al-general

[torpid kettle]

she reminds me of this horny creature but...iron blood

[sacred oak]

Ah yes the life of the unpaid discord mod

[jagged gull]

but hey

[silver atlas]

to throw away the shackles would be a blessing at this point

[jagged gull]

rather be a discord mod than a reddit mod anyday 🏃‍♂️

[shut crane]

[silver atlas]

[jagged gull]

Honestly it really would

And they would sell more

[trim gyro]

aren't shackles like +4 armor or something? don't throw them away

[shut crane]

just become bd2

[jagged gull]

There would be no actual convo left in general ofc

but meh

not my concern anyway

[shut crane]

you can probaly sell shackles for a coin

[clever gazelle]

[ember spindle]

half the time people are gooning here anyway and hiding it in a torrent of s

[clever gazelle]

Time to wonder why MOG is the horny one

[jagged gull]

they don't even do that

[atomic dew]

There'd a guy in feedback still annoyed about Bismarck being a II

[vital leaf]

[jagged gull]

do ya know how many of our warnings these days consist of people who can't contain themselves and have to overshare on discord

[sacred oak]

Bismarck isn't even a II

[atomic dew]

[shut crane]

no, I don't

[jagged gull]

...Let me guess. "IT SHOULDA BEEN A RETRO! REEE"

[sacred oak]

(there's an actual difference)

[silver atlas]

eh, id have a few things id prob talk about...but until then id like to keep my job

[jagged gull]

Oh no i mean. There would be people Kaiser. But they would be drowned out

[shut crane]

first you need to get a sturdy pipe...

[atomic dew]

I couldn't be arsed to type zwei ok but of course we got someone waiting here to go well akshually

[pine vault]

Yes my life story is all about this

[jagged gull]

it would also just attract a really insufferable "Anti censorship" crowd.

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-bozo-hello-bozo-funny-short-circuit-gif-27389967

hello y'all

[jagged gull]

amd like i said. I am not being paid enough to deal with that

[sacred oak]

[clever gazelle]

Yup

[sacred oak]

If I can't be a lore whore then what's even left for me in this game

[molten obsidian]

Hijab albacore when

[shut crane]

such censorship, literally 1984

[sleek cape]

New Photo drop

[silver atlas]

i thought we already went through that phase post Shinano skin temp removal or whatever

[clever gazelle]

I wouldn't do that for anyone but mogador

[molten obsidian]

Can you imagine British people throwing a fit if Hijab alabcore was posted?

[dark solstice]

censor it all

[molten obsidian]

Please bro

[real hamlet]

what a beautiful sight
birds flying south for the winter

[silver atlas]

cover album type shit

[jagged gull]

Ya know its just gonna be amplified Kaiser

[clever gazelle]

Litrally the only one where that would even make sense is mogadoor

[silver atlas]

[jagged gull]

There was that guy who said some girl was censored

cause her hair was slightly different

or was it the boob window was like

a tiny bit different

[clever gazelle]

And the ones named after other north African places

[silver atlas]

oh fuck i forgot all about that poor fuck

[jagged gull]

We could not convince his ass

[placid gulch]

there were people who genuinely went "it's azurover" over Garibaldi's tattoos

[molten obsidian]

You could be refering to ANYTHING

[jagged gull]

I asked fucking staff too

and they even said "no lmao"

[placid gulch]

jesus christ DEWEY WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU

[sacred oak]

No one expects a random Liberty ship

[shut crane]

manjuu covering up boise in the stocking unlike all her sister ships is censorship

[jagged gull]

tbf that was a downgrade. But its literally whatever

[clever gazelle]

Yup

[shut crane]

I'm very sad the tattoos are gone

they were nice

[molten obsidian]

https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/2/2b/Dewey.png she's right there

[clever gazelle]

We need a cargo ship update, with the ur being altmark or some other freighter with guns bolted to it

[atomic dew]

maybe buri didn't feel like drawing them again

[jagged gull]

the fact they had balti insta go "DW THEY ARE FAKE TATS" as one of her lines for her skin never fails to make me laugh

[placid gulch]

aesthetically sure
but my guy was acting like that meant they were going for him next

it was funny

[jagged gull]

🤏 reaction type shit

[placid gulch]

oh yay

[shut crane]

very 🤏

[sacred oak]

Kormoran?

[placid gulch]

Ruppy's second grind is over

[clever gazelle]

And her

[pseudo fulcrum]

Keep it out of the Atlantic during winter. You don't want it to pull a Schenectady.

[placid gulch]

hmmmmm

[silver atlas]

to this day im saddened they didnt commit to the perma tats

[jagged gull]

Mr Lane was coming to his house. its true

[shut crane]

it do be sad

[subtle lichen]

lt i sent u a video of my dock so you could help me with my team, i promise i wasnt being a weirdo T--T

[placid gulch]

maybe he stopped talking because the manjuus got him

okayyy

[ember spindle]

they un-azured his lane clearly

[jagged gull]

On the other end i saw people say they didn't want Balti to be "from the hood". So like. At the same time. Maybe its better they don't.

[placid gulch]

I think I should start Parse

[shut crane]

wut

[clever gazelle]

Oh yea, defiently add admiral scheer as well

[jagged gull]

U made my ffxiv eye twitch by saying parse

[placid gulch]

or do I give 5 cubes to Ruppy already

[shut crane]

sure, girl gets some nice tast, now she's magically from the hood

[placid gulch]

but like

[pseudo fulcrum]

Wouldn't Balti be British if she was from the Hood?

