al-general

[modern moon]

Taste like bitter tea

[rose spire]

Uhhhhh I’ve seen a lot of pans get set on fire but I think you did

[rose spire]

Did you go to the doctors after

[weary trellis]

[dusk schooner]

Now that I think about it this is probably what @sour granite looks like irl

[weary trellis]

[mystic vapor]

Guys would new jersey be an good chef

[sour granite]

[mystic vapor]

Can she cook an 5 star meal

[maiden kayak]

She would make some good gabagol

[mystic vapor]

Indeed

[drifting yew]

Buni buni buni

[mystic vapor]

Also i think uss arzonia woild drive an lav-ad to pick you up

[maiden kayak]

I eat the bunny

[drifting yew]

Whaaa

[dusk schooner]

She'd throw a PB&J at you and call it a gourmet meal

[mystic vapor]

For context that

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cutting-bread-two-plaid-aprons-slicing-bread-splitting-the-bread-gif-17903064354684738803

[maiden kayak]

She seems more like someone who would a beat up Toyota Hilux from the 80s

[mystic vapor]

Did she spend her pay checks from navy all on gambling

[maiden kayak]

No that was me

[drifting yew]

[maiden kayak]

And I thought my spine was bad

[drifting yew]

Too many bunis about to morb

[maiden kayak]

Bonkable

[rose spire]

We know where all the weight goes

[weary trellis]

nothing like a Neutronium spinal implant can't fix

[dusk schooner]

Why big boobs but barely any on thighs

[maiden kayak]

My spine is looking like a question mark

[weary trellis]

equivalent exchange?

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-u556-formidable-sorry-not-sorry-sorry-gif-20386140

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire check insta I sent something absolutely peak

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/collection-starwars-lightsaber-gif-8133406

[rose spire]

Holy Shi you actually did

[steep bobcat]

How many did it take u for thr UR

[modern moon]

No

[lilac merlin]

this was Pippa's cube count

[modern moon]

Rip Buff meowfficer

[real hamlet]

thank you

[maiden kayak]

The entire population of elias the nanosecond i open trickal be like

[sleek cape]

Hi guys here’s NJ in 1981-1982

[rose spire]

You might have permanent random effects

[rose spire]

Yoooooo nj

[maiden kayak]

Hornet II better

[drifting yew]

I~

[sleek cape]

Not the AL girl

The BB

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1371785761543688203/1458644095579979849/attachment-26.gif

[modern yoke]

It's different with my Sylla

Pat Pat

[maiden kayak]

HAS MY BELOVED HORNET BEEN REDUCED TO AN AZUR LANE CHARACTER

[maiden kayak]

Sylla ain't safe from my spam bonk

[modern yoke]

[sleek cape]

Me and my Iowa class photo collection

[solid apex]

Ironically, the only one I haven't rolled yet is z15. Just thought that was an interesting coincidence.

[steep bobcat]

oh im blind

[maiden kayak]

Bonk

[mental coyote]

I have only rolled Elbe meta

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/phrolova-phrololo-phrolova-wuwa-wuthering-waves-phrolova-wuthering-waves-gif-10264495390712235973

[lilac merlin]

hm?

[lilac merlin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/trickal-6

[ember spindle]

mahjong soul and heaven burns red are on steam, so yostar accounts have to have steam bind to make their login process not stupid

[jade sigil]

guys i havent got the time to check into the current event rn

can anyone summarize me abt the updates pls?

[mystic vapor]

Basically

Iron blood expansion

[jade sigil]

riel?

[ember spindle]

skk finds themself in another shithole of a world again, namely the one that koeln meta and regensburg meta are from

[jade sigil]

like the event about iron blood?

[maiden kayak]

So frankfurt

[jade sigil]

so 3 new iron blood shipgirls

who is the ur?

[mystic vapor]

Uh

I think iam forgetting one

[jade sigil]

wait is it this girl?

[ember spindle]

that's the exchange ur, and the second image is the gacha ur

also please laugh

[jade sigil]

uh wuh

uh like VI VII

oh

67

haha

[lilac merlin]

[mystic vapor]

Also this little jit

[jade sigil]

alright i will try using my meagre 30 cubes to see whoever i can bag home

[nova elm]

German Unicorn

[jade sigil]

this event really got immaculate gooning material

[nova elm]

Name checks out

[mystic vapor]

I only have slight issue u-2501 her not being silent or making nosies due her holding an handle in her mouth

But everything else pretty cool

[jade sigil]

a handle?

[mystic vapor]

Yea

[jade sigil]

ah yeah

she reminds me of nezuko from demon slayer

i was actually wondering since when did al collab with ds

[mystic vapor]

There’s also an nun

[jade sigil]

enlighten me then

[jade sigil]

why does she look like duguay trouin reskin

[mystic vapor]

She’s but red

[jade sigil]

holy reskin

so we got a cat duguay

[mystic vapor]

She’s also freaky

[jade sigil]

and duguay who look more like arknights specter but if designers feeling bold

[jade sigil]

wait arent all shipgirls are freaky now

[mystic vapor]

No

Not some

Anyways here latex girl

[jade sigil]

goonable

[modern moon]

Boob flaps my favorite

[jade sigil]

speaking of shinano do you think this skin is worth it

originally i plan to buy enty diving suit

but changed my mind and brought this

[mystic vapor]

Enty is an white soccer mom

[little atlas]

Is Kronshtadt Good? I've been ignoring her ever since I got her lol. Cuz she somehow dies faster than my Atago (Yes I know it's a CB and it's not MLB but come on man still)

[jade sigil]

since i am trying to see what skin is worth my free gems

[stable plank]

not really

[jade sigil]

og year 1 ship

[stable plank]

kronk is just mediocre i think

[jade sigil]

i want lil kronshtadt to be released

so i can call her baby kronk

[mystic vapor]

Also don’t ask my profile picture

[modern moon]

Buff meowfficer was more better

[jade sigil]

it is literally that one anime about some sort of healer

elite ball knowledge not required

[mystic vapor]

Yes

[little atlas]

Undoing of healer

[jade sigil]

i would not dare question that scene you put in your pfp

[restive ivy]

Wait who is this

[modern moon]

Mid of healer

[pseudo fulcrum]

Happy 7th anniversary to my Indy!

