al-general

[ionic gulch]

tf u stressing over anyway

I agree

[karmic chasm]

The stupid parents

[ionic gulch]

Allat other people parents are like this you are not the only one just remember this you ain't fighting alone

[somber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-what-gif-3784745843284049350

[stiff forum]

Emden gotten bigger

[gentle cargo]

Prove that BIG FAT BOOTY AND BOOBAS Are IMPORTANT!!

[ionic gulch]

cake and boba milktea

[karmic chasm]

I even feel I wanna put a bullet in my head

[gentle cargo]

OHHH YEAHHHH BIG FAT BOOBAS!!!!

[somber steeple]

what is Korean drama movie going on rn

[ionic gulch]

idk

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138261744599453716/1321380321920290868/togif.gif

[ionic gulch]

Atp get ur bf to give you therapy

[covert dagger]

did something happened? cant open the game

[karmic chasm]

9mm maybe

[somber steeple]

gave a shotgun to-

[ionic gulch]

what if we gave an shotgun to an 4 yo old instead

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956086673530314832/1496529049059590264/togif.gif

[ionic gulch]

ehm ehm

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[somber steeple]

Mate.

[ionic gulch]

yes it would be like the uh monkie with ak video

[somber steeple]

Ak47's for everyone🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[vivid osprey]

Might need to restart a few times

Game is up and running

[modern moon]

[somber steeple]

Hi there no airforce guy

[valid wigeon]

[somber steeple]

Gunther

[valid wigeon]

Yeet.

[gentle cargo]

Is tommorow Again The Update for skins Or Thursday or Wednesday?

Azur Lane does Updates Now so random its hard to tell....

[somber steeple]

Ready or not

[viscid sedge]

i knew Yat-Sen was already caked up, didn't expect it to be this caked up xD

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-ready-or-not-ready-is-calling-gif-13297056399890315687

I think your ready

[somber steeple]

prob

[gentle cargo]

Bruuuhhhhhh

[somber steeple]

when we ready

[gentle cargo]

Ready or Bot

[stiff forum]

Clear cache force stop and try again

[dark solstice]

When at first you don't succeed quit and give up

Hello azur laners

[somber steeple]

Ok then we are AMX-56 Leclerc "Azur" then

[pliant panther]

hips and thighs

[modern moon]

Tomorrow

[pliant panther]

dont need huge booba

[nova monolith]

Taihou took notes from her during the CN New Year, now Yatsen took notes from Taihou

[restive wing]

Taihou? Why it because she is scary of albacore?

[cyan pier]

Well.....she got sunk just by one torpedo during the war

[somber steeple]

ok

[trim gyro]

Taihou exploding repeatedly after being penetrated once

guess she's an easy girl to please

[cyan pier]

[trim gyro]

the feet degenerates will be pleased to see the succubus skin

[light fable]

Well she did get a retrofit after all

[viscid sedge]

true

[pale halo]

Is 160 pulls normal for UR? I got so many Richelieu and Seydlitz dupes lmao

[trim gyro]

sure

pulling wives when you're going for a UR also normal

[pliant panther]

[bright crane]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2057804349556879384

Retch1ngnetch (@Retch1ngnetch)

#warhammer40000

Quoting Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)
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︀︀
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FxTwitter · May 22, 2026, 12:42 PM

[bright crane]

Yes

[runic abyss]

ok i fucking dig this

[restive wing]

Hmmm Mogadoro

[royal tundra]

Pulling 4 URs while going for wife you mean?

[radiant cipher]

Warhammer fans are such chuds

[trim gyro]

I kind of want to see that with an Atlas battlemech now

Highlander jockey thinks I can't DFA? "Hold my beer" - average Steiner scout

[radiant cipher]

Hi rat

[trim gyro]

40K fans seem to think everything in 40K is the most powerful most extreme shit that exists in fiction
meanwhile supreme commander lets you build armies that include mechs that make titans look puny with literally no supply chain

[hard vine]

[trim gyro]

letting a hostile commander stay planetside for 1 hour means you now have an existential threat to deal with

[hard vine]

I think you are underestimating voidshields

[trim gyro]

supreme commander has shields lol

[radiant cipher]

Azur lane already powerscales levels above chudhammer

[hard vine]

"wow machine guns of today sure are powerful"
"Medieval Europe had guns lol"

[trim gyro]

being able to churn out the most ridiculous warmachines infinitely right at the front, at a rate that only increases as the battle goes on is kind of a big deal when your opponent has to ferry everything in with space ships

[cinder lintel]

Am finally got full star NJ now guy (dont focal at my gear is trash)

[trim gyro]

a basic infantry mech in supreme commander can outgun real life battleships

[analog stag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097937713447063685/1192294204966174881/NJhismall.gif

[radiant cipher]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIayQBTXEAAjPDQ.webp

[trim gyro]

those are the absolute weakest actual combat unit you can get

still useful though

[errant yew]

So i had to pitty the UR yostars going to regret this for the next few months you screwed with my birthday no money from me for a few months and 0 cubes

[novel bobcat]

[bold kayak]

been there and it sometimes happen to players

[trim gyro]

what's funny is that even warhammer fantasy is arguably a higher power setting than 40K, at least when it comes to magic stuff
psykers are a joke compared to what even a human wizard can do in fantasy

[errant yew]

They gone pissed on the fire

Not to mention most banners my coins have been killed

[radiant cipher]

Warhammer when it sees nasuverse powerscaling

[errant yew]

I was going to drop 20 for a skin but they can forget that

[trim gyro]

aw poor you

[sullen summit]

Hey, is there any notion of guam and laffey 2 gonna be in the build pool?

[trim gyro]

eventually yes

[novel bobcat]

i should start grinding event points for a bit

[errant yew]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-face-sticking-tongue-out-antlers-being-silly-goofy-gif-14161889

Thats what i gata say

[sullen summit]

But when they gonna be in the build pool event?

Anyone predict what UR ship were gonna be in the build pool?

[novel bobcat]

"When Manjuu feels like it"

[nova elm]

Yeah me, I'm the next UR thats gonna be perma

[sullen summit]

I gotta be newtype

[sullen summit]

You already in the pool brother

[nova elm]

Is there a dude in the pool? Not yet. That's because I'm gonna be the first dude in AL

[sullen summit]

Nah, your pfp

[radiant cipher]

Regret what
What did yostar do

[sullen summit]

Not abput dudes

[trim gyro]

rerun was in January, so you're going to have to wait a while, probably about 18 months from now

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-fart-gif-11437563165283047467

[novel bobcat]

meanwhile over in Forza
Vanmagi

[nova elm]

Buddy that's not what I meant

[sullen summit]

Rerun of ehat?

[nova elm]

Holy shit waifu delivery

[trim gyro]

Laffey 2 and Guam probably perma late 2027

[sullen summit]

Plus is the amagi cv and hakuhou event gonna rerun?

[trim gyro]

yes, probably some time after JP anniversary

can't use the Amagi 2 skins on the old one so if you want to use both skins you need 2 Amagi 2s

[sullen summit]

This year or next year?

