al-general

[mortal hill]

Aint avid fan when you dont do itasha of your fav shipgirl

[final seal]

here

[gentle charm]

Can I get a paintjob on my truck?

[normal comet]

damn porsche

[gentle charm]

Porsche Hilux

Engine swap

I think nothing but the panels are original

It was cut in half to remove the back seats for better ground clearance

[cedar hawk]

hello chat

[gentle charm]

Helloooooo, Viet babe

[normal comet]

...atleast draw better?

[final seal]

w paintjob

[worldly shadow]

that thing looks mint

[gentle charm]

Cleanest Hilux be like

[normal comet]

if it's running, it's running

[gentle charm]

Oh it runs

[normal comet]

that hilux looks like surviving middle east war

[gentle charm]

We replaced the start motor

And power washed the radiator

Because it was filled with mud

[final seal]

there's agir skin here but i can't buy the car for it yet

[gentle charm]

I am still mad my father sold it off

To some bloke who probably uses it in the middle eaat

[nova monolith]

Done this earlier, but thanks.
Lmao I am getting left out

[vivid osprey]

No worries. It really is a nice feature

[supple tiger]

I hate perverts so much bro

Just gross

[modern moon]

Forza Lane

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[grave thicket]

Cup size sort option when?

[warm veldt]

[grave thicket]

oh myb

[mortal hill]

Thats too random

[calm glen]

hmm

[grave thicket]

???

Lol

I was replying to him cause after he said that he hates perverts, I dropped "cup size sort option when"

[mortal hill]

Yeah thats too random

[grave thicket]

Not something I genuinely want btw.. ^w^;;;;

-# >.>

[normal comet]

my bad g for existing🙏

[grave thicket]

Though I wonder if he means perverts as in the illegal kind

Cause I hate them

but idk.. liking boobs isn't a bad thing by itself

[calm glen]

well i guess so cuz playing azur lane makes u a perv kinda

[grave thicket]

yeahh...

[pastel moat]

I mean

Is that a bad thing

[calm glen]

naaah

[normal comet]

i got hated comment in twitter just because i play azur lane

[calm glen]

happened to me too

insane how much ppl care

[grave thicket]

Well as long as you know that perv (likes boobs and butts a lot) and perv (likes sexually harassing women and other illegal shit) are two different things, then that's okay

[grave thicket]

That's Twitter though. They hate fun

[calm glen]

absolutely

[grave thicket]

I'm totally chill with the former and absolutely despise the latter

[normal comet]

perv and creeps is different

[grave thicket]

true

[supple tiger]

I'm talking about perverts who are doing disgusting shit not just like boobs

[pastel moat]

Twitter is full of people with blue /red/purple hair who look like bridge trolls and hate themselves almost as much as they hate everyone else, so it's all fun and dandy

[normal comet]

yeah it's creeps

[grave thicket]

Ohhhh so creeps

[normal comet]

like recording or touching shit

i ever confront one

[calm glen]

Yeah burn creeps

[grave thicket]

Fr

[mortal hill]

Creeper

[normal comet]

aw man

[supple tiger]

Or commission shitty fetish """"""""""""""art""""""""""""""

[somber steeple]

I'm losing my mind over Twitter

[calm glen]

Theres a whole subreddit with pregnant ai azur lane girls

[pastel moat]

I purged a lot of my cellphone images to download azur lane, it's surprising how many ai images I had after 2024

[somber steeple]

especially anything is about conflict that USA involved

[normal comet]

i'm perv but not that far

[grave thicket]

I have an issue with people who don't understand that there's a difference between fiction and reality

[grave thicket]

bruh

[pastel moat]

[calm glen]

Glad u got rid of em

[grave thicket]

I don't understand downloading AI porn, but like... downloading AI porn??? 😭

[pastel moat]

Yeah I went from 46 thousand to 10

[grave thicket]

Sad..

[somber steeple]

i'm totally have

[normal comet]

i never use this as justification since lolicon use them a lot
i just be straight that i like hot women

[supple tiger]

Ameribros really used a fumo of the goddess of poverty as their "army-chan"

[somber steeple]

15k of images

[supple tiger]

Shithou

[dense tendon]

thousand miles of loving you

[pastel moat]

Taihou is the best ship girl, brother pucc

Perfect in 3d dorm too

[dense tendon]

she's the current queen of boobas sizes

132cm

[ionic gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863828328015593502/1508746445467942912/image0.gif

where boobas

[somber steeple]

What

[grave thicket]

That's valid. I'm more talking about people who hate on people for playing Azur Lane is all

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103297914039709848/1253787013321064468/AzurLanePleasureLeisureAndTreasurePVCommanderXMogador.gif

[grave thicket]

thank you

[pastel moat]

Oh I don't like mogador at all

[grave thicket]

That's you IRL

[grave thicket]

straight to hell do not pass go do not collect $200

[ionic gulch]

yea no I don't want stink mog booba

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-shaking-man-man-kneeling-on-floor-shaking-head-rapidly-gif-12322523697175037182

[grave thicket]

What did she do to you man?????

[normal comet]

yea but boobs is boobs

[grave thicket]

Exactly.

[pastel moat]

It's the combination of her smelling the commander, and that disgusting black spot on her bobba that reminds me sun causes cnacer

[grave thicket]

A MOLE!??!?

[pastel moat]

Yes the guacamole

[supple tiger]

Worst*

Worse than mogabrap

[grave thicket]

God forbid a shipgirl have a skin blemish 😭

[dense tendon]

flat boobas vs big boobas enjoyner

meanwhile medium boobas enjoyner

[grave thicket]

Nah i'm big booba

[pastel moat]

Hey, I liked takao before they made her gigantic

[rustic sapphire]

Boob or cake

[abstract prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[grave thicket]

Both

[pastel moat]

Medium are good too

[worldly shadow]

my beloved togr hasnt been here for a while has he?

