patch notes says 20th at midnight. lol
#al-general
weary trellis
in 28hrs time
violet panther
most mechs in gundam-verse have cockpit on center of body, probably except some
mystic vapor
I love zakus
wanton pelican
Isn’t it in a day?
sacred oak
it does say the event starts on the 20th as well, so it's not a typo
sage basin
CN is in maint right now
mystic vapor
Pulls up in aura
weary trellis
not like an event is running RN
weary trellis
CN is in maint right now
I hear someone wants to beat your cube numbers
weary trellis
they also doing f2p...
weary trellis
I forgot the username
but you have 5 years headstart
doubt anyone can beat 5yrs
1.min to maintenance announcement
mellow jolt
Will the obv be better than bismark zwei?
solar dome
you're gonna get 8 copies of the 0.5% and 0 of the new ur
oh and the elite will take 350 pulls
weary trellis
I never had such bad lick with collabs..
beside hololive but that was when I was f2p
ember spindle
yes you will get the new ur, that one has pity
sage basin
ya. -400 cubes
mental swift
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
weary trellis
UR is guaranteed as long as you have 400 cubes and gold
mental swift
YOURE F2P
sage basin
i dont buy cubes
mental swift
YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU GATHERED THOSE THOUSANDS OF CUBES WITHOUT SPENDING A SINGLE DIME???????
weary trellis
rime is hardcore min-maxer
pure depot
yeah he's f2p
solar dome
do you pull on every patch
sage basin
ya
weary trellis
yeah he's f2p
hello syanda, how's the kid
solar dome
intrestig
pure depot
which one?
weary trellis
which one?
all.. I miss the s after kid
mental swift
another skin dump
pure depot
one wants to put the other in a pot, so there's that
weary trellis
at least you don't have an oven waist height
sage basin
I roll everything. I'm just missing the drop ships.
The other 47 missing are retrofits lol
weary trellis
my plan for bachelor apartment is definitely not kid safe
sage basin
WHICH COUNT FOR SOME REASON
pure depot
at least you don't have an oven waist height
i do.
weary trellis
i do.
well at least the power switch is shoulder height
no roasted baby
I'm amazed how USA does their kitchens
noble osprey
If you are reading this message, you are a certified goofy goober
Now fork over the cubes
pure depot
alas, my kids inherited my tall gene instead of their mother's tiny gene. they're tall enough to reach the controls
we had to disconnect the oven completely
sage basin
lmao. put the oven on a GFCI
ember spindle
for whatever reason
every ship has an internal id, retrofits have separate ids from the base ships, and i'm guessing collection just tracks which ids you had at some point without regard for whether different ids are actually different ships
nova monolith
yeah retrofits count to collection
At least its that than Collab Characters
weary trellis
aren't GFCI resettable at the outlet?
ember spindle
yes?
gfci is an outlet feature anyway? if you press reset and then it goes out again then something is wrong and you should stop using the outlet
sage basin
kid's not gonna know how to reset a GFCI
weary trellis
Singapore ground fault detection are at the breakers
sage basin
if a kid does learn how to do it, then i'm gonna just flip the breaker when it's not in use.
if a kid figures that out, LOTO.
weary trellis
though recently we had to get built in ground fault detection in water heaters
ember spindle
wait no i mixed up my electrical technology
you can put gfci on circuit breakers too. outlet gfci wouldn't exactly be convenient to use with an oven due to the outlet being behind the oven, so you put the gfci on the circuit breaker and then the breaker breaks if the ground faults
sage basin
outlet GFCI would stop breaker from tripping.
from the outlet
but the purpose of it in my case is to disconnect the oven so kid doesnt touch it
weary trellis
wait no i mixed up my electrical technology
you can put gfci on circuit breakers...
you can always route the socket above the counter top
sage basin
wait does this shit come with gfci lol
weary trellis
rime doubts his home
weary trellis
ooh double the voltage
sage basin
but hey, you can just wire a light switch or something in series and just turn it off from that lol
or 2
or 3
weary trellis
but hey, you can just wire a light switch or something in series and just turn i...
Singapore use heater switches usually
sage basin
or 6 and put some of them upside down so you need to put in a correct combination of switches lol
some psycho at work did that
13 switches for the lights in 1 room. all controlling different sections
worse part is on one side of the room, it can be all on or off
on the other, some of them are upside down
mellow jolt
YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU GATHERED THOSE THOUSANDS OF CUBES WITHOUT SPENDING A SINGLE ...
Just save for a few months
somber steeple
sage basin
aight back to looking for cute sfw pictures of shimakaze.
weary trellis
my current apartment, has 2x 3- switch for the corner lights, and fans. 1 x 3-switch is near the front door.
but you know what's the annoying thing,
the one near the bedroom doesn't control the fan furthest from it... it's the light in front of bedroom doors.
put a 4-switch you madman
foggy marlin
heheh
sage basin
thats the good shit 
weary trellis
oh I got time to oath shipfus then
celest saddle
PR is next month right?
placid gulch
yep, july
violet panther
is EN-anni between CN and JP right?
celest saddle
I forget july or june
weary trellis
new pass meta next month
placid gulch
june is a nothingburger month
wanton pelican
thats the good shit <a:ReineChefKissA:871806899744538655>
foggy marlin
borgor
placid gulch
just completing the CN anni event and a UR rerun
weary trellis
ohio apri
violet panther
and your account's annual statistic at EN-anni
plush roost
Is it weird that on the survey we had not to long that I hope we had an ironblood on the anniversary?
placid gulch
fenri konbanwa 
normal comet
apri heya
wanton pelican
Is it weird that on the survey we had not to long that I hope we had an ironbloo...
