al-general

[mystic vapor]

Adorable dragon

[hard vine]

RAAAAAH

[tight goblet]

mouse its never coming

[lusty marsh]

Holy shit she is ballin

[serene niche]

embrace the dragon

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/watching-i-see-you-7OVSXLwZQm2xhBewpk

[real iron]

SHIMANTOO

[thick timber]

It's kinda sad seeing my fav ships getting some gooner skins when I've always wanted to see some truly tuff ones

[hard vine]

[tight goblet]

guys guys

lets all watch korea new zombie movie

colony

[tight goblet]

woah

[lusty marsh]

work

[warm veldt]

i mean the devs know how to sell the ships they don't make money on the gameplay like hoyoverse they get it from the skins

[tight goblet]

clothing

[tight goblet]

AL is the most ftp gacha game

[thick timber]

Yeah they gotta pay their people

[thick timber]

Fr

[stark fox]

“Gameplay”
Yes… because THAT’S why people play Hoyo games

[tight goblet]

unlike a game like genshin where they get money through pulls and stuff, AL does it differently

[tight goblet]

I got into zzz for yixuan

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-jane-doe-zzz-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-7553524300759933430

[tight goblet]

PERFECT

EXAMPLE

[serene niche]

now thats a peak drawing

[lusty marsh]

hello

[warm veldt]

i mean what else does it have for them to still play

[stark fox]

Big booba women and sexy men

[warm veldt]

eh

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/orphie-orphie-and-magus-magus-coconut-coconut-water-gif-2852833536719578186

[tight goblet]

wait you play zzz?

[thick timber]

I was lwk init for the ships and building them

[warm veldt]

i don't play it for the waifus

[serene niche]

cute

[stark fox]

You really think people pick up characters in these games cuz they are Meta?
Nah they do it for gooning

[tight goblet]

who tf is a meta slave

but wait
isnt all the pretty girls meta

[worldly shadow]

[tight goblet]

so if u pull for pretty girl

isnt that just being a meta slave?

[spice dove]

no

[warm veldt]

that's where your wrong cause i've seen so many people say meta this and that like that pink hair fox bitch

[tight goblet]

rlly?

[stark fox]

It’s easy to say Meta this, Meta that when every character is meta when the release

That’s how they get people

Make character broken AND HOT and more people will get them

[visual cedar]

reminds me of one of the chars in wuwa very early in wuwas history. the char wasnt even released but was hiped for her look

[stark fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460648107139399701/1457438518732390561/Shigure_Ui.gif

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/iuno-iuno-wuwa-luno-iuno-wuthering-waves-wuthering-gif-17780486381755516420

iuno

https://tenor.com/view/hiyuki-unsheathe-hiyuki-wuwa-hiyuki-wuwa-gif-8706300629021890101

[spice dove]

more like being a meta slave would imply the reason you pull is for the meta. if you pull for another reason and they just happen to be meta, that's different

[tight goblet]

hiyuki

[warm veldt]

oh god she grew up

[tight goblet]

hmm....

[shut crane]

oh hey discord is back

[warm veldt]

i pull for vibes and character after all i still use kokomei when furina exicst

also my favorite hsr character is fugue

https://tenor.com/view/tingyun-fugue-honkai-star-rail-hsr-tingyun-fugue-gif-2716659659196248589

[tight goblet]

raiden shogun is pretty

[warm veldt]

look at this foxian hottie

love her so much

[rustic sapphire]

Poor Gorizia, just compare this skin to the last one she just got

[visual cedar]

why does furina sound like furry

[warm veldt]

she isn't she's a human body of thee god of justice

[tight goblet]

shes that funny blue haired girl that bangs the gavil

[warm veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-furina-dancing-glowstick-cheering-gif-108425810148791440

[oblique sinew]

Hatsu pretty peak

[stark fox]

I like how they already started reusing characters

[warm veldt]

came for the atago stay for the minneapolis

[shut crane]

[shut crane]

so I'm out of oil

[tight goblet]

fungus

[warm veldt]

to be honest some of the sps do need to excist

[tight goblet]

ooooh that reminds me

the last of us

[deft pilot]

servers bck?

[warm veldt]

fugue was flat out confirm to be alive after what welt said

[serene niche]

i heard shes getting a new skin is it true?

[warm veldt]

and the herta was hinted at since 1.0

[stark fox]

Yeah but then why even have the cliffhanger of if she’s dead

Same with Firefly

[spice dove]

imagine her coming home and realizing they sent all her stuff into space

[tight goblet]

wait who was the most recent death

[warm veldt]

because hoyo can't right for shit

[warm veldt]

skott

[tight goblet]

skott...

[warm veldt]

in terms of characters that was either a main character or a side character skott was the one who got killed

[tight roost]

where is the sweep feature 💀

[warm veldt]

if you need a reminder who skott is he's the guy from the aurum alley event

and the trailblaze continuace quest for the xinzhou lofu witth hoolay

i'm not going to lie going to miss skott

[tight goblet]

genshin needs a skip button for ppl who are trying to get as much pulls as possible without the time

I quit genshin after I failed to get skirsk

[stiff forum]

i dropped after getting arle

[meager vine]

boobmagi

[mystic vapor]

How we going solve the siren issue? The humble sigma:

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-the-deep-the-boys-the-boys-the-deep-the-deep-kirei-shoyu-commercial-the-deep-commercial-gif-26636000

[warm veldt]

amagi

[tight roost]

havingno skip button for one of the gacha games with the most revenue is deadass crazy

[warm veldt]

seduce

[mystic vapor]

The deep got this

But he might be cooked if he meets fancy

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-disintegrate-cell-anime-dbz-gif-17395759

[tight goblet]

hmm

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[mystic vapor]

The deep got this trust

[tight roost]

gacha games and their kryptonites
genshin:skip button
hsr and zzz:jumping
limbus and pgr:light-hearted themes
AL:lack of lewds
Priconne:death scenes
Kanc*lle:perma unit (ur shipfu stays there in ur collection even though they died) and gameplay

[tight goblet]

hmm...

