al-general

[modern dew]

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-or-low-iq-call-it-rage-bait-ragebait-low-iq-call-it-gif-11418983585207187263

[somber steeple]

"underrated"

[graceful hound]

nah i mean she doesnt have much arts

Recently

[gentle charm]

mine has like non

Krasny Kavkaz

[real iron]

yes

peak

[graceful hound]

[torn aspen]

lol

[real iron]

right now Im ruining the lives of others with the wz141

[modern dew]

britain peaked when they made the mark v

[violet panther]

even Z14 chan is Jpsored, CN one wasn't

[modern dew]

it all went downhill from there

[torn aspen]

ahahaha

[gentle charm]

Not much on Danbooru, and she doesn't have a tag on Pixiv

[tired cradle]

oh

[real iron]

luckily I don't play past 8.7 on Britain

So I retain my sanity

[modern dew]

do the same thing on gelbooru

[tired cradle]

DAMN

[modern dew]

no laser rangefinding?..

[gentle charm]

same amount

[modern dew]

might grind ajax

[tired cradle]

they gotta have strong ass spines

[gentle charm]

I love Kavkaz

[modern dew]

show the people the contents of the screenshot

[real iron]

guestimate ✅

[gentle charm]

My favourite Soviet

[modern dew]

#respecc

[rustic sapphire]

What am i looking at

[normal comet]

boobs

[somber steeple]

dk

[real iron]

yes

why

[modern dew]

why not

[graceful hound]

I wonder is commander self-insert or male

[rustic sapphire]

Imagine trying to explain the livestream for someone who never played this game

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-boobs-boobs-mrboobs-gif-13542633944708683754

[silent lagoon]

Waait

[rustic sapphire]

Roon skin censored

[silent lagoon]

ROON SKIN??

[modern dew]

commander in AL is literally a floating pair of hands

[lilac merlin]

not even l2d...

[violet panther]

[lilac merlin]

[somber steeple]

When commander promoted to rear Admiral

[torn aspen]

lmao

[graceful hound]

nvm he's a dude
I remember the chibi model of him in private island

[modern dew]

he'll get reared by my admiral

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/please-stop-please-stop-matpat-meme-matpat-gif-1403963513819787752

[modern dew]

[graceful hound]

I goon to chibi skk btw

[modern dew]

that's an evil soul harvesting robot

[somber steeple]

What🥀

[modern dew]

word.

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-15997028910086386651

[hard vine]

The reveal is so censored it gives as much info as the teaser did

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-artificial-intelligence-natural-stupidity-intelligent-stupid-gif-17896461508469503094

[lilac merlin]

https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2055609707105022098

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 11:22 AM

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/domper-and-vladi-rick-ross-q-gif-13562354517070310032

[violet panther]

so much censored, CN one is more exposed

[graceful hound]

[lilac merlin]

SWEATY divin

[somber steeple]

VDV mogador

[static imp]

They've done it boys. Roon naked

[rustic sapphire]

What is VDV

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vdv-bmd4--k01KRR8S03DW2FFSGAQVNR92WSW

[violet panther]

she's coming for Island

[graceful hound]

Spanish navy in AL when

as well as portuguese

[somber steeple]

Russia paratrooper

[hard vine]

Why would they add navies that didn't participate in the war

[modern dew]

naval in al when

[graceful hound]

Dutch navy

[somber steeple]

swedish where🥀

[graceful hound]

[rustic sapphire]

Just show us the uncensored roon skin

[graceful hound]

Also the pirates too

[gentle charm]

[hard vine]

Was a major navy in the war

[modern dew]

i fought in the wars and they still didnt add me

[hard vine]

Using the Dutch as a gotcha is a real self report

[modern dew]

ngl

[gentle charm]

Blow em up

[tired cradle]

NVM I FIXED IT

[lilac merlin]

wao

[modern dew]

if i was dutch id eat my prime minister

[tired cradle]

WE ARE BACK

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296258283446730814/1488085812569440357/caption.8bffe0b6.gif

[graceful hound]

I found in the war against Babylon and they didnt add me

[hard vine]

Anyways if they were to add a faction it would probably be commonwealth nations

[graceful hound]

[gentle charm]

I'd add Swedish navy for Vasa

[trim gyro]

we already have a guy eating the prime minister

[radiant cipher]

Bro doesnt even know ABDA command

What a loser

[tired cradle]

home screen music

still slaps

[agile silo]

I found the uncensored version of Mogador skydiving...

