al-general

[clear vapor]

turn the computer off to kill it

[scarlet heron]

no

[silver bear]

Peak artist

[scarlet heron]

german woman

[mystic vapor]

Which ship girl in iron blood is most dangerous when drunk or horny.

[stark fox]

Roon

[scarlet heron]

I wanna see iron blood ships oktoberfest and piss drunk and vomiting lol

[stark fox]

Reminder that being drunk lowers your inhibitions.

[mystic vapor]

And I think at second place is regensburg

[stark fox]

Roon's inhibition is Violent fucking murder

[mystic vapor]

Don’t worry we are safe

As long we don’t look like an black and yellow squid

[mystic vapor]

Oh great heavens

https://tenor.com/view/schlatt-gif-27542833

[cunning sundial]

None is safe from roon.

[scarlet heron]

Akagi, Kaga, Roon, Junyo, Taihou, Atago, Suzuya

I love that most of the yanderes are in saura empire

[scarlet heron]

and roon is the only exception

[stark fox]

Notice how only one of those is from Iron Blood, the faction he asked about

[royal sigil]

[scarlet heron]

well ok Roon is more psychotic war fanatic then yandere

[next heath]

Why is the orthodox iris split in two?

[scarlet heron]

I skipped the "iron blood" part loool

[stark fox]

But yeah, Roon is possibly one of the most dangerous when she is blackout drunk.
It's why I believe she just doesn't drink.

Or drinks very little

[scarlet heron]

I think she's just crazy in general regardless of what she does

[stark fox]

Because Germany invaded France and installed a puppet Government called Vichy

[mystic vapor]

I think regensburg, Felix, Hindenburg, agir and August, Gotz, u-2401 could be dangerous as well if they were drunk or horny. Also as well with mackleburg

[stark fox]

Nah, she's not exactly crazy.
It's just her only means of stress relief is through destruction

[scarlet heron]

That itself sounds like a madness

then again I've seen things much more crazier

so

[sinful vapor]

crazy no, unhinged yes

[scarlet heron]

Is it unhinged or crazy if you blow up restaurants because you don't like it

[sinful vapor]

I mean that is a crime at that point

[stark fox]

Regensburg herself isn't dangerous, she'd be dangerous with Regina, but Regina is also a big dog syndrome in that Regina is super comfortable around other people.
Felix is more likely to get YOU drunk so she can fuck with you.
Hindenberg just doesn't strike me as the type to drink.
Agir would be too passive to do anything.
August is a Sub, so she'd be more willing to let YOU do something to HER.
U-2401 is a shy girl who seems like she's never touched a bottle before.

[mystic vapor]

Ah I see

[stark fox]

Also we canonically can outdrink Agir

Eugen, is honestly probably the most dangerous

[mystic vapor]

I think Friedrich is probably safest when she’s drunk

[next heath]

How cute is that? Like a mother and daughter but not

[stark fox]

Because when she got drunk once (And yes this is canon)
She barged into Kaga's room, started stripping her and was giggling the whole time

[scarlet heron]

who

akagi?

[stark fox]

Eugen

[scarlet heron]

damn

?

[stark fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVuiZ0vjFjQ

[mystic vapor]

What about z52?

[stark fox]

Here's the actual audio for it, BTW

[sinful vapor]

so Eugen evolves from passive teasing to active teasing when drunk lol

[royal sigil]

apparently

[mystic vapor]

What about zenker and alvitr would they be somewhat dangerous

[frail marsh]

How do you think Spee will do if she's drunk

[royal sigil]

[stark fox]

To Basically translate:
Kaga is being broody.
Eugen breaks down the door telling her she's really enjoying Sakura Empire Alcohol.
Kaga yells at her for breaking in.
Eugen goes: "Ohhh don't be so harsh, here, have some beer"
She then practically forces Kaga to drink it.
Then she starts stripping Kaga

Akagi comes in, sees it, says "Aight Have fun" and leaves

[scarlet heron]

Prob nothing

[scarlet heron]

damn

sesbian lex

[stark fox]

Then Kaga gets pissed and yells at Eugen to get the hell out

[sinful vapor]

of course Akagi would do that, if it was skk in place of Kaga, the ending would be different. lol

[scarlet heron]

then commander comes in annd does lupin jump

threesome ending

[stark fox]

SKK doesn't exist in the Anime's world

So no

[scarlet heron]

oh yeah

that's annoying part

[mystic vapor]

Yea

[scarlet heron]

you know what

[mystic vapor]

It’s annoying that he doesn’t exist when he clearly does

[scarlet heron]

let's imagine similar thing happened in game universe

[sinful vapor]

I know skk does not exist in the anime version, but Akagi would react differently.

[scarlet heron]

and command joined in lul

[mystic vapor]

But why doesn’t he exist

[sinful vapor]

cause you know

[stark fox]

Cuz putting a dude in your harem anime is stupid

[sinful vapor]

yea

exactly

[stark fox]

It leads to people yelling about "Getting Cucked"

[scarlet heron]

I'll be honest, protagnoist in game showing up in other adaptation can be risky

[stark fox]

Just look at GFL2

[scarlet heron]

after watching blue archive "fan" anime

that doesn't exist

[stark fox]

one of the guns DARED to talk to a man other than the commander and they claimed they'd been cucked

[scarlet heron]

the way sensei's portrayed fucking sucks

[mystic vapor]

I mean the teacher dude did appear in blue Archive

[scarlet heron]

yeah but he sucks

[mystic vapor]

We don’t known much about him

[sick crest]

femboy

[sinful vapor]

tbh, that sounds like a them issue. I know when not to be fixated by fantasy that way.

