#al-general
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Mogagagreflex
ALO does not know shit about fuck. Don't trust the hivemind
You get to push her out of the airplane
It might rerun after the anniv event
she should put on some clothes, maybe then she'll be good
We don't know
i push mog out of the plane with my foot
if the mogawhore skin doesnt blow out the speakers with the deafening sound of wind from freefalling then i aint buying it (i wouldnt even if it did)
She surive by being an Fatass
mog if she was good
thanks Synd. I hate that
little does she know my spikey cleats have punctured her parachute
Don't get my hopes up man you guys literally said she's getting a rerun I TRUST YALL
Ofc its the fucking balance
Wonder if Mog used Airbus NFH90 Sea Tiger helicopter there
Same brain cell
bird
Trust me. Im mod. I never lie
:)
Yes, you are mine 
who's not rerunning?
Fuck. Okay. Thats good

Yo wtf giang
Varia does in fact, lies
Then who's coming in the next update?
Me
who
What? You messaged me when I was at sleep
Aa
Iron Blood ships
germans
Not in public bro
look in #game-news
I told you this
@devout bough 
the upcoming ironblood event. there's literally nothing to censor
Remember Pig. ur on thin ice.
bristol meta
Big lamp
these two are super cute too
But.... Mogador.... I want her I was saving my cubes cuz last week u guys said shes getting a rerun
Left
Did I hear Alsace?
she has a giant lamp in the form of a lighthouse
Cute
In that case. You will have cubes if she reruns.
Nah, I pick her bc of redhead
But uh
I love redhead
But whennnnn
ig its not a dupe if its a first


Maybe in a month. Maybe not
3.6k cubes 
only the lords of time can tell
I barely do anything these days
Moggers is shop UR, you don't even need cubes for her
and sadly i am not on speaking terms with them after that whole chicken and egg debacle
2B and Enty will have a field day talking
THIS NEXT UPDATE RIGHT????
no
teach me your ways of grinding cubes please im in crippling debt of 400 cubes
about... a month from now, give or take
In like 3 months
you dont
Play the game. Get coobs
its that easy
ok
Oh ok I can wait
should rerun be just around june-july?
64
How'd you get in debt
but i feel like playing terraria calamity
I am less than 200 cubes
then play that
Do it
its better than AL anyhow

I should play something rather then laying in my bed upside-down
New Jersey will make do for now ig
play bugsnax
I can’t wait for the USS Wisconsin to be added
actually do. That shit is lit
Idk why but every time i pull, i always build up rates like 1-1-1 or 1-1-2 or smth like that
ill play bugsnax one day
Nah I already have NJ dw my precious 400 cubes still exist
any good free recommendations on steam that my lowend only for work purposes hp laptop can handle? i need new games
It gets easier than x10 pulls somehow
Uhhh civ 3
cookie clicker
(I dont think its free anymore)
tomorrow
Crush crush 
i miss when chat wasnt someone sending a reaction gif/image for every other message
crazy game plot twist if i remember

the future is now old goobs
But z52 kinda hot too free skin but no banner to pull
i've been saying that for a while though. But people call me crazy
If only i had that luxury 
What do you mean?
Do it lmao
Work
As if i could trust you lot enough to block you
thus not seeing your meessages
Just get someone else to moderate
That... makes sense
Sorry, my brain didnt put two and two together
You've seen how few show up these days
Guys They should make an game where you have to check and stop Atago from eating your cookies
Thank you
five nights at freddys
but why atago
I will say though. While troublemakers are not as common as just dumb bots these days. I'd rather not risk it
I did block @hollow stone for like a year or so once.
tbf his suggestions where often kinda mid so nothing was lost
true
Ooga
Booga
Gyatt Von Berclingen :kinkier Alviltz with Zenker/Succubus Gnei clothing
Whos this
what's with the IB succubi bro
Bote
manjuu keeps getting squished and destroyed
They crushing the chicken why
As they deserve
They must suffer for their sjns
Why
tbey deserve it
The sins of no oath skin for Mainz and Howe