[silver atlas]

from the hood

[placid gulch]

IB event

hmmmm

I have 2985 cubes

[atomic dew]

Baltimore gets kicked out the onsen

[jagged gull]

ya can always just ask #gameplay-help . They don't bite. Mostly

[subtle lichen]

nvm

[clever gazelle]

Umm

[jagged gull]

I don't know man

[shut crane]

[subtle lichen]

ty (':

[clever gazelle]

They really should go to gameplay help

[subtle lichen]

i will

[jagged gull]

Harr Harr. Perish

[placid gulch]

okay yeah

I'll wait til after event

[clever gazelle]

They didn't even get the right person to dm

[placid gulch]

I'll go start Parse

wait

Odin or Parse what do y'all say

[jagged gull]

Odin is cute

therefor the right choice

[shut crane]

big cute

[jagged gull]

Also Res liked her.

That means if you ever break the rules he will kill you with kindness

[placid gulch]

I'm no rulebreaker

but ok ok

[jagged gull]

right right

But ya know. For insurance

[pseudo fulcrum]

Plot twist: that's what ne named his chainsaw

[placid gulch]

Odin has the majority

[jagged gull]

n all that

[shut crane]

bruh, these 3* bb nodes in w16 are annoying, battle almost over, ship has over 50% hp, look away for 1 second to chat, boom, ship sunk

[placid gulch]

haiiii thank you VaVa

[shut crane]

4000hp gone in 1 hit

[jagged gull]

It's what he names his bolter pistol

is that what they are called. idk anything about 40k

[pseudo fulcrum]

What did he name his heavy flamer? Peace?

[clever gazelle]

That's why you don't go to 3* bb nodes m8

[shut crane]

bolter is a gun in 40k

[clever gazelle]

[jagged gull]

good enough for me

[shut crane]

but I can't reach the boss then

[jagged gull]

means it would get the job done all the same

[clever gazelle]

Wut

[hard vine]

only nerds dont know about 40k

[jagged gull]

that's okay

I'll be a nerd

[clever gazelle]

What is 40k

[jagged gull]

i will take one for the team

[subtle lichen]

i did tho 😭

[clever gazelle]

Is that some pc component or something

[shut crane]

it's 40 000

or 40.000 depending where you live

might even be 40,000

[clever gazelle]

[jagged gull]

I prefer fantasy warhammer more anyhow. Blasphemy i know

[hard vine]

unc

[subtle lichen]

it might have gone to "spam" or msg request

[shut crane]

well, you and most people

[pseudo fulcrum]

The most expensive first-person shooter fandom.

[clever gazelle]

[jagged gull]

40k too silly for me

[hard vine]

wdym most people

[shut crane]

afaik the fantasy series is the better money printer for gw

[hard vine]

what

[jagged gull]

who are you calling unc. Boomer

[pseudo fulcrum]

Warhammer $40k in credit card debt

[visual cedar]

guys make it lewd or go to offtopic xD

[hard vine]

homeboy, fantasy was literally gone for years because it didnt make money

40k is the money machine

[ember spindle]

warhammer {pick your favorites from 40k/fantasy/age of sigmar/old world} is not an all-pervasive thing. if you show someone a space marine and they use the internet without an adblocker then they'll probably recognize it from somewhere but they might not be able to tell it's 40k

[jagged gull]

I hate to agree with Rat. But i think he might be right

Fantasy seemed kinda like the less popular one

[atomic dew]

You can tell which is more popular by which gets more games

[jagged gull]

and given how much people gush over 40k online

[shut crane]

see, being wrong has advantages, I made varia agree with rat

[hard vine]

he always agrees with me

[jagged gull]

Well u c Will. I'd say you just make yourself look domb so idk

[ember spindle]

the world must be taught-shown the glory of rats with machine guns clearly

[shut crane]

I am dumb, nothing wrong with that

[jagged gull]

feet are terrible

as is people who likes em as a fetish

🏃‍♂️

[hard vine]

https://tenor.com/view/makima-yeah-chainsaw-man-gif-21119555

[shut crane]

my only experience with warhammer is 40k and it's just dawn of war 1

[jagged gull]

I was gonna play that once. Then it couldn't launch and i gave up

prob a good thing

[hard vine]

unc

[jagged gull]

it was a sign

[shut crane]

trust the sign

fun game tho

I loved it

[jagged gull]

So i hear

maybe one day

👴

[shut crane]

16-4 boss almost ded, maybe I'll get the drop ship

[ember spindle]

should i download vermintide 2? i had gotten it when it got a free weekend and never touched it, and now i have space for a new game all of a sudden

[shut crane]

cmon gimem the boat

fuck ,it's omaha

[jagged gull]

its aight

[clever gazelle]

Time to go back to crossing my fingers on whether my engine can haul 3k tons in a game

[jagged gull]

try it. If its ya jam then nice. if not it cost ya nothing

[mystic vapor]

I like women with scarring since they make them look cool

[shut crane]

I think I got vermintide from a bundle

[mystic vapor]

But idk if there’s any woman with lots of scars in azur lane

[jagged gull]

there is not

if any

[mystic vapor]

Aw man

[shut crane]

we have indiana, I think she has some

[silver atlas]

Madgeburg

scars all over her body

[jagged gull]

I feel like ya gaslighting me Kaiser

brb

[silver atlas]

im not

[shut crane]

is that a scar on her cheek?

[clever gazelle]

What bout enty

[hard vine]

[mystic vapor]

She has an scar

[shut crane]

madgebro has a few

[atomic dew]

Shes got one on her face doesn't she from where her horn is broken?