[trim gyro]

this year

[cinder lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-legs-gif-7418853116988366584

Damn

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-milk-gif-2629841406651830447

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-bounce-bouncy-nod-nodding-gif-2130143378239897027

[trim gyro]

they are doing event reruns a bit out of order though, we should have already had the Alsace and Mogador rerun but that's happening right after this event

[novel bobcat]

no, alsace/mog is correct timing

their event was 2 years ago around this time

[trim gyro]

Guam and Laffey rerun happened after 1 year

[novel bobcat]

nope

also 2 years

[stiff forum]

Peak

[upper flame]

[trim gyro]

ah wait, these event names are very similar, that's what had me confused

[nova elm]

Next event is gonna be named Light of Light

[trim gyro]

yeah seems to be 2 years for the UR events

so probably not Amagi 2 this year then

[novel bobcat]

so if the SKK moves his head to the left just in time, does that mean he gets ass full in the face instead?

[nova elm]

[trim gyro]

enty just wants a free colonoscopy

[novel bobcat]

[ionic gulch]

Found this uh "booba" size tier

[trim gyro]

shipgirl tierlists are cringe

[novel bobcat]

shipgirl tierlists are cringe

[pastel moat]

Taihou best wife

[trim gyro]

find someone who will actually give useful information and you'll usually get something with some actual value, people who don't know shit about shit just use them to generate easy content

[novel bobcat]

also nobody is questioning the entire right top corner having all the current skins including Z14

[pastel moat]

Who is z14

[gentle cargo]

GUYS we always talk bout Booba rankings like who has biggest boobas....

WE NEED A BOOTY TIERLIST!!!!!!

[pastel moat]

No, we don't

[ionic gulch]

Gotta ask the dude who made em

[pastel moat]

Atago plushie cute

[dark solstice]

Of course because Formi should be tier 0

[novel bobcat]

Formi is tier Neutron Star

[gentle charm]

I made my own

[shut crane]

big tiddy vampire cat

[novel bobcat]

time to roll that big ball down a hill

[trim gyro]

horny sub acquired

[shut crane]

she'll record your voice

[fleet flume]

the purple one

[trim gyro]

apparently this boat girl has no experience with seagulls

damn flying pests

[shut crane]

well, every problem has a solution

[pastel oracle]

[trim gyro]

why do I get the feeling U-2501 will be selling SKK ASMR to the other girls?

[shut crane]

will she tho? Won't she just keep them to herself

[trim gyro]

if she won't Akashi will make her an offer she can't refuse

[fleet flume]

nah Akashi would want a piece of that cake

[shut crane]

speaking of asmr, are there any interesting ones in the game

[fleet flume]

she'll make an ASMR department

[trim gyro]

meanwhile Raffaello just selling hand drawn SKK porn

[fleet flume]

with U-2501 as coordinator

[fleet flume]

truth nuke

[shut crane]

I prefer it hand drawn than feet drawn

[fleet flume]

yes

[trim gyro]

she could probably do that if you asked

SKK's apartment would be full of shipgirl "artistic" photos the girls sent him, every shipgirl apartment would be full of SKK porn they had made without even asking for permission

[dawn carbon]

What's the mods color here

[trim gyro]

inbox full of spicy shipgirl videos too

[novel bobcat]

orange, until you get the angry mods, then they turn red

[dawn carbon]

Ohh

[trim gyro]

well one of the angry ones just turned invisible, she could be anywhere

oh there she is

[mossy eagle]

https://x.com/i/status/2058497536013550050

ぷち (@putimaxi)

もしもモガドールの後に赤城と加賀も飛んでたら…
赤城くるくる！
でももふしっぽコプターがあるから大丈夫🦊

#アズールレーン

X · May 24, 2026, 10:37 AM

[shut crane]

hmmm yes, what could this color be

[trim gyro]

I bet Akashi's endgame is to sell anatomically correct SKK dolls with AI voice

[shut crane]

that's just the begining

[trim gyro]

she has no problem with pimping out the actual SKK

[visual cedar]

i reached her endgame

[frank relic]

But why

[visual cedar]

thats love

[frank relic]

Cowshino fallen from grace

[lavish oracle]

sailor moon collab when?

i just want sailor uranus

[terse kettle]

Maybe bunny secret garden first?

[frank relic]

Emminence in the shadow collab ?

[trim gyro]

collab with a series full of lesbians? seems... awkward

[lavish oracle]

woman

i like women too

[lavish oracle]

[native kettle]

Not having soyuz kunoichi skin on the list is diabolical

[native kettle]

Ain't no way she's that under

[gentle charm]

[loud herald]

it's pink

[shut crane]

[lavish oracle]

[shut crane]

yung is a nice girl

[trim gyro]

she'll feel something else in a minute

[loud herald]

what

[torpid kettle]

[shut crane]

unlimited fox patting

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1507841872276750376/20260523_222333.gif

[shut crane]

I just hope they fix the animation looping

and some clipping

[lilac merlin]

but how are we even breathing underwater

[shut crane]

maybe we have scuba gear

[torpid kettle]

details 😂

[shut crane]

[trim gyro]

better question is how does that cream pastry not fall apart

[shut crane]

oh wait, there's glass

[trim gyro]

how are we feeding her then

[shut crane]

we have phase shifting tech

[trim gyro]

does amagi just magically attract food regardless of obstacles?

[shut crane]

didn't you see the gotz skin?

literally phasing through glass

[trim gyro]

I think that's her magic powers doing that, not ours

[shut crane]

the future is now old man

[trim gyro]

she can even appear on our side of the glass

[rustic sapphire]

Pull mermagi siren tail

[trim gyro]

wow she's fast

[viscid sedge]

ngl is it weird that i like skins that has a cityscape in the background? xD

[shut crane]

thicc sen

[weary trellis]

Protein

[violet panther]

the cityscape looks like distorted Dubai

[trim gyro]

you could take pictures like that in china, minus the blue sky and actually being able to see the city across the bay

[shut crane]

yat sen thiccfit

[weary trellis]

so just Dubai

[violet panther]

replace Sails-hotel with ultra-block

[molten obsidian]

NO WAY REAL?

[shut crane]

<@&460646206851252224>

[gentle cargo]

H.M.S M1

The 305mm Gun Sub of the Brits

[molten obsidian]

Thank god I made it in time

Free 2k in the bank

[weary trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1467979441152983175/formi.gif

[molten obsidian]

That's like a whole loaf of bread in today's economy

[somber steeple]

must been a wind

[grave thicket]

FNAF jumpscare

[grave thicket]

Wait there's an anime?????

Yes I'm very slow!

[molten obsidian]

There's 2 animes

[grave thicket]

:o

[trim gyro]

this is from the good anime

[weary trellis]

there's slow ahead and #$&+#((_&&+(

[molten obsidian]

One tries to be serious and it's kind of bad but it's also charming in it's own way

The other is more slice of life-y

[grave thicket]

Kancollie if it had top tier titties

[weary trellis]

I think ¢}¥×=✓|÷°¥ got redacted

first one must be a SCP

[viscid sedge]

really? i think it just looks like one of the modernized Chinese cities like Shenzen and Guangzhou.

