al-general

[zinc kite]

A grave mistake

[shut crane]

also squish the booba

[ember spindle]

i searched the name and that came up 😭

[sullen summit]

I need to grind for mogador

[stiff forum]

[zinc kite]

For or On?

[violet panther]

it was post or pre-UvH discussion i guess

[zinc kite]

Like level her up or prefarm?

[stiff forum]

Dork

[violet panther]

that's sounds so Mog

[stiff forum]

xD?

[violet panther]

she's a natural EMP-touch

[gentle charm]

still no Rossiya

lol

[gaunt apex]

Man

i wanna have Mog

[violet panther]

you may have a heart-attack if she just leap to enemy that is bullet-helling

[bold kayak]

i want more pose from her only 4

[gentle charm]

how many factions were there in Azur Lane again?

[shut crane]

it's not the best l2d, we've had some bangers with a lot of interactions, but it's pretty ok

[bold kayak]

8 factions

[gentle charm]

aight

[bold kayak]

ohhh didnt include tempesta

[shut crane]

I get to take her shells

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/best-friend-puffer-fish-3ohhwIkoQvnnvy9QRy

[bold kayak]

shes the cutest fox mermaid

[violet panther]

merfox

[zinc kite]

She reminds me of Kiara Ruler Summer

[violet panther]

[zinc kite]

With the mermaid motiff

[violet panther]

could has used her flooftails as propeller

[bold kayak]

aight love her moon cancer

[zinc kite]

Oh wait she was moon cancer class

My bad

[bold kayak]

her summer outfit is moon cancer

[zinc kite]

Ah

[tame hearth]

Wth
Your pic is very sussy

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506685045258059826/20260520_174602.gif

[bold kayak]

she’s definitely more beautiful than other fox mermaid

[shut crane]

Foxy

[violet panther]

there is other fox-mermaid?

[runic totem]

why saint louis and emden are so hot especially with their summer outfits

[shut crane]

good fox tummy

[bold kayak]

because its summer

[violet panther]

artist's goon-motivated art

[rose spire]

Found one of the daily dose images

[runic totem]

das crazy amount of roses

[shut crane]

it's only 4 digits

[runic totem]

bet akashi has crazy markups

[normal comet]

lmaaoo

[frank relic]

She ask for the rose but turn out there is no rose needed for her play...

[normal comet]

mods slowmode

[frank relic]

what a waste of rose

[shut crane]

ban this degen

[lapis mesa]

Not gacha was no trophy wasn't it?

[runic totem]

you can see the petals flying

[shut crane]

My fox got tied up

[frank relic]

yeah and she is in the middle of the air :v

[runic totem]

she scattered the roses

[frank relic]

And now they all gone...

May as well not even use them

[runic totem]

for a romantic moment

cyrene coded

[lapis mesa]

Nvm, I was thinking of a different game disc lmfao

[gentle charm]

okay, done.

[rose crater]

i have 56 cubes available should i go for the gacha ur

🙂

[runic totem]

are you British or something

[gentle charm]

Nah

And yeah

[gaunt apex]

if you have luck do so i only got Z15

[gentle charm]

British name

[rose crater]

I just done a 10 pull and get the sr which name idk

Should i

[runic totem]

no, i meant "favourite"
instead of "favorite"

[rose crater]

I kind of love Alsace

[stiff forum]

another riche wrong time

[lapis mesa]

too bad she isn't available

but....get the skin anyway

[stiff forum]

Gimme all girls from the banner already

[gentle charm]

Because I use proper English

[shut crane]

consistency nonexistent

[gentle charm]

You might be blind then

A lot of them are Cruisers

[rose crater]

Yoooo just drop an essex

Finally

[gaunt apex]

Same.... my Gacha luck sucks ass lol

[rose crater]

Two braincells is enough

[shut crane]

lol, lmao even

idiot

[hard vine]

what is up my goobers

[opal karma]

Hi

[gentle charm]

it's because my computer is set to recognize Norwegian

[shut crane]

and norwegian can't allign properly?

[gentle charm]

the word is too long

[zinc kite]

Let it roll

[gentle charm]

for one line

[gaunt apex]

Not everyone can spell stuff correctly in English lol my english sucks

[shut crane]

text alignment you goober

one is left alligned the other is centered

[rose crater]

Fun fact: if japanese love you they will say “the moon is beautiful tonight”

[violet panther]

in my country, ppl prefer "favourite" over "favorite" , while also prefer "color" over "colour"

[gentle charm]

because I clicked add new below

[gentle charm]

armour

[ruby gulch]

How uncivilised

[gaunt apex]

oh boy in My country it means Farbe (color)

[zinc kite]

So hows the hipper retrofit?

[gaunt apex]

Easy

[violet panther]

Pearl Harbour too

[opal karma]

Everyone told me that the moon was horrible that night

[gentle charm]

anyhow, my taste is impeccable

exquisite

divine even

[stiff forum]

Hello coco

[shut crane]

lol, lmao even

[opal karma]

Ello VI

Long time no see

[stiff forum]

Yea hru

[rose crater]

essex moment

[opal karma]

Kinda messy
Cortisolmaxxing i guess?

[ruby gulch]

Regarding ur choise of favourit RN, i cant argue with that

[gentle charm]

Monarch ❤️

[shut crane]

fox

[opal karma]

Wbu?

[gentle charm]

Yorck was close to be beaten by Graf Zeppelin in my rating though

And Rossiya was close to be changed by Krasny Kavkaz

I love Cruisers

[tight stone]

How do you even survive against Akagi without Amagi

[ruby gulch]

I mean it is a pretty skin, but a nine foxtailed mermaid is quite weird, ngl

[shut crane]

it's ok, she hid her tails with fox magic so it doesn't look that weird

[spice dove]

what's the point if there are no fluffy tails

[shut crane]

fluffy ears

[pliant panther]

Thing azur lane would go for sailing boat ?