It’s one of the more popular factions so it’s not that surprising
weary trellis
I hope I get to see strength as playable ship before my time ends
normal comet
you should be surprised if it's tempesta
violet panther
wonder if GvB completes the FDG-sisters-list, or there could be more of H-39-derived
sage basin
plush roost
Starting to notice that CN anniversary rotates with different factions
plush roost
EN anniversary swaps back and forth with engle union and iris
weary trellis
wtf
iron shard
I really like this game
ember spindle
ok cool but 1) what is that paint job and 2) wrong channel
weary trellis
lemme guess the back is oyakodon
plush roost
JP anniversary has two sakura empires in a row
fathom rose
sage basin
weary trellis
gaki energy
plush roost
Definitely sensing an amsr for hatsuzuki
weary trellis
I'm so much into this story that I'm reading the LN instead of playing AL or Uma
lusty marsh
hello
weary trellis
hello channel
opal karma
Hi chat
weary trellis
🥥
normal comet
is it always 11 formis?
weary trellis
is it always 11 formis?
yes..
lusty marsh
no more no less
weary trellis
sage basin
Definitely sensing an amsr for hatsuzuki
ya thers like 16 of these short clips but that's whatever compared to the bath asmr with hatsuzuki in the full thing
weary trellis
making augments for all of them is expensive
though I only need 1
but transferring equipment is a pain
iron shard
upper flame
sage basin
there's also a bunch of wallpapers of her in that video with different faces
and an alternate version of her wearing a towel
and an alternate version of that where the background is a bathtub
and an alternate version where shes sitting in your lap in her default outfit
and a towel version
in the bathtub
fierce cape
weary trellis
I am still haunted by the thought this is out there
sage basin
Just imagine these
The left one has a towel alternate outfit, and then a towel + bathtub
The right one has a towel + bathtub
Also 7 different expressions
ember spindle
this is not illustrious nor doro
sage basin
ember spindle
concern yourself not with ai slop's misconceptions of the worlds you live in. here's an actual doro who's also a boat to tide you over
sage basin
sage basin
weary trellis
and I already have FDoroG
sage basin
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700405489053335595/1198949172422918234/1704374859794053.gif
normal comet
the mt is today??
normal comet
oh
solar dome
a day earlier than usual
pure depot
it's today, not tmr
lament palm
^
pure depot
i.e. maint in 3 hours
lament palm
Soon
vital hornet
Yea i was like I wish it was Thursday so I cld have the new event then the I saw the mail thing for coming up maintenance and I was like wait what and realized it's a day early I feel so stupid for not realizing that
pseudo fulcrum
Welcome to summer
lament palm
It's earlier than usual specifically to make you look bad in chat
placid gulch
hm hm hm~ maint prep maint prep
lament palm
The devs planned it
violet panther
winter soon in Down Under
placid gulch
tomorrow is a big day
normal comet
feed your ships
upper flame
pure depot
so gaokao students don't get distracted fantasizing about german tiddy, i guess
lament palm
Topped up in advance
Feels nice actually being able to top up
Is this what being human is like?
pure depot
yes
lament palm
lavish oracle
sacred oak
i had to use up 420 cubes to get yukino
normal comet
gaokao students play azur lane?
pure depot
historically yes
violet panther
and there will be many more gonna rant about unexpected maint today
upper flame
lament palm
Never seen Roon blush nervously, that's a first
plush roost
Maintenance won't begin til midnight for mountain time
vital karma
well my fault for not reading the news properly
there was a tweet about it for upcoming maintenance
ngl i thought it was gonna be on its daily Thursday (in my timezone)
lament palm
I kept checking to make sure I knew when Roons skin was coming
sacred oak
Maintenance won't begin til midnight for mountain time
you live in arizona
placid gulch
I was about to freak out thinking I'd missed a day of prelude missions
plush roost
Usually anniversary do a day or 2 early from Thursday
placid gulch
but no yeah day 7 is meant to be tomorrow
vital karma
Usually anniversary do a day or 2 early from Thursday
thats good to know. this is my first time experiencing Anniversary related events.
sacred oak
MY 8TH TIME
sage basin
HAHA
placid gulch
your first 3 week event waoooo
sage basin
MY 9TH
plush roost
Been playing azur lane here since the 3rd anniversary
vital karma
i dead ass started at near end of August 2025
vital karma
sage basin
i started december of 2017 i think
idk
i'll tell you when i get my anniversary report
placid gulch
I started May 27th, 2021
sage basin
placid gulch
yes I know the exact date
vital karma
placid gulch
I was going through shit back then that's why I remember
solar dome
MY 8TH ANNIVERSARY
placid gulch
soon-to-be smol 5 year player 
sacred oak
sage basin
pseudo fulcrum
I joined a month before the first EN anniversary
pseudo fulcrum
My first event was the Kizuna collab
sacred oak
sshe was my first sr
pseudo fulcrum
Eugen was my first sr
normal comet
what a weird name
upper flame
sage basin
what a weird name
my beta test name was Loli.
tired crown
placid gulch
I DID IT
sacred oak
wait you still haven't gone past W13
violet panther
only 1500
placid gulch
and 597k coins as always
tired crown
Only 200….
normal comet
800
violet panther
450k atm
placid gulch
maa, it's an IB event, so I'm mentalizing to lose a lot of them
sage basin
wait you still haven't gone past W13
AND I STILL HAVENT TOUCHED WORLD 14
violet panther
who is banner-Meta again? Melbe?
somber steeple
lusty marsh
https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-elbe-jade-gif-5368053508109822623
the jumpscare
violet panther
she still "ptsded" from having AvP kidnapped her to serve to SKK
normal comet
worldly shadow
my beta test name was Loli.
sacred oak
i have no cubes
lusty marsh
i should wait half a week and then roll
i got unzen with that
did i spell her right
normal comet
yes
violet panther
timid vault
violet panther
will Unzen-chan sounds like Kokomi? i wonder 
violet panther
does her booba help there?
lusty marsh
no she just steals them
sage basin
solar dome
solar dome
idk it's the one that's pinned
sage basin
looks at game news oh cool. amagi fish
https://www.vxbilibili.com/video/BV1awLq6hEsi/
cool. organs.
