al-general

[loud herald]

PLEASE KILL ME

[dense tendon]

I don't know

[violet panther]

[drowsy swan]

And that's why it's too

[loud herald]

omg

this has to be ragebait

[sullen summit]

This girl?

[pine vault]

So Minsk changed skin colour, eye colour, and hair colour?

[sullen summit]

Uhh no man

[loud herald]

she is not from nier reincarnation 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sullen summit]

Its true

[loud herald]

aaaaaaevlsgbktwbky3ho3yjwgoh

[uneven rock]

this is my current dock

[loud herald]

i am blocking you

[dense tendon]

wait we have sss gridman collab

[sullen summit]

NIER Wiki
https://nier.fandom.com
YoRHa Type P No.2 - NIER Wiki - Fandom

[worn mulch]

dam only 220?

[covert flicker]

had

twice

[violet panther]

that black hairbang, who else then?

[covert flicker]

AL is the only game where two thigh queens meet each other

[dense tendon]

Rika thighs selling

[loud herald]

the ragebaits so good that i punched my desk and my knuckles hurty

[uneven rock]

i just comeback after 1000 days hiatus

[covert flicker]

Rikka vs Ryza

[dense tendon]

yee

[sullen summit]

Sorry man

[worn mulch]

well, time to add money to it bro

[dense tendon]

hips and thighs so strong

[sullen summit]

But there she is

[lusty marsh]

hi everyone

[covert flicker]

I see panamerican ships added to the game
me projecting all of them have thick thighs and big butts

[sullen summit]

Hello

[uneven rock]

ok, but what should i choose for this?

[loud herald]

when i say a drakenier character is not from something dont insist with me that she is actually from that thing

[sullen summit]

How r U?

[covert flicker]

very bottom heavy ships

[loud herald]

u know absolutely nothing

[covert flicker]

but I also have a very bad feeling

[sullen summit]

Me?

[worn mulch]

none, since your dock is small

[loud herald]

drakenier is my passion

yes u

[sullen summit]

Yeah I dont know too much about the game

[loud herald]

going off the gatdamn first result on google

[dense tendon]

cielle sticker

[wanton pelican]

Usually it’s stuff you don’t have

[sullen summit]

But it just I remember theres one black character looks like 2b

[loud herald]

im crine

[sullen summit]

And it just feels like a deja vu

[worn mulch]

don't

[lusty marsh]

im watching mighty meow destroy everything

[loud herald]

we need to cancel the collab immediately
scrap it like the ak x destiny 2 collab it's hopeless

[sullen summit]

When I saw the image of her

[loud herald]

please save my soul

[sullen summit]

2P

[violet panther]

[wanton pelican]

Change it to a persona collab

[sullen summit]

Lord save your soul

[loud herald]

yes

yes yes yes yes

[sullen summit]

Fuck no

[pine vault]

It is Minnie, only other possibility is Massa who doesn't fit there

[sullen summit]

You wanted the game to died

[loud herald]

persona 5 specifically

[uneven rock]

ok, new jersey it is

[sullen summit]

??

[restive wing]

Personaaaa!

[dense tendon]

it's been long time not seeing this sweet girl art

[sullen summit]

Dude, remember the persona curse? Where game that had crossover with them ended services

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/futaba-futaba-sakura-persona-5-persona-5-royal-navi-gif-7985748313703476261

[restive wing]

Anothor taco

[violet panther]

you know what? whatever, we beleive different

[sullen summit]

Takao Taco

[wanton pelican]

Good

[dense tendon]

it's yahagi

[sullen summit]

Takaotalk

[sullen summit]

Oh sorry

[restive wing]

Imagine if you are persona user what ypu do put pistol of your head and shoot to summon persona easy was it?

[sullen summit]

Ship misidentification

[dense tendon]

it's Yahagi, guys

[wanton pelican]

I think it’s a stupid coincidence

[sullen summit]

Wait is it yahagi or takao

?

[dense tendon]

Yahagi

kancolle

[sullen summit]

Of course

Why the artstyle so recognizable

[loud herald]

after the stuff ive been reading ppl say in here about drakenier i wanna collab with p5 myself

[sullen summit]

Pls no mate

[dense tendon]

don't know

[sullen summit]

Dont let the curse get the gamr

[sullen summit]

Yeah

It usually so distinct difference in AL and Kancolle character artstyle

[restive wing]

Imagine if there is slow mode what you do it really skill issue by looking takagi her forehead to see relfect and just wait untill slow mode go away

[sacred oak]

Alright everyone, I have an announcement to make

https://tenor.com/view/smol-lain-dance-gif-23365494

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[sullen summit]

Spill it out brother

[sacred oak]

tomorrow

[loud herald]

now

[dense tendon]

Kancolle mostly use kinda paint artstyle and darker

[clever gazelle]

Sometime in 30 days

[restive wing]

[normal comet]

why takagi forehead?

[fathom tartan]

I havent played in months is the game good or different

[normal comet]

good

[agile silo]

Arknights colla- nvm we have bad relations with them

[normal comet]

i don't know this one

hoshiguma kinda bad tho

[fiery tundra]

Lwky it might be more worth my time to farm A1 of the event to get the 60 clears for the 3k points

[normal comet]

i want to lick hoshiguma midriff

[agile silo]

ACTUALLY

no

[loud herald]

wdym bad relations what

[agile silo]

we have BAD relationships with GFL

[loud herald]

i mean, no thanks regardless

[solid whale]

ykw would be gangster

[fathom tartan]

Oh does it have new gameplay!?😱

[agile silo]

Mica team

[solid whale]

AL x pacific rim

[loud herald]

i don't want my precious bunny anywhere near this game

[normal comet]

new girls

[solid whale]

jaeger girls

[loud herald]

[sacred oak]

"guns don't kill people" crowd aren't laughing now, are they?

[restive wing]

Who?

[agile silo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/egegm8/business_relations_azur_lane_girls_frontline_and/

[fiery tundra]

Didn't we have an arknights collab not too long ago?