In wood

[shut crane]

Go fish

[rose crater]

water makes fluffy less fluffy 😞

[zinc kite]

Fox with no fluffy tails 💔

[shut crane]

Lul

[vivid osprey]

https://x.com/i/status/2057355715635728468 need artists to hurry the fuck up on this one

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X · May 21, 2026, 7:00 AM

[ruby gulch]

Party or oath?

[shut crane]

paahhhtyyy

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-pull-liz-birdsworth-wentworth-s7e1-gif-22933776

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506724017036591144/20260520_202125.gif

[shut crane]

boing boing

[stiff forum]

Doing as fine

Before

[stiff forum]

Hot

[gentle charm]

this doesn't look like the car

[hard vine]

i think shipgirls are quite blessed

[normal comet]

why

[sacred oak]

EVERYONE 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 GET IN THE CAR 🚗 WE'RE LEAVING 🏃‍➡️ THIS TOWN 🏢 . WHAT THE- THIS ISN'T THE CAR 🧱

[shut crane]

I think shipgirls are quite cute

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-old-joseph-old-joseph-joestar-joseph-joestar-gif-5211359905284377620

[violet panther]

[gentle charm]

OHHH MAI GO

[rancid compass]

looks like a hacked account, time to bean

[rancid compass]

[sacred oak]

ojii-san nani the fuck

[gentle charm]

Joseph's English VA is so goofy

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExejJsbmVldG5xbnVmdmFzN2g5bDExa2RxdG4wYmhuczkyM21wNjVzayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/P9VDZ1XrVn32OTz05k/giphy.gif

[opal karma]

Laff

[rancid compass]

[shut crane]

we need more kii in the game

[sacred oak]

devs forgot about Kii on like day 2 of her release

[violet panther]

there can't be more Kii anymore

all 4 Kiis are here

[shut crane]

we can have kii meta, kii muse, kii 2, kii skins

so much kii to be had

[final seal]

where can i get more of this?

[violet panther]

ah the SP , fair game

[shut crane]

the shopping mall methinks

[violet panther]

from daily missions or trade shop-token for it

your own pace

[final seal]

the first two clear in event, right?

[sacred oak]

you get a bunch for the first SP clear and then a smaller amount once per day following that

[rose spire]

Hi all

[rose spire]

You changed your name

[sacred oak]

if you complete the missions, you won't need to buy any tokens in the shop

[violet panther]

can't i?

it still same pattern

[stiff forum]

Oki

[rose spire]

Was just looking

[stiff forum]

The modern kafka pfp

[violet panther]

oh, you know her right?

[stiff forum]

Why wont i shes the first mommy on NTE

[final seal]

i can hear my pc crying now

[stiff forum]

we encountered

After fadia

[uneven forum]

gap moe....

[violet panther]

i won't be surprised if her first name is "Toyota"

[stiff forum]

Crazy no more bisko?

[uneven forum]

that's a different guy

[sacred oak]

What you don't have a $3000 PC?

[final seal]

all this for azur lane

[stiff forum]

@rose spire we got ur lost brother

[final seal]

also mine only 1000 bucks

[rose spire]

They used to be call taihou biggest fan and husband

[sacred oak]

thems rookie numbers. I once got my computer to 25 days up time

[stiff forum]

No more taihou?

[rose spire]

You really thought I changed my name from Bismarck to someone else?

[stiff forum]

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[stiff forum]

Tbh i really thought he did

[final seal]

it's just that the same time as i staying up

[stiff forum]

😭

[final seal]

ye i haven't slept yet

[sacred oak]

go to sleep silly

[stiff forum]

A mimir

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/spice-and-wolf-sleep-holo-smiling-sleeping-gif-17737702

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/luisszou-lays-amimir-choque-gif-21481249

[sacred oak]

sleep and dream of cute wolf girls

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[stiff forum]

Bigger jingliu

[final seal]

after getting this wriggling jellyfish

[rose spire]

Delusional if you think so

[final seal]

promise

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-honkai-star-rail-jingliu-gif-8327632593455954073

[rose spire]

Uhhhh don’t play honkai wouldn’t know

[sullen summit]

Whos the kafka looking one?

[stiff forum]

Better not plsy any hoyo game

[gentle charm]

Monarch

[rose spire]

To late

[final seal]

wait a minute

i just realize

i haven't ate as well lol

[violet panther]

police Monarch is a mix of Kafka and Makima

[tranquil mural]

That cracked me up xD

[shut crane]

rat must be happy

[hard vine]

[pliant panther]

Police she not gonna run anywhere with that skirt

[violet panther]

she still can reach the crime scene

[rose spire]

Is götz the middle sister of Ulrich and and fdg?

[violet panther]

that's what i believe

[shut crane]

could be

[solar dome]

I need to be in the middle of ulrich and fdg

[fleet flume]

new loading screen?

[violet panther]

very old

[solar dome]

no that's old

[shut crane]

how about in the middle of ulrich fdg and gotz

[pliant panther]

True

[solar dome]

how about uvh fdg gvb and mecklenburg

[pliant panther]

Shinano sleeping in the backstage

[violet panther]

she goes Chuuni!?