[stark fox]

PGR not having light hearted moments:
Me wiping cream off of the dragon girl’s cheek cuz of birthday cake

https://tenor.com/view/pgr-veronica-aegis-vero-tail-gif-15613002920154032951

[runic totem]

we had patches lacking in lewds

[forest sparrow]

Uma: not giving me Curren alt

[tight goblet]

bois lover

[stark fox]

L

[tight roost]

things kanc*lle does better than AL:

https://tenor.com/view/thats-all-folks-ending-cartoons-looney-toons-gif-8344269

[forest sparrow]

I'll gladly take her if you don't want her Pin

[stark fox]

You got Fine Motion alt?

[forest sparrow]

No...

[stable plank]

top 10 iris libre ships:

thanks for watching!

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/how-about-piss-off-then-stu-stags-fuck-off-leave-me-alone-gif-7510478452946691068

[oblique sinew]

Yo cutie

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-fine-motion-wedding-gif-25812491

[long folio]

Alsace is the only one i can think of 😭

[stark fox]

I want it… but I can’t warrant more pulls

[tight roost]

permadeath in a gacha game sounds like another excuse to spend your cash hard.

[stark fox]

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/pgr-vero-veronica-wings-aegis-gif-550906979549925282

[rustic sapphire]

Hating french ships is wild

[long folio]

facts

[long folio]

where is the parachute bag thingy...

bro who on earth is typing the whole fnaf lore

[tight roost]

imagine if we live in the world on the opposite day where

• AL is christian friendly (no more lewds,guys) while KanC*lle is lewd af
• Genshin having a skip button
• Punishing Gray Raven is the most light hearted gacha game while Princess Connect is the darkest gacha game
• Blue Archive having all their rosters grown adults/hags

[shut crane]

[mystic vapor]

Hear me out an gacha game but it has more insane girls than sane girls

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gab-ガヴ-gabriel-ガヴリール-gif-11017912520093195278

[long folio]

genshin and skip button in the same sentence is something impossible and will most likely never happen

[proud moon]

nikke where there is zero jiggle and the game is all happy

[oblique sinew]

Would

[stark fox]

Same. She even breaks down your door when she wants to see you

[shut crane]

neat

[tight goblet]

is that punishing gray raven

[stark fox]

Yee

[tight roost]

aaahhhh

name a gacha game with 100% pure darkness

no light

[oblique sinew]

Thats hot

[tight roost]

just grimdark and that's it

[stark fox]

Warhammer 40K tacticus

[tight roost]

nopey,a gacha game.

[stark fox]

That is a Gacha game

[tight roost]

but what if we don't count WH40K:T?

[nova elm]

Limbus?

[stark fox]

IDK I don’t play hyper depression simulators

[nova elm]

sunshine and rainbows makes the world goes round

[stark fox]

And that’s why I have horse

[oblique sinew]

I mean ig you could think, in theory, AK could fit that bill as canonically all your waifus and husbandos get turned into cancer juice unless yer warfarin

[nova elm]

OoO fluffy

[tight roost]

but they have swimsuit skin tho

[stark fox]

Everyone dies

[tight roost]

dayum even my glorious snek eunectes?

[oblique sinew]

They get tossed into a blender at the end doesnt matter

[nova elm]

Morimens is also kinda dark? Almost 1/1 with Reverse 1999 but R1999 at least has hope

[stark fox]

Especially her

[oblique sinew]

Its the only canonical answer unless its warfarin cause doctor and priestess succeed in their plans of blending everyone up into cancer juice to save their lives or something

[oblique sinew]

[stark fox]

Mmmmm delicious nutritious cancer juice

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-tea-tea-day-sipping-tea-gif-15288264

[long folio]

yo what did i miss out on

[oblique sinew]

Ig the alternative is everything becomes an eldritch entity too

[hard vine]

endfield switched oripathy from being rock cancer to being rock aids

[oblique sinew]

Which i mean

Ishar-mla is hot so I'm fine with this

[tight roost]

mmm...sweet ch'en juice

https://tenor.com/view/premium-monkey-by-hero-911-glass-monkey-drinking-monkey-gif-9766610647612679055

[oblique sinew]

I mean its still rock cancer its just managed rock cancer now

[meager vine]

what the doro doin

[long folio]

is rock cancer like how i remember it or is it new in endfield

[stark fox]

It’s the same.
But now rock cancer is managed so you don’t rock.
Also it has memories in it now

Or something

[long folio]

ok

[jade sigil]

guys the image of mogador's physics while she is air diving is now permanently burnt deep in my frontal lobe

[tight roost]

limbus company community post-roblox immigration turned into a den of assholes icl

[loud herald]

what

[hard vine]

chen waifumogs ch'en

[jade sigil]

this single image alone from a thumbnail partially destroyed half my nervous system

[oblique sinew]

I mean thats basically what endfield taught us lol

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296258283446730814/1488085812569440357/caption.8bffe0b6.gif

[hard vine]

so what god do i have to pray to in order to get a 3d gacha game with a good story

[static sparrow]

weird way to censor tiddies

[proud moon]

it significantly damage the internet

[mild shell]

is top up double reset for global too tmr?

[tight roost]

"67"

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[oblique sinew]

Isnt good subjective

[jade sigil]

first they goonerbait then they brainrotbait

[oblique sinew]

[light fable]

Two sides of the same coin.

[tight roost]

U-73 looks like Uni from TEMU

[gloomy valley]

Always has

[viscid sedge]

as somebody said yesterday, we sure this isn't Roon on her honeymoon trip?