[shut crane]

all over her body

[jagged gull]

oh yea it checks out

these are weak ass scars though. But ig it gets a pass

[atomic dew]

shes scarred herself with that dodgy hand

[mystic vapor]

Who’s that in her background

[silver atlas]

i remeber them being alot more pronounced when she first released but either way she does have alot of em

[shut crane]

ulrich

[light fable]

[shut crane]

I love when my phone is plugged in and still discharging

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-you-are-amazing-fireworks-wow-superb-gif-11452218423977394012

[shut crane]

ok I lied, I don't love it

[atomic dew]

Maldberg

[mystic vapor]

Just ask one of the ship girls to charge your phone

[silver atlas]

the coolest bro

[mystic vapor]

She does bite

[lilac merlin]

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/get-back-go-away-poke-stick-shoo-gif-16704781

trying to stop Magdeburg

Belike

[hard vine]

they were scared of making baltimore's tats real, ofc they arent gonna have some battle scarred ship

[lilac merlin]

we were close to having one

in the pasta faction

but they chickened

[mystic vapor]

They probably won’t be scared now due to maki

Or recently popular girls with scars

[silver atlas]

oh yeah Garibaldi

[jagged gull]

that's... Literally what we talked about

You could just backread a little

[hard vine]

Is harbin's tat real?

[jagged gull]

prob not

[mystic vapor]

Maybe the Wisconsin will had an scar due to Korea war

[jagged gull]

Different market.

[hard vine]

ill inspect all instances of harbin feet purely to check if the tat is real

[jagged gull]

They wont do it.

[silver atlas]

but at least they kept Luigi di Savoia Ducca Degli Abruzzi's mechanical arm

[hard vine]

Kinda difficult to ditch

[lilac merlin]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Duca_degli_Abruzzi

closest we had

[shut crane]

harbin tat not real cuz it never appears in any other skin

[jagged gull]

AL plays it very "safe" in design of the girls.

[hard vine]

Can i post harb's tat without asset cropping, or do i have to post the whole leg agian

[shut crane]

asset crop is very specific

[jagged gull]

can't ya just post the skin art. Or is it against the rules or somethin

[hard vine]

I had asset crop ban on feet

[silver atlas]

you could like...you know...just post the whole splash art and not crop it

[hard vine]

Its not real

[jagged gull]

odd place for it tbh

[shut crane]

yeah, as I've said

doesn't appear on the oath skin too

[clever gazelle]

[hard vine]

I never understood why Harbin's gold bikini got so little traction

its so peak

[lilac merlin]

like its implied that she is amputee, but then go "oh no lol"

[shut crane]

gold bikini dumb

at least it looks ok on harbin, but it's still dumb

[lilac merlin]

BLAME that on the fact that AL overuses bikini's

like the plague

[shut crane]

I blame it on being gold

[hard vine]

sure, but its not like we dont get popular bikini skins

[jagged gull]

Asking for consistency in skins... Lmao

[lilac merlin]

Why shouldnt we do that?

[jagged gull]

Because you wont get it

:v

[hard vine]

[lilac merlin]

thats just lazy as hell

[jagged gull]

I too can pretend to be shocked by this revalation Hoff

but lets not

You've played long enough to know that without me having to say it

[shut crane]

shocking reveal, amagi having fun

[lament palm]

Roon skin looks so nice tho

[lilac merlin]

Mogador has hit over 1m

views

[lament palm]

Whoever drew it has such nice art

[shut crane]

she moggin

[jagged gull]

:susge:

[lilac merlin]

I like to download twitter vids and gifs

[jagged gull]

mhm

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2055605429464691171/en

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

📑 Translated from Japanese

【Costume】 Mogador Sweaty Diving "Ahaha♥ Even though a cold wind is blowing, the spot where the Commander touched me is getting hotter and hotter... In other words... the world of Mogador and the Commander is rising in temperature... ♥" After the next maintenance, "Mogador" costume Planned to be implemented with dual form specifications! #AzurLane

Original text
【着せ替え】
︀︀モガドール　スウェティ・ダイビング
︀︀「あは♥冷たい風が吹いてるのに、指揮官に触られたところはどんどん熱くなってぇ……つまり…モガドールと指揮官の世界が温度上昇中、だよぉ……♥」
︀︀
︀︀次回メンテ後、「モガドール」着せ替え
︀︀デュアルフォーム仕様で実装予定！
︀︀#アズールレーン

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FxTwitter · May 16, 2026, 11:05 AM

for proof

[shut crane]

what are we proofin?

[jagged gull]

Idk

Hoff's modesty

[shut crane]

[lilac merlin]

I will say.

[jagged gull]

Here it comes

[lilac merlin]

Both ur frenches gets tons of love

which is great

Alsace/Mog

[hard vine]

have we seen it without the huge censor?

[shut crane]

funnily enough, I'm not super interested in either of them

[lilac merlin]

nu

[radiant cipher]

Alsace oath when

[lilac merlin]

its also not L2D

or Dynamic

[lament palm]

I saw one more pic, still censored, but like, I don't know what source I can mention and which I can't lol

But the face art looks really good

[lilac merlin]

it was shown on JP stream today

[jagged gull]

i stopped caring about the french eons ago. Alsace just made me laugh at how silly it was getting

[hard vine]

I dont care about l2d or dynamic, i just want good base art

[shut crane]

wanted to share my roon, but then she shoved me into her tits just as I took the screenshot, so I had to not post it

[lament palm]

Varia, is the full pic, still censored Roon skin ok to post?

