al-general

[nova elm]

Peaclass

[long folio]

what if dio suddenly shows up as a baddie

[subtle lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fangs-gif-24697743

[novel bobcat]

no, open. so they can find their way out

[subtle lichen]

best vampire imo

[novel bobcat]

you dont want them locked in with you

[subtle lichen]

🥰

[nova elm]

Wouldn't garlic be a better method of self defence?

Or you know, silver inside your phone?

[long folio]

yeah now that i think about a solution for when it's night

thank you

[jagged terrace]

I didn't see it in that light. Thanks.

[subtle lichen]

garlic gives them heartburn, havw you ever watched hotel transelvania

ugh

lmao

[nova elm]

No I'm a brokeass

[long folio]

no i dont have netflix

[subtle lichen]

oh

cries

rip

[nova elm]

I watch frozen on a pirated dvd

[subtle lichen]

im sorry pookie dookie butt

[nova elm]

I think I still have it hold on

[long folio]

son im crine

[nova elm]

Oh wait nvm just checked, I threw out the box

[subtle lichen]

im gonna get off now.. my phones at 9%.. 😞

[tight goblet]

hmm

[long folio]

charge bro charge

[subtle lichen]

time to go drink more coffee 😍

[long folio]

charge like a cavalry leader during the medieval times

[nova elm]

Forget to charge brother

[novel bobcat]

pirated dvd...what year are we living in, early 2010s?

[nova elm]

Shuttup

[long folio]

yes

we are ahead of bros time

[long folio]

make me

[nova elm]

While you're enjoying your fancy RGB keyboards I'm stuck with this yellow-tinted keyboard

[jagged terrace]

hey don't diss bootleg dvds

[long folio]

i dont own a rhb kemybaord

[novel bobcat]

takes me back to the days i bought them 20-packs of rewriteable cds/dvds

[long folio]

shit

my ohones atv 6%

no it's 4%

[novel bobcat]

think we lost him guys... he aint doing so hot anymore

[nova elm]

I found one

[atomic dew]

That’s just the colour it goes when someone smokes near it

[long folio]

im hot asf yeah

[nova elm]

I got this while thrifting in Singapore

[long folio]

smoke alarm chirp

[tight goblet]

hmm

[long folio]

i found mista's clothing while thrifting 😭

[novel bobcat]

🤢 man you reminded me of a friend i had during my school days. his mom smoked at their personal computer and the keyboard was basically an ashtray

[nova elm]

Ew

[atomic dew]

Those were so pointy they’re basically popping out the screen

[long folio]

i will now dissassemlblw my laptop keyboard and clean it daily as thorough as military security for that thank you

[analog stag]

fixed it

[shut crane]

oh my how lewd

[nova elm]

Just wait until he realized he accidentally put the keycaps in the wrong order

[long folio]

i remember my laptop losrioons

losrioons

rioons

roons

[novel bobcat]

[long folio]

roon

[atomic dew]

[long folio]

ill take of the key caps one by one

and then oitbhem baxk

[novel bobcat]

pro-tip, just take a photo of your keyboard before taking off the caps if you wash them

[long folio]

no

i eocit mtbway

[novel bobcat]

though in uranium's case, think its better if he buys a new keyboard altogether

[long folio]

im finebwithbnt laptop keyboard

[long folio]

cows are not human bro 😭

[static sparrow]

Touch the cow

[novel bobcat]

chubby cow

[long folio]

Optimus Prime

[next dome]

built like a slug

[late shale]

Hmm

[idle pier]

Vampire waif

[analog stag]

holy shit

based name

[idle pier]

Ofc🙏

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sick crest]

Hmm

[tight goblet]

hmm

[ember spindle]

monitoring the situation 🖥️ 🖥️ 🖥️ 🖥️

[modern yoke]

[placid gulch]

NO WAYYYYY FURIRIN SHIP

[tight goblet]

hmm

[radiant cipher]

omagaaaaaaaaa

[sharp swan]

Ironmouse

In Azur Lane

Wonderful

Just lovely

[placid gulch]

omagaaaaa

[tight goblet]

hmm

nut

[placid gulch]

Aisu

[idle pier]

Love Live VA

[amber nebula]

[gaunt apex]

Yostar disagrees lol

[placid gulch]

and project sekai

[sick crest]

Thats not stopping me

From eating them

[atomic dew]

[idle pier]

I know her better for "Chocominto! Yorimo a-na-ta!"

[tight goblet]

hmm

[atomic dew]

It’s Airi!

Damn

[placid gulch]

yes it's Airi and Ganbaruby!

[atomic dew]

[placid gulch]

glad y'all get it -w-

[idle pier]

First Satomi Akesaka and now Ai Furihata. Damn Yostar picking high caliber VAs

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/maya_no_a/status/2055626822831005715/en

吉岡麻耶🍓声優🐈‍⬛YouTube➡️まぁにゃちゃん...

📑 Translated from Japanese

The efforts of the staff Victory of the Commander's imagination! 🏆 I'm so glad we were able to stream without issues ⚓️💕 I was truly happy to receive such a great service from Ku-chan 💕 She's always, always too cute! Please continue to support us from here on out 🥺 Has the Commander noticed what's different about Ku-chan? 🤭 #Ku-chanSneakPeekSP #AzurLane

Original text
運営さんたちの努力
︀︀指揮官の想像力の勝利！🏆
︀︀
︀︀無事配信できてよかったです⚓️💕
︀︀クーちゃんに大サービスしていただいて本当に幸せ💕いつもいつでもかわいすぎる！
︀︀これからも応援よろしくお願いします🥺
︀︀
︀︀クーちゃんの変わったとこ指揮官気がついた？🤭
︀︀#クーちゃんチラ見せSP
︀︀#アズールレーン

Quoting アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)
︀
[#Kuu-chan Teaser SP]
︀︀Thank you for w…