[trim gyro]

doesn't look like it is covered in LEDs for no fucking reason though

[shut crane]

thicc thighs save lives

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-kantai-collection-panpakapan-charm-wink-gif-17670289

[viscid sedge]

LED?

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1507731013437096091/20260523_134451.gif

[grave thicket]

Has Azur Lane had a collab with Kan Collie?? I kinda assumed it would happen sooner or later???

[mortal hill]

that is impossible

in no way a bote collab with bote

with the sole exception of WoWs

[shut crane]

bork

[grave thicket]

This poor woman doesn't know how to make the temperature warmer on her shower...

[sage vessel]

question guys, You guys reckon I better create new acount or just became returnee? (only lvl 50 with not many ship)

[grave thicket]

WoWs?

[shut crane]

returnees get goodies

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-warspite-gif-15886376

[weary trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1318621827018522634/ruppee.gif

[mortal hill]

World of Warship? Weegee?

[grave thicket]

But botegirls and botegirls would be frens!!

[grave thicket]

Holy jiggle physics 😭

[weary trellis]

if only we can get arpeggio Collab

[grave thicket]

how do i get her i'm asking for a friend

[shut crane]

have you seen the jiggle physics on the chibis?

[trim gyro]

china does a lot of propaganda shots of their major cities at night covered in LEDs to make them look better, then you look at the same city during the day and everything is dirty and you can't even see the sky through the smog

[mortal hill]

how innocent are you

[grave thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/kantai-bored-gif-5051622

[viscid sedge]

isn't that all dictatorships tho? not just China?

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/takao-arpeggio-of-blue-steel-lasers-ships-firing-gif-9978808062734883592

[mortal hill]

did you know how Kancolle always have beef with Azur regardless if the topic isn't even Azur

[vivid osprey]

Kancolle players cry all the time about how much better their game is and AL players don't even think about them at all

[weary trellis]

KC players just salty their ships sank permanently

[trim gyro]

the only ones who even mention it here are the people who actually play it

[ionic gulch]

mhmm

[viscid sedge]

they are just jealous that AL has way more players and is far more popular.

[ionic gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1499312074508079226/Fubuki_Atago_Boobs.webp

[grave thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/艦娘-kantai-shimakaze-kancolle-ship-gif-18658542

[weary trellis]

femboy

[grave thicket]

but KC has Shimakaze

sooo

idk

[vivid osprey]

I like quite a few of Kancolle's designs tbh. Slightly more grounded and classy, I think their characters look cool

[viscid sedge]

so does AL

[ionic gulch]

@somber steeple uh boss

[trim gyro]

meh

[mortal hill]

For Kancolle to be relevant, they must either bring Azur to their topic, or just praise their own design, but never their own game

[grave thicket]

I agree, but at the same time I love how the designs in AL really show a character's personality

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-shimakaze-gun-gif-23053817

and our Shimakaze is way better

[grave thicket]

So even though they're less grounded, they're more visually distinct and interesting

[trim gyro]

pretty sure theirs has more fanart though

[molten obsidian]

He happy

[vivid osprey]

AL designs are just fun to see how overdesigned something can be

[grave thicket]

gonna disagree sorry

[grave thicket]

Fuck yeah

[pine mortar]

hi

[weary trellis]

KanColle has slums...
AL just scraps extra ships

[grave thicket]

"Girl with massive weaponary" is my favourite genre

[mortal hill]

Regardless, the Collab of Kancolle and AL is practically impossible because when it first announced, you'll know who will attack first

[vivid osprey]

Like yeah the poster girl for the Nazi German fleet has a giant 3-headed dragon mecha that shoots lasers and summons black holes

Why not

[trim gyro]

a game published by a chinese company is not going to collab with a game with an obvious japanese nationalist bias

[gentle cargo]

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/bofuri-fight-anime-attack-power-gif-17259187

[grave thicket]

Fucking beautiful

[vivid osprey]

I do find it kinda sad they didn't commit to making Götz an amputee, though. It'd have been a very cool reference to her namesake

And I don't think a cyborg arm is that outlandish of a design concept

[weary trellis]

amputation fetish

[trim gyro]

AL will never do disabled girls, that's asking for trouble

[vivid osprey]

Not everything is a fucking fetish man

[viscid sedge]

how long did it take KC again to add in the first none-Japanese ship? wasn't it like a year or more after its initial release?

[trim gyro]

they got plenty of shit already for amagi coughing

[weary trellis]

they do imply Yorktown is permanently injured

[atomic dew]

We already have a girl with a fake arm though

[vivid osprey]

Cant help but wonder if Amagi CV's chipper new lease on life is their apology

[trim gyro]

yes, everything is

[mortal hill]

well she aint disable as we can see

[clear vapor]

we do have some shipgirls with prosthetics

or similar

[somber steeple]

speak up private

[atomic dew]

Even the ba fanbase is mature enough to tolerate a girl in a wheelchair

[viscid sedge]

Yorktown was disabled story wise from something i forgot, she was healed with her Type II rigging, same with Lexington

[trim gyro]

the ba fanbase will accept anything as long as she's underage

[viscid sedge]

fact

[gentle cargo]

Götza is such a BEAUTY!!!

[weary trellis]

I just wanted a roomba

[viscid sedge]

its like BA fans have never heard of college or university students being adults

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506724017036591144/20260520_202125.gif

[vivid osprey]

I think there's levels to it. The real life Gottfried von Berlichingen was an amputee because of an injury he suffered in the heat of battle. I don't think a badass metal arm is at the same level as a helpless cripple that can't do anything on her own

And he gets to go down in history as "Götz with the Iron Fist" and that's just the coolest fucking thing ever

[viscid sedge]

even cooler, he served as the inspiration for Guts the protagonist of Berserk

[gentle cargo]

Götz a ABSOLUTE INFLUENCER Beauty!!!!

BUT OBVIOUSLY when u are a FDG Class!

[grave thicket]

This is one of my favourited songs on SOUND VOLTEX uwu

[vivid osprey]

I didn't know that. That's dope. Thanks for sharing that fact

[grave thicket]

Like idk. Just something about a girl with mecha arms and a massive weapon does something for me

[loud herald]

is the skin theme of this event just titties pressed against glass

[sullen summit]

Plymouth, whats the alsace l2d skin?

[sullen summit]

Yes why not

[trim gyro]

yes, do you have a problem with that?

[sullen summit]

I like em plumpy

[grave thicket]

two are, the other is flapping around like crazy LMAO

[glad quarry]

This is how it looks like

[sullen summit]

@trim gyro remember I like em big song?

[loud herald]

im not into women so idrc

[grave thicket]

Then why do you play the game 😭

[viscid sedge]

its pretty easy to tell since both have a metal arm on the same arm, the difference is that Guts has a gun inside his metal arm xD

[trim gyro]

then you're in the wrong community

[sullen summit]

Should I choose the current or later skin of kinky mogador?