[stark fox]

Blue Archive also had him suck a 15 year olds foot.
So like.
Maybe don't bring that up

[scarlet heron]

I'm kida glad they toned down the pervert side but he sucked ass

[scarlet heron]

yeah...

I don't know why they added that

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/good-point-maclen-stanley-the-law-says-what-good-idea-excellent-point-gif-1722464342155072144

[sick crest]

It was a plot point wasn't it?

[scarlet heron]

That's one thing I hated about it

[stark fox]

Cuz they had it in the main game

[scarlet heron]

yeah

That's the one thing I hated in game

and people call me shit for hating it lol

There was this fan manga I saw where he makes a jelly out of her feet

[sinful vapor]

You can be emotional for a story, but more on the story part, but trying to SI yourself is just....copium.

[clever gazelle]

[scarlet heron]

and it was fucking gross

[stark fox]

To Summarize:
Inari told them "If you ever need my help you better kneel down and kiss my feet"
This was done because she's a tsundere.
When Sensei went to Gehenna to ask for her help, she was gonna agree and then he fuckin' goes down on the floor, takes off her shoe and puts her fuckin' toes in his mouth

Which is like

[scarlet heron]

I threw up watching it and seems like others hated it too lol

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-ew-what-is-that-whats-that-brother-gif-14318384540422820315

[scarlet heron]

I never self inserted

when I play ba

[stark fox]

Iori?

https://tenor.com/view/black-anime-girl-shiromi-iori-blue-archive-gif-11167563195859712268

BTW this is how she reacted

[mystic vapor]

What if commander is Barney Calhoun from half life

[stark fox]

She was NOT okay with it

[scarlet heron]

I made a seperate sensei character who is young

and that was it

[scarlet heron]

yes

this fucking scene

[stark fox]

It literally didn't serve the plot, it was just for horny

It was played off as a joke in the main game but they gave it WAAAAAAYYYY too much screen time

[scarlet heron]

sensei was trying to convince them

but iori told him to kiss her feet

and the rest is that

[stark fox]

Apparently Sensei kisses like this:

[scarlet heron]

I don't understand foot fetish

[stark fox]

[scarlet heron]

Don't show it

ok that's much better lol

[scarlet heron]

ew

[stark fox]

At least SKK doesn't shove the whole ass foot in his mouth

[scarlet heron]

I look at my feet and say

[mystic vapor]

No that’s when this lady appeared

[royal sigil]

how to unsee and unhear things

[scarlet heron]

man my feet looks like rotting log

[mystic vapor]

That what made her shock

[sick crest]

My foot is touching my foot and my foot feels like a foot

[sinful vapor]

footception

[scarlet heron]

and she gets shocked by sensei's questionable actions lol

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-sensei-blue-archive-sensei-gif-3178701386059830798

BTW Sensei looks like this

[scarlet heron]

what a cunt

[stark fox]

so he is CLEARLY older than any of these girls

[mystic vapor]

He looks like he’s in his 20s

[scarlet heron]

I'm gonna imagine he's much younger

[stark fox]

Anyway, Lolis your NJ

[scarlet heron]

maybe around 18 or 19 I'll prob be fine

above 20 is my limit

[mystic vapor]

Also blue archive has most wack ass aging thing like why does Asuna look like she’s 19 when she’s 17💔💔💔💔

[sinful vapor]

still bigger than pre retro Hipper

[scarlet heron]

yee

and she's 18

[sinful vapor]

[scarlet heron]

Karin also look nothing like 16 lol

[stark fox]

[sinful vapor]

ty pin

[mystic vapor]

Same with hasumi and Rio

[royal sigil]

[scarlet heron]

I wish she was older lol

I wish Karin was 18 or 19

[stark fox]

Stop wishing the High School students were older.
It's creepy

[scarlet heron]

Yeah I know

That's why I'm saying

it's fucking weird

[stark fox]

I got over it by just.... Not playing the game cuz I got sick of it's shit

[sick crest]

I got over it by not caring

[heavy pagoda]

Sirius moment

[scarlet heron]

I play it while ignoring the fanbase

and avoiding blue archive subreddit

that place is a special thing of it's own lol

[mystic vapor]

Asuna would be 22. According to Gemini

If game had real world aging

[sick crest]

The fuck does that mean

[scarlet heron]

I don't even know

[mystic vapor]

Idk I was trying figure how would old she would be base off when she was first added

[sick crest]

Smug fucker

[tight goblet]

o no

[scarlet heron]

who is this?

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[sick crest]

Minazuki

[scarlet heron]

looks like s

oh

pupper or bunny

What animal is she?

[sick crest]

Bnny

[ember spindle]

minazuki is bnuy

[scarlet heron]

oh

[tired crown]

If ships in AL were their age our beloved NJ would be like almost 90

[mystic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spongey-boy-is-a-true-gangsta-gif-6755506922971002547

[sick crest]

Granny mutsuki

[scarlet heron]

let's not bring up age

[modern moon]

Granny Lane

[scarlet heron]

next

[sick crest]

Bunny

[scarlet heron]

alchoholic rabbit

Alchocolic Natsu

[sick crest]

Horrifying image

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-cute-gif-19179149

[ember spindle]

no she predates natsu, therefore natsu is a sober laffey

laffey in turn is alcoholic kanna

[stark fox]

Cute

[tight goblet]

o no

[scarlet heron]

I mean they both look same so

[mystic vapor]

I feel like Laffey would be lazy and she just be sleeping an office desk while some guy named Hans doing super work

[ember spindle]

we already have hans in that situation, they're called nimi

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

[scarlet heron]

who the fuck is hans

from frozen?

[modern moon]

Hans Matheson???