[silent lagoon]

Kuu-Chan feet

[agile silo]

Im in shock

[lilac merlin]

we already saw it

[modern dew]

with what sauce

[rustic sapphire]

We saw it too

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/haru-urara-uma-musume-5--k01KQJ0SZ740PBASDVNEFP08YFS

[tired cradle]

The notifications of DEATH
Idek where I wanna start

[trim gyro]

white sauce

[agile silo]

fucking what da hfellslsosososossosxuxjenen

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2055611720274674116

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FxTwitter · May 16, 2026, 11:30 AM

[modern dew]

with those protein tubes

[modern dew]

i do dress like this sometimes

especially at interviews

[hard vine]

The censors just make them look like nudists

[lilac merlin]

isnt that goods

[trim gyro]

🐫

[tired cradle]

damn we have 8 PRs now

[hard vine]

That knight is naked

[runic abyss]

its been years..............

[solar dome]

why does emdens artist change every other skin she gets

[lilac merlin]

because they hate consistancy

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-haru-urara-gif-11688206667932250179

[tired cradle]

w horse

[modern dew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/theface-rossmatzentv-rossmatzen-k32j5lBFUVmXxjTzAY

[trim gyro]

next amagi skin is just going to be nothing whatsoever

[novel bobcat]

SKK gonna need a big aquarium to hold Mermagi

[tired cradle]

question
who's the light blue haired girl in my secretary spot and how do I remove her

I want someone else there but i forgot how to change it

[modern dew]

full focus on the dawgs

[lilac merlin]

adtan....

[silent lagoon]

Mmmm

Feet

[lilac merlin]

and his obession with feet

degeneracy

[torn aspen]

Got it CN already

[hard vine]

[modern dew]

when are we gonna get eyebrow fetish art..

[lilac merlin]

janus l2d+

[silent lagoon]

Feet

[lilac merlin]

Kuu-chan calling you a lolicon

[modern dew]

remove the j

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ariel-seahorse-princess-ariel-mermaid-the-little-mermaid-gif-16905666

[hard vine]

Niji has manjuu in an iron grip

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-javelin-javelin-azur-lane-gif-12656899576014191534

[rustic sapphire]

Why the hate on janus skin

[tired cradle]

damn they removed all of the oahted ship names

[shut crane]

Lol everything is just stickered

[lilac merlin]

https://vxtwitter.com/koba_hinanjo/status/2055531273847001351

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 6:10 AM

[hard vine]

Most people here like women I would assume

[oblique dove]

What J?

[shut crane]

Might be worse than cn strim

[lilac merlin]

youtube

is a bitch

[shut crane]

Capitalism is a bitch

[lilac merlin]

but Its a bitch I'd have

over the other option\

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-gif-11786913079220545978

[daring moon]

Guys

Come to think of it

If lil mushi just got releasrd

And we got lil unzen now

[modern dew]

the j

[daring moon]

Does that mean we skks have been banging frequently

Like

Non stoo

Stop

[rustic sapphire]

Yes

[lilac merlin]

a realative yes

[rustic sapphire]

Non stop

[lilac merlin]

but people dont want to admit it

[daring moon]

Damn

[trim gyro]

why do you think we're so tired all the time? no sleep ever

[modern dew]

who's we

[rustic sapphire]

Little NJ is still missing tho

[modern dew]

i dont touch those shipgirls

im after those lil manjuu mamas

[daring moon]

Hahah what

[oblique dove]

J class destroyer

[daring moon]

Those manjuus

The yellow chickens

[modern dew]

you heard me

[daring moon]

Good taste

[silent lagoon]

[modern dew]

G class Jestroyer

[daring moon]

Probably later this year

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/pamiat-gloomymalice-stilettohaze-azur-lane-gif-9080618941366779565

[rustic sapphire]

I want her so bad

[trim gyro]

Jlowworm?

[modern dew]

blowworm

[lilac merlin]

Why are we being portrayed as assholes this stream

[daring moon]

Blow

Worm

[lilac merlin]

to kuu-chan

[daring moon]

It's g

Gliw

Glow

Worm

[rustic sapphire]

So the only uncensored image we have is little unzen

[torn aspen]

Event free her npc.