timid vault
ionic gulch
late shale
Hmm
sage basin
looks at event name
Haha... Alliance before the Hag.
raven grove
Hi
sage basin
Hi
lusty marsh
hi
lusty marsh
no
violet panther
Hagiobull : a papacy document on church matter 
raven grove
I'm broke lol
drowsy swan
sage zealot
violet panther
proto-Promillia skin collab for AL 
solar dome
our 25862761st
sage basin
i only want the ring merch ngl
oh hey
i found a megawhale
man CN server is full of mega whales lol
sinful vapor
violet panther
sage basin
also, the gifs they got lol
violet panther
Jormungand level
cunning sundial
also, the gifs they got lol
What's that wild Doro doing there!
cunning sundial
Whats the new battlepass meta
Battlepass?
sage basin
HOLY SHIT IS THAT LOLI UNZEN?
ionic gulch
violet panther
Unzen-chan
fleet flume
man CN server is full of mega whales lol
Thats why CN bros have more power
The deepest pockets
somber steeple
bill gates new worth
sage basin
lmfao
violet panther
i doubted when discription said 2501 is "introvert" too
frank relic
what is that thing she holding in her mouth , forcefully ?
sage basin
a gag
sage basin
https://www.vxbilibili.com/video/BV1me5R6BEvs/
cool anniversary song.
sage basin
i thought that was a harmonica <a:RFNom:1245329818598379612>
idk man my eyesight bad lol
violet panther
a gag may be when she need "total silent drive" in U-2501's dive-tech
pseudo fulcrum
a gag may be when she need "total silent drive" in U-2501's dive-tech
Most later U-boats did use battery power to make themselves less noticeable on sonar. Their hulls were also painted in a sort of rubbery coating like a whale's skin.
violet panther
Most later U-boats did use battery power to make themselves less noticeable on s...
battery-use in regular U-botes were a given, but ain't 2501-battery went "next gen"?
sage basin
no im pretty sure thats a gag like that overrated anime's demon sister
pseudo fulcrum
battery-use in regular U-botes were a given, but ain't 2501-battery went "next g...
Maybe it was a battery that had better energy density?
violet panther
there was regular-battery-usage mode of 7-9 knots, then "silent-dive" mode of 5 knots
although there's "cruise-dive" mode , capable of 17-19 knots underwater, faster than any sub in ww2
sage basin
"haha im a fish blub blub"
violet panther
at the cost of slower surface-speed than average
frank relic
Under the sea
pseudo fulcrum
Everything's better down where it's wetter under the sea!
serene niche
amagi mermaid is cute
sage basin
thats cute
violet panther
does she also smell like fish?
sage basin
serene niche
thats cute
ah i was hoping she would fly too with the birds
viral matrix
<a:UtoBruhPhone:793323026140758027>
you'd need a skycrane to carry that fatass
cunning sundial
https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gif-19470765
A wild shinano appears
violet panther
i guess helicopter she use is NH90 or AS-335
sage basin
You good damn memory hog
serene niche
royal sigil
sage basin
Oh wait it's less on my phone.
cunning sundial
https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gif-19470765
sage basin
whatever im going to sleep. ill be back in... fuck whenever CN is done maint + few hours
serene niche
whatever im going to sleep. ill be back in... fuck whenever CN is done maint + f...
have a good night
sage basin
cunning sundial
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1394694050048770139.gif
ionic gulch
somber steeple
@ionic gulch I touched grass
ionic gulch
<@1192803170632597647> I touched grass
no proof
somber steeple
dm
violet panther
somber steeple
violet panther
wtf is that?
solar dome
aren't polls not allowed in general
ionic gulch
dunno
somber steeple
must been a wind
ionic gulch
must been a wind
uneven ore
https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-liber-nikke-nikke-liber-liberali...
Food xD
uneven ore
https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731
Bruh you only need Atago Booba xD
pine oasis
https://tenor.com/view/wind-meme-tswasnotme-must%27ve-been-the-wind-the-wind-gif...
Even the wind doesnt want to take blame for whatever happened there🥀
pine oasis
Where are the booba at
ionic gulch
Bruh you only need Atago Booba xD
atago booba booba left alone is not enough
pine oasis
atago booba booba left alone is not enough
You want whole atago ?
modern yoke
ionic gulch
no go away
pine oasis
uneven ore
atago booba booba left alone is not enough
you should change ur IGN name then to Atago is life but not enough so I chase more girl 
clever gazelle
ionic gulch
you should change ur IGN name then to Atago is life but not enough so I chase mo...
Good idea
uneven ore
Good idea
Just make sure Atago stay as the Main Wife because she might look harmless but she is the most dangerous girl in the Sakura Empire 
ionic gulch
I should definitely ask vanguard for milk
-# only if she could make some
uneven ore
goodbye now
Goobye Gooner-kun 
ionic gulch
Just make sure Atago stay as the Main Wife because she might look harmless but s...
yes I know she bite's to
somber steeple
austere grove
Guys how long till maintenance?
lusty marsh
Maintenance starts infinitely
austere grove
I see...
ember spindle
1 hour and 3 minutes
austere grove
Phew
hasty wing
Guys how long till maintenance?
62 minutes now
vivid osprey
1h till maint, make sure you:
- Topped your dorm food
- Have commissions and researches running
- Spent your OpSi AP if you play the mode
- Have classes active if you're still levelling shipgirl abilities
uneven ore
yes I know she bite's to
Sadly she prefer to rip ur PP first hahahah
violet panther
1h till maint, make sure you:
- Topped your dorm food
- Have commissions and res...