[jade sigil]

I fear for my life

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stark fox]

There’s no blood. Can’t be Roon’s honeymoon

[jade sigil]

The knife

[proud moon]

roon ready to chop your pp if she see you with another female

[gloomy valley]

It’s just that now instead of dying a horrible slow death as you turn into a rock creature over time, you die a horrible slow death in indentured servitude to the planets big corporations that give you the drug to keep you from becoming a rock

[viscid sedge]

if it wasn't for Roon being a psycho she'd probably be one of those girls that would make for a great wife

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-to-see-nothings-changed-consistent-same-netflix-gif-13421402

[stark fox]

She’d still make a good wife.
It’s just that now she’s a good wife who is willing to kill anyone who tries shit

[tight goblet]

rhmm...

[stable plank]

400 more genshin clones coming right up

[tight goblet]

thats deadly

[gloomy valley]

There’s still genocide of an entire race of people (this time though they’re just kinda crazy so it’s not as bad), orignium infection/Oripathy is still extremely bad and wide spread but now that corporations can give vaccines you just get the super powers of originium with very little dying risk unless you’re poor and can’t afford the drugs :))))

[viscid sedge]

the goal isn't to get her in jail tho

[stark fox]

Burglar? Dead in a ditch.
Mugger? Best believe he’s gonna be breathing through a tube in his neck.
IRS agents? Bitch we can live on the open water.

TAKE THAT TAXES

[tight goblet]

woah

[stark fox]

Damn. Infinite cosmic powers but I got medical debts

So nothings changed

[gloomy valley]

From the way it’s explained it’s not just medical debt

It’s flat out indentured servitude. You continue working day after day doing anything they tell you to do “for the betterment of Talos 2” or you don’t get your rock vaccine this week

[tight goblet]

medical debts are bad

[stark fox]

[gloomy valley]

No different than back in the day where you rented a tool from the store that was much more expensive than you got paid to pay back

[tight goblet]

slaves were very expensive back in the day

[gloomy valley]

Endfield is a bit better than real life was, people get enough to be well fed and housed, but you’re still working your life away just to obtain the vaccine for the rock virus they happily infected the planet with

[stark fox]

But hey. At least when you die your memories can be put into a new body

So now you have infinite debt

[gloomy valley]

I wonder what the repayments are for becoming a reconvener lmao

[obtuse crystal]

Sir a second azur lane post has gone viral on Twitter

https://x.com/i/status/2056419543195722237

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

【Preview: Z15's Dynamic skin - Dancing Diver】

Oh nooo, I fell again~ It's so hard to keep my balance in here... Hmm? Did I just catch you staring at clumsy little me, Commander?

*Content is in development and may not reflect the final version.

#AzurLane #Yostar

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X · May 18, 2026, 5:00 PM

[hard vine]

You gotta rent your new body

or else it gets repo'd

[obtuse crystal]

We ain't ever getting casual skins again after this

[gentle cargo]

DA BIG FAT BOOBAS!!!!!

[hard vine]

now where the hell is the uncensored louis skin

[stark fox]

Anyway Eternal servitude to big companies for my rock insulin.
But at least I’m well fed, I guess

[obtuse crystal]

I just want this as an actual skin

[gloomy valley]

We’ve barely gotten any in like 2 years what do you mean lol

[meager haven]

We get crumbs occassionally

Like Birmingham’s maid skin, in the event with the “maid” aesthetic.

[stark fox]

At least we got the cruise pass skins

[gloomy valley]

I saw an AVP skin in Forza horizon 6 last night

It was kinda nice looking

[meager haven]

It was probably only merch

[obtuse crystal]

The above is official

[meager haven]

Official as merch

[stark fox]

Yeah but it’s not a skin

[meager haven]

Never getting ingame

[stark fox]

[gentle charm]

I love this

[obtuse crystal]

Exactly the issue

[stark fox]

YOU KNOW WHAT IS IN GAME TGOUGH?

[obtuse crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-my-mom-shirt-swing-trash-talk-bye-gif-5037821

[gloomy valley]

I’ve been waiting on Roons school outfit from crosswave since it first came out so yeah I give up lol

[stark fox]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING IT MANJUU

[gloomy valley]

[stark fox]

IT’S ASSETS ARE IN THE GAME MANJUU

JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!!

[gloomy valley]

So it’s actually in the main game and we still don’t have it despite it being all the way from crosswave

[stark fox]

I WANT IT

[stark fox]

I WILL PAY ALL 20K OF MY GEM HORDE FOR IT MANJUU

[gloomy valley]

It doesn’t show off a ton of tit and thigh and butt and 99% of her pussy, so it won’t ever happen

[serene niche]

[stark fox]

[shut crane]

[stark fox]

But she looks so nice

[gloomy valley]

The only way we get that is if her shirt is open and her skirt is ripped so we see her panties lol

[shut crane]

next baltimore plox

[stark fox]

There must be some contract fuckery with it

That’s the only reason I can see it not being for sale

I DON’T EVEN NEED IT TO. E VOICED JUST GIVE IT TO ME

[serene niche]

would be great to see it as skin

[quasi cove]

The new roon skin looks horrible as usual but this one makes me re think my roon dosgust

[shut crane]

your face looks horrible!

ha gottem

[stark fox]

Roon cute

[shut crane]

roon hot

[stark fox]

Oh, also.
Pig dead

[serene niche]

both is good

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-food-gif-12583283796040549115

[vivid osprey]

I'll eat some pork tonight in his honour

[stark fox]

He got banished to the shadow realm for horny

[serene niche]

mmm

[gloomy valley]

🥓

[shut crane]

rest in bacon

[vivid osprey]

Now who will endlessly post War Thunder content in general?

Tragedy

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelbandits-lotr-lord-rings-meat-gif-7398681212587459935

[gloomy valley]

It’s always sad to see a regular get the ultimate smack, but people really gotta curb the horny and take hints from warnings

[stark fox]

True…

[vivid osprey]

Oh yo it's an actual perma?