[agile silo]

heh

[fathom tartan]

Oh nvm 😢☹️

[normal comet]

the last time i ask for more gameplay they make island planner
i think it's better the way it is now

[fiery tundra]

Idk, i dont lay attention to the events we get, ive been very much not interested in this one other than for the submarine and Nuln META, since the event skins are... something

[agile silo]

doing island planner givers you 1000+ gems for some reason

[violet panther]

Hoshiguma

[solid whale]

what version of island planner are you on and how do i get it

[restive wing]

Oh that oni muscle girl

[fiery tundra]

Give me your wisdom etsu, need me some oath rings

[restive wing]

My bad

[violet panther]

she's a shielder

[agile silo]

i have a screenshot but idk where i left it

[sacred oak]

this chat needs more yuri

[loud herald]

we jst be spreading misinfo for the sake of it

[restive wing]

Yes she is shielder tough and tanky but her abs it even better

[normal comet]

she can dominate me or give me uppies

[loud herald]

love of the game ig.bro

[fathom tartan]

Ngl i have like 3 or 4k gems. I dont buy anything

[violet panther]

and she is like 184cm-tall

[normal comet]

you know balls

[shy glade]

Best Taihou Skin

[agile silo]

1310 gems

[sacred oak]

disinformation is encouraged

[agile silo]

@solid whale@fiery tundra dms

[frank relic]

How do Amagi talk underwater with her newest skin

[shy glade]

I mean, this one good too but body/corset >>>> chemises

[normal comet]

water has o2

[fathom tartan]

Does the skins make the ships stronger. What does it do

[restive wing]

Because it mamagi mermaid version

[shy glade]

Yes

[solid whale]

i got ya fr

[normal comet]

make you horny

[restive wing]

She can talk underwater

[dense tendon]

can't resist that 132cm bust sizes bunny Taihou

[agile silo]

Gotz skin has literally have a "THAT" scene

[solid whale]

you look at boobs in varying states of undress

[fathom tartan]

i dont get horny anymore. i want gameplay😢

[restive wing]

What if mamagi mermaid she found who is that pineapple under the sea water?

[normal comet]

you find gameplay in collecting girls game?

play wuwa

[shy glade]

Ye, she got buffed, apparently she has the biggest booba

[solar dome]

this game is called auto lane for a reason

[fathom tartan]

Nah wuwa runs bad on my pc

[violet panther]

2nd biggest*

[mortal oyster]

She be showing her thighs

[solar dome]

gameplay is kinda like one of the last things you can expect from here

[dense tendon]

yee even cows ship cant win

[shy glade]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[shy glade]

Taihou supremacy

[dense tendon]

stomp everyone

[agile silo]

would be funni if AL is 18+

now

because of Gotz

[normal comet]

it's supposed to be already 18+

[dense tendon]

doubt
even nikke that goon level only 12+

[uneven rock]

since when this game become loli grooming simulator?

[shy glade]

Ngl, I thought Hakuhou's was bigger than Taihou

[normal comet]

you obviously miss fdg latest skin

[fathom tartan]

I just had azur lane on my phone since i was 13 and i never deleted it cuz im lazy

[agile silo]

Rouge Bunny flashbangs my fucking face yet its 12+

[solid whale]

bro found the single dad simulator

[idle pier]

How about Duguay Trouin

[dense tendon]

it's true
when the horses safe game get 18+

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-bro-bad-news-i've-got-bad-news-for-you-hand-on-shoulder-gif-4737126791591033318

[normal comet]

i don't try her skin

[idle pier]

Meant the ship as a whole

[dense tendon]

hakuhou has more snowy skin

[normal comet]

if it's just lewd skin, yorktown ii already naked

it's the interaction

we're kissing fdg

[shy glade]

Makes sense

[agile silo]

2B's upcoming skin...

[dense tendon]

snow skin but not make her looks pale

[shy glade]

Taihou was my first Oath, then Implacable, Hindenburg but the one that owns my heart is Musashi

[fathom tartan]

what do i do when i get back on azur lane

[frank relic]

beat it

[solar dome]

SECOND MOGADOR GUN FUCK YES

[normal comet]

play island planner

[fathom tartan]

What is that

[frank relic]

It is Shadow of the Mog rerun

[normal comet]

you'll find out once you play it

[shy glade]

I had 90 pulls for new UR and a dream... Welp, will wait for rerun lol

[fathom tartan]

what is it

[frank relic]

town building game...

[oblique sinew]

its like a very bad animal crossing

[normal comet]

something like harvest moon

but worse

[fathom tartan]

aw man i hate those games

[frank relic]

Like any new secondary game mode they added recently

[shy glade]

This Yorktown skin was worth every gem

[frank relic]

Howwww

[agile silo]

heyheyhey no one told me that Soyuz's Ninja skin is back

[oblique sinew]

oh yea there was an update

[shy glade]

It is, Taihou bunny too

[fathom tartan]

i play soulslikes and fighting games😭

[normal comet]

you hoping for azur lane nightreign?

[frank relic]

Squat like true Russian

[shy glade]

Ngl, I expected more on a L2D Implacable skin, but the one we got disappointed me

[fathom tartan]

oh i love nightreign i have 600 hrs in it

[violet panther]

sad she doesn't has Nike-track-suit

[shy glade]

Blyat intensifies

[agile silo]

Do not the Infernal

[dense tendon]

yee

[dense tendon]

idk about that

[shy glade]

Adidas*

[normal comet]

obviously you'll find azur lane boring
this is just auto game
you feed shipgirls, play opsi, maintenance

[violet panther]

both, but i would agree more on adidas sure

[agile silo]

your missing the last part

gooning

[shy glade]

With gopnik mcblyat hardbass on the background

[violet panther]

AL is my "sidegame" that has more playtime than my "maingames" combined

thx to autos

[shy glade]

I only play AL and Plague inc on cellphone

[normal comet]

nah i never do that mid game

[shy glade]

Plague inc is fun e.e

[agile silo]

what the fuck is this sticker

[violet panther]

we can't see her pushup without arms yet

[fathom tartan]

im been playing azur lane since i was 13 bc i played a lot of anime girls games during that time. I was wondering if i there was something new or something.🤔

[shy glade]

I didn't get her in 90 pulls now I have only 8 cubes

💀

[normal comet]

it's still the way it is

[violet panther]

but Krasny is clearly the "horny alliance" russian representative

[pastel moat]

Is she out already?