[fleet flume]

thought its new since its the 1st time ive seen it

[solar dome]

it was ingame for like one update then left once that update was over

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-ronova-gif-15491548413310834580

[rose spire]

So that means fdg should be the first sister which makes her the oldest then dam

[shut crane]

there are some nice loading screens to select from

like mainz, and mamagi, and some booba

[uneven forum]

I was expecting her to be a worse taihou but then she gave me this facecard and I gagged on my drink ngl

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/zhuang-fangyi-zhuang-fangyi-arknights-endfield-gif-7881644390219353140

[shut crane]

love thy gotz

[real rivet]

bro mogador skin

[idle pier]

Cant wait to oath her and rename her

[uneven forum]

what do you think's a good name

[shut crane]

lewdador

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/zhuang-fangyi-zhuang-fangyi-arknights-endfield-gif-12199115287196496142

[idle pier]

Esdeath (said multiple times)

[real rivet]

im crine

[barren sierra]

i now have 3 ur ships
and 1 ur bulin

[uneven forum]

crazy

[stiff forum]

lmao

[barren sierra]

a bajillion SR ships and 1 gold bulin

[idle pier]

For Gotz not mog

[solar dome]

garlichingen

[stiff forum]

Ik

[merry robin]

She drained me and left

[uneven forum]

same

[barren sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-vivian-vivian-banshee-gif-625165605966690588

[merry robin]

I mean in a sense that i didnt get her

[uneven forum]

Oh

[merry robin]

115 cubes wasted

[static sparrow]

💀

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[barren sierra]

i have cubes waiting but i have 0 coins

[idle pier]

Im at 196 pulls now. Still no GvB

[shut crane]

got a tallinn

[idle pier]

100% she'll come to me by pity

[merry robin]

I got 2 hoods tho

Bloody hell

[barren sierra]

i got her at 34 rolls

[uneven forum]

i got lucky and clocked around 40

[barren sierra]

this might be the only gacha game im lucky in

[shut crane]

I got hood, heinrich, belarus, takao, and tallinn

[merry robin]

Soyuz and Gvb ragebaiting me

Lion and Unzen as well btw.

[uneven forum]

but seriously i was expecting a bitchy personality ngl

[solar dome]

what's she like

[merry robin]

Whats her persona?

Fdg type?

Calmer type?

[shut crane]

I expected a lewd personality, cuz all the new girls are lewd

[static sparrow]

Elegantly lewd

[barren sierra]

eugen but x10

[torpid kettle]

especially fishmagi

[merry robin]

Ggs then

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-x-family-elegant-elegance-gif-25575322

[barren sierra]

i have too many new ships

[merry robin]

I have to hit pity

[shut crane]

mermaidmagi is pretty normal ngl

[sacred oak]

you're just getting started

[barren sierra]

i now have 0 room

[shut crane]

I'm running low on dank space

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506685045258059826/20260520_174602.gif

lewd !

[shut crane]

it's love

[sacred oak]

1000 is the sweet spot right now, but it's gonna stop being enough here pretty soon

[shut crane]

pet da fox!

[sacred oak]

noooooooooo

[torpid kettle]

shes about to break out the phone like alsace

[sacred oak]

i missed the night comissions again

fuck why do they go away so soon

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477997706088812676/alsace_bikni.gif

[sacred oak]

i've been warned for less so you know

[ivory oyster]

damnnn this is a good feature

[shut crane]

and then you even feed her sweets

pet the fox
feed the fox
lewd the fox

[ivory oyster]

i wanna buy the skin but afraid of too less interaction + idh amagi

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457689334844227634/20260102_154332.gif

[sacred oak]

and then you feed her ||tacos||

[torpid kettle]

ok

[shut crane]

she's got 4 poses, 4 special interactions, and a small modification tool to change her tail color and remove the skirt like part

[ivory oyster]

feed her dihh

[past summit]

First try 20 cube

[shut crane]

like, for a 2026 skins, it's average in interaction

[uneven forum]

Pretty normal actually, focuses more on etiquette and mannerisms befitting of an individual taking part in high-class society, less so about she looks down upon others and more so in a nurturing manner if I had to say I guess?

[shut crane]

nothing amazing, but not bad

[sacred oak]

believe it or not, instant ban

[shut crane]

remove his ships

[ivory oyster]

the login screen is outstanding with her in

[uneven forum]

the swimsuit skin yeah she's lewd asl

[shut crane]

she's so cute

[uneven forum]

but the hand interaction was funny and caught me off guard

[past summit]

I forgot this is not trophy room sorry

[ivory oyster]

i want the hd ver download

[sacred oak]

the sirens call you to the deep

[shut crane]

in cn there's a fish... and gotz has an ugly pink swimsuit

[ivory oyster]

link? if you're kind enough

[shut crane]

there is no link

[barren sierra]

goobers

[ivory oyster]

[versed pulsar]

it's a new loading screen
gona be posted in the wiki after a while

[tepid warren]

I got 2 URs before ANY GOLD WTF

[shut crane]

I think it's all on the boorus

[sacred oak]

banned

[shut crane]

shit got uploaded to boorus before we even began maintenance

[barren sierra]

send coins

[sacred oak]

this is why they turn off image perms lmao

[shut crane]

scrap all his ships

[tepid warren]

like dude

[shut crane]

random ass goobers just never reading rules

[tepid warren]

whats the rules ?

[shut crane]

it's da rules

you know, things servers have

and users have to follow

[sacred oak]

the rules you were forced to navigate to and click a button confirming you read them

the ones in the channel called Rules

[tepid warren]

🥀

[sacred oak]

the rules you didn't read because you're too cool for that

[solar dome]

Chrofi

[shut crane]

anyway, you guys lynch him, I have to go visit my grandma

[sacred oak]

lynch will's grandma, got it

[barren sierra]

is it just me or does washingtons art look really low res compared to the others

[tepid warren]

so is this luck or bad luck ? i got her in 30 pulls

[sacred oak]

older skins were lower resolution

[barren sierra]

ok now i cant unnotice that

[solar dome]

good luck

[sacred oak]

the devs don't care how bloated the storage use is anymore, so you get full res

congredulates

[barren sierra]

at least its not wuwa levels

[sacred oak]

and hey if you were playing on a 6" 720p screen back in 2018, you wouldn't have been able to tell the difference anyway

just sayin

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/camellya-dancing-gif-1443585315587959565

[sacred oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1291624105166245952/Essexstein.GIF

[hard vine]

It is wuwa levels

[sacred oak]

wuwawawawawa

[halcyon knot]

Hello :>

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/fuwamoco-fuwawa-3d-ear-wiggles-ears-gif-1092841499866321175

[halcyon knot]

[dull sigil]

What is the lore about Commander $1?