[gentle charm]

I like DD

[worldly shadow]

a shame

[grave thicket]

LMAO

[pastel moat]

They forgot Toga exists

Same as kii

[grave thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cum-fridge-gif-22354569

[worldly shadow]

double Ds 😋

[normal comet]

that one tanuki?

[dense tendon]

if you add thighs
i will take booba and thighs

and if there's ribs
it could be better

[gentle charm]

she got those

[worldly shadow]

I would never forget my oomfs ✨

even though he doesnt like me

oh well

[pastel moat]

Who

[ionic gulch]

[normal comet]

i like all of the adult shipgirls
but they gonna hate me if they're exist irl

lol

[grave thicket]

i just like shipgirls

[pastel moat]

I mean

[grave thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-honey-new-jersey-new-jersey-azur-lane-gif-12495899317677104123

[pastel moat]

aren't most of them adult

Hard to tell with Japan and 16 year olds looking like 30

[pliant panther]

Hips ?

[grave thicket]

Yeah that's why I said like ^w^;;;; When I'm complimenting a shipgirl, I only use the word "hot" if she's an adult

otherwise I say cute

[ionic gulch]

She broke my back spine

[supple tiger]

Never goon🔥

[normal comet]

anchorage hot or cute?

[grave thicket]

Ball knowledge

[pastel moat]

Musashi is overrated

[grave thicket]

I'll look her up, but my default answer is cute cause I do NOT want to be going on a list 😭

[ionic gulch]

@karmic chasm

[pastel moat]

I forget most of the ship names

[abstract prairie]

both

[grave thicket]

Hot for her normal form, cute for her children's day alt

[final seal]

Atago plushie detected

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138261744599453716/1321380321920290868/togif.gif

[pastel moat]

I wish I could have given taihou meta an oath ring

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-eating-gif-25793804

[supple tiger]

Underrated*

[somber steeple]

Horse

[ionic gulch]

yes Im a just a plush don't nuke me

[pastel moat]

Isn't that one of the pr ships

[grave thicket]

Welp time to watch the Azur Lane anime

[pastel moat]

She wears a shrine outfit

[grave thicket]

The only Azur Lane anime

They didn't make a bad one

[tired crown]

[grave thicket]

Only one good one

[pastel moat]

You mean the one where wife taihou gets a key duplicate to the commander room

[grave thicket]

i dont know the plots

like

[pastel moat]

And hides it

[grave thicket]

at all

i just know there's a silly one and a serious one

[pastel moat]

Between her bobongas

[grave thicket]

and the serious one is bad

[rose spire]

Thanks for the gif

[gentle charm]

I agree, but I like the real Musashi. The actual person.

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-sweep-horse-sweep-meme-ireetable-gif-961325981075501850

[rose spire]

And this

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-6469339709570075941

[rose spire]

Also this

[tired crown]

[grave thicket]

No spoilers!!!

[pastel moat]

Ok

[rancid compass]

wdym no spoilers

[vivid osprey]

Girl called Thigh Hoe, doesn't have the biggest thighs in game

Who writes this

[rancid compass]

isn't that from slow ahead season 1

[ionic gulch]

@somber steeple boss wake the fuck up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863828328015593502/1508746445467942912/image0.gif

[grave thicket]

Thoughts on Azur Lane: Queen's Orders?

[mystic herald]

✍️🔥🔥

[somber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-shaking-man-man-kneeling-on-floor-shaking-head-rapidly-gif-12322523697175037182

[grave thicket]

FREAKY AHH

[somber steeple]

speak

[grave thicket]

I wanna see it blind smh 😤😤

[rancid compass]

it's been what, 3 years? you do not get to complain about spoilers anymore

[ionic gulch]

yes you check off topik

[hard vine]

Slop ahead

[rancid compass]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bisoku-zenshin-laffey-javelin-ayanami-oops-gif-19918244

[modern yoke]

[restive wing]

Imagine Nimi getting hit by pillow for 24 hours

[static sparrow]

Nimi ping'd

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2059215143591121311

エル (@figmetooo)

【在庫復活】フリュー製 アズールレーン ニュージャージー IRF2024ver. 1/7 完成品フィギュア
https://figurell.com/revival/37720/?v=20260526

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 10:08 AM

Here, have a honey

[pastel moat]

Ok so who else finds javelin voice extremely annoying

[rancid compass]

it would be faster if you asked who does not

[pastel moat]

Perfection ^

[mortal hill]

Im desensitized

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-clapping-gif-19290942

[pliant panther]

Thighs too

[final seal]

Let me hug you

[ionic gulch]

to bad i am my wives hugging bag already

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-sleep-so-asleep-good-night-see-you-later-gif-19553926

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

[mystic herald]

Shes so cute

[mortal hill]

Awaiting...

[pastel moat]

Ok maybe fancy can have a weeding outfit at last

[signal delta]

Meta battle content update?

[rancid compass]

btw are there news on a new Laffey skin yet?

[signal delta]

New ship no?

[signal delta]

Isn't it next Thursday?

[lone vapor]

sex

[rancid compass]

[mortal hill]

Bristol

[rancid compass]

i only know there is one, not when

[mortal hill]

nxt week

[signal delta]

Wait is the update going to be tomorrow or next Thursday?