still no oath for Richelieu
hi pig

z52 skin is still locked damn

voice actress tho 
who is that
"lets go get arbys"
Pig after drinking kashino milk
horror story
Man wtf
Nah nah, not Arby's. White Castle
I sleep for a few hours
What ship girl would eat at arbies
Ultra rare amity apreciation post
all the shipgirls love to go to McDonald's
I just opened tt.
I move amity dress 
Then you wake up in akagi basement
i know, but who's her VA
💀
why did bismarck not use her cannons to shoot down the planes? is she stupid?
HELL NO
i guess bro
Because the planes were too slow for the guns to target effectively.
||yes||
same person who voiced Esdeath from Akame ga Kill
i call cap on that
Mommy gonna feed me food, right?
if that's the case wouldn't Bismarck be absolutely defenseless against torpedo boats
Right?

if u were wondering the cannons I was talking about were her main armament
The main guns would have been way too slow for shooting planes
why do i have to suffer these notifications.
no its cause shes stupid duhh
its cause I play a silly joke
HELLO SHIKIKANS!
Former Azur Lane player here! I'm here to announce that there's Blue Archive anniversary art collection books available at Fully Booked in SM City Cebu! ^^
question
put loitering munitions in the guns
top 5 most unused emojis in this server
CEBU WHAT
uh wrong game?
also the plural of "shikikan" is "shikikan" 

Sorry...
what r u doing dont make this emoji more used
Nooo
Thinking of going back to playing Azur Lane if it releases on Steam. My tablet doesn't have the storage to play Gacha games anymore
She's so precious
ring the PC port when? bell
Azur lane? On steam?
time to reset the counter

I just want a PC client
Nintendo DS port when
Used to have an oathed Hood
Emulator
Ps vita port when
Too laggy
Try mumu
Hmm
humu humu
Nokia 3310 port when
Well..
Car port when
See its bottom 5 unused emojis
AL smart fridge port when
Anyways, yes. There's Azur Lane Anniversary Art Collection Books available in Fully Booked at SM City, Cebu at around 1,600-2,000 Php
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PRINZ MORITZ SEIYUU IS AI FURIHATA?
THAT'S KUROSAWA RUBY FROM LOVE LIVE SUNSHINE WHAT THE FUCK-
"if I could only eat and play azur lane while doing so"
mod things
Thought of buying it but was 800 Pesos short
emote manager things
what's the least used emoji
wag na pala

im broke
Sell uranium
Reminds me of that vid where a dad is playing Uma on the fridge while the kids are asking for dinner
Do not eat
No
Same, was 800 Pesos short
Wait that could work cuz someone played genshin on fridge before
Someone played Blue Archive on the 3DS
TWO uses bro
I'll have no source of food

But a single gram has 20 billion calories!
Might not be too far fetched
as for the least used animated emote
deadass does the fridge come with app store

because the most iconic stantwt thread ever involved a smart fridge
BA ps vita port when
that is sad
wow
i can't even use it
no nitro

Such is life of azuma
delete azuma
If you had the money, which one would you get?
We have pig and snow here to be eaten
I'll delete you
balls
...snow?
i hired this :) to stare at you
Delicious snow
the one with Clem and Richie and Jean in the cover
bel
I want to get the First Anniversary
this one
Y'all ever had ice soup?
um guys, why is hind keep mewing even when i click on her? she just jump once then nothing else
There's only First, Second, Seventh (hidden beneath the First Anniversary Art Book) Fourth & Sixth
In the store that I was in
skill issue
Wanted to buy the first anniversary tho
I think the animate near my apartment have 1st anniversary
i prefer radioactive material
or rather i saw it there once
I'd use that if I had nitro
when u keep bullying ur shipgirl so she straight up drops ur government name and personal info