I'm a week late but fuck it, we ball

[little atlas]

ballin

[lusty marsh]

azur lane ballin

[nova elm]

Never ever used her. Heard she didnt pass the Drake test nowadays

[jaunty adder]

what i learned at the naval academy is that larger ships have big melons

[lusty marsh]

hi everyone

[lusty marsh]

thats smart

u should be smart arsene

[jade sigil]

the drake test??

[lament palm]

[restive ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kronshtadt-chibi-bouncy-gif-25369278

I love my kronshtadt, i always use her

[pseudo fulcrum]

So if ship size is anything to go by, Titanic would have slightly bigger melons than Jersey

[lusty marsh]

u have to sing ice man

thats the test

[jaunty adder]

Titanic is dead

[jade sigil]

what?

[jade sigil]

iceman?

[jaunty adder]

dont bring granny into this convo

[pseudo fulcrum]

Nah, she was 882' long against Jersey's 860

[lusty marsh]

yes iceman

[jade sigil]

let me search up the song iceman

[mystic vapor]

Boo

[lusty marsh]

Bro what

That album has been EVERYWHERE

[jade sigil]

hello

[lusty marsh]

how do u not know

[jade sigil]

uh what?

[mystic vapor]

Is this ball knowledge

[jade sigil]

yes

[jade sigil]

reference so old i need google image

[pseudo fulcrum]

Dude, only the Ball Wizard has true ball knowledge

[lusty marsh]

How do u not know

[pseudo fulcrum]

You gotta be his homeboy if you want to learn it

[jade sigil]

the newspaper said nothing about it

[nova elm]

Basically you throw a ships performance against Drake's performance againts the same enemy and see if she's better or not

[nova elm]

Not Drake the singer, Drake the waifu

[jade sigil]

super mari setogaya momen

[jaunty adder]

this guy likes destroyer ships like ark royal

[jade sigil]

i am listening to drake iceman rn

[lusty marsh]

ai versions funnier

[jade sigil]

they got ai?

[nova elm]

Just because I like Nimi doesnt mean i like all destroyers dumb penguin

[jade sigil]

woah the world is advancing in terms of technology

[mystic vapor]

Guys scary elf when

[modern moon]

Cleo is that u?

[cunning sundial]

When more bunnies

[jade sigil]

is it the National Treasure song by drake

[nova elm]

Didnt we already have scary elf?

[mystic vapor]

No it’s her elf sister

[mystic vapor]

We need an dark elf tho

[nova elm]

Delicious

[jade sigil]

why does his songs doesnt have caption

ok the iceman line got me turning off yt

[lilac merlin]

I kinda find it odd

they started to remove artists names

from loading screens

[nova monolith]

seems legit

[lilac merlin]

It was only this update that they started

[nova monolith]

which made me curious, who drawn the current Gotz Art in the Loading Screen

[jaunty adder]

hoffen stinky

[lilac merlin]

Because of the fact I got very angry and a bit hostile at pippa's stream, I sadly redownloaded again.

I dont get these fucking vtubers man

How can you be so fucking incompetent

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-tamamo-cross-uma-musume-oguri-cap-dare-tamamo-cross-dare-gif-1235292638321405802

[lilac merlin]

If I was a sponsor, I'd be disappointed

visually, but if they actually brought people to the thing im sponsoring, I'd hold my tongue

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-umamusume-wei-uma-musume-annaberu-gif-6424790680361546192

[tight roost]

I don't give a fuck if AL announce EoS rn but i still will not retire this game until i get and oath all of nep ships.

[restive wing]

Wei!

[lapis mesa]

Why would it lol?

[bright crane]

Lack of demographic or sales

[lilac merlin]

because AL is almost 10 years old

[lapis mesa]

Imagination?

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/549409154062745602/1397910347364565042/gn.gif

[lapis mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fgo-fo

||calling 10 years old is the most Epstein s**** ||

had to

[bright crane]

I mean, Granblue Fantasy is still alive so there's still some hope

[loud herald]

..?

[bright crane]

Its not wrong though

Thats just a straight up fact

[tight roost]

the only way for AL to go EoS

• listen to those who are not the target audience (bitching about extreme fanservice) and decide to sanitize it all to hell

[lapis mesa]

It's too successful

[loud herald]

how does stating the age of a game correlate to a sex trafficking pedophile

i am quite confused

[lapis mesa]

don't take it serious

dumb joke

[loud herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465305304567644160/1500868108125212692/stare........gif

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-skeleton-shield-banging-shield-bashing-gif-2508767276914674250

Columbina!

[lilac merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/819238221086720090.gif?size=96

[lapis mesa]

but yeah -_- no

no where near eos

[lusty marsh]

bro

[lapis mesa]

I have a concern though

Where is my musicplayer in main lobby?

[placid gulch]

[lusty marsh]

SONren

Hi apri

[placid gulch]

hi lane

[lusty marsh]

Hello

[tight roost]

chances of rerun in july (someone said there's gonna be another collab in the month,not nier tho)
Nep:97%
Senran Kagura:2.5%
Date a Live:0.4%
Others:0.1%

[lusty marsh]

date a live???