[jagged gull]

they had the formula right too with Gascogne

[hard vine]

I can fix you

[shut crane]

gascute!

[jagged gull]

gimme a DM. I will check

i didn't watch the stream so i've got no clue what it looks like

[lilac merlin]

Right, so

[radiant cipher]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_we3xmWgAAYiRt.webp

[shut crane]

it's roon, but instead of roon, it's a square covering her

[lilac merlin]

I wonder how long it'll be before Forza Horizon 6 gets AL liveries

[hard vine]

I think he meant in terms of leaks

[lament palm]

Sent

[hard vine]

not it being lewd

[shut crane]

it can't be leak, it was on strim

[radiant cipher]

hi chat

[lilac merlin]

I used a car with Tako livery back on FH4

[hard vine]

stream only had censored versions no?

[lilac merlin]

FH6 should make them even better

[shut crane]

yeah

[hard vine]

Richie

[vocal bobcat]

they're hella fast that's for sure

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/aston-machan-uma-musum-waving-gif-27548452

rat my bebe

[molten obsidian]

Lil waver

[lilac merlin]

Imagine playing FH6 with a Mogador livery

[vocal bobcat]

bro I wanted Alsace to be like richelieu

[lilac merlin]

or an Helena one

[vocal bobcat]

she's a stripper.

[radiant cipher]

I think Alsace is fine

very cute

[vocal bobcat]

moggy

[lilac merlin]

Alsace is a robo

[shut crane]

sure, alsace is cute, but gascute is cuter

[hard vine]

nah

Anyways Alsace office lady when

[lament palm]

It looks really nice imo

[jagged gull]

(it was indeed what he was askin)

[vocal bobcat]

but where did the regal aspect of the French go man

Royal Navy watching as manjuu guts their ally

[molten obsidian]

Alsace isn't a robot

[hard vine]

tbh i just want office ladies in general

[shut crane]

there's nothing!

it's just a post it

[molten obsidian]

She's just delusional

[shut crane]

wait, it's not even a post it

[jagged gull]

Impossible i'm afraid.

[shut crane]

it's a notebook page ripped out and taped to it

you can see more from cn strim, and they didn't even show it

[hard vine]

Smh you already have free access to the easiest way of fixing your life

[jagged gull]

... Leaving ALO?

[hard vine]

Leaving denmark

[jagged gull]

hmmm. I mean i am in a week

for 3 days

If i can get a fucking place to stay in Berlin

[molten obsidian]

Leaving denmark to go where?

[jagged gull]

BUT ITS CARNIVAL SEASON

[lilac merlin]

Tbh, I expect Taihou liveries to be coming fast once the game is past the 100$ paywall (early access)

[hard vine]

[radiant cipher]

Idk but look
Cuties

[molten obsidian]

Dude can't Denmark like

Celebrate more stuff?

[jagged gull]

who tf decided the hololive tour should be on the same day as a carnival in berlin

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sacred oak]

me

and i'll do it again

[radiant cipher]

What is there to celebrate if you’re danish

[tight goblet]

random military guy

[shut crane]

imagine celebrating

[jagged gull]

Course. But its all very confusing

[jagged gull]

Not being a Spaniard

[molten obsidian]

Oh wait mb I confused denmark with uhhh

[radiant cipher]

Truke

[molten obsidian]

Netherlands

My bad bros it happens

[hard vine]

Its so sad when the most well known person from Denmark-Norway was a Norwegian

[jagged gull]

Perish

[radiant cipher]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stupid-bird--k01KRS94TS5CE62ZE991MX18D2P

[jagged gull]

Well. Could be worse. I will take that over the fact Logan Paul married a dane

[hard vine]

you can have both

[lilac merlin]

Logan tbh has cleaned up his act

compared to his brother

[molten obsidian]

Ever since I started working for ESA I have a newfound appreciation for the Monarchy because of the royal family's birthdays being holidays

[jagged gull]

...Oh hoff

Never change

[wanton pelican]

The bread with the nasty jelly on it

[hard vine]

Wait Logan Paul married a dane, Jake Paul dated a dutch woman

[lilac merlin]

TKO banning Jake paul from being at the same shows as Logan

[hard vine]

they truly are alike

[molten obsidian]

So the site in Netherlands closes and that's 70% of our workload

[jagged gull]

"nasty"

[lilac merlin]

was a smart move

[tight goblet]

I like grape jelly

[hard vine]

Just be happy you arent icelandic

[jagged gull]

you do seem like the person who would eat that Snow

[tight goblet]

eat what

[jagged gull]

...What do u think

[wanton pelican]

Never been a fan of that filling or any sort of jelly like filling in general

[lilac merlin]

wrong thing

whoops

[jagged gull]

I mean most pastries in denmark don't got jelly.

[tight goblet]

glue factory trainer

[tight goblet]

idk

[sacred oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686282170255278138/1491328880764784781/munch.webp

[tight goblet]

what r u saying

[jagged gull]

its actually a few

[lilac merlin]

Im glad im not euro

or enjoy euro cooking

[jagged gull]

I'm glad you are not Euro either

believe me

[hard vine]

Wait varia, are the danes as fond of lingonberry jam as us and the swedes?