[stark fox]

[oblique sinew]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME. NOT HIM

[vivid osprey]

Fair play for not being biased towards regulars

[oblique sinew]

[gloomy valley]

I already told you old man you’re here for life

[stark fox]

Yee he gone

[light fable]

Best we can do is another genshin clone

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/puzzlebox-solving-a-puzzle-1987-sliding-into-place-mysterious-gif-6662353537727979441

You shouldn’t have solved the box

[gloomy valley]

I think no matter the mod team or server you’re always going to want to keep your regulars around, but sometimes you just can’t

[vivid osprey]

I understand. I got warned today and while I can think of that what I want, and I do, rules are rules

[oblique sinew]

But consider this

[shut crane]

the secret is to post mod approved horny

[stark fox]

And on the flip side you have some regulars you want gone but can’t bevause of limitations

[oblique sinew]

You ban me and give him a second chance with 1 warning then ban him when he cant follow

[stark fox]

[oblique sinew]

[light fable]

Who got banned?

[vivid osprey]

Pig

[shut crane]

the bacon got fried

[oblique sinew]

Idk some guy

[vivid osprey]

War Thunder fan that simped for French boats

[shut crane]

nomshiro better

[icy herald]

I’ve already flown too close to the sun once

poorly timed and poorly read joke

[serene niche]

she need another l2d skin

[stark fox]

That Richie husband pig man

[modern dew]

sometimes i sneeze

[light fable]

Ahhh I remember now.

Wow...

[stark fox]

He flew too close to the horny

[gentle charm]

upper part of my richie bow done

[stark fox]

And now is Bacon

[oblique sinew]

And nothing was lost

[stark fox]

On the plus side this means Richie is free cuz her husband is dead

[mental swift]

NO FUCKING WAY

[stark fox]

[mental swift]

THE SOYUZ SKIN RERUNS

THIS WEEK

YEAHHHHHHHH

[oblique sinew]

[stark fox]

Which one? The shit one or the less shit one?

[shut crane]

I prefer jb over richy

[mental swift]

The dual form

[icy herald]

sounds like we gotta pay her pension now

[mental swift]

yarr

[oblique sinew]

pension

[light fable]

Good shit and even better shit

[stark fox]

So the less shit one?

[light fable]

[gentle charm]

Richie's sides are so flat

[mental swift]

whatever you wanna call it

Yes that

[stark fox]

Look man… I can’t defend Soyuz’s first skin.
It’s bad

[oblique sinew]

Dont gotta pay the pension if there's no one to pay it to

[stark fox]

[mystic vapor]

I want make an 3d gacha game where your an regular dude trying to chill but your lowkey wanted by monster girls and eldritch horrors

[stark fox]

Reverse Harem?

[serene niche]

[oblique sinew]

this reed sticker is great.

[serene niche]

nice

[subtle badger]

Unwanted harem

[mental swift]

Soyuz’s first skin isn’t bad, its bond

[mystic vapor]

Yes basically your some security guy who is wanted by monster girls due your casualness

[stark fox]

It’s bad

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-gif-19871161

[shut crane]

should I take out some oil from storage and continue the grind

[gentle charm]

French ships are slept on

they locked in after ww1

[oblique sinew]

Lob corp style of game but instead you have to manage a bunch of World Ending Eldritch monster girls lest they get jealous and end the world?

Actually that sounds neat

[serene niche]

i would play that

[oblique sinew]

I said it in jest but now ive said it I'm kinda down lmao

[mystic vapor]

Yes

[oblique sinew]

But also I hate myself so ofc id play it

[mystic vapor]

Your job is make them try to not act on instinct

[quasi cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-im-adorable-vegeta-dragon-ball-gif-15886515

[oblique sinew]

But its gotta be just as hard as lobco/ruina

Otherwise not worth

[stark fox]

And each failure has them lewding you while ascending to godhood

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/lewd-exultant-anime-laugh-sweet-gif-16881610

[mystic vapor]

If you fail

Uhm

[oblique sinew]

Eyo

[mystic vapor]

Let just say your going be in hospital

[serene niche]

[oblique sinew]

Nah its world ending monstrosities there is no hospital

Just end of the world

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stark fox]

Only ascending to godhood as their concubine/Husband

[oblique sinew]

So canonically would Cthulhu be a sleepy waifu?

[mystic vapor]

Well your going be the house husband

[oblique sinew]

Just laffey 3 ™

[mystic vapor]

Also the only girl are somewhat reasonable are the slime girls

[stark fox]

Honestly. I’d love to see a game where the lovecraft gods are just the cattiest women

[oblique sinew]

I'm js if given the chance id sell humanity out to be the househusband of a cute eldritch waifu

[stark fox]

Imagine Nyarlathotep calling Cthulu a shank before they both have a Kaiju tentacle battle

[oblique sinew]

[stark fox]

[mystic vapor]

Also there be hell yea momments

[oblique sinew]

[mystic vapor]

Where an t-Rex girl fights an dragon girl like an Godzilla fight

[ember spindle]

ddg (can hit enemies that haven't spawned yet, 1500 coins per volley)

[shut crane]

I think I've satisfied my zomboid urge, what will I play now

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483464665362206792/20260317_135237.gif

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-paroxsm-haru-walk-gif-15862124887393525030

[mystic vapor]

You should play half life

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1501444102154358834/NJ_eat_true.gif

[mystic vapor]

Or quake

https://tenor.com/view/quake-grunt-dancing-gaming-gif-16776488

[stark fox]

Play Boltgun

Very fun DOOM like game

https://tenor.com/view/boltgun-warhammer-40-40k-40000-gif-229925132836714099

[mystic vapor]

Guys what would you do if you saw this in middle of night

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/malum-caedo-gif-5839974790312307532

[shut crane]

oh yeah, I remember when boltgun came out

[light fable]

Indeed. Great boomer shooter

[stark fox]

“Cafe, it’s late. If you wanted to brew coffee you could send me a text instead of walking all the way here”

[mystic vapor]

Guys what would an horror game of azur lane be

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-manhattan-cafe-coffee-time-gif-5892511109693708612

[ember spindle]

bristol sneaks into a dilapidated siren building

[mystic vapor]

Also cafe is probably one of the scariest umas

[stark fox]