Where is this info from

[tight roost]

it's my predictions

[restive wing]

It kind of werid when azur lane collab with nier
2B who voice acter? easy it voice acter as enterpise herself

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/benitengudake_1/status/2057604856064446558/en

キノコ (@benitengudake_1)

📑 Translated from Japanese

Mogadol-san from Hazuren is skydiving, just like the original. Of course, with a Hazuren body type, air resistance won't cause OPI to go berserk or anything like that, right? Huh? Wait a sec... looking closely, he's got a parachute attached... no... no...? #アズールレーン

Original text
本家に倣ってスカイダイビングをしているハズレンのモガドールさん
︀︀
︀︀もちろんハズレン体型なので空気抵抗でOPIが荒ぶったりはしないようですね
︀︀
︀︀ん？ちょっと待てよ…よく見るとパラシュートを付けて…いな……い………？
︀︀
︀︀#アズールレーン

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FxTwitter · May 21, 2026, 11:30 PM

[lilac merlin]

Well Nikke made a joke/pun about it if you used JP voices

When Nikke X Nier did it

[bright crane]

Your very biased predictions, you mean

[lilac merlin]

I then ask the following,

[tight roost]

"biased" my ahh

[lilac merlin]

Bathouse doko, book speed doko

[frank iron]

Bruh, when muse idol banner rerun 😭

[bright crane]

Its not all that weird when you take into account that some voices other than just Yui Ishikawa had voiced more than just one chara tbh

We got Kakuma Ai, Sumire Uesaka

[solid whale]

bro is like the nep version of me going "yeah there will be an atago skin this event"

[mystic vapor]

I believe in next update we get new ship girls from eagle nation likely then Sakura empire

[bright crane]

We had Kayano Ai

[solid whale]

but more delusional

[bright crane]

So on so forth

[upper flame]

[bright crane]

Indomie

[mystic vapor]

My prediction that

We getting same numbers or more numbers on next update

[bright crane]

Also that PFP is sus

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-paul-dano-riddler-somarra-gif-835799788689308789

[bright crane]

My brother in Christ Neptunia collab was way too long ago and the IP's been on life support ever since

We have the right to give the benefit of doubt

[solid whale]

[mystic vapor]

Basically I assume we getting same numbers of ship girls being added and it be eagle federation

It makes sense

I hope we see USS Illinois

[solid whale]

surely we'll get atago kai this JP anniv and shell be the most OP ship ever

[tight roost]

i asked GPT (kill me pls) the question and the answer is this

[solid whale]

this is some top teir crack pipe smoking

[bright crane]

Me noticing Sandy being a lot more stupid with her Augment that the Rare gun is an actual viable choice

[mystic vapor]

I mainly want USS Illinois since it’s the state that I live in

[bright crane]

If that aint Tier 1 and higher Idk what is

[tight roost]

a boat game without Yamato or Iowa is like a football game without Ronaldo or Messi

[solid whale]

thats not football thats soccer

[hollow quarry]

One do be smoking dust in order to cope that hard

[bright crane]

American/British issues

[solid whale]

bro is smoking warpstone

[mystic vapor]

Bros smoking the pheromones of taihou

Or soemthing

[scenic plume]

https://tenor.com/view/sanjay-dutt-dhurandhar-dhurandhar-sp-aslam-iewangoalskiiii-gif-11369608335023373800

[solid whale]

this is almost as funny as when i ragebaited him last night

[scenic plume]

"mf how many times do I have to tell you cocaine has no smell"

[solid whale]

[mystic vapor]

Guys you can prank your friend by tricking them into drinking vodka

Because vodka looks like water

[hollow quarry]

[mystic vapor]

And you could somehow cover the alcoholic smell

[scenic plume]

Is it normal I accidentally ragebait people then say "Frick it make it intentional"

[bright crane]

Thats a joke done in Grand Blue

[solid whale]

dunno

[scenic plume]

Oh hi mayo

[mystic vapor]

I think Yamato is too busy being mother of 20

[lusty marsh]

Hi

[solid whale]

yamato is too busy being a neet in the dream realm

and also not having a physical body ig

[scenic plume]

Hmm

Dunno about HMS New Delhi

[karmic delta]

Is this lore accurate?

[full plover]

First thing I see in this server is this image wtf lol

[bright crane]

I suspect she's a blonde fox or sonething

[karmic delta]

(yes i asked.)

[full plover]

[solid whale]

i think so

[bright crane]

But thats it

[ember spindle]

doesn't "football" with no qualifier refer to association football EVERYWHERE outside of 🇺🇸?

[solid whale]

iirc they mentioned it in hakuhou's event

[karmic delta]

Asking Game lore is a loaded question

That's why I ask here and not...

Y'know.

[scenic plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-blueman-why-are-you-blue-radioactive-glowing-blue-gif-7961548304504204931

[solid whale]

the lore channel is a hive of scum and villainy anyway

[bright crane]

I'd be funny if an Iowa-class follows T-elos' color scheme to contrast Nee Jersey's KOS-MOS one though

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/castorice-castorice-hsr-cat-gif-908237063209988016

[karmic delta]

Is it a wild kirk

[full plover]

Brother, I too am shocked

I ship USS North Carolina and USS New Jersey jk

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/castorice-hsr-honkai-star-rail-frosting-cupcake-gif-16525147167601276816

[lusty marsh]

azur ballin

[full plover]

:trollage:

[scenic plume]

We are ch-
gets yoinked by Prinz Eugen

[karmic delta]

Hru kirk?

[hollow quarry]

There like 5ppl at most in the lore channel, it cant be that bad

[karmic delta]

[full plover]

Kirk?