[rancid compass]

[mortal hill]

Here's the update for june

[ionic gulch]

man I wish I could play Al next month but my other phone Screen decide to give up

[rustic sapphire]

Nakimov 3d dorm

[signal delta]

Tdlr that for me

[rancid compass]

Laffey skin should be that entry

[timid stump]

I only see a lot of Pixel. x)

[mortal hill]

part 3 is oath + another free skin

also META battle Bristol and new gear lab added

[vivid osprey]

Surely Shinano oath :)

[mortal hill]

they already announced it

on stream

[vivid osprey]

That makes no difference if you're delusional like me

[hard vine]

It's already confirmed though

Next oath is Kursk oath

[mortal hill]

🥀

[vivid osprey]

Lol

Lmao, too

[hard vine]

It's gonna be Kursk on the tundra with a hunting rifle, in a wedding dress

[vivid osprey]

I'm not even gonna pretend to be happy for Kursk fans

[stable plank]

yeah she is after magdeburg oath skin

[dawn swan]

[hard vine]

[mortal hill]

You guys should get oathed to each other

[normal comet]

magdeburg x kursk?

[whole blaze]

Wife

[mortal hill]

no

the fans

[normal comet]

oh

[carmine yew]

Heya

[dawn swan]

I swear I know you from somewhere.... Hmmmmmmmm.....

[carmine yew]

hmm

[shut crane]

madgehornt

[nova monolith]

I wonder who are em

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/longcat-gif-23631623

[pastel moat]

She runs in jojo pose

[shut crane]

what's a jojo

[atomic dew]

I was thinking she does a naruto run but sure

[meager haven]

Magdeburger run

[vivid osprey]

I quite like her design tbf I'm just a bitter bitch baby

Shinano getting perma snubbed for an oath is so weird to me

Popular character, popularity poll winner, still used regularly. Idk what more reason they need

[worldly shadow]

I love laffey, shes awesome

[pastel moat]

I'm glad you asked

[nova monolith]

I am actually Glad for an Oath, but I fucking wonder why and how did Musashi get hers faster when Shinano clearly is the most popular and first

[vivid osprey]

Real lol

[nova monolith]

or probably because that time, Dishwasher is just so available

[vivid osprey]

I'll ask him friday

Just like bro, how much for you to draw the official concept art

One last ride

[nova monolith]

this I gotta see

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/the-undertaker-the-last-ride-chris-benoit-wwe-smack-down-gif-11805666

Coming up

[meager haven]

Yes remind him why he stopped working for this game.

[worldly shadow]

You guys are way cooler than BAO

[meager haven]

Laffey sucks, actually.

[vivid osprey]

Nah I'm glad Dish is thriving as an independent artist

I'll buy a print or 2 off him

[light fable]

I believe Asanagi should do more art for AL

[vivid osprey]

Doubt there'll be time for small talk, as he'll be in high demand

[meager haven]

I mean he DOES tone into here every now and then.

[nova monolith]

exactly

[atomic dew]

Sushi skins were top sellers weren’t they, that probably helped

[nova monolith]

That, but Shinano was more popular than her later counterpart

Its just Dish

[shut crane]

mamagi always gets top10

[nova monolith]

he is a really good adversary in AL for a time

[vivid osprey]

Dish bore the cross of a whole community flaming a guy that liked big ass titties

I imagine he's glad to be rid of that

[meager haven]

He had the downside of actually responding to hate.

[nova monolith]

I did kinda hate how he designed Taihou Meta but thats it, then I have no issues with the guy, the lookalike art tho is just an specific aesthetic to me for him

[atomic dew]

I never understood why he did that ship, most the metas were done by the internal art team

Except the Saru girls

[meager haven]

Tbf Taihou META was like 7 year old Halloween fanart that just got a mediocre touchup, whether Dish played a part in that or not.

[nova monolith]

It comes back to what I said earlier, he is just that available to the point that Shinano Bunny skin was partially made by Dish, but not fully from him

[vivid osprey]

I acknowledge that it's objectively the smartest move to make what you make and then just dip. But as a creative spirit I can respect wanting to stand by the stuff you're passionate about

I have nothing but respect for that passion

[atomic dew]

Just drop the sales figures on your skins, or do what Harada does and call them little bitches in caps

[worldly shadow]

Why

I think laffey is pretty cool

[dawn swan]

Oh my lord

[stable plank]

block them all like hideki kamiya

[atomic dew]

‘Don’t ask me for shit about tekken azur lane’

[worldly shadow]

[sinful jetty]

What are y'all doing rn?

[meager haven]

Eating bricks

[dawn swan]

Not too bad
Just very hot rn

OH

You said what

Not how

[shut crane]

[dawn swan]

I have the reading comprehension of a brick

LMFAO

[shut crane]

careful, kelp might eat you

[vivid osprey]

It's so fucking warm

[heady pawn]

Sniffing glue

[meager haven]

I’m sorry if I ate a piece of your head

[dawn swan]

It is

[dawn swan]

It's okay

I didn't need it anyways

[shut crane]

the weather is barely legal

[vivid osprey]

No ac in this office with the afternoon sun beaming down on it nice one

Gf sent me a snap of herself eating some ice cream I think I might end up on the news with my last name truncated to just one letter

[vivid osprey]

Not getting cooler any time soon either

Although we have a random ass lightning storm predicted for sunday

[shut crane]

it's gonna get chilli here

[vivid osprey]

I'm hella envious

[shut crane]

and I'm making ice tea

[worldly shadow]

Laff

Ey

[dawn swan]

Just had to check it's like 31.5°c in my room rn

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bisoku-zenshin-laffey-come-play-pillow-gif-19946326

[shut crane]

[dawn swan]

UK houses

[shut crane]

anyway, amagi hot

[vivid osprey]

Doomed. Similar here

[dawn swan]

Truth

[dawn swan]

Can't wait for it to cool down again

I miss winter

[vivid osprey]

Same

I'd rather put on an extra layer

[dawn swan]

The heat just came out of nowhere as well

I wasn't prepared

[inland pond]

Is this the strawberry milkshake they want from seasonal missions?

