niche, than a lot of 3 stars.

Then again I haven’t played BA since Summer Koharu came out.

[mystic herald]

Gulps
Is that bad

[meager haven]

Pokemon got them fullart cards that do 2 million damage if you have 5 energies and then random little guy that can stunlock gods.

[sinful vapor]

was just referring that they continue to release commons unlike AL did it like once and never looked back

[meager haven]

Ah, yeah…

Limbus also like never releases 2 stars, and one stars are only the default dudes for some reason.

I love units that are very clearly not worth a 3* but are anyways cause money.

[mystic herald]

How much is it to oath em

[meager haven]

$5-10

[stable plank]

isnt limbus the one with the hot hag

outis

[mystic herald]

Thinks

[meager haven]

She’s getting a skin where she calls you a good girl tomorrow, yes.

[stable plank]

[meager haven]

She also kills your own dudes in that new skin.

And that’s when she calls you a good girl

[sinful vapor]

Bristol Meta very soon and it will truly be lit

[meager haven]

Lamp that blots the sun

[hard vine]

Feetseeking missile

[shut crane]

lamp meta

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/candle-rain-lantern-gif-5438917

[teal girder]

Candle 🔥

[stable plank]

"IT'S LIT!" 🗣️ 🔥 ❗ ❗

[teal girder]

LED lamp

[stable plank]

no

[lament palm]

Roon's so fucking hot

Ok back to work

[mystic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shakespeare-meme-shakespeare-shakespeare-you-gif-4055677556302353388

[grave thicket]

Rodney iirc

[shut crane]

people been posting this shit

[hard vine]

Is that skyrim

[lapis mesa]

I forgot Mogador was pretty, and not just goofy pretty

[sinful vapor]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HIkIiCkW8AA-lpe.mp4

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1507800913396367431/20260522_223113.gif

[pastel oracle]

[mystic herald]

Shes so pretty

[static kernel]

Clearly the mfs dont understand the "destructive urges" of caracciolo

[torpid kettle]

face she makes after a sucessful sniffsession?

[ember spindle]

wait how do you get that
does skydive mode have a cutscene where she looks at you Like That before diving?

[pastel oracle]

Special touch in the Dynamic mode

[ember spindle]

🫴 ❤️

[static kernel]

Special touch

[sinful vapor]

Vanguard the cringiest of all

[rustic sapphire]

Girl with cake is good

[mystic herald]

Yummy

[static kernel]

Perfect to punish 💢

[static kernel]

I want janus and argus skins to be beloved so that it paves the way to manjuu making more medium/smallish size shipgirls to make lewd skins for

[rustic sapphire]

Man decided to speak facts

[static kernel]

In the meantime have fun

[cunning sundial]

[pastel oracle]

[cunning sundial]

Booba pillow

[sinful vapor]

[gleaming shale]

Woah woah an Azur lane player going outside?

[gentle charm]

My collars blue but my neck is red

[stable plank]

[hard vine]

[quaint sluice]

Anyone else's game 50gb?

[sinful vapor]

[pseudo fulcrum]

Mine uses 29.37gb

[sinful vapor]

this is from my emu

[light fable]

Not even close

That size would be GFL2

[trim gyro]

30.81

[sinful vapor]

my phone has it at 17.73gb

[lapis mesa]

never ;d that's like you got it installed twice

[placid gulch]

bro how

[sinful vapor]

Apri

[trim gyro]

we've had drama queens claiming 100GB before

[placid gulch]

John

[radiant cipher]

Omagaaaaa

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[royal tundra]

5GB Tiktok

[placid gulch]

omagaaaaaa

[pseudo fulcrum]

Ho- How big is your homework folder

[lapis mesa]

TIKTOK IS 6GB?! wtf is that spyware

[sinful vapor]

[trim gyro]

it is spyware, all social media apps are but I doubt it stores your data locally, probably just cached media

[fathom rose]

😭 give me sum of ur oil

[lapis mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/marty1234-1

[wanton pelican]

Go to the AppStore and update the game

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[wanton pelican]

[sinful vapor]

trying

[wanton pelican]

I’ve been too broke

But trying

[sinful vapor]

same kinda

went from 590k to 220k in this event

[royal tundra]

400k... too broke

[sinful vapor]

but now I am around 400k

[lapis mesa]

400k of what

[trim gyro]

cubes

[royal tundra]

COIN

[stable plank]

i am back down to 560k

[sinful vapor]

yea....

[placid gulch]

Huh, this is the lightest my AL has been recently

[stable plank]

3gb facebook

[lapis mesa]

ic

[placid gulch]

ok gob I'm sorry for being born in latin america and fb still being our main social media

[light fable]

Now that the twitter method for binding AL is gone, guess I should close my twitter account

[stable plank]

when did i ever mention that part?

[lapis mesa]

Zuckerbooger

[stable plank]

why is book face 3 zukerbytes

[light fable]

I am still on FB for Azur lane fleetposting group

[placid gulch]

that's exactly the reason bro if you use facebook it's gonna weigh more

[stable plank]

i wish i could delete mine

[placid gulch]

ask the 5GB tiktok dude

[trim gyro]

I don't save up that many coins, I spend them so I can get the income from the merchant, I only save right before an event

[stable plank]

too much cache being taken up by your reel watching. or whatever facebook calls them

[nova monolith]

Still stays the same as what I said.