[lilac merlin]

I like asian cooking more

[shut crane]

we have doughnuts with apple jam filling

[tight goblet]

completely valid

[tight goblet]

lingonberry sounds amazing

[jagged gull]

Aye

[lilac merlin]

british people cant cook

[radiant cipher]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNePhmCMnbU&ra=m

[hard vine]

truly what unites the nordics

[jagged gull]

Its the best jam

[hard vine]

is lingonberry jam

[jagged gull]

Nothing else can compete

[clever gazelle]

[radiant cipher]

Yall need to chill
And watch me crack rat

[mystic vapor]

Fisher lady

[tight goblet]

My favorite jam is homemade strawperry jam

[clever gazelle]

There was a cook in britain

[tight goblet]

FIGHT ME

[jagged gull]

I mean thats fine snow

U can keep ya mid jam

[radiant cipher]

Btw rat I had lingonberry today

[shut crane]

hear me out

[radiant cipher]

[shut crane]

rhubarb jam

[tight goblet]

stfu scary mod #2 whats ur favorite jam

[radiant cipher]

Tangy

[jagged gull]

Rhubarb is better in drinks and cakes than as a jam

[hard vine]

Just the actual berries?

[radiant cipher]

I like space jam

[shut crane]

we have pastries with rhubarb jam, very good

[lusty marsh]

hi

[radiant cipher]

In a sauce

[jagged gull]

Lingonberry

[hard vine]

Rhubarb Pie

[shut crane]

my grandma grew some rhubarbs, they were nice

[radiant cipher]

I like apricot jam

🐦‍⬛

[shut crane]

we have an apricot tree

[lilac merlin]

I have a mango tree

[hard vine]

me googling the english translations of berries real quick

[radiant cipher]

Wao

[shut crane]

I have an avocado in a pot

[jagged gull]

Man. I just realized its Koldskål season soon.

peak

[molten obsidian]

I have a basil pot

[shut crane]

what's koldskal

[molten obsidian]

But it will die

[hard vine]

I like black currant in basically everything

[molten obsidian]

Because storebought basil doesn't have enough room to grow

[tight goblet]

whats ur favorite fruit guys

[shut crane]

seems ok

[tight goblet]

mine is mangosteen

[jagged gull]

its not exactly anything crazy

[jagged gull]

its just a traditional thing

[molten obsidian]

Huh?

[clever gazelle]

Yall eat jam?

[shut crane]

I think that means butter milk cold bowl

[jagged gull]

Whats wrong. Says right there. Kærnemælkskoldskåld

from kærnemælk

[hard vine]

The problem with danish isnt the written part

[radiant cipher]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UoYMK1olf4s&ra=m

[hard vine]

that part is understandable

[molten obsidian]

I can tell maelk as milk and skold skald is cold bowl because the page says it

[radiant cipher]

In dutch its just

Karnemelk

[jagged gull]

Was about to say. Your written language looks just like ours Rat

:v

[radiant cipher]

Just be normal

[shut crane]

it's ok, I know some scandinavian, I took language lessons https://satwcomic.com/language-lesson

[jagged gull]

normal is boring

[hard vine]

We took danish and made it good

[radiant cipher]

Not always

[jagged gull]

look what it did to you lot

[molten obsidian]

See? Literally the same people

Easy to confuse

[ember spindle]

but in tulipan we keep hebbing een serieus probleem

[radiant cipher]

Rat n I are related

[jagged gull]

...Erhhhh. Sure rat

[hard vine]

go ahead, tell the class how you say 93

[tight goblet]

even british food has at least one good thing

[radiant cipher]

Quatre-vingt treize

[jagged gull]

Norwegians wish they were danish. And Rat will say the vice versa.

[jagged gull]

93

done

[hard vine]

[radiant cipher]

Danes say it as 20 times four and a half plus three

[jagged gull]

Walked right into that one Rat

But A for effort

[shut crane]

should be E for Effort

[radiant cipher]

Whatever.

Go my rat!

[hard vine]

[shut crane]

I'm gonna start a fire today

a big one!

[hard vine]

but we didnt start the fire

[jagged gull]

be sure to atleast get 10 points from said fire

[lilac merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131538661813526640/1498957566212837396/image0.gif

[hard vine]

it was always burning since the worlds been turning

[radiant cipher]

It was set by the austrians

[jagged gull]

I prefer we didn't start the flame war. It was a better cover tbh

[clever gazelle]

Twice

[radiant cipher]

More

[tight goblet]

rain is better

snow as well

[clever gazelle]

Did I miss the 3rd world War m8

[jagged gull]

Nice. Maybe one day you will be a poet with prose like that

[radiant cipher]

Austrian mismanagement of European politics has ended up killing billions.

[tight goblet]

shut it

[jagged gull]

Is it time to put you in the no no corner already

[radiant cipher]

Idc it’s true

[shut crane]

at most it was millions

[jagged gull]

We know. You are pretty bad at following the rules about not talking about these things

[hard vine]

where are the emergency shipgirl boobs when you need it

[jagged gull]

You are also often factually incorrect but ay. Its a discord for anime botes with tiddies and feet.

We don't come here to be factual

RAT

HIT EM WITH THE FEET

[ember spindle]

sorry i don't have boobs at hand, is this hare ok?

[tight goblet]

u have bought a curse on us all

[shut crane]

midco polo

[hard vine]

I WOULD BUT ATDAN REMOVED HIS STUFF FROM DANBOORU

[jagged gull]

thats okay i was leaving

[radiant cipher]

Trying to cram in as much bs as possible

[jagged gull]

i don't gotta see it

[shut crane]

lol, danbooru, lmao even

[hard vine]

[tight goblet]

ok thats fair

[jagged gull]

Rat don't even get the feet from the source

damn

[hard vine]

what

[hard vine]

thats literally feet from the source

[shut crane]

tbf, pixiv loads very slow most of the time, I prefer using boorus

[hard vine]

what is blud yapping about

[sick crest]

Whats wrong with danbooru?