Still in Love

[ember spindle]

with long fucking island of all people

[shut crane]

the x invasion succeeding

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-still-in-love-uma-musume-still-in-love-still-in-love-uma-crazy-gif-17387918114255406705

[mystic vapor]

And second and first would go to dream journey and still in love

And probably 4th is tachyon

[stark fox]

Cafe only LOOKS spooky

She’s not actually spooky

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-cat-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-18089453914863052250

[shut crane]

or is she...

dun Dun DUN

[stark fox]

No the Spooky one is Sunday Silence

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-gif-9732322191102310136

[light fable]

Hmmm...the mirror sea would be like silent Hill and you fight deformed versions of sirens

With limited ammo

[oblique sinew]

friendly reminder neo uni is definitely an uma and not an eldritch being

[shut crane]

[mystic vapor]

Heal

[dull tide]

ig it's impossible to know but are the chances big that Alsace is right after the new event? boyfie got me back into the game and I wanna try to get both

[mystic vapor]

An actual ship girl

[late shale]

Hmm

[stark fox]

🤷‍♂️

[stable plank]

idk who next ur rerun is

probably bristol ii

[dull tide]

hate not having infinite cubes 💔

I just wanna pull

[mystic vapor]

Just

Kill someone trust

[merry spoke]

Ohh

[mystic vapor]

[mental swift]

Leeds tea

My beloved

[mental swift]

just grind while the event goes on

it ain’t hard

[full blade]

so is Roons new skin a L2D one or nah

[static sparrow]

Static

[stiff forum]

No

Looks hot tho

[full blade]

aww, it does though 😭

we are Rooning it for the Iron blood

[stiff forum]

You saying it like roon sticking her knife behind your back

[full blade]

not the worst she’s done

[static kernel]

Is this deflated?

[full blade]

I watched Roon land 8 blackflashes in a row

[full blade]

yes

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-le-galissonnière-halloween-black-cat-gif-23596341

[meager haven]

It’s more so her original size.

[static kernel]

That

[meager haven]

Maybe still slightly deflated.

[light fable]

Think Moggu got more fans thanks to her smile 😆

Seeing that screenshot all over my TL now

[meager haven]

Random bullshit go

[full blade]

strange, I haven’t seen any new fanart of Roon lately

[light fable]

Lemme check!

[meager haven]

Pretty sure like two people just uploaded art of her on Pixiv but okay

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

[mental swift]

ITS STATIC

😭 😭 😭

[lone vapor]

where

is

my

tirpitz zwei

[mental swift]

She’s dead

[dull tide]

Hood 2 💔

[mental swift]

she’s dead too

[late shale]

Hmm

[mystic vapor]

Azur lane should add USS Antietam

[mental swift]

Holy shit

that’s just peak

[mystic vapor]

Where she looks like enterprise but thicker and has an dark commander outfit

[full blade]

peak

[mental swift]

manjuu should add more Iowa class

[meager vine]

[light fable]

Gonna be a tall order to outdo New Jersey

[full blade]

🫸 🫷

[mental swift]

Imagine if it’s the namesake

[meager haven]

Impossible

[mental swift]

wrong

[full blade]

ship technique amp: cube

[mental swift]

you can get ships without saving up cubes

[full blade]

ship technique: reversal

am mashing them together to make-

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

hollow…diam…cube ah screw it, be erased

Roon save me

[mental swift]

nah roon has a knife

oh wait

yeah she’s gonna save you alright

[full blade]

and then copy the technique

[mystic vapor]

Then it bounces off kashinos booba

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/toji-death-toji-demise-toji-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-gif-487035765960669652

WHA-

[late shale]

Indeed

[mental swift]

doom

[ember spindle]

🫸 🫷
🤌 🫴 💥

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/toji-toji-fushiguro-death-bloody-died-standing-gif-769732690373477383

[mystic vapor]

You die and isaked into an victim of regensburg

[full blade]

NOOOO!!!

[wintry salmon]

Is there more worse than this CV battle?

[late shale]

Independence spotted

[meager haven]

Yes it’s called 16-4 Mainfleet mobs

[wintry salmon]

Damnn

[wintry salmon]

More Carriers?

[meager haven]

No. It’s like 15 BBs with like 100k each.

[full blade]

Red Plague had never been seen again

due to Regensburg

[wintry salmon]

Oh damn I think I can barely keep up with it

[meager haven]

And all deal like 1k each.

[mystic vapor]

Rip

[meager haven]

No you can’t. Trust me.

[wintry salmon]

Do I need UR gears for it?

Ohhh

I only have 4 in total

Campaign boss

[static sparrow]

Both UR gears and UR ships

[royal tundra]

Good luck, you can get 2 tomorrow

[wintry salmon]

I do have allat but I'm still building

rn I'm building Musashi

[static sparrow]

That's absolutely fine... Take your time

campaign isnt going anywhere and things only get difficult beyond chap 13

[royal tundra]

Probably powercrept by our Goth girl

[wintry salmon]

I'm currently in chapter 13

And im also doing research on anchorage

[solar dome]

berlichingen looks so much like hysilens I can't unsee

[wintry salmon]

Also is kaersarge recommendable? She is like a wifu

Will there be UR gears in next collab?

[royal tundra]

There will NEVER be UR gear in collabs

[solar dome]

Why are you farming for Anchorage with only two USS vanguards

[meager haven]

Collabs have never had UR gear

[solar dome]

And both being in your boss fleet

[wintry salmon]

There are 4 in total

[solar dome]

Where

[meager haven]

Huh

[solar dome]

Roon is German
Mogador is French
Kurumi isn't even from here
Takao is Japanese

[meager haven]

Don’t tell me you think mainfleet gives exp…

[wintry salmon]

What

[solar dome]

Anchorage doesn't get exp from main fleet ships

Did you read the criteria

[royal tundra]

well, it gives XP Just not for Anchorage

[meager haven]

Wtf you mean by 4 bro

[solar dome]

She only takes exp from vanguard ships

So the only two contributing are laffii and sandy

[wintry salmon]

Only from vanguard?