-sabotage Mogador's parachute beforehand
ionic gulch
Sadly she prefer to rip ur PP first hahahah
That would be bad if she does
lusty marsh
-sabotage Mogador's parachute beforehand
save the world
violet panther
save the world
i was thinking of blow up the helicopter, but ehhhh
uneven ore
That would be bad if she does<:MutsukiHyperStare:588629678017871872>
This is why you should be faithful. Well atleast this is Atago not Akagi 😏
lusty marsh
hi
long sluice
i need em iron blood ships
ionic gulch
*our* wife
damn Stalin taxes
lusty marsh
lone ibex
lusty marsh
Ban all of u cause I said so
ionic gulch
<:BataanCry:666111446383591427>
share me 1 oil
sand ice
lusty marsh
The gem
lone ibex
share me 1 oil
perchance
modest snow
lusty marsh
Isn't there two
ionic gulch
This is why you should be faithful. Well atleast this is Atago not Akagi 😏
I wouldn't dare touch ikagi in Al unless it kancolle akagi version
pure depot
there's two and 1's free
lone ibex
Isn't there two
only saw her
pure depot
and it's not like it's hard to pull them anyway
lusty marsh
Wait I've heard about that sub
long sluice
it's hard when only have few pulls
pure depot
it's like, 3 weeks
lusty marsh
Okay gn
hasty wing
up there
lone ibex
there's two and 1's free
clever gazelle
wait whats the free UR?
Sub
pure depot
the one you just posted
lone ibex
oh shes the free one
frank relic
800 cubes and 500k coins , i am ready.
lone ibex
whats the other ur then?
lone ibex
800 cubes and 500k coins , i am ready.
i have like 344 cubes and 20k coins take it or leave it
modern dew
clever gazelle
i have like 344 cubes and 20k coins take it or leave it<:AlbaSparkle:5855852412...
I only have 156
nova monolith
oh shes the free one
That Free UR means you grind her, so yeah
pure depot
whats the other ur then?
lone ibex
That Free UR means you grind her, so yeah
oka
ionic gulch
Catch the scamcat
cunning sundial
Capture the scamcst and demand for our gems back.
clever gazelle
Catch the scamcat
lone ibex
one must dream of gems on commissions
clever gazelle
Oh hey, she showed up
frank relic
I dont have enough gem for da skin , woe me
ionic gulch
I dont have enough gem for da skin , woe me
So am I couldn't even barely afford the new drunkie sanrui skin😭
violet panther
i will have whatever bundle give me then 1 skin from bundle gem, then be done
lone ibex
she looks powerful
ember spindle
personal czechia 
violet panther
she's a 60k tons BB afterall,
clever gazelle
<:AgirComfy:1023979469318389799> she's a 60k tons BB afterall,
They revealed she was a h44 or what?
violet panther
h44 is like 130k tons
clever gazelle
<:CartethyiaSip:1357387340762448032> h44 is like 130k tons
WHAT
violet panther
yeah
H-39 is defined 56k, H-41 is defined 68k , so the Fdg-sisters are somewhere around H-39 at lightest load
Hannover is somewhere between H42-H43, at 100k tons
GK and Preussen is between H41-H42 at 80k tons
clever gazelle
Oh yea, they just straight up gave up on designing ships that can be built with h41
radiant cipher
Thats how you win duh
violet panther
they probably could do H41, but would take unneccessarily enormous resource and commitment as Yamato
but that may only started if they happened to soundly conquered UK
ember spindle
could 🇺🇸 build nonsense like that? at the cost of an infinitely more useful carrier strike group 
clever gazelle
they probably could do H41, but would take unneccessarily enormous resource and ...
Yeah, it was specified that would be built after demobilization
Plus they had to build a new dry dock for er
violet panther
or they could use the one in France
pure depot
shut crane
oh hey, cn almost done with their update
covert flicker
we have Unryuu by now
what do you think about Tenryuu
will she be SR or SSR
or UR
true adder
Half an hour left for me here
covert flicker
I thought she would be big in AL as well
true adder
So I can get Enty skin
violet panther
as a shipgirl she could be, depend on artist
covert flicker
I hope the artist is...
nah forget it
modern moon
shut crane
you don't need
nova monolith
Think of it as something to fast clear for less time used
especially when Maintenance is around the corner
shut crane
oh shiet, we're getting the emperor
violet panther
who?
frank relic
What up with the 1-hour maintenance warning special , never saw that " Special" part before
shut crane
another siren
violet panther
oh that
supple tiger
radiant cipher
Bro should get his internet license revoked
violet panther
one day, teens will has to get internet-license-exam for the internet-access-right
ember spindle
oi oi oi ya got ya intahnet loicence?
pseudo fulcrum
Ye'll nevah take me aloive!
vivid osprey
<:KawaBleh:630805777204117504> one day, teens will has to get internet-license-...
You say this as if it's a bad thing
shut crane
such dramatic music this event
violet panther
You say this as if it's a bad thing
is it sound that bad? sry then 
shut crane
omg, emperor so cute
solid whale
never have i met a cat that will just make himself comfortable on the back of your neck
signal delta
Bruh maintance is today 
nova monolith
yes
signal delta
Thankfully I checked the shop for food,if not I will forget to give the girls their foods and resetting research and others
lone ibex
solid whale
i cant wait for when my cat gets to 20 pounds and he still wants to become a purring scarf
solid whale
maine coons are kinda epic
vital karma
You know what that means...
shut crane
quick, post maintenance loods
finite quest
Maintenance is upon us. 
nova monolith
Now the waiting game begins
shut crane
I have this feeling the cn version of mog's skin is actually kinda lewder
sacred oak
jaunty adder
which is better SR laffey or UR laffey?
finite quest
I have this feeling the cn version of mog's skin is actually kinda lewder
She looks actually naked in there. 
aka, how regular mogador be
jaunty adder
combat wise
nova monolith
I have this feeling the cn version of mog's skin is actually kinda lewder
It hits differently, like the good kind
shut crane
so we get a mog in a bikini with flappy tits, cn gets mog hidden by a cloth, but she's actually naked behind it
vital karma
Ngl. I keep accidentally turning on the mic on my new phone since I don't have a case for it.
violet panther
trivia : Z14 is also a Freddy-chan (Friedrich Ihn)
finite quest
Our exhib queen.
bright crane
so we get a mog in a bikini with flappy tits, cn gets mog hidden by a cloth, but...