[daring moon]

What's that thing on her booba

Gold coins,

?

[somber steeple]

Another eilte

[modern dew]

another slopvent

[radiant cipher]

Nooooooo

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-dog-dog-sleep-sleep-dog-dawg-gif-5199517836740041846

[tight roost]

AL x Gundam when?

[torn aspen]

No

[modern dew]

AL x @torn aspen when

[rustic sapphire]

DxD collab first

[somber steeple]

AL X Gensh-

[lilac merlin]

ALx Stella Sora

[torn aspen]

🤔

[daring moon]

AL x Blue Archive

[torn aspen]

No all

[wanton pelican]

You guys are playing twister with pamiat?

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/birds-for-some-reason-avocado-animations-black-bird-blue-bird-birds-gif-6562453269858282214

[silent lagoon]

[rustic sapphire]

They even censored the hatsuzuki oath skin which shows almost nothing

[oblique dove]

As for me I just enjoy Livestream...as for kuu chan I hope she's okay

[modern dew]

i thought she was breakdancing

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-oguri-cap-oguri-awful-sad-gif-1947302707870879157

[lilac merlin]

we're being relatively mean assholes to kuu-chan this stream

for some reason

[modern dew]

I was starting to like her..

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/smoll-ei-smool-yae-gif-25424384

[lilac merlin]

SIRENS

working with KANSENS

[wanton pelican]

She’s over here trying to play twister and you are being mean to her?

[lilac merlin]

She old

[rustic sapphire]

Thats adorable

[lilac merlin]

she got no flex

[wanton pelican]

Throw some WD-40 on her

[modern dew]

qakagi

[bold kayak]

im so looking forward to her skin

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-umamusume-pretty-derby-umamusume-lonely-dancing-dancing-gif-4357941427869333644

[lilac merlin]

uncensored is over on JP al X

[torn aspen]

Get him out.

[bold kayak]

gonna look it right now then

[lilac merlin]

season 2\

[modern dew]

is it because he's bald..

[lilac merlin]

volume buys

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-uma-satano-diamond-dia-chan-gif-10048777788802976397

[devout bough]

Amagi larping

[rustic sapphire]

Mermagi

[lilac merlin]

good wallpaper

tbh

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-amagi-gif-10014720237294496302

[tight roost]

-Lacus Clyne (CL)
-Cagalli Yula Athha (CA)
-Fumika Hoshino (DD)
-Sumeragi Lee Noriega (BB)
-Lunamaria Hawke (CV)
-Suletta Mercury (DD)

[rustic sapphire]

Roon skin pls

[silent lagoon]

Ah fuck... not that again

[modern dew]

bringing back good memories

[modern moon]

Pig larping

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-pickaxe-gif-15753189224852153510

[lilac merlin]

was hopin for any new news

[vivid osprey]

W goons

[tight roost]

is that the pamiat stream recap?

[lilac merlin]

yes

[devout bough]

as what

[silent lagoon]

Bye bye

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483509365951430788/20260317_175448.gif

[silent lagoon]

[lilac merlin]

it over with no new news

[silent lagoon]

Yeh, the usual quick recap from CN

[oblique dove]

Bye bye

Good Livestream

[lavish oracle]

🤝

[torn aspen]

OVER IT.

[devout bough]

1st of may

hmmm

[torn aspen]

Ku-Chan SEE YA

[tight roost]

i kinda imagine if we get a IP much more mainstream than NieR to collab with

[stable plank]

yeah like bugsnax

[lavish oracle]

ok

and?

i would plap plap plap implacable as well

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477993698108375070/20260301_232644.gif

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

[viscid ledge]

Holy boba. Is this the infamous Lion herself???

[potent moss]

[analog stag]

What does it truly mean

[devout bough]

[analog stag]

To be implacable

[devout bough]

raffling

[analog stag]

Infernal what are your top 5 most used reacts

Just curious

[modern moon]

Rafale

[viscid sedge]

the Amagi skin is it for the CV version or the BC version?

[modern moon]

[solar dome]

cv

[potent moss]

Infernal will agree with me, at 100%, if I typed that Implacable is the #1 best waifu for all HMS ships on the game.

