al-general

[novel bobcat]

you are naked under your clothes as well, so you too are overdressed

[blazing heron]

[gaunt apex]

oh boy when i heard the thing about Sheffield i was like "omfg omfg omfg"

[blazing heron]

I cant wait to unlock Saint Louis. She looks so cool

[rose spire]

She is

[weary trellis]

we need more girls like kako

[light fable]

Thanks to that game, we now have endless clones of it.

[meager vine]

and they all suck

[pastel moat]

I much prefer furutaka

[lilac merlin]

You know who you should blame though

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/columbina-columbina-hyposelenia-columbina-laughing-コロンビーナ-columbina-meme-gif-9125272289632346566

[atomic dew]

The scientific term is actually ‘rotation slop’

[lilac merlin]

Breath of the WILD

YOU should blame that game

because genshit copied it

which lead to all of this

[light fable]

I was gonna say whales lol

[atomic dew]

I forgot the part where breath of the wild had 4 characters you control in combat and switch between them

[blazing heron]

You should blame trading card games, since they started Nintendo as a company who eventually made Breath of the Wild

[weary trellis]

blue, humpback or sperm whales?

[light fable]

rich ones

[pastel moat]

How many whales does it take to match one formi weight

[weary trellis]

well we can blame society for killing altruism

[lilac merlin]

true

because altruism is fuckin dead af

[weary trellis]

MrBeast monetize doing good deeds

[lilac merlin]

he wasnt the first

nor the last

but the biggest

[weary trellis]

if you don't get money, better get recognition

[oblique notch]

Tis how my honeymoon went eh

[blazing heron]

That seems like an extreme reaction to Genshin Impact tbh

[pastel moat]

Wow

Great hair

[weary trellis]

you became her..not bad

[lilac merlin]

it ruined gaming so yes

its a warrented reaction

Destiny 2 died, so that Marathon can also die

[atomic dew]

..the fuck? How did you make that epic of a reach

[blazing heron]

Destiny 2 fan? Complaining about bad games?

[gaunt apex]

Hans get ze Uboote

[gaunt apex]

when i was reading it i thought "are they fucking serious?!"

[pastel moat]

I don't even know what destiny 2 is

[atomic dew]

No no, he’s a Fortnite player, which bears even more responsibility for ruining gaming and encouraging exploitative patterns

[gaunt apex]

Destiny 1-2 used to be good games

[real iron]

used to

Destiny 2 would be a great game if it wasn't for paywalls locking most of the story

[blazing heron]

An online shooter scifi game made by a company that can be described very generously as hating their fan base

[real iron]

I can't comment on destiny 1 tho, never played it

[atomic dew]

Destiny 2 has been on a downward trajectory for many many years, and for every positive thing they did, they did about 6 more stupid things

[gaunt apex]

Destiny 1 had very good DLC's and not a crappy season system like every game uses now

[atomic dew]

6 is being generous btw

[real iron]

A personal opinion is that Warframe is the better Destiny 2, albeit repetitive in many ways

[blazing heron]

I have a special hate for Destiny 2. I started playing it a long while back and decided to buy the dlc, and maybe a day or two later they annouced the whole """vaulting""" thing

[gaunt apex]

oh man don't mention Warframe.... i was in clans there was only Drama i deleted my account there i've put so much money in

[lilac merlin]

warframe is better tha many games

[atomic dew]

They were ok, but at least they let you play the content you paid for for the duration of its existence

[real iron]

Honestly, I haven't touched clans in Warframe, I've mainly just been doing everything solo or with a friend

I just enjoy the fact that there are so many build options for anything you do

[pastel moat]

I played duet night abyss for a bit, apparently it's like warframe with anime girls

[gaunt apex]

Clans are the worst ... i regret that i deleted my shit on i was so deep in the story ... RIP Octavia RIP Protoframes

[real iron]

Cuz the developers and the team behind Warframe actually care

[lilac merlin]

its a lower effort and buggier warframe

[real iron]

Octavia is such a great frame, I still have to finish her prime build

[gaunt apex]

Hmmm sounds interesting might give it a try ... thanks

[pastel moat]

Oh but they were hacked 3 times

Not sure if safe

[gaunt apex]

Hacked? omfg

[lilac merlin]

Voruna prime tho

[somber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-or-not-ready-or-not-gif-3860901273241928956

[atomic dew]

If you’re gonna play something that’s just ‘thing but worse’ you might as well just play the original

[real iron]

I heard she's a new release?

[lilac merlin]

yes

many of us play warframe in here

[real iron]

I'm going to return to the game after Styanax Prime releases

[blazing heron]

It just so happens that "thing with anime girl" usually is "thing but worse"

I cant think of a single example where someone taking the general idea of a popular/proven IP and adding anime girls has actually made it better

[real iron]

I can imagine, I just play the same 3-4 games daily tho

[lilac merlin]

people dont buy games anymore because we broke

and prices of games going up for no reason

I blame Bank of America for GTA6

unironically

because they want Rockstar and Take two to make GTA 6 80-100$

[real iron]

That and the fact there are no real fun games

[blazing heron]

Game companies were trying to push games for more than $60 for a long time

Its just only now its really finally taken off

[atomic dew]

It’s been coming for a long time, considering the development cost and time basically tripled

[novel forge]

When will manjuu add Mk 23 "Katie" shell?

[pastel moat]

Why did I read "here's y"

[indigo grotto]

Been playing since 2018

Buuuuuuut

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WISDOM CUBES WORK

(in lore at least)

How do they work

[blazing heron]

Alien cubes or something

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer40k-warhammer40k-heresy-detected-warhammer40k-space-marines-gif-26543746

[indigo grotto]

When they add jet planes

[shut crane]

fronch

[real iron]

I love these types of art

[blazing heron]

In like the first Operation Siren mission there's a lore note about how they can be used to make technology better, but when used to build a ship from the very started of the R&D process it turns them into an anime girl...for some reason

Thats about as far as I've gotten lmao

[indigo grotto]

i skip stories

[shut crane]

there was also stuff how cubes are magical unknown tech, but also how humans made them

[silver bear]

Cubes are just mcguffins

[blazing heron]

I just assumed they came from the green alien boats(?) from the Pearl Harbor portion of the initial campaign

[gaunt apex]

i should have read the story too... i just skip all the stuff

[hasty wing]

whats with the unitas calling the commander "$1"? is it because i only have that amount in my pocket?

[shut crane]

it's called a bug

[blazing heron]

I've been trying to read the story, but since I'm so far behind and have missed so many events everything I see is disjointed or out of order

It doesn't help that the 'main campaign' only has like two cutscenes and thats about it

[shut crane]

it's ok, the devs finally added a timeline

[gaunt apex]

one dollar commander hahaha the shipgirls have more swag over the skk

[hasty wing]

i barely perceive it as one, i think its kind of funny

[shut crane]

$1 is a variable

but they fucked it up somehow

[atomic dew]

the story is still a mess. But at least you know the order of the mess

[tender adder]

format string gone wrong

[shut crane]

it's now an officially ordered mess

probaby missed a comma somehwere

[indigo grotto]

IIRC I remember wisdom cubes + belief + history + legacy = shipgirl

...when would we get a super star destroyer?

[shut crane]

shipgirls are the physical representation of the image humanity has of the ship as a collective consciousness, and the cube is what forms it

[blazing heron]

I assume there's some level of contradiction. When you start the shipyard research Akashi says we could make ships that never existed before, but the operation siren notes says the first shipgirl came about because they used the wisdom cube from the very start of development

So

[indigo grotto]

Yea

Hence the abundance of paper ships

And ships that don't really exist

[blazing heron]

Taking my stupid little kayak out to fight alien warships

[heady pawn]

Research ships aren't built with cubes, except for the mission requirements

[stable plank]

musashi on break during her 12 hour shift at mcdonalds skin when?

[nova elm]

The Wisdom Cubes are Cubes.

[upper flame]

Really sorry but who are the girls that got new oaths skins?

[shut crane]

uhhh

hatsuzuki

[heady pawn]

Chen Hai

Sirius

[indigo grotto]

Fr tho

[shut crane]

I always get stuck on hatsuzuki's name

[indigo grotto]

Hmm

[upper flame]

Sirius got 2nd oath skin?

[indigo grotto]

When would we get missile boats

[shut crane]

there are too many zukis and hatsus

[indigo grotto]

[shut crane]

we have missile boats

ther'es like 4 of them

[indigo grotto]

Not the IB ones

[heady pawn]

Nah she never has one to begin with

[indigo grotto]

[shut crane]

soon™

[indigo grotto]

Actual guided missile cruisers and destroyers

[upper flame]

Oh, I used to think that white dress skin is oath

[heady pawn]

Her sisters got theirs though
Hermione & Black Prince

[uneven forum]

oh that reminds me

[gaunt apex]

people are talking about missiles i just want to see on my IB shipfus Fritz X

[uneven forum]

which shipgirl duo was it again the featured the other with their dresses in one of their skins?

[indigo grotto]

Cold war retrofit of the same Garibaldi as we have in AL

And she has nukes

[heady pawn]

Abruzzi

[upper flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/azur-lane-akagi-1

[uneven forum]

forgot about her too but yeah i was thinking of exeter and uh

[heady pawn]

Georgia & Suzutsuki are present on each other's kimono skins

[indigo grotto]

Forgor who she is

[upper flame]

Exeter

One of forgottens

[shut crane]

boing boing

[indigo grotto]

No wonder why I forgot about her

[silver bear]

Based design

very pretty

[upper flame]

Her sister already got oath IIRC

[silver bear]

Exeter got smacked up by Spee IRL

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[silver bear]

Lost 2 of her 3 twin 8” turrets

before either Ajax or Achilles managed to break Spee’s water filtration system

which kinda fucked her in the long run

[silver bear]

Headpat material

i love Spee’s design

[silver bear]

Swiftsure

[shut crane]

I'm sure to lewd her swiftly

[silver bear]

As god intended

That sentence is weird in a vaccum, lol

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2057489112886878236

幼愛YUME (@_KAWAYAMI_)

https://t.co/CH1D2V2PDf

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 21, 2026, 3:50 PM

[heady pawn]

Looks too clean to be Mog

[silver bear]

That thigh squish, oml

[grave thicket]

Just hit the live 2d button on the new skydiving skin and nearly spat out my drink omg

it looks so silly

[silver bear]

Yeah

[shut crane]

you should see the pins

[grave thicket]

Crazy that these shipgirls wield guns bigger than themselves whilst wearing essentially this

[stable plank]

i bet she actually takes baths. not even dedicated to it

[grave thicket]

nice 👍

[lilac merlin]

we still suffering from morale

[shut crane]

how else will she sell bathwater

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/koishi-get-real-gif-7741986755499031973

[stable plank]

she sells vials of sweat

[silver bear]

The fact that sold at all saddens me

[heady pawn]

Elixir of goonery

[silver bear]

“Potion seller, sell me your strongest potions”

[grave thicket]

wait

[silver bear]

Uhh

[shut crane]

[silver bear]

what was that

misclick..?

[heady pawn]

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514333611453972481/1298647489993244752/yetanotheressexshitpost.gif

[shut crane]

it's just one of the comics

[grave thicket]

Like Super Creek from Umamasume Pretty Derby

Hmmmm

[shut crane]

meido

[grave thicket]

The only thing Britan has going for it

[normal comet]

it's order skk, strip

[nova elm]

Is your port going through the great depression or something?

[nova elm]

Would the Hood

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2056655894616895558

Shika🦌 (@Shika42516408)

#アズールレーン #アズレン #AzurLane

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 19, 2026, 8:39 AM

[shut crane]

reminder, shigure does yuudachi's nails

[nova elm]

EXCUSE ME HELLO?!

THATS GORGEOUS

[shut crane]

and yuudachi meta's nails are also done

[nova elm]

Rawr

No shit Sherlock where else would they Unite, Starbucks?

[shut crane]

what's a starbucks

[nova elm]

Its a buck with a star on it

[nova elm]

10 million sandals aimed for your head young lady

[shut crane]

bratty navi is best navi tho

[real iron]

i dont got any oil left

bruih

[shut crane]

I've been tapping into my storage

[novel bobcat]

how could you, you might need it later

[shut crane]

well, I'm almost done with hte game, so I decided now is when I need it

[real iron]

lucky

[novel bobcat]

might as well start tapping myself

[sacred oak]

Gm nerds

[novel bobcat]

i also always forget i have coins in there, the moment i start running out of coins i just grind 13-4 for a bit

[fathom rose]

bro i have 400 left dont take my oil

[nova elm]

Oh yeah reserves exist

[sacred oak]

Bestest cat

[shut crane]

good cat

[sacred oak]

Inwas kinda wondering how she was speaking underwater

[shut crane]

that cute blush

[nova elm]

Ill gladly process your Carbon Dioxide too

[nova elm]

Good question...

[shut crane]

she's a mermaid

[heady pawn]

Well she is a mermaid in that one

[shut crane]

ofc she can speak underwater

[sacred oak]

She's just wearing a mermaid outfit

[shut crane]

yeah, so she's a mermaid

[heady pawn]

And I don't think shipgirls can actually drown

[shut crane]

gotz forgot she's not a mermaid and needs to actually hold her breath

[novel bobcat]

oh no, constricted by seaweeds

[heady pawn]

The submarines have been to talk underwater since beginning

[shut crane]

ofc they can, they're subamrines

[sacred oak]

Yeah well they're submarines

They're meant to be underwater

Amagi shouldn't be underwater at all

She'd just sink

[nova elm]

I mean I thought the subs can only talk with their riggings on

[sacred oak]

Subs ride their riggings like little underwater vehicles

[nova elm]

Subamrines

[nova elm]

Cars have radios

[heady pawn]

If the age rating were higher, they could have been tentacles

[sacred oak]

Their riggings have nothing to do with them speaking

Although in truth, they should be holding their breaths

[nova elm]

Or like wear a breathing tube like zome of them

[viral matrix]

seaweed looking awfully paper-like

[sacred oak]

Only works near the surface

[nova elm]

Underwater oxygen tanks

[sacred oak]

Some of these girls can dive past 250m

[sacred oak]

None of them have that

[nova elm]

i mean their rigging is large enough to hold that kind of thing so it could very well be hidden

[sacred oak]

I think they just hold their breaths

[nova elm]

Which goes into another anatomy question :

What type of chemicals do these girls breathe?

[shut crane]

always pet your fox

[sacred oak]

Oxygen obviously

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-sundrop-slap-big-slap-gif-24607713

[heady pawn]

They don't breathe with their lungs

[nova elm]

Reminds me alot of that hand

[novel bobcat]

buy it buy it buy it

[sacred oak]

Ok imma go eat now

[clear vapor]

i want to say something funny of how Amagi is our first playable siren since she got this skin but i cant

[ivory oyster]

this isnt the best part lol

[nova elm]

Hmm

[nova elm]

Bye

[ivory oyster]

the best part is you can fish her shells away

[novel bobcat]

Ganj-i-Sawai wants to talk to you

[clear vapor]

[shut crane]

it's ok, she does the hand thing

but petting your fox is better

[nova elm]

Hi upside down shipgirl

[clear vapor]

i guess i was too blind or memory at fault

[nova elm]

Well duh you're too tired

[clear vapor]

dont remind me of my personal life

i AM TIRED

🔥

[nova elm]

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-friedrich-der-große-ulrich-von-hutten-smile-gif-25556549

[ivory oyster]

absolute cinema

now thats (huge) a mermaid

[nova elm]

Actually that makes me question about the giant leviathan creature behind her

Because if that thing is actually alive... Is Sawai literally the Poseidon of AL?

[lilac merlin]

My moraleeee

Where is hotsprings

[viral matrix]

o2

engines still need air to run

[ivory oyster]

so they drink diesel?

[viral matrix]

may as well

[lilac merlin]

out of this bullshit, Im missing the elite and the UR

[normal comet]

skill issue again?

how much you farm before pulling again? 400?

[viral matrix]

whenever i see götz von berlichingen, i always think of the castle itter in austria

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-611235489385760039

[jade charm]

50 more ultra rare tickets left to get U-2501...

[mortal hill]

I stole it

[normal comet]

bro just pulling 15 times and complain that no ur arrived

[jade charm]

i got the sr AND ur in my first 10 pull, i'd be mad too

[clear vapor]

bro having not enough cubes

[jade charm]

if i didn't get them in my first 10 pull

[normal comet]

i get all in 80 pulls

[jade charm]

missing out on the elite one, z15

[normal comet]

the fun in gambling is you don't stop after trying
if i get it in less than 40, where's the fun

[rose spire]

WIFE

[upper flame]

I'm already at 40k

I think I overworked my girls

[normal comet]

that's very indonesian of you

[tepid warren]

yes just got het ? could you show me where i put my pulls at

[mortal hill]

Im surviving this event

[midnight fiber]

Need to get gotz to 200 affinity asap 😅, i want her maxed as soon as possible, but skill books take too long to max all skills 🙁

[sacred oak]

You did 15 pulls and you're already complaining?

[stiff forum]

he wont do that if he got the ship there ig 😭

[novel bobcat]

brother...

[bold bison]

Huuuum

[tepid warren]

aight

[midnight fiber]

Cuz he has no cubes 😅, hence complaining

[sacred oak]

Maybe he should save some up

[midnight fiber]

Agreed

[normal comet]

maybe not even play before this event lol

how will he saving

[atomic dew]

Can’t get cubes if you just delete the game and only come back to rage bait events

[midnight fiber]

His oil cap seems to be above 10k so.... It means he is around or close to level 100

[mortal hill]

"I quit AL!"

proceed to join back

It has been ingrained that AL is rent free

[rose spire]

Yeah man tuff but hey with prayers and my copium I KNOW I’ll get the UR

[sacred oak]

You're boned

[vestal briar]

got it with my first 20 cubes

[midnight fiber]

U still got time 🙂 so good luck

[normal comet]

at some point i be like that too

[novel bobcat]

i just realized...i was clearing maps with my fleet and i had auto mode turned off

haaaaaaaaaa

[rose spire]

Lucky btw wsp penquin been a while

[normal comet]

yoo, your shipgirls just see enemy attack and do nothing

[rose spire]

Nah I’m chilling

[mortal hill]

That's very undecisive of a human being 🤔

[tepid warren]

i got the UR and the Elite and the META soooooooo i just need the SR

[rose spire]

I know

[vestal briar]

yeah man its been ages

[rose spire]

Wym been up too

[novel bobcat]

basically

[mortal hill]

Pick a side bruh

quit or not

[vestal briar]

just finished college

[sacred oak]

I went AFK on a meta boss and still managed to out DPS the four other people who attacked

[upper flame]

🥛

[rose spire]

How’d it go?

[vestal briar]

all good yeah

[atomic dew]

[rose spire]

Good to hear

[atomic dew]

Suwako mentioned

[midnight fiber]

Maybe they were without auto also, the gathering of the forgetful 🤣

[vestal briar]

got until September to do whatever i want lol

[rose spire]

Dam that’s quite some time

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-kitty-pussy-cat-gif-9431944348187876211

plz drop elbe meta omg

[vestal briar]

yeah i gotta find something to do lol

[rose spire]

I understand

[tepid warren]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-zoolander-movie-movie-zoolander-ben-stiller-benstiller-gif-12169139201078736959

grind

[fathom rose]

i m almost 55k

[vestal briar]

just got off wt leave me alone

[mortal hill]

will we leave this guy alone

[tepid warren]

[vestal briar]

thanks 🙏🏻

[mortal hill]

no that was a question

[mortal hill]

You're welcome in advance

[vestal briar]

thats why we use question marks 😡

[errant nest]

damm 3 taihou but no ur ship 🙁

[stable plank]

[novel bobcat]

I see a spider casually making its way across the wall next to me

[mortal hill]

too lazy to press shift

[shut crane]

the boats, they so fat

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gaming-hey-smile-point-gif-16607441

[vestal briar]

wow

[novel bobcat]

doesnt even look like the same emden, its like this is a more grown up version of current emden

[bold bison]

The Z15 costume is insane no matter how many times I see it

[shut crane]

it's like they got more thicc

this fattier look

[normal comet]

more fertile

[lilac merlin]

#trophy-room bugs galore

[mortal hill]

just repair asset

[mortal hill]

or the device has massive skill issue

[bold bison]

Why

[atomic dew]

Did moths eat her dress in the closet?

[lilac merlin]

yes

[normal comet]

i eat her dress

[bold bison]

I can get multiple Z15s, but I can't get any of the others at all

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1506300005948981298/20260216_191006.gif

[lilac merlin]

fixed i guess

[drifting yew]

I can sure use a buni about now

[sly briar]

The grass feels nice

[mystic vapor]

Is he cooked?

[sick crest]

akagi chan

[normal comet]

can manjuu stop them?

[oblique notch]

Boing boing

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2057675636995678321

喵喵球球 (@miaomiaoqiu18)

https://t.co/gWkv6dFxaQ

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 22, 2026, 4:11 AM

[torpid kettle]

more like flapflap

[oblique notch]

Taking a nap on her lap would be divine

[oblique notch]

Could be both

[torpid kettle]

[bold bison]

[fathom rose]

😭

[bold bison]

💥

[low musk]

It Tuff

[bold bison]

cool

[low musk]

Another one

[blazing heron]

Akashi just sent me 300 decor tokens in the mail...she's not a cat, she's the GOAT

[mystic vapor]

Memes

[bold bison]

Memories photos

[mystic vapor]

Would yall help him

[stable plank]

whats up with all of this non boat porn chat in my boat porn channel?

snore thunder, world of boreshits, etc. players are a plague

[novel bobcat]

Why is it getting hotter.. its now 34 degrees...😓

[stable plank]

thats cold. is it snowing?

[atomic dew]

Snort Thunder

[novel bobcat]

Bruh

[stable plank]

well. at least itd start melting soon if it was

[novel bobcat]

Thats degrees celsius

[stable plank]

no it isnt

[bold bison]

Summer is almost here

[atomic dew]

Hes just getting in there before someone else does, you can’t mention any kind of weather without someone turning it into a competition

[mystic vapor]

Bro is not an space marine

[atomic dew]

‘That isn’t as warm as the bite of 87’

[stable plank]

[late shale]

Hmm

[bold bison]

×0

💥

[lilac merlin]

So why isnt the top up shop pinned anywhere

I want people to save as much as the next person

[mortal oyster]

yo wussup

[low musk]

Car not cat

[abstract prairie]

waht

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[nova elm]

Bye Fooki

[mystic vapor]

Bye

Don’t die from supercreek kidnapping you

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138261744599453716/1321380321920290868/togif.gif

[ionic gulch]

@somber steeple

[somber steeple]

ok

speak

[ionic gulch]

how to go space

[somber steeple]

Sign up with Nasa

[ionic gulch]

no illegally

[somber steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040444450268254248/1125832441387548732/image_2023-07-01_025853039.gif

Maybe you should try the way that one guy that believes in flatearth and build a homemade rocket to prove earth is flat

or secondly

try to stole a MIG-31 FoxHound

[stark fox]

Hoffen if you keep mentioning it, I’m gonna put a Kremlin cap on it

Legit every time I see you in here it’s just to yell about the top-Up Shop

Are you getting a commission from Yostar?

[rain valley]

that'd be weird, considering dude doesn't even play the game so doesn't event use the shop himself

[stark fox]

It’d at least explain why he’s still here

[vivid osprey]

I mean you guys pinned a 67 mogador tits gif and while I don't generally agree with Hoffen I'd say the thing that can actually save people money is a lot more reasonable for a pin

Especially given that it's an official thing

[rain valley]

it's already in the news sections

[vivid osprey]

Then I've said nothing. I didn't check server news and spoke before doing my due dilligence

Laugh at user!

[stark fox]

It’s also like… in game

[atomic dew]

Gotta get that massive 5% saving

[woeful badger]

It's about damn time SanRui got a new outfit

[rain valley]

SANRUI

[vivid osprey]

It's more than 5% though, because you don't get violated by Google's commission

[vivid osprey]

Idk how bad it is for ios users

But the play store upcharges pretty hard

[stark fox]

Damn, I can save…. 1 dollar off my 20 dollar purchase?

[tight goblet]

Why is there only 12 loading screens

[radiant glade]

he doesn't know it's in-game since he never opens it

[vivid osprey]

I found that disappointing too

[woeful badger]

I'm broke, every dollar counts

[vivid osprey]

I wanted to choose from all loading screens but it's just a few recent ones

[rain valley]

yeah I'll prob use it for the gems for the SanRui skin
Independence's skin too, once I get a better look at it

[tight goblet]

guys?

[vivid osprey]

I might get the avp skin, I can't really justify it because I never use her but it is very pretty

[vital karma]

[stark fox]

“Recent” dude most of the loading screens are from before LAUNCH

[tight goblet]

guys why is there only 12

am I missing something

[stark fox]

And I haven’t seen this one in like 5 years

[rain valley]

there's a few newer ones
but the main draw is the comics imo

[tight goblet]

oh

[atomic dew]

There’s more than 12, you’re just limited to 12

[tight goblet]

Ohhh

ty sky

[stark fox]

Likely a coding limitation. Like it is only coded to cycle between 12

[vivid osprey]

I was referring to the 12 load screens you can choose if you select the ''load screens'' button

[atomic dew]

If they give you more than 12 they might have to.. delete more of the mailbox or something

[vivid osprey]

There's a couple cool full illustration pics, though. That's true

[stark fox]

….. you mean like the one I just showed….

[vivid osprey]

No, like the one Snow posted right above, as that is the exact menu I'm talking about

[rain valley]

theyb probably only started with 12
because it's not worth the effort of making something bigger until they see if folks actually use it

[pastel oracle]

[silver bear]

Ello

[mortal oyster]

yorkie

[rustic sapphire]

Oh god what is this event even about

[rain valley]

seggs, duh

[stark fox]

Saving the world and horny

[mortal oyster]

didnt knew this was a feature

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-arona-licks-gif-494252915199264994

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506724017036591144/20260520_202125.gif

[mortal oyster]

when did they add it?

[tight goblet]

gimme more

GET BACK TO WORK

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1507775322135990493/20260523_175737.gif

[vivid osprey]

Yee I hope they expand on it with more old art. Damn shame a lot of old load screens get lost to time otherwise

[stark fox]

Wednesday

[wheat star]

I enjoy this a lot

[tight goblet]

more

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shut-up-dont-talk-V0mpTLFzJRrQWkpUcr

[vivid osprey]

In fact, just remove Island Planner entirely and use that freed up storage to add high reso pngs of all the old load screens, who says no

[mortal oyster]

thats a nice feature

[vivid osprey]

I pray for an expansion so I can use more than 1 load screen featuring Shinano

[restive ivy]

wait you can change them?

where do you change it

[tight goblet]

place

[vivid osprey]

Profile

[tight goblet]

you go to thing in style

[rain valley]

overcompensating with the discord and in-game name a bit?

[radiant cipher]

SANRUI

SANRUI

[vivid osprey]

Absolutely

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-8038917888032528445

@torpid kettle

[radiant cipher]

Sanruiiiiii

Aartrghhhh

[mortal oyster]

hey richelieu

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[vivid osprey]

Richelieu took the French boat simp crown from Pig

[rain valley]

must. buy. sexy sanrui skin

[vivid osprey]

Beautiful succession

[radiant cipher]

Sister turq

You are right

[tight goblet]

which skin

[radiant cipher]

Ngggghhhh

[vital karma]

damn

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/chibidoki-booba-neuron-activation-holy-moly-gif-5053887856163567944

[tight goblet]

careful

I got warned with a comment like that

[radiant cipher]

Srsly

These mods man

[meager haven]

Death

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YellowstoneTV-paramountnetwork-yellowstone-yellowstonetv-Ss0vuqq5jGWQVuknW9

[tight goblet]

sea veggie

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/raingump-kto-kounotori-kounotoritoken-lbow-gif-18087919564335202269

[meager haven]

Snom

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/no-nope-tracy-morgan-spfi6nabVuq5y

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/intergalactic-quality-intergalactic-dennice-the-menace-yep-dennis-the-menace-yep-gif-13852416563425310673

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/no-denied-absolutely-not-zugtnKc10U36Y2CL46

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/approved-rating-5-out-of-10-gif-8880409257253792532

[tight goblet]

u cant win in a gif war

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BlackBearPics-henry-cavill-black-bear-pictures-eiza-gonzlez-goN9peynjfdqo8UzFO

[tight goblet]

Im undefeated

https://tenor.com/view/hp-harry-potter-snape-always-stare-gif-17584635

[meager haven]

Yo it’s the CVL I’m currently leveling

[tired crown]

[upper flame]

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-anime-teasing-bleh-gif-17544573

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-boob-hit-abuse-tits-gif-12672932

[vivid osprey]

boys bell bro or some shit idk

[meager haven]

The reverse Perseus girl

[vivid osprey]

French ships quietly have some of the best designs overall tbh

Both Iris and Vichya

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/alisa-mikhailovna-kujou-alya-alisa-roshidere-alya-sometimes-hides-her-feelings-in-russian-gif-7781430448964717735

[meager haven]

They are kinda neat.

[rain valley]

quietly?
very loudly, more like

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1507481585623105617/20260522_223036.gif

french !

[vivid osprey]

I hear you. I just feel they tend to fly under the radar compared to major factions

Other than Mogador maybe

[meager haven]

Help that non of them were on release.

[tight goblet]

bois do be cute

[dense tendon]

Aki

[meager haven]

Kinda gay snom ngl

[rain valley]

something something French bad something
they're peak, people just hatin

[atomic dew]

How very ungay of you

[tight goblet]

stfu sea veggie

[meager haven]

Lu2

[tight goblet]

stfu sky

[tight goblet]

I will flay u alive

I will NEVER forgive u for the crimes u did

[vivid osprey]

Brennus goes bonkers. Design absolutely slaps

The violin 🔥

[tight goblet]

DO NOT BLEH ME BITCH

[pseudo fulcrum]

"I will filet you like a salmon."

[rain valley]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lizard-meme-1--k01KRBZGAHVY2EXQ7VNNQKT7AGP

[radiant cipher]

Pls manjuuuu

[meager haven]

It’s a shame gameplay wise she’s just Eugen but slightly better.

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Yo Wsp Richie

[tight goblet]

its the insect

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/鄰座艾莉同學-alya-sometimes-hides-her-feelings-in-russian-tokidoki-sotto-roshiago-de-dereru-tonari-no-alya-san-maria-kujou-neko-gif-3068993470027684074

[dense tendon]

France

[radiant glade]

@stable plank

[tight goblet]

agreed masha do be better

[sleek cape]

It’s the snow bunny

[tight goblet]

nah

@rain valley is the snow bunny

[atomic dew]

[novel bobcat]

i feel i seen this before....monarch has the exact same pose no?

[meager haven]

It’d never sell outside of merch bro sorry.

[vivid osprey]

Yeah hahaha she fucking sucks, but she gets to sit there and look pretty. That's enough for me

[dense tendon]

don't know

[radiant cipher]

Sup bestie

[novel bobcat]

its just rotated from another angle

[atomic dew]

Was gonna say, why would they put a dress on a character who makes more money when she’s naked

[novel bobcat]

but its the exact same

[vivid osprey]

My favourite is when they just gave up and gave Monarch a Makima cosplay skin

Not even an effort to differentiate it

Just here's Makimarch

[tight goblet]

im sliming out this events ex mode

[novel bobcat]

that was deliberate, it was when chainsaw man aired and she was popular

easy money

[meager haven]

They shoulda made Monarch’s swimsuit skin take place during a storm so you just have her dejectedly at an indoor pool.

[vivid osprey]

I wonder how far these companies can go selling ''references'' before it becomes IP infringement tbh

[meager haven]

10 pixels of pink. Death.

[vivid osprey]

I remember a case in LoL where a skin for Lucian was very, very clearly based on the likeness of a real life football player. That person sued and won, too

[dense tendon]

ayo bro zoom it

[novel bobcat]

thats extremely borderline ngl

[tight goblet]

silence

[atomic dew]

Copyright infringement doesn’t exist in China so it’s ok

[dense tendon]

10 secs deletion

[vivid osprey]

Fair enough

[meager haven]

I will turn you yellow

[cinder lintel]

Who like diet coke

[tight goblet]

you wouldnt do shit

I will dry you out and put u in soup

[meager haven]

Wait what even is snow again

[vivid osprey]

bought 5 bottles of pepsi max a few days ago

[tight goblet]

Im the evolution of rain

[atomic dew]

Frozen water, that’s what

[meager haven]

So steam

[trim gyro]

I got the succubus skin in the lucky bag
got a whole 5% discount from the top up center, wow

[cinder lintel]

What Pepsi max?

[meager haven]

So what my fridge makes got it

[vivid osprey]

Default. It was 2 + 3 free for 1 litre bottles

Otherwise I go for cherry

[tight goblet]

what is sea veggie

something that goes great in soup

[novel bobcat]

but thats ice though, i guess snow would be some state slightly before that

[meager haven]

A nutritious superfood

[tight goblet]

im the evolution of rain

[tight goblet]

nah

the only superfood I can think of is beans

[rain valley]

and kale

[tight goblet]

eww

[meager haven]

Avocado toast is a super food

Buy more avocado toast

[trim gyro]

snow is just ice

[atomic dew]

Blueberries

[vivid osprey]

blueberries are goated real

[rain valley]

a good kale salad is chef's kiss

[cinder lintel]

Oh that good idk why but at my home have Plum flavor

[tight goblet]

ur a microwave chef ye

[meager haven]

Kale isn’t actually the worst thing in a smoothie.

[cinder lintel]

I never try one

[rain valley]

I don't have a microwave

[tight goblet]

because the taste is overpowered by the good stuff

[tight goblet]

ok wtf

[trim gyro]

"superfoods" is just advertisers tricking you into eating some actual veggies every once in a while

[vivid osprey]

Kale and spinach are both elite ''really nutritious but barely taste like anything on their own so they are easy as fuck to blend into other dishes'' veggies

[pliant panther]

they got tissue on tho

[tight goblet]

boobs

[stiff forum]

yet they are still confident

[pliant panther]

so its fine ?

lol

[stiff forum]

💀

[dense tendon]

tissue?

[meager haven]

Mmm spinach

[pliant panther]

wait tissue is clothe in french forgot

sorry

wait

[dense tendon]

looks only applied to st.louis but Honolulu not sure

[late shale]

Hmm

[pliant panther]

i mean fabric

not clothe

[stiff forum]

she just saw you looking at her thats why

[dense tendon]

yee i got it

[stiff forum]

tissue xD

[pliant panther]

same

[dense tendon]

make her more confident

[cinder lintel]

Man am love to eat raw spring onion

[pliant panther]

they very confident

[silver bear]

Hello again

[trim gyro]

spinach, salmon and noodles stir fry is nice, try it

[radiant cipher]

Zaras cake

https://tenor.com/view/tpb612-an-dua-watermelon-eat-quick-gif-16940666

[dense tendon]

*Honolulu

[tight goblet]

who eats cake with a fork

[radiant cipher]

Honolulus cake

Thx friend

[meager haven]

Honolulu needs an oath

[radiant cipher]

I love u

[stiff forum]

nah bro we getting a piece too

[meager haven]

And a retrofit and an augment and an exclusive aux

[radiant cipher]

Ok share

[tight goblet]

wtf

[meager haven]

I need Honolulu to be TEX.

[stiff forum]

thats hot

[novel bobcat]

ay?

[halcyon knot]

Nice angel right there

[stiff forum]

deal

[radiant cipher]

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/hulkhogan-hulk-gif-17214092457981077370

[pliant panther]

wait they dont got any underwear there ???

[stiff forum]

damn i didnt even notice thatxD

[pliant panther]

[stiff forum]

tissue

[tight goblet]

understandable

[pliant panther]

[stiff forum]

great kiana banner

[trim gyro]

oooh you can grab succubus tail

[halcyon knot]

Get your self Holly water

No goons

[radiant cipher]

Holly jolly water

[halcyon knot]

[radiant cipher]

Yeah

[halcyon knot]

No goons allowed in this base

[pliant panther]

they suposed to write sesbian lex

no ?

[pliant panther]

yeah never changed it

[radiant cipher]

Oh wait they posted the full version oh my gawd

[stiff forum]

they sitting there for now

[radiant cipher]

Ethereal

[pliant panther]

got it since i had 4 hos in the same 4 pull

[stiff forum]

peak

[silver bear]

Fuck i am bored

[rain valley]

when the sesbian lex becomes a regular thing

[silver bear]

ive been out on the road all day

[static sparrow]

Making opsi grind a breeze

[pliant panther]

so i bet there zero cosplayer doing this exact outfit

with no change

[real iron]

hot

[pliant panther]

i would not even do it at home

[silver bear]

The MassaBart ship carried by like, 2 people

[rain valley]

Bois Belleau?

[silver bear]

Honestly based

[dense tendon]

yee

[stiff forum]

sus

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[dense tendon]

what's?

[worthy pagoda]

i've seen st. louis cosplay though

[tight goblet]

woah

insect I didnt know u did those things

shame

[stiff forum]

[pliant panther]

with no underwear ?

[sleek cape]

Somebody get this snow bunny outta here

[tight goblet]

im not a snow bunny

im just snow

[dense tendon]

they're always did it

[tight goblet]

so silence insect

u get squished

[sleek cape]

Snow bunny

[pliant panther]

?

[tight goblet]

unless ur a earth worm

[pliant panther]

what that mean .?

[tight goblet]

earthworms are good

[dense tendon]

nothing

[viral matrix]

that is not a term you should be using here, mister gooner

[ember spindle]

bnuuy

[worthy pagoda]

no idea

[pliant panther]

tape can save a cosplay but that a level of risky that too high

[stable plank]

[tight goblet]

tapes are good

[tight goblet]

food sound

[dense tendon]

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-sovetsky-soyuz-sovetsky-soyuz-azur-lane-soyuz-soyuz-azur-lane-gif-7169484723896365081

[atomic dew]

if it’s a photoshoot they probably just edit out the nips anyway

[tight goblet]

chat someone asked me how gooner was azur lane

how do I respond

[restive ivy]

i never play doa but shes so gorgeous

[rain valley]

"extremely, but also extremely good at it"

[pliant panther]

i mean the no underwear

[tight goblet]

not that bad right

[rain valley]

same
her and Yukino are my favs from the collab

[pliant panther]

wait the image been deleted

welp

[rain valley]

AL is known as one of the peak gooner gachas at this point

[tight goblet]

hmm

[ionic gulch]

Damn boobas

[tight goblet]

I will destory you someday

[pliant panther]

[tight goblet]

remind me to go up north and slime ur ass out

[rain valley]

... kinky?

[visual cedar]

hmm? prove it

[tight goblet]

FUCK NO

[pliant panther]

huge

[versed pulsar]

bois is so cute

[dense tendon]

the game icon

[ionic gulch]

boob inflation

[forest sparrow]

Bois Belleau getting more attention than the clearly superior Boise

[pliant panther]

yeah

[visual cedar]

thats everyday stuff even if i am not playing other games i am sure other know more gooner games

[pliant panther]

she covered up

[rain valley]

I like that top better, hella cute

[stiff forum]

[tight goblet]

shininao is peak

dont kill her

DONT DO IT

[rain valley]

green, so allied

[tight goblet]

o

[stiff forum]

nuh uh

[tight goblet]

its been a while since I played

[late shale]

Hmm

[ionic gulch]

@tight goblet can I turn you into a ice cream

[tight goblet]

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET ASKED THIS

NO

[vivid osprey]

Elise is real hot

The only collab character that made me crack and commit some pulls

[dense tendon]

it's better

[ionic gulch]

"yes'

[tight goblet]

no

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[ionic gulch]

Would be a waste if the nature melt you instead

[tight goblet]

I skipped all collab events until I heard one of the collab characters was really really good in world 15 and 16

[merry robin]

Hi snow

[pastel oracle]

[tight goblet]

I am immortal

[merry robin]

Enty waif

[tight goblet]

hi

[merry robin]

Chinese characters be like

[tight goblet]

I AM IMMORTAL

[pliant panther]

Yes

[tight goblet]

also which chinese characters u talking about

[rain valley]

her and Yukino from the DOA stuff, peak
made a secondary anti-light fleet with a few collab characters for them

[merry robin]

Well those Chinese anime characters

Authors be scaling them insane powerfull

[tight goblet]

eh everyone in those animes are immortal

theyre quite litrally called immortals

[merry robin]

Turq

[merry robin]

Best lap pillow

[pliant panther]

Yes

[tight goblet]

oh ya I skipped mogadors event

I forgot

[merry robin]

The atom bomb?

[pliant panther]

Lewd

[rain valley]

she's coming back in June

[tight goblet]

skipping it once again

[merry robin]

No bunker can hold mogador bomb

[rain valley]

she is the bunker buster

[vivid osprey]

Guessing this is WoWs? Looks super cool, unfortunately I am a capital T tourist and know nothing about that game

[rain valley]

nope, one of my fleets for AL

[vivid osprey]

Oh word up. That's a cool-ass interface

[rain valley]

the power of PowerPoint

[vivid osprey]

You hand-made that? Kudos. I thought it was some external tool you could use to export fleet comps

High quality stuff

[rain valley]

ty! yeah been building that bit by bit. makes it way easier to manage fleet and gear changes

[visual cedar]

you change gears :o

[late shale]

Hmm

[vivid osprey]

Yeah once you have the framework set up it becomes a matter of switching boxes around I'd wager. But it's getting that initial framework done that'll suck up all the time hahaha

[uneven wharf]

The girls this event are being very shy 100 pulls in and no event ships 🙁

[vivid osprey]

I have performed an eldritch ritual with as of yet unknown consequences on your behalf. You will get a random event ship in your next 20 pulls

[visual cedar]

i also fear that i must pity

[vital karma]

[uneven wharf]

I naturally have very poor RNG so…

I think Lexi II just wanted to put on her qi-po because she showed up in 20 pulls for me…

[rain valley]

yay to a skippable event for me

[tight goblet]

hmm

[vital karma]

I just realized when I was doing the daily triple boost I was using just Enterprise and Belfast

[vivid osprey]

I mean have you ever had to wash out a coffee or tomato stain

I feel she's underselling how much effort that takes

[mystic vapor]

What would you do if theses three are after you

[vital karma]

[mortal hill]

Mogaodr dive

[mystic vapor]

I’ll run

[hasty wing]

what did i do

why are they looking for me

[vital karma]

They want the commander

[ionic gulch]

You became yandere target

[grand lodge]

Have Balti & Pittsburgh scare them off

[mystic vapor]

Are they that scary

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-baltimore-valleyball-winner-nice-try-gif-20010670

Yea

[dense tendon]

probably

[grand lodge]

She even dunked on Minneapolis

[pliant panther]

Probably ?

[dense tendon]

face the fate

[dense tendon]

perhaps

[pliant panther]

Mmm

No certainly ?

[analog nebula]

Hi! Can someone please tell me when Hood's new skin will show up?

[sick crest]

No

[analog nebula]

Ah. Alright, thanks!

[placid gulch]

should be next week, but there's a chance it's a merch tie-in skin, so it may not show up in EN at all for a bit

[sick crest]

Your welcome

[dense tendon]

yeah

[analog nebula]

I absolutely love Hood and I want to get that skin for her haha. She's really majestic.

[mortal hill]

Eh it must be during week 3 or collab event

[silver bear]

i haven’t seen any explicit statements abt it being not for sale SoonTM

But we’ll see

[stiff forum]

is this the thing?

[placid gulch]

just saying, it's a possibility

it's such a pretty skin tho

[silver bear]

please Manjuu

don’t fuck me over here

i will actually crashout if its not available for EN

cuz ive been asking for a dress like that for like a yr and a half

[analog nebula]

I heard it's tied to some special purchasable but I remember we also had another skin similar to this (merchandise wise) and we were able to buy it with gems like a normal skin anyway.

[placid gulch]

the , yes

[silver bear]

It also does pop up in her skin roster as “event”