al-general

[main seal]

don't you already have Musashi?

[vital karma]

Hmm... interesting.

[main seal]

not that i am against more kekw

[vivid osprey]

Brother has a type

Respect

[mystic vapor]

Musashi isn’t dominant she’s more like gentle Dom

[subtle lichen]

holy red

[main seal]

Emdem then?

[subtle lichen]

hymn, id say pearl

shes a freak

[icy herald]

im just saying it would be kinda funny

(but also the thickness alone would make her a geographic feature)

[mystic vapor]

Hannover

More like

Hangover

[idle pier]

Please no

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458193461176959222/20260102_223435.gif

[light whale]

4 turret but 2 gun? ufff

[idle pier]

Anyway gng I hope GvB has a dominant personality

So I have more reasons to name her Esdeath after I oath her

[dusky nebula]

Where’s the Hood skin Manjuu.

[idle pier]

[mystic vapor]

If Hannover gets added to azur lane she has be insanely drunk and alcoholic

[idle pier]

They'll never add T11s on AL

[mystic vapor]

Why

[subtle lichen]

[trim gyro]

so... apparently there are post endgame missions in 13 sentinels, been playing that and I just saved and it says I've played for 52 hours
I literally just bought the game this week

[idle pier]

And I wouldn't want another german ship as a whole on AL after GvB for a long time

[mystic vapor]

Oof

[light whale]

Or will we get a similar character like Amagi only in the German version?

[idle pier]

It would mean skip the T10 counterpart most of the times, and we don't have it on most of what are the equivalent of the T10 tech tree

[lilac merlin]

https://vxtwitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2056117554599633240

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

【Preview: Götz von Berlichingen's L2D skin - Rapture Beneath the Blood Moon】

If it isn't you, Commander♪ Shall we begin our wonderful dream together?

*Content is in development and may not reflect the final version.

#AzurLane #Yostar

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 17, 2026, 9:00 PM

[subtle lichen]

meh

its okay

honestly idk

[halcyon matrix]

Damn it bro

ANOTHER mogador skin?

[idle pier]

[halcyon matrix]

Where’s my Harbin L2D skin broooo

[mystic vapor]

When

[lilac merlin]

when we eos

[shut crane]

soon™

[mystic vapor]

Here closer look of her

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471572590417154241/20260212_191909.gif

[torpid kettle]

i wish. send it to the horny bird

[frank relic]

Mama i want money

[subtle lichen]

shes pretty :o

[subtle lichen]

jesus

[light whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cantarella-wuwa-lick-tongue-mouth-gif-13031021101315974881

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[dusky nebula]

yeah Prince of something

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-eagle-angry-birds-binoculars-spying-gif-17938379158847404511

[mystic vapor]

We must stay focus

[sharp swan]

Taihou has competition now

[mystic vapor]

Which is good

For me

[haughty verge]

[light whale]

Don't panic.

[mystic vapor]

Since Taihou is busy trying to kill the magodor

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-and-patrick-stranger-danger-afraid-scared-panic-gif-8354587

Brochacho

[sharp swan]

Does this succubus count as a sex pest too

[torpid kettle]

the animation that broke hoyoshills 😂

[mystic vapor]

Yes

[spare dune]

She's the ultimate MILF, there's no doubt about it.

[mystic vapor]

Poke them with the stick

https://tenor.com/view/get-back-go-away-poke-stick-shoo-gif-11117804047737119618

[runic mortar]

[idle pier]

Gouden?

[spare dune]

Fdg

[carmine yew]

waiter waiter more art like this

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/meru-meru-the-succubus-succubus-stare-i-have-hired-this-gif-3103781846991550428

[idle pier]

No bro Gouden better

[spare dune]

Who is the "gouden" in the bread line? Lol

Fdg is much better.

Gouden isn't that much of a MILF after all.

[mystic vapor]

No Carl is the MILF

[rose spire]

Instead of debating who’s better you could go for fdg and Carl at the same time

[vivid osprey]

Azur Lane really got us gooning to characters called Carl and Fred

[main seal]

having both is the better choice

[stable plank]

fred carl > big fred

[vestal briar]

no guys i promise i like girls they are named after ships!!!

[mystic vapor]

Rivals

[sick crest]

[mystic vapor]

Just call them Carline and Fredina

[olive hamlet]

Hmmm

[sick crest]

Just be bisexual

[carmine yew]

I've been saying this, seeing some pretty woman with a name some old german geezer would have

[gentle charm]

I name my ships after random bullshit. Like big breasted actresses blown up in train bombings

[vivid osprey]

Fredrick the Great is heavily assumed to have been gay or at best bisexual

So this is canon

[static sparrow]

I'll bring kazan as well

[shut crane]

lewd

[gentle charm]

I love Kazan

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kazakstan-gif-9926781826238488769

[carmine yew]

well now hes an anime girl with fat tits

[rose spire]

Fdg Carl and Kazan? Hey man this might be a bit too much

[vivid osprey]

Hell yeah I'll drink to that

[gentle charm]

I forget what class she is. I would assume a Soyuz or something.

[rose spire]

Now he a woman…?

[gentle charm]

What should she have besides more greebles

[sick crest]

Tits

[rose spire]

Imagine being one of the most feared person oat just to get turned into a anime girl with big tits

[gentle charm]

She's literally nicknamed after that

[sick crest]

A crane

[stoic surge]

[mystic vapor]

More gun

[carmine yew]

from military general to anime woman

[gentle charm]

I have added a lot of 25mm

[mystic vapor]

I have idea

Put side gun on whip

[sick crest]

AA

[gentle charm]

He looks like the fat kid from Phineas and Ferb

[mystic vapor]

When ship is in water cannon can fire at submarines since they are in the wide

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-rare-super-rare-bears-nft-x-app-gif-6982438713609486036

[gentle charm]

We have depth charges

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-laughing-laugh-gif-11122892134982335265

[vivid osprey]

Keep it up man, getting better and better

[supple tiger]

bro switched up on taihou

[rose spire]

Holy thighs

[mystic vapor]

I don’t like Taihou!!!