[solar dome]

idk actually I just saw amagi and screamed so

[pastel oracle]

[solar dome]

oh yes it's cv

[torpid kettle]

just a friendly wakup-bump 😛

[solar dome]

amazing

holy shit her tails are

whatever those are

[stable plank]

replacable

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fish-bass-kTZBUjdRlZB3G

[solar dome]

those are a lot of fins

[torpid kettle]

caution, bet a slap with those can hurt xD

[potent moss]

[pastel oracle]

[tired cradle]

I now understand why the game is so large

cuz wtf do you mean PRIVATE TIME

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eSuba-gaming-esport-esuba-2rXcg8iLbhESaPXyW8

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/neppie-nep-neppienep-nepu-bunny-gif-4030988846380586803

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2055619877231374759/en

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FxTwitter · May 16, 2026, 12:02 PM

[modern moon]

Mermagi

[tight roost]

who is this?

[vivid osprey]

Mogador is and has always been L faps

[shut crane]

Mamagi

[tired cradle]

W amagi skin ngl

[torpid kettle]

3 things to wait for. oh crap

[tired cradle]

that skin and the paranudetrooper are nice

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/star-citizen-cj-meme-san-andreas-GxSk8xCahCYVwph2Yp

[shut crane]

Mermaidmagi delish tummy tasty food

[vivid osprey]

Yeah that Amagi skin slaps

[shut crane]

Hips wide

[solar dome]

it reminds me of that ganj I sawai skin

I like that one too

very ethereal

[meager haven]

Filet’o fish

[oblique dove]

On top left?

[vivid osprey]

Rare Ganj I Sawai appreciation post. Respect

[solar dome]

Fish

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455154347389354121/20251228_150525.gif

[solar dome]

Too underrated

[vivid osprey]

Underrated Tempesta chica

[supple tiger]

Yes, another skin for Amagi

Guess who's their fav

[vivid osprey]

Shinano

[tight roost]

top of my message

[novel bobcat]

absolutely blessed

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/neptune-neptune-neptunia-neptunia-rebirth-purple-heart-purple-heart-neptunia-gif-4381165468820205349

[violet panther]

[supple tiger]

We Musashi fans have no good skins

[novel bobcat]

her skin is kinda mandatory if you want to put her as your assistant, i genuinly hate that you cant flip her base skin by 180 degrees

[meager haven]

She got them Jeff The Killer eyes

[vivid osprey]

I just really like her base design

[supple tiger]

Imagine if there was an alternate reality where Musashi had a better oath skin

[novel bobcat]

i like her base design but not that i have to snap my neck everytime i want to see her

[grand lodge]

[idle pier]

The new event is gonna be peak

Let that sink in.

[supple tiger]

The flagship of lost potential

[shut crane]

cute

[tired cradle]

some of the ships are now 3d

damn

[devout bough]

is it just me or main event ship skin kinda mid

[viscid sedge]

i like the detail on Gotz her tail, its a real tail with the base skin having a set of armour on it that it doesn't have on the skin

[tired cradle]

ur not alone

[idle pier]

Agreed. Base is great, skin is bad

[tired cradle]

I like the jumping out the plane ship better lowkey

[meager haven]

It do JUST be a bikini

[novel bobcat]

her horns remind me of alvitr

[idle pier]

Also GvB is voiced by Esdeath

[modern moon]

[viscid sedge]

really? Esdeath voices Gotz? xD

[shut crane]

she do be bikini

[idle pier]

Yes, her

[meager haven]

She’s Jane Ironblood.

[idle pier]

Satomi Akesaka

More reason to like this event

[shut crane]

vampire cat tho 🪵

[idle pier]

Meh tbh

[shut crane]

glory to the boobflaps

[idle pier]

Aside from Meta and the two URs, the rest of the ships and skins are pretty meh

[meager haven]

She looks one huff away from dropping.

[static imp]

She got some nice expressions

[shut crane]

anyway, is she... bigger? I mean yeah, she's always big, from the start, but here it seems her tits are like... extra big, like kashino

[rose spire]

I’m debating if I skip or not and just go for shop UR

[shut crane]

I'm assuming it's meant to be air resistance pressing her tits into shape, but it just looks like extra large

[rose spire]

It’s Azur lane probably

[idle pier]

They seem smaller than last skin

[shut crane]

does she?