[normal comet]

except the boobs got bigger

[solar dome]

pull 4 times and all 4 of those builds will be her

[pastel moat]

True family

[oblique sinew]

meh

[shy glade]

Does any1 got a Musashi + daughter pic like this one?

[fathom tartan]

Is that a good thing or bad

[agile silo]

samip

[normal comet]

good

[agile silo]

go check the artist samip

[fathom tartan]

Why is there so many members here

[umbral stone]

hem

[solid whale]

yea he does like 90g of the amagi kaga shinano etc mother daughter art

[uneven forum]

yep

[shy glade]

I live to protect this smile

[solid whale]

guy is a gangster

[uneven forum]

just checked and clocked her at 20

[shy glade]

Carried

My precious

[normal comet]

nah it's gonna be spam

i'll stop here

[normal comet]

we goon

gooners together strong

[shy glade]

Y'all have a gn, 3 am here

[fathom tartan]

Like arsenal?

[normal comet]

yes

[fathom tartan]

im a dortmund fan

[shy glade]

Ngl, I want Arsenal to win

[normal comet]

arsenal already win no?

or liverpool?

[shy glade]

I mean, Bayern was better imo than psg but playing bad (both teams) on second game and also against the referee?

Nah, Bayern was ripped

Psg had the referee on their side

[dense tendon]

AL girl vs Kaiju

[sterile forum]

103 wish amd still no ur ;-;

[fathom tartan]

I love dembele

[jaunty adder]

WHO KEEPS ASKING FOR SAINT LOUIS SKINS?

[shy glade]

He good player, but not like Neymar, Messi or CR7

He's just good

But not remarkable or outstanding

[uneven forum]

Arne slop might get sacked

[fathom tartan]

I always used to bet on him and win.

[uneven forum]

peak

[shy glade]

Cancel

[violet panther]

whatever dicision

[dense tendon]

Taihou and Akagi declare war

[shy glade]

Don't forget kaga protecting akagi attempts in a T pose

[normal comet]

the arts make it sacred even though commander already married for 5th times

[dense tendon]

oohh

[solid whale]

yeah i prefer st. louis skins

[pine vault]

Me, I ask for more skins

[tiny kraken]

Think about your ships

[pine vault]

They can fend for themselves

[dense tendon]

we have two st.louis

[normal comet]

who will take care of your in heat taihou if you leave?

[lusty marsh]

the one named after a city

[tiny kraken]

[pine vault]

My other 3 Taihous

• muse versions

[normal comet]

and the child ver?

[pine vault]

Oh right those exist

[dense tendon]

hmmm

[pine vault]

Oh, I need 2 more

[solid whale]

st. louis and saint louis

[dense tendon]

it's like no different

or i am being dumb

sorry

[solid whale]

saint louis is the PR bote the one we just got a skin for

st louis is helena'a sister

[normal comet]

...you should change into church of taihou

[fathom tartan]

Are dating apps good? Or do i just talk in person?

[normal comet]

talk in person

[pine vault]

I have 4 copies or 5 of most ships

[fathom tartan]

Ok

[dense tendon]

hmm 🤔

[normal comet]

dating apps for girls wanting free meal

[dense tendon]

dating girl in 2026

[normal comet]

at least in my country

[pine vault]

[jaunty adder]

god this room is filled with dumbsexs

[pine vault]

Welcome to ALO

[radiant cipher]

The city is named after the same person

[solid whale]

saint louis and st. louis

[violet panther]

RQsegs looks quite ara-ara

[solid whale]

same name different spelling dif bote

[dense tendon]

okay

[violet panther]

St.Louis, and Missouri state, was once French colonial region afterall

[pine vault]

I forgot I got rq Sex

I've been too retired to even notice what skins I got

[solid whale]

i daresay im rather fond of st louis

[radiant cipher]

Ya

[dense tendon]

st.louis and her luxurious dress

[solid whale]

i like the ara ara boats

[pine vault]

[vivid osprey]

Get your wife to 125 fella, go on

[pine vault]

Can't be asked

I'll grind her to 200 aff later

[vivid osprey]

You can, as I just asked you

[pine vault]

[violet panther]

i only have 150 125s

[vivid osprey]

Never counted mine, but prob around there as well

2 more Shinanos, Götz and the new SS to get to 125, too

Got my work cut out for me

[pine vault]

About same

Do have 3m xp 120s but 125 doesn't give enough stats to justify fp farming that way

[solid whale]

so when are we getting bote suika game again

[dense tendon]

hot girl with nice car

[pine vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773854041280479264/983184801278341241/ezgif-3-1033d45c6b.gif

[vivid osprey]

Soon it's time to level, oath and 200 aff grind Shinanos #9 and #10

Just levelling their skills and getting some passive dorm lvls for now

[sacred oak]

this is a great utilization of finite resources.

well done

[sacred oak]

lion rerun perhaps?

[violet panther]

hope you have personnel-checkups, or else one of Shinano may start speaking russian

or if you see "her" awake in afternoon and ain't sus at all

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-shinano-azur-lane-gif-4986490939895895177

[sinful vapor]

Nanner

[solar dome]

I am in a desperate state

I have no more cog chips

[sinful vapor]

[solar dome]

I have 4 urs to get to 125

[sinful vapor]

that looks even scarier like that

[violet panther]

[sacred oak]

One is dramatic
The other is unhinged

[modern moon]

Boobs

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/lakers-win-lebron-james-wtf-gif-24475873

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[violet panther]

that is actually what Zara saw, when Corgi despacitoed her point blank, at Cape Matapan

[sinful vapor]

yea Lebron is like what is this trash I am seeing?

[dense tendon]

not big enough?

[sacred oak]

you would look good with some

[worldly shadow]

bweh

[sacred oak]

[modern moon]

........

[worldly shadow]

[static sparrow]

[upper flame]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-akagi-dock-space-gif-22482115

[sacred oak]

yostar pictures

[radiant cipher]

Shouldve been alsace

[solid whale]

[upper flame]

@radiant cipher I miss you

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[upper flame]

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[dense tendon]

no

[upper flame]

Tempesta needs a UR

And that should be Flying Dutchman

[violet panther]

mythical ship as DR than UR?