[dusky nebula]

the aa mounts at her bow are highkey getting washed off the decks

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/karane-inda-karane-inda-blush-karane-blush-karane-karane-100-girlfriends-gif-4168166642818081821

[carmine yew]

Paul von Hindenburg? yeah I know

[gentle charm]

Nah, the freeboard is enough

[supple tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-omni-man-ketchup-i-don’t-like-ketchup-ai-gif-1355145714585946541

[gentle charm]

This thing is huge

[vivid osprey]

Holy? Quite the opposite

[rose spire]

Not really what I meant

[mystic vapor]

You have no proof I like her

[rose spire]

Unholy thighs

[supple tiger]

isn't Hindenburg a city

[dusky nebula]

I’d suggest more aa mounts near her midship and funnels

[carmine yew]

I mean yeah?

but the ship is named after the general

[dusky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-running-down-stairs-family-guy-samysuma-gif-17795756229708831066

[rose spire]

Holy shit I can’t wait for that Saint Louis skin to get revealed fully right @devout bough ?

[carmine yew]

nah thats EXACTLY what you meant

[gentle charm]

The firing arcs wouldn't be so good due to all the lifeboat clutter

I am going to have fun

[idle pier]

Does he know about Anson

[rose spire]

No I don’t think so but hey wtv makes you feel better

[supple tiger]

imagine being a ww2 admiral and people best know you for gooning to an anime girl🥀

[gentle charm]

I will call it Lion

[dusky nebula]

we’ve evolved a self consciousness

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[carmine yew]

it was a joke 😭

[gentle charm]

Soviet superstructure, British hull, French guns.

[mystic vapor]

Imagine being the commander of New Jersey just see her become an anime girl

[main seal]

you would have to consider yourself a ship

[rose spire]

No.

[shut crane]

beeg

[supple tiger]

these mfs don't mind a bit they've been interviewed

[mystic vapor]

When we going get movie about New Jersey from azur lane fighting commies on an laser eye t-Rex wirh laser machine guns

[main seal]

well NJ was present in Korea

[supple tiger]

in Vietnam too

[main seal]

so one fourth is done already

[mystic vapor]

What was she doing in Vietnam

Same with wisky

She was in Korea war

[supple tiger]

imagine if Musashi wasn't a fraud

[mystic vapor]

Musashi if they locked in

[lilac merlin]

2m....

[gentle charm]

[shut crane]

people like tiddies

[mystic vapor]

Also I originally thought Musashi had purple bottom like how Yamato had red bottom

[supple tiger]

imagine if goy thunder actually put players with similar ranks

[lilac merlin]

<_<

[rose spire]

2 million????

[supple tiger]

not like getting molested by a high tier sweat

[radiant cipher]

Moggy needs more

[mystic vapor]

Or the terminator

[radiant cipher]

[mystic vapor]

Or that one heavy USA tank that good ar destroying modern tanks

[gentle charm]

I need to learn to draw so I can draw shipgirls of the shit I build

[supple tiger]

mogascum alas won't reach taiwhore's degeneracy

[mystic vapor]

Taihou can’t be that bad

Coming from an victim here

[mystic vapor]

Mogaball

[grim moon]

Substellar Crepuscule rerun when?

[gentle charm]

How much is it

[runic totem]

even a ball of cotton can be lethal with enough speed

[radiant cipher]

7 blood sacrifices

[gentle charm]

So around 7k?

[static sparrow]

Early 2027

[grim moon]

ty

[nova elm]

Does this come with perfume?

Or does it have mogasmell all the way?

[meager haven]

Kill it

[forest sparrow]

I would headpat Mog
and then push her away with a 10 meter-long pole

[meager haven]

Save me Frank

[mystic vapor]

I like the red hair

She’s more cuter and innocent than the creature behind her

[meager haven]

Larp

[rose spire]

We know damn well you ain’t looking at the hair

[forest sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-hermione-pat-animation-gif-18090530

The best nurse skin

[mystic vapor]

I am!

[meager haven]

Hermione do be goofy

[rose spire]

Right…

[mystic vapor]

Gooba

[gentle charm]

Hermonie

Love her

[static sparrow]

Don't neglect voroshilov like that

[torpid kettle]

blame google

[runic mortar]

DAMNNNNN!!!!!!

[heavy pagoda]

her home skin shows shes classed as that

[radiant cipher]

Hi chat :3

[mystic vapor]

Hey

[gentle charm]

Is that nagato or uh

[devout bough]

[radiant cipher]

Haruna

[radiant cipher]

Pig
I am at Paris now

[jaunty adder]

@radiant cipher @devout bough

[gentle charm]

That makes sense

[devout bough]

What are you doing in Paris

[devout bough]

Smort Arsene

[devout bough]

[jaunty adder]

my cat exploded all over the kitty liter

it was gross

[gentle charm]

Protesting probably

[devout bough]

[lilac merlin]

https://vxtwitter.com/kracovia_/status/2056080874005782714

Kracovia (@kracovia_)

Jarai Akagi redesign - M5 22 - 842 300 605

#forzahorizon6 #azurlane

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 17, 2026, 6:34 PM

[jaunty adder]

you want a diarrhea cat?