[mystic vapor]

Probably

I couldn’t think of another German name

[scarlet heron]

aside from art school reject who killed himself after something happened

[mystic vapor]

I mean there’s Hans Frank the angry looking guy

[scarlet heron]

but we don't talk about him

but yeah

hans is the common and sterotypical german name

[modern moon]

Mr bald guy

[scarlet heron]

He looks like he can murder people with his baldness and his stares

[sick crest]

The gran bunny

[scarlet heron]

Roberts

[mystic vapor]

He also nick name of Poland butchers

[slate halo]

His son is still alive

[scarlet heron]

damn

He looks like Hans Frank

and Poland Butcher

[scarlet heron]

add beard and hair and he can be Billy butcher

[scarlet heron]

oh

[mystic vapor]

I think he would be more happy if he met Laffey the ship girl

[slate halo]

I wonder how that guy compared to someone like Reinhard Heydrich

[modern moon]

This looks like those HOI4 Portraits

[marble goblet]

I need more el cube 🥹

[scarlet heron]

how many d' you have

[mystic vapor]

Look how cool is Laffey

[marble goblet]

I spent 200 cubes and now 1 left

[scarlet heron]

damn

I use cube a lot and yet I maintain 2000

and it never went above 2000 lol

[modern moon]

My first starter ship

[scarlet heron]

btw original laffey and laffey 2 is same person right

[marble goblet]

I just started grinding azur lane again after finishing my first year in college 😭

[scarlet heron]

college sucks

it's a scam

[marble goblet]

Yup

[scarlet heron]

jk at least have 1 degree

but after that, don't

[modern moon]

She just used Type II rigging

[scarlet heron]

I should just scrap original laffey then

since it's same character with upgrade

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1506805846225457232/132287778-.gif

[royal hedge]

depends on what you wanna do

[scarlet heron]

that too

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-bunny-blue-bunny-icecream-conveyor-belt-blu-i-could-do-this-all-day-gif-25908966

[scarlet heron]

yuuka?

[crimson kayak]

[grand lodge]

How tf is that yuuka

[scarlet heron]

Oh wait

nevermind

looks nothing like her looking at it again

I guess the front looks somewhat similar

[sinful vapor]

maybe at first glance without any consideration

but look carefully and it is someone else

[scarlet heron]

Yee

[sinful vapor]

I do not react harshly cause identity can be mistaken very often

[scarlet heron]

There are a lot who look similar nowadays

[sinful vapor]

The amount of time I mistaken someone for someone else and vice versa

[tight roost]

did a loli variant of the ship release in week 2 of Lion event last year?

[grand lodge]

[scarlet heron]

Let her out

She gonna explode to gibs

[grand lodge]

She broke it

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-neptune-neptunia-nep-gif-7234123

[grand lodge]

[sinful vapor]

Little Ägir

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-sovetsky-soyuz-sovetsky-soyuz-azur-lane-soyuz-soyuz-azur-lane-gif-7169484723896365081

[tight goblet]

ooh

[grand lodge]

It’s blue like NJ

[tight roost]

if week 2 of berlinchicken is loli unzen and NieR is in week 3,that means there's somebody ancient gonna rerun in july

[rocky dagger]

@wanton pelican lucky

All get

[wanton pelican]

Dang

Been bad on my end

[rocky dagger]

@wanton pelican gotta farm bro

I've been slacking though, only 40k pts rn

[sinful vapor]

me too slacking at 30k

[rocky dagger]

I need to farm more otherwise I might lose out on event ship

I got the UR sub already

But there's still the SSR grind ship

[scarlet heron]

I'm at 32,000

[sinful vapor]

as usual will stop at 55k

[scarlet heron]

That count as slacking

I thought slacking was at 10,000 points

[sinful vapor]

I mean every point after 55k is heh

for me

[scarlet heron]

I had 120,000 points at one point

During gridman guest collab

[sinful vapor]

highest I ever went was around 80k and I felt it was very pointless.

[scarlet heron]

Lol yeah

I just did it for paper plan ship point at that point

Because I'm too cheap to spent exp points

[scarlet heron]

Seen this 4 times today lol

[sinful vapor]

meh

[scarlet heron]

I love that artist didn't forget her little variant exist

[sinful vapor]

that too

[indigo grotto]

I love her

[lusty ocean]

What kind of terribe things u have to said to get muted in room chats?

[indigo grotto]

Who?

Me?

[lusty ocean]

No

[mossy eagle]

me

[sinful vapor]

"B-Baka! Not like I got this retrofit for you or something..hmph!"

[lusty ocean]

Genuine question

[scarlet heron]

Blonde asuka

[indigo grotto]

I'm waiting for this Garibaldi retrofit

[lusty ocean]

Aura

[pure depot]

negative aura

[sinful vapor]

ewww ingame chat

[scarlet heron]

What did you say lol

[scarlet heron]

Why

[mossy eagle]

female roon

[scarlet heron]

Toxic?

[lusty ocean]

If youre in aurora server ask them

[scarlet heron]

I nee use in-game chat

[scarlet heron]

Sandy

[indigo grotto]

When would we get SAMs

[lusty ocean]

Its lowkey funny they think im unironically say that

[scarlet heron]

????

[indigo grotto]

I'VE BEEN WAITING 8 YEARS

[oblique dove]

https://fixvx.com/_whitter/status/2058940034972344534?s=46&t=gMWpcFUCMgB4K5HIsgwSHg

Whitter (@_whitter)

The Atlantic Bow is REAL!

QRT: _whitter
Sister Pain 2
#アズールレーン #AzurLane

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 25, 2026, 3:55 PM

[sick crest]

what's for dinner

grilled rabbit

yum

[sinful vapor]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/snezhnaya-genshin-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-snezhnaya-genshin-snezhnaya-gif-274415516988683251

[sinful vapor]

waiting for Blucher gun to be added to gear lab

[meager haven]

“Aurora” holy larp amirite

[sinful vapor]

the Kelp, hola

[meager haven]

the John, hola

Fuck

Hello

[sick crest]

[sinful vapor]

[sinful vapor]

[meager haven]

Was already at the beach girl, sorry.