[vivid osprey]

Azur Lane lore

[nova monolith]

[sinful vapor]

imagine Commander $1 is George Washington

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506732804749131916/20260520_205458.gif

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-peak-cinema-absolute-cinema-gif-2419960068189387292

[solar dome]

oh how I missed you two

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[mortal hill]

small company, coding is hard

[normal comet]

so if they're on bed, they called $1 all the time

lol

[mossy eagle]

imgperms

[mental swift]

raise your hands if you’ve acquired götz

[normal comet]

gotz isn't gothing

sad

[mental swift]

brain explotano

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/elysia-chibi-honkai-gif-3794553639986961336

[tight roost]

strange seeing alsauce with no mask

[past shuttle]

Why does cowpen try to collar the commander

[magic marsh]

its so over, this is the first UR I will not obtain 🤣

[mortal hill]

Why do you want to be collared

[past shuttle]

I don't

[mortal hill]

I want

[past shuttle]

....

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/i-miss-you-already-gif-350391168989916893

[sacred oak]

what you leaving or something

[dark solstice]

just been playing star citizen alot and not much AL

[sacred oak]

o

play al while playing star citizen

[dark solstice]

i guess when jumping would work

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-gif-9016589096214370227

did they anounce the UR yet ?>

[modern moon]

Hello Laners

[violet panther]

[violet panther]

UR is out since last night

it was irregular Wednesday-maint

[dark solstice]

what nation is she ?

dammit phone playing around xD

[violet panther]

Gotz Von Berlichingen and U-2501, u can guess

[dark solstice]

Not German i guess xD

[violet panther]

germans

[dark solstice]

Gotz is what class?

[violet panther]

FDG-class

[frank relic]

Vampire mommy class

[dark solstice]

ahh i guess she has powercrept lion now

[violet panther]

nah

[dark solstice]

[violet panther]

she is similar to UvH

[frank relic]

No , because when she is out of ammo she is weak af

[magic marsh]

probably H39

[dark solstice]

kinda suprised

[violet panther]

her power is...mid at worst, but her interaction and skins are Goon-worthy

[dark solstice]

that Hood skin is wow

[vivid osprey]

I like the avp skin a lot

[jagged forge]

what’s the best way to get combat data for the lab?

[primal forum]

[dark solstice]

ty guys for the info will have to see when i get ity downloaded

[ionic gulch]

The chat shall have some haku

[jagged forge]

I been trying so long to get roon

[frank relic]

Use the recommended faction , shut your brain and grind out 12 and above

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1456621682742530162/20251231_192139.gif

[normal comet]

grind baby grind

[frank relic]

You will get there eventually

[sacred oak]

Wait a god damn second... That's a Sunderland

With the pontoons gone

[magic marsh]

now were does one get 200 cubes in a week without using the mighty credit card

[sacred oak]

in a week? you don't

[frank relic]

should have started earlier and save up

[magic marsh]

I didn't expect the next UR ships to be this early lol

[wintry salmon]

I choose Yorktown 2 and essex

What did y'all choose?

[dark solstice]

They were built here and thanks to the top brass the short stirling had the lowest ceiling thanks to the standard hangar doors supposedly

[wraith wind]

The cockpit is too smooth, and the nose points downwards on the AL version.
The tail is also significantly larger

[magic marsh]

moskva drained everything I had 😭

[violet panther]

Sunderland, Hk8Type2, or JRM Mars

[gentle cargo]

Today is the Day Where we Wish another Year Happy BDay to the one and only Grey Ghost!!!

[sacred oak]

i actually don't think it's based on anything at all, but a sundarland is about the only aircraft with those wacky proportions

and 4 engines

[violet panther]

and conventional-looking tailfins

[sacred oak]

yes single rudder

[violet panther]

although i listed other 2 flyingbotes that also looks similar

[sacred oak]

if it was 2 engines i'd suggest a beaufighter

[magic marsh]

if only UR ships didn't take years to rerun...

[dark solstice]

Grey ghost's, grey ghosts everywhere

[merry robin]

So a mommy

[violet panther]

Hk8type2 : hull too angular

[dark solstice]

the floats tho

[violet panther]

JRM Mars, tailfin slightly too thin compare to that sihoulette

[agile solstice]

Jesus Christ that Mogador skin is a war crime

[uneven forum]

kinda yes but a step below friedrich

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-legends-of-avantris-war-cry-chuckles-the-clown-dnd-gif-3651165872526298357

[gentle cargo]

Yuusshh But QUEEN MARY ish the OG Grey Ghosty!!!

And a SPEED DEMON!!!

Queen Mary Was Soo Fast that There where numerous papaers of Sub Captains Say we "we saw Queen Mary, made our Torpedoes ready and the Next Moment when we Locked on her..... she was Gone"

IMMAGINE NOT NEEDING GUNS BECAUSE UR SO GIGACHAD FAST No one can track u?!!!!

[violet panther]

FDG > GvB > UvH in class seniority

[sacred oak]

I have all ships in the game so this only matters if it happens to save me a purin

[dark solstice]

imagine running away instead of ramming

[gentle cargo]

FDG is the OG Mommy
GvB is the Silicone Booba Mommy
UvH is the Cool Auntie that Says Yes to Everything and not tells your Mom.