[teal girder]

dum ars

[jaunty adder]

ugh what the fuck is wrong with her fingers

[shut crane]

well, they're not well drawn, that's what

[jaunty adder]

your mama not well drawn

[shut crane]

true, she's not drawn

[radiant cipher]

In WT

[lilac merlin]

one of the tweets of the year

almost 3m...

fuckin hell

[radiant cipher]

Moggy

[lilac merlin]

look at the stats

thats some good shit

[sharp swan]

She needs to button her shirt

And mog needs to put clothes on

[stable plank]

and take a bath

[rustic sapphire]

Most gracious curves ive seen

[lilac merlin]

right so its 6:20 where im at

I assume by god damn 8 oclock

that we'd hit 3m

[radiant cipher]

Anyone know where I can find a recap of the JP stream

[tall bridge]

what cup size would new jersey be for her bra size?

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[crimson kayak]

good luck with that

[idle pier]

F cup

[crimson kayak]

Nah, for extra precautions

anything at least F cup

buy bras within that size range

[runic totem]

ship girls grow each patch

seems like U cup is the limit

with few exceptions

[stark fox]

Are we talking Anime U cups or real world U cups

[runic totem]

whatever taihou is

[stark fox]

Cuz you have t oremember due to Anime being drawn by people with no sense of how boobs work, they add like 10 sizes

[runic totem]

was shinano azurlane game accurate it as you said they added 10 more sizes?

cuz her body is shadowed by her massive knockers

i don't hate it tho

[lilac merlin]

Taihou is an easily observable case

of size increase

[runic totem]

exactly am just saying taihou is the likit

limit*

can't wait for hipper to reach taihou size

[cunning sundial]

[idle pier]

Hakuhou's boobs are bigger than Taihou btw

All you have to do is to check the skin

[runic totem]

hol up

but that tierlist listed haku as smaller

[stark fox]

If you mean her Slow Ahead sprite thing.
Yes.
Cuz jesus christ they added like 30lbs of fat

[idle pier]

Nah shes def bigger

[runic totem]

how would they animate all dat

[stark fox]

The tierlist made by a person who's never looked at a boob before in his life and trying to say the virtual women all have K cups?

[runic totem]

ah

[stark fox]

Any "Booba Tier list" Is dumb and stupid because very rarely are the girls ever in the same art style

And they are in 2D

[runic totem]

noted

[shut crane]

mog totally has k cups

[stark fox]

This isn't like Hoyo games where you can literally put the models next to each other and gauge the booba

Or Umamusume which just gives you the three sizes of every girl

[umbral stone]

floofy booba

[noble osprey]

Everyone talks about Tailhou, but nobody mentions Kashino...

[viscid quartz]

Unique and/or cute swimsuit designs ❌

Strings for every ship ✅

the goon fatigue is real

[devout bough]

You mean the news stream?

I think that one was just Pamiat recap again

and that one also has censors

actually even worse censors than the CN stream

[viscid quartz]

oh look, another set of strings

[tight goblet]

hmm

[heavy pagoda]

lots of

well not lots

how many adult submarines are there now

[umbral stone]

licc

[nova elm]

3?

The ones i could think on the top of my head are Surcouf and the 2 URs

[devout bough]

And yeah, i just checked, JP AL twitter (x) still haven't posted our Sanrui

[runic mortar]

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

Every submarine pat

Do it Infernal

[runic mortar]

everytime i see pings in #game-news it is a flash bang

like damn azur lane, how do you keep getting away with this

[nova elm]

Congratulations welcome to azur lane

[silk sleet]

Just saw someone say that the new Mogador skin's boobs are doing the 67 emote

[nova elm]

A new level of dumbassery

[mossy jackal]

Are any of the new skins l2d+?

[heavy pagoda]

Surcouf, I-404, and U-2501

[silk sleet]

I was just dumbfounded when i read that statement bruh

[heavy pagoda]

so does this officially make 3 Adult Submarines

[devout bough]

Surcouf, this one, and who

[heavy pagoda]

i-404

i think

[devout bough]

I-404 looks like a shortstack but ehh

[runic mortar]

the new skin announcement

[nova elm]

The Japanese carrier thingy

[runic mortar]

not that EVERY game news is a flash bang

but yeah

[nova elm]

She's tall enough to be an adult

[runic mortar]

[heavy pagoda]

she seems more adult, than well the usually

[lilac merlin]

wtf.

its not even 8 yet

already hitting 4m...

[nova elm]

Mogaganda

[lilac merlin]

AL tweet of the year

I guess

[devout bough]

she can be whatever she wants

[nova elm]

Slay queen

[runic mortar]

you know, a few days ago when i was thinking in returning into playing this game, i was like "damn this game is almost 9 years old, might be dead in the near future" but seeing how things are active here

yeah azur lane might go for a few more years

[nova elm]

Nah bro I'm a paid actor

[devout bough]

and i'm a pig

[nova elm]

I larp playing azur lane

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[heavy pagoda]

the plushie is sentient

so this could canonically mean, you can be walking down the street and just see it walking past

[crimson kayak]

shrimp?