[upper flame]

I would say add Erebus and Terror but they're already exist

[upper flame]

Erebus and Terror, the icebreaker

[violet panther]

add Titan-sub as Tempesta

"We and the Bois"

[upper flame]

Titanic as ghostly maid

[violet panther]

Wilhelm Gustloff as.....

[upper flame]

Lusitania

Or the infamous Orang Medan

Though she's very fictional as it can gets

[violet panther]

Zheng He sails as a tempesta UR

[upper flame]

Santa Maria (Columbus ship)

[daring moon]

Lholy shat

I finally understand why people were complaining about the new mog skin

💀

[violet panther]

uh huh

[upper flame]

She can't stay still

[daring moon]

Is there any physicist here can explain to me

Does boobs move like that when you are falling from the sky

Not that im complaining tho

[sacred oak]

transporting civilians on a munitions ship should probably be a war crime

[upper flame]

Isn't it the opposite?

[sacred oak]

either way

[upper flame]

I mean she is a civilian ship with munitions smuggled

[violet panther]

is it or not, it gave a nice casus belli excuse for US

[upper flame]

Or so I've read

[violet panther]

other than Zimmermann telegram case

[upper flame]

Oh no Sanrui skin is L2D

I want every L2D

[sacred oak]

janus l2d coming soon

so pretty

[upper flame]

• Mogaderp
• Gotz
• U2501
• Amafox
• Janus
• Sanrui

Who else

Though I can buy some skin later on rerun but still

Prioritize L2D+

[sacred oak]

far be it from me to tell you how to spend your money, but buying every L2D skin is probably a bad idea

[vivid osprey]

I just want the avp skin and I want it now

[upper flame]

I only talking about this one case because I like Swimsuit

[violet panther]

it's personal doctrine

[upper flame]

But I'll look between Sanrui or Amagi later, will buy only one

[gentle cargo]

Mogador steaming in yo DMs

[oblique notch]

I got GVB at 120 pulls

Mf

Im so unlucky

Good thing im stacked

[nova elm]

I'm at 60 pulls

[gentle cargo]

GG. I was Unlucky....

I got GvB in first 10...... JUST to have Printz Moritz at 200....

[nova elm]

No GvB

I give up

[violet panther]

i got GvB at 170th

[oblique notch]

She really want to drain me that much

Im having a rumey flashback

[violet panther]

german-UR dilemma?

[upper flame]

So the second batch of skin will get added next week right? And this event lasted 3 weeks

[gentle cargo]

My Worst event still was New Jersey.... NJ at pitty and the SSR after 400 pulls..... That was PAIN....

[oblique notch]

Guhh

[upper flame]

Bisko for me

[oblique notch]

Mhm

[oblique notch]

Well i didn't get Rumey, ran out of cubes and didn't hit pity

[upper flame]

One that drain me in NJ event is San Franciscos

[oblique notch]

Its around 180

[gentle cargo]

Im glad i have over 3000k cubes sooo I dont really Caee and J7st Burn throught them day 1 to get all.... I recover Them anyways LUL

[agile silo]

Rumey drained the shit out of me

all of it

oiI, coins, gems

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-fritz-rumey-fritz-rumey-azur-lane-rumey-rumey-azur-lane-gif-5226916039061221173

worth your drain then?

[oblique notch]

[agile silo]

its been years since i last used gems for cubes ffs

[upper flame]

https://tenor.com/view/mahoyo-alice-kuonji-robin-gif-10596209981627818145

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/kronshtadt-kronshtadt-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-10293770187964925701

[oblique notch]

Oh hey i can MLB GVB asap

I didn't know i have 4 bulins lol

And still have 50,000 to buy more of bulins

[sacred oak]

8 - 5.5" guns and it still wouldn't beat out a fletcher in a gunnery duel

[nova elm]

We should eat the rich peoples huh

[oblique notch]

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-riot-pitchfork-torch-bikini-gif-5846528199736014419

[sacred oak]

https://youtu.be/EIyqbc10O_A?si=ZbCJisyCwZjYHh5q

[nova elm]

Yes Commissar Teto

[sacred oak]

i got that too

[gentle cargo]

Yeah My ONLY concern NOWDAYS for event is... Do i farmed ENOUGH COINS....

[ember spindle]

is a gentle and loving act that we do to ships we love. "eat the rich" would be ugly and violent by design

[nova elm]

Hmmm

this?

Nobody uses that besides me

[oblique notch]

Im torn between playing arknights and Azur lane rn damn

[gentle cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cake-fat-slice-gif-4931308

[nova elm]

Mitosis, split yourself into two

[oblique notch]

I still have to pull and lores to read from both

[oblique notch]

I wish

[violet panther]

Arknight lore has more, but easier to follow

[sacred oak]

https://youtu.be/K31UFikhR5w?si=18XAjEOFcvC-Wv8B

[gentle cargo]

GUYS......GvB has them Perfect Silicone Boobas of a Instagram Influencer.... I NEED TO KNOW HER DOCTOR....

[oblique notch]

Doctor? Im the doctor

[nova elm]

The Collective Double Drill Association appreciates your loyalty to the great leader Kasane Teto

[ember spindle]

huh people do seem to use it aplenty

[nova elm]

[gentle cargo]

DA LEMONSEX!!!!

[west shoal]

Why isn’t the 2026 pack with the free skin in the website store

[nova elm]

That's fucking scary wtf

[violet panther]

The lemon Phantomseg

[nova elm]

How the hell did you turn the Lemonlord into a fuckin demon?

[gentle cargo]

POV, Lemonsex found Lemons For Enterprise!!!

[ember spindle]

what emotes are even there that are overwhelmingly used by only one person?

[sacred oak]

by me

[violet panther]

by me

[nova elm]

by me

Claim your emote ahh

[violet panther]

and

[gentle cargo]

By me

[sacred oak]

also this one

[sick crest]

[violet panther]

also

[gentle cargo]

[oblique notch]

Gotta pay appreciation to the mother of the shipgirls

[gentle cargo]

Those SHOES ARE A CRIME!!!!!