Guys how affective would an nuclear powered battle ship or cruiser be
What her tattoo translate to
do they look for the tightest, smallest shirts ever or something
Ask the Russians, they've been sitting on the port for decades ATP 
idk
she gonna catch you
i love the Richelieus so much
she almost ripped my third leg, now's your turn man
uoh
me when I'm the best battleship class that ever was:

Annoying blue fart
imma drag both of us down to her
I found something for pig
Did you like it
why is she so clean? where's the tar?
In all of the non-sfw images
its best you run from taihou in these kinds of situations

How is your port.
I’ll call enterprise to save me
Idunno chief @sharp swan
Those look like nip bumps to me
i dont think enty ain't gon do no nothing
I didn't even notice lol
Runs way
My apologies
We be Waifu postin?
where you goin buddy
Might want to tone it down a lil there @final seal
I see it now
My bad
My mind is so messed up right now over the stupidest things so I genuinely didn't notice lmao
her color is the same as the one you get on cruise pass
Runs faster get out of my way I am reporting to enterprise!
piss elbe
Waiting for bote wife to get more art made
plis spare me
she looks like an elite meta ship tbh
nah put this guy to the sword
There we go
Hello Pigman
With a track record like that... Its a little hard to do so
south dakota so beautiful
what are you saying officer? i'm clean now
a nuclear battleship would've worked wonders before the 1950s. nuclear carriers can go anywhere in the world and not worry about their own fuel, only that of their planes and crew, and putting a uranium kettle on a battleship would have the same effect. unfortunately for the idea today, carriers exist, and the only two navies in the world that can possibly run nuclear battleships properly would much rather have mobile air bases than mobile fortresses
a nuclear cruiser i'm less keen on, unless said "cruiser" is actually a battleship with comically overbuilt propulsion
what car is this

i still have my wife agir at home, officer🥀
reverse middle boob when /s
I showed u my worm please respond
Brennus wears nothing but still manages to be stylish
At the rate you are going ya gonna have no one to share that factoid with 
brennus so beautiful
Brennus should have been the ur that banner
oh come on officer


An heavy cruiser or light cruiser basically
This woman fears not the wind

wait which UR was she included again ? i thought she was with clemenceau
She has convenient censoring on her side, always
The lady only wearing a ribbon
OHHHH
Heavy/Light cruisers being nuclear sounds like a lovely way to poison the waters of wherever she gets nailed at
lady alsace
Brennus takes my breath away on a normal day
Lost

She was with Alsace
considering they generally end up in way heavier skirmishes
we don't have enough girls with crinolines
did i hear Alsace
Anywho
time to drain those UR bullins
Alsace tries too hard, why iz she wearing a mask to hide her eyes when her tits are on full display? Exhibitionists arent my thing
Why did light cruiser and heavy cruiser get replaced by destroyers
I return to jamming to music and sinking the Russian navy
The roles not really being something definable
Maybe is because of her personality core having malfunction hence why she weared less to keep her body cool on dry land
She’s most stable in water
i feel like i'm the most wanted here
and larger Cruisers also just are expensive
hmmmm makes sense
Gascone was perfect robot
she doesnt have internal cooling ?
Pig is here. Dw. You really aren't
and force you to congregate firepower into a single unit
Alaace is defunct clanker
does batman show up in the day?
end him
Probably she does it just is really bad or broken
rather than spread it across the fleet in DDGs
wait THEN SHE ALWAYS HOT ??? 🥵
my full understanding of why the cruiser died is a bit murky
#2 then, officer
?
DAMN !!!!!

but its basically just the DDG subsumed its role
She always sweaty maybe
She would kill skk if they got locked in a small room for too long she is like nuclear reactor
You uh. Wanna explain that one 
Helena every time she misses her commander

alr il ctrl alt del it
Pretty
I have a poor sense of humor you understand. 
Helena everytime she misses skk 


we’re sorry for the sudden burst about alsace
*Your actions will be remembered
That the duality of Helena 
What ship girl got you like this
fuck it everyone go topless
not even because a certain someone would enjoy that, but because requiring women to cover up while men can just chill with no shirt or anything is a bit annoying