[silver bear]

Hull

[devout bough]

hi

[crimson kayak]

thats... creepy

[devout bough]

i just discovered a bag of milk cocoa powder in my cabinet that's out of date from may 2nd 2024

should i consume it

[runic mortar]

don't

because

hopital

bad idea

[devout bough]

but i love milk cocoa powder

[astral wyvern]

Take it dry unc

[errant nest]

any info for 2b skin ? i dont think any other skin beside nikke and stellar blade

[astral wyvern]

2021 dry choccy powder challenge type shit gruncle

[devout bough]

wish me luck laners

[heavy pagoda]

is that formidable in the background

[static kernel]

That is what big boobs should be like
i hope you dont think that medium

[silver bear]

Yes

[devout bough]

i wish i had whipped cream right now

i'll buy some next time

[wanton pelican]

[lilac merlin]

I think before the skin comes out, it'll hit 15m

[bright crane]

We dont have any other info rn

So we wait

[lilac merlin]

we do have some

its a mini collab

so onl;y 2b/a2

comes out in july

[bright crane]

That much is obvious lmao

Like

Who tf cares about anybody else in Nier: Automata but 2B and A2

And Nikke went funny with Pascal

[pure depot]

I think I've seen the best feedback about the mogador skin preview

[tired crown]

[wanton pelican]

Lay it on us

Never mind

[glossy arch]

Lol

[bright crane]

Idk bout this age's meme culture to understand the horrible implications of this number

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/horyogongon/status/2055879233050988827/en

補虜納豆 (@horyogongon)

📑 Translated from Japanese

Isn't the way you're hiding it way too sloppy?

Original text
隠し方雑すぎんか？

**🔁 5 ❤️ 74 👁️ 1.8K **

FxTwitter · May 17, 2026, 5:13 AM

[bright crane]

All I know is you add 2 and you got yourself a position

[bright crane]

Actually, this looks okay

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/ウマ娘-シンボリルドルフ-ルドルフ-uma-musume-symboli-rudolf-gif-6827883273481018793

[royal sigil]

[fresh rune]

[pure depot]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-67-meme-67-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-2639613714254464802

[vital karma]

its the stupidest meme to ever exist.

[fresh rune]

Agreed

[wanton pelican]

[forest sparrow]

The stupidest meme so far

[lilac merlin]

its a forced psyop meme

[bold kayak]

damn. lots of l2d skins as well this major event and they all look good

[wanton pelican]

The meme is stupid

[lilac merlin]

its meant to indoctinate the masses

[wanton pelican]

And if you are a teacher rn its horrible

[wanton pelican]

I feel so bad for some of my cousins

[pure depot]

my students stopped doing it because i did it to them

[lilac merlin]

good

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-gif-16239029448410908275

[lilac merlin]

Teach them that its a fucking disaster\

[vital karma]

i cant belive a kid in a basketball game saying 67 is a meme... my parent says it randomly and all of my mood is just killed

[silver bear]

I imagine teaching in general is awful rn

[lilac merlin]

Astroturfed content like this 67 shit and the new furrybait is just sloppy work

[bright crane]

Because children cant read?

[wanton pelican]

One of my cousins teaches 3rd graders and she hates it, she actively gets rid of questions that have the answer of 67

[lilac merlin]

that GLITCH picked up because digital circus ends next month

[silver bear]

I have no idea what any of this means

[pure depot]

also i killed off the tung tung sahur thing in my classes because i instituted a policy that i'd play LOUD music if they went over-time on their presentations and the music was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7yfU_8kH2Q

[wanton pelican]

Reading levels in the US have gone down so much

It’s just a steady decline

[silver bear]

Welcome to the USA

gotta love the hellscape we are rn

[mystic vapor]

Guys what do you call laffey laugh

[lilac merlin]

Gameoverse

is what the series is

[mystic vapor]

An laughing taffy

[lilac merlin]

Rejected by all places
gets picked up by GLITCH

[silver atlas]

https://klipy.com/gifs/im-dead-inside-2--k01KRW4JE7F23CQA50SE6D8P53A

[lilac merlin]

gee I wonder why it was rejected

[flat steeple]

How is a number this funny? :/

[silver bear]

I FUCKING LOVE NOT AFFORDING ANYTHING

[mystic vapor]

Because uhh maybe idea suck or something

[silver bear]

anywho

Moving on before i get annoyed at the world

[wanton pelican]

I sure love having to pay $6 a gallon for gas

[bright crane]

Somebody's asking for an impeachment lmao

[vital karma]

i blame parents giving their kids their phones or a tablet and call it a day

[silver bear]

“We’ll be tired of winning bro”

[silver atlas]

on a different subject im hyped for AvP's party dress

[lilac merlin]

its not even the US's fault

[silver bear]

i am so hyped for that new Hood skins n

[lilac merlin]

dont start.

[devout bough]

i'm hyped for Sanrui's L2D

[drowsy dagger]

How can Lewd even pair against Brainrot, also how is this even real

[mystic vapor]

Remember nun shower is listening

[silver atlas]

the fact that the dress is L2D+ too is just

[vocal bobcat]

man idk how to approach the color scheme I might need help guys

[silver atlas]

i cant wait

[devout bough]

L2D+ Party Dress

should be more common

[wanton pelican]

Right…

[devout bough]

[mystic vapor]

Peak but why she’s remind me of an Pokemon trainer

[bright crane]

Your color scheme's fine

[grand lodge]

Then who’s fault is then

[bright crane]

I find more confusion in the figure

[sacred oak]

Morning nerds

[bright crane]

You want her to have abs or something?

[wanton pelican]

The colors remind me of the Valkyrie of clash of clans

[devout bough]

hi hi

[vocal bobcat]

yea she's just buff

we need an actual muscle mommy

[wanton pelican]

I saw this today

[bright crane]

A person

[sacred oak]

Khyle peak

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-skadi-skalter-arknights-skadi-spin-gif-15393660333946993991

[light island]

[bright crane]

Somebody cheated out their Gardevoir

[silver atlas]

shork speen

[runic mortar]

khyle is a great artist, the way he can compose such terrifying yet subtle art is honestly amazing

[wanton pelican]

[devout bough]

[runic mortar]

look at the stairs

[lilac merlin]

BROTHER

[devout bough]

i don't understand the art that much

what does it mean

[lilac merlin]

posting Khyle's art

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/takagi-gif-19085008

[lilac merlin]

the context is that she had a miscarrige.