And nobody skydives with a giant piece of fabric like that lmao
solid whale
nobody also skydives half naked
shut crane
oh hey, just got an air raid warning 
ember spindle
pre-flight squish
jaunty adder
you dumbsexs didnt answer my question
violet panther
also, that altitude probably quite cold too
solid whale
and you can smell her downwind so shes reducing property value in the direction the wind blows
finite quest
you dumbsexs didnt answer my question
Dunno, man. Folks at #gameplay-help will know it better.
All I know is Laffey 2 a dang cockroach from how immortal she is.
bright crane
Dunno, man. Folks at <#460645783021289472> will know it better.
All I know is La...
Comparing to Anchorage though?
violet panther
Laffey 2 is leagues above Anchorage
vivid osprey
which is better SR laffey or UR laffey?
What the fuck do you honestly think dude
violet panther
in survival
finite quest
I can clap some anchorages in Exercise fine. Laffey always survives.
vivid osprey
The immortal god king vs the random sr starter unit, tough call
ember spindle
run your exercise laff2 with ❤️ ✨ Eagle Union Elite Damage Control Manjuu ✨ ❤️, it's very funny
nova monolith
Comparing to Anchorage though?
She has no comparison for being an unkillable unit, her nearest one is Kurumi Tokisaki herself, and she even looks nerfed than Laffey 2
static sparrow
run your exercise laff2 with ❤️ ✨ Eagle Union Elite Damage Control Manjuu ✨ ❤️, ...
bright crane
run your exercise laff2 with ❤️ ✨ Eagle Union Elite Damage Control Manjuu ✨ ❤️, ...
And Juneau for the memes ig
vivid osprey
No one runs Juneau in pvp anymore
violet panther
bright crane
No one runs Juneau in pvp anymore
For the memes
solid whale
i run wives in my pvp fleet
nova monolith
The DNA of the soul
finite quest
run your exercise laff2 with ❤️ ✨ Eagle Union Elite Damage Control Manjuu ✨ ❤️, ...
Me opening exercise tab just to see Lion, Laffey 2, Eldridge Retro and more for the 10th time. 
vivid osprey
Laffey II, Eldridge Retro and a flexible slot that's usually Anchorage
ember spindle
let juneau rest while laffey enacts the mother of all bar brawls 
solid whale
bar brawl doomguy
nova monolith
Lyme be looking like Irelia
hasty wing
love it when her drones also bait my attack aircrafts🥀
violet panther
multifuel
vivid osprey
Me opening exercise tab just to see Lion, Laffey 2, Eldridge Retro and more for ...
Yippee, another match ft. Lex2, Kotori, Lion, Laffey 2, Eldridge and Jin META! Yes! Yippee!
solid whale
alcoholic narcoleptic loli is certainly a combination
nova monolith
Then a rare Lyme encounter when, that one comp was solid
static sparrow
What the fuck
finite quest
He got post nut clarity
vital karma
static sparrow
Maintenance syndrome kicking in
vivid osprey
I just wish they'd reduce the amount of healing and immunities in pvp. It's pretty absurd how much effective health you have to play through in a Laffey/Lex/Kotori comp
supple tiger
Idgaf I drew her as Thragg
vital karma
Ngl I was annoyed with Kotori's immortal skill in Exercise.
finite quest
I'm just glad I got my Admiral of The Navy back in 2023.
I only go there for points now.
fresh pulsar
just a question when till maint end?
finite quest
In 8h.
solid whale
26 hours
nova monolith
I just wish they'd reduce the amount of healing and immunities in pvp. It's pret...
Kotori is just a slightly buffed up Seydlitz, the difference is that if your Laffey 2 has an Onigiri Auxi, she bonks one random enemy, and its strong like at least 4k-6k dmg
oblique dove
vivid osprey
Yeah fair. I got aotn several times and also in this cancerous heal/stall meta, but I highkey prefer the burst metas of old where matches didn't take a minute and a half each
vivid osprey
Kotori is just a slightly buffed up Seydlitz, the difference is that if your Laf...
That's fun tech, might fuck around with that instead of boiler
solid whale
id rather drink her spit than her coffee
real iron
woke up a few mins after maintenance damnit
finite quest
Hyper-torpedo meta > immortal meta.
vivid osprey
Real, just let me reset 2 seconds into the match if I got shit rng
solid whale
i only post real shit
nova monolith
Yeah fair. I got aotn several times and also in this cancerous heal/stall meta, ...
Mafia was an era of its time, oh yeah Shimakaze on the corner
fresh pulsar
i only post real shit
post the real shit
solid whale
vivid osprey
I wish we could pin a pvp badge to our profile like how we can display other medals, rather than it only showing your current rank
That being said, I have the aotn title on my profile card, buuut I like just "Admiral" the most. It's clean
violet panther
it become a chore itself if u want to retain AOTN every 2 weeks
austere grove
Hey guys? I think game's open
vivid osprey
Oh yeah, doubly so if you're trying for end of season ranks
violet panther
tiresome sandbagging too
nova monolith
Hey guys? I think game's open
finite quest
I got my 2nd one ever a few days ago.
Just want that honor in my mail, maintaining it is actually mental.
austere grove
supple tiger
violet panther
I got my 2nd one ever a few days ago.
Just want that honor in my mail, maintaini...
that system eventually killed CounterSide
solid whale
ok hear me out right
vivid osprey
I got my 2nd one ever a few days ago.
Just want that honor in my mail, maintaini...