[frank relic]

Why stop at blucher when you can add hiden gun as the final upgrade ?

[sinful vapor]

cause saving it for another UR CA in the future

[frank relic]

And hell i wish they give that quad barrel Rumey CA gun already

[mystic vapor]

Do yall like my cat

[bright crane]

https://tenor.com/view/haiyaa-uncle-roger-jamie-oliver-gordon-ramsay-gif-27407866

[frank relic]

I want soviet mother

[bright crane]

Real based for the devs to refer to Uncle Roger

[bright crane]

You just missed one

Kazan

[scarlet heron]

Cook daughter

[ember spindle]

compresses the cat

[sick crest]

Dont cook the daughter

[stable plank]

oops hit the coin cap

[scarlet heron]

Chef daughter

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-kirisame-happy-jump-wo-gif-9941496585663588817

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/nakhimov-azur-lane-hapi-hapi-hapi-hapi-gif-15644190101891409241

[frank relic]

Dragon empery , their shipgirl either go hungry all the time or being master chef , or both poor and filthy rich in their rank

[scarlet heron]

Hungry?

Which one

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/varesa-escoffier-genshin-varesa-chibi-escoffier-chibi-gif-12181467857383053705

[frank relic]

The panda sisters

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/vivian-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-mochi-赤鬼-hugo-gif-4271344448903554344

[bold bison]

[frank relic]

Why P class is insane...

Hmm no , freaky more like , first 2 P sister is nornal.

[scarlet heron]

Panda?

[obsidian scroll]

What’s y’all’s favorite skin from this batch, aside from mog (since it’s obviously the most advanced one)

[bright crane]

Amagi

[obsidian scroll]

I think the ur sub skin is really cool tbh

[frank relic]

Mog ! And Gotz

[obsidian scroll]

I mean mog is kinda unfair given how much more content that skin has

[scarlet heron]

Second this

[obsidian scroll]

Fair, though I already have her other skin

[mystic vapor]

Guys

I have an idea

[obsidian scroll]

Small mog

[mystic vapor]

What if we give mogador fent

[obsidian scroll]

Small mog would be funny af

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-superman-umamusume-meme-anime-gif-2065148123457211226

[obsidian scroll]

Nothing would change, she would still be mogging

[modern moon]

No changes at all

[scarlet heron]

Fent?

Fentanyl?

[obsidian scroll]

She already acts like she’s drugged

[mystic vapor]

Yes

[scarlet heron]

I honestly would give her weed

And laugh at her reaction

[mystic vapor]

Whar would happen if

[modern moon]

Drug Lane

[mystic vapor]

Friedrich toke cocaine

[scarlet heron]

My friend smoked weed and passed out

[obsidian scroll]

I don’t think any drug is more potent than skk scent for mog

[scarlet heron]

I laughed at him

If mog did that I'd do the same lol

[mystic vapor]

Mog would

Do something that I can’t say

But yes

[scarlet heron]

Either she'll have happy trip or existential crisis

Then she gets hungry and I make her some food

Or buy

[sinful jetty]

What are y'all doing rn

[modern moon]

Talking about Drug Lane

[scarlet heron]

Dumb talk

[sinful jetty]

😳❤️

Oke

[scarlet heron]

Screw irl drugs

[mystic vapor]

Guys imagine Roon on trembolone steroid

[scarlet heron]

What fallout drugs would you give to mog

don't say jet

[scarlet heron]

Muscle roon

And anger issues

[mystic vapor]

No that’s way different I believe

[scarlet heron]

How would mog react to skooma

[fathom rose]

NO

[scarlet heron]

She'd fly around the globe like nerevarine drinking 5000 bottles of skooma

And she achieves CHIM

[mystic vapor]

It’s way more potent stronger steroid than the normal kind

[scarlet heron]

How strong

Drop dead strong or slightly

[mystic vapor]

Really strong

Like

[sinful jetty]

Me :

[scarlet heron]

Well she'd be six feet under then lol

[mystic vapor]

It’s so powerful you would likely go in an violent rage

[scarlet heron]

Prob this

[mystic vapor]

Know as tren rage

[scarlet heron]

What

[scarlet heron]

Someone will calm her down physically

[late shale]

Hmm

[ember spindle]

it's the bible. not sure which book tho

[scarlet heron]

Good ol beat em up

[mystic vapor]

either 3 or 5 times stronger than regular steroids

[sinful jetty]

I'm reading bible rn

[scarlet heron]

Bring everyone and beat her up until she calms down

[sinful jetty]

And waiting when the church open

[scarlet heron]

Which chapter

[sinful jetty]

Act 6

[scarlet heron]

I keep forgetting the word so ai is chapter

[scarlet heron]

Um

Old or new testament

[sinful jetty]

New Testament

Currently i'm reading the NT

I already done the OT

[scarlet heron]

Epistle?