[devout bough]

[lilac merlin]

look at hp.

[vocal bobcat]

the carriage fell

[runic mortar]

vaporeon froze the last 2 stairs steps for gardevoir ending up falling with the egg in her hands

[fresh rune]

[sacred oak]

Gardevoir slipped and fell on the stairs (which were slippery because they were frozen), and broke her egg. The egg has visible blood vessels.

So basically she just lost her baby

[bright crane]

Gardevoir's legal at Lv30

[runic mortar]

[oblique dove]

Reminds me that the egg fell off while I was cooking fried rice... wasted sigh

[wanton pelican]

She pretty much just dropped her egg

[runic mortar]

underlevel gardevoir named "wife", the frozen stairs, the blood vessels in the egg and the vaporeon tail in the background

chaotic yet beautifully executed

[sacred oak]

Her name being "Wife" also implies that her trainer was the father

[oblique dove]

I guess

[grand lodge]

[runic mortar]

i love khyle's arts lmao

[runic mortar]

its been quite a while that he didn't post something like this gardevoir one

i think

[sacred oak]

Anyway here's something cuter to wash your eyes

[mystic vapor]

I lowkey want Wisconsin be like this or look liked this kinda like yumiko jabami

[lilac merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[vocal bobcat]

very much possible

[devout bough]

Here's something hot to wash your eyes

[mystic vapor]

Very nice

[runic mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-shaking-gif-1214800249503457963

[mystic vapor]

Also think she would have very aggressive personality with very bad anger issues and very short temper

[vocal bobcat]

I'd imagine Iowa to be the laid back older sister, Missouri to be the valiant leader sister, and Wisconsin to be the irate aggressor youngest sister

[mystic vapor]

Wait Wisconsin is younger than Iowa and missouri and even New Jersey?

[vocal bobcat]

NJ is just the happy-go-lucky idol sister for Americana

[wanton pelican]

Her left hand is tiny

[vocal bobcat]

by technicality of commissioning

or building

[mystic vapor]

Oh

[silver atlas]

you know what....

im sold

triple the Mermaid skin budget

give us more

[wanton pelican]

I’m not sold yet

Need to see the skin and stuff

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[wanton pelican]

In game

[vocal bobcat]

Missouri was technically the last to be put out to sea but her BB code is before Wisconsin, making whiskey the last American BB to be laid down and built

[modern moon]

More mermagi

[wanton pelican]

Murmagi

[devout bough]

[modern moon]

[devout bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811610411640160301/977229747396427886/caption-4.gif

[runic mortar]

dude im going insane

[vital karma]

AAAHH-

[bright crane]

Oh no

Actively jumping mountains

[vital karma]

i rather watch worse things than the damn 67

[runic mortar]

those younglings nowdays can't meme

[vocal bobcat]

would bro be saying this in prime skibidi toilet era

[runic mortar]

in my time we had creativity such as youtube poop edits

[silver atlas]

dont bring it back

[runic mortar]

IT HAD TRUE EFFORT AND SOUL PUT IN IT

[silver bear]

Is that even still going on

[sleek cape]

Rah

Hi guys

[silver atlas]

[silver bear]

im assuming it is in a limited capacity

[runic mortar]

pure comedy made with the most ancient video editing software in 2008-2012 and skills needed to mashup audios

[silver bear]

i personally didn’t get the giga hate that got

[vocal bobcat]

[runic mortar]

[fresh rune]

There's still a small amount of YT poops, yes

[modern moon]

Hi hi!

[mystic vapor]

Highschool of the dead crossover wirh azur lane when

[silver bear]

like, people were acting like Gmod shitposting hasn’t been a thing since Gmod launched

[runic mortar]

RAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[vocal bobcat]

true

[runic mortar]

to be honest, after AI gained popularity, most memes nowdays are so unfunny

[vocal bobcat]

old SMG4

[runic mortar]

[vocal bobcat]

and then before that

[fresh rune]

True

[vocal bobcat]

was like Vanoss and wildcat

[vital karma]

i missed the old days... my youtube feed is the damn same thing over and over again

[silver bear]

im also just not the target demographic anymore

[runic mortar]

they don't even last 1 month

[gleaming shale]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cry-baby-screaming-gif-17665202456187320800

[runic mortar]

youtube keeps recommending me videos from 6 years ago.

[sharp swan]

All memes have become is ai slop penguin endmin, ai doro, and ai satono diamond licking

I'm sick and tired of AI slop memes

[vital karma]

sometimes my does but most of the time is the same drama crap from another youtuber or worse the same damn videos ive seen.

[silver bear]

what space are you occupying dawg

[sharp swan]

AI was funny when it was pitifully bad, now it's just uncanny trash

[silver bear]

is this just like

Scrolling twitter/insta

[vital karma]

i cant even upgrade my pc because of the prices...

[runic mortar]

i don't use youtube anymore, i deactivated the personalized recommendation from my account, now i only use it when i REALLY need to watch something specific that i'm searching

[vital karma]

[silver bear]

i watch a fuckload of youtube

[sharp swan]

Yep, and yet we have people in this very discord who defend it

[devout bough]

yeah

i get so bummed out

[runic mortar]

youtube is dead ngl

[devout bough]

when something turns out to be AI

[silver bear]

currently been binge watching a guy play Rimworld

[modern moon]

Youtube is too boring now, heck i dont even rarely used it anymore this days

[sharp swan]

Not enough people berate the people pushing ai slop on discord

[silver bear]

he’s got a good voice for listening to while i get ready for sleep

[runic mortar]

most of the time i scroll either twitter/instagram, talking on discord or watching anime