[meager haven]

Dudebro

[solar dome]

It says on the research screen

[wintry salmon]

Oh shi I have no idea

[meager haven]

Our brains are umazing

[solar dome]

She isn't like how agir or gouden are

[royal tundra]

"1. Accumulate 1 million experience with Eagle Union **Vanguard **ships"

[wintry salmon]

Do CV include?

[meager haven]

Bro

[royal tundra]

Does CV go in the vanguard???

[solar dome]

Try fitting a CV in your vanguard fleet and come back to us

[meager haven]

I will turn you into coldchoco

[wintry salmon]

Ohhh

[solar dome]

No Chikuma doesn't count

[wintry salmon]

Oh wait Vanguard not main...

[meager haven]

But Halford does teehehehehhee

[wintry salmon]

Lol

[royal tundra]

USS Chikuma

[solar dome]

Halford does count

Solo halford against musashi 16-4

[meager haven]

Yeah, she’d win

[wintry salmon]

I guess building anchorage will take more time

[meager haven]

Less time now that you should be using a real fleet

[solar dome]

Do you only have two USS vanguards

[wintry salmon]

Yuh

[solar dome]

Cause realistically since you're already at ch13 you should probably be able to finish her in like

Nevermind

[meager haven]

Dudebro

[solar dome]

I was gonna say a week

[wintry salmon]

I build tons of BBs

[solar dome]

You only need like

Two

For campaign

[wintry salmon]

I do have Helena

[meager haven]

Do you like have Portland or something

[solar dome]

Just use helena laffii and sandy in your vanguard fleet

[wintry salmon]

Ehh? The mob fleet isn't gonna survive

[meager haven]

I’ma cry bro.

[gentle charm]

I am building one

[somber steeple]

When

[solar dome]

Your takao is your main tank for your boss fleet im surprised it's actually surviving

[meager haven]

Sufvving

[solar dome]

Sucifigng

[wintry salmon]

Yeah I'm actually gonna replace it to Anchorage

[ember spindle]

hey eldridge also has an aa bonus

[meager haven]

Use Portland bro

[ember spindle]

because eagle union ig

[solar dome]

Well you don't have it yet so just use your laffii that's right there

Or yeah Portland

[late shale]

Hmm

[solar dome]

They don't give her out for free anymore do they

[wintry salmon]

I'll put portland in third fleet and do sorting in 12-4

[meager haven]

She’s not a medal exchange ship?

If you mean Port

[solar dome]

Well I remember her being in the newbie missions thing

But since they changed that idk if she's still in there

[wintry salmon]

I have Portland bro

[solar dome]

12-1 is better for exp

Well

[wintry salmon]

It's free even in campaign

[solar dome]

12-4 is better but the oil to cost ratio is better in 12-1

[meager haven]

I keep thinking medal exchange fml. I meant guild exchange

[solar dome]

Unless u simultaneously need coins then 12-4 can work I guess

[meager haven]

Yeah she’s guild exchange.

[solar dome]

Good

[wintry salmon]

I literally retired 3 Portland minutes ago

From campaign

[solar dome]

Like scrapped or you just benched her

[wintry salmon]

I actually need t3 that's why I go in 12-4

[wintry salmon]

Medals

[solar dome]

She's a better tank than Takao

Oh

Whatever just use laffey ii as your main tank

[wintry salmon]

[solar dome]

Yes she can tank

Very well too

[wintry salmon]

I'll just use my retro laffey for the mob fleet and replace Mogador

[meager haven]

Believe it or not Laffey II is an incredible tank by DD standards. Probably the tankiest DD excluding Yukikaze’s theoretical.

[solar dome]

Or you can put laffey, the Helena you mentioned earlier, and sandy in your mob vanguard

[wintry salmon]

a DD can tank huh..

[solar dome]

Yeah they've been doing that

[wintry salmon]

Dawg I didn't know that

[meager haven]

Definitely a better tank than Takao

[wintry salmon]

I guess I should use my retro laffey as extra

Wait

Let me do it

Like this?

[solar dome]

Yeah that can work

[meager haven]

Do the warspit got her augment?

Not really needed but would be nice.

[wintry salmon]

Then where should I put helena in mob fleet?

[meager haven]

No

[wintry salmon]

Yeah

[meager haven]

Why is your boss fleet the one with all the EU bro wth

Didn’t even click

[wintry salmon]

Idk but they're just stronger than the mob ships

[meager haven]

Bro the mob is where most of the exp is

Smh

[wintry salmon]

Oh

I'll just exchange position my Vanguards

[meager haven]

That’s it, rename yourself to coldchoco

[wintry salmon]

Damn

[meager haven]

That’s what you get.

[wintry salmon]

:(

[static sparrow]

Rudely kelp

[wintry salmon]

Is kaersarge recommendable?

[placid gulch]

yes

[meager haven]

I mean she’s not really needed anywhere in your setup.

Ig you could swap her in over Bearn META

[wintry salmon]

But bearn meta is good to my fleet because of her fast reload and tornado :c

[meager haven]

Okay. What uhhh…

Dev level and regular level is your Kearsarge?

[solar dome]

He doesn't have her yet

I think

[wintry salmon]

Yea

[meager haven]

Man😔

[wintry salmon]

But I'm close of developing her

[solar dome]

She's good but like

Very very niche

As in she's only bis in uss cv comps with york2 and lex2

[wintry salmon]

Ohhh

I actually have shinano but she's not good without amagi cv

And I actually need amagi cv just to use her

Amagi cv when

[royal tundra]

This year after JP anni

[wintry salmon]

Wooohooo

Blessed you

[fallow juniper]

oh... what did they do to jean bart

[wintry salmon]

That ain't Jean Bart

[meager haven]

That’s a sister-ship

I forgor her name tho

Clem

[wintry salmon]

It's literally in the picture

[meager haven]

I’m already reading something bro I ain’t reading more.