I tryharded 3 times and I think my peak placement was #4 server once, top 10 both other times too, but yeah I could NOT do that every 2 weeks religiously
nova monolith
Reaching top 1 is easy
Maintaining that isn't
hasty wing
tiresome sandbagging too
is this mandatory to at least reach aotn?
solid whale
women with fluffy ears and tail(s) pretty epic right
vivid osprey
is this mandatory to at least reach aotn?
To touch the rank for a cool screenshot? No, but to end top 10 it is
violet panther
is this mandatory to at least reach aotn?
no, it's for personal challenge and temporary euphoria
finite quest
Reaching top 1 is easy
Maintaining that isn't
Finding a non-sweaty enemy is the hard part.
hasty wing
To touch the rank for a cool screenshot? No, but to end top 10 it is
good to know
vivid osprey
You can get aotn the friday before a season ends, but ending in that top 10 is a different ballgame as you need to sandbag effectively
violet panther
thing is, u can easily shoved #1 before last days of a pvp session
nova monolith
Finding a non-sweaty enemy is the hard part.
I literally have Borgar Kun in my Server, I can't compete with him
blud has been top 1 for years
solid whale
nobody in my server can compete with me
finite quest
CEO of sweat
vivid osprey
Zaahen ult him
violet panther
the AOTN rush is like last 5 days of a session
finite quest
Hmm. Washington. 
Guess Sandy is more tame on that.
vivid osprey
Washington is the tryhard pvp server iirc, or was that Avrora
nova monolith
Attack fleet
Defense Fleet
nova monolith
Washington is the tryhard pvp server iirc, or was that Avrora
Avrora was, Washington is in between
vivid osprey
Ah okay
vivid osprey
Amagi is pretty healthy. There's a lot of variance in top 10, different faces come and go
finite quest
Hear me out, hear me out 
Lil Enty Server PvP
nova monolith
Lmao, I know what you mean
solid whale
ive even hit top 10 in amagi
vivid osprey
Hear me out, hear me out <:BuckySmug:468866539886739465>
Lil Enty Server PvP
Commanders, we have banned the following accounts for cheating:
All other servers combined: 15 accounts
Little Enterprise: 50006472626 accounts
solid whale
briefly cause my defense fleet is a waifu showcase but ykyk
gentle charm
solid whale
sigh cant find a screenshot of my def fleet
finite quest
Attack fleet <:Blessex:753375684126310451>
Defense Fleet <:NurnNom:102394733134...
My defense is:
Musa, Haku, Shina 
Azuma, Ibuki, Noshiro 
vivid osprey
A random assortment of oathed ships that I renamed to spell out "Hit the gym you fat loser"
nova monolith
My defense is:
Musa, Haku, Shina <:SKKChad:1023947354375729182>
Azuma, Ibuki, N...
IJN Ultimist I see
solar dome
for like a year my entire defense fleet was just noshiro and amagi
finite quest
IJN Ultimist I see <:NurnNom:1023947331344793620>
Yessir. 
hasty wing
i consider my def fleet as a shitpost
nova monolith
My Defense fleet is literally any Famous Black Haired Crimson Eyed Girl you think
vivid osprey
There is a paradox to it. The meta exists, yet the concept of sandbagging encourages having a shit defense fleet
nova monolith
except for Z23 and Z52
finite quest
Shoutout all SKKs who use older Collab fleets with the music item on.
gentle charm
I need to finish the big guy in the back. Then I can start on my battlecruiser or my carrier
nova monolith
There is a paradox to it. The meta exists, yet the concept of sandbagging encour...
Sandbagging and Meta Defense Fleet is the one that makes you shit
static sparrow
A random assortment of oathed ships that I renamed to spell out "Hit the gym you...
Miles better than full oathed line up of little shipgirls renamed to corny or racist slurs
violet panther
like the Hololives def
gentle charm
Aslan is the battlecruiser, and Admiral Ztuvoj is the carrier
finite quest
Quite literally how I discovered Hololive back in 2020.
gentle charm
Ztuvoj being the one who brought glory to the Cantherran navy
nova monolith
<:Blessex:753375684126310451> like the Hololives def
If only Subs exist on PVP, so I can see my fucking Idiot Onion 
vivid osprey
~~Miles better than full oathed line up of little shipgirls renamed to corny or ...
I've seen:
- Porn actresses
- Raceplay fetishism
- Nazi slogans
- Hentai VA's
Dudes name their ships ANYTHING
gentle charm
Aslan is just lion in Cantherran I think
violet panther
If only Subs exist on PVP, so I can see my fucking Idiot Onion <:TorricelliSad:9...
3 Tentacles might dominate
finite quest
Too real, Iron. Too real.
gentle charm
I wish I had tentacles on my back for daily life
finite quest
There's funny fellas too who only make fleets with pink-haired or blonde girls.
solid whale
violet panther
like Dr. Octopus?
vivid osprey
There's funny fellas too who only make fleets with pink-haired or blonde girls.
Yeah those are based. Just fellas showing their preference
gentle charm
vivid osprey
Kinda like what Joe does, no issue there. Show your love king
solid whale
i think thats the most recent screencap of my defense fleet
gentle charm
like Dr. Octopus?
Yes, it would be nice. Though my brain can't multitask
Admiral Ztuvoj carrier will be a mix of Chlakov, Nakhimov, and Graf Zeppelin
woeful mica
gentle charm
My recent Destroyer was a mix of Mogador and Tashkent
solid whale
i think we should sink mog she stink
nova monolith
There's funny fellas too who only make fleets with pink-haired or blonde girls.