FxTwitter · May 16, 2026, 12:30 PM

[idle pier]

Let's see if they got more of them

[radiant cipher]

TRUEEEEE

[atomic dew]

They have just about every girl that’s ever been in imas at this point

[idle pier]

Kana Hanazawa when

maybe for Yamato

[late shale]

Hmm

[atomic dew]

They gave kuu chan a new outfit

[sick crest]

Megumi hayabashira

Thats not her name but I forgor

[wraith adder]

When did Germany become succubi

[sick crest]

Now

[idle pier]

Since Hindenburg

[atomic dew]

Somewhere around the time every American became a robo girl

[crimson kayak]

when #al-art is overran by NJ

[wraith adder]

Honestly? Good

[novel bobcat]

ima be honest, if you ask me, that should count as straight up spam. holy shit

[placid gulch]

better than the previous aesthetic

doesn't attract the weird people

[ember spindle]

mecklenburg

i think

[wraith adder]

Weird as in…

[placid gulch]

nah it was definitely Hindz -w-

[wraith adder]

The sensei’s?

[placid gulch]

nah

[crimson kayak]

Streisand effect:

Nuke the NJ art spam, 10x more shall take its place

[placid gulch]

weird as in the unironic WW2 germany fans

[sick crest]

Even worse, the Germans

[placid gulch]

succubi IB attracts the freaky people instead

that's good

[wraith adder]

mfw the werhaboos are fans of the German ships

[wraith adder]

🚮

[sick crest]

Impossible

[late shale]

Hmm

[placid gulch]

you may very well know what I mean

[modest snow]

yes

[placid gulch]

but I digress

[idle pier]

Hindenburg

[placid gulch]

gotta finish my skincare before I start running late

[idle pier]

Define wehraboo

[sick crest]

The nazis

[meager haven]

The ones who say hail ironblood

[placid gulch]

hmmmmm

I personally see a distinction

[idle pier]

Wrong

[placid gulch]

wehrbs are those who still are only into the aesthetic

[tight goblet]

sea veggie

[placid gulch]

mostly the tanks and planes

[meager haven]

Snom

[placid gulch]

and Bismarck

[sick crest]

[placid gulch]

nazis are straight up into the ideology by that point

[radiant cipher]

Preach apri preach

[placid gulch]

ok really really i gotta finish my skincare

[radiant cipher]

Omagaa

[sick crest]

Go

[placid gulch]

omagaaaa

[idle pier]

Basically.
Now prove that EVERY single fan of IB or german aesthetic in general romanticize the nazi to the point of either support them or deny their crime or downplay what they did. Do it

[radiant cipher]

Cia apri

[tight goblet]

her name is nut

[placid gulch]

no aisu

[tight goblet]

yes

[placid gulch]

awawawa Aile accent

[sick crest]

Theres a difference between being a wehraboo and being a fan of the technology of the Germans during ww2

[idle pier]

Except, wehraboo means those who romanticize nazi germany army to the point of denying their historical crimes and sometimes even support the ideology...

[tight goblet]

hmm

[idle pier]

Yet ppl here calls wehraboo every IB fan. It's wrong by definition

I agree some may be that braindead. But saying everyone is it's generalizing

[sick crest]

Well the word changes depending which group of people your in

[radiant cipher]

Not exactly

[idle pier]

Much like saying UK fans supports colonialism

[radiant cipher]

Just believing german tech was the best makes you a wehrb lite

[gaunt apex]

Woah they exist still? (DVD's)

[gaunt apex]

Oh hell no

Buffed Hipper

[meager haven]

This is skk

[gaunt apex]

keep Hipper nerfed

[nova elm]

Buddy I am not that fkn old ofc they exist

[meager haven]

Does he know

[sick crest]

It was only a dream

[gaunt apex]

i am tho...🥀

[nova elm]

Why is everyone so surprised that dvds still exists

[gaunt apex]

if it's only a Dream why is Eugen not rn with me?

[gaunt apex]

cuz i'm used to Digital media

[sick crest]

She's in the medical bay for having such a bad dream

[nova elm]

Goddamn sunshine and rainbows

[mental swift]

Prinz morris

[main seal]

i know it may be a little late to notice this but New Jersey sounds like a gyaru

[mental swift]

something

[idle pier]

Kinda

[gaunt apex]

Elbe my beloved

[ember spindle]

uh no tf they don't
there's one single person who dislikes crimson axis overall because it attracts the very occasional nazi. she hasn't been here in a while anyway. please stop throwing hands with shadows, let's instead just squish hipper meta's cheeks or something

[main seal]

both the lower and upper ones

[gaunt apex]

oh the Nazi topic ....

[ember spindle]

[gaunt apex]

everyone that likes IB is a Nazi 🥀 💀

[radiant cipher]

then why did I post Elbe

https://tenor.com/view/she-was-a-fairy-cat-silly-cat-dandelion-flower-gif-9530809526257624706

[gaunt apex]

cuz Elbe is cute af

[idle pier]

I'm aware of who you're talking about. And while she is the only one doing that, she is not the only one calling IB fans that. I just dislike when people generalize the fans of a single faction under a label that is plain wrong

[gentle charm]

Soviet Richelieu

[idle pier]

Anyway Elbe meta is very cute

Prob my 2nd fav after GvB

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

[gaunt apex]

i don't regret it

[radiant cipher]

back when IB still had a reasonable number of ships

[tight goblet]

I know who ur talking about and I am about to summon her

[idle pier]

Ngl, I hope after this event we won't see IB for 2/3 years

[tight goblet]

any last words?