[wintry salmon]

[fallow juniper]

it was in the picture

how could you miss

[meager haven]

Smh my head bro

[wintry salmon]

[meager haven]

I’m just ENing

[meager haven]

Silence mister EU mainfleet

[wintry salmon]

Ay damn

Show me your fleet I'm curious

[meager haven]

I’ll show my boss since everything else is just fleettech.

[fallow juniper]

wait when's the event?

[static sparrow]

Tomorrow after maintenance

[wintry salmon]

Collab with 2B

[fallow juniper]

oh in a- right

[wintry salmon]

Says on azure lane twitter

[wintry salmon]

Wow

[static sparrow]

Its dates are not announced yet

[meager haven]

Not specialized at all. Just enough for W14.

[static sparrow]

Rn new UR event which will go on for 3 weeks

[wintry salmon]

That's powerfull first time seeing something powerful like this

Is that Essex I see?

[meager haven]

Retofitted yeah

[wintry salmon]

And who are those in the vanguard

[meager haven]

Agir, Helena, and Plywood.

[wintry salmon]

Wait why you don't use DD are they optional?

[meager haven]

Yeah

[shut crane]

I have withdrawn 5000 oil to grind 16-4 some more

[wintry salmon]

And here I thought I need it

[meager haven]

They become relevant in W15+ though, with enemy subs spawning and such.

[clever gazelle]

Do yall remember the chibi going around the world in the cruise missions?

[late shale]

Hmm

[fallow juniper]

hiphip's retrofit also tomorrow?

she's finally getting some love

[wintry salmon]

Oh I see

[glad quarry]

Super Sonico could fit in Azur Lane what do you guys think

[fallow juniper]

i mean srsly, wtf is this skin selection

[wintry salmon]

But damn I can't believe laffey 2 could actually tank specially for her class

[meager haven]

Admiral Hipster don’t need no skin.

[fallow juniper]

Eugen on the other hand has 7, 8 if you count the oath skin, 9 if you also count defualt

[royal tundra]

Blücher:

[meager haven]

Ome hihi

[static sparrow]

Hull type doesn't mean anything these days infact the optimal vanguard for pretty much all contents are three UR dds - z52, Trafalgar and willie d porter

[wintry salmon]

Will this 3 gonna be in tomorrow?

[static kernel]

It says something that simply reverting her to original size is "deflation"

[wintry salmon]

Another UR to get

[royal tundra]

URs

[wintry salmon]

Ong I haven't finished my other URs

[fallow juniper]

oh boy i wonder which skins would be rentable tomorrow

[static sparrow]

Gotz, moggy and amagi's skin

[fallow juniper]

welp at least i have amagi

[wintry salmon]

Which amagi?

[static sparrow]

Amagi Cv btw

[fallow juniper]

CV

on the same note, she already has a oath skin...?

[wintry salmon]

I'm actually waiting for that too

[royal tundra]

Amagi BB is DEAD to the devs

[wintry salmon]

Fr?

[versed quarry]

Click that damn paw

[wintry salmon]

What does that paw do?

[static sparrow]

I think she's already dead in lore for a long time

[wintry salmon]

I got tired of it since 2023

[static sparrow]

Starts a quest for obtaining akashi

[versed quarry]

Something for akashi mission

[royal tundra]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Akashi/Questline

[meager haven]

It gives you and unlocks Akashi.

Who is totally very worth it and not a scamcat.

[solar dome]

Me when I do a week long quest for a Brick

[wintry salmon]

[meager haven]

Yeah but she’s kinda decently okay as a healer with double, or even triple, cranes.

[solar dome]

I say this because she has given me terrible shop deals for the past week

She's an aa hypercarry sandy feast your eyes

[wintry salmon]

Wait she is playable?

[royal tundra]

Triple cranes who work as 1, as skills don't stack

[wraith atlas]

Hello everyone, what is the purpose of this sub-section?

[solar dome]

Yes

[meager haven]

+354AA my love.

[wintry salmon]

I thought she is just a NPC

[royal tundra]

Next he thinks the Sirens are NPCs :smh:

[wintry salmon]

Wait no?

[meager haven]

You see these red squares on maps? That’s the range your subs can be called to do extra damage for you.

They do a little more but the burst damage from this is almost always better.

[wraith atlas]

No, I'm asking about this channel.

[wintry salmon]

Oh right there's a siren playable

[solar dome]

Azur Lane General

General Lane Azur

[wintry salmon]

Azure General Lane

[royal tundra]

For what? Cranes just give HP

[wintry salmon]

Wait let me do that quest

[oblique sinew]

If you click the channel name or just look under the name on desktop itll tell you what this channel is for

[shut crane]

sirens are hot

[oblique sinew]

Take some initiative. Ik its scary

[bold hare]

[oblique sinew]

Foka

[wraith atlas]

I'm a player from China

[oblique sinew]

[meager haven]

I meant triple radar for aa demon

The true purpose of repair ships

[wintry salmon]

Guys the paw is gone...

What now

[royal tundra]

Get the next paw

[wintry salmon]

Okay

I don't see no more paws

I clicked her 30 times

[royal tundra]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Akashi/Questline#Pawprint_Locations

[wraith atlas]

Oh? Are you working on the task of obtaining the cat with green fur?

[wintry salmon]

Yeah

I got tired of it since 2023 and don't know what to do

I'm just doing it now

Task 6

[wraith atlas]

Come on! I can't remember how many cat paw points I've collected. After clicking on the cat paws, there's still a long chain of tasks to complete.

[radiant cipher]

hi

wo xiang he bing de xuebi

https://klipy.com/gifs/sprite-drink--k01KS0Q8RQAPA38GY6S580K4J01

[royal tundra]

Cause catpaws are the end of said chain

[silver bear]

Hello

[radiant cipher]

lost

I just destroyed an enemy team with just my Gloire

[wraith atlas]

I'm not sure if my English is idiomatic. I can roughly understand it, but when having conversations with you, I still need to use a translator.