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[signal delta]

Sup Laners

[violet panther]

GvB is an Alvitr ramping up both size and assertiveness

[gentle cargo]

[dark solstice]

Drop the cat

[gentle charm]

formi

[gentle cargo]

Ibswear the First time i saw GvB and i loocked at her i was....

Ok... who was the Doctor of yo Boobas? ...

[gentle charm]

want to see my favourites from each faction

[agile solstice]

So for a noob who’s been out of the loop all year… who’s still good again?

[dark solstice]

Sure go ahead

[sacred oak]

Oklahoma

Trust

[sacred oak]

[violet panther]

[normal comet]

tempesta forgotten again

[gentle charm]

don't like any

[dark solstice]

Moanarch not top so 9/10

[gentle charm]

it's not like that

[sacred oak]

More serious answer: you can just mash together whatever random URs you have, and as long as they're equipped with +10 gear they won't be bad

[sacred oak]

Yes the game really is that brainsead

[gentle charm]

it's my favourite from each faction, not f to s

[sacred oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616363000382750747/1304867580468658186/Seseren_kr_-_1855265896195080298.gif

[dark solstice]

Scamcat is were its at

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1497299092856901752/5da9c8070f15b0b843812c4a9597aab0.gif

[violet panther]

then a commiecat

[normal comet]

mid tier list tho

[sacred oak]

What did you say to piss her off so much?

[normal comet]

just smack her ass

[sacred oak]

Pretty sure she wouldn't mind that

[gentle charm]

That's not how it works for this

who are you to judge my likes

[wintry salmon]

Literally all?

[violet panther]

guess you spanked her ass with a cucumber

[gentle cargo]

My Favorites Each Faction are

Germany: Alvitr
Japan: Taihō
China: Harbin
Soviet: Soyuz (until Ukraina arrives)
French: Alsace
USA: Bremerton
Britain: Formidable
Italy: Andrea Doria
Netherlands: Gouden Leeuw

[normal comet]

freedom of speech

[sacred oak]

Yeah it really doesn't matter that much unless you're trying to optimize META showdows

Or one whot an arbiter

[wintry salmon]

Ohh

[gentle charm]

I like Cruisers

[sacred oak]

And you can worry about W15 and W16 when you get there

Till then use whatever

[dark solstice]

My Favorites Each Faction are

Germany: Hipper
Japan: zuikaku
China: anshan
Soviet:no clue
French: Dunking donut
USA: Ranger
Britain: Everyone
Italy: Aquila
Netherlands: The elf lady

[sacred oak]

My favorites:
Oklahoma

[agile silo]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476967446186557684/20260227_144058.gif

[sacred oak]

[gentle charm]

there are two french factions

[sacred oak]

Lore wise they're reunited

But it was never fixed for the ships themselves

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/alekirser-ally-kirser-funny-meme-gif-15678752827427505860

[sacred oak]

Hm. Is mommy meter referring to how easy she is to impregnate?

[gentle charm]

yes

[sacred oak]

Naruhodo

[dark solstice]

its how many kids she already has

[agile solstice]

Awesome, I do have an alright roster of UR’s ( I do suffer from still using my original wife, Arizona (give her a retrofit for Christ))

[dark solstice]

at least 20 there

[agile solstice]

Hairs white, next question

[dark solstice]

or if she had baby fletchers there were plenty more

[agile solstice]

In terms of Waifu? Sure

[sacred oak]

Remember what I said earlier about how it doesn't matter?

That applies even to common ships

[agile solstice]

She has retrofit too right?

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/richelieu-battleship-france-fire-destruction-gif-18164881182724696317

[sacred oak]

As long as they're properly levelled and have good gear, any ship will perform adequately for 95% of content

[agile solstice]

Richelieu suffers from the war crime of being French

[gentle charm]

French tech is peak

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-world-of-warships-wows-azur-lane-enterprise-gif-3593620708247147083

[sacred oak]

French battleships are cool what can I say

[gentle charm]

they locked in so hard during the interwar

[sacred oak]

That's a predreadnought lul

[gentle charm]

I know

I was just saying

[violet panther]

the tumblehome

[gentle charm]

look at dunkerque

[gentle cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warships-thinking-mans-action-game-wows-gif-18888488

[dark solstice]

SInce i stopped playing i dont think

[sacred oak]

Richalieus are cool too. Fuck yeah put all the guns forward. The french charge into battle. No need to ever run away.

[gentle charm]

their blindspot isn't very large

[sacred oak]

It's like a 60° ish deadzone

[final seal]

i feel awful

[sacred oak]

Also you generally wouldn't want to fire straight forward either. It's possible, but the blast does not great things to the ship

[dark solstice]

What could have been if not for silly treaties

[analog stag]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-max0r-afford-maxor-senator-bs-gif-26161746

[sacred oak]

But then how will we fund a war in Iran?

Tomahawk missiles don't pay for themselves you know

[mossy pivot]

Dunk or Vinny?

[dark solstice]

N3

[digital ember]

Duncan

[dark solstice]

Supposedly the Nelson class was a cut down G3 which was the battlecruiser

[agile solstice]

Nothing from France is peak

[dark solstice]

with N3 included in the design or something too

[mossy pivot]

dunk

[digital ember]

Exacly

[dark solstice]

I met a french girl on holiday she was peak

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-inform-israel-netanyahu-massad-jew-gif-9947234419888681674

[agile solstice]

Another game I am complete ass at

[somber steeple]

maximum battleship type thing

[digital ember]

And St.Vincet

[dark solstice]

that would have had 18"

[agile solstice]

You know what?

That’s a fair point

[dark solstice]

They used the lessons learned tho to streamline the hull

[dark solstice]

Get in close enough to draw swords

boarding action hell yea

[gentle charm]

This DD managed to take down that whole convoy

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/hornblower-french-gif-26896622

what ships were in the convoy ?