[oblique notch]

Its a slipper

[nova elm]

she's dead anyways, who the hell is gonna trail her?

[violet panther]

she ain't "lacking" either

[oblique notch]

Daym

[nova elm]

Funny how I have that exact sandals

[sacred oak]

not too late to marry her

[gentle cargo]

2 DIFERENT SHOES.... not 2 Dif socks..... SHOOEEESSSS

[violet panther]

a sandal and a slipper

[nova elm]

Banging the mother of all kansen should be considered a flex ngl

[oblique notch]

Still a mom weapon regardless

[nova elm]

Have you not tried it?

[gentle cargo]

DONT UBDARE COMING WITH THE CHANCLA!!!!

I still have nightmares of my childhood....

[oblique notch]

We need SKK X Anzeel more

[nova elm]

Don't complain until you try it, it may be a warcrime before everyone else starts doing it

[oblique notch]

Heh...same

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/citlali-genshin-citlali-genshin-impact-flip-flop-flip-flop-gif-3428386439173157256

enchanted slipper

[ember spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srsvycELsfc

[violet panther]

for extra damage

[gentle cargo]

GIVES EXTRA LATINA POWER!

[oblique notch]

Asian instinct tells me to run

[nova elm]

Return to sender like a boomerang enchantment for a sandal would be an OP feature

[violet panther]

indeed Citlali is mexican

[gentle cargo]

Broo U ever saw a Latina Mom with the Chancla Just BEAT8NG THE PISS out of u? I run... when my Mom had that in her hand.... i knew... No talking.... RUNNING...

[viral matrix]

are the folks in genshin also going to build a wall due to that

[oblique notch]

I can't even run from my mum in my youth

[gentle cargo]

Speed demon!!!

[violet panther]

in Genshin, Mexico border France, India, and Ukraine

[gentle cargo]

Gotta Learn those Hidding spoots

[violet panther]

[sick crest]

Hidding

[oblique notch]

These new kids had it good to live

[gentle cargo]

Btw...GUYS.... we Could get Sovetsky Ukraina in ths German Iron Blood Faction...

The Germans Captured her in WW2.

[sick crest]

Why ask us

[oblique notch]

Just like...Talliin?

[viral matrix]

i mean
its not too much of a stretch

[violet panther]

capture who? a skeleton of her keels?

[viral matrix]

tallin was bought, not seized iirc

[gentle cargo]

No Tallin was a Gift

[oblique notch]

Now i can't stop imagining Eugen and Hipper disowned her as a sibling

[violet panther]

nah, they're "loving" sisters....trust

[gentle cargo]

Germans Got Recourses soviets got Tallin, Unfinished, with only 1 Turret, nothing else because.... why would we give u a finished ship when we plan to invade u anyways.

[viral matrix]

there were also ukrainian collaborators who worked with the germans during barbarossa, so it wouldnt necessarily be too far fetched either

[violet panther]

she was named "Petropalovsk" before changed to "Tallin"

[viral matrix]

did they grow since her last skin

[sick crest]

Hard to tell

Probably

[oblique notch]

Apparently, our kansen keeps growing 'assets' the longer the time pass

[viral matrix]

proportions on the second image are horseshit tho
boobs are noticably bigger then her head, to the point where it looks uncanny

[sick crest]

Its because the base rations include kashino milk

[oblique notch]

Pretty sure FDG is more thicker in her new skin than her acquisition skin

[violet panther]

it's Kashino-milk imported and reprocessed in Europe by Andria Doria

[oblique notch]

That, i believed to be true. She gotta share her 'blessings'

[viral matrix]

god
please nuke italy

[sick crest]

Bigger

[gentle cargo]

She was Named

Petropavplovsk 1940

Tallin 1944

Dniept 1953

PKZ-112 1956....

And as as u see above... that aas How she looked From 1939..... to 1960s...

[viral matrix]

didnt ask for more slop

[gentle cargo]

1939

[sick crest]

You want more?

[gentle cargo]

1950s...

[oblique notch]

Hipper seems to be the type to not wanna drink a milk. No wonder she haven't grown much yet

[viral matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-4243488579067419276

[oblique notch]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[sick crest]

Aight time to sleep (I say lying)

[gentle cargo]

Tallin in wows was a Soviet Dream that Was UNREQL8ST8C AS HELL.....

Even more so because soviets could not figure out how german stuff worked...

[viral matrix]

did the nuclear weapons testing cause this

[rancid compass]

🚮

[gentle cargo]

Also....

Z33....

Was Transferd to Soviet after war.....

Guys.... guess how she died?

[oblique notch]

USS P. Eugen:3

[violet panther]

Lil-NJ?

[viral matrix]

nj x 0.5

[nova elm]

D: literally this emoji

[gentle cargo]

Z33... Burned down... Like a Certain Soviet carrier nowdays......

Because Soviets Do not Maintain.... stuff

[violet panther]

Nimi was canibalized post-war

by the baguettes

[sick crest]

[gentle cargo]

EVIL BAGUETTES!!!!

[nova elm]

I mean atleast it didn't get body slammed by a crane

So yknow, that's a plus.

[violet panther]

remember Z11 and Z9

[gentle cargo]

I mean... at least she didnt run into a Seamine the soviets forgot was there.... like a certain italian BB...

[violet panther]

they got jumpscared by Glowworm, and asking Hipper for help, the rest is history

[gentle cargo]

That Headbutt had 0 effectiveness

Ur pokemon died for nothin

[violet panther]

actually

Glowowrm died for something

[gentle cargo]

Kill her own crew before hipper does?

[violet panther]

Hipper was distracted by Glowworm's shenanigan, leaved Blucher underescorted ...to Norwegion Fjord

[analog stag]

For the memes

[violet panther]

the rest is history x 2

[analog stag]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-the-dna-of-the-soul-monsoon-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-12672786295085631355

[nova elm]

Campbell will probably the next meme ship

Considering we already got Willy D

[gentle cargo]

Naaa.... That Was wayyyyy before hipper....