[novel bobcat]

Meanwhile, the SKK whilst walking outside. Suddenly a shadow appears around him before disaster strikes from above

[devout bough]

that skin doesn't interest me much

[wanton pelican]

It’s also a different angle so it could just be that

Idk

[devout bough]

i'm just looking at Saint Louis and maybe Amagi

[wanton pelican]

Mogador deployment

https://tenor.com/view/asteroid-earth-destruction-explosion-armageddon-gif-26592167

[shut crane]

maybe I'm just seeing things, it's hard to tell when they get this big

[novel bobcat]

tactical french nuke

[meager haven]

Chemical warfare is a warcrime tho

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-blows-bubbles-the-bimba-gif-27089126

[shut crane]

mamagi is still best gurl

[echo harbor]

MERMAID FOX?

[meager haven]

We’ll call it Saba

[echo harbor]

I will eat her

[wanton pelican]

Honestly, not a fan of the mermaid skin

[meager haven]

And we’ll never see an Amagi skin again.

[echo harbor]

Fishy

[solar dome]

probably cause she's falling

[meager haven]

Fish pog

[shut crane]

feeeesh

[modern moon]

Fih

[echo harbor]

Stink bomb deploy

[solar dome]

Fi

[atomic dew]

Isn’t that the same bikini mog wore in the last skin, but now she’s in the sky?

[echo harbor]

Nah, different bikini type

[echo harbor]

She have bottom energy

[shut crane]

last mogini had more cloth

[hard vine]

very lewdable

[echo harbor]

What happened to Ratty?

[devout bough]

idk

[echo harbor]

Why is Rat licking mid?

[nova elm]

The horror on that fish's face

[rose spire]

I mean idk I’m too poor for it anyway but eh idk

[modern moon]

I ate him

[agile silo]

phishing

[echo harbor]

Can I make ass licking joke with Gotz?

[shut crane]

rat upgraded from bottom licker

[hard vine]

still doing that

[echo harbor]

I hope with tasty sauce

[meager haven]

Tabasco on the rat

[shut crane]

that's why it's an upgrade, not an elevation

[nova elm]

Pink Sauce on the rat

[hard vine]

why would you need Tabasco

im already hot

[devout bough]

hmmm

[shut crane]

sour cream on the rat

[devout bough]

[meager haven]

Ofc you are you were just cooked.

But you’re not spicy.

[modern moon]

I deep fried him and dip in nacho cheese sauce

[echo harbor]

What is the best Swedish sauce? Use it on Rat

[shut crane]

some fried pork rinds, some sour cream, almost a classic dish

[hard vine]

non-nordics would never understand

[meager haven]

Name it The Chucky Cheese

[devout bough]

can i be honorary nordic

[nova elm]

surströmming juices

[shut crane]

I have family in norway

[echo harbor]

You will be Finnish

[hard vine]

with how much fish the japanese buys from us you can have that title

[vivid osprey]

Rat is Norwegian, not Swedish

Get the larp right

[devout bough]

Norweigian salmon are the best

[echo harbor]

I know, that’s why I specifically use Swede

[hard vine]

its like how i got a greek to call norway the best nordic country because we call them "hellas"

[modern moon]

Hmm crispy fried pork

[glass sparrow]

WHAT

I don’t know how late I am

[meager haven]

Bro you’re like two weeks late smh

[glass sparrow]

Jesus

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/frying-cooking-schnitzel-gif-10052401

Sizzling

[devout bough]

average internet explorer user

[glass sparrow]

Why is richie hammock in an Azur lane car

[glass sparrow]

Tbf I haven’t played AL in years

[devout bough]

omg get out

[hard vine]

"Hammond you idiot"

[nova elm]

Hi old man

[echo harbor]

Lucky for Rat, my img perm is still out so no Roasting Rats dish image

[nova elm]

Where you been? The Geriatric Center?

[echo harbor]

Man, roasted mice, eating with lemon sauce

[glass sparrow]

No, real life

[meager haven]

Rough

[glass sparrow]

So wait why was Hammond in a AL livery Porsche?