[loud herald]

? i don't need to be sexually attracted to like a game

[viscid sedge]

thats fair

[loud herald]

sorry u guys are so gooner brained and see everything as sexual

[trim gyro]

yes

[grave thicket]

Ofc not, it's just I like looking at pretty women is all

[sullen summit]

Nah its okay

[vivid osprey]

You are a desperately needed voice of reason in this general chat stay woke

[sullen summit]

Our dig own pitfall

[glad quarry]

Your choice I’m getting the locker room lechery skin because one because you get a lot of options when you have it

[grave thicket]

And I don't feel that the gameplay alone is enough to warrent being the sole draw for someone, but at the same time I'm a goober

[loud herald]

i am very far from woke but yeah 😭 okay

[grave thicket]

oh yay

[sullen summit]

Oh more interaction?

[loud herald]

i like older ship designs, doesn't necessarily mean im attracted to them

[sullen summit]

Youre okay man?

[rose spire]

Hello guys

[sullen summit]

Like rlly okay there?

[sullen summit]

Hello

[loud herald]

what

[sullen summit]

I just asking if youre okay

[rose spire]

Hru

[sullen summit]

Nah forget about

[vivid osprey]

It's just so fucking boring because the argument always goes the same way
"I am disappointed that the skins are getting more and more blatantly sexualized"
"IDC I LOVE TITTIESSS WOOOO"
"Okay I mean that's nice for you. I wish they'd do more designs like the early-"
"BOOBSSSS HERE'S A GOONER GIF"

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/putimaxi/status/2058497536013550050/en

ぷち (@putimaxi)

📑 Translated from Japanese

If Mogador was followed by Akagi and Kaga flying too… Akagi spinning round and round! But it's okay thanks to the fluffy tail copter🦊 #アズールレーン

Original text
もしもモガドールの後に赤城と加賀も飛んでたら…
︀︀赤城くるくる！
︀︀でももふしっぽコプターがあるから大丈夫🦊
︀︀
︀︀#アズールレーン

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FxTwitter · May 24, 2026, 10:37 AM

[loud herald]

so true tho

[glad quarry]

Yeah if you check out this video you’ll see she has a lot of options https://youtu.be/67IlrKDNPAg?si=wFaf_VsrJm8kbC2F

[stable plank]

i cannot wait for bristol meta

[sullen summit]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-sped-up-falling-gif-27686811

[trim gyro]

not sure that one is okay to post

[sullen summit]

Made me remind this gif

[atomic dew]

Why don’t you just play another game if you’re such a prude?! The game was always horny, repeat until exhausted

[gentle cargo]

i think Götz just made it into my Top 5..... Yeah...

1: Taiho
2: Graf Zeppelin
3: Musashi
4: Götz von Berlichingen
5: Bremerton

[merry robin]

[vivid osprey]

Yeah thats a classic too

[loud herald]

"oh well if ur not a fan of the current direction of the game just shut up and go play another game"

annoying ahh

[stable plank]

what are you? a subnautica 2 dev?

[lilac merlin]

I mean its why I mainly play Nikke/Stella Sora

[vivid osprey]

Im a "tourist" except they are level 84, have finished 2 pr ships and are pushing into world 11

Nice 💪💪💪

[sullen summit]

Its that bad is it?

[silent lagoon]

Mine is:

1. Washington
2. Washington
   3, Washington
3. Washington
4. Washington

[violet panther]

[lilac merlin]

I wish I could be a tourist

[gentle cargo]

YET ur Profile Banner is Hakuryu.....

[stable plank]

no not really. just the dev feedback to players wishing they could kill creatures. "go play something else" anyways back to boat talk

[trim gyro]

you're worse than a tourist, you're a recurring tourist

[silent lagoon]

[loud herald]

i don't think u know what tourist means lmao

[silent lagoon]

dont worry about that

[gentle cargo]

EXPOSED!!!!

[atomic dew]

A fake tourist that claims to speak for the people that actually live in the country

[loud herald]

just using buzzwords for love of the game

[trim gyro]

bro can't even stay with one game

[viscid sedge]

there is plenty of non-gooner artworks from artists that i like myself, here i even provided a example image

[trim gyro]

just comes back and complains

[sullen summit]

Mine is:

1. Richelieu
2. Enty
3. Bremerton
4. Kronny
5. Moggy
6. Emile Bertin

[loud herald]

hoffen no matter what he says isn't a tourist because he actually does play/played the game (despite saying he quit 100 times)

[runic abyss]

oh hey i think i know this artist

[loud herald]

thats like the opposite of a tourist

[silent lagoon]

[stable plank]

"guys this new flavor of the month gacha that is going to eos in less than a year is way better than azur lane"

[loud herald]

quit using words u don't know the meaning of

[silent lagoon]

fine, ya got me

[loud herald]

its so annoying

[forest sparrow]

That’s most people here

[sullen summit]

Tourist as in CIA operatives?

[stable plank]

[trim gyro]

oh no, when he says he quits we have to take his word for it, so that makes him a tourist when he comes back

[silent lagoon]

Hi fluvee, its been eons

[loud herald]

hi

[atomic dew]

[sullen summit]

Cuz during vietnam war, tourist is what we called CIA operative

[stable plank]

[sullen summit]

So they're CIA operative infiltrating our game?

[glad quarry]

Also don’t sleep on the Shimanto skin it’s really nice and lowkey better than the new mogador skin unfortunately

[grave thicket]

Wait who are we taking the piss out of?

[viscid sedge]

Hayabusa/Vert 320

[sullen summit]

Can I see?

[vivid osprey]

If not liking the game I have this much time in becoming more and more generic pornslop makes me a tourist, catch me in my freshest hawaiian shirt and sunglasses baby

[lilac merlin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tounge-out-pppplbh--k01KRF39PDDS7ZQ3K5TDWNM5BQ2

[sullen summit]

So whos anchorage artist again?

[loud herald]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[atomic dew]

It’s like this but a shipgirl

[bright crane]

Or this

[stable plank]

shimanto feet and butt

[rose spire]

I’m almost level 105 but gya dam levels take a while now

[nova elm]

God she's hot

[grave thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/fluttershy-pony-gif-15493201710755896371

[stable plank]

just grind 15-4 684 times and that will go up fast

[sullen summit]

@vivid osprey are you a Tourist, as in "CIA operative" ?

[viscid sedge]

to be fair how many times has Dishwasher quit only to come back?

[lilac merlin]

I forgot how bad the cube econ is

[nova elm]

Grind in 16-4 that'll be fast

[vivid osprey]

I dont know what that means dude

[bright crane]

I did not expect this angle with her tbh

[sullen summit]

One time only?

[sullen summit]

CIA man

[lilac merlin]

I mean he perma quit

[rose spire]

Thanks man you’re very helpful

[lilac merlin]

from AL

[sullen summit]

Central Intellegence Agency

[silent lagoon]

H e y P e t e r

[vivid osprey]

I'll ask him on friday

[stable plank]

glad i could help a fellow azur laner

[loud herald]

[viscid sedge]

felt like he quit more then once before perma quitting

[sullen summit]

Your black ops operative lovers?