One of my favorite pieces for Hood
Me running from Roon
love how she’s drawn
And Felix
She needs to cool down so like makes sense why she wears less
she behinds you man
My favourite Hood is the new skin,but well we are never going to get it
they look adorable
:AlsacePat:
Oh great heavens runs way
🏃
cant wait for amagi mermaid skin 
I saw lightning bugs today
i have an oath ring sitting around so i oathed lyme
Helena dualities 
both? deal
yes!!!!
Man, i keep swinging back and forth on getting this 3rd Party Executor set
its so cool, but fuuck, its very difficult to tell how good the quality is
Very phallic
I have 2 oath rings sitting around,I don't know who to use it for

I want to oath Moskva ,bur damn you manjuu make her tell me we are just "friend"
What
helena with the zone
Azur Lane moment
Gotta toe that line without committing
Remind me of the amagi joystick
I wish that was my ramune
Le goth sister

(cowards)
cute
Who tf
next thursday is the holy definitely-not-roman empire. i think the one after that is anni?
Oh
Can we all agree I am safe from taihou
oh
Is that a collb boat
gonna wait till thursday 
what's with thursday
What?
hey theres some tokens in my mail i should have claimed
what's this skin projection for, guys?
"drink water if you think this guy is safe from taihou"
Your wife 
allows you to use multiple skins of one research ship as separate secretaries
when using secretary rotation
who is this guy and whats with the completely unrelated images
Yea

The joystick in question
Zoomers. They be like that

they use images instead of words
No NJ,don't eat them
i just told her your hiding place, you're doom now
Now now Grandpa lets get you back to bed
What
Genuinely an annoying habit

It is what it is. Trying to stop that is impossible
Like, i try not to be too much of a dick abt it, but like, it does grate on me for some reason
wait i can fix this
wait for maintenance-channel to open up like a normal person to get your shitposting on smh my head
Yeah, ik, just hits a certain funky spot in my brain
varia arent you too by modern internet standards, an "unc"

I will allow this because its azur lane meme
Its done been happening for a year or so now. its just how people are
sadly
👏
Shhhh
Our Vampire

i agree
Would
Manjuu very lucky in behind her 
Next question
Bold move. lets see how it works out
What the hell 
Our vampire is loli
Now this is what the hell

i mean shes wearing the apron for me so
Da fauq
imma get her this outfit so she can be mermaid for the rest of her life
Sir yes sir 5 billion more to renovate York's castle
Who you talking about again?is it the DD ?
Feesh
Waterfox
Its like you don't even play the game
Whats that Hood art from?

damn i cant believe they drew amagi dying again
I am not saying its because AL's playerbase is primarily gooners now and since they are already bad at holding conversations and aren't allowed to talk about degenerate shit. They just kinda default into images. But thats just my tinfoil hat theory
I am more of an Hina fella
Wtf is a Hina fella?
Shhh, your not supposed to say the quiet part aloud
i love how cute her expression is. shipgirl x fox x mermaid
Good news,we make the British mad and they dispatched every ship to us
Bad news,the British is coming,with so many ships ,and they are very angry
Real talk though if you are just gonna spam the same images i will warn you.
I know this one guy who only uses gifs to talk because poor english I don't talk to them ever because
they decried them, for they spoke the truth
im a smart fella at day, and a fart smella at night
thats a pretty cute gif
Dont worry there's a thin bar in his text, nobody will read that! 
i think you know too much, officer
I mean atleast they have the excuse they are bad at english. Most here don't 

brain damage
smh imagine liking hina tho
What the hell, songs be sneaking into my playlist

Who the fuck is you
varia its early morning for you?
its okay if youre bad in english as long as its understandable 
I miss the old Potter
optimus prime
you slept right
go sleep
seia 🗣️ 🔥
sure
AM?
Old potter wasnt real
theres only one 336
Seia > Hina
whats this AM
after morning
AM or FMMMM
ESH. EUROPEAN SUPERIOR HOURS.
hoshino > all
USA

Ah the normal hours
I ask you this tho Synd
pm = post morning
hm?
Not for the rest of em
It’d be nice if Discord just
its clearly already working
Guys I want see an battleship return but as counter to any missile
deal them like you deal me officer
Actually blocked the message

Cut off their image perms, snip snip
clearly only CBT holders should have image rights
instead of giving me a fuck ass “Message blocked” notif
also as for my defense. i was looking for places to stay during my berlin trip.