[vivid osprey]

Holy shit an island planner player

Genuine unicorn

[inland pond]

Oh wait, i thought i was in Island Planner thread, sorry >.<

[dawn swan]

XD

[vivid osprey]

You're chill bro I'm just being a dickhead

[inland pond]

Just didn't want to "spam" IP stuff when there is a thread for it 😄

[trim gyro]

it is, so I'd advise against making it until you can spam 100 of them

[grave thicket]

Move your titties out the way 😭😭

[nova elm]

I thought you guys went extinct?

[inland pond]

So much for their "grind reduction" for those missions (you need 400 honey, you get 6 a day so you need like 66 days to finish it, i don't think devs even realises what goes on in Island Planner)

[inland pond]

There are still gems i can get from that thing 😄

[trim gyro]

they will probably change it once someone notices

[abstract prairie]

is that belfast's or illustrious's huge booba

[shut crane]

nimi

[trim gyro]

anyway we're still in the first month of this season so there's plenty of time

[dense tendon]

when worlds collide you can't run

[idle pier]

Guys the heat is killing me to the point under the shadows it's not cold💔

[lapis ridge]

Rodney

[dawn swan]

LOL

[rancid compass]

just play Powerman5000 in that case

[shut crane]

nimi's huge booba

[nova elm]

NIMIMIBOOOOO

[meager haven]

Mmm Classic’s art

[dense tendon]

nah better play kira kira

[light fable]

That backline brings back memories

[hard vine]

Drake L2D any day now

[shut crane]

I wonder what we'll get for pr9

[hard vine]

Hawaii

[light fable]

Hopefully Montana

[nova elm]

Me

[hard vine]

Montana wouldn't be a PR ship

[somber steeple]

Illinois

WOWS Florida

[hard vine]

Illinois stinky

[nova elm]

Y'know what?

Detroit

Oh wait it's an actual Omaha class

[somber steeple]

Wows Maine

Annapolis

[vivid osprey]

Tempesta dr called The Flying Dutchman

[somber steeple]

Jacksonville

[unreal lodge]

Why insta has less azur lane gifs?

[somber steeple]

not many people know about al on that platform

[mystic herald]

[nova elm]

Doesnt insta use GIFHY?

Disc uses Tenor

[somber steeple]

Charlie Charlie are you here

[dawn swan]

Yes

[rain valley]

https://klipy.com/gifs/charlie-the-unicorn-5

[nova elm]

Oh god Charlie the unicorn

[vivid osprey]

Ancient humour

[rain valley]

from a bygone age of the internet

[somber steeple]

i'm mix of both

gen z humor and whatever is it

[mystic herald]

Love that show

[modern moon]

This and Llamas with hats lol

[mystic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/llamas-with-hats-llamas-carl-apologize-art-gif-16375879172566748604

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-look-at-my-horse-amazing-give-it-a-lick-dance-gif-12789604

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/llamas-with-hats-carl-gif-11198275

[rain valley]

funny enough, that finished last year iirc

creators kept it going

[mystic herald]

Pretty sure yeah

Weird ending but

[vivid osprey]

I want to mock the youth for their sense of humour but then Badger Badger Badger and Look At My Horse play in the back of my mind

Hand on my heart with the Lord as my witness, we've always been this way

[rancid compass]

i guess you missed the pun

[mystic herald]

[dense tendon]

yee don't know

[rain valley]

https://klipy.com/gifs/trogdor-4

[sacred oak]

Gm nerds

[sacred oak]

Thanks, Yuri Prime

[dense tendon]

[mystic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/minori-gif-27309972

[dense tendon]

yuri shall conquer the earth

[nova elm]

Yurified

[violet panther]

extra funny that Aponia's va in AL = Malin

[dense tendon]

woaahh

[rain valley]

best part of being a lesbian
irl yuri

[dense tendon]

i like fiction yuri more

they got glazed with beautiful

[rain valley]

as a Certified Yuri Practitioner™
irl is definitely better

[dense tendon]

is that so

[rancid compass]

dunno man

[dense tendon]

well everyone can enjoy what they think best

[rancid compass]

depends on who is involved

[rain valley]

but considering most of the folks here are men, yeah most can only do the fiction yuri lol

[dense tendon]

imagine myself as a starfish that could change gender every secs

[mystic herald]

[rain valley]

gender fluid vibes

[dense tendon]

what's that

[mystic herald]

Change ur gender whenever u want

[rain valley]

gender fluid? one of many ways a person who doesn't fit into the male/female binary might describe themselves

[mystic herald]

That too

[rancid compass]

now imagine yourself as a Starfish, having to puke out your stomach every time you want to eat something

[dense tendon]

so complicated
i just accept my fate gender when being born

[rain valley]

less complicated, more whatever fits and feels right

[dense tendon]

no need that far
just need the starfish ability

[rain valley]

but lol to 'fate gender'!