[echo harbor]

My condolences

[nova elm]

Damn I heard it's rough there

GL, tough life bud

[shut crane]

wife

[nova elm]

Mmm FoxFish

[novel bobcat]

another one? is today the "I havent played AL in X years" convention

[echo harbor]

Sadly, no feet, just fin

[nova elm]

You've heard of Firefox now get ready for Waterfox

[echo harbor]

Ngl, new IB ships design are so generic and meh

[nova elm]

That fucking face got me

[shut crane]

wife has needs

[viscid sedge]

mamagi always hits right

[echo harbor]

And I will fulfill it

[novel bobcat]

she gonna smell like wet dog though, imagine the time it takes to comb out her 9 tails after she gets out of the mermaid suit

[idle pier]

GvB and 2501 are good. Except they're naked while other IB URs aren't

[nova elm]

THATS A THING???

[vivid osprey]

I can only get so hard

[frank marten]

It is now

[echo harbor]

Gotz is borderline generic

[nova elm]

Goddamnit

[hard vine]

Gotz very lewdable

[nova elm]

Nothing 2 boxes of shampoo can't help

[hard vine]

2501 i feel is wearing too much clothing

maybe she is a prude

[nova elm]

Idk Götz is kinda cute imo, her face expressions wise

[frank marten]

GvH look kinda meh to me but have to wait for da personality

[nova elm]

Might pull for her, might not

Depends on my cubes

[modern moon]

Mr @devout bough

[frank marten]

U dont even have cube left

[devout bough]

Gascogne!!!!

[nova elm]

Kaga

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

I got something you dont

[devout bough]

Gascogne is cute

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nucarnival-eiden-credit-card-meme-swipe-card-spending-gif-26453530

[shut crane]

gascute

[bold kayak]

blessed skins for upcoming event 😍

[frank marten]

Gascogne is good

[nova elm]

Everytime the new moga skin comes up that VDV music plays in my head

[bold kayak]

and theres also three new oath akin plus admiral hipper retro

[frank marten]

You have CC? i though you were broke

[echo harbor]

Mog butt crack

[nova elm]

Nah I found a wallet in a ditch

As long as they don't realize it's gone

[bold kayak]

do we get the 900 gems as well?

[nova elm]

Free money glitch

[frank marten]

No

[nova elm]

ys

[frank marten]

Only CN

[bold kayak]

damn… thought additional gems spree

[echo harbor]

God, Mog look so good from behind, especially at that angle, it make her ass look so good

[nova elm]

Don't ruin his hopes man, let the disappointment simmer

[nova elm]

Truly Asstonishing

[frank marten]

We will get one in August

https://tenor.com/view/hopium-half-life-critical-hopium-hopium-levels-critical-gordon-freeman-gif-9669139738936544681

[bold kayak]

thanks for the +100% hope for 3 months

[nova elm]

Man the copium train is departing

[frank marten]

Unlike HL3, we are garantee to get gem

Or is it?

[echo harbor]

Dreadnought UR this year, trust

[bold kayak]

im still getting those l2d skins for my 2 wives..

[frank marten]

New Iris event soon

[nova elm]

No, Playable Siren soon

[rustic sapphire]

Still no leak of roon skin ?

I mean uncensored

[wheat cosmos]

Too big

[frank marten]

I dont think they even show Roon skin properly in steam

[nova elm]

Goddamnit, why does every 5 minutes this picture of the tactical stink bomb get sent

[frank marten]

Cuz mog is cute

[wheat cosmos]

Just got off of work

[frank marten]

Unlike you uncle

[nova elm]

I'll beat you senseless boy

Come outside I have my sandals ready for throwing

[rustic sapphire]

Her boobs look big cause they are floating on the air

[proud spire]

Yo where do I make a report to staff?

[rustic sapphire]

Its tiddies physics

[proud spire]

got a guy who had his account compromised here

[light fable]

Some things never change XD

[shut crane]

cute

[kind beacon]

can't wait for Hipper retrofit

[rustic sapphire]

Hipper retro > boobflation

[normal comet]

even if dev give her larger booba, she still tsundere

[shut crane]

love beam faileed

[radiant cipher]

“Too big” mf’s when they are out of milk and have to go to the store to get more ⛈️

[rustic sapphire]

No she didn't have the inflation treatment

[nova elm]

Oathify

[idle pier]

Most of the new skins are pretty meh

[normal comet]

how big is too big?

[idle pier]

There was a Hood skin tho that was peak

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1452623599352414338/1016.gif

[light fable]

American Kashino!!!