[bright crane]

Props to you, but we cant Vietnamese

[scarlet heron]

I only remember exodus

[scarlet heron]

My favorite in Bible because it feels adventurous

[scarlet heron]

Ah

[sinful jetty]

I remember some of Pslam , the Genesis 1

John

Luke

Matthew

Mark

[scarlet heron]

Genesis is fun too

[mystic vapor]

Burger

[scarlet heron]

I love that drug talk suddenly turned into Bible talk

[sinful jetty]

Idk for me it is kinda bored to read but it is me only lol

[scarlet heron]

In fucking azur lane server lol

[mystic vapor]

Ah ye

[sinful jetty]

Unbelievable

Lol

Who know lul

[mystic vapor]

Yes I love taking cocaine while reading the Bible with Laffey

[scarlet heron]

Im surprised there's other christian

Well, "christian"

[sinful jetty]

Is Christian minority here

[scarlet heron]

I dont go to church and prey sometimes lol

[mystic vapor]

Idk what is different between Catholics and Christians

[modern moon]

Well i am a christian but i dont rarely talk about it since arguments

[mystic vapor]

Since I am catholic

[sinful jetty]

Sadly most of Christian are like that

[scarlet heron]

God ans Jesus would be disappointed lol

[tepid warren]

tru

[sinful jetty]

Catholic has a Pope

Other Christian do not

[scarlet heron]

Omg jesus

Drip

[sinful jetty]

Well there are more

But Catholic is Christian tho

[scarlet heron]

Eh

To each their own

[mystic vapor]

Would yall trust roon being an pope

[scarlet heron]

As long as they don't do anything stupid

[tepid warren]

TBH I HATE THESE LARPERS that call themselves christians

[sinful jetty]

No

[mystic vapor]

Why

[scarlet heron]

True true

[sinful jetty]

So is me

They are doing like how Satanic do btw

[mystic vapor]

Roon is most trustful person

[scarlet heron]

Everyone's a larper

[mystic vapor]

On my life

[scarlet heron]

When you think about it

[sleek cape]

I forgot to summon here earlier

[tepid warren]

they only use the bible as an excuse for their actions

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[sinful jetty]

At some point we are larper🥹

[violet panther]

[sinful jetty]

Hey

[mystic vapor]

Boo

[tepid warren]

and dont understand the words that they speak of

[scarlet heron]

Alright

[sinful jetty]

Without getting the context

[scarlet heron]

Enough religion talk

[sinful jetty]

Alr i gotta go to the church

[scarlet heron]

It's gonna a get chaos so

[sinful jetty]

Bye

[mystic vapor]

Let’s talk about how to surive Friedrich while she’s on cocaine

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-the-deep-the-boys-the-boys-the-deep-the-deep-kirei-shoyu-commercial-the-deep-commercial-gif-26636000

[sleek cape]

Why exactly is she taking cocaine

[scarlet heron]

The deep

[violet panther]

which Friedrich

[mystic vapor]

Felix made her do it

[ember spindle]

instead of religion itself, boat that's presumably religious

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/no-cap-on-god-bro-the-boys-the-deep-no-cap-on-god-gif-12015699464037838229

[mystic vapor]

The Black hair one

[violet panther]

ok

[scarlet heron]

The shit is this

The boys Comics?

[sleek cape]

Oi Oi Oi c word

[scarlet heron]

I doubt they'd do drugs

[scarlet heron]

What

[scarlet heron]

Cunt?

Oily cunt

[mystic vapor]

I mean they would do it

[scarlet heron]

*oi

[sleek cape]

Butcher when the slightest inconvenience

[mystic vapor]

Most of them are from 1940s or older

[scarlet heron]

Oh

Lol

[mystic vapor]

I think Billy butcher would like Laffey

[scarlet heron]

Wait when the fuck does azur lane even take place at

1940a?

[tepid warren]

speaking like a brit

[sleek cape]

Soldier boy would like

Idek

[mystic vapor]

Futuristic timing

[mystic vapor]

everyone in azur lane since technically all them are old ass women

[sleek cape]

Homelander would like the big titty girls

Cause well

[mystic vapor]

Cowpeens

[sleek cape]

He’s fucking Homelander

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/champagne-gif-13068343437305960060

[scarlet heron]

Does that mean negato and eugen got nuked and came back

[violet panther]

not really

[mystic vapor]

Eugen gets bigger booba due to radiation 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[scarlet heron]

Soldier boy in comics

[ember spindle]

from what i understand, either the 40s or the 70s + the march of technology went ASTRAY thanks to cubes

[sleek cape]

Technically soldier boy was around when the battleships were

[late shale]

Hmm

[ember spindle]

history went astray too

[mystic vapor]

The deep would like tempesta faction

[modern moon]

Mutated boobs

[mystic vapor]

Or especially fancy

[violet panther]

i think they never mention Operation Crossroad in any al-story-verse context

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-the-boys-the-boys-season-5-the-peak-the-deep-mog-gif-52590893202788639

[tepid warren]

the deep would LOVE HER

[echo harbor]

I mean

[mystic vapor]

I am not sure if deep can handle her

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/chasing-running-soldierboy-theboys-homelander-gif-7536131526002738702

[scarlet heron]

I doubt they'd accept someone so dumb lie deep

Or creepy

[echo harbor]

Oi Dummy

[scarlet heron]

Didn't he ask annie to blow him or something

[sleek cape]

Soldier boy would like Cleveland

[sleek cape]

It was SA yea

[scarlet heron]

Yeah

They are not gonna let him in lol

[mental swift]

imagine if the next little one is hakuhou

[scarlet heron]

Or like him

[mental swift]

(because they already got amagi chan)

[scarlet heron]

But she'd loath him lol

[sleek cape]

Soldier boy would HATEEEE NJ I swear

[scarlet heron]

Are we talking comic soldier boy or show

[sleek cape]

Show

Comic soldier boy sucks

[scarlet heron]

Hrm

[scarlet heron]

Yeah

[modern dew]

soulja boy tell em

[scarlet heron]

Yooooooo

[scarlet heron]

I actually don't like her that much

[full blade]

YES

ROON SCREEN TIME FOR ONLY HALF A SECOND

[scarlet heron]

I love portsmouth adventure more

[tepid warren]

homelander

[scarlet heron]

What slime is she coverd in

Gunpowder?