[gaunt apex]

negative

[hard vine]

If more IB ships means more baddies then im ok with it

[tight goblet]

mouse

[gaunt apex]

IB above all else

[runic totem]

iron blood has more fanbase

[runic totem]

and IB has almost all baddies

[radiant cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/681063242037985285/973639060583251978/surtr-discordsurtr.gif

[gaunt apex]

Such a pain to get the XP

[mental swift]

what can I even say

iron blood

[sick crest]

Were gonna get Chinese ships

[mental swift]

keep on

[mental swift]

nope

[runic totem]

you still need her blueprints

[mental swift]

Not until lny

[tight goblet]

bro I dont use any ib ships but I wanna unlock the ib pr and dr girls

Im NOT doing that

[runic totem]

also Hindenburg is incredibly white

i love

[mental swift]

Of course

She’s caucasian

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2055609707105022098 /en

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
ゲッツ・フォン・ベルリヒンゲン　紅月が幻夢を想い耽る
「逆さまのサキュバス、逆さまの夢――これはこれは指揮官閣下♪共に……素晴らしい夢に参りましょうか♡」

次回メンテ後、「ゲッツ・フォン・ベルリヒンゲン」着せ替え
L2D＋＆追加ボイスあり仕様で実装予定！
#アズールレーン

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 11:22 AM

[hard vine]

[sharp swan]

Welp. We have a third succubus now

[tight goblet]

hmm

[gaunt apex]

she's next when i'm done with Hindenburg

[mental swift]

PUT THE EN IN THE END I CANT REAAAAAAAADDDDDD

[runic totem]

is skk stronger than succubuses? like who has more stamina

[sharp swan]

The en didn't work

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1504777363383123978/533as0o80wse1.gif

[mental swift]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2055609707105022098/en

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

📑 Translated from Japanese

【Costume】 Gneisenau (Frieden) Götz von Berlichingen Hongyue Gazes Longingly at Illusory Dreams "The Upside-Down Succubus, the Upside-Down Dream—oh my, Commander♪ Shall we... join together in this wonderful dream♡" After the next maintenance, Götz von Berlichingen costume Planned for implementation with L2D+ & additional voice lines! #AzurLane

Original text
【着せ替え】
︀︀ゲッツ・フォン・ベルリヒンゲン　紅月が幻夢を想い耽る
︀︀「逆さまのサキュバス、逆さまの夢――これはこれは指揮官閣下♪共に……素晴らしい夢に参りましょうか♡」
︀︀
︀︀次回メンテ後、「ゲッツ・フォン・ベルリヒンゲン」着せ替え
︀︀L2D＋＆追加ボイスあり仕様で実装予定！
︀︀#アズールレーン

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FxTwitter · May 16, 2026, 11:22 AM

[shut crane]

thighza good

[static sparrow]

[radiant cipher]

Gotz is quite hot

she will keep my bed warm

[sharp swan]

The succubi would break skk's organs

[shut crane]

vampire cat

[sharp swan]

No doubt.

[potent moss]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-writing-text-gif-13329221376878675871

[mental swift]

gotz will replace my lion

[hard vine]

i think you're quite hot

[radiant cipher]

you don't know what I look like

[vital leaf]

ykw

[hard vine]

we both know i do

[vital leaf]

we need a flat asf girl with ungodly size of thighs

like ump45

[mental swift]

neither do we know if you’re really a man or a woman

[radiant cipher]

clearly I'm a woman

[sharp swan]

Who would kill SKK first, mogador, or iron blood's succubi

[idle pier]

Hold on is that u bro?

[radiant cipher]

yeah

[gaunt apex]

Sirens

[gaunt apex]

Woah

[idle pier]

Ngl, you're kinda handsome (I'm a guy too so I shouldn't be say this it sounds a bit weird)

[gentle charm]

My idea for a battlecruiser

[mental swift]

GAY

GAY

GAYYYYYY

[radiant cipher]

why would it be weird

[tight goblet]

hmm

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16731040

[mental swift]

GO TO THE GAY CHAIR

[radiant cipher]

clown

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/2ndAoiroCombo/status/2055638392931807742/en

セカンド青色コンボ (@2ndAoiroCombo)

📑 Translated from Japanese

Mogador's new skin looked like the Flying Squirrel Technique to me!

Original text
モガドールの新スキンがムササビの術に見えた！

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FxTwitter · May 16, 2026, 1:15 PM

[tight goblet]

paurshute

[gentle charm]

French 380mm twins

best 380mm guns

[nova elm]

Tactical stink bomb, incoming

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2055589079111049275/en

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

🌐 JA→EN

【Official 4-Panel Comic】
『Azur Lane: Full Speed Ahead!』 Episode 163・①

"Good day to you, Commander. ...Oh? Are you captivated by my curtsy? Hehe, well then... by all means, feel free to admire it at your leisure?"

Next issue on May 22 (Sat)!
#Azur4
#FullSpeedAhead
#AzurLane

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 10:00 AM

[nova elm]

God she's so cute

[mental swift]

No fucking way she got a slow ahead comic before even releasing

[subtle lichen]

must get

[radiant cipher]

happens every time

wdym

[static sparrow]

NEW WAIFUS BOOTY

[modern socket]

Fast Ahead...

[sharp swan]

Succubi get priority it seems

[mental swift]

I’m getting the rainbow

Regardless of looks

cuz she will powercreep my lion hard

also new ur sub

[sharp swan]

They want you to goon for them it seems 💀

[mental swift]

wooo

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[mental swift]

They’re succeeding at it

[hard vine]

the IB succubus spam is because the other factions intervened in their creation, so they would be too busy to be a threat

[sharp swan]

Now that's 3 of them right

Hindenberg, Mecklenberg, and now this one that i forget the name of

[mental swift]

gotz von whateverthefuck

[subtle lichen]

aww is she only research? </3

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/richelieu-battleship-france-fire-destruction-gif-18164881182724696317

[sick crest]

I just realized how mog's parachute works and it looks painful

[sharp swan]

Freakador

Who is hornier, the new succubus or mogador

[subtle lichen]

shoulder dislocator 9000

[pseudo fulcrum]

Straight masochist maxing

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/car-flying-car-coche-automobil-coche-volando-gif-19204586

[sharp swan]

That is the real question

[bold hare]

[lilac merlin]

mog

[radiant cipher]

this animation is cool because it accurately depicts a french naval shell with its special rebated boat tail base

[idle pier]

Get her when u can she is the best BB in the game when it comes to damage vs medium and heavy armor. But take ur time

[gentle charm]

if only wows wasn't dogshit

[subtle lichen]

i def cant yet LMAO im still on pr 1...