[rancid compass]

puking out your stomach it is

[dense tendon]

[rancid compass]

leave his fate gender alone bro. bro is free to describe his gender however he wants

[rain valley]

I kinda love that as a description lol

[dense tendon]

probably
i will enjoy being sandworm too

[rancid compass]

https://tenor.com/view/shai-hulud-sandworm-dune-worm-dune-dune-2-sardaukar-gif-5826933029886743139

[dense tendon]

yeah that one

[rancid compass]

honestly that would be funny

[dense tendon]

being a clover monster is good too

[meager haven]

It’s hot bros

[shut crane]

nommable nimi

[dense tendon]

in my case
i hope i cannot exist anymore

[ivory oyster]

sure

[sacred oak]

If yuri is when you like girls, then i am yuri

[dense tendon]

that's not a good way to non-exist

[dense tendon]

we can like each other

[rain valley]

gotta be a girl liking girls for peak yuri tho

[ivory oyster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gigachad-chad-giga-gae-GKi4qbSgtckSjuH9h1

[dense tendon]

love for mankind

i love everyone equally

[ivory oyster]

chad not chad

[sacred oak]

Gigachad supports gay relationships

[rain valley]

MassaJean isn't just adorable yuri
they're relationship goals

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1484560155914797248/20260317_135352.gif

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1508482919998423211/SPOILER_RDT_20260507_0749402881846778595180804.gif

[ivory oyster]

done admiring? lets go back to the goblin cave

[olive hamlet]

nah thats peter

[dense tendon]

You're my special

[ivory oyster]

[dense tendon]

it's jjk opening lyrics

[ivory oyster]

sorry i like genshin

[crimson kayak]

taco

[dense tendon]

genshin in 2026

[sacred oak]

lick

[olive hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/llamas-with-hats-llamas-carl-apologize-art-gif-16375879172566748604

[dense tendon]

lick the thighs

[rain valley]

when's she's a 10
but she has no money because she plays Genshin

[sacred oak]

She does that too lol

[dense tendon]

yee

[shut crane]

did you know that's a real person?

[olive hamlet]

yeah iam pretty sure its some russian guy who doesnt like the meme

[shut crane]

mmhmm

the one true chad

[ivory oyster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dance-cow-polish-Q3J5xe18ZEOVZqWA8x

[tired cradle]

cow

[dull sigil]

Should i oath Emden or gunless GVB

[olive hamlet]

HOLY COW

[dense tendon]

but we have puttin on manga

[olive hamlet]

[ivory oyster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cool-random-abram-payne-RAPxrgbhMBXFJnzIra

[vivid osprey]

This heatwave got me hydrating so much I feel like Obama

[shut crane]

kow

[vivid osprey]

Uhhh let me pee clear

[sacred oak]

Average Hindu be like

[ivory oyster]

drink more tap wohtar

[olive hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-exactly-are-you-trying-to-tell-me-max-carter-the-oval-ugly-politics-s3e21-gif-25984882

[shut crane]

I'm making tea

[crimson kayak]

I just clicked back here and saw that

[shut crane]

I'll have lots of cold tea

[ivory oyster]

with wore leggings?

[olive hamlet]

cold this reminds of the fjords

[dawn swan]

[past flax]

we got mini musashi not even a month ago

and now mini unzen

[vivid osprey]

My shitty punchline was interrupted by Cowpens ahegao

[vivid osprey]

Fair enough honestly

[past flax]

oh well its peak to see the chibi ship girl fleet grow

[past flax]

nie tosa dont mind me

nice

[past flax]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-fox-girl-kawaii-headpat-daebom-gif-17338593736563901533

[vivid osprey]

Unironically a hard shot

[past flax]

not as hard as kicking in the door

https://tenor.com/view/obama-kick-door-so-done-angry-gif-7648554

bro did not break a sweat doing that

ill pick eugen

[vivid osprey]

I'd be careful with the cameltoe posting

[olive hamlet]

cute

[past flax]

?

[dense tendon]

both it's eugen

[past flax]

whats a cameltoe

[vivid osprey]

I feel like you shouldn't be in this server if you don't know what that is

[sacred oak]

Google it

[vivid osprey]

But the outline of a woman's genitalia showing through clothing

[past flax]

ahhhh

that

didnt know thats what it was called

[dense tendon]

love yourself this much

[sacred oak]

I didn't know either until I joined this server

[modern moon]

Wait Daebom??

[sacred oak]

Got warned for cameltoe and I was like "wtf does this have to do with a camel"

[mortal hill]

Do you know whats a camel

[past flax]

its the only headpat gif witha fox i could find

[mortal hill]

You cant post camel toe

[past flax]

uhhh those big things with 4 legs in the desert with 3 bumps on its back right?

[mortal hill]

Now dont post camel toe

[vivid osprey]

Yeah I sounded a bit snarky then, that's my bad. I guess I just get a bit weary with the amount of minors that are in here

[mortal hill]

Warned

[sacred oak]

Joke's on you that's an alpaca

[past flax]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-usopp-funny-anime-anime-meme-gif-5956627137734463391

[sacred oak]

which are camels

[modern moon]

One way to get a bad backpain

[dense tendon]

she's strong don't worry

[stark fox]

Fun fact: Horses run on what is essentially one really big toe

[dense tendon]

uma musume

[trim gyro]

wait wait wait, Janus is in the summer invitation?

[stark fox]

And the toenail can get damaged and even fall off. Which looks real gross

[sacred oak]

Eesh

I've lost a fingernail before. Don't recommend it.