[oblique dove]

Good but lack of sleep

[karmic delta]

Ruh roh

Sleep more

[bright crane]

I guess, just that them Americans wanna be more...... eloquent I guess so they tryna avoid line-of-sight names like sidewalk

[karmic delta]

Sleep is important kirk

Don't be like me

[oblique dove]

I will

[drifting yew]

Buni

[karmic delta]

Good

[mystic vapor]

Which ship girl would be banned form an football game

[solid whale]

america is the only country that actually exists anyway

[restive wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035167934076702742/1506138965798027334/denia_1.gif

[solid whale]

the rest of you are imaginary

[tired crown]

Baltimore, cause she’s ballin too hard

[earnest condor]

this is true and real

[solid whale]

[bright crane]

I mean, beyond a few events like York II's the events just mainly go on "We use the 2nd Amendment to fix the problem" every time

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/phoebe-phoebe-chubby-chybby-cube-phoeby-cube-gif-1233096887778764096

[restive wing]

Fibicubi!

[tired crown]

Cube

[solid whale]

im gonna smoke so much meth that atago is manifested into reality

[bright crane]

The lore is that boring that they had to split it off from events

Thats an actual QoL

[hollow quarry]

What the amendment

[karmic delta]

Now uh...

[karmic delta]

This is interesting take

[solid whale]

[bright crane]

"So anyways, we started blasting"

[karmic delta]

As a fellow american

I don't think we exist

[solid whale]

if you think about it

massachusetts is the only real state

the rest are imaginary

[karmic delta]

Yeah ig

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-bongo-azur-lane-bongo-atago-gif-20439094

[karmic delta]

I would say where I live

But the jokes of it are atrocious

[dusk schooner]

Hello random gays

[karmic delta]

[hollow quarry]

[solid whale]

cali or florida?

[karmic delta]

Worse

[solid whale]

ohio

[karmic delta]

Nope

Alabama

[solid whale]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hsr-honkai-honkai-star-rail-star-rail-herta-gif-17837608798380409583

[karmic delta]

See

[tired crown]

Florida
Cause alligators are cool

[karmic delta]

The jokes

Exist

[solid whale]

MA is cool cause like

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-kindred-eating-yummy-honkai-impact-3rd-lunar-vow-crimson-love-gif-9185385779072123184

[solid whale]

clam chowder clam clam sam adams beer boston clam chowder

[oblique dove]

I'm going to take a nap...bye for now.

[solid whale]

im in hell

[proud moon]

I hate this

[solid whale]

is this stupid bitch even good or can i just save for jp anniv

[hollow quarry]

[solid whale]

[bold kayak]

[bright crane]

Idk my priorities arent even on either

It was on Enterprise

[solid whale]

oh thats right i gotta change my main atago's skin

[bright crane]

Which, thank heavens I just got her

[solid whale]

its not winter anymore

[winged gale]

[bright crane]

At least it aint Honkai Impact 3rd

[lilac merlin]

[bright crane]

That...... didnt age well

[full plover]

Your name kinda makes this statement funnier

[mystic vapor]

Sandwiched

Poor Chinese ship

I hope little bro gets therapy

[mortal hill]

how nostalgic

[karmic delta]

Sleep well Kirk, Gn

[scenic plume]

I mean I shipped roon and fdg
Or Eugen and fdg

[solid whale]

i wear my silly proud man

[hollow quarry]

How come you ran out of cube when you play the game more than i am

[solid whale]

changed her gear skin around too

[solid whale]

i havent played in a bit actually

lmao

[hollow quarry]

Oh

Slacker

[full plover]

Bigger version of the Denmark Straight duo

[bright crane]

People either slack or overspend

[scenic plume]

Mm?

[full plover]

Oh its just it reminded me of them

[bright crane]

The America mentality of oil flows through this fleet I presume

[full plover]

Battleship + Heavy Cruiser

And FdG is a bigger Bisko and Roon is a bigger CA than Eugen (ship wise ofc)

[solid whale]

i like the hot dog boat women

[mystic vapor]

Ass

Nice

[solid whale]

i think im gonna let the demons out

[scenic plume]

I see

[mystic vapor]

Big guy let’s not be rash here and be reasonable

https://tenor.com/view/adam-warlock-rash-don't-guardians-of-the-galaxy-guardians-of-the-galaxy-volume-3-gif-12157402174849860074

[solid whale]

babidi (alcohol) is trying claw his way into my mind and trying to turn me into his majin puppet (drunk)

[mortal crater]

https://x.com/goodsmile_en/status/2057659257047179381?s=46&t=27b1CU_WuX0wgwZ3bmPYlA

Good Smile Company (@goodsmile_en)

Preorders open now!

Luminous Box
Azur Lane
Ägir: Nightpool

From "Azur Lane" comes a figure of Ägir in a swimsuit!

Preorder: https://t.co/UM07fTvV5H

#goodsmile

X · May 22, 2026, 3:06 AM

This is peak

[mortal hill]

This good

[mystic vapor]

Atago taught you better than this

[solid whale]

clearly bro hasnt seen

[mystic vapor]

Your dog looks scary

Does she bite

[mortal crater]

The thunder god takao one is awesome too

[full plover]

She might catch a cold

Or actually its summer rn, dem mosquito freaks are everywhere

Get her inside breh

[ivory oyster]

bone cracks

[solid whale]

worth

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1324246684825554995/image0.gif

[mystic vapor]

Does he got this

[solid whale]

what tha dog doin

[full plover]

23000 tonnes dropped from the sky? Poor bastard of a target never had a chance

[mystic vapor]

She’s high as fuck btw

[solid whale]

[mystic vapor]

Why can’t they get along

[solid whale]

look all im saying is

id be passing atago a gun on the sly

gotta boost odds in her favor

actually wait she has a sword and the others dont

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-w-kamen-rider-kick-kamen-rider-ooo-kamen-rider-fourze-kamen-rider-x-kamen-rider-wizard-and-fourze-movie-war-ultimatum-gif-21346076