Well my Fleet is literally 3 Taiho's
Kurumi then Z52 and Z23
hasty wing
the reason i play pvp are not only aotn but to also try find all kind of oddities out there
gentle charm
i think we should sink mog she stink
She almost did sink
static kernel
Cn ver
solid whale
the biter in the background
static kernel
Do you like the gotz design better here
violet panther
Gyatt von Berlichingen, 2501 , and Freddy-chan
finite quest
Mortiz is HMS Vampire but good.
gentle charm
Does gyatt mean anything
violet panther
yes
solid whale
big butt
gentle charm
Gyatt von Berlichingen, 2501 , and Freddy-chan
"The big ass of Berlichingen"
uneven ore
I wouldn't dare touch ikagi in Al unless it kancolle akagi version <:Ehhssex:611...
she bleed your wallet dry just to full her stomach ahahah xD
gentle charm
Doesn't von mean of
finite quest
Yeppers
violet panther
"The big ass of Berlichingen"
lol....not entirely right nor wrong
normal comet
nova monolith
There's funny fellas too who only make fleets with pink-haired or blonde girls.
My old screenshot, just replace Hindy with Kurumi then that's it
gentle charm
I need to ask my German girlfriend
violet panther
"Gyatt" was a brainrot-slang derived from "God Damn"
gentle charm
She has her exams rn though
uneven ore
I need to ask my German girlfriend
Agr??
violet panther
and ofc "Gyatt" was a last name of a honorable US sailor, cue a destroyer named USS Gyatt
ember spindle
"Gyatt" was a brainrot-slang derived from "God Damn"
gentle charm
Her being in school gives me a few hours of rest while I am done with school
solid whale
https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-legs-gif-7418853116988366584
i love this fuckass bird
finite quest
"Gyatt" was a brainrot-slang derived from "God Damn"
Yep. It absolutes deranged like this:
God damn, god dayum, gawd dayum, and then the rot came in.
gentle charm
Kai senile
finite quest
It is a way of kids saying ass tho. 
ember spindle
oh we're in al-general, let nj demonstrate
vivid osprey
Aura = Rizz
Gyatt = Dumper
Ragebaiting = Trolling
Fine shyt = Bad bih
Mogged = Rekt
We've always been this way
solid whale
i prefer to say "WOAH MAMA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA mimics a train whistle WHOOOT WHOOOT clears throat ahem ma'am you have a nice rear end" instead of saying gyatt
violet panther
Rizz < Charisma
gentle charm
Cha"rizz"ma
violet panther
Aura Farming is...on its own
finite quest
Problem is where the words even came from
gentle charm
Problem is where the words even came from <:EssexWheeze:1113921620277461033>
This is literally how words are invented though
solid whale
the rizzler and baby gronk aura mogging
urban cave
finite quest
I'll make GleepleGlorple a new word then. It means wicked. 
nova monolith
Baby Gronk was years ago, and it still exploded last year
solid whale
bro is from mars
gentle charm
If enough people use it like that, sure
solid whale
the rizzler and hawk tuah going auuuuugh snoring in ohio sheesh
fleet flume
and ofc "Gyatt" was a last name of a honorable US sailor, cue a destroyer nam...
USS Gyatt as the 1st ship with a guided missile
fleet flume
Guy running out of words
stable plank
finite quest
He checking his notebook.
fleet flume
Kaboom kablow
fading cradle
I desire a guam duel skin manjuu
ember spindle
the rizzler and hawk tuah going auuuuugh snoring in ohio sheesh
false...
somber steeple
Cia black powder
solid whale
the CIA assassinated the cool little egg character with sunglasses
thats the yogurt effect
valid wigeon
there is smt the cartels used to make their products black
dense tendon
hi i am new here
fading cradle
hello
solid whale
hi i am new here im joe
finite quest
"Dumb" the suffix.
dense tendon
I don't play the game
but i like azur lane "art" 
somber steeple
there is smt the cartels used to make their products black
Where is you air force
nova monolith
hi i am new here im joe
somber steeple
No air force stare
dense tendon
S.A.S?
solid whale
the J.O.E
dense tendon
What the hell? Who censored the kiss in my yuri?
ayo villainess yuri
again
finite quest
They gonna get each other gregnant, that's why
solid whale
What the hell? Who censored the kiss in my yuri?
the left has taken TOO MUCH from us
dense tendon
wait we can talk off topic here
sacred oak
They gonna get each other gregnant, that's why
Truth nuke!
sacred oak
wait we can talk off topic here <:MutsukiHyperStare:588629678017871872>
No. But random yuri is always on topic
dense tendon
they prego with clone theory
dense tendon
No. But random yuri is always on topic
i will try following then
sacred oak
I only know of the S.A.S. because of that one IRA song
shut crane
I'm sheltering weeeee
solid whale
guys my kitten Murphy says hi
dense tendon
beside S.A.S we have S.M.S and K.M.S
rocky epoch
Hot take: is there any plan to bring azur lane to pc natively? (Well except the crosswave which already pc native)
finite quest
What a SAS then. Sour Amasgesty Ship?
sacred oak
Hot take: is there any plan to bring azur lane to pc natively? (Well except the ...
Already is
dense tendon
What a SAS then. Sour Amasgesty Ship? <:BuckyPrideZoom:911042553221107714>
Special Air Service
somber steeple
Detla force
finite quest
dense tendon
almost the same elite level to Royal Navy
rocky epoch
Already is
And any news about it, when? Because apps nowadays (not the game) is bloated, so my azur lane can't hold any longer in the phone, and I want to bring it to pc
dense tendon
use emulator
sacred oak
And any news about it, when? Because apps nowadays (not the game) is bloated, so...
Yeah your smartphone is a PC, so it's already on PC
rocky epoch
use emulator
Already, and I'll say, its not too good
dense tendon
Already, and I'll say, its not too good
rip then
solid whale
mumu player is pretty good
dense tendon
is it banned to have azur lane x kancolle talk here?
rocky epoch
Especially with the ssd prices that makes your wallet vaporized
nova monolith
is it banned to have azur lane x kancolle talk here?
nope
solid whale
no people talk about kc all the time
dense tendon
okay then
finite quest
We let our Shimakazes kiss, it's completely fine.
dense tendon
no people talk about kc all the time
woaah
rocky epoch
Especially with the ssd prices that makes your wallet vaporized
Im even talking about the sata 2.5 one, not even the nvme which crazier
dense tendon
Do we have Houshou version in AL?
mellow jolt
is it banned to have azur lane x kancolle talk here?