She isn't like Roon that she fights really really hard for the commander like a war machine

By this line alone she looks like she will lust to SKK, and won't be like this when the SKK is not around

[scarlet heron]

who uses facebook

[placid gulch]

read up bro I'm doing BA dailies

[light fable]

Me. HAve Azur lane groups there

[scarlet heron]

?

[nova monolith]

Used to do Facebook

[scarlet heron]

I thought only old people use facebook

with their god awful meme

s

[placid gulch]

it's still like

the main sns we use in latam

as i said above

[scarlet heron]

there's a facebook even?

[light fable]

FB is less of a hellhole compared to twitter

[nova monolith]

In PH, its more common to use FB as well more than Twitter

Or probably because its within the same company as Instagram

[light fable]

Myspace revival when? XD

[scarlet heron]

twitter is reddit when it isn't an echochamber

[pine vault]

[light fable]

Twitter and reddit is just non stop doom posting

[placid gulch]

yay, I got Aris maid and Hiyori from the free pulls

[scarlet heron]

I sometimes forget how big this game can get

[placid gulch]

just gotta pull more gachas to ponder if I should pull in AL today

[pine vault]

Smaller on my alt

[scarlet heron]

I mean the world is pretty miserable rn so

[trim gyro]

hmm... emden and janus both in the light wishing well, avp can have multiple skins and I don't have skins for any of the others so no need to get dupes
seems like this event won't set back my progress nearly as much as I thought

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[nova monolith]

we comparin Storage sizes now huh

[lapis mesa]

Island and 3d dorm where

[scarlet heron]

years and years of sphagetti and other stuff stacking and stacking

[nova monolith]

I don't do Island, and I removed 3D till I max my Taihou again from boredom

[placid gulch]

I ain't downloading 3d dorm until Richie is there

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/890418673842552892/RichelieuPat.gif

[nova monolith]

literally the reason why we do 3D dorm in the first place

[light fable]

I am currently maxing Agir in the 3d dorm

[scarlet heron]

I don't hate 3d dorm

I just wish it was seperate app

[light fable]

[scarlet heron]

idolmaster did that once

[cunning sundial]

Blahaj

[trim gyro]

I'll be able to cross Mogador and Alsace off the list on the rerun, that leaves a Z52 dupe and Amagi(CV) dupe plus potentially a Janus and/or Emden
shopping list almost complete

[scarlet heron]

I think it went eos so I guess monitoring issues?

[nova monolith]

I thought it was gura for a moment till the ears made it obvious

[scarlet heron]

for a second I thought azur lane did collab with chainsaw man long time ago

after looking at kumano

[sinful vapor]

[scarlet heron]

makima

[sinful vapor]

yup

[scarlet heron]

you bi-

[solid whale]

monarch in a suit got me acting unwise

[scarlet heron]

I forgot she existed

like other 60% of ships

I suck at remembering lol

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-monarch-sad-justagram-rain-gif-26187339

[solid whale]

someone draw atago in a suit

trust me itll be gangster

[scarlet heron]

what suit

[solid whale]

3 piece suit

[scarlet heron]

tomboy atago

it is tomboy right

I confuse tomboy with femboy

[scarlet heron]

I'm gonna imagine that's her areole

[solid whale]

atago in a suit would go hard as hell

[scarlet heron]

drip

[sinful vapor]

no, she is touching a wall

[scarlet heron]

I know

but I'm gonna think otherwise lol

[sinful vapor]

[teal girder]

[wanton pelican]

Next best thing

[late shale]

Space

[teal girder]

Bad

Thing

[rustic sapphire]

Richie 3d dorm
Bremerton 3d dorm
Cleopatra 3d dorm
Heinrich 3d dorm

So many girls to add

Hard to chose only one girl

[placid gulch]

[rose spire]

[solid whale]

[desert sedge]

Hey guys, why isn’t my Moskva gaining exp for one of the ships from the ship research? One of the quests says I need to gain exp from the northern parliament ship but none of the exp is being counted after multiple of battles

[desert sedge]

Im trying to get Admiral Nakhimov and it says I need exp earned from a northern parliament ship which I am (I’m using Moskva)

[pseudo fulcrum]

Is it frontline or backline?

[late shale]

Need backline russians lol

[desert sedge]

Umm moskva is in the front I think

[late shale]

Yeah for Nakhimov need russian or Italian backline

[desert sedge]

I used essex for one of the ship research and didn’t need another ship parliament in the front as same as her

The exp counted

[desert sedge]

Who would you recommend?

[late shale]

When I went for Nakhimov I used soyuz, raffelo and Volga

[pseudo fulcrum]

Any Italian or Russian battleships and carriers will do it

[desert sedge]

Which would fit the best?

[tall bridge]

sleeping with taihou on my left. then roon on the right. I get the middle. the three of us can form the japanese kanji for river 川

[desert sedge]

Would Kronshtadt not work well?

[solid whale]

roon trying to kill taihou on your left

[late shale]

Kron isn't a main unit

[solid whale]

taihou trying to kill roon on your right

[desert sedge]

Dang

[late shale]

Nakhimov needs main not vanguard

[desert sedge]

How about Chapayev

Wait no

[late shale]

That's a vanguard

[desert sedge]

Kazan?

She should be the backline

[late shale]

She can be used

[desert sedge]

I think I have her

Moskva in the front and Kazan in the back