[solid whale]

yeah my moneys on her mauling everyone else

clearly im not biased

[devout rain]

i’m so devastated tashkent is way down in the tier list

[mystic vapor]

[hollow quarry]

[solid whale]

NEED

[weary trellis]

taihou ask Formi for help.
but Formi is reluctant

https://tenor.com/view/xavier-bun-bun-gif-4948973707694103487

[ember spindle]

open the servers mid-maintenance so they can get out of kivotos

[solid whale]

couldnt be me

[weary trellis]

I'm lucky I'm into mother types

[mystic vapor]

I am crine why he lowkey nonchalant

[solid whale]

yeah id be twitching like the fnaf 1 main screen

[weary trellis]

show the elderly some love

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/wonkihhh-kpop-stan-twt-whole-house-mad-p1harmony-gif-8368455666832589752

[tiny kraken]

[mystic vapor]

How to die fast

101

[worthy pagoda]

i see camel

[solid whale]

my shit is so gangster dawg

[weary trellis]

or it's the zipper line

[solid whale]

yo YO

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[royal sigil]

[solid whale]

I RAN INTO HIM

[mystic vapor]

Is bro an jeager

[ivory oyster]

just kill them

[solid whale]

fake atago fan doesnt even have her in his defense fleet smh

[mystic vapor]

Is this accurate

[ivory oyster]

where the one that bite a part off the man

[dense tendon]

no bite mark?

it means fake

[hollow quarry]

The delulu still play the game?

[mystic vapor]

True

[ivory oyster]

is there a story i missed out

[mystic vapor]

Atago would bite the heck out of commander

[solid whale]

apparently he keeps commenting on ships

but hasnt been seen in chat since me faust and 3 other people trolled him with oathed atagos

[hollow quarry]

Eh, nothing serious, just a weirdo that like, super obsessive and defensive in game chat

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ultraman-netflix-ultraman-gif-9892615354559253915

[solid whale]

tldr id be yapping in amagi room 1 and he would appear and screech at me for having atago as my main secretary

[mystic vapor]

What’s their problem

[solid whale]

it was REALLY funny

[ivory oyster]

people lose their mind playing games....

[restive wing]

Look how between akagi and taihou

They want shikikan forever but they don't want be other girls

[weary trellis]

stop playing mind games..
how do you like Mi Casa

[somber steeple]

i'am one of them

[mystic vapor]

Do you think the barricade will hold or no

[restive wing]

Barricade of yandere no way

[solid whale]

atago doesnt get barricaded out soooooo

[ivory oyster]

depends on who u sent on another side of the wall

[somber steeple]

Especially any game have same genre as Escape from tarkov

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ultraman-orb-rage-gif-14373297

[solid whale]

its the other way around she doesnt get to leave my office

[mystic vapor]

The other side is commander but he only has an stun baton

And an large enough vent to crawl in

[ivory oyster]

he better stun himself

[weary trellis]

people still play tarkov?

[mystic vapor]

Does he have time to go into vent or no

[ivory oyster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bleach-gojo-bleachigoats-BlZN781oHWmMYqfhhC

[restive wing]

Yokuso

[mystic vapor]

You an second later

[weary trellis]

barricade won't hold.. because it looks like was used to keep skk in not them out

[solid whale]

"this is getting out of hand now there are two of them?!?!?"

[ivory oyster]

soul society へ

[mystic vapor]

He has a stun baton and large enough vent to escape

[weary trellis]

waiting for Amagi meta

[restive wing]

Mamagi koff koff

[mystic vapor]

But idk if stun baton going do much to them

[restive wing]

[solid whale]

the method is stun everyone but atago then run off with her

[ivory oyster]

YES, if he knows how to use it

[weary trellis]

[mystic vapor]

Roon:

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[solid whale]

"was that supposed to stop me"
roon probably

[ivory oyster]

think out of the box man, no bloodshed

but maybe there's blood

something will broke

[mystic vapor]

What are you going possibly do against roon

[mystic vapor]

What are you going to throw milk at her

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/move-faster-go-faster-mad-angry-gif-17875678

[mystic vapor]

Run faster brochacho

[teal girder]

Throw

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-mvp-the-goat-gif-27042870

[ivory oyster]

octopus huh, put some salt on them

slimmy object is afraid of salt fyi

[somber steeple]

aleast those shipgirls has weaknesses is they can be retire and send to scrapyard right

[solid whale]

see atago is playing the long game

those 4 kill eachother and she doesnt have to lift a finger

[ivory oyster]

not if they dont want to be sent

[mystic vapor]

Atago lowers her cortisol and she wins

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-crawling-robot-gif-11745819

[ivory oyster]

dude u sound like you gonna send a women to abortion

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483567860403011725/Kaisers_Video_-_Aug_9_2025-VEED.gif

[somber steeple]

alr there's nothing can stop them

[solid whale]

im rooting for her anyway

[tiny kraken]

Who gave her the tentacles

[weary trellis]

replace Javelin with Atago,
what could go wrong?

[mystic vapor]

Do you ever think there was all out war between yanderes

[solid whale]

i would never

[mystic vapor]

I don’t think he’s going be alive if this happens to her

[hollow quarry]

Why you assume they have right

I will sent kent to the scrapyard no matter she like it or not

[weary trellis]

they cry but the other shipfus forces them

[mystic vapor]

The proves my point

[weary trellis]

if the culling doesn't happen, we get slums

did I imply we should cull poor people?

[teal girder]

Use as ear ring

[lusty marsh]

smiling Z23

[teal girder]

Horror movie

[solid whale]

aw hell naw

amagi chan is adorable

[ivory oyster]

look at belfast, how bright, like it is none of her business

[tight roost]

What Azur Lane opinion that got you like this?

[solid whale]

nep aint ever gonna rerun

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[shy glade]

Ayo, what did I just do? Is this what I think it is? I mean the animation on the minigame

[grand lodge]

[shy glade]

[grand lodge]

They should so they add Iris and give her an L2D

[lapis mesa]

baby's first AL skinsperience

[shy glade]

Do you know who else needs a L2D skin?

[tight roost]

imagine if 2Butt got her L2D skin

[shy glade]

my mom!

[lusty marsh]

this image doesnt help

[lapis mesa]

ur mum

[shy glade]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-shirtless-mad-angry-furious-gif-3536171

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863929434855702528/1502139897505513553/looks_at_larp.gif

[silk sleet]

I fold

I'm buying the Janus skin soon

Its just so peak ong

[somber steeple]

anyways

what's you favorite phonk

[solid whale]

what is blud babbling about

[frank relic]

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-shia-la-beouf-do-it-gif-4531935

[solid whale]

BROOO

DAMN SHE A FREAK

[frank relic]

Wait so she does suck your blood like real vampire ?

[cunning sundial]

You think thats bad? Akagi chan has you as a slave.

[solid whale]

nah

[frank relic]

at least skk will be alive

[solid whale]

id win

[cunning sundial]

But as a slave

[frank relic]

slave can always revolt ya know

Freaking hell , Meck rainbow research , please don't make me do this game , i need cube !!!

[ivory oyster]

cube is the least worry thing since i played the game

[cunning sundial]

[ivory oyster]

coins is

[cunning sundial]

[hollow quarry]

When you need to worry abt quick finisher then it cooked

[hollow quarry]

A couple bad event and those will run out

[idle pier]

"Dance if you want to be dominated by Emden"

[ivory oyster]

oh i never bet for anything outside UR

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[frank relic]

Like double Dead on Arrival collab...

RNG not kind that day

[vivid osprey]

Not having at least 200 pulls saved up for each UR event is an honest to God skill issue

Have some restraint

This game shits out free cubes permanently

[frank relic]

nah the real skill is spending like mad yet still have cube to spare for pity UR

[hollow quarry]

That would be a good argument if they dont shit out one UR event every month

[lusty marsh]

lowkey wanted an excuse to post that sticker

I half agree with u

[frank relic]

Activate skill : Summon mother credit card !

[vivid osprey]

Reruns become available in the exchange a while after the fact, and most old UR's are powercrept. It's nothing but an "I want it nowwwww" mindset

[lusty marsh]

however there's like a UR event like every month

[vivid osprey]

If you have Lion, there is zero reason to pull for Alsace

[lusty marsh]

and u just answered it

[hollow quarry]

So you telling people to not collect, in a collector game

[lusty marsh]

it's for my cool collection

[hollow quarry]

[lusty marsh]

And besides gambling is fun in azur lane

[hollow quarry]

Cus we all know no one playing AL for gameplay nor lore

[lusty marsh]

U see the animation and u celebrate

[vivid osprey]

And that's your god given right, but the game is designed to either choose your pulling sprees or cough up money. That's a gacha for you

[frank relic]

my collection rate is 72% now

But if a ship land in either heavy or special then it is lost to me till event banner include them or they show up in shop mucccchhhh later

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-akashi-blush-gif-16540352

[lusty marsh]

whatvdoes akashi do with the money

[vivid osprey]

Catnip

[hollow quarry]

There are actually

Like, say your CVs gear suck ass or you dont have techpoint for CVs you need both for a light comp

[lusty marsh]

if there was only a shipgirl to help me point out at stuff
Amazon point in question

[bright crane]

Sounds suspect considering that we got a UR rerun announcement while doing a new UR event

[vivid osprey]

The only people that would worry about this kind of gameplay technicality aren't the same players that just want to pull pretty waifus, though

[hollow quarry]

And the best dive bomber for light CV is event lock

[vivid osprey]

Yeah I can concede that gear being locked behind events is fucking cancer

[bright crane]

Think you can get 400 Cubes and corresponding Gold without spending money?

[vivid osprey]

It really never should be

[hollow quarry]

But still, they have a reason to pull

[lusty marsh]

Ngl these names for simping shipgirl are clever and hilarious

[hollow quarry]

And a reason is enough

[solid whale]

my shit is just fact

[bright crane]

Apparently, there is a Benson-class that is christened Mayo

[lusty marsh]

Gods most ripped shinano simp is a name u dont quite see often

[vivid osprey]

Once again, why do you need it now? Alsace and every other rerun after her get added to the permanent pool a while after the fact. I hate making excuses for fucking Manjuu because this company can honestly blow me, but this has been the way it's been for years now

[lusty marsh]

I got no timeee

Time is stupid

[hollow quarry]

Timegate is indeed very stupid

[lusty marsh]

I reverse in time

[vivid osprey]

Then the solution is to spend money to skip that queue

[lusty marsh]

To the first azur lane event

[vivid osprey]

Had to get all my niche interests in

[lusty marsh]

And the ship u get from the first event after my changes would be sandy

because San Diego number one

[heavy pagoda]

Plans

[lusty marsh]

Bro referenced plan z

I'm soooooo funny right

Crowd goes silent

[somber steeple]

plan z can't possibly fail

8 carriers they can't finish one of them

and more capital ships

and more

[nova elm]

Lierally my situation rn

[ember spindle]

alsc say my name 🚀

[nova elm]

After forgetting than Quick finishes are a thing I am finally at least somewhat rich enough

Granted it's only for 70 pulls but it's still something...