[mystic vapor]

It’s ink apparently

Which was werid

Is she bendy the ink machine

[scarlet heron]

This with ai generated background like that one episode in season 5

[dusky nebula]

Where is it Manjuu.

[scarlet heron]

Ah good

[dusky nebula]

Where is Hood.

[tepid warren]

huh ?

[scarlet heron]

Ink spaghetti

[tight roost]

Fubuki from OPM mogs all of BA girls

[scarlet heron]

I want her to extract her inks so I can make sphaget

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-tung-tung-god-gif-10281823542784719466

[dusky nebula]

Tung Tung God

[scarlet heron]

LMAO

[violet panther]

unless she throw up ink from her mouth

[mystic vapor]

Homelander when he sees kashino

[mental swift]

Isn’t she dead or sumn

[scarlet heron]

Ugh

No

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/fubuki-gif-26051332

[mental swift]

in the lore

[lavish oracle]

anyone else find it weird when couples say

oh

we're trying for a baby

basically telling the whole family that you two are

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-girl-ika-musume-spaghetti-squid-ink-gif-22063371

[hybrid sand]

not really no

[lavish oracle]

currently

[scarlet heron]

Id be sooo pissed off

[lusty marsh]

What would soldier boy call her

[lavish oracle]

FUCKING

[dusky nebula]

We want it Manjuu

[hybrid sand]

any news on your date?

[mystic vapor]

Tiger

[dusky nebula]

You can’t keep delaying the inevitable.

[sleek cape]

Pathetic excuse of an American

[lavish oracle]

later

[scarlet heron]

I'll tell her to squeeze some out of her hand

Or breast

[hybrid sand]

alr alr ping me if you do update about it

[modern dew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/unc-rip-uncle-7E5O8VLqOr9lqkZP08

[tight roost]

HMS Lion when USS Cat walks in:

[violet panther]

at least not from her ass

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/cda-verkiezingen-henri-bontenbal-politiek-gif-15464081212201959495

[modern moon]

Lion boobs

[dusky nebula]

Bismarck after getting dog walked by the Royal Navy:

[scarlet heron]

Anything that sounds disrespectful to woman

[normal comet]

Bataan finally hit?

[scarlet heron]

Because he's an asshole

[nova elm]

Wot

[scarlet heron]

Eh-

Hrm

[violet panther]

USS Lionfish (Balao-class) is close enough

[scarlet heron]

Yeah maybe not that

[mystic vapor]

How some guy try to sacrifice himself against mogador to save the commander

[modern dew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/laugh-to-sad-omegle-wtf-omegletv-3xQmLh3c47k0tZuKc4

[sleek cape]

I’m crine they put him back in the box right before the finale

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-laughing-laugh-gif-11122892134982335265

[dusky nebula]

bro got vaulted before the end

[scarlet heron]

He went cold mimir

[dusky nebula]

I’m CRINE

[modern dew]

lowkey me cause i wore a gas mask today

[dusky nebula]

fraudboy

bros not even crate level

nuclear detonation btw

[mystic vapor]

Soldierboy he gets humbled by Cowpeens

[scarlet heron]

Hinestly season 5 was a disappointment in general so

[mystic vapor]

Or gets straight teeth

[dusky nebula]

soliderboy is getting slaughter by mlb Foote bro

[tepid warren]

the most clothes in the GAME

[scarlet heron]

I love how a trains arc ended

[sleek cape]

Mf would disintegrate any ship girl

[scarlet heron]

And how homelander died

But that's it

Fight sucked ass

[dusky nebula]

bros discovering the Hood and Vanguard peak

[mystic vapor]

Atago and Takao:

[scarlet heron]

Scorched carpet

[sleek cape]

Do NOT test that man

[mystic vapor]

He dies due to stinky mogador

[dusky nebula]

his nuclear detonation is doing jackshit against Saratoga

bros not even Saratoga level

[mystic vapor]

He’s not even Musashi level

[dusky nebula]

bros getting slaughter by Prinz Eugen bro

[sleek cape]

He would prolly say some weird shit about how her you know what stinks before passing out 💔

[mental swift]

You sir are really narrow minded

[mystic vapor]

Fire

[mental swift]

If they’re trying for a baby

That just means they’re dedicated enough

[mystic vapor]

Just say try harder

[mental swift]

To sustain the relationship

With an offspring

[scarlet heron]

Honestly send indy

[violet panther]

when nuked, ship is at best charred, ofc if there's crews, they either got incinerated or turn to molten goo later

[scarlet heron]

And feed him some radiation

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-reference-i-got-that-reference-baseball-caught-gif-4656907955966418579

[scarlet heron]

And they can kill him easily

[mystic vapor]

When are getting nuclear USS enterprise

[sleek cape]

Never

[mystic vapor]

So we get an even thicker enterprise

[violet panther]

better never

[scarlet heron]

Feed him nuclear waster

Funny how he pretty much have similar weakness to superman

Kryptonite is radioactive

[sleek cape]

Idc repost

[tepid warren]

the least clothes in game

[scarlet heron]

Black woman

[sleek cape]

Who’s gonna tell him there’s less

[scarlet heron]

I love dark skinned woman

[modern moon]

None.........(pretty obivious)

[mystic vapor]

I mean why

Shes such an iconic ship

[tepid warren]

default skin ?

[mystic vapor]

And also most historically revolutionary ship

[sleek cape]

A lot of other ship girls twin

Keep digging

[scarlet heron]

I honestly want modern ships

[tepid warren]

aight

[scarlet heron]

I don't know why

Make more faction frkm different countries and different times

Canada When

[modern moon]

Becauses it focuses on WWII era and early cold war era.....