I mean kc is ip locked so azur lane basically monopolises shipfus globally
solid whale
Do we have Houshou version in AL?
dense tendon
I mean kc is ip locked so azur lane basically monopolises shipfus globally
hmmm fair
since kancolle is still in the JP language
but it's starting kanmusu to get outside?
finite quest
EXP Booster mommy
ionic gulch
dense tendon
ehhmm... really different from kancolle Houshou
nova monolith
The Taihou Kancolle version made me question myself
violet panther
KC Taihou is a flat shy
shut crane
Well that was fun in a morbid way
rocky epoch
Man, if only there's the native pc azur lane, I'll double my top up
solid whale
iowa is probably my favorite KC bote
dense tendon
iowa is probably my favorite KC bote
iowa kancolle have Americans proud
sacred oak
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1499312074508079226/Fu...
Me and @tight goblet irl
solid whale
violet panther
KC Sara..
ionic gulch
Me and <@1414774065935155320> irl
Noted 
solid whale
iowa kancolle have Americans proud
i have a soft spot for the american the Japanese think we are characters
mellow jolt
tbh kc character design are better than al
mellow jolt
Less sexual ig
finite quest
i have a soft spot for the american the Japanese think we are characters
It's a funny trope.
dense tendon
Less sexual ig
different market probably
solid whale
tbh kc character design are better than al
nah AL atago is peak
sacred oak
iowa kancolle have Americans proud
Actual Iowa sailors have given KC Iowa their seal of approval
ionic gulch
KC Taihou is a flat shy
she just undev
dense tendon
i already see AL different market when they made st.louis
solid whale
i wanna watch fire with dog wife
sacred oak
They said "yes please draw up a sexy personification of my ship"
Notably New Jersey sailors were not as enthused for AL NJ
dense tendon
They said "yes please draw up a sexy personification of my ship"
Notably New Je...
yeah
finite quest
Arsonist Doggo Mama. the OG waifu
solid whale
dense tendon
i think they check the goon level with shoryuu water body skins
or i forgor her name
static kernel
They said "yes please draw up a sexy personification of my ship"
Notably New Je...
This
dense tendon
finite quest
No regrets.
median violet
too dark
too obvious
dense tendon
too dark
too obvious <:NurnNom:1023947331344793620>
probably 
dense tendon
oh it's unryuu skin
glacial cape
ionic gulch
dense tendon
<:RichyThink:911039681968341032>
looks good
arctic wedge
solid whale
finite quest
Mogador learned with Unryuu on how to fall forever and have her boobas go crazy.
nova monolith
Mogador learned with Unryuu on how to fall forever and have her boobas go crazy....
to the point her boobs went 67
violet panther
KC Eugen is a Bis simp, KC Ark Royal is a Bis stalker
dense tendon
KC Eugen is a Bis simp, KC Ark Royal is a Bis stalker <:BiskoSweat:588629714483...
i think Bis can't escape any universe from Eugen
violet panther
AL Eugen seems "regular" interaction with Bis
nova monolith
dense tendon
AL Eugen seems "regular" interaction with Bis
meaning it's natural phenomena and acceptable
mellow jolt
Don't taihou have a z cup?
violet panther
meaning it's natural phenomena and acceptable
..........ok
dense tendon
https://tenor.com/view/tokisaki-kurumi-gif-21906455
you remind me how they made date a live character so thicc in azur lane collab
finite quest
Setting an alarm for ~7h.
dense tendon
<:PrinzOwO:497242215169392660> ..........ok
dense tendon
Don't taihou have a z cup?
i prefer this medium idk about others
ionic gulch
she bleed your wallet dry just to full her stomach ahahah xD
1 yandere other 1 energetic verison
ionic gulch
@karmic chasm I'm hungri gimme pood
shut crane
well, taking shelter from possible air attack is one way to get your blood pumping
solid whale
ionic gulch
well, taking shelter from possible air attack is one way to get your blood pumpi...
air attck sound like chemicals attck
shut crane
then it would be called chemical attack
nova elm
Oh wait we had a maintenance?
ionic gulch
Oh wait we had a maintenance?
yes
solid whale
nova elm
man I have low literacy rates huh
ionic gulch
let watch van guard bounce around for now
nova elm
let watch van guard bounce around for now
Sir yes sir boing boing boing
royal tundra
4th one is the 4th best selling skin in CN
dense tendon
i am Tohka lover
ionic gulch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/321284912894443520/981087078202884096/Vanguard-bouncy_1.gif
dense tendon
4th one is the 4th best selling skin in CN <:EssexWheeze:1113921620277461033>
Kurumi lover assembly
nova monolith
i am Tohka lover
Ironically, Tohka stayed the same
dense tendon
Ironically, Tohka stayed the same
is that so?
She looks more thicc to me
nova monolith
Kurumi lover assembly
dense tendon
mellow jolt
Thick kurumi aint no way
ionic gulch
Mhm melon
nova monolith
is that so?
She looks more thicc to me
Looks the same enough for me to the original. The problem is that Tohka has hers hidden
dense tendon
Thick kurumi aint no way
they upgrade her for the fans
dense tendon
Looks the same enough for me to the original. The problem is that Tohka has hers...
aah agree
origami always shows off so we know that much
dense tendon
Literally looks the same ngl
meaning she's that thicc since the beginning
big nuke fact
solid whale
i think we should sink fancy
nova monolith
meaning she's that thicc since the beginning
big nuke fact
Exactly
nova monolith
That one Scene in DAL S1 when she tries to seduce Shido
dense tendon
That one Scene in DAL S1 when she tries to seduce Shido
woaah
somber steeple
solid whale
ionic gulch
what if akagi was an tsun instead of yandere