(still haven't found a place)
dont we have anti image spammer ?
idk
fucking carnival at the same time of a concert
Didnt the bot stop working?

oh no it works. trust me
guess ill go make tacos
you just don't see it with how well it works
Taco?
hilariously busy locale?
go for it my boy
are you sure
good thing i wasnt asking permission?
If we just say it works perfect, it'll work perfectly? 
thats berlin for you
My condolences
Yea. What you are doing is just not enough to trigger it.
its like anti missiles but some missiles still get through
guess ill blast some its going down now
ok
Ofc. I could just image ban you if you so desire the effect

bradar what is this
Taco
Spam
spam
lovely spam
wonderful spam
God i fucking adore Takao
Spam
A spamming of spam duh
that's what i said
a lot of spam
understandable
Spam
I wonder if the chocolates taste any good
Spam
Imagine not knowing what spam is
Imagine spam
they aint ever seen the tech before
imagine
Imagine glowworm
"spam" ahh
Oh god its the nuke console
thats true. But you know someone will make a fuss
imagine dragons
they always do
u know what u say to that?
Glowworm META after Bristol META
spam seems to be an anglosphere thing? i only found out it doesn't exclusively refer to junk mail when i moved to the us 💀
its like a nuclear warhead button
Sandy propaganda
i have no mouth and i must scream
Really good story btw
🗿
you have other mouths right?
More like any country with a decently sized US expats
Lol. Lmao. Where do you think the internet meaning of the word comes from?
WATASHI
WA
NUMBA
WUN
i know now that it comes from a monty python skit about the foodstuff. that wasn't the case back when i didn't know that the foodstuff existed 😭
will i be spammer if i eat spam?
Welp. Should prob follow Synd's advice. Peace. Have a fun emote fact before i perish

Oh no
this !!! this is what im talking about
i shall be the thousandth 
Red mikus
Does the 1000 person who use that emote get a prize
How do u see that stat
mod magic
yes
dark magic?!
niceties of having access to nimi bot's internals
u shall know a different day
probably
unless fluv cba to find it
Spam meaning to send unwanted mail came about thanks to a Monty Python skit involving food spam
i cba
son why is there 3 glowows
Post that one yoshi sticker
which one
6
7
how are they separated?!


Too many,bring the hipper
I have 3
react and super react are different
you guys have three?!
the emotes are also from different servers
Lmao
What the hell could be the context for that Yoshi's expression
Reminds me of preggo Yoshi

Wat
they done massacred my boy yoshi 😭
🫃
Mario is a slave driver?
but what
ohhhh
Oh god, the one with mario x Yoshi?
Optimus Prime
A different one actually lol

THERE'S MORE?!
there's genuine levels to this...
I did my part
GlowwyGems
is it common for admins to talk here? sorry i usually lurk in the art channel
yes
Instead of Super Earth we got Super Glow
no percentage?
alr thanks
Yesnt
has cowpens always been this fat
Theirs lulls and dips

Oh god
That’s definitely boosted chub
charge bro charge
but like
Thats definitely an increase
DO THE COW NOW
(Also hi mr pig!)
(Also, that top has gotta hurt)
hi hi!
Jesus fucking Christ what have I opened discord too

do not the cow
Flashbang!
Cow corn
no. but ngl she should be 
I don't think that's fat, the artist just doesn't know anatomy

I mean, she’s def got love handles


but not necessarily mutually exclusive thing
Cows eat corn? Cool!
Where are the hate handles