Blücher was NEW... she Didnt even had RUST!..... AT ALL....

[violet panther]

it's not about new or old

[gentle cargo]

Like a ship starts to rust RIGHT AWAY When it touches watter.... BLÜCHER was so new She had 0 rust when she got there.. it was... BLAMAGE AS FUCK..

[nova elm]

i mean driving straight into the enemy who's defenses are still active is usually not a good sign of a successful plan

Just saying

[gentle cargo]

Funny...

The Captain Said... Na. Im not doin it...

Answer... Ok Tell Hittler u not..do it...

Captain: ... Fuck....

[violet panther]

Glowworm rammed Hipper on April 7th, Blucher got Norwayed on April 9th

[gentle cargo]

The Captain of Blücher knew it was the Most stupidest thing Ever...

[violet panther]

it's Deutcheland instead of Hipper that went along with Blucher there

it's becasue German-miscommunication exploits by Norway

by that Fort

[gentle cargo]

And Also... Narrow Streets..... Darkness.... and YOUR SHIPis the SIZE OF A FRICKN BB.....

[dense tendon]

ultraman dyna

[violet panther]

who know,s if Hipper didn't distracted by Glowworm, it might be Hipper herself that got Norwayed instead of Blucher

[nova elm]

Which would be a shame for the Tsuntsun

[gentle cargo]

We Will Never Forget the Blücher class

Meanwhile Eugen......

I can do what i want and get away with it!!!!!!

[violet panther]

Blucher : "this is fine , DAYO ❤️ "

Desuland watched Blucher on fire, and "fk this sht, i'm out"

instant u-turn

[sacred oak]

#al-general message

me killing dido

[gentle cargo]

HOOD this is Fine Dayo

[violet panther]

nice

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/history-channel-dogfights-bismarck-hood-you-sunk-my-battleship-gif-25657590

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-azur-lane-iron-lood-gif-1565736192170764999

[jaunty adder]

dumb game doesnt have the kinu loading screen

[radiant cipher]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-manhattan-cafe-apaRydaytMArg2MUkU

[sacred oak]

that animation makes it look like the shell passed clean overhead

[mossy pivot]

"Chatfield, there seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today."

[sacred oak]

though i suppose it could be one of the others from the same volley

[violet panther]

said stunned PoW

[gentle cargo]

Meanwhile Britannic

This is Fine Dayo we reach Greece

[violet panther]

Wilhelm Gustloff ship : "this is fine x 9400"

[mossy pivot]

(actually it was said by Beatty during Battle of Jutland, but the cause was still RN BCs getting bass boosted)

[gentle cargo]

Fun Fact:

Titanic Sinking tine 2hour 30min... death... over 1500 people...

Britannic (sistership) sinking time 26 min...... death 30 people.....

[violet panther]

and u know why is that?

[sacred oak]

To their credit, the lessons learned from Titanic helped ensure that no one besides those killed in the initial explosion died during its sinking

[shut crane]

see, a ship needs time to consume all it's passengers

[sacred oak]

brittanic had enough life boats

[gentle cargo]

Official Records.... All survivors of the Britannic Reached Greece .....

Britannic literally is in 50meters Shallow Waters of the coast of Greece.

[violet panther]

that's a 3rd of factors

others :

water when Britannic was sunk is relatively warm at 20c, compare to below Zero of Titanic , swimmers had less risk of hypothermia

[nocturne ether]

[gentle cargo]

The Reason Britannic Turned Sideways And did not sink like Titanic was Because as she sank.... she touched the Ocean Floor allready.

[violet panther]

• After Titanic, which had life-botes for 30-45% of crews capacity , due to outdated law

so Britannic complied to new lifebote law that could contain full 100% of people

[mossy pivot]

Ayo Em&Em

[sacred oak]

not an outdated law so much as just overly optimistic and bad reasoning

[violet panther]

it was really outdated

and also misinterpreted by liner-companies

[sacred oak]

no it was actually fairly recent

[gentle cargo]

Yeah but not all boats could be used in 26min. Sooo The Ship Sunk to fast but the Fact they could use 35 from 40 lifeboats in only 20min is remarkable...

[violet panther]

that's a factor leanrt, and further trained, partially from Titanic-case

[gentle cargo]

Before Titanic Companies thought there is always a Ship nearby to recue them.....

Titanic showed that 8s Far from the Case..

Soo.... Titanic is litterly the reason we have those Safety rules nowdays.

[sacred oak]

the idea was that the ship itself was a lifeboat. since they would be in commonly travelled waters, help would never be far away. If a ship was designed to be almost impossible to sink, and to sink very slowly even in the worst case, then help would arrive in time. the life boats were only there to ferry passengers to the rescue vessel\

[violet panther]

ok here was how the law said about life-boat

the law said numbers of lifeboats required on a large ocean liner

in "numbers of boats"

problem was

[gentle cargo]

Guys guys... WE ALL KNOW the Safeat LIFEBOAT Ever was....

[fleet flume]

bro bullins are taking up 70% of my dock space the fuck am i supposed to do

[gentle cargo]

Gurl was so fast Subs could not track her...

[violet panther]

heaviest ocean liner when law was written was merely 10k tons, with certain number capacity of passengers

Titanic was 40k tons, with 3-4 times number of passengers mentioned for 10k-tons-mark

[dense tendon]

who's them
are they twin?

[violet panther]

but Titanic still , in paper, follow rule by issue number of life-botes according to law, that speced for 10k tons ship

[sacred oak]

they were kinda right, too. Help really was very close to the Titanic, and it sank over the course of 2 hours.

The only problem was that she was in the middle of a huge ice field, and no one was willing to endanger their own vessel recklessly steaming towards her

[gentle cargo]

The BEST BOOTYS EVER!!!!

[violet panther]

that's why it's outdated law

[nocturne ether]

emden is 2 in 1 because there were 2 ships with the same name

[dense tendon]

Germany U-Boat

have boat as a name

[violet panther]

but doesn't need to repeal

just update it

[dense tendon]

woaah get 1 free 1

[sacred oak]

boot

[dense tendon]

booty

[sacred oak]

u-boote fahren
garweit in's meer hinaus

[gentle cargo]

Thise 3 WILL ALWAYS be MY MOST FAVORITE Ships EVER.....