[bright crane]

It do be like that

[vivid osprey]

He just worked on commission basis. If Manjuu wanted him to make a specific design, they'd hire him

[trim gyro]

no, people just won't shut up about it

[nova elm]

Peter does not ask questions whatever Bismarck is up to

Be like Peter

[lilac merlin]

Besdies.

[rose spire]

Yeah man if that’s what you say

[novel bobcat]

skill issue

[lilac merlin]

If we want to talk about a game that has "PLOT" with plot

[nova elm]

Maan you can beat it

[lilac merlin]

Nikke is a good example.

[rose spire]

[sullen summit]

Hmm, should I buy shimanto or mogador new skin?

[nova elm]

Even i beat that level with 1 fleet

[rose spire]

I should be able to

[trim gyro]

good thing this isn't a Nikke server then

[sullen summit]

Or upcoming mogador skin

[atomic dew]

They’re not gonna pay you for shilling their game

[viscid sedge]

the Nikke story slaps hard tho

[nova elm]

Do it. Waste your oils

[atomic dew]

Give it up

[vivid osprey]

Nikke story is just Evangelion/Nierslop

[modern dew]

playin nikke for the story? pal my attention is pulled towards something else

the settings

[vivid osprey]

It being good for a gacha story is a bar so low you can roll over it

[rose spire]

I’m tryna grind event map rn

[atomic dew]

Clanker stories about the human condition always work well

[nova elm]

"The Background is very interesting"

[novel bobcat]

like its not even that bad, only 54k for a level
i need about 4x that per level

[modern dew]

the UI

oh mah lawd

[nova elm]

Pft

[grave thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-elegg-angel-sigma-kids-gc-gif-6688930190289999963

[rose spire]

Wait what…

[nova elm]

Thank god I'm only level uhhh

[trim gyro]

lvl 155 79156/290550

[nova elm]

12

[lilac merlin]

hm.

[grave thicket]

i genuinely like the story

[novel bobcat]

when you go from "levels per month" to "months per level"

[nova elm]

I think you just like ladies with white hair mate

[glad quarry]

It’s who ever you like most Shimanto is a PR ship and would take a while to get I’m getting it since Shimanto is a good ship and good for late game so it’s worth it and that’s what I’m going to do I’m gonna get her skin

[grave thicket]

"Evangelion/Neirslop"? Jesus christ get over yourself

[vivid osprey]

So theres these.... robot android women....

And they.... get shunned by humanity...

But they... work for humanity because...

They are... made to serve....

But the protag... sees them as...

More than just weapons....

[nova elm]

I've never download NIKKE

[vivid osprey]

Repeat ad infinitum

Works every time

[sullen summit]

Its more deep man

[nova elm]

because my storage is not enough but that's beside the point

[trim gyro]

so basically mega man

[grave thicket]

Yeah it's a basic ass plot in the grand scheme of things, but like, you're oversimplifying it majorly

[sullen summit]

Like its not only robot

[viscid sedge]

The protagonist isn't the only one that sees them as more than just weapons but whatever :p

[grave thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[atomic dew]

Yeah some people see them as methods of making money too

[sullen summit]

Argh, this chat rlly made me tired tbh

[vivid osprey]

Im so fucking tired of Nikke simps sucking that game's story off as if it's some Odyssean epic when it's just harem anime meets Evangelion

[nova elm]

So NIKKE is just Pokémon with extra steps?

[sullen summit]

Goodbye yall. Have fun yapping

[grave thicket]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Dude you sound really fucking sad

[vivid osprey]

Honest to God evil Mustang was the most creative twist they've done in a hot minute

[viscid sedge]

i was more so talking about Andersen but refering to Mustang works too

[novel bobcat]

this is boat game general, not nikke general*

[grave thicket]

"I"m so deep and cool and edgy and I only like niche things and everyone sucks"

[lilac merlin]

evil mustang

[grave thicket]

I haven't gotten that far in the story are you kidding me

I mean, I kinda was expecting something along those lines but still

[lilac merlin]

There's a twist to that.

go read it

[vivid osprey]

You taking it as a personal attack that you feel the need to cry defend is on you, not me

[grave thicket]

I never through I would be spoiled for NIKKE in an Azur Lane discord server adlskfjas;lkf;alsfj

[loud herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390756814532378634/1507718586221989938/1779538231851.gif

[trim gyro]

is the twist that you stop talking about nikke?

[loud herald]

i like arknights

[viscid sedge]

i mean Andersen is literally your superior you meet him in the first few minutes of the story ._.

[loud herald]

and strinova

[lilac merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296014241593036825/1494284457530888212/01.gif

[vivid osprey]

Never gave Endfield a fair shot

[grave thicket]

Him being evil lol

[vivid osprey]

The factory building threw me off

[atomic dew]

this is now a rabbit and steel general

[loud herald]

endfield is boring

[novel bobcat]

which one of the two now, the OG or the endfield spinoff

[loud herald]

og ofc

endfield doesn't have thorns

[novel bobcat]

i fully agree

[silent lagoon]

Enfield doesnt have Exusiai either

[loud herald]

so true

[grave thicket]

You really aren't worth replying to, to be honest. I just think you're a sad individual is all. Nothing personal about it

[silent lagoon]

[viscid sedge]

alright lads time to talk about Belfast superiority

[lilac merlin]

shes meh

[stable plank]

[loud herald]

idk its kinda sad for endfield, they put so much love into the game and it shows, i hope they can keep a lot of the playerbase that they have

[lilac merlin]

AL really did fuck all with its plot over the course of 9 years.

[nova elm]

Oh boy you haven't seen greatness haven't you?

[loud herald]

it just got too repetitive and boring

[molten obsidian]

Bell cute

[novel bobcat]

that bottom row 2nd image, the unobtainable skin

[molten obsidian]

I really like her blue ray skin

[atomic dew]

Belslow

[molten obsidian]

She looks like a proper battle maid

[shut crane]

noisy tits outside

[loud herald]

what is a blue ray

[silent lagoon]

The blu ray skins from eons ago

[lilac merlin]

look at this fucking Mary Sue

that didnt even explain

[grave thicket]

?????