[mental swift]

I have to get fucking mecklenburg

one way or another

[gentle charm]

my gf was born there

[lament palm]

I wish they posted the Roon skin already

[idle pier]

You can do any PR u want tho. But yeh, take ur time especially if you're new

[idle pier]

Do it

[radiant cipher]

and sanrui...

[mental swift]

it can be after I get those sweet sweet combat exp packs

From handbook

[subtle lichen]

im lvl 73 so not new but not seasoned either lol

[idle pier]

Fair

[lament palm]

They didn't even show Roons lol, just a glimpse

[mental swift]

I’m grinding kearsarg right noe

[lament palm]

Curiosity is killing me

[subtle lichen]

ill def do it then

im about to finish neptune

barely

[mental swift]

Oh wait hello there newbie

[subtle lichen]

lol

[mental swift]

When did you start the game

[idle pier]

👌

[subtle lichen]

2021.....

blink..

[mental swift]

2021?

[subtle lichen]

yes 😞

[mental swift]

Most prob you had a huge ass break

[radiant cipher]

2019

[idle pier]

I wonder what GVb will do. Imo she'll be a supercharged UvH/FdG

2022 here

[mental swift]

I’m very very new

2024

[radiant cipher]

I hope french event soon,

hllll

[nova elm]

I just started playing today

[radiant cipher]

mmm

[mental swift]

But somehow still competent enough

[bold hare]

[idle pier]

@radiant cipher ur opinion?

[gentle charm]

same

[mental swift]

Most probably because of my sheer luck

During events

[gentle charm]

I want something good that isn't slop

[radiant cipher]

she'll be strong

[sick crest]

Mog event

[mental swift]

French event

[hard vine]

I wouldnt mind more french baddies

[mental swift]

Next year cn anniv

[bold hare]

monkey paw curls, you get a single ship event as prelude to a uss event

[radiant cipher]

: O

[gentle charm]

I love Mogador, but that parachute skin is yucky

[static sparrow]

Mog event wasn't slop

[gentle charm]

I want Algerie oath skin

[sick crest]

No, you get a slop mog event

[idle pier]

If new frenc UR one day maybe it'll be another Alsace class. Prob with the 406mm too?

[mental swift]

When

[sick crest]

It funni

[mental swift]

Well

If we take the pattern into account

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/aston-machan-uma-musum-waving-gif-27548452

[mental swift]

Since 2022

[gentle charm]

We need Volta if anything

[subtle lichen]

sobs...

[radiant cipher]

in what way

[mental swift]

2022 - RN
2023 - IB
2024 - fronch
2025 - RN
2026 - IB
2027 - fronch (?????????)

[idle pier]

Its ok bro take your time

[mental swift]

How much of a break did you have vro

[nova elm]

Guess what? RN again baby

[idle pier]

Don't trust patterns

[subtle lichen]

so happy about this thooo

[idle pier]

I learned it thr hard way

[subtle lichen]

uhm...

[mental swift]

That’s why the shit ton of question marks

[subtle lichen]

on and off since 2021

but

[nova elm]

I'm not gonna let the Frenchies have an event first before RN gets two URs

[idle pier]

Best retrofit in game btw

[gentle charm]

Take this as my opinion, but I would like something that's actually a cool outfit.

[mental swift]

I will still trust on them and will still fail

[subtle lichen]

ive played every day starting like 2 months ago

[mental swift]

cool

[subtle lichen]

i did her and laffey!

[mental swift]

great thing

[radiant cipher]

oh

[mental swift]

I remember doing ts for funnies

[radiant cipher]

that's Alsace's thing

[nova elm]

Aww cute

[mental swift]

But then I realised

That it was actually worth it

[nova elm]

Retro the squads next

[subtle lichen]

her retrofit outfit is fuckin adorable too

[static sparrow]

You don't even have enough cubes of either of the events 🥀

[gentle charm]

Though in fairness, I prefer modesty.

everything is relative

[mental swift]

CUBES DOESNT MATTER

[nova elm]

I can just always steal your cubes yknow?

[crimson kayak]

I am getting double contexts from reading this 💀

[mental swift]

LUCK DOES

[subtle lichen]

i was gonna say LOL

which sisters, theres a lot

[nova elm]

Positive mind creates positive bodies

[mental swift]

YOU WILL GET CUBES ON YOUR WAY

[nova elm]

Maybe the true cubes was the friends we made along the way

[subtle lichen]

oh hell no,im not like that one weirdo in here

[static sparrow]

THEY DO HOW TF YOU GONNA GET THE SHIP IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CUBES

[subtle lichen]

they are both children

icky

[mental swift]

BECAUSE I DO

[nova elm]

Akashi

[mental swift]

I GET SHIPS

[nova elm]

Our lord and saviour

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-manjuu-cheshire-azur-lane-gif-26509268

[mental swift]

WITHOUT SAVING CUBES

EVERY EVENT

[nova elm]

Holy shit I've never seen this one

[subtle lichen]

if youve watched the anime they are literally depicted as little kids 💀

[radiant cipher]

are you sure?