[violet panther]

for example, -not exact number- "large Ocean liner need 16 lifeboats minimum (tailored for 10k-tons ship and 900-1000 passengers)"
Titanic followed that rule, by carrying exact 16 lifeboats, on a 40k tons ship with 2200 passengers

[ember spindle]

omg the little bnuy tail!!! how did i not notice it!!!!!!!!!

[violet panther]

that's why

[ember spindle]

surjsktkrkkajgjsjsj!!!!!!!!!!

[nova elm]

I think this guy likes Laffey

But i don't want to put my bet on it

[sacred oak]

my favorite ship ever

[ember spindle]

yeah i have some affinity for the bnuy

[nova elm]

Oh we talking about old ships?

[nova elm]

Both bnuy?

[violet panther]

iconic lattice mast

[ember spindle]

yes

[nova elm]

Bnuymacy

[sacred oak]

I really want to get me a model USS Oregon

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1507289011780059247/cs_azurlane220422.gif

[solid whale]

the cheshire rogan experience

[sacred oak]

also cheesewheel turrets are extemely based and full of aura

[violet panther]

Chien Wu

[sacred oak]

chen who

[nova elm]

Master Wu?

https://tenor.com/view/spiritual-zen-peace-meditate-meditation-gif-11176046

[violet panther]

she's chinese-taihou, according to when she debut

and with the AL's first L2D+ skin experiment

[shut crane]

2 boats for the price of 1

[solid whale]

wonder what the next innovation in upcharging for l2d skins will be

[violet panther]

that signatured 1680 gem price

[solid whale]

4d l2d skin

[somber steeple]

Fortnite collab with azur lane when

[violet panther]

at least u dont say "L4D"

[nova elm]

Good Waif
Evil Waif

https://tenor.com/view/daydreaming-cats-conswayo-white-cat-black-cat-gif-7341767205748460337

[violet panther]

not sure can be said the same for Kurumi (skin)

[halcyon knot]

Mentally Bankrupt

[somber steeple]

Cod bo7

[weary trellis]

[nova elm]

Nah that's just regular bankrupt, go file your bankruptcy chapter buddy

[sacred oak]

i've been wondering, is Emden canonically supposed to have two bodies and thus basically two ships for real, or is the evil emden just some projection and the other is the only real one with weapons

[nova elm]

GL on the grind from 0 again buddy been there (and is currently stuck there)

[gaunt apex]

there was some lore that was talked about it too bad i forgot it

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kaga-default-dance-anime-gif-19075481

[violet panther]

from chibis, White Emden seems to be the representative, and black emden is projected

[fleet flume]

tbf Tirpitz did more

just by sitting there

[nova elm]

Why so boingboing?

[sacred oak]

so haters can call it unrealistic

[nova elm]

Yeah she was like that one fat security guard at the buildings entrance just to scare anybody who doesn't have business inside the building

[violet panther]

Tirpitz, as slack and lonely as she is, did her job as semi-effective "fleet in being" for 3 years

[shut crane]

no boing boing

[fleet flume]

she aint got allat

[nova elm]

Momma that ain't no apple that's a damn plantation

[sacred oak]

fine by me

[violet panther]

Freddy-chan

[nova elm]

HIII GERMAN UNICORN!!!!

[sacred oak]

still cute

[fleet flume]

THATS WHY I SAID NO RUNNING IN THE POOL

[nova elm]

I unironically like the Elite more than the UR in this event lmao

[sacred oak]

happens quite a lot yet people are always surprised

[keen abyss]

Does a oathed ship affinity drop when they're exhausted?

[sacred oak]

yes

but they won't divorce you

[ionic dock]

wd alsace be added into the ur redeem pool aftr the rerun

[violet panther]

i never try, but can oathed ship drop aff below 100?

[ionic dock]

hits hard

[nova elm]

Just like a regular marriage

[nova elm]

Yz

6-7 month iirc

[ionic dock]

more like UNLIKE a regular marriage

[sacred oak]

but please don't trap your girls in an abusive relationship\

[keen abyss]

It's would be so funny if they do, and you get the ring back.

[ionic dock]

am so broke beyond belief ill hv to redeem her in the pool instead of pullin her

[solid whale]

id let atago abuse me wdym

[nova elm]

Pft dw

[ionic dock]

magodar can be grinded via event ye?

[weary trellis]

she borrowed some

[nova elm]

I ran out of the resource everyone have

[nova elm]

Yes

[nova elm]

Holy shit she's cute?!

[ionic dock]

niceee, oil ain a problem for me

[nova elm]

Wot? Am I not allowed to simp for more ships?

[sacred oak]

small and portable, very nice

i could fir her in my backpack

[ionic dock]

💀

[sacred oak]

mm, backpack might be too small

seabag for sure though

[nova elm]

A Kopper would fit tho

[ionic dock]

is this event worth grindin honestly

[gentle cargo]

This is CURSED in sooo Many Levels Even My Formi Plush Falled From chair.

[nova elm]

Idk man, I ran out of at the 60th pull

So... Maybe?

[ionic dock]

dawg wth

[gentle cargo]

How can u run out???.

[ionic dock]

fr

[nova elm]

Do not insult my supreme resource management skill

[ionic dock]

alr dawg

[nova elm]

I may have forgotten for like... A month? That I actually need drills to pull for ships soo~

[violet panther]

you are open to judge when u declare your numbers in public

[shut crane]

Geeeeeeeeems

[ionic dock]

dawg like, normally ppl wont use drills to quick finish the daily pull ye?

[sacred oak]

your supreme resource management system sucks and reflects poorly on you not just as a manager, but as a human being as well.

[nova elm]

Wair

[gentle cargo]

Meanwhile

[ionic dock]

woah woah woah woah

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-emotional-damage-steven-he-emotional-damage-gif-23428142

[ionic dock]

normal no. rlly

like dude rarely do ppl use quick finishers unless its for events

[nova elm]

Starting to recoup some atleast, hey at least recovery is in progress. Unlike irl government

[ionic dock]

alr dawg

[sacred oak]

oh lmao i didn't realize the context was running out of quick finishers

[dense tendon]

lol

[gentle cargo]

I Only Use At Events...