[gentle charm]

The "Modern" German Dreadnoughts

[gentle charm]

they went down like blind flies

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1500425329712431114/GIF_20260427_170012_415.gif

He has been spotted

[dark solstice]

torps?

[gentle charm]

Yes, and guns

127.5mm

[dark solstice]

how?

burn damage?

[gentle charm]

I am the best captain in the Royal Navy

Did over 120,000 damage

while having only 5200 hp myself

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/master-and-commander-far-side-of-the-world-seamanship-gif-2972191137039412388

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-cheshire-azur-lane-eating-watermelon-om-nom-gif-15153889069695032778

[gentle charm]

DP-12 got such booba

[pliant panther]

lie france good

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-frontline-dp-12-mommy-marriage-gif-11101476595950609121

[mighty bobcat]

just mark read everything here shit already had 235 notifs within a day

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236842063039959041/1497734820623683735/dp-12-girls-frontline2.gif

[final seal]

guys should i go for fh4 again?

[crimson kayak]

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-vittorio-veneto-gif-21314710

[analog stag]

Infernal when gotz pat

[wanton pelican]

No because what if you go somewhere with bad cell service and she starts glitching

[mortal hill]

What if you go to space...

[wanton pelican]

They got satellites floating up there

[heady pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1446052946713378886/202512041607.gif

[merry robin]

I am cooked

[light fable]

Nostalgic 🥰

[normal comet]

onsen formidable is nostalgic too

can i upload it here?

[heady pawn]

At least we can make the loading screen SFW

[normal comet]

oh i forgot that feature

[mental swift]

This many pulls and still no UR?

[merry robin]

Yes

[gentle charm]

lol

[merry robin]

Same thing hapened with Soyuz

[rose spire]

Yorktown in the first picture

[normal comet]

ohhhh

now i can change it

[vivid osprey]

You're just about on rate

Given that a UR is 1/86

[merry robin]

Wdym

Soon soft pity or smth?

[vivid osprey]

I hate to be a statistical pedantics Andy but technically being below 86 pulls with 0 copies isn't unlucky

On average you'll get 2.4 copies before hard pity

[merry robin]

So like.....i have a chance to get one after 86?

People got to 194 without single copy

[vivid osprey]

You have a chance to get one on every pull. I'm just saying you're not in unlucky territory yet

AL has no soft pity system

[merry robin]

[heady pawn]

Too bad this one isn't available even though this was an actual loading screen art

[merry robin]

There are left no quests to do

Only those that are hard.

[analog stag]

If the only quests left are the ones that are hard
Then I am quests left

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1502683801304699071/20260509_164653.gif

[mental swift]

Mine is 1/3

[vivid osprey]

Mine was unironically 1/26 lol

Unreal lucky streak. IB favouritism ig

5 copies in 130 pulls

[mental swift]

5 copies…

copious amounts of copies

I hope I get more copies on my way

[mental swift]

Last year I got 2 lion in 130

[bold kayak]

damn theyre big. i regret not getting her. all of her pose are wholesome

[ivory oyster]

that's why you cant get into women's heart

[pliant panther]

That exactly what she want in front of skk

[ivory oyster]

you go for those have too much thickness infront that halt your progress

[gentle cargo]

OMG!!!!!!

WOW

SHE IS.....

STUNNING!

[ivory oyster]

how many seconds you got stunned?

[gentle cargo]

10.15 sec

here without Text

[dense tendon]

upgrade assets

[dense tendon]

rivaling St.Louis luxurious dress

[ivory oyster]

thats a good crowd control skill u got there

https://giphy.com/gifs/playstation-bro-ps4-banter-gHQfao7b5xmmI3Tm7V

[viscid ledge]

I thought it was Cinderella or the certain Jellyfish Heretic for a moment.

[agile solstice]

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry

[gentle cargo]

[ivory oyster]

btw, for those who have amagi cv

wed skin good or mermaid better? personal opinion

[gentle cargo]

ohhh no

[gentle cargo]

personaly not a fan of the mermaid skin...

[torpid kettle]

hipper could never

[gentle cargo]

i love amagi CVs Green Skin the most

[meager haven]

Not a fan of one of the two good skins?

[ivory oyster]

less interaction? or too much contrast ?

[gentle cargo]

too much contrast, and im more a lover for Nice classy Dresses or casual Outfits.

[ivory oyster]

i see. then i can save my gems

yeah im thinking to go for wed skin instead

[ivory oyster]

that one looks fierce, pride, elegant. rather than beautiful

[gentle cargo]

its just my Oppionion soo if u LOVE Mermaids hey go for it.

But me Personly I not need ANOTHER Bikini kinda skin when i ALLREADY have the BETTER Bikini skin on regular amagi,

[ivory oyster]

yeah yeah gotchu. im not trying to promote and argue anyways

i want to make right decisions

i dont print money

[gentle cargo]

i just like this one more... fits the Japanese Style soo if i would want a bikini skin on Amagi.,..... This one

[ivory oyster]

spammer

[gentle cargo]

NOOOOOOOOO

its summmer its Spammin time...

[midnight lily]

When is Nakhimov coming out in the 3d dorm?

[ivory oyster]

report to admin instantly

need to block temporary

[gentle cargo]

i have no idea, Was she announced?

[midnight lily]

Yeah in the cn anni stream

[runic abyss]

<@&472236072743600148>

[gentle cargo]

then she comes out next week

[ivory oyster]

<@&460646206851252224>

[gentle cargo]

3D Chars always come out second weeks of updates

[umbral hill]

What

[ivory oyster]

need to block temporary for hack spam

[gentle cargo]

spammer up there

[ivory oyster]

oh blocked

[umbral hill]

Is my phone lagging or

[ivory oyster]

damn....speedddddd

[meager haven]

It was alr sniped

[midnight lily]

Ok ty

[gentle cargo]

DAMN He Got nucked allready thanks Mods

[umbral hill]

Because I already banned the guy after the first ping

[ivory oyster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/simon-superrabbit-simon-super-rabbit-lapin-sR4n1LpgnB2n9PLRql

[umbral hill]

That's why I was wondering why there was another

[meager haven]

These bros laggin dw

[umbral hill]

Weird

[nova monolith]

I forgot Admins have the @ Mods as well

[meager haven]

Insane in the membrane

Insane in the brain

[gentle cargo]

IDK, Those spammers get resilent....