[wintry salmon]

[wraith atlas]

bing xue bi 非常好（very good）

[tired crown]

OG sprite bottle

[radiant cipher]

I'm learning chinese

[wintry salmon]

Why Chinese

[radiant cipher]

I have a chinese friend

[wintry salmon]

China feels like another world ngl

[wintry salmon]

I see, a friend

[wraith atlas]

This is quite good. I'm also learning college-level English, but we focus more on reading and writing, and our oral skills are relatively weak.

[silver bear]

What ship

Oops

[radiant cipher]

Gloire

[silver bear]

Sry for ping

[wintry salmon]

I want to learn Japanese

[silver bear]

i meant the enemy ship

[radiant cipher]

a friggin Mikuma was shooting at me with its 15 155mm guns

I just dodged most salvos and kept hitting him under the main guns

: D

then I styled on a Colbert

then a Krazny Krym and two USN DD's

[silver bear]

IJN CA moment

[wraith atlas]

on WOWS？

[silver bear]

made of paper, wet cardboard. and explodium

i have Strasbourg in my dock, but she’s been more of a port queen

i slammed my head into the wall playing Belfast back when she was 5.7

to get her

[radiant cipher]

try using stras

[silver bear]

i suck at BB tier

Its been actual yrs since ive played Naval

and months since ive played WT proper

[radiant cipher]

I've been having quite some fun in Paris

[silver bear]

My ability to aim is pants

[radiant cipher]

she's low BR and somehow is amazing at blapping cruisers

[silver bear]

Warty was playing with me in the Premium french CA

at 5.7-5.3

i can’t remember which one

[radiant cipher]

Dupleix

[silver bear]

its so fucked up her SAP has less pen than bel’s 6” shells

like

What the fuck

I wanna know what the Gaijin devs have against the Fronch

[versed coral]

Good morning fellow Bismarck enjoyers.
Just saying hi before I dip for college.

[stiff forum]

Why is that

[silver bear]

They love to cuck France for fuckall reason

[radiant cipher]

that's because Gaijin refuses to give her and the other french CA's their AP shells

also lmao where is Algérie

[rancid cedar]

Good mornin even tho it's 1AM for me

[silver bear]

Im calling it

Algerie is gonna float too high, have a fucked Reload rate, and missing armor

[analog stag]

French heavy cruisers don’t have AP in WT?

[silver bear]

on top of fucked up Shells

No

They don’t

[radiant cipher]

nope

[silver bear]

She only gets a SAP shell

[radiant cipher]

but hey Soyuz gets everything

[analog stag]

[silver bear]

players had to harrass them for months to get Dunkek’s shell right

[versed coral]

Still morning technically lol.

[stiff forum]

Gaijin is russian

[radiant cipher]

and dunk's shell is still meh

[stiff forum]

[silver bear]

We love dickriding authoritarian regimes

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1506361261237993613/image.png?ex=6a0dfbbf&is=6a0caa3f&hm=46e4e7a8532dabcb97e9e54153378ebecea8ff2ecbcf7ee4de81432c22bbfd2f&

[radiant cipher]

like she should have over 700mm of pen

[silver bear]

fuck, my fat fingers

[radiant cipher]

easily

[analog stag]

How much did they give her

[wraith atlas]

OMG it's Navalart

[silver bear]

gotta suck the soviets off, or someone gets pissy

its like 350-400mm iirc, its definitely not that

[stiff forum]

I got jean bart and dunky on wows

Al one

[silver bear]

its been a minute since ive seen the pen numbers for Duncake

[stiff forum]

Wish i got kearsarge

[analog stag]

Bruh momento

[stiff forum]

🥀

[rancid cedar]

Thought it's called midnight

[radiant cipher]

621mm

[wintry salmon]

Does this work to roon?

[versed coral]

Isn’t midnight 12:00 AM/00:00

[analog stag]

Ok 400mm is way off

[versed coral]

Since that’s the middle of the night.

[radiant cipher]

621mm @ 1000m

[analog stag]

You’ve misinformed me lost

[silver bear]

i warned its been a minute

i am not liable for damages

[forest sparrow]

How much frustration is considered too much when drawing? I feel like i'm ready to jam my stylus into a wall

[analog stag]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-believe-youve-done-this-gif-25427235

[rancid cedar]

Oh yea prob

[silver bear]

I can HEAR that gif

[analog stag]

“You can’t hear pictures”

[silver bear]

btw

[analog stag]

https://tenor.com/view/ferdinand-von-aegir-ferdinand-fe3h-fire-emblem-ferdibert-gif-25746297

[silver bear]

Soyuz gets her full unibody belt

instead of a weaker belt cuz the Soviets physically couldn’t make armor that thick

and had to stack plates

To make the difference

[versed coral]

Would someone with Synesthesia be able to?

[analog stag]

No one here plays fire emblem

God dammit

[stiff forum]

Heard the namr didnt bother to try it

[analog stag]

https://tenor.com/view/jijilove-dimitri-fire-emblem-gif-25691892

[radiant cipher]

btw the 203mm SAP on the french heavy cruisers pen less than the 127mm SAP on american DD's inn warthunder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493861626525515777/1506043013934088222/attachment-1-3.gif

[silver bear]

What

Are you joking

[radiant cipher]

nope

[analog stag]

There’s no way dog

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

[stiff forum]

Gaijin hate them fr

[silver bear]

i can’t feel bad for the USN dreadnoughts when they get coddled so hard from DD to CA

[bold bison]

155mm HESH💀 💀

[wintry salmon]

How does one knows a lot of information

[analog stag]

The anti-french sentiment is crazy

Britain in 1700 be like

[silver bear]

WT expressly tells you what their pens are

[wintry salmon]

I do play it actually

But mobile

[silver bear]

ah

[stiff forum]

Pov north dokota guns

[digital solstice]

fuck the french

[analog stag]

I’ve come around to the French

[shut crane]

Reeeee

[rancid cedar]

i understood it the other way

[analog stag]

They are giga based

[stiff forum]

French girls