Kashino better
yo
Hate handles are the ears, pull on them and Cowpens will suplex you 
kashino bottom tier cow
Bad opinion
bradar
I don’t really like either cow tbh
bad onion
they aren’t bad
touch the cow
Just doesn’t click with me
do it now
Heyo Rubi
Cow milk from udder
Kashino is a sweetheart
harro
Moo

Kashino is big fat dumb cow and we all would die for her
True
oom
how heavy are they kashino
yes
Yes
hmm i've never seen this decal before
lol
50 tons
Shoot em
61, since Caernarvon
70 tons
Friendly fire is heavily encouraged
Oh
that's too light
I really liked the Caernavon

it's pretty
chonky Centurion
hinderburg really that big?
i just realised optimus prime is here im crine
yes you
Never used it
optional fly
its Optimus and his Animegirl counterpart
Yes
Got so used to not having it that it looks weird to do so now
optimized crime
(Offically endorsed btw)
Except idk why the robot is smaller
Optimum Pride
Optimus prime steak
Like the Chieftain too
Starscream is my favorite of the lot
prettiest
me too, but now it looks weird without the percentage on samsung phones
I like long haul and brawler
which universe
just like taihou
I don’t like herr
Yes I like their friends
Hemp
Longhaul is honestly peak Bayverse
really solid design
Bayverse designs got really fucking clunky
then why she keeps chasing you with heart-shaped eyes man?
Into and beyond DotM
damn. no other payment options aside from paypal huh
Am i supposed to use the "Email" it give me?
Because she is my ex
She won’t leave me alone
oohhh
it always annoys me how awful 4 was
Cuz at a conceptual level, i like Age of Extinctions plotline
mind if i take her?
but it pussy foots around making the US the badguy all movie
and makes them just comically stupid
Just put your Email that is listed on your screen and ask for a verification code
so like
The plotline for 4
Is that the US Govt turns on the autobots
And does a scorched earth policy for Transformers
Except NO
its a rogue agency just murdering them for funsies
(What)
how do you lose an ENTIRE agency
Oh hipper retro
sigh
AND FINALLY HIPPER ISNT FLAT
back to 21 retrofits to go
speak speak speak fire fire fire

Still flat
Yes
She’s flat for AL
wrong
Flat is good
Looks like the bonus went to her thighs
Looks like a door to me still
She’s thicker than before
might i interest you in hipper μ 
She's still flat
Bro shes like the size of 2 double stuffed oreos stacked flat on each other
Wait, i already have hermit ix, i can't have another one
we got cutting board retrofit
Takao retrofits or Shinano retrofits
Oh welp, gotta expose you to her then
takao refit would be peak Meme
Nano oath when
a dream
(Give me a Hood Refit first, plz)
No you
Need her retrofit outfit to be of her fighting Godzilla
hipper is not the only one that's flat
moco-chan is flat too
but, don't say that to her. she'll get pretty pissed
Give Hood her torpedo mounts
An amazing door
Champog too
Ya the victim here, not me. unless you drag me in and tell her i'm her victim instead

and be like, "what did you say to me, haeh?"
I am going to drag you
While I have an ballistic shield
How did we bring a vtuber into this
Orca girl summon
Nuh uh
I summon the almighty low cortisol
No more orca girl

hi
Bye
what wrong with orca girl?
Jk hi
we do have violent ladies
I sees
hipper retro not stripper Elbe not stripper and Z14 also not stripper
AL found the Infinite money glitch(for now) and making gooner bait is easy
smh
Beneath those bangs is a forehead big enough to play chess
Yes

Hipper retro is the only good design
Hipper retro n Z14 are pretty cute designs
and probably Mogador skydiving skin, found it actually cute
Well tbh someone pointed out that Z14 is just German Unicorn
I like regensburg due how aggressive and metal her outfit is
new mog skin is great
there are 2 versions of the St. Gloriana emblem