[violet panther]

if u know well, game mechanics, u will not want increasing number of cold-war ships into the game

[mystic vapor]

I would imagine the funniest interaction between Felix and butcher

Felix would ragebait butcher

[dusky nebula]

“Soliderboy is eviscerating all of the shipgirls”

Soldier boy is getting fullboxed by Prinz Eugen and getting put on a shirt by Saratoga

Sonion

[scarlet heron]

At some point they'll probably start adding new future ships

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-laughing-laugh-gif-11122892134982335265

[mystic vapor]

Felix is enough

All she has do spike his blood pressure and he dies from heart attack

By ragebaiting

[mental swift]

Literally her own skin

[dusky nebula]

Saratoga vs Soliderboy who’s getting walloped first

it’s not Saratoga btw

[mental swift]

I thinl

[scarlet heron]

Depends

With or without rigging

[dusky nebula]

With rigging

[mystic vapor]

Also

[sleek cape]

Yeah uh it’s wraps

[dusky nebula]

sonion

[scarlet heron]

Don't they become really powerful with rigging

And normal strength without one

[dusky nebula]

what do YOU think bro

😭

[mystic vapor]

The ship girls are more way more psychically durable and stronger than anyone with compound v1

[scarlet heron]

It'd be a no match then lol

[scarlet heron]

Well I'm stupid so

[dusky nebula]

boys universe vs enterprise

[scarlet heron]

Expect stupid shit like that often lol

[mystic vapor]

Guys what would happen if you drop everyone from iron blood faction including the commander into zzz what would happen

Would everyone in zzz died

Or experience wolfenstein

[violet panther]

they will be new Sons of Iron Calydon

[dusky nebula]

iron fraud faction is winning lmao

[mystic vapor]

I know but what would they do. Would they try to conquer new eridu

[violet panther]

ofc not

they will be Outland ruler

[tepid warren]

her ? i mean thats all she is wearing

[mystic vapor]

Also Felix

[sleek cape]

Indeed twin

[dusky nebula]

me when I wanna look a mess

sorry

[solid whale]

all she wears is a torn up trashbag

[dusky nebula]

[tepid warren]

her 2 ?

[dusky nebula]

Alsace queen of chopped outfits

she’s wearing straps and that’s it

Francesco vs Alsace who has less on

[sleek cape]

Is your bio that one Donald trump pls save us reference?

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-reference-i-got-that-reference-baseball-caught-gif-4656907955966418579

[violet panther]

i can imagine Alsace's body clothing as flag of Finland

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[violet panther]

[mystic vapor]

Serious laffey

[covert dagger]

how good is p. moritz? is it ok to build her? mob or boss?

[violet panther]

she want her stolen boozes back

[sleek cape]

Sweet as sugar im crine

[mystic vapor]

No she’s not sweet she’s on demon timing

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-laughing-laugh-gif-11122892134982335265

[dusky nebula]

“demon timing” and is barely above beaver squad

[sleek cape]

She is sleepy and unicorns and everything nice 😭

[mystic vapor]

Laffey can beat everyone in iron blood on jeans soul

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-ishowspeed-meme-gif-6816236574865797031

[dusky nebula]

notice how my soul went to hell

[sleek cape]

Yo Jean isn’t texting

Yo what did you do

[mystic vapor]

I might have send him to hell

[modern moon]

Sometimes i find some of your statement funny as hell

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bisoku-zenshin-laffey-javelin-ayanami-oops-gif-19918244

[silver bear]

Biscuit upon ye

[dusky nebula]

on father of Shinano soul Shinano isn’t getting 1 tapped by a torpedo

[mystic vapor]

Yes in the quake universe

[violet panther]

laffey already nuked Nimi with a pillow

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[sleek cape]

She doesn’t look biscuit

[modern moon]

[violet panther]

irl Shinano got tapped by 3-4 torps

[dusky nebula]

the biscuit got stuffed full of butter and lost its original flavor

[dusky nebula]

“Try to scale Shinano above torpedo level!”

[violet panther]

to be fair, her watertight compartment ain't even completed

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493757348341092362/togif.gif

[dusky nebula]

fraudwatch claims all

[mystic vapor]

Also did you know my fan made ship got his tower blown up by an USA ship

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-laughing-laugh-gif-11122892134982335265

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

it’s nice to have people with up to date humor

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[silver bear]

Whats with the communication via images

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-eagle-angry-birds-binoculars-spying-gif-17938379158847404511

[silver bear]

i feel like im 30

[mystic vapor]

Pole dancing rabbit

[dusky nebula]

age?

[late shale]

Hmm

[dusky nebula]

hood upscale

[sleek cape]

Ouuuu shiii👀👀👀👀

https://tenor.com/view/ouu-shi-shit-oh-shit-shi-ou-shi-gif-16853600436068711953

[mystic vapor]

Ouu shii the anderdingus

[late shale]

Hmm

[dusky nebula]

Fym ouuu shii

onion

[sleek cape]

SONN😭😭

[silver bear]

whats with the communication via gifs

[dusky nebula]

me having a nice day:

[mystic vapor]

Guys I had this dumb idea where when every single iowa class battleship girl you have to oath all them to unlock Montana class and they do an megazord sequence

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1493754220351062098/IMG_3363.gif

[tepid warren]

whoever < Yuno Miles

[late shale]

Hmm

[dusky nebula]

“If you oath all of the Iowa class-“

[tepid warren]

ADO < Yuno Miles

[dusky nebula]

yo.

[mystic vapor]

What’s wrong with Iowa class

[violet panther]

it's "dumb" if the idea is actually implimented, but the advocates ended up can't achieve them themselves

[dusky nebula]

Not too much on Ado

Careful son

[mystic vapor]

They did something compare to Yamato class

[dusky nebula]

Yuno Miles is peak but the Ado slander is intolerable

[modern moon]

Who's yuno miles???