[ivory oyster]

do i look like i want to surrender myself to be shotted ??

[meager haven]

Yes

[light fable]

I swear, AL has some of the lewdest skins, and also some of the cutest chibi animations

[meager haven]

Water sprout

[ivory oyster]

i got hacked once. been there, know there

[fallow juniper]

apparently i just found out about this with stak

[meager haven]

What

[ivory oyster]

what what?

[meager haven]

What what in the butt

[light fable]

[dense tendon]

woah

[gentle cargo]

WAIT is that a ACTUALL Skin?

NEEEEEEEEDDD

[light fable]

Yes.

Has not released yet

[gentle cargo]

ahhh so next week gotcha thanks

[normal comet]

i set all my loading screen showing boobs and nsfw, then i found it's nothing different than usual loading screen

[light fable]

I set mine to most of the old ones. Seeing the QE/Warspite one brings back memories

[restive ivy]

Holyshit

[light fable]

Gorgeous, I know

That's a great party dress

Will buy

[restive ivy]

Now im sad i dont have her

[light fable]

Buy skin then grind for her

[thorn shard]

Making progress 🙃🙃

[midnight lily]

Close enough welcome back Luxurious Wheels

[valid wigeon]

[light fable]

Headpat the Mog.

[tired crown]

AVP getting oath skin

Can finally be her cat

[sick crest]

sweaty mog

[merry robin]

She lowkey needs love. If we ignore the horniness

[stark fox]

Pretty hard to ignore her main character trait

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Its her oath??

Or just a skin

[midnight fiber]

i though tthat's an L2D skin

[merry robin]

Imagine l2d oath

[stark fox]

It's just a normal skin

[lapis fractal]

AL missing out fr without L2D oaths

[stark fox]

Why would they make them L2D

[lapis fractal]

I suppose to make such a thing the oath ring will need to be "enhanced" with extra cost or something

[stark fox]

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1506805846225457232/132287778-.gif

[violet panther]

Advanced ring for l2d oath ?

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-akashi-blush-gif-16540352

[dense tendon]

banish banish

[gentle charm]

Done with my custom sight, already reached 2500 lines

[heady pawn]

1000 gems for the advanced ring

[stark fox]

[noble osprey]

I would normally say Yostar isn't bold enough, but considering that one Nyahkimov skin exists....

[heady pawn]

I was reading that

[bold kayak]

good thing there is an option to wear her vest. her boobas gonna hurt from the excessive wiggling

[acoustic coral]

Damn, I got smited. Okay, message recieved, mods.

[noble osprey]

But then there won't be 67 booba

[merry robin]

why is she air diving naked tho

[hollow stone]

skill issue

[bold kayak]

good point why tho for real?

[stark fox]

@acoustic coral Please refrain from posting Implied NSFW image.
ESPECIALLY Implied NSFW images of CHILDREN.

[noble osprey]

Because mog

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/skydiving-chad-gnarly-lego-city-epic-gif-22762816

[mental swift]

I don’t think they have that kinda nerves

[violet panther]

[bold kayak]

hmmm fair.

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stumclaren-skydive-sky-dive-stu-mclaren-lQazsBYb2hZycvWI0e

[merry robin]

Bros skull is seen

[torpid kettle]

guess what happens with that amount of pressure xD

[merry robin]

She is a wife fr

[noble osprey]

...oh, Obi Wan is still here.

[heady pawn]

She's a masochist
She will definitely enjoy that experience

[merry robin]

Tooth fairy

[bold kayak]

but honestly it looks like it hurts. and hilarious at the same time. her dynamic is the one thing. i like

[mental swift]

NEW AVP SKIN HELL YEAH

[noble osprey]

The new Mog skin is more silly than outright lewd, so it's a tiny bit better

It's unfortunately ruined by the number that shall not be named

[mental swift]

her boobs doing 67 emote

[noble osprey]

[mental swift]

no like literally

[trim gyro]

it is mog, it would be a 69

[violet panther]

She can do a 68 too , if ordered

[bold kayak]

she can be wholesome for once or always have been?

[noble osprey]

Nah, wrong scenario...

[viscid sedge]

whats the dumb obsession with that number recently anyway?

[noble osprey]

That's.... surprisingly nice!

[trim gyro]

just children being children and clueless parents being... well you get the idea

[noble osprey]

Ok Mog, I maaaay not skip your banner if it comes around again.

[trim gyro]

just pretend it doesn't exist

[merry robin]

She can. Just she needs something that holds the horniness

In a loading screen she was aura farming

[noble osprey]

Wait, question

Which faction is the best at aura farming?

[merry robin]

She was a shop

[bold kayak]

wait i still havent seen her loading screen

[merry robin]

Iron Blood?

[mossy eagle]

bring back kms military shenanigans

[static sparrow]

She would be free you don't need to spend any cubes on her

[signal delta]

[noble osprey]

...dang, you're probably right

[signal delta]

Stupid cat

[mossy eagle]

why are they strippers now

[bold kayak]

iron blood and northern parliament for me

[violet panther]

Now u r nostalgic of wehrboo than 67 huh?