[vital karma]

im still stuck with a AMD fx-6300 with 16gb DDR3 ram which isnt bad but when fucking games are requiring better hardware and more ram... im in the shitbox zone

[devout bough]

i still haven't checked out subnautica 2

[runic mortar]

btw lucky star is such a great anime

[silver bear]

im waiting for it to develop more

Im actively avoiding spoilers

[vocal bobcat]

chubby lung is eternal

[silver bear]

and just gonna wait for a bit

[runic mortar]

apupue

[silver bear]

might buy it as a fuck you to Krafton

[devout bough]

I'm on an RTX 3060 6GB with Ryzen 7 5800 and 32 GB RAM

it's decent

[devout bough]

struggles with newer releases

but that's a given since i've had this thing since like...

idk

2020 actually

[silver bear]

i play a LOT of older games

newest game i play is UAD

[sharp swan]

I'm stuck with a ryzen 5 1600, rx6600, and 16gbs ddr4, but now I don't have a backup pc because my main one fried due to a surge protector screwing up in november so I'm screwed

[silver bear]

everything else is like

[mystic vapor]

Atago and Takao skin ideas?

[silver bear]

Empire at War, Fallout NV, or Space Engineers

[devout bough]

War Thunder is the GOAT of optimization

[silver bear]

speaking of, i fuckin suck at EaW

[devout bough]

i'd say one of the most beautiful realistic games

[silver bear]

im so ass at RTS games

[devout bough]

still maintaining 144 fps on my system without breaking a sweat

[silver bear]

thats like

WT’s only shining thing

aside from its music

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/18carat-run-bad-luck-truth-is-game-was-rigged-fallout-gif-14316707

[silver bear]

and model fidelity

[pure depot]

too bad the game is like, riot-tier rage inducing

[silver bear]

yeah

[devout bough]

war thunder's composer making a masterpiece banger for an april fools event that will never get used again:

https://tenor.com/view/пианино-горит-gif-7366012040286676413

[silver bear]

Waltz of the Tornado

absolute peak

i finally kicked the WT bug

ive hit that point where PvP games just tire me out

[modern moon]

Im surprised my laptop handles on max graphics

[glad quarry]

We lost so many gallons to mogador

[mystic vapor]

The fallout ‘battleship’

[devout bough]

Right? War Thunder's optimization is so good

[silver bear]

constantly having to be tuned in

and on edge

[silver atlas]

Play Nuclear Option https://youtu.be/orK76GWKEeY

[silver bear]

just got tiring

[silver atlas]

[silver bear]

hm

[silver bear]

Ive thoughr abt it

[devout bough]

honestly, i'm just chilling at low-mid tier range right now

it's relaxing

especially in a British tank that can't go faster than 21kph

[silver bear]

I get hyper competitive

[devout bough]

[lilac merlin]

https://vxtwitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2056162853262958647

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

【Preview: U-2501's L2D skin - Treasure Behind the Water Curtain】

Hum hum♪... Hmm? Commander... Would you like to listen to the water with me?

*Content is in development and may not reflect the final version.

#AzurLane #Yostar

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[silver bear]

and if i don’t do well

[forest sparrow]

WT was just a stress simulator for me. At least on flight sims I can do chill and cozy flights

[silver bear]

I start getting pissed at myself

[vital karma]

speaking off fallout my main os is Linux and it runs fallout 4 with mods fine. hell i can boot into fallout 3 and NV without issues.

[silver bear]

For not doing my 1000% at all times

[lilac merlin]

ew

[devout bough]

if you want chill and cozy flights MiG-25PD is for you lol

[lilac merlin]

Linux

[silver bear]

and it’s something i just can’t kick

[devout bough]

Just straight lining it, point your nose at people, and throw a missile

[forest sparrow]

I'm free from the snail and don't want to start another tech tree

[silver bear]

plus

[silver atlas]

eh, competitiveness is fine in NO tbh. hell if you want you can even play PVE

[silver bear]

I just don’t have friends that play WT anymore

[somber steeple]

1 ping from this channel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1371785761543688203/1458644095579979849/attachment-26.gif

[silver bear]

and playing solo is just alot from me

[silver atlas]

its the game that cured my WT addiction

[devout bough]

@somber steeple

[silver bear]

ive heard alot of good things abt NO

[somber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[lilac merlin]

lets be honest.

[devout bough]

People are saying Nuclear Thunder is just Nuclear Option in War Thunder

and i absolutely loved that event

[lilac merlin]

There was a sus screen shot earlier

[silver bear]

(It basically is)

[noble osprey]

Should I get WT, or WoWs?

[silver atlas]

because it is

[lilac merlin]

of someone showing a possible steam binding

[devout bough]

but i checked out Nuclear Option and the tech is just kinda... too much for me honestly

[modern moon]

WT

[silver bear]

arcade suffering or semi realistic suffering

[lilac merlin]

I wonder how much effort they went through to faker

[silver atlas]

it was the first thing i noticed when i decided to give the event a try

[lilac merlin]

the STEAM binding

[devout bough]

War Thunder is a lot more grounded

[silver bear]

im gonna beat WeeGee execs skulls in

[noble osprey]

Noted, thanks!