[dusky nebula]

thin ice sonion

[sleek cape]

“Ado is bad”

[mystic vapor]

Would you rather listen to ice man by drake or yuno miles music

[tepid warren]

[dusky nebula]

“Ado is trash”

[tepid warren]

yuno miles

[sleek cape]

Yuno miles

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Then after that MJ

[silver bear]

i have no idea what the fuck y’all are talking abt

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-jackpot-meme-funny-capcut-gif-1677824033522469078

[silver bear]

is this a music convo

youtubers

what

[modern moon]

I can't keep up with your guys humor, now i feel old

[sleek cape]

Keep him confused

[tepid warren]

yuno miles even won an emmy

[dusky nebula]

Manjuu when they realize they can make the most niche warship ever conceived chopped and hornbait

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-laughing-laugh-gif-11122892134982335265

[silver bear]

im just gonna accept this place is too zoomer

[sleek cape]

Yuno Miles won 45 emmies on one night

[silver bear]

night

[dusky nebula]

[modern moon]

Same, i dont even know this yuno miles guy or this stuff

[sleek cape]

You gotta put him in the goat talks

[dusky nebula]

“Yuno Miles is the goat”

[tepid warren]

*nominated for an emmy

[mystic vapor]

Three day grace is the goat

[modern moon]

Avenged sevenfolds is more better

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

[mystic vapor]

I am genuinely going to sending herzha from derpixon after you

[sleek cape]

Yo yo yo yo whoa

[mystic vapor]

Don’t ask how I know that

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-michael-jordan-meme-michael-jordan-gif-michael-jordan-tiktok-michael-jordan-tiktok-gif-gif-6954557651636549608

Talm about some Derpixon

[mystic vapor]

Did you know derpixon has merch

[sleek cape]

No

[mystic vapor]

And an YouTube channel

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/giannis-giannis-antetokounmpo-nba-all-star-funny-gif-3086942854916350502

[modern moon]

Oh that artist..... thats not gonna change the point that avenged sevenfolds and breaking benjamin tops Three Days Grace

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-funny-barber-you-feel-me-giftok-wiping-nose-gif-3359011536698707856

[late shale]

Hmm

[dusky nebula]

nb is buying the derpixion merch

https://tenor.com/view/che-chase-gif-14415981532235278936

[mystic vapor]

I am broke as hell

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-grab-me-imma-bite-you-gif-12755690613849918934

[mystic vapor]

I can’t even buy it

[dusky nebula]

bros actually tryna buy polyester slop

bro might be low tier god

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-thumb-point-tiktok-giftok-gif-16778712814172206260

[mystic vapor]

Instead I am going buy gallon of milk so I can throw at my neighbors window

[sleek cape]

He tryna wear this to the cosplay cons to get the huzz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477864153480954098/GIF_20260107_213246_111.gif

[dusky nebula]

Derpixion merch to attract all the goonfolk

https://tenor.com/view/gdfactoryclips-nba-meme-nba-shocked-gdfactoryclips-skull-nba-skull-gif-15925592593301876278

[dusky nebula]

wow a fully clothed woman in Al general chat

[mystic vapor]

Mogadors modestsister

[sleek cape]

Mogador could never lowk

Even clothed she to big for that

[silver bear]

The better Mog

The freckles are peak

[unreal jacinth]

Man im so crazy with scylla cant they just make her her own oath skin

[modern moon]

The normal and actually better mog

[mystic vapor]

Prinz Eugen is also fully clothed for most part other than her side boobs

And also atago, takao

[unreal jacinth]

Already oathed her

[sleek cape]

Skins bro skins

[fading cradle]

Willam D Porter frist day of school photo with Guam and Samoa

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-aww-aww-so-cute-aw-gif-8003591743585577098

[sleek cape]

Is this ur art?

[fading cradle]

yes

[silver bear]

Hood

[sleek cape]

I love it man it’s cute

[dusky nebula]

Hood my goat

[sleek cape]

🥹

[fading cradle]

thanks

[dusky nebula]

“who will save azur lane from total depravity?”

[tepid warren]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-dancing-gif-16136925963184507653

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493760278570205184/togif.gif

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/delroy-lindo-delroy-lindo-giftok-meme-gif-13613329757729663105

[sleek cape]

It’s sodak bro

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-crazy-crazy-ishowspeed-speed-crashing-out-gif-13267980027367138180

[tepid warren]

i just want to be a FAT FUCKING CHUD man

[violet panther]

[tepid warren]

why cant i be a cute anime girl instead

[dusky nebula]

js take estrogen man

nb is gna shame you daughter

[violet panther]

because you said you want to be fat fking chud?

[dusky nebula]

hey

Dont shame them

they’re pondering

[late shale]

Hmm

[modern moon]

Because your jesus christ in a supreme jacket

[tepid warren]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-gif-22030318

and i wonder would my life be different if i was something else ?

or someone else ?

[violet panther]

if that Goofy floatie can keep you alive at sea, so be it

[tepid warren]

nahhhhhhhh i'll worry tomorrow

[mortal hill]

She can dom me

[grand lodge]

So dak

[tepid warren]

the most normal clothes in azur lane

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/zhuang-fangyi-zhuang-fangyi-arknights-endfield-gif-7881644390219353140

[tired crown]

Where fish

[mystic herald]

I never knew where the penguin came from, just know shes in ALOT of brainrot roblox games

[violet panther]

from endfield

[austere tulip]

We need more submissions in #cosplay

[velvet tundra]

She is from linux

[austere tulip]

Happy feet