[nova elm]

Shes so cute too

[static sparrow]

THAT WON'T LAST LONG UNLESS YOU WHALE

[subtle lichen]

uhm..

i have 3 cubes

dont feel too bad

[mental swift]

FUCK WHALES

[nova elm]

Pft

[subtle lichen]

lmfao

[nova elm]

I have 12

We both in the same boat

[mental swift]

AND FUCK YOUR MINDSET

[subtle lichen]

and no money atm to buy more... gulp

[mental swift]

I WILL START THIS EVENT WITH ZERO CUBES

TOO

[subtle lichen]

i gotta adervertise art 😍

[mental swift]

AND I WILL PING AND SHOW YOU

[nova elm]

Guys it's just virtual boobs. Why the hell are we fighting?

[mental swift]

IF I SWEEP THE BANNER

[silver bear]

what did i return to

[subtle lichen]

LMFAOO

[subtle lichen]

hard if

[mental swift]

YOU JUST WAIT.

[lament palm]

Because the virtual boobs you like suck

[static sparrow]

[lament palm]

🖕

[subtle lichen]

i wasted 400 cubes trying to get de zeven

and didnt get it

[nova elm]

This is why you all should go extinct, only the sirens are the true lords

[idle pier]

IB have 5 UR BBs (3 excluding DRs)

Let that sink in.

[subtle lichen]

ive never had such shitty luck

[nova elm]

THESE HANDS ARE RATED FOR E BOY COME HERE

[gentle charm]

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-gif-24903806

[silver bear]

Manjuus special child

Gotta suck off the wherbs for easy cash

[subtle lichen]

i gotta pull more fr

and just get better ships

ugh

[nova elm]

Oh look best girl in the entire game is there

[nova elm]

Sandy can fucking carry you until w16

Well if you equip her well enough

[silver bear]

Hood oathed, this guy gets it

[subtle lichen]

yeah i gotta lvl her up

[subtle lichen]

girl

[nova elm]

Hood has been the backbone of most speedruns

[subtle lichen]

buy yes

i do

[radiant cipher]

thought so~

[subtle lichen]

she was my second oath :3

[silver bear]

My B

[nova elm]

Not a bad dock

[subtle lichen]

first was yuki

[silver bear]

Sirius was my first

Then Hood and Biscuit

[nova elm]

Siriusly?

[hard vine]

I think the game needs more waifus

[silver bear]

Cuz of a double ring event

[tight goblet]

kawakaze was my first

[subtle lichen]

theres so many waifus

adym

[nova elm]

Husbando event when?

[subtle lichen]

wdym

[static sparrow]

go play love and deepspace

[idle pier]

Sandy-DZP-Moskva is the best AA setup in game

Even tho she (Sandy) if equipped well can basically do the job alone

[nova elm]

Two steps ahead of you, I attended a muscle-cafe

[tight goblet]

hmm

I WILL take kawakaze into w16

im thinking of a carry comp that can do it

[nova elm]

Go get em snow

[tight goblet]

I will consult gph

[nova elm]

Sandy. But three of them

[radiant cipher]

I think I need Bois Belleau art

[idle pier]

I need Mecklenburg art

[hard vine]

Dzp is very bouncy

[nova elm]

I need money (art)

[gaunt apex]

i need Prinz Eugen (IRL)

[mortal hill]

The exp grind must continue

[radiant cipher]

soft dutchy

with broodje kroket

[idle pier]

DZP is lewd too

And doesn't hide it (skin especially)

[radiant cipher]

doesn't she canonically have sex with you in her skin

[idle pier]

Yeh

That's why I said "skin especially"

[radiant cipher]

looking forward to the Saint Louis canonical sex scene

[hard vine]

Why do you think i called her bouncy

[idle pier]

How about the french nun sex scene

Ion remember her name

[ember spindle]

uh kersaint?

[idle pier]

The other one

Douguay was called I think

[radiant cipher]

yea

[static sparrow]

Incredible

[idle pier]

Yes her

Canonical sex scene when

[radiant cipher]

Duguay Trouin

[hard vine]

her skin is very blessed and wholesome

[idle pier]

Richie I been in France recently

[idle pier]

whoresome

[hard vine]

You shouldnt call a woman of god that

[radiant cipher]

where?

[late shale]

Hmm

[idle pier]

Toulon

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985229481310580766/1235713867628412981/dark_putin_gif.gif

[idle pier]

And Corsica

[gentle charm]

RAILS

[radiant cipher]

nice!

been to the museum?

[idle pier]

Yep, very nice city

[idle pier]

Unfortunately it was closed💔

[radiant cipher]

why are you posting this utter loser

[radiant cipher]

nooooo

[idle pier]

Fr man I wanted to visit it

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/macron-slapped-emmanuel-macron--k01KRRXRY9X2K049C8YB7VJZVXK

better?

[runic totem]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2055679669576314926

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

✠Prinz Moritz✠

I'm Prinz Moritz, lover of ghost stories and a P-class armored ship under the Iron Blood banner. Oh, and I have another title... the Nurse of Nighttime Spooks! Ready for a full physical, Commander? Heeehehehe!

KMS Prinz Moritz is preparing to sortie and she

X · May 16, 2026, 4:00 PM

[subtle lichen]

fleet...

[runic totem]

what she means by full physical?

[subtle lichen]

i need it

[radiant cipher]

yeah

[subtle lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-i-need-it-spongebob-gif-11796572

[runic totem]

like the jumpy jumpy type physical?

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rabbit-bunny-42

[radiant cipher]

bnuuus

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455300126754078791/20251229_213958.gif

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-season-2-shibuya-arc-sukuna-vs-jogo-gif-3955830388405875444

Food.

[idle pier]

Esdeath

[clever gazelle]

Why does moritz look smaller than her sisters

[atomic dew]

How do you figure that when she doesn’t even have black hair?