[lilac merlin]

because AL would be murdered on STEAM

[silver bear]

who decided that gambling for a crate

For a CHANCE

to get a unit

Was a good idea

[vocal bobcat]

weegee making the satsuma

[silver bear]

WT can be predatory

but WG is on another level

[mystic vapor]

Reword that

[silver atlas]

i meaaaan NO takes place in the year 2082 iirc so the tech is gonna be up there

[devout bough]

War Gaming is...

uhhh

[forest sparrow]

Gundam mentioned

[devout bough]

...no

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[modern moon]

Is a piece of shit that forces you to pay real money for crappy skins and tanks

[silver bear]

Words having multiple meanings my guy

[silver atlas]

and lore wise iirc, the shit the two nations fly isnt even home built. its all export variants from bigger nations

[noble osprey]

On another note, Nyahkimov is almost fully developed

[vital karma]

commander stole a gundam

[fresh rune]

Congratulations, Kinetic

[devout bough]

completely historical vehicle guys

[silver bear]

anywho

[meager vine]

what is NO

[vocal bobcat]

wtf is that

[silver atlas]

Nuclear Option

[noble osprey]

Not that I'm going to use her a lot right now, still gaining exp for Kansas

[silver bear]

ive been trying to burn towards the Hoth sector

[meager vine]

hmm never heard of it

[devout bough]

we even wrote a little fake history for it

i detest

i detest those fuckers

[stable plank]

disturbing lack of boat tits in my porn game chat right now

[silver atlas]

its an inde dev pvp/pve flight game

[noble osprey]

One sec

[meager vine]

not my type of game

[vocal bobcat]

they do this shit in wows too

[meager vine]

honey bunny

[silver atlas]

s00n™

[vocal bobcat]

wot and wows

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[woeful mica]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427428123661565982/1499819821674528828/magic.gif

[devout bough]

yeah

[mystic vapor]

Oil addiction death machine

[fresh rune]

The best bunny

[somber steeple]

WOT HEAT

[wheat star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183837091851948102/1374602796950622208/lion_rawr_smaller.gif

[devout bough]

"coastal defense heavy tank" the fuck is that supposed to mean?

just

throwing words together at this point

[noble osprey]

Uhh cat go

[mystic vapor]

It’s an heavy tank made for costal defense

[fresh rune]

Nice pfp

[wheat star]

Thanks

yours too

[fresh rune]

[silver atlas]

British engineers got into Germany's "chocolate" stash

[devout bough]

the whole concept falls apart if you examine it for more than 20 seconds

[fresh rune]

Thanks

[noble osprey]

I should swap to an AL pfp at some point...

No, it won't be NJ

[mystic vapor]

Oh right but maybe for cost lines with smaller enemy boats

[stable plank]

fake cat

[wheat star]

The last stretch of WW2 and the postwar was one of the wildest times for weapon development because everything and its mother was being tested

[wheat star]

Like rocket interceptors

[fresh rune]

Got the full art?

[silver bear]

Peak

[modern moon]

Not a SINGLE Historical thing about the tank, is just a them to fill a gap for Tier 11 heavy tank

[vocal bobcat]

sometimes wg just throws together a bunch of vague descriptions like for Devastation

[silver bear]

WeeGee loves to Bullshit

[devout bough]

this was in the early 60s, according to wg, so you know, in the Chieftain era

[silver bear]

like the mobile version of WoWS having regunned french ships

[wheat star]

I mean the 60's was crazy too, pentomic warfare and all that

[devout bough]

do you seriously think the British would be up to something like that while they were busy making the CHIEFTAIN

[noble osprey]

AL, but it's tanks instead of ships

[mystic vapor]

Le quatro

[wheat star]

But like many decomissioned tanks did end up becoming emplaced as coastal guns

[silver bear]

Do you understand how fucking hard it would be to get new cannons, barbettes, and hoists into what is an WW1 french Dreadnought

[modern moon]

And this

[devout bough]

this is sensible

[mystic vapor]

Idea make an tank that spefically good at killing small boats

[vocal bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324137207149363340/1436127080105382031/togif.gif

[wheat star]

It's kind of goofy

[vocal bobcat]

just scrap and rebuild a new hull man

you have the guns

[devout bough]

[silver bear]

Like

[devout bough]

AMX30!!!!

[silver bear]

They have a refitted Bretagne

with 30.5cm guns

[crimson kayak]

[devout bough]

Wales is so cute in this

[fresh rune]

Did not know that. Very interesting

[wheat star]

But the swedes did try a mobile coastal defense weapons platform
Meet the Värntorn 74
Made from Strv 74 medium tank and Tornsläpkärra 806 trailer

[silver bear]

Your telling me they restarted 12in guns production for a single warship

[silver bear]

Wacky

[devout bough]

towed artillery with extra steps

[tall bridge]

love how dumb environmental protesters from either Greenpeace or other ones in general are anti-oil. when in reality, everything we uses and wears are all made from petroleum

[vocal bobcat]

looks like a monitor lol

[forest sparrow]

FINALLY. Corralled a moth from inside back outside after chasing it down for almost an hour

[devout bough]

those are just making use of existing resources

[wheat star]

SPG btw

[silver bear]

the STRV-74 is like the british Charioteer

[devout bough]

not designing a new 100 ton double barreled four-tracked tank purely for the purpose

[silver bear]

using an older hull to make a stopgap line filler

[mystic vapor]

Guys do you want see an my new profile picture

[wheat star]

T-34 serving as a Turret in coastal defense in 2026

[devout bough]

Wales is cute

[silver bear]

Iirc, the soviets had some Coastal patrol craft with T-34 turrets

[royal sigil]

[devout bough]

Is that Vietnamese markings

[wheat star]

Yup that's Vietnam in 2026

That gun is in active service

[silver bear]

Both 76mm variants and 85mm

[devout bough]

nice

[modern moon]

Also i just found out they made a SPAAG using the hull of the chieftain. Chieftain Sabre

[wheat star]

Also thank you guys for reminding me of this

[devout bough]

Uhh... And you missed the Chieftain MARKSMAN

?????