[dense tendon]

i lost my hope and dream a long time ago

[trim gyro]

only lost bits of mine, not much fun but could be worse

[silver bear]

Hello

[sacred oak]

I can't make your dreams come true, but I can show you a picture of a 5"/38

That's gotta be at least the fifth next best thing

[trim gyro]

had a toenail split down the middle and grow through the side of my toe once, yanking that bitch out was somewhat uncomfortable to say the least

[gentle charm]

I would know

I have cows too

and horses

hooves need to be cleaned

[sacred oak]

Kashino fucker

[dense tendon]

i like this thing more when it's firing

[sacred oak]

Brrt

[gentle charm]

I am not into beastality

[stark fox]

WARNING! YUCKY!
You have been warned

[dense tendon]

gold city 🔥

[sacred oak]

I expected far worse ngl

[gentle charm]

that ain't yucky

[stark fox]

I was gonna post one where the whole hoof fell off

[gentle charm]

you must be some asphaltlicker

[sacred oak]

Looks like something I'd find in a sketchy Chinese restaurant

[shut crane]

it's like if you peeled off your nail

[stark fox]

I mean that’s what happened, yes

Undernail got infected so they had to remove it

[sacred oak]

I thought the whole thing was gonna be gone

[silver bear]

its not pretty

But it could be worse

[stark fox]

It usually is. This is more of a “What to watch for and what it looks like.” Guide thing

Do you WANT me to post the fully yucky one? Cuz I could

[sacred oak]

Please

[trim gyro]

hooves of big animals don't do well on hard surfaces, rocks and other debris gets stuck and shit gets infected really easy

[sacred oak]

Looks like a paint brush

[stark fox]

A paint brush of nerves

And PAIN

[trim gyro]

pretty sure I've seen ice cream that looks like that

would not lick though

[sacred oak]

What's the recovery process? I assume it's impossible to walk like that

[modern moon]

Not anymore go to the Tank Museum cool tanks means cool life

Tanks are cool

[stark fox]

Basically it requires around the clock maintenance and careful dieting

Alongside pain management

[oblique notch]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[echo lintel]

Hi guys, new members & new players here, what should I do first ?

[stark fox]

Find boat you think looks pretty

[trim gyro]

anyway Janus acquired, if I do not get that new skin that's all the Janus I need, if I do I guess it is wishing well time

[oblique notch]

Snow

[stark fox]

Get boat

Love boat

[echo lintel]

[stark fox]

[tight goblet]

hi

[echo lintel]

Real ?

[oblique notch]

Catch fish with the boat

[tight goblet]

boat good

[modern moon]

[stark fox]

Welcome to Azur Lane:
you can easily get every character in the game

[tight goblet]

expect for the limited ones

those are by by

[stark fox]

We don’t count collab ones

[modern moon]

This person is lyin-

[oblique notch]

Except when you get broke randomly

[tight goblet]

we dont?

[stark fox]

Not for new players

[tight goblet]

hmm..

[echo lintel]

[stark fox]

[tight goblet]

what of the limited urs

[stark fox]

There aren’t any

[trim gyro]

no such thing

[sacred oak]

Oldie

[stark fox]

Every UR will be added to the pool eventually

[tight goblet]

no?

[tight goblet]

emden is so peak

best iron blood

[sacred oak]

UR collab soon

[stark fox]

God, I hope not

[trim gyro]

U-2501 literally spreads her cheeks in several of her animations lol

[shut crane]

nimi is a good boat

[oblique notch]

[stark fox]

Nimi good starter

[trim gyro]

nimi wife

[sacred oak]

Because I told her to

Good girl

[modern moon]

Nimi best

[tight goblet]

silence random military guy

[dense tendon]

[tight goblet]

no

u shut it

[oblique notch]

When will she give daughter

[sacred oak]

Make me

[oblique notch]

https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-knight-father-bread-boys-crusader-gif-18266778

[sacred oak]

You know what you gotta do

[tight goblet]

@stark fox mute him for 1 second

[oblique notch]

@tight goblet send him to gulags

[tight goblet]

im not a mod

[mystic herald]

Should i buy a janus skin or wait for other ones

[oblique notch]

Then freeze him to death

[trim gyro]

wait for the new one

[oblique notch]

And send him to ursus mining area

[mystic herald]

True, love that one
The dressing ones real cute tbh

[sacred oak]

Buy Janus

[late shale]

Hmm

[sacred oak]

Nom Janus butt

Be happy

[mystic herald]

Maybe Shakespeare isnt dead

[tight goblet]

food sound

[sacred oak]

Janus skin has butt physics

[mystic herald]

Ok im sold

[oblique notch]

Can fla— nvm

[trim gyro]

I'm just glad I won't have to wishing well two Janus, just the one if I decide to buy the skin

[mystic herald]

And then eventually i buy the other one

[mystic herald]

Hey.

[sacred oak]

Two?

[trim gyro]

I was short one

[oblique notch]

a?

[sacred oak]

What does that even mean

[trim gyro]

two skins, one janus

[sacred oak]

You trying to have one for each skin?

[trim gyro]

yes

[trim gyro]

only for skins I actually like though

[viscid sedge]

still like the recent Takao Skin

[tight goblet]

hmm

[oblique notch]

Wife

[covert flicker]

srutal beggs?

is this the time for srutal beggs?

[mystic herald]

Shes so cutesy
-# And flat but its ok shes trying her best

[trim gyro]

no, the other kind

[covert flicker]

huh

[sacred oak]

Her butt ain't flat

[mystic herald]

[oblique notch]

Somantical reggs

[viscid sedge]

the Takao skin is a case of a skin that is pretty normal, but through interactions can be made more lewd, wish there were more skins like it

[trim gyro]

I now have close to 900 shipgirls including meta because of dupes for skins

[oblique notch]

Takao is pretty romantically lewd then

Mogador 🥫't

[stark fox]

I much prefer her Halloween or maid skin.
Very cute

[trim gyro]

takao changes her underwear for you if you want her to, do you think she'd take the time to go somewhere private?

poor manjuus definitely had to clean that set after every photo shoot

[oblique notch]

Skk only focus the camera on one singular point i see

[tight goblet]

hmm

hmm

[oblique notch]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmm-hmm-hmmm-hm-gif-14945513074205587169

[trim gyro]

SKK is a cunning linguist

[mortal hill]

veil...