[lilac merlin]

as of YETY

[novel bobcat]

for all the love they put in it i couldnt get through the first chapter in the slightest it put me to sleep that much. story was all over the place

[silent lagoon]

A ray that is blue

[lilac merlin]

as to why Helena Alter is such a mary fucking sue

[molten obsidian]

Helener can be a mary sue because she's big cute

[lilac merlin]

do they think people have the patience to wait half a decade to know why

[vivid osprey]

You immediately resort to attacks and judgments on my character because I make broad stroke statements on media you enjoy. That is a sad existence, actually. Take a breather and realize you can like things others dislike and vice versa. Grow up

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-left-to-right-tit-robert-e-fuller-scanning-the-area-searching-for-something-gif-8524400473497136550

[loud herald]

well tbf to them arknights story at the beginning was pretty boring and slow as well

[atomic dew]

The story exists solely to piss you off because you’re the only one that actually reads it

[loud herald]

but arknights has a lot of side content and u can do niche clears on stages u already beat

[grave thicket]

I tried to get into Arknights but I didn't really get into it

[loud herald]

endfield doesn't have much replayability

[molten obsidian]

The story is just for people in #al-lore so they have the illusion of a purpose in life

[shut crane]

it's the end field

[grave thicket]

I'm not really a fan of the character design either, but tha'ts a personal thing

[loud herald]

eosfield

[nova elm]

Behold Vanguard, there's a reason she's the last battleship

[molten obsidian]

I wish I could go in there every now and then just to type some bullshit but I would get banned

[silent lagoon]

PayPal me $30,000

[novel bobcat]

but i would argue that if you made an entire game up until that point and then a 2nd game which spins off from that, by that point you sorta know how to atleast write something. because most people i talked to all felt the first act was hot garbage

[lilac merlin]

AL's biggest flaw

[trim gyro]

I should oath Helena meta, maybe then she'll come back

[lilac merlin]

is making AL a heroic story

where there is no concequences

and no one dies

[onyx ember]

Bro, they killed all of alpha timeline

[loud herald]

wouldn't actively call it garbage but it's just a very boring nothingburger

[lilac merlin]

you dont even see ships get proper punishment for bullshit that they caused

[grave thicket]

i should oath Yukino

[lilac merlin]

Im still seething on how bad the Pasta/Bagette story was

[novel bobcat]

thats fair, it also has the usual new gacha issue where they bombard you with a billion terms you have no clue or context for yet

[vivid osprey]

Yeah I never got into AL lore either. Game is easy to enjoy without ever reading a line of dialogue, though, so that counts for something

[grave thicket]

Character death is tricky in a gacha cause you can't just make someone not use a character because they died in the story

[shut crane]

I was pretty into the al story several years ago

[grave thicket]

And then if you allow them to use them beyond that character's death, then how???

[novel bobcat]

issue with AL lore is that we are stuck in a loop for the last 2~3 years

there is no real progression anymore

[mortal hill]

Hoffen there's literally a hot discussion in CN bili about that 🐴

[novel bobcat]

just alternative timelines, kill siren, repeat

[shut crane]

lewd the sirens

[atomic dew]

The issue is taking it seriously when the story is just a device to showcase the new wives on the banner

[nova elm]

SIR YES SIR

[vivid osprey]

The impressions I get from fast forwarding through event cutscenes is evil alien threat invades planet > new shipgirls to the rescue > we are safe... for now...

[nova elm]

50 BILLION POUNDS FOR STORY SIREN DEVELOPMENT

[vivid osprey]

Oh 100%. I'm glad it's there for the people that wanna dive deeper, though

[fleet flume]

imagine your shipgirl wife with a fluffy side braid

[novel bobcat]

also that yes, well its more like "SKK comes in to lead new shipgirls" -> "we are safe nopw"

[fleet flume]

AKA, the wife look

[trim gyro]

usually it actually is new shipgirls in trouble, us to the rescue

[molten obsidian]

Issue with AL lore is that Amagi is a dignified motherly figure and respected leader with an apparently terminal illness that haunts her

So anyway

[viscid sedge]

who remembers Kaga being turned into a Tree? me neither pretty sure she's back now isn't she?

[molten obsidian]

?

[shut crane]

or new shipgirls going on an adventure

[atomic dew]

The stories are actually more coherent when the commander isn’t there somehow

[grave thicket]

Just because you have a terminal illness doesn't mean you can't be a mermaid every once in a while

smh

[lilac merlin]

So we (MC) actively ruin stories

[molten obsidian]

Because the commander is genuinely useless

[lilac merlin]

good to know im not wrong

[onyx ember]

She got better by becoming a carrier

[viscid sedge]

pretty sure she was healed from her illness the moment they turned her into her aircraft carrier version?

[clear vapor]

Amagi terminal illness is cured...

[meager haven]

She doesn’t have an illness anymore smh

[grave thicket]

Ofc. That's what happens in any self-insert gacha character though

[trim gyro]

playable amagi wasn't actually terminally ill, the story one straight up died

[lilac merlin]

[nova elm]

If Amagi got cured then Hood technically can be cured.... Right?

[lilac merlin]

feel so dumb spending money on AL

[grave thicket]

The story has to only happen around them and they have to be have the personality of a plank of wood

[viscid sedge]

and its almost always amagi that is the super bold one with skin choices these day

[clear vapor]

Hood is already cured

[onyx ember]

At some point

[atomic dew]

She isn’t like bismarck who got her life support machine fused to her permanently

[nova elm]

Wait ain't dock slots increase to the power of 10?

[molten obsidian]

And it's ass

Everytime

It needs to change

[mossy eagle]

❓

[meager haven]

So true bestie

[lilac merlin]

guild

[grave thicket]

All good, see you next week!

[molten obsidian]

It seemed like it was going to change when SKK got his mech suit

[nova elm]

Oooh

[tired crown]

[viscid sedge]

they are actually working on a cure for hood, like recently Lexington was cured so i got a feeling the next one to be cured is gonna be Hood.

[nova elm]

Makes sense

[molten obsidian]

Then nothing came of it

It was just a 1 off gimmick

[atomic dew]

That wasn’t just an April fool?

[nova elm]

I do remember some dialogue saying "Hood's condition is stabilizing and on their way to recovery"

[molten obsidian]

It could've been turned into something

Nobody says april fool's HAS to be only a joke

[vivid osprey]

I think it's a pretty cool gimmick that her UR form gave her a new lease on life and supposedly cured her sickness. For as much as AL visuals often leave stuff to be desired, their storytelling through voicelines, ability names and what have you is actually pretty damn good

[lilac merlin]

such a stupid fuckin char

[atomic dew]

The commander already has the cube magic thing where he’s the linchpin holding all the timelines together

[molten obsidian]

I like Marco

She's a goober

[fleet flume]

she went all out after getting cured

[nova elm]

There's a reason she's a fan favourite

[fleet flume]

goober girl-failure

[vivid osprey]

protag in these games kinda has to be a mary sue tbf

[molten obsidian]

No they don't

[fleet flume]

He was a mary sue the moment he commanded a fleet of big breasted women

[molten obsidian]

Nikke doesn't skip a beat making it clear at every turn that commander is weak as fuck

[elfin kayak]

SKK isnt a mary sue, as he has failed a few times

[molten obsidian]

He's surrounded by people that can kill him

[lilac merlin]

Early on. Now.... idk

[molten obsidian]

At any moment

[fleet flume]

He is literally from another dimension, with amnesia

🚗

[trim gyro]

shipgirls can easily kill SKK, they just won't because they wuv him

[atomic dew]

Now he’s like a super soldier clone/terminator with the heart of the cards

[lilac merlin]

Like [SPOILER] ||MAN FUCKING FELL OFF OF MOTHER WHALE, BROKE EVERY FUCKING BONE IN HIS BODY, AND SOMEHOW STILL LIVED||

[clear vapor]

Nikke Skk got orbital drop

Azur Lane Skk got tossed from a dead timeline to another

[molten obsidian]

Idk for how long they can keep that going, there's only so many ways you can break the guy's limbs before it gets old

[shut crane]

I wuv the girls too

[fleet flume]

and fragging your commander isnt exactly a smart thing to do

[nova elm]

Wuvvy duvvy SKK the only male (not confirmed) in here so I wuvv him

[fleet flume]

if we're talking common sense

[vivid osprey]

He punched Behemoth in the face to incapacitate her before she could corrupt Cinderella. The Nikke Commander is what the story needs him to be at any point, because he is intentionally designed to be a wallflower. He has to be, otherwise the main appeal of the game falls away

[trim gyro]

not all of them are smart

[elfin kayak]

SKK is in love with his work, and the girls have to work to pry him away from it

[atomic dew]

The commander should die more often to show how replaceable he is by the head office

Replace him with AI

[nova elm]

We have characters that should go into a mental asylum. Chain of command is being held by the sheer fat ass of SKK

[molten obsidian]

Ok if he incapacitated a behemoth that's bullshit

When did that happen?