[shut crane]

moo

[idle pier]

Ew

[radiant cipher]

Cowpens is the limit

[light fable]

The Mighty Moo indeed

[ivory oyster]

kashino is the limit

[frank marten]

There is no limit

[ivory oyster]

thats a valid point to AL the gooner game

[light fable]

Just look at DP-12 from GFL2

NO LIMITS!!!!

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-frontline-gfl-gfl2-helen-exilium-gif-13298433428613123796

[frank marten]

This one?

[normal comet]

yess

mommy helen

[light fable]

YES!

MOMMY!

[shut crane]

that's a lota booba

[frank marten]

understandable, and based

[rustic sapphire]

My eyes are up here gif

[shut crane]

but mamagi's booba better

[rancid compass]

https://tenor.com/view/yuru-yuri-ayano-sugiura-toshinou-gif-19327419

[viscid quartz]

More copy and paste iron blood designs

[rancid compass]

she's not letting me lock in

[hard vine]

Going from gfl1 to gfl2 was such a downgrade

[kind beacon]

i miss the golden era of IB designs like Odin

[modern moon]

[viscid quartz]

These new designs.. they just don't have any personality to them

[normal comet]

i miss golden hind

[kind beacon]

now we have stripper outfits

[nova elm]

Good argument, but Brunhilde

[radiant cipher]

Those days are long gone

[viscid quartz]

Just big tiddies and barely wearing anything

[hazy turtle]

Yo what's up gang...what am I reading

[idle pier]

The new URs have good design. What sucks is that they lewded them now

[normal comet]

corn

[nova elm]

Hopefully English

[balmy crest]

yoyo

[nova elm]

[balmy crest]

whats up

[idle pier]

Literally, only the russians are left not naked

[hazy turtle]

Y'all wanna see the tattoo I'm getting?

[kind beacon]

last good IB design was fritz rumey for me

[viscid quartz]

This is why French ships will always be peak

[vivid osprey]

Azur Lane players trying to convince each other of their own preferences

[idle pier]

Mecklenburg for me

[normal comet]

LMAO

[meager haven]

Thr BB’s design is pretty boring for this game.

[normal comet]

french ship and they have mogador lol

[nova elm]

I mean at least they had the sense of "wait a second they're in the artic, they need clothes"

[kind beacon]

she's good but she has a lewd outfit i use her everyday in my opsi fleet

[idle pier]

Still

[nova elm]

Let me introduce you to mogador

I see your point

[shut crane]

peakmagi

[south thorn]

[viscid quartz]

Mogador was extremely disappointing to see coming back to this game

Like why

[vivid osprey]

Post it in #off-topic I'm interested. I love talking ink

[idle pier]

The non-URs are even more generic

[nova elm]

Fishmagi

[royal tundra]

Alsaca ribbon

[idle pier]

The french nun too

[stable plank]

mogawhore 🚮

[meager haven]

Debatable tbh, but I get it.

[nova elm]

That singular ribbon is holding the splitting of every atom

[normal comet]

mogador even more thirsty than pirates ship

[kind beacon]

i'm still getting the new shipfus regardless since i got every UR

[modern moon]

[frank marten]

They will pull some "my body is so hot and I don't even need clothes" for future NP girl

[nova elm]

SRs are still somewhat pretty cool here and there

[south thorn]

So lively today

[nova elm]

Behold next NP Girl :

A boiler

[idle pier]

Aside the URs my fav of the new one is the Meta. Really cute

[normal comet]

so much larper

[viscid quartz]

The gooner pandemic

[royal tundra]

cool cat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HIWs6AHbMAASXc4.jpg

[shut crane]

vampire cat

[south thorn]

[viscid quartz]

If every ship has a gooner design then no ship has gooner design

[idle pier]

Watch PR9 adding Smolensk and give her no clothes cuz she lacks armor

[viscid sedge]

all i'm gonna say is finally a skin that doesn't have a lewd facial expression xD

[ivory oyster]

i wished for a strong wind

[frank marten]

I kinda like the new CA design

[viscid quartz]

Like what is she wearing

[shut crane]

she hungers

[idle pier]

Mamagi

[viscid quartz]

She could've worn something cute, she has such a cute design for her face

[light fable]

Use your eyes and look at the picture

[modern moon]

So much Amagi

[shut crane]

same lip bite

[nova elm]