[shut crane]

I don't like danbooru

prefer gelbooru myself

[jagged gull]

I mean they say norwegians can be a tad lazy but man... Rat outhere proving it

🏃‍♂️

[hard vine]

wuh

why is varia shadowboxing

[radiant cipher]

Random bs go!

Meanwhile I never miss

[hard vine]

[radiant cipher]

🐦‍⬛

[shut crane]

also gelbooru has no ai rule, so I don't have to filter through slop

[jagged gull]

...I mean hey if your delusions tell you that you never miss. U slay girl.

[jagged gull]

Based

[hard vine]

Man i wish Raff got more art

[shut crane]

look, cute atdan girls, no feet

[hard vine]

So like danbooru

[shut crane]

maybe, I don't like danbooru

[hard vine]

"Look, nice pizza, no cheese"

[jagged gull]

Who tf names a place "Dan" anyhow

people named Dan ig

[shut crane]

very likely

[jagged gull]

Rat feels like a Dan...

[radiant cipher]

[tight goblet]

his name is mouse

[shut crane]

dan rat

[jagged gull]

dan rat...

[sick crest]

Danbooru does too

[jagged gull]

Ban rat...

[sacred oak]

ban varia

[radiant cipher]

Son…

[sacred oak]

[jagged gull]

Impossible

sadly i am forced to be here

[shut crane]

[jagged gull]

Just as you are forced to deal with my insufferable presence

[sacred oak]

synd left

[jagged gull]

He didn't

[sacred oak]

he had a choice

[jagged gull]

he is still here

[sick crest]

Hes in hiding

[sacred oak]

he's not an admin though

[jagged gull]

But still here no?

[sacred oak]

but he isn't required to be here

[jagged gull]

I sadly am.

[sacred oak]

he's here by choice

not as a slave, unlike you

[hard vine]

Erm what the sigma

[jagged gull]

Slave to bothering people

I kinda live with that

...I wanted to write jive. Curse you fingers

But dw Yang

[sacred oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1280551235220672698/csnlm_azurlane240903.gif

[jagged gull]

I will be here for as long as i am needed

Which is to say until all the silly people are gone

[meager haven]

Can we make unc mod again

[jagged gull]

No

[meager haven]

Force the role back onto him

[jagged gull]

He would just ban himself

smh

[meager haven]

Shit you right

[sacred oak]

can we make kelp a mod

[meager haven]

Fuck no

[ember spindle]

NO

NO

NO

[jagged gull]

Kelp is as likely as you being a mod Yang

[sick crest]

Can we remove my right eye

[hard vine]

Everyone knows im gonna be the next mod

[sacred oak]

I'll have you know I've never once broken a rule

[jagged gull]

Me when i lie

thats like rat saying he never posts feet

[sacred oak]

it's true

[jagged gull]

You didn't break any rules that you agree with

[sacred oak]

rat prefers meters

[jagged gull]

thats different Yang

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457748615790465226/20260105_154453.gif

[hard vine]

I have never broken a rule either

twinsies

[sacred oak]

I have been acused many times, but I maintain my innocence for all of them

[radiant cipher]

Manjuu pls

[jagged gull]

You maintain it indeed

[hard vine]

Mog if she was good

[jagged gull]

Just like i maintain you aint

[meager haven]

Omg Epee!!!

[jagged gull]

gigabrain

[meager haven]

Not sure why there’s just art of Epee without centering her.

[hard vine]

Also Varia is there a current mod recuitment or something? noticed a lot of minimodding lately

[shut crane]

so here's the fox

[meager vine]

fox mermaid

[jagged gull]

Nah.

[sacred oak]

better?

[meager haven]

Sure

[jagged gull]

not that i know of anyhow

idk about the minimodding either.

[meager haven]

We love minimodding

[jagged gull]

No one tells me anything since i am european and sleep thru the meetings smh

[shut crane]

cmon, gimme da boat 16-4

[hard vine]

im not confrontational enough to call it out

[solid whale]

badass fucking skeleton banging a shield

[shut crane]

omg, I'm european too

[sick crest]

Do it

[ember spindle]

what minimodding
pinging mods/admins isn't minimodding is it?

[shut crane]

and going to bed very soon

[meager haven]

Be true to your name

Be a rat

[sick crest]

Its funni

[shut crane]

fuck

omaha AGAIN

[jagged gull]

Idk. Is us asking u to do that mini modding?

[ember spindle]

[jagged gull]

Isoke Rat. U can DM me. or not. Idc. You lot find a way to complain anyhow

:v

Oh

I should get fluv inhere

[radiant cipher]

Gtg bye chat

[hardy glen]

Iron Blood's engineering is still my favorite

[meager haven]

Bye Richie

[sick crest]

bi

[hard vine]

i only complain about the admins, i dont complain to them

[gentle charm]

overcomplicate it until it doesn't work and have dumb people praise it like it was some wonder that no one else could even think of

[jagged gull]

We know

Must be that Norwegian part of ya

[gentle charm]

Norwegian independence is soon

[hard vine]

Speaking of, we are celebrating getting rid of ya tomorrow

[jagged gull]

Does he know?

[gentle charm]

I am Norwegian

[sick crest]

time to invade norway

[jagged gull]

Ew

there is 2 of you now

[gentle charm]

what are you then?