[atomic dew]

Not just a behemoth THE behemoth

[elfin kayak]

did Nikke SKK at least break his hand doing that? if not i call BS

[molten obsidian]

Did he get some augmented arm or something?

[violet panther]

imagine SKk dies often and "reprinted" , Subnautica2 style

[fleet flume]

do you want to experience Soyuz freezing hell, or Geryon firing black holes in berlin

[atomic dew]

Which is a heretic that could break him in half with her little finger

[fleet flume]

or the many EU girls that wield mechs

[clear vapor]

nikke skk blood is corrosive im not wrong

[vivid osprey]

Chapter 32 iirc. He has Vapaus blood, which is highly corrosive to Heretics. He got on his last legs after being mollywhopped by Behemoth and punched her in the face while she was in the process of corrupting a freshly re-awakened Cinderella

[viscid sedge]

because his blood contains Vapaus

[vivid osprey]

Yeah hence why Mary Sue

[lilac merlin]

So it makes sense that she got weakened

[fleet flume]

specifically the "unkowingly the chosen special one"

[lilac merlin]

Brother he was made that way

[molten obsidian]

If he had vapaus it makes sense

[viscid sedge]

And Andersen's blood also has Vapaus, so we know of 2 people who's blood has that.

[elfin kayak]

one thing that Nikke SKK and AL SKK have in common is they care for their girls

[fleet flume]

lowk got me thinking

[nova elm]

I do think most Gacha MC cares about their friends and companions during their adventures tho

[fleet flume]

who even proposed Azur Lane to be formed

[molten obsidian]

Me

[fleet flume]

I mean, they are sort of a stand-in for us

[molten obsidian]

I made Azur Lane

[shut crane]

it was da emperor!

[vivid osprey]

I'm not trying to derail this into Nikke gen again. I'm just saying that the protag for these kinds of gacha games obviously can't be too obviously flawed or even defined personality-wise, because then the self-insert appeal weakens. That's the main draw for these games anyways

[violet panther]

Azur Lane as faction or as shipgirl organization?

[fleet flume]

omg its John Azur Lane

[fleet flume]

org

[elfin kayak]

from the story of Nikke i read they find it a bit weird how much SKK cares for them

[nova elm]

Azur Lane as a org should've existed during when Anzeel & friends should be alive no?

[trim gyro]

nope

[lilac merlin]

Because he doesnt treat them like tools. like other SKK's

[violet panther]

the military of nations give directive to Anzeel to make Shipgirls up for their navies

[vivid osprey]

I wonder what the average world clear is for active AL accounts

[lilac merlin]

and he gains movement for all the accomplishments and fuckups

[lilac merlin]

at least world 15

[vivid osprey]

What % of accounts have reached world 12, etc

[elfin kayak]

Azur Lane is a Timeline Beta org, and formed around the early 20th century

[fleet flume]

no no no, in TsB

[nova elm]

1900?

[nova elm]

Kursky

[lilac merlin]

even I somehow got here

[molten obsidian]

Because it's normal for commanders to mistreat nikkes, they are seen as machines of war by most, Nikkes have a core directive that prevents them from harming humans so many take advantage of it

[sleek cape]

Hey guys

[violet panther]

then Azur Lane was the Allies

[nova elm]

Morning SoDak

[mortal hill]

1894

[trim gyro]

canonically AL existed before WW1 in the beta timeline yes

[sleek cape]

NATO why does your name change so much

[violet panther]

Mikasa remember relinquished her battling of mobs since 1905

[violet panther]

just change first 3 letters eh?

[sleek cape]

Your bio concerns me

[lilac merlin]

The point being currently.

[trim gyro]

WW1 in beta timeline was AL vs Sirens and resulted in the eventual formation of the crimson axis

[nova elm]

My previous username was Passingburgerboy with a burger as a profile

[sleek cape]

But that’s still a big change

[nova elm]

Im too lazy to change it

[elfin kayak]

Azur Lane started as all the navies uniting, then around 1939 Bismarck got given a primer of Timeline Alpha's WW2 and decided to floow it to see why the Sirens want the shipgirls to do it while he had a background plan in action to use the tech they got from the Sirens to help humanity

[sleek cape]

[lilac merlin]

Where the story is, the MC has done so much that we became impossible to ignore.

[sleek cape]

Ohhh I know who you are now

[nova elm]

The idiot from down south yes it's me

[lilac merlin]

I just wish AL's commander actually did more.

[violet panther]

the point where u stil lrecognize me kinda make a point, that it's not that big of a change

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren01-akairo-azurlane-proud-confident-gif-13558929

[mortal hill]

There's a lot of story revision by Manjuu since the early day of AL. AL first anime which is trash is the result of that revision and experiment by Manjuu

[vivid osprey]

Curse of the live service game. I kinda miss in WoW when your guy was just a dickhead farmer that picked up a sword

[sleek cape]

[vivid osprey]

Rather than the grand champion hero legend of the lands

[fleet flume]

imagine a reboot

[lilac merlin]

AL2 announcement next year

[mortal hill]

Not possible

[fleet flume]

with balanced animation qualities

[lilac merlin]

its possible.

[fleet flume]

AL2 electric boogaloo

[nova elm]

Azur Lane II Electric Boogaloo :

[lilac merlin]

AL:ReDive

[nova elm]

Goddamnit

[fleet flume]

but imo the right call is 4 more seasons of slow ahead

[lilac merlin]

We fail this timeline somehow

[fleet flume]

!!!

[mortal hill]

Hoffen i said its not possible because now the anime isnt going to lean into serious stuff and go in a more moe anime way

[molten obsidian]

Hoffen has completely lost it

[ionic gulch]

nvm drills sergeant

[forest sparrow]

You’re only just now realizing this?

[nova elm]

Mom. I'm scared

[fleet flume]

4 more seasons of slow ahead until morale improves

[atomic dew]

Nobody is gonna want to buy their skins again or summon their girls again, so they’d have to somehow support both games at once?