[noble osprey]

I think you mean adorable

[merry robin]

No. Silly cat

[signal delta]

[merry robin]

Kot

Cot

[noble osprey]

Don't make me draw her again to prove my point

[merry robin]

Kitkat

[signal delta]

[heady pawn]

Nah Cheshire is legitimately stupid

[merry robin]

Smol

[signal delta]

Barb

[stark fox]

Cute Boats

[merry robin]

Can Essex bend with lemons?

Air bending. But instead of air its a lemon

[noble osprey]

In any case, I'm super biased, Cheshire is probably my favorite blueprint ship

[signal delta]

Adorable and stupid can be in one Body
Cheshire is one of them

[gentle charm]

wt sight works

yay

[noble osprey]

Yeah, you may be correct...

[bold kayak]

cant deny the cat still holds the best wife maid

[noble osprey]

Ye, hence why I was so elated that she got an oath skin

[bold kayak]

i use to simp to cheshire back in the days. havent visit her ever since. i felt bad

[noble osprey]

I put a ring on it immediately

[merry robin]

Roonie

[noble osprey]

Roon was my first blueprint ship

[mystic vapor]

I think roon stop being violent now

And became lovely , happy

[bold kayak]

she was tamed by commanders. oath ring was the answer all along

[noble osprey]

Ye

[signal delta]

Cute Helena

[stark fox]

She always was lovely and happy.
She just enjoys a bit of the old violence

[signal delta]

Her oath skin looks nice actually

[mystic vapor]

Oh

[signal delta]

But I'm waiting for Nano oath

[noble osprey]

I think I respect the IB faction moreso in terms of overall strength

[bold kayak]

a bit ???

[mystic vapor]

Was Roon this violent or aggressive in actual ship

[stark fox]

Roon as an actual ship was just a gun

[noble osprey]

That... explains a lot

[signal delta]

Not even a gun,her gun is just a blueprint

[stark fox]

She only existed as a blueprint for a gun

Roon is literally just an upscaled Nurnberg with bigger guns

[mystic vapor]

Oh

[violet panther]

No idea about ww1 Sms Roon either

[noble osprey]

And with what we know in terms of how blueprint ship concepts are formed...

[bold kayak]

ohhh didnt know that

[violet panther]

Built Sms Roon was Yorck's older sister

[noble osprey]

....Wait, then why is Cheshire so silly?

[signal delta]

Because she a cat

A fake cat

[trim gyro]

IB group chat building up to having the most chuuniest of pillow fights and I'm invited

[noble osprey]

Right.... it's in the name

[bold kayak]

and so her and commander’s daughter wearing fake cat ears as well

[viscid sedge]

i'd say if it wasn't for the psycho tendencies she'd make for a great wife

[merry robin]

Jojo reference

[noble osprey]

You know who should have an oath outfit?

Kashino

[stark fox]

[noble osprey]

Or Shinano

[mystic vapor]

Which faction has most aggressive or violent or psychopathic ship girls I bet it’s iron blood

[signal delta]

This silly sleepy fox needs an oath skin

She is the first UR and money maker

[noble osprey]

I mean, Sakura has some loose screws...

[merry robin]

My wifes sister

[bold kayak]

you forgetting someone from sakura empire

[merry robin]

Akagi and Taihou

[mystic vapor]

Yes

[bold kayak]

yes!!!

[stark fox]

IJN

[gentle charm]

hell yeah

[noble osprey]

I think there was another that had a case for the crazy

[mystic vapor]

I think Hakuhou is retenless but she more controlled

[merry robin]

[mystic vapor]

Hakuhou is way more dangerous than Taihou

Due fact Hakuhou can do things in secret

[bold kayak]

i could only imagine the disaster if they all come together

[noble osprey]

Oh yeah, Hatakaze, but that's moreso.... deliberate?

[mystic vapor]

Imagine Hakuhou and Taihou fused together

[noble osprey]

NO

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-fusion-dance-based-vegito-gif-24077107

[bold kayak]

hnnngh*

[noble osprey]

Port is cooked if that happens

[stark fox]

So just Taihou again?

[noble osprey]

Now, a better question is

[mystic vapor]

Taihou but way worse and light red

[bold kayak]

i can only imagine being sandwich by them

[noble osprey]

Which META faction is the most unstable?

[stark fox]

I could still shatter her glass spine by saying her hair looks weird

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/düşün-goku-vegeta-fusion-vegeta-gif-14406834

[mystic vapor]

Guys oook it’s haru uara

[dense tendon]

Haru 🙁

[mystic vapor]

I love vampire girl

Kurumi is back and she’s pink

[noble osprey]

Dang, she stole HMS Vampire's flow bar for bar

Poor Vampire needs a retrofit

[rose crater]

Tell me wise man, how did Musashi cried when she was born?

I need answer for my research

[mystic vapor]

Hmm I think note I wasn’t there

I got sealed

[atomic dew]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-aint-nothin-to-gif-10654407095131904619

[rose crater]

How was Musashi compared to other sisters like Shinano?

[mystic vapor]

Musashi is an good ship

I am not sure if I am related to her

Since Shinano is more related to me

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506732804749131916/20260520_205458.gif

[rose crater]

Ok i guess i need to find father of Musashi then

Farewell

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-prinz-eugen-prinz-eugen-azur-lane-race-queen-eugen-gif-16874780303036263374

[rose crater]

heart pupils being a selling point ahhhhh

I haven’t got the UR BB yet 🙁

[mystic vapor]

Eugen elite ragebait

[torpid kettle]

i cant read that...but i can imagine it FLAT-out amazing 😏

[mystic vapor]

Tuff

[mystic vapor]

Indeee

[crystal elbow]

boob inflation

[torpid kettle]

hipper dodged it

[mystic vapor]

She has been eating steel

[rancid compass]

she didn't

she's not a new road anymore, she has speed bumps now

[trim gyro]

not steel, but something just as hard

[rancid compass]

steel with or without heat treatment