[jagged gull]

What do u think

[sick crest]

clearly danish

[gentle charm]

sea

[jagged gull]

..Sea?

What

where did that come from

[meager haven]

Alolan

[gentle charm]

south east asia

[sick crest]

you're SEA

[jagged gull]

Yes i know what fucking sea is you dumbpap

[hard vine]

Cut off one head, and two more shall take it's place

[gentle charm]

are you pinoy

[jagged gull]

...Rat

You guys are uh

Not too bright

Do u claim him still

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-or-low-iq-call-it-rage-bait-ragebait-low-iq-call-it-gif-11418983585207187263

[tight goblet]

IM FIGHTING A POWERFUL ROBOT

ITS DESTORYING ME

[hard vine]

HE IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD

[gentle charm]

I do Norway good stuff

I produce tons of local food

[jagged gull]

Pretty sure people stopped eating smalahove a while ago

[meager haven]

Seattle

I love USS Seattle

[hard vine]

Nah tourists do

[jagged gull]

Simply.... Simp

[hard vine]

its always good fun

[gentle charm]

I am serious about this

We have a company for it

I help work at the butchery and help with the animals a lot

[jagged gull]

One likes feet. The other eats smalahove...

[gentle charm]

Rat likes feet?

[jagged gull]

Truly a Norway moment

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tight goblet]

mouse is the #1 feet lover here

[gentle charm]

Never heard of smalahove

[tight goblet]

@hard vine ye

[gentle charm]

I like pizza

[jagged gull]

Yet Rat knows...

Hmmmmmmm idk man

[gentle charm]

you must be some stinky indo

smh

[hard vine]

wuh

[jagged gull]

Lmao

Care to elaborate why indo is stinky?

I want to know

[gentle charm]

I just don't like Indonesia, lol

[tight goblet]

I thought it was india

[hard vine]

Varia i swear

i dont know this guy

[jagged gull]

...You sure this one is yours Rat

It seems broken

[gentle charm]

I don't like Rat either

I have him blocked

because he is stinky

[jagged gull]

Well that would explain a lot

Rat. I am sorry for what i've said so far. Ur a good lad

This one though.

Its a bit defective innit

[tight goblet]

SCARY MOD #2 APOLOGIZING?

DAMN

[jagged gull]

I do that often though

:v

When its called for

[gentle charm]

You calling me stupid?

[jagged gull]

No

Well

[tight goblet]

yes

[jagged gull]

Maybe?

[gentle charm]

I am both

[meager haven]

Just dense

Dw

[gentle charm]

I excel in what I like

Due to autism

[jagged gull]

Smalahove

🏃‍♂️

[solar dome]

Isnt that usually the case for most people

[gentle charm]

I like riding horses

[hard vine]

I also like umamusume

[tight goblet]

I run away

now I will take shower

by by

dont melt

[jagged gull]

One day i will give umamuseum derby cart racer a go. But prob gonna be a while

[gentle charm]

I have three horses

[hard vine]

https://tenor.com/view/stimming-im-stimming-agnes-agnes-tachyon-umamusume-gif-11955184098401338035

[jagged gull]

Damn. Rat don't even got 1

[gentle charm]

loser!!!

[meager haven]

Emo white boy horse

[hard vine]

Mooooods, Varia is trying to bait me into rulebreaking

moooooooooooooooods

[jagged gull]

Why is she wearing it like that. Is she stupid

[jagged gull]

He got horses and ya don't even got 1 mod on call.

Damn

[tight goblet]

ping em

[jagged gull]

@tight goblet

[hard vine]

My mod goes to a different server

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334349989266325607/1493817732695593110/Momazos_Zenless_-_Momazos_Zenless_-_ZenlessZoneZero_zzzero_momazoszenless.gif

[tight goblet]

HEY

[jagged gull]

Ur supposed to deal with this Snow?

hello?

do ur job??

[tight goblet]

am I?

but im not a stinky red

[jagged gull]

Well u didn't leave when ya said so

so i am assuming ya gonna fix it

[tight goblet]

I was delayed

[gentle charm]

No way your job is sitting on Discord overlooking stinky gooners

[jagged gull]

Job would imply i get paid

[gentle charm]

That sounds more fun than repairing manure pumps

[tight goblet]

YES YOU DO

DONT U DARE LIE

[jagged gull]

I don't tho

[meager haven]

Paid in clout and hate comments

[jagged gull]

Its like Palpetine. it fuels me

[gentle charm]

Don't forget to go outside and enjoy nature though

it's very relaxing

[jagged gull]

But yes aside from that i do infact have to watch over people of all sorts

[tight goblet]

I just cameback from gardening

I had to rip roots out

MY HANDS

[jagged gull]

Gooners, Feet lovers. Norwegians.

its pretty rough tbh

[gentle charm]

Swedes are worse

[meager haven]

It’s a constant 90 Fahrenheit what’s there to enjoy bro

[gentle charm]

use gloves?

[jagged gull]

Sometimes it really hurts being the gigabrain in the room that can read ya know.

[hard vine]

Are there even any swedish regs

[tight goblet]

i did

[gentle charm]

stop speaking stupid

[jagged gull]

Not that i know of

[meager haven]

I’m AMERICAN

[tight goblet]

youre a funny bitch has anyone ever told u that

[jagged gull]

I think we bullied em out of the server Rat

[gentle charm]

defective

[jagged gull]

All the time!