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[mystic herald]

Crazee

i still haven’t figure out how to expand my storage

[oblique notch]

Same

My guild is dead

[tight goblet]

mmm

[oblique notch]

Cant even expand the storage anymore unless i use gems

[tight goblet]

my guild is long gone

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-sparkle-noted-noted-with-thanks-i'm-learning-gif-15935168730861541643

[oblique notch]

Just drop every shot. I beg of you Master obi wan. Im not around when the skin was dropped

[shut crane]

jaburin is big lady now

[covert flicker]

Oh yeah

[mortal hill]

good taste

[covert flicker]

WOULD!

WOULD SOMANTICAL REGGS!

[tight goblet]

hmm

[lusty marsh]

Hi

[viscid sedge]

I think this is all the different types of lingerie you can put on Takao in the skin

[shut crane]

oh my how lewd

[grand mango]

she seems to like the white one the most

[tight goblet]

woah

[hard vine]

But can you take it off

also

[viscid sedge]

no

[hard vine]

[oblique notch]

this one's sincerest, greatest gratitude are yours for the blessing

[tight goblet]

show mouse

immeditaly

[oblique notch]

Might use the free ring i receive last year for takao at this point

[tight goblet]

I used my free ring on kawakaze

0 regret in the world

[oblique notch]

Im still struggling between Musashi, Mamagi, and Takao

[sick crest]

Mutsuki

[oblique notch]

Need rings

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/it-fucken-wimdy-its-fucking-gif-24928261

[sick crest]

How wimdy

[shut crane]

fucken

[light fable]

Thiccer than well made milkshake

[viscid sedge]

tbf Takao was always thicc

[light fable]

Takao was hiding all that

[viscid sedge]

if anything Choukai went up in thiccness

[shut crane]

takao has a nice tummy

must lick

[mystic herald]

Thats so pretty honestly

[light fable]

Never one without the other 😆

[viscid sedge]

went up in thiccness

[light fable]

This could be mistaken for an Atago skin

[shut crane]

she been drinking that milk

it's a natural thiccener

[light fable]

Plenty of nutrients to stimulate growth

[frank relic]

Wait till she reel you in

[light fable]

Cowpens the kind of girl to drain you of nutrients to then have an excuse to feed you nutrients

[oblique notch]

Imagine her pregnant —

I want to have Takao-chan soon

More daughter

[light fable]

Atago and Takao chan

[oblique notch]

Provides milk... but also dries skk milk in return

Fair trade

https://tenor.com/view/trade-gif-21546550

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[light fable]

Neverending cycle

[carmine yew]

why are you guys like this

everytime I look in this server its some bullshit 😭

[oblique notch]

Takao baddie

[stable plank]

takao boobs

[oblique notch]

Im rarely like that. Its your fault youre in wrong timing

[tight goblet]

hmm

[thick timber]

I havent played in a long time. This is Takao??

[mortal hill]

No

Wait yes

But different Takao

[thick timber]

Is she new

[mortal hill]

This isnt OUR Takao

[mortal hill]

She is old 2018

[oblique notch]

I just found her META version

[nova monolith]

Surely you have another Cowpens Emote right @pastel oracle

[oblique notch]

Its on Ashen simulacrum

[thick timber]

Swear i havent seen this

[shut crane]

I have no emotes

[mortal hill]

She isnt playable

[thick timber]

Ahhh i see

[mortal hill]

Npc

[shut crane]

takometa soon™

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1410341961231106150/134352602_.gif

[oblique notch]

Mochi cow:3

[thick timber]

I thought new ships had rigginsg you can actually make out to be actual warships

[nova monolith]

Truly something, I hope there is a Cowpens touch emote to add up on the collection

[viscid sedge]

ENG/JP vs CN pick the best looking one xD

[thick timber]

CN

[oblique notch]

They're the same picture

[nova monolith]

CN really does make it lewder for some reason

[oblique notch]

Real

[high hill]

[oblique notch]

Maybe i should buy Mamagi mermaid skin to make up for not giving her my free ring

[trim gyro]

yes, definitely

and give her the next ring

[pastel oracle]

[oblique notch]

[viscid sedge]

how? her breasts are more covered up in the CN version xD

[nova monolith]

Bikini/Swimsuit are typical, but when you make it to have more clothing, it really begs the question to be more curious what is underneath, despite already knowing what's in there

[royal tundra]

Breasts

[nova monolith]

Imagination Rile up/ Neuron Activation makes wonders

[oblique notch]

Spoken like a wise man, indeed, mate.