We earn the right to yap
We earn the right to larp
We earn the right, to gives ourselves a yapping home

[ivory oyster]

[normal comet]

gacha players for no reason

[nova elm]

Sheesh, says the fishfox

[viscid quartz]

When I use my eyes there's a 90% chance it misses what little clothes there are

[shut crane]

skill issue

[royal tundra]

Meanwhile: Gacha's only fanservice ships and buys only fanservice skins

[shut crane]

you should take a good hard look at mamagi's clothes

[fleet flume]

where the tight military dresses of Iron Blood fashion

okay so

question

[viscid sedge]

no no no its Mermagi now

[nova elm]

Every question is equal to 5 dollars

[fleet flume]

does the girls attire repair itself when damaged?

[idle pier]

Mommy Mermagi then

[fleet flume]

or do they have a dedicated taylor on base

[viscid quartz]

That's a cute amagi skin, it gets a pass because what else are mermaids supposed to wear

[normal comet]

akashi fix em

[nova elm]

Better question : have you seen a girl that can do tailoring?

[south thorn]

Fox + human + FISH

[royal tundra]

They have a €€€ Akashi

[nova elm]

Akashi doesn't have a sewing hand

[fleet flume]

Amagi after she remembered she's not sick again:

[fleet flume]

damn, i dont think so

this is a relevation

[meager haven]

There’s a really big vtuber exactly like this and they’re lame.

[idle pier]

What will GvB be like:

1. Zwei but better
2. Supercharghed mobber like UvH and FdG
3. German Lion

[hard vine]

[meager haven]

Kursk

[shut crane]

tailoring is EZ not trouble at all

[sly thistle]

no destroyed clothes sprite
kansen clothes stronger than the IJN apologist from japan the game

[idle pier]

I want y'all to bet ur money

[fleet flume]

you know like that one guy who washes the uniforms of superheroes and villains

[nova elm]

Hear me out :

Rafaello but more damage

[idle pier]

I'm betting on 2

[devout bough]

too bad this skin is too much feet

[hard vine]

no longer honorary nordic

[modern moon]

[nova elm]

[idle pier]

So a supercharged mobber

[nova elm]

ys

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2055634378030760037/en

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

📑 Translated from Japanese

[Anime PV] "Oh my, your blood flow in the neck is quickening. ...Are you enjoying this? Our duet dance together♪" After the next maintenance, the limited-time event "Alliance Before the Holy Seal" will be held! Battleship "Gneisenau von Berlichingen" and other Iron Blood ships will make their debut! Anime Production: Yostar Pictures #アズールレーン

Original text
【アニメPV】
︀︀「あら、首筋の血流が早くなっていますわね。……楽しんでいます？私とのデュエットダンスを♪」
︀︀
︀︀次回メンテ後、期間限定イベント「聖印前の同盟」が開催！
︀︀戦艦「ゲッツ・フォン・ベルリヒンゲン」など、鉄血艦船たちが新登場！
︀︀
︀︀アニメ製作:
︀︀Yostar Pictures
︀︀
︀︀#アズールレーン

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[fleet flume]

the feet is not even that excessive imo

[fleet flume]

like, not really the focus

[devout bough]

[shut crane]

oh look, a vampire castle

with a blood moon

[meager haven]

Yup, that sure is Jane Ironblood.

[shut crane]

with vampire girls

[nova elm]

Oh boy another vampire thing

[devout bough]

do all nordic people like feet

[plucky magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/499882709523628044/1354104739733700618/9o8goq.gif

[shut crane]

my nordic people don't like feet

[fleet flume]

WHATS THAT BOOB PHYSIC

[plucky magnet]

How long must I wait till Kashino gets her oath dress

[fleet flume]

booby turn to jello

[normal comet]

when they gonna change the loading screen

[frank marten]

Mhmm asses

[fleet flume]

7 years tops

[modern moon]

DO THE COW

[plucky magnet]

[idle pier]

I can't get over the fact GvB has Esdeath VA. So peak

[nova elm]

They're gonna milk you dry before they even give you that dress

[violet panther]

[radiant cipher]

Need the Saint Louis skin uncensored now

[devout bough]

so true bestie!!!!

soon

[violet panther]

Gyatt Von Beerdrinken

[nova elm]

The French are demanding freedