#al-general
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Im going halfway akagi to japantag xd if anyone is around say hi 😉
real
I have the luxury of having money since I do not smoke or drink while staying healthy
i would probably explode if i smoked
turns out addiction is beyond expensive

poor lungs
asthma is epic
they did not deserve the punishment
i hate the smell of cigs and pot anyway so
likewise

i have considered trying one of the like low dose thc vape pens or whatever
but considering breathing is hard when theres mild particulate in the air its probably not a good idea

surprise, taking stuff into your lungs has problems
hmm, this is the best sub gear, but gold 
I like gooooold
i also got a lot of 2nd hand smoke as a kiddo
well... Gold looks nice
my lungs are straight cheeks bro
oh nice, Janus' skin is L2D 
sad part about that...there was little knowledge that it was even harmful than actual smoking back in the days, so people trying to relieve stress ending up causing more damage to others.
unc
man and i feel old thinking about how i turn 24 in 3 months
02026

but ye tho i am acutely tuned to cig smell
the fuckin smell itself is enough to make my chest tighten up
sneeef
surely atago will get a new skin in the 2nd round
surely

the cope is stronk
one can cope
I feel bad for Kaga, sniffing Akagi's tails is like dealing with 2nd hand smoking

but hey atleast atago getting a skin is possible unlike neptunia rerunning
for sure
Laffey II is Laffey's retrofit right?

oh dear
does he know?
im guessing thats a no
he doesnt know
no laffey 2 is a different ship
😭
like how yorktown 2 is a different ship
ham man 2
sexington
Bisko Zwei
es sex
atago kai that is absolutely coming trust me guys
Oh hey it's the High Performance Hydraulic Steering Gear
please remember to check your washing machines for a chibisex before turning it on
same for dishwashers and dryers
be a responsible pet owner
please check for hot waifus
we need more tosa
fucking stupid the game wont let us use old loading screen
omg a wild Arsene has appeared!
arsene gone wild
we should uhh
Dumb Arsene
kill arsene with hammers like what me and my friends would have done to E.T i tell you hwat
just put it in game feedback
i love that tweet

glow that wow
the wow has been glow'd
who's that Pokémon
Still waiting for Yamato to be buildable (Might have to wait until the end of time)

i sleep now
ight

Gn dumb arsene
one must cope
if anything i want CA-69
boston
and i really hope her VA does a shitty boston accent
i would love that
I really want uss Missouri preußen conqueror and Hms dreadnought added
i want boston so i can go back to only bitching about atago skins
Cv rerun is soon
We already have Yamato at home
THIS Will Be the Britains UR Sub
H.M.S M1
and yes u ssee right.... a Sub with a MASSIVE 305mm Main Gun...
Who design that😭
a British guy with compensation problems
ALSO here u see Prinz Eugen
H.M.S Prinz Eugen
and YES
That is a 450mm Main Gun..
This has been an issue for how long now?
Is this a monitor?
and still not properly fixed?
i never had that issue, What u playing on?
ldplayer
oh it has been around for a very good while
YES, The HMS Prinz eugen of the Lord Clive class Monitors
ever since Lion update
Ahh i play on Bluestacks
you don't get to complain about technical issues when you're using an emulator
Just play on phone
complain to whoever makes the emulator, don't complain here
if its been an issue for over 6+ months
Damn so Prinz Eugen's turning blonde now and suddenly she has a redcoat 
Not everyone wants to put a 100GB Game soon to be on a Phone with ony 256Storage ya know....
WELL.... The HMS prinz eugen is WWpre WW1 up to 1930s.... SOOO... MAYBE Eugen said Fuck this British Shit i Go Full German!
not just that, but if you do not touch grass, you will phone will eventually die out much faster from overplaying
phones are not meant for the long hall like actual computers
literally never had that problem
Lol tbf being a heavy cruiser is an upgrade from being a Monitor
I play azur lane on Samsung fridge
LUL LUL
my phone has had some problems from overplaying
I play
nothing major, but I do not want to push my luck
i mean when u look at her German service that is Actually a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Upgrade.
Maybe for AL's 10th anni, they redo every ship girl's assets to make them more uniform and bring their art up to date
so they stop being a clusterfuck of rez's
and maybe pigs will fly

I was surprised when Marvel SNAP being a mobile only game decided to adapt to PC as well.
pig became bacon
its just the trend
people want to play these mobile games also on their PC
without the need of third party emu
by people, you mean you
Well atleast considering Monitors aren't really that used so the bar wasn't high in the first place
Since the CA standards Prinz Eugen is very average
Not great not terrible
(and was a port queen a lot of times because those boilers weren't exactly the most reliable)
nah i agree, after my emulator somehow corrupted itself this week and AL is litterally the only thing i need it for
AL not having a desktop client is a pain in the ass
how do you unlock the SP and EX stages
I know it is not a Yongshi problem cause Aether Gazer has a native pc client
D3
how do you unlock the thicc?
probably refuse to make a pc client for many reasons unspecified
its not yostar fault either
🅱️ostar
because Stella Sora, their own game, runs on toasters on PC
Huh who is this?
Azur Promilia will have pc client too
it's i-404
before i would argue that its because the only way global could do payments was via google or apple stores
but now AL has its own top-up site for global
how much money do they need to make until they give us a pc client
Can we have 3rd sequel bru
maybe this is a sign (delulu)
crosswave is second
money could be an issue, but it is not just that
got to make more profit, google play was taking a bit too much
which is funny cause i now pay like 30% less via their own top-up store
is it that they cant port it, because of spaghetti code or whatever
that is another issue
I SEE BIG FAT BOOBAS i SQUEEZE Big FAT BOOBAS!
but there is even more
People began to realize how much google/apple took in profit over AL
porting unity games is easy enough, supporting a multi platform client costs a lot more though
Yea Manjuu is like...we are not like Cygames or other indie teams
Please buy everything from the Yostar Top Up store! You save so much money on all your favorite items you like buying
Yostar isnt small
sorry meant to say Manjuu
what if you spend the money you use t buy pulling currency in other games and instead buy gems to get thicc women
Manjuu is pretty much a team of 2 devs having a small corner in the Yostar office
im glad more and more gachas are realizing the scams that are the google/apple play stores and opening their own top-up sites
(and it saves me money so thats great)
apple fought so hard to not let people pay outside their system
well, epic didn't want to give up a cut of their money
Well they had the right idea
they're big enough company they can manage their own payment systems, why would they want to give a cut to apple
imagine this: we get a PC client, then they want to release a patch and one of the clients just doesn't work because of a bug that only exists in one version
shit like that is far more common than you think and it usually means delaying patches
a wild trauson appears
Im at japa tag
sounds far away
it isn't, he's right there
Dont get close to me or my aircraft provider
...
Then pikachu is no use let see what poki ball i use
Blue eye white dragon i choose you
Ok Takao lover
That not the french sub ?
The 203s on Surcouf also have a very large field of fire compared to M1
rare sighting
Ohhh better salvo
can friedrich aim her orbital cannon better lowk she aint hitting shi
Why the english have to copy it and make it worse
the USN also had some look at large Subs with 2x4 8” (203mm) guns
utterly hilarious idea, but hey ho
there were no rules for submarines in the treaties at the time so everyone thought they were being clever by making submarine cruisers
A quad 203mm gun ?
2 barrels in 4 turrets
ACTUALLY... M1 Came before Surcouf
Yeah
the French Copied the British
hamhurger
They copied the design and made it faster

Jk
The person in charge of the project what if we made a battleship but that can sink at will ?
Would not work...
the M1 Allready with only 1 Gun alone had a 10 min procedere to Water tighten the gun beforee diving and bla bla bla... Havin quad turrets means u have 1 hour just to prepare.... Its Stuppid....
Just gotta make it fast
but yeah, its wildly inefficient
Like automatic
you know they don't have to do the guns one at a time right?
Just gotta do them all same time in 5 min and its done
didnt Surcouf just kinda vanish
I bet its a easy sonar target
idk a whole, whole lot abt subs as a whole
sonar was not a thing in the interwar period
And in ww2 ?
eventually
your camera is tilted?
Its okay its 33 here 10% more heat


Gonna be 36 next week
Oof
It sooo hoot it like i am on sauna
not actually how that works
That how it feel and that all that count
takes 25 years for skk levels...
👋
Yeah 1 day she was here.. Next Day POOOF... gone like if thanos Snapped.
Because i dont care that is 309°k at the place of 306°k all that count is that it feel more hot
Even during in summer it always heating like i am on sauna
in that case you want to measure in eagle units
freedom units
wrong channel
hmmm
perfect
other countries might be offended if they could understand what they were saying
Its 33°c the normal average is suposed to be 21°c
Im dying
Right now here are OKAY 27 Degrees..
Why doesn't all text appear at once in the story?
Gimme me that heat i give you mine
Why does it still scroll across?
33°c for free
Yeah but its imperial units
Youll be dead at 61°c so has to be f pat pat
Yeah, i had a moment
I saw someone type Celsius in chat
And just autocorrected my own comment, lol
I types kelvin too
I need blessings, I'm halfway through hard pity with berlich
Rip
I wonder how people that did live in like New York felt in ww2 when there was 100% humidity and 40°c weather in the sea while its suposed to be winter for them
Tropical Area in a nutshell
traditional housing here leave ground floor fully open for reasons more than just heat ventilation
make sure to recalibrate your respawn point
hi
bro wtf is wrong with u
hi crow
?
Y;know, I was hoping by now we'd have better ways to clear maps
Electronic warfare boogaloo
Snarky Devil need to be corrected
Time to gamble all my cubes on alsace
How the hell?
Should i ring new jersey and roon or get swmming skin for alsace?
atp block him bru
yep 
Valorant?
INDO?
YEAAAA BOYS
Woo SEA spotted

ALAMAK
ADA 2 ORANG INDO
Indo semua anjir, ganti server indo la
Berlin
3
Goddamnit
ANJIR WTF IS THIS
Minum nasi lemak

U KNOW what we need?
in Azur lane?
Pan Americans and especially Aztect Inspired ships
THAT BLOODLUST to Please the Gods gonna be Millenial!
Move before we get fucking sniped by a sniper
But is it that guy played valorant with you
Götz von Berlichingen
Cuz he said you chilling in valor rng


..... Why suddenly im thinking amagi Soup
since when could we choose the loading screens?

this week\
Its been a 5+ year ask
finally coming

Do you guys know if the Alsace rerun will have the support tickets or not
The pull support
Ga ada server AL info wak
WHAT
Aztec Azur lane Girls WE NEED THEM!!!!
Skill One BLood to the Gods!
Skill 2 MORE BLOOD to the GODS!
M250 mentioned rah🗣️ 🔥
Btw that character name Monna, monna the Montana
NOO

*pucuk ubi pucuk kangkung
Banyak bunyi pecah muncong
Pantek!!!*
Montana bb67

no way six seven

OC Kansen USS Montana BB-67-4
more dorm space, doko
A+
i wonder why is it always big chests? 
And another missing class.... Imperatritsa Mariya class battleship (OC)
AL is missing Montana class and Imperatritsa Mariya class
more secretary space
i want to have a full feet
Full big boobs
So what brings you here in azur lane server?
idk
Me? Heh just hanging around

Wana enter some server?

no
Dk tbh but I played the game so
Okay you're good to go
“Do you wanna enter a server”
that has the same energy as “i got free candy”
Chen
Server azur lane indo ngak seramai azur Lane official Wak gw udah join beberapa tahun lalu 
man my luck is sucks
nonono
"I'll just punch them through... AT TOP SPEED!"
It's fine to me I'm out of storage space 
Just didn’t click
uhhhhhhhhhhhh is there a way to survive this p— what.
Green mint nugget
Is this me or 
not often
cat:
Azur lane ALSO needs to FINALLY Build up the Netherlands man.. We still just have 3 Ships man....
i want to have THAT SKIN OMFG
hold on wtf is that game
naughty cats:
we need more choco ships or different bodytypes
Fusou, my favourite Sakuran ship
Azur Lane obviously
hmmm
u want choco ships? Wait for africa to come to Azur lane
Fusou dah
【Commemorative Illustration】
"I knew you would come back. Hehehe... No matter who you are, you can't escape from a witch's grasp."
After the next maintenance, a large number of L2D dress-up options, including "August von Parsival," are scheduled to be implemented!
Look forward to it!```
it looks a little off
new AL jp post
you can even get Fuso on WT but her sister is a Premium ship
body type? i mean big boobas is a great variation of body type heh
when middle east
cuz i can dude
nothing better to do in their life, idk
bruh.
i have a life and do a lot thank you very much
Doubt yourself man
epic burn
already did :/
at least, not like me... watching femboys in various dresses.
re zero Subaru looks real good as a woman
...
Diablo from tensura would look good as a woman too
not my tastes but whatever floats your boat
primordial demons can change to any gender they want

I didn't doubt myself, now I have a job, gf, happy family, yet my fences keep breaking due to bad weather
Good for you?
Horses got out
have u gotten married yet? 
I might marry her once either I go to Germany, or she comes to me
Though we don't live far away from each other
js how many ppl like iron blood bro?
My gf is the only German I like
La baguette
is it Prinz Eugen for the fucking love of God's sake?
no
The eos
she cosplay? 
Meanwhile
a lot of them hate them because they can't tell a fictional faction of Real Life Germany
she wants to, too afraid to ask parents
DAMN
young Soyuz
oh why she raising her feet
I did the math, and once she moves further North in Germany, we will only be 1100km apart
of course D3 is dogshit.
I can do you one better
that's like walking distance
lol
Oh no
jinx
can i say the n-word.
the glow stick is rising
Neutronium?
Oh I didn't know formi is so short
Nipple?
Nuke?
juan we gotta problem
Nincompoop
Nickel
Neubaufahrzeug?
Obese
I love plushies 
so expensive
Indeed
why does bro hate on rias
bro probably likes Gasper
"Ew, a GIRL!"
I want to buy a DP-12 figurine to put on my shelf, but it comes out to like 300 USD, lol
Oh hell nah

SHE THE TYPICAL BITCH I DON'T LIEK 
Bro rias is one of the best character in dxd
you don't have to like a typical bitch, you just have to use her to get the bitch you want
gimme weiss
aight bruh
I need to fix this

that's the Shakespeare
Akeno laughing in the corner
i didn't hear her Ara Ara
Akeno and Rossweisse are right there
I like my Valkyries... got armor to peel
SO TRUE Yeah Grayfia is Best Charackter 100%
Oh no she's drunk
Underrated as hell
we need DxD collab rn asap
everytime I see grayfia, I think of sakuya

would you rather have...
A.Rent a GF collab
B.Oshi no Ko collab
C.••@• rerun
I'm fucking lazy to spell their names
good thing we all have different favorites lol... after Koneko there is Asia and third is Akeno and last is Rias
so I'mma go with the fuck all route
which way would you choose?
Highschool DxD or Highschool of the dead they are peak
Love Live... Nozomi toujou
comes with Eli Ayase
bugsnax collab
idolmaster if they use Cinderella girls
rose on high tower rerun cuz i need lion
ISTG you can see where the switch from "sane" to "absoloute fan service" occured
no one has chosed grayfia at all! 
both collabs would be vastly improved from the source since no males
yes. i pointed this out. but the people have said the game is always this way
how will this impact the generation if the game became for all ages
If they fix everything than just using Cinderella Girls onwards
Less Gooners less income ofc lol
Dead
Just
Straight up dead game
Dead
it was never an all ages game
AL joins Concord
I just started playing and let me tell you, it was a system shock to go from Enterprise to Morgador's skydiving boobs in the span of a day
Concord is crap lol there are far better games out
just comparing Eugen and Belfast at launch to their most recent skins is enough to prove them wrong
if AL decided to sanitize all their gooner stuff to genshin-levels of safe,it will EoS much faster than the light
Yeah ideally speaking people shouldve entered before 2020 or something so they could actually see the shift to all boobas in real time
I just saying if a game turns 180 degree on its appeal, it will dies as fast as concord
And you are going to miss neptunia?
Diabetes, the shipgirl
for real games die so fast these days
BD2 attempted to do it,but thankfully it failed thanks to boycott
real
TikTok brained masses
Her name is concord
every new gachas that came out dies like a week or two xD
remembered how fast people went from among us to fallguys, then to another game
I find this argument train so annoying, “if you don’t like softcore porn, then you clearly want no fan service whatsoever”
don't try watching roblox tiktok on fucking God 
even if it looks good at first focus
indeed
AI slop gachas
Yiu can dial it down
rip Eversoul

and still have fanservice
well the ones without them also dying no diffrence
holy shit I'm hitting them moves
Well most gachas dont last past the first year
Don't get me started when it is a Large IP, then the gacha is horrendous to the point its either comparable or worse than FGO, which isn't good
Ones like Azur Lane or FGO or similar are the exception by a wide margin
well they don't need to dial it down... just wish they stop making more and more outrageous designs
That happens to any gane in general now that theyre generally easier to do and people have a lot more time on their hands
plateau the lewdness level
i swear everytime i look at the Tulipa Faction i think about that childhood carton about elfs i watched...
Shadow of the Elves
Genshin Impact vs Wuthering Waves explained in one gif
i personally would just like the base design to be more conservative
I still can't comprehend how Crossing Void fucking fumble, even though they're always biased with SAO Unit releases
then go hog wild with skins
fans you mean
everytime i see a post about either genshin or wuwa,it's either about the game itself or just pure tribalism wars
do a blue archive vs zenless zone zero
bru
truly t34 moment
T34 which T34?
American T34
American T34
Russian T34
i have an idea...
american t34 is the strong one
while russian one is faster
get the commie stuff outta here
what if i make the teyvat-solaris 3 war scenario
well iam grinding for t90A
Solaris wins
the t34 will blow 3 times if you shoot using this
Mommy Neptune doesn't like what you're doing

i need to grind Japan Naval for Fuso.... and get German Jets .... so much to do and so less time
same
I personally feel adding so many SPGs to WT was a mistake
If you ask me, its basically a group that literally has Stockholm Syndrome against another group that's just really really loud
Id side with the latter because Stockholm Syndrome guys arent fun
When the game has been long stagnant
Gacha players when they realize they can like more than one game
15cm sIG 33 B Sfl has entered the chat
Goofy shitbox

my love
hitting the BT-5 in the turret and sending his commander’s skull into LEO
virgins always argue the same old boring "poowa vs genshit"
chads only debate on AL vs BD2's gooning
well it does good damage
its a meme
Ok
But woe be the .50cal
Both games are kinda shit tbh
I got T-29
I just don’t vibe with Genshin style gameplay
big ass shell
i hate this so much Yesterday i was stuck on 99% with Hindenburg as well
Better move on for now 
i am cursed or something idk
yoster'd xD
One more ship to MLB lmao
Something something Hysilens mogs both genres
I've had something weird happen today
2 more tanks till t90 A
I was laying on the bed, watching TV, when I felt something move in my right ear
Genuinely what the fuck is that name
WRONG ONE
I reach to it, and it was a solid piece of dark wax
idk even as a German myself i am confused by these names even on that Puma light tank i feel i get a stroke
Holy aura farm
did you know it has a 14.91cm gun
The 15cm SlG is the gun mount
Can’t we just name it tank like the 50th tank made or sum like that
Cool outfit
Change the fucking name holy propaganda it is NOT 15cm
That gun was a stand alone arty piece
Not necessary including the mount in the name
Before they stuck it into a SPG chassis
rounding up I guess
hahahaha
Gotta make more custom sights too
Its name should be 14.91cm sIG 33 B SfI
I want to learn to do custom skins
That first one means “armored Scout Car” iirc
Ah, yes. My favourite tank, the “Pz.Sp.Wg.P204(f) KwK 39/1” yeah nobody is saying that
At least the second one is slightly less bad
IS series you gotta play like a SPG
17cm german guns being like 17.25cm
the first one was a French one Captured by Germans xP
drive backwards
the reload doesn’t really permit an aggressive playstyle
Cringe ass
I guess it was to make it more scary
Did they just mix the names together????
Do you think they'll ever run out of ships
engine block is easier to repair than dead comrade ivan
the (f) stands for French
idk but they used something interesting they put the first letter of the country into Captured Equipment on that tank there is a (f) meaning French
Makes sense
Could of just changed the name whole
Actually a shitfuck playstyle
panzer spa wagen something p204(the chassis)(f French) kwk 39/1 being the gun
i don’t really like to be gamey like that
the ISs are also just not my favorite tanks, nor do i really like that BR bracket
i preferred the KVs
idk, a lot of people drive backwards with such tanks
and the people aint dumb that they will shoot at engine they will go for the head man
like the M6 and T1 tanks
😭
i just hate it cuz of how stupid it is
i sometimes go for the tracks or engine lol
I get the DP-12 skin in France too
you make them unable to move by the tracks
I hated playing the Jumbo
the broadside most of them are made weak
i just can’t make it work
i always trey to deflect the shells that is fired
Why is there War Thunder talk in my al-general smh 🥀
i know ... lol imagine you do serious damage as a light tank on heavy ones
the 76mm one is fun
who mentioned war thunder

Anywho, i cast Tacos
dw just shoot anywhere around the head on t34 it will fucking explode
i cast U-2501

i wish my tanks had 4 sec reload time lol
light ones
2 more hours until i get U-2501
goodluck mate
just buy Somua SM
i was grinding like crazy for U-2501 Oil and Morale are always a thing lol
The best part of the event grind is getting like 1.5k coins each run
I got to a point where just doing the dailies for the rest of the event will get me the 300 tokens for the 2nd U-2501 copy
Back to chill mode
good
gday
Yo
Hopefully Alsace is around the end of June
And we just get little events for the time being after the event
I doubt they'll give you that much rest lol
No😭
I just want to grind cubes since I got unlucky this event
yes
yes
literally
do i get saint louis skin, emden or soyuz's
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Yes
wait theres an event on-going
the electric bills won't pay for itself
but your kidney will
i see no problem

do i forfeit my mortal possessions
I just want her man😔
Same bro and Moritz
I WANT THAT SKIN HEILIGE SCHEIßE!
AL is making me go broke lol there is Mog Skin as well
thought u have it 😮
nope i don't have anything Mog related lol
I got Moritz I got everyone except götz and submarine but submarine is easy to get
now there are Z15 and Roon skins too
crap Manjuu why are you doing this to me?
too bad Roon is only static ...
yo check pins
how do you whisper something into someone's ear while skydiving?
sound works differently at that altitude and speed
mog can do anything xD
except figure out what clothing is apparently
Whisper...?
oh btw
Sure
bleses you
is mog's skin like the only one that has unique audio due to the helicopter
well the clothing would be gone in that scenario anyway xD
which is the exact opposite of what you want to do actually
it gets colder the higher up you go
They literally are warships
I doubt a little cold is gonna harm them
i know, but tali's statement was just blatantly wrong






why is it 30 degrees outside....