[molten obsidian]

You know what nvm that sounds fun

[gaunt apex]

Azur Lane Steam/PC version

[trim gyro]

hoffen been drinking the oxycola

[molten obsidian]

AL 2 next year for SURE

[fleet flume]

as real as the middle east being at peace

[atomic dew]

With how long it takes them to do seasons that’s at least another 15 years

[fleet flume]

my children shall know the peak that is bizoku zenshin

[lilac merlin]

I'd be living in Japan with a family by the time AL figures itself out

[nova elm]

Truly British culinary expertise

[trim gyro]

you're getting adopted?

[atomic dew]

I’m saying nothing

[molten obsidian]

British person tries cooking (they can't)

[nova elm]

Forced marriage to save the birth population

[fleet flume]

KGV would kill you if she ever hear this

[nova elm]

Oh cmon boiled beans aren't that bad

[lilac merlin]

Its true

Bri**** people cant cook

[nova elm]

Just spice them up a bit

Mix-em or something

Any flavours can do (especially spicy)

[molten obsidian]

That's the least offensive part of their culinary repertoire.
British people looked at fish and went "Hmmm yes, the HEADS, stick them in a pie" and called it food

[atomic dew]

Americans cannot realise the irony of shit talking others food, when their produce has so much sugar it legally can’t even be exported because it doesn’t meet the food standards of other countries

[cunning sundial]

Boo

[lilac merlin]

At least we can cook

[atomic dew]

Suuuuure, you keep telling yourself that

[nova elm]

Kinda looks okay?

[mossy eagle]

floridanese dish
something something python

[molten obsidian]

It's genetic, see?

[nova elm]

Sure it's bad but it's not the worst

[sick crest]

You dont understand the majesty of fried steak

[forest sparrow]

Please don't assume Hoff speaks for all of us

[atomic dew]

Did anyone even know this thing existed before AL?

[molten obsidian]

It's embedded deep somewhere in the blood

[trim gyro]

I'd eat that, looks good

[sick crest]

I did

[atomic dew]

I wish I didn’t know

[molten obsidian]

I unfortunately did

[lilac merlin]

Grillin chicken is nice

[sick crest]

It probably tastes fine

[atomic dew]

I want to unknow the info

[lilac merlin]

when you let it marinate for a day

[nova elm]

Next update will be a new dorm food Jellied Eels just you wait

[sick crest]

It just looks bad

[sick crest]

Thats the horrifying stuff

[nova elm]

Jellied Eels are just puddings

(made with eels)

[clear vapor]

so much culinary horror

[trim gyro]

bring it on

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282486118172069929/1453960654523334799/gif-20251225-225638.gif

[nova elm]

Also it's a weird question I've been wondering about

Does Gravy in excess amount taste good?

[sick crest]

No

[meager haven]

If hot it’s alr

[trim gyro]

not in my opinion, but I know people who drink the stuff so...

[meager haven]

But it quickly goes lukewarm

[nova elm]

Yeah that thing

I once saw a dude on Instagram drink a fucking gallon of it

[shut crane]

what's a gravy

[meager haven]

Yummers

[nova elm]

Even that idfk

[sick crest]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravy

[nova elm]

From what I've seen it's like something caramel like texture? But it's more of a steak sauce?

[sick crest]

Its good but im not a fan of it in excess amounts

[nova elm]

I mean it looks good on a soup

[thorny sequoia]

What's the current situation?

[meager haven]

Now throw it on a turkey or biscuits

[sick crest]

American cuisine vs british

[nova elm]

Food and we are all hungry

[forest sparrow]

I'd call it broth at that point though

[nova elm]

Ain't broth supposed to be clear?

[meager haven]

Eh

[sick crest]

Not necessarily

[meager haven]

Is milk a broth

[sick crest]

It can be

[trim gyro]

gravy is usually mostly fat, if you want to watch what you eat don't use it

[nova elm]

I thought broth was supposed to be clear? Anything that is gooey and not clear was called a sludge?

[sick crest]

You can make milk broths iirc

[atomic dew]

You add gravy to soup it’s still a soup

[sick crest]

That's definitely incorrect

[nova elm]

Pardon my French then

[nova elm]

But if it's already Gravy and you just put soup ingredients into it?

Is it now Gravy soup?

[sick crest]

No its soup with gravy

[meager haven]

It’s soup

[trim gyro]

any ingredient is a soup ingredient

[thorny sequoia]

no！

[atomic dew]

Sounds like the equivalent of mixing milk with alcohol

[vivid osprey]

All Eagle Union ships have now left your account

[meager haven]

Mmm milk and alcohol

[molten obsidian]

Gravy is something you add to a dish

Soup IS a dish

[nova elm]

Fifth recorded instant of losing all oil

[sick crest]

Isn't there a milk alcohol?

[nova elm]

There is

[meager haven]

Yeah gravy’s kinda a condiment

[sick crest]

I heard its not very good

[trim gyro]

yeah you can ferment milk

[nova elm]

Just don't mix it up with your toddlers milk

Unless y'know. Crime

[thorny sequoia]

Brother, this isn't funny.

[sick crest]

It is to us

[nova elm]

Don't you have reserve?

[trim gyro]

you can ferment practically anything with a bit of effort

[atomic dew]

Tia Maria and Bailey’s are cream liquors which is milk

[shut crane]

salt, water, time

[sick crest]

Ahhh

Yeah

[vivid osprey]

Bailey's is nice

[nova elm]

Technically Ice Cream with like Raisins in it is just milk that makes you drunk

[meager haven]

30,380 chocolate coins

[lilac merlin]

in other news

[sick crest]

You have tuberculosis

[lilac merlin]

Apparently its the first time ever a female jockey won one of the big races in Japan

[sick crest]

[nova elm]

Aww thats nice

[gentle charm]

Women nba

[trim gyro]

not sure what that has to do with anything

[gentle charm]

The players

[meager haven]

L4D jockey

[nova elm]

That's why he said on other news

[gentle charm]

Lebron in a maid outfit

[lilac merlin]

came across my feed

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-diddy-diddy-party-sean-combs-gif-4104351489513445035

[lilac merlin]

A G1 race

[nova elm]

You mean this pic?

[lilac merlin]

so its a big deal

[grand lodge]

[atomic dew]

Tell the horse channel, they might care

[thorny sequoia]

Is it pretty?

[gentle charm]

Girls go to Jupiter to get stupider. Boys take Estrogen to win in women sports 🔥

[nova elm]

Doc Ock is that you?

[thorny sequoia]

？

She is

[gentle charm]

Moskva

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-kiss-meme-cat-meme-kitten-gif-4847168667672162924

[gentle charm]

Big cruiser

[ionic gulch]

Booba

[gentle charm]

I will make something like her in NavalArt

[modern yoke]

[ionic gulch]

@somber steeple drills sergeant how do I get rid of dead body

[thorny sequoia]

Who is it?

[gentle charm]

Najap

Small gun boat

[nova elm]

Is that the fuckin boat from Thomas & Friends?

[mystic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-%26-friends-thomas-the-train-thomas-the-tank-engine-eyes-spin-series-1-gif-3410306364894471383

[low musk]

IT PEAK

[fleet flume]

the super best friend

[low musk]

HE WON THIS TREND LOL

[gentle charm]

Maci Cara Ŋuıne is the big Destroyer

I will be making more of her