Liek Why Should i use a Quick fin for 1 Single Light Daily Pull.....

[sacred oak]

how tf you even manage that

[violet panther]

lol

[late frigate]

How many UR we get in a year including reruns?

[ionic dock]

exactly

[nova elm]

Excuse my supreme intelligence

[ionic dock]

thats bloody on pt

[nova elm]

Hehe.....

[sacred oak]

6 new across 4 events, plus as many in reruns

[nova elm]

[sacred oak]

so 12 total

[ionic dock]

https://klipy.com/gifs/diabolical-the-boys--k01KS7BXNNM7M7YDGGDPYDHGH1H

[sacred oak]

add in 1-2 DRs each year, and maybe a UR retrofit

[nova elm]

I'll like send a screenshot in probably off topic after I get off work

[late frigate]

How many events? 4 to 6?

[ionic dock]

is gouden leeuv worth grindin eh?

[nova elm]

Rn im just waiting for like a new job from teams

[ionic dock]

am bored nd wanna find a shipgirl to grind

[sacred oak]

4 UR events each year, two of them will have an extra non-gacha UR (like this one now)

[violet panther]

4 UR-event = 4-8 URs

[sacred oak]

reruns occur 2 years after the initial run, usually right after that quarters new UR event

[late frigate]

I see

[sacred oak]

no. exactly 6.

[violet panther]

basically, adding 35-50 shipgirls a year, collab included

[lapis mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/something-is-very-wrong-here-stan--k01KS7C6W6F7GW1JNPW3SFR42Q4

[violet panther]

damn, sounds so sure which has only 1 which has 2 URs

[ionic dock]

oh ye btw for the new top up shop, does that mean ppl from other regions can finally top their accs up w/ gems?

[sacred oak]

that's the whole point of the top up shop yes

[ionic dock]

cuz b4 google basically screws u up when u tryna purchase gems when ur not in na or sth

[late frigate]

And UR rerun only for a week?

[ionic dock]

fak ye finally

now i can finally buy skins whenever i want

ffs

[sacred oak]

reruns in general are only 1 week, but you get a ton of free build tickets

[violet panther]

but because of that, getting Mog is twice harder/more daunting task

[dense tendon]

the goon power so strong they made male disappear and rewrite the story of BD2

[sacred oak]

What can I say? Devs love making lousy ships into URs

[violet panther]

i can say

Mog use same process as 2501

iirc

but since it only halved the time available

[sacred oak]

what process?

[violet panther]

unless i remember osmething wrong, corrrect me

[sacred oak]

the prefabricated construction?

[stiff forum]

This is true btw

Search it

[violet panther]

like ways to acquire Mog-tokens

[dense tendon]

nah imma gonna back play my nekopara

[stiff forum]

Search this trust me

Screenshot it

[violet panther]

[shut crane]

[late frigate]

Is Mogador got powercreep'd?

[violet panther]

in what aspect?

[idle pier]

Z52 and Traf>Mogador

[violet panther]

in combat prowless ^

[shut crane]

[late frigate]

Kinda expected that but i just saw it today

[gentle cargo]

I Made Somethin Funy In Grok with GvB... hehehehe

[violet panther]

in aggressive horniness , she's still zenith

[gentle cargo]

Finally i got my Justagram GvB

[violet panther]

[sacred oak]

mog was never really top in slot and that hasn't changed

she's still good though

[somber steeple]

Hamhurger

[late frigate]

I stop playing BD2, kinda heavy on phone

[gentle cargo]

Average anti Mog Propaganda

[violet panther]

BD2? spec-heavy?

[late frigate]

On my potato phone

[violet panther]

then how is AL ?

[late frigate]

AL fine af lol

[violet panther]

good to hear

[gentle cargo]

I mean... My Samsung runs All Fine

[sacred oak]

a "cruiser armed destroyer" firing eight 5.5" guns at 3 rounds per minute making her less well armed than a Benson

I'd say it was always deserved

[violet panther]

i use samsung too

[sacred oak]

didn't know they came with legs now\

[late frigate]

Like roach?

[sinful vapor]

[sacred oak]

it's fake and I just proved it. give up

[shut crane]

you're fake!

ha gottem

[violet panther]

138mm gun on a french DD looks a bit "big", until u also look at opponent (german Z-class) with some armed with single-barrel 150mm (the italians (and british) were more "average" 120mm)

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/charolette-genshin-genshin-impact-gif-5643196207641461837

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-deep-space-9-it's-a-fake-fake-gif-18209291631316754989

[stiff forum]

No

I got 3 or more screenshots of that

xD

[solid whale]

bro is a fake and a fraud

[shut crane]

a fake fraud!

[solid whale]

to the 7th layer of hell with ye

[sacred oak]

don't care, I'm too busy learning how to turn Minecraft into a Linux desktop compositor

[violet panther]

[stiff forum]

Goodluck?

[normal comet]

Omg

[solid whale]

cargo ships if they were awesome

[sacred oak]

named for the greek island obviously

[normal comet]

Jean Bart and Massachusetts

[violet panther]

there was USS Ara too

[stiff forum]

Lesbian island?

[somber steeple]

SS Transgender when

[sacred oak]

Lesbos. A person from Lesbos is a Lesbian.

[normal comet]

even the male one?

[sacred oak]

yep

[normal comet]

i wonder what's their flags

[sacred oak]

uh

[stiff forum]

Do they need one

[sacred oak]

🇬🇷

that one

[modern moon]

🇫🇷

[normal comet]

Ohh it's Greek island

[modern moon]

this

[stiff forum]

Sir that's fran-

[sacred oak]

it's an island in greece yes

[violet panther]

a North Africa country of Chad, sadly population there ain' called "Gigachad"

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-more-alcohol-gif-17298111637455009108

[sacred oak]

but if you gathered one billion people in Chad, would they form a gigachad?

[normal comet]

Why they're called lesbian, not Greek?

[somber steeple]

aleast they slapped Libyan forces with pickup

[normal comet]

Maybe