[upper trail]

[sand pewter]

99% a bot or scammer, that or someone sending discord invites to random people

[pine vault]

Only one way to find out

[lusty marsh]

the pfp and name inthink u know which is the answer

Wheres everyone gone to

[wheat silo]

oi

[wanton pelican]

Sleep

[heavy pagoda]

ones locked in my spam folder

19 days strong lol

[lusty marsh]

hmm maybe i should then

[vital karma]

Im already dome with my dailies so bed time

[wanton pelican]

I am so sleepy

[vital karma]

https://tenor.com/view/tenshi-hit-with-pan-sleeping-touhou-gif-10038578781326609598

[wheat silo]

Does anyone fall asleep to azur lane

[lusty marsh]

one time i had one waiting over a month, i never bothered to check

[wanton pelican]

But I want to watch this YouTube video

[lusty marsh]

play dorm music before falling asleep and see whar happens

[wheat silo]

I'd usually grind azur lane until i fall asleep but that means i wake up to my phone being 1% or scalding hot

[vital karma]

Tried to once.

[wanton pelican]

God tell me about it

[gaunt apex]

hi laners

[wanton pelican]

It’s happened to me so many times

[lusty marsh]

hi

[wheat silo]

Hello

[wheat silo]

azur lane is just my bedtime game at this point

[lusty marsh]

haha u got ban reacted

[gaunt apex]

Hahahha

[vital karma]

It was in operation Siren and my fleet got "stuck" in the middle and it was a whole wasted hours of having Azur Lane "opened"

[wheat silo]

Might at well get a few event stages done before i fall asleep

[solid whale]

i oughta sleep soon too tbh

[lusty marsh]

dorm music tune stuck in my head

[solid whale]

gotta make sure im awake to pre order the ciaphas cain mini and the special edition of his book

[gaunt apex]

all my Oil is gone and my cubes too and i've seen Mog rerun is soon

[wheat silo]

btw what's y'all's playtime on al

[gaunt apex]

Manjuu has no mercy on my soul

[wheat silo]

Apparently google play shows your playtime now

[lusty marsh]

i dunno, i should chec

[lusty marsh]

wait thats lowkey amazing

[solid whale]

where do you check playtime? lol

[wheat silo]

most of this is me being afk because i fell asleep while playing

[wheat silo]

google play games profile

[vital karma]

I have the rookie numbers

[worthy pagoda]

got berlichingen on 2nd pull

[wheat silo]

Wow we have similar playtime

[vital karma]

How thr fuck did i lose my game streak

Whatever

Not like it matters

[wheat silo]

i forgot me and my mom share a google play account

[wanton pelican]

Can’t check on iOS

[spiral olive]

Sup guys

[gaunt apex]

i wish i could check too lol

[gaunt apex]

Guten Tag

[wheat silo]

hi

[wheat silo]

Nooooo

[spiral olive]

Been too long i guess

[vital karma]

My other games I played... I stopped play HSR due to power crept issues and my lack of interest on the game nowadays

[solid whale]

huh

i have way fewer hours than i thought

[nova elm]

[wheat silo]

I'm pretty sure they only started recording playtime recently so it could be higher

[tiny kraken]

Bloons spotted

[wanton pelican]

My hours would be more then you guys combined tho

[spiral olive]

[solid whale]

yeah maybe

i played every day for like 3 years straight

[spiral olive]

Feüer Electro Time Yet ?

[gaunt apex]

Oh well

[nova elm]

67... God I hate my fucking life

[vital karma]

I hate 67

[wheat silo]

Kids here keep saying it so much

[gaunt apex]

same

[nova elm]

Tbf we did use 69, 420 for like those dank memes too

[modern yoke]

[nova elm]

Literally nowhere lmao

[worthy pagoda]

67 clash of clans

[vital karma]

Those had a purpose and a meaning

The 67 has no sense

Just some kid in a basketball game saying 67 and soon it's all stupid meme trend

[runic abyss]

69 is the funny sex position while 420 is grugs

[nova elm]

Wasn't like 6 - 7 a song?

[modern yoke]

Why does it have to coincide with that sacred number again

[nova elm]

Wait lemme find LIMCs video

[runic abyss]

if 67 supossed to like....

reference 6^7

[vital karma]

I... don't know

[gaunt apex]

i think i'm too old for that kid stuff it's not even cool

[worthy pagoda]

279936

[gaunt apex]

i heard it is related to some rapper

[runic abyss]

my meant 6 foot 7

[nova elm]

Yeah it's a rapsong named Doot Doot 6 7

[runic abyss]

idk emperial man

[nova elm]

Dafuq if it's supposed to mean, but at least it had a meaning

[nova elm]

Imperial sucks, everybody uses Smoots nowadays

[tiny kraken]

Real

[shut crane]

Do I play good?

[nova elm]

Okay what the fuck?

[vital karma]

[solid whale]

[nova elm]

Will? Are you okay man? Do you need a therapist? Or something?

[shut crane]

it's only 2122h for 1 year

[vital karma]

Thr fuck?

[nova elm]

There's 8760 hours in one year

[shut crane]

yes

[vital karma]

God damn.

[lapis mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/seulisasoo-powerpuff-girls-powerpuff-girls-bubbles-gif-24943662

[worthy pagoda]

thats 5.8 hours per day

[nova elm]

Basically you spent ¼ of the year playing boobies on anime girls game?

[shut crane]

I love tits and boobies

[vital karma]

Understandable have a great day

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-pair-of-boobys-gif-26373613

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-left-to-right-tit-robert-e-fuller-scanning-the-area-searching-for-something-gif-8524400473497136550

[shut crane]

look at those beautiful tits

[nova elm]

Great Tits they are!

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-sovetsky-soyuz-sovetsky-soyuz-azur-lane-soyuz-soyuz-azur-lane-gif-7169484723896365081

[jaunty adder]

honest opinion, this story was mid

i was hoping for it to be spicy

like the others

but she sobered up

[vital karma]

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[vivid osprey]

Can't wait to meet Dishwasher next week

Buying hella prints from ol boy

[vital karma]

Dishwasher...?