[meager haven]

Exactly

Why would I speak smart

[jagged gull]

Man. Stealing my lines now

[gentle charm]

90 f is like 20c?

idk

[tight goblet]

silence sea veggie

[tight goblet]

wtv it is its too high

[jagged gull]

Kelp i don't want to alarm you but you might be the smartest one in the room atm

[solid whale]

[jagged gull]

idk who you are

[meager haven]

Not anymore

[gentle charm]

32 c???

that's stupid hot

it's only gotten to like 35 at max here

[tight goblet]

her name is sea veggie

[meager haven]

Her?

[gentle charm]

I like a sunny day to work outside on some farm stuff

[jagged gull]

Fried snow

[gentle charm]

but that's too hot

[hard vine]

Varia is a woman too

[tight goblet]

mm?

[jagged gull]

oh yea i am

[tight goblet]

indeed

[meager haven]

I’m trans now bros

[jagged gull]

i forget that sometimes

[solid whale]

remember chat dont eat the yellow snow

[tight goblet]

ur not a girl?

[jagged gull]

HAPPY TRANSITION

[gentle charm]

Women are funny

[meager haven]

Tyty

[jagged gull]

Women do be funny

its why we are here after all

[tight goblet]

especially color right

[gentle charm]

Yes, I love my gf

[placid gulch]

aw thank you I try my best

[tight goblet]

Nut

[meager haven]

Apri hello

[jagged gull]

...Who is that again. Your naming convention confuses me

[placid gulch]

hi kelp

[solid whale]

turquoise i think

[tight goblet]

u know, turquoise

[jagged gull]

oh

i forgor

[tight goblet]

damn

[meager haven]

Oh haven’t seen her in a while.

[gentle charm]

I like building ships

[tight goblet]

Ig I need to summon her again

[jagged gull]

Y'know this would be a lot easier if ya just said their names ya know

[gentle charm]

teaching my gf to do it, she gets so annyoed, lmfao

[tight goblet]

@rain valley get the ever living fuck on bitch

[tight goblet]

shut it scary mod#2

[placid gulch]

that wasn't very nice

[gentle charm]

The DD

[tight goblet]

shush

[gentle charm]

I never have time to finish it

[solid whale]

we gotta start a AL has too much lewd discussion so we can summon her to start strawmanning

[radiant cipher]

Omagaaaa

[placid gulch]

omagaaaaaa

[solid whale]

[jagged gull]

@hard vine Anyway here is the keys for the door. Remember to lock it after the nerds are gone. And remember. I will come for you if ya don't tell me if people are stinky

[radiant cipher]

@meager haven congrats bestie

[meager haven]

Adios

[tight goblet]

hmm...

ok I will NOW take a shower

by by dont melt

[gentle charm]

every time I want to do something on my ship, my father enters my room and asks if I can help him outside

I do love helping out though

[meager haven]

Thx broski (just said that for the bit tho)

[placid gulch]

hmmmm

[radiant cipher]

Noooooo

[placid gulch]

should I order some pizza

[radiant cipher]

Doesnt matter I still support you

What happened to rat

[gentle charm]

I have pizza tomorrow

[placid gulch]

or should I have some willpower and air fry myself some falafel

[ember spindle]

no we and she are going to have a good time for once
and we'll do that by touching this cow #al-general message, doing it now

[meager haven]

Lu2 mate

[gentle charm]

Needs more detail

[solid whale]

[gentle charm]

it's bleak

I will never be able to move onto another ship

[meager haven]

With artichoke

[placid gulch]

I was planning on doing special pepperoni

roni, mushrooms and extra cheese

[meager haven]

Mmm mushrooms

[radiant cipher]

Omagaa…

[gentle charm]

My parents make pizza at home from scratch

I love pizza

[placid gulch]

my dad broke the oven

[placid gulch]

[radiant cipher]

Apripapa

[gentle charm]

You don't have pizza oven?

[placid gulch]

[radiant cipher]

Lmao

Noone has a pizza oven

[placid gulch]

he was trying to pre-cook new year's dinner

and then the oven went kaboom

[radiant cipher]

Oof

[placid gulch]

and now I've been 2 years ovenless

[gentle charm]

I do...

[radiant cipher]

Aprioven went apriboom

[placid gulch]

so now we just keep grocery bags in there

[gentle charm]

I bought one to make pizzas

[placid gulch]

I have an air fryer tho

[gentle charm]

I have three

[placid gulch]

that's where the dilemma comes from

pizza or falafel

[gentle charm]

Do you have tractor

[hard vine]

is that a tractor or a 4x4

[potent forge]

this DD better have DDs i'm warning you

[lament palm]

I can actually top up normally from Yostar site now, only took like 10 years

[gentle charm]

The one the ship was nicknamed after had J cups

[radiant cipher]

Rat is so back

[loud herald]

why me

[jagged gull]

They love you

[loud herald]

so true

[jagged gull]

I gotta step up my game tbh. Become as well liked again

[placid gulch]

get off the chat
we'll behaveeeee~

[loud herald]

[jagged gull]

Altho then Will might have to start disliking me again

[hardy glen]

[hard vine]

I heard that if you let me post feet crops everyone will love you

[jagged gull]

Hmmm.

[radiant cipher]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TVZXDgdWIQs&pp=0gcJCQQLAYcqIYzv

[jagged gull]

No

denied

[hard vine]

[placid gulch]

ok so oh amazing venerable mods what do y'all say

pizza or falafel

rat can't vote

[hard vine]

wtf

[gentle charm]

Pizza