[silver bear]

I thought that was a crusader for a split second

[heady pawn]

If they were smarter, they wouldn't be protesters in the first place

[silver bear]

i saw the roadwheels

[mystic vapor]

Lowkey looks like an RTS vehicle

[silver bear]

Hideous beast

[devout bough]

here's a Chieftain SPAAG that actually entered service

[vocal bobcat]

the tank turret coastal defense reminds me of the gneisenau coastal batteries

[mystic vapor]

None getting through that other than an battleship or an aircraft

[devout bough]

say what you want, the Marksman system was remarkable

is

since it's still in service

[silver bear]

Wasn’t commenting on its performance

just that it looks wack

[devout bough]

it looks nice

i like it

[silver bear]

you can be an effective design, and be ugly

[vocal bobcat]

this is pretty sick

[wheat star]

I really like the idea of having bogies/train engines for threads LOL

[modern moon]

Isnt that similar to the Gepard??????

[devout bough]

No

[mystic vapor]

Yes lol

[devout bough]

Gepard is different turret

Marksman is a lot more succesful, arguably

and was fitted to many hulls used by many countries

[tall bridge]

they're all dumb like those vegan protesters. clothes we wears are made with leathers from cow skins

[fresh rune]

[devout bough]

here's one on a T-55

here's one on a Leopard 2

[silver bear]

It’s a similar concept tho

AA support for an armored column

[cosmic lintel]

the new update is 5 gigabytes 😭

wtf

[devout bough]

you should change your name to internetexploreruser1676

[cosmic lintel]

that type of browser is kinda doodoo

[heady pawn]

Cow skins for clothes aren't the worst of the bunch. It's the crocodile skins that luxury brands are using

[devout bough]

Marksman will turn any tank chassis into fastjetdestroyer69

or dronemogger420

[modern moon]

Not to mention the Marksman use a marconi series 400 radar

[silver bear]

35mm APIT upon ye

[mystic vapor]

Guys I hate peoole who abused and exploited animals don’t have significant purpose

Cows and sheep, chickens and goats, lama are exceptions

Since they are very important

[cosmic lintel]

?

[devout bough]

35mm APHE

shudders

[mystic vapor]

What about 45

[silver bear]

Uhhh

Yak-9K

[devout bough]

what happened?????

[silver bear]

The unspeakable demon

[devout bough]

why do you have the mark

[silver bear]

got in a funk and left

was in an AL decline

[cosmic lintel]

"got in a funk" what?

[silver bear]

came back cuz Hood skin

[tall bridge]

sometimes poachers gets eaten by hungry lions when trying to poach at one of the African savannah

[silver bear]

Was contemplating moving on From AL as a game

Didn’t see a need to be here

[tall bridge]

that karma right there

[silver bear]

if i’m not gonna be actively playing anymore

[sleek cape]

Brotha what??

[sleek cape]

AL is never this serious

[silver bear]

^

[sleek cape]

Just leave or don’t leave

[silver bear]

not like that bruh

[cosmic lintel]

honestly fair I be taking long breaks as well

[silver bear]

was the wrong word, i admit

[sleek cape]

Acting like you contemplating on going on a whole ass retirement tour im crying

[silver bear]

burnout hit

and didn’t see a reason to be here if i don’t play

[cosmic lintel]

https://tenor.com/eD42QYjHWvf.gif

[silver bear]

if all im gonna do is complain abt AL

and the issues i have

Why be here

was the logic

plus, IRL events occured and decided to compress my server count

[sleek cape]

💔 it’s a game leave or don’t leave it’s not that special it’s just horny girls

[cosmic lintel]

can the devs for this mfing game please compress files though

like why are you taking the same space as dark souls 3?

[silver bear]

I mean, your the one acting like out over it

[cosmic lintel]

cant lie blud is right

aint no way you getting pissy over bros decisions

[sleek cape]

I mean I’m simply ragebaiting

[silver bear]

cool character trait

[sleek cape]

Your new here aren’t you

[cosmic lintel]

no ive been here since like 2019

tf

[silver bear]

being antagonistic for funsies is really neat

[sleek cape]

I don’t mean that yo

[silver bear]

especially in a text based medium

[sleek cape]

Like this chat as in being active

[devout bough]

omg try talking

[silver bear]

anywho

[cosmic lintel]

thats kinda effort big dawg

[silver bear]

Shifting gears

[sleek cape]

Ah uh you missed a gear

[silver bear]

wonder if Tirp and Hood are gonna share VAs again

[tired crown]

A solid metal gear?

[cosmic lintel]

the squad be running games cuh and I got stuff to do I ain doin allat

[silver bear]

Or are they gonna have sep VAs

[heady pawn]

Doubt
Ai Kayano got replaced by multiple VAs

[silver bear]

so

Idk VAs by name dawg

i can barely remember american actors

[tall bridge]

ai kayano's ara ara

hits hard

[silver bear]

ohh atago?

i mean, didn’t she get into controversy over some shit

[heady pawn]

Atago, Kaga, Graf Zeppelin, Renown, and their smol version

[silver bear]

hm

fair enough

[vital karma]

mhm.

[fresh rune]

Wasn't it CN getting mad over a shrine she visited?

[heady pawn]

Yes

[fresh rune]

[silver bear]

wait, wasn’t it like a Japanese war memorial monument or something

[grand lodge]

Choco

[fresh rune]

Was a shrine for that basically, yes

[tall bridge]

honestly, I don't give a fuck for people bitchin bout ai kayano visiting yasukuni shrine at japan

I understand the controversy though

[heady pawn]

She wasn't even visiting the shrine, just the park around it

[devout bough]

||i've visited Yasukuni shrine||

[pure depot]

Considering the shrine itself is controversial even within Japan, it's kind of understandable why China malds over it frequently.

[devout bough]

Yeah

[pure depot]

I've been there and it's...something, alright