[normal comet]

you don't know the legendary dishwasher?

[vital karma]

Oh...

I wasn't aware that's the Mighty Dishwasher

I thought it was just an funni sticker and that's it..

Wait is there lore to it?

[normal comet]

no, not my sticker

dishwasher the artist

even his presence enough to get him banned in malaysia event

[vivid osprey]

Dishwasher1910 used to be an official artist for AL and is still a fan artist that sometimes makes AL art. He's visiting the same con I'm attending next week

[vital karma]

Huh

Interesting.

[normal comet]

the owari creator

and guam

and kronshtadt

[drifting yew]

Buni

[shut crane]

nurse me mamagi

[dense tendon]

stop

pajamas time

[spiral olive]

Hi Guys

[shut crane]

mamagi soft

[spiral olive]

Iron Will Iron Tide She Says

[lusty marsh]

iron blood? sounds bad for ur body

[shut crane]

full of irony

[lusty marsh]

eagle union? what are they striking about?

royal navy? to who?

[pastel moat]

Amagi best voice, wish we could have a honkai collab where we could get raiden mei ship

[ember spindle]

can tell just from the app icon that that shit is NOT strategi

[pastel moat]

It's Korean strategy

[nova elm]

I think it's following the other tank games

Usually they list tank games as actions, strategy, PvP

So could be possible they mixed them up

[signal delta]

That basically the Chinese version of WoTB

But actually a little bit more fun

Big map

[nova elm]

If I remember someone else called it Chinese copycat

[pastel moat]

Wotb? I only know wotv

[nova elm]

(it's better lmao)

[nova elm]

World of Tank Blitz

[signal delta]

It is better

For me at least

It's more forgiving

[pastel moat]

Yeah, unlike kantai collection

I'd lose is it I lost kaga

[signal delta]

Eww KC

That shit is so ass

[lusty marsh]

huh

[shut crane]

good fox very floof

[normal comet]

it looks so floof

do they get more tails if they embarassed?

[rustic sapphire]

How to you see that

[lusty marsh]

good night

[shut crane]

it's in the play app gaming thing

the gaming account

there used to be a play games app

I think they integrated it into the play app

[warm veldt]

is there a way to bind my twitter account still to yostar if so how do i do that

[shut crane]

if there is, then it's probably in the yostar account

[ember spindle]

there isn't. twitter bind is gone. if you exclusively used twitter bind before the yostar account thing become mandatory, you'll need to do the account recovery thing on the login screen

the yostar acc in turn lets you use apple/google/facebook bind if you don't like emailed one-time codes

[shut crane]

I broke the game again

[urban raven]

it's okay, mine's broken too

[rustic sapphire]

Mamagi face in box

[urban raven]

alice in chains reference

[normal comet]

maybe the shipgirls is the friends we made along the way

[vivid osprey]

Goddamn based AiC mention

[nova elm]

Your Amagi looks funny

The white void consumes all

[normal comet]

i got flashed

literally

[rustic sapphire]

Game full of bugs after update ?

[shut crane]

game full of floof

[clever gazelle]

[dark solstice]

I know what you didn't do last year

[rustic sapphire]

She so tall

I want to hide in her tail

And then play googoobabies and stuff

[dark solstice]

Hide in the tail and get fleas is more fun ☺️

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-cute-firing-angry-flame-gif-16534072

[shut crane]

[fleet flume]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wectie-fact-check-status-wectiee-YVT4w8N5O7qSiftMNq

[solid whale]

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-zara-eat-pizza-gif-15125227

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076899927029973065/1496529999128297502/image0.gif

[muted kindle]

Do you guys think lucky bag is worth it

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gif-1452662310833629741

[sinful vapor]

yea

[solid whale]

i personally would rather just buy the skin i want

but i seldom buy skins and when there is a skin i want its like the only one

[sinful vapor]

[solid whale]

so my lucky bag odds end up being "lets go gambling! aw dang it!"

[sinful vapor]

at least you get gems, cubes, and etc.

[solid whale]

ye but i also get a skin i probably wont use

[sinful vapor]

free skin if you think about it

[solid whale]

[sinful vapor]

either way you have to get gems somehow to buy the skin

one way or another

[solid whale]

i mean honestly with how not often i buy skins most of the time i can use the double gem bonus

[sinful vapor]

double gem bonus usually runs out by the end of each year

for me

[solid whale]

exactly

[shut crane]

the bag is a skin and, what, a 1000 gems?

[sinful vapor]

2026 gems

[shut crane]

oh ok 2000

[solid whale]

theres really only like 3 max skins a year i want

[sinful vapor]

along with 20 cubes and like 10 quick

[sinful vapor]

me like per event

[solid whale]

i really only buy l2d skins

[shut crane]

how many gems packs can you buy with $30

[solid whale]

and only if i like the boat

and if i like the skin

[sinful vapor]

without bonus, almost $40 for 3200 gems

[solid whale]

like i think my last few skins i got were nyahkimov takao then amagi

woulda got azuma's but I was broke at the time

[shut crane]

so it's only worth it if you're a whale and don't have bonus

and of there's a chance of getting a skin you like

no point in buying the bag if you don't want any of the skins

[sinful vapor]

I mean $30 is not even dolphin tier

whaling implies buying at least 50k gems per year

[shut crane]

sure ok

w/e

[solid whale]

for me personally

id only get the luckybag if there was 2 l2d skins in it i want

[sinful vapor]

god forbid you spend some money in the game and not be called a whale

[solid whale]

cause im

[sinful vapor]

I find drugs the worst offender to whale on, but whatever floats their boat.

[solid whale]

i think warhammer is worse than drugs

[sinful vapor]

I do not play that crap game