[ionic gulch]

booba

[mortal hill]

Funny thing i have found on some discussion in JP and CN, that its good to have different rigging and all with varied theme. Since if they stuck to only a standard shipgirl rigging it would be a another Kancolle or a WSGR game with no variation and only a copy-paste and all

[oblique notch]

She so adorable i can stare more on her face than her boobs

[royal tundra]

Small justice, medium premium... big.... eeeeh

[oblique notch]

Also send me the server of this sticker:3

[stark fox]

I kinda agree.
Each faction should have their own style of rigging.
Just that some of them take it WAAAAAYYYY too far

[oblique notch]

Pretty pwease

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2059215049789776258

💕토로미💕Toromi (@Toromi_cos)

🍼💜

#アズールレーン
#azurlanecosplay

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 10:08 AM

[nova monolith]

IRL, Big boobs don't look good, according to me

[mortal hill]

I mean its that overcomplicated design that made it stood out

[stark fox]

I think to most people they don’t

[pastel oracle]

I'll send the emote
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1380664823464984757.gif?size=1280&animated=true

[gentle charm]

I honestly prefer the right one

[trim gyro]

na

[royal tundra]

~~Tell that to girls ~~

[worthy pagoda]

What's a .na file

[mortal hill]

There's nothing wrong with wanting a standard shipgirl rigging, but you also should see from third person perspective if someone sees your game being another copy-paste

[gentle charm]

I meant to send this, lol

[gentle charm]

NavalArt

[oblique notch]

Its more visually appealing tbh

[stark fox]

Free liposuction

[tight goblet]

iron blood=dragons sharks and fish

[nova monolith]

Like how the fuck does Fiction make big boobs look good, while IRL it doesn't go well

[tight goblet]

sakura empire is swords

eagle union carriers it bald boys

[tight goblet]

uk its umm

stuff

[oblique notch]

Human creativity could define beauty

[trim gyro]

you guys have not been looking at the right boobs

[oblique notch]

Honestly good looking boobs irl are mostly medium

[tight goblet]

hmm

[gentle charm]

My Krasny Kavkaz

[nova monolith]

idk man, IRL Medium Boobs look fine af, would also prefer small ones than bigger. But its probably preference

[trim gyro]

if you think big can't look good that makes you no better than those who only like big

[tight goblet]

kawakaze

[languid dawn]

chat, who is this?

[trim gyro]

soup dragon

[stark fox]

Lung Wu.

[gentle charm]

Sirima something

[nova monolith]

Its a preferential answer after all, can't say mine is absolute

It just feels like its about to explode or smth

Don't judge me

[stark fox]

Can they look good?
Yes.
But overly big boobs I feel are Garish.
So long as they look healthy it’s fine.

[mortal hill]

At the end of the day, its boobs

[tight goblet]

fr fr

boobs good

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2059100574486811121

Off Brand Hologram ⭐️ @ AX (@satin_stars)

Dont leave me waiting, my commander ♡
#azurlane

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 2:33 AM

[mortal hill]

Its still boobs no matter how you see it

[valid wigeon]

Son.

[oblique notch]

I don't think the bed will survive tonight

[frank marten]

Wanna have some 🍋?
🍋 🍋
🫲👕🫴

[oblique notch]

enty hates lemon

[frank marten]

Eat enty

[tight goblet]

bunker hill spotted

[oblique notch]

Yes

[valid wigeon]

Dam son

[pastel oracle]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stable plank]

boobs

[tight goblet]

food sound

[valid wigeon]

Cake?

[valid wigeon]

No cake with the milkshake?

[frank marten]

I feel like that suspicious-looking orange on top might actually be 🍋 in disguise

[mortal hill]

https://stupidpenisx.com/azazrenren49/status/2059225364090753426/en

I forgot to reply with this

[pastel oracle]

[frank marten]

Here lemon for you
🫴🍋

[tight goblet]

woah

[wanton pelican]

The yellow

[oblique notch]

I would be biting that more than just a slap

[pastel oracle]

[trim gyro]

U-2501 has an awful lot of ass slapping

[tight goblet]

hmm

[trim gyro]

can't play ass drums though

[mortal hill]

Now thats a new innovation

Rythm drum with ass

[stable plank]

taiko no tatsujin ass

[mortal hill]

Lmao

[tight goblet]

funny

[languid dawn]

there was even white version?

[trim gyro]

fun fact, if that were an actual woman wearing that the zoomed in camera would show literally everything

[silk sleet]

idk but I much prefer mogger's skin in the helicopter

[crimson kayak]

[ionic gorge]

I prefer the mermaid Amagi skin

[mystic herald]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HIkIiCkW8AA-lpe.mp4

[viscid sedge]

huh?

[pastel oracle]

[mortal hill]

Now where is the hand holding

[pastel oracle]

Next update

[trim gyro]

that stuff is almost completely transparent IRL

[mental frigate]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[mystic herald]

It’d be so cool if it was like this other gacha game i played, when u upped their affection u got rings as items and u could customize the MC’s hand and what rings he has on
And what fingers they went on

[viscid sedge]

you mean the white lingerie?

[trim gyro]

both

and when zoomed in that close, even the parts that appear to not be actually are

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1507800913396367431/20260522_223113.gif

[trim gyro]

so SKK had a complete unobstructed view of what he probably explored more thoroughly right after the shoot

[pastel oracle]

[viscid sedge]

literally all the versions

[warped lynx]

What the gooner

[languid dawn]

ye ye there were so many versions

[tight goblet]

hmm

[honest dirge]

what the heck happened to memes channel, i really remember it was there back in a day, like, a year ago or two

[trim gyro]

no

[honest dirge]

where are the azur lane memes, where am i supposed to get them now

[mortal hill]

a year ago?

well bad luck, it's been deleted years ago

[honest dirge]

yeah, i left the server year ago, and now there's no memes channel

[gentle cargo]

It s not even a competition, its just Slaughter.

[maiden kayak]

So you did that to me

[trim gyro]

I will hold all four of them

[mortal hill]

there was never a memes channel

[maiden kayak]

If you listen closely you can hear Hipper yelling

[viscid sedge]

all i hear is "haaaaaaaaaaaaah!?"

[gentle cargo]

Right one is hipper Refit.