[idle pier]

Check her VA

[clever gazelle]

[atomic dew]

Oh it’s the annoying bocchi situation again

[atomic dew]

Check the artists

The forbidden one drew the previous P classes

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bonk-kaguya-yu-ishigami-l4DeddeQzgoAfcBHze

no !

[placid gulch]

I dig Moritz' design tbh

[hard vine]

who was moritz?

[placid gulch]

Would cosplay her if I had more guts
And a flatter stomach

[flat steeple]

A steak is a steak regardless of how the cow looks

[clever gazelle]

Wait up, forbidden one?

[atomic dew]

P class was dish’s baby

[gentle charm]

I lvoe the P-class

[placid gulch]

Oh yeah

[atomic dew]

Heinrich and Adalbert

[placid gulch]

Will we ever get ProtoHeinz 3

[torpid kettle]

in that case....you are about to be roasted

[rugged quarry]

Is there a date for the Nier Collab?

[clever gazelle]

Soo, why is dish forbidden?

[meager haven]

Cause some people in here used to hate him and he himself quit working with AL.

[atomic dew]

[clever gazelle]

[meager haven]

Anyways. look what you did Horizon.

[idle pier]

I love Dish

[placid gulch]

Don't think so

[meager haven]

Why did you bring up The Forbidden One.

[atomic dew]

I thought Spee stare had been here long enough to know

[placid gulch]

Or did they say in the stream?

[flat steeple]

Who me?
It’s clearly for the cow(pens)

[idle pier]

Also when I oath GvB I'll call her Esdeath cuz yes

[clever gazelle]

I wish we had a system where certain authors were responsible for certain ship class's

[lost brook]

anyone else unable to open the game?

[meager haven]

Why oath Jane Ironblood

[clever gazelle]

Artist's*

[meager haven]

Zamn saw someone else ask yesterday and they had to reinstall the whole game to fix it.

[subtle lichen]

oh poobert

that sucks

[lost brook]

💀 27g

[meager haven]

See you in 30 minutes fam gl

[royal sigil]

[subtle lichen]

good god

i hope that doesnt happen to mw

[lost brook]

is this like a emulator thing or not only emulator

:/

[meager haven]

Idk

Wasn’t a me problem for ios at least

[clever gazelle]

Didn't have the issue on mah Samsung either

[meager haven]

If you love them I can sell you some uranium coated ones for $9.

Or even some uranium glassware

[subtle lichen]

guh..

[meager haven]

Go for Ibuki you dip.

[meager haven]

Ibuki’s the best waifu and meta unit there. (With her augment)

[subtle lichen]

oh ;~;

[clever gazelle]

I went with roon 1st though, soo

[gentle charm]

Monarch here

[meager haven]

I went with Neptune first.

[clever gazelle]

Doesn't really mater which pr jersey went with

[meager haven]

But that was like 7 years ago now.

[clever gazelle]

Long as they have the front/backline to expedite it

[subtle lichen]

neppy is pretty :c

i choose pretty power over whale

[meager haven]

Yeah but she’s not Ibuki

[subtle lichen]

lmao

[meager haven]

Ans Ibuki is precious.

[clever gazelle]

What's your Frontline fleet?

[subtle lichen]

[meager haven]

Wtf

[subtle lichen]

what..

[dull tide]

Shinano spotted

[subtle lichen]

🥴

yesyes shishi

[clever gazelle]

That explains the issue

[shy glade]

For next UR I have 150ish cubes and a dream

[subtle lichen]

laffs

[clever gazelle]

Did you try replacing your Frontline with royal navy ships

[subtle lichen]

i just realized i have 3 planes and 3 turb

lmfao

lovely

but uhm

idk how to fix that bc i dont really have uh

the resources to fix it

😍

[clever gazelle]

Do you have a secondary fleet?

Since people have 6 fleets available

[lusty marsh]

I cant wait for this event

[subtle lichen]

ish..

[vivid osprey]

I have 8

[dull tide]

get more

idiot

[vivid osprey]

If you say so

[clever gazelle]

So go to fleet #3

[dull tide]

I do

[meager haven]

Do you have an oathed Allen M Sumner tho

[vivid osprey]

I don't think I even have that character

Maybe I unlocked and dusted her

[meager haven]

Zamn okay😔

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/azur-lane-monarch

[meager haven]

My poor girl

[subtle lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/alm-azur-lane-l2d-gif-21718713

[vivid osprey]

Ah no I have her, just not levelled or anything

[subtle lichen]

this one

[meager haven]

Daughter

[gentle charm]

I will need to get the new P-class

[gentle charm]

since I like that class of ships

[mystic vapor]

I keep this little jit safe

[shut crane]

I like mamagi

[gentle charm]

but that new one looks shit

[shut crane]

and she looks very nommable in her mermaid outfit

[sleek cape]

Bitch

[clever gazelle]

Aww

[mystic vapor]

We keeping little jit safe from blue archive

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[mystic vapor]

also

She kinda looks like Essex

Did Essex had Essex with someone in iron blood

You see what I did there

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-seseran-deutschland-laughing-pointing-gif-23818582

[tight goblet]

hmm

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-akairo-essex-drunk-gif-18542956

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458182580263194685/20260106_203056.gif

[ember spindle]

progress being made

[clever gazelle]

How quiet would the new ur uboot be

[mystic vapor]

Madam your bit too drunk for walking

[final seal]

i wouldn't kiss a mouth that full of alcohol

[mystic vapor]

I’ll risk it

[clever gazelle]

So?

Better than a drunk sub

[mystic vapor]

Who’s the most dangerous when drunk

I’ll go with Atago and Roon

[clever gazelle]

I'd go with MOG, or taihou

[subtle lichen]

how many taihous are there..

blink

[clever gazelle]

1

[torn aspen]

[subtle lichen]

but

okay

[ember spindle]

xd

[subtle lichen]

her?

[static sparrow]

4
Og taiho
Mini taiho
Idol taiho
Meta taiho

Honorable mention - hakuhou

[subtle lichen]

i thought there was more, ty

so mine is idol right?

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[subtle lichen]

idrk which ships to move around..

[radiant cipher]

hmm

[subtle lichen]

@clever gazelle i dmed u

also rio chat

rip*

[gentle charm]

my bush is my haircut

[gaunt apex]

chat is ded

Ruhe In Frieden chat

[real iron]

ive got a cool one

[tame hearth]

Guys, what do these pictures have in common?

[real iron]

that I'd show if I wasnt tryna survive

[radiant cipher]

USA

[gentle charm]

show

[gentle charm]

dm then, fellow challenger 2

[subtle lichen]

they all lowk look like coke bottles

[real iron]

give me maybe a second

[gentle charm]

I play every tree besides china

and israel

[torn aspen]

[tame hearth]

not really

[subtle lichen]

holy moly

[radiant cipher]

based.

[gentle charm]

I thnink I donwloaded this one

[real iron]

I had an indomitable one

but idk where that went

[gentle charm]

need to grind more

[real iron]

I'm almost done D:

[torn aspen]

[tame hearth]

MINI SODA!!!!!!!!!!!1

https://klipy.com/gifs/biden-joe-biden-38--k01KRS0P7MZ1603RA9H8ZQ3GQS5

[subtle lichen]

i have a shib ton of oil

[torn aspen]

of oil + food 99999

[ember spindle]

i still don't get how this clip looks so much like he's randomly yelling "SODAAAA!!!"

and not "MINNESOTAAAA!!!"

[tame hearth]

We're not surprised, first it was Mini Soda and Arkansas turning into Parkinson, and then Aberbaijan and Albania.

[viscid sedge]

Man Mermagi got me acting unwise

[candid oar]

Dayum

[somber steeple]

Ricefield

[serene niche]

love her

[viscid sedge]

i love the skin

[agile vale]

is the purple trash named KMS Z14? iirc all of them had just Z[#number] without the KMS thing

[radiant cipher]

fuck the fish!!!

[trim gyro]

not even my first fish wife

[agile vale]

it's like naming Batman a Batman man

[lilac merlin]

mogadoro....

[viscid sedge]

Mammal*

[agile vale]

mega dork

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774099032234524686/1022377393412902932/attachment.gif

[serene niche]

i love z-52s skin

[subtle lichen]

[viscid sedge]

Mermagi, the Not so little Mermaid

[stone geyser]

There’s so many yet.. I’m to broke to pull for any

[serene niche]

im so ready

[meager haven]

Best 30 medals of my life

[signal delta]

Sup Laners

[viscid sedge]

hi

all in love with the Mermagi skin

[tacit crypt]

Obi Wan you can’t

think about Satine

[shut crane]

high quality tummy

[viscid sedge]

There's no laws against the Mermagi, Batman i can do whatever i want

[serene niche]

i love hippers retro

[stable plank]

zwei

[shut crane]

she booba now

[serene niche]

wait its hipper two

[ember spindle]

no it's retrofit

[serene niche]

ah ok

[craggy geyser]

That one horny waifu

[ember spindle]

wait fuck you mean al x pubg

[lilac merlin]

?

oh its fake

[ember spindle]

ok ig that's the battle royale collab i get

[lilac merlin]

skin has nothing to do with pubg

[ember spindle]

oh nvm

[serene niche]

i can see the difference now

[craggy geyser]

The good meat down there

[final seal]

Ägir for sure

[tepid warren]

this

[novel bobcat]

from Admiral Hipper to Admiral Thiccer

[viscid quartz]

#save the thigh gaps

While thicc is good most of the time, balance is necessary.

In the pursuit of a feast, we seem to forget the scraps that once kept us alive.

[shut crane]

those do be nice thighs

[subtle lichen]

guh..

[shut crane]

good for squishing

[subtle lichen]

i hate being sick 😞

[shut crane]

just stop being sick 4head

[novel bobcat]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fig-7--k01KRS2VKCPKHJHVVWTXZ1ZX2XP

it really is that easy

[glad quarry]

PUBG?

[shut crane]

If you're blind, just see
If you have anxiety, just calm down

[ember spindle]

nevermind, i was duped by an edit

[shut crane]

it's a meme, because in pubg you drop in skydiving

or was that fortnite

meh, same game

[glad quarry]

Both do it

[viscid quartz]

Moritz might be the first new iron blood design I like

[glad quarry]

Actually most battle Royale

[ember spindle]

in both
in pubg you drop out of a cargo plane and in fortnite you drop out of this fuckass contraption https://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Bus

[viscid quartz]

She's actually unique

Bro linked the battle bus wiki

[ember spindle]

a visual demonstration would help more than "flying bus hooked to hot air balloon" 💀

[viscid quartz]

I think anyone who's been on the internet for more than a month or two would know what the battle bus is

Then again I'm also chronically online

[novel bobcat]

i think you vastly over-estimate the crowd that doesnt play nor care about battle royal games

[solid whale]

KMS mortis looks like the emo ghost girl from one piece

[subtle lichen]

[still dome]

Moritz and Z14 are so cute, I finally have something to pull for

[upper hatch]

Perona. One of my favourite characters from a dead anime

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vincent-sU511xfb7ORqw

[thorn shard]

Made a little tech 4 box , for upcoming cosplay

[vital karma]

Hello there

[novel bobcat]

that better have a little gold crane inside of it

[ember spindle]

i really like that i can now upgrade random garbage gear to +10 without worrying about my finances

[viscid quartz]

fair, but fortnite has such a massive cultural influence on the internet as a whole, even my boomer parents who have only ever played super mario and galaga know what it is

[shut crane]

[idle pier]

Fortnite bad

[shut crane]

anyway, new cute botes

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/m14-ian-mccollum-forgotten-weapons-full-auto-gif-355598284603624344

[wise raptor]

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[torpid kettle]

aboat time

[shut crane]

wife

[clever gazelle]

Nop

[shut crane]

Im fucken doing it

[subtle lichen]

i was asking for lineup help

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/best-friend-puffer-fish-3ohhwIkoQvnnvy9QRy

[heavy pagoda]

Amagi summer skin 2

[torpid kettle]

her actual appearance

[clever gazelle]

Lol

We getting 2 destroyers this event

[lusty marsh]

yes more iron blood

[shut crane]

we getting an extra thicc sub

[clever gazelle]

Yup

One of the largest they ACTUALLY built

[shut crane]

thiccer than 404

[viscid quartz]

what is she wearing

[shut crane]

something

[somber steeple]

1 ping

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[shut crane]

maybe latex

[trim gyro]

if she opens her mouth her boobs fall out

[viscid quartz]

her top is being held together by hopes and dreams

[shut crane]

no, it's being held by her mouth

[viscid quartz]

and brother they're losing hope

[viscid quartz]

i meant the string between the two sides

[silver atlas]

so im not the only one that finds that outfit design to be a bit

[shut crane]

it's weirdge

[clever gazelle]

Yup

[trim gyro]

you know what, I approve of this, that should be fashion, speak and be exposed

[shut crane]

but that's fine

[silver atlas]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pepe-wth--k01KRS6C95GQYKKWBVPNS419J13

[shut crane]

[jagged gull]

I mean you know why its designed that way

[viscid quartz]

the bra being held up by her mouth is a unique concept but its something i feel like would be better suited... in the bedroom

[clever gazelle]

Kinda wish we went back to uniform type base skins

[shut crane]

you live a much happier life when you stop caring about things

[silver atlas]

i know why

[trim gyro]

you will definitely have everyone's attention if you wear this and try to say something

[royal sigil]

[jagged gull]

Something something you reap what you sow.

[silver atlas]

wont stop me from not liking it

[ember spindle]

it is a very funny design i must admit

[clever gazelle]

Yup

[silver atlas]

404 did it better anyways

[shut crane]

"Attention please!"
boobs fall out

[clever gazelle]

To much of it sold, so they make it the base

[shut crane]

but you can't sell the base

[viscid quartz]

make gooner ships

gooners play game

gooners spend money on game

profit

[clever gazelle]

You can't sell gems to buy cubes to get a gooner bait ship?

[craggy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/obviously-duh-sassy-interview-gif-8020881

[jagged gull]

Incredible deduction considering that is indeed what we just implied

[clever gazelle]

[shut crane]

well, I doubt cubes are the main revenue source for this game

[viscid quartz]

I remember when peak AL gooning was swimsuit skins

[clever gazelle]

Plus no one will complain when they eventually sell a less out there skin

[shut crane]

and mamagi looks amazing in her swimsuit

[jagged gull]

gotta compensate for "easier" pulls somehow

[shut crane]

it's very true

[viscid quartz]

remember when onsen skins came out and people were like "this is too gooner for this game, they're pushing the boundaries!"

good times

[trim gyro]

I was never like that lol

[jagged gull]

We know.

[shut crane]

but I also don't believe people complaining here will have any influence on the game's direction. Maybe it's a defeatist thinking, but it's easier for me that way.

[jagged gull]

You are unique and cool Satan

[trim gyro]

absolutely

[jagged gull]

a hipster of skins

[trim gyro]

gooning before it was cool

[jagged gull]

they stopped caring when global was not the main market eons ago

[viscid quartz]

at the end of the day, only money will determine the direction designs go, and we are a very small minority compared to the ammount of people that actually play the game

[shut crane]

it never was

[jagged gull]

Not really defeatist if its true

I mean that guy in feedback is still yelling about the valentines event

and the compensation he never got

(and never will)

[clever gazelle]

[trim gyro]

compensation for what? did he hurt his wrist?

[serene niche]

i really like the jelly fish theme

[jagged gull]

I genuinely forgot. Feedback gives me a headache so i don't read it much anymore

prob something about not enough attention of his waifu

[viscid quartz]

jorked it too much, it fell off

[trim gyro]

can I get compensation for no Chicago skins then?

[jagged gull]

[viscid quartz]

owie

[trim gyro]

the compensation I want is a Chicago skin

[jagged gull]

Can i get compensated for having to look at general chat

[shut crane]

richmond compensation when

[jagged gull]

@pastel oracle I'll hold you to that melon. I'm coming for you

[mystic vapor]

Trio of doom and agony

[novel bobcat]

although i dont agree on compensation, the valentine event only lasted like 48 hours and required you to do a whole bunch of stuff for a free ring etc.

[clever gazelle]

Don't u?

[shut crane]

vampire cat

[viscid quartz]

the "how much for an hour" trio

[novel bobcat]

i kinda didnt have time the first day and didnt realize it was that short of an event, so i missed out on some of the rewards as well

[jagged gull]

Don't i what

get paid?

[clever gazelle]

Get compensation

[silver atlas]

the funny dragon lady is cute

[jagged gull]

no lmao

this is free labour babyy

[shut crane]

finally found the name

[jagged gull]

community "service"

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477997706088812676/alsace_bikni.gif

[viscid quartz]

dear lord

[clever gazelle]

Lmao

[shut crane]

this girl makes me think of nyanpire

[viscid quartz]

its worse than i though

time to dip

[shut crane]

took way too long to remember

[viscid quartz]

[clever gazelle]

What if we gave her to the other anime gacha's?

[jagged gull]

Lowkey kinda want Yostar to just jump the fence already tbh. Just commit to it. Means we can get rid of half of these annoying ass NSFW rules and i can retire

[shut crane]

I once applied for "community service" as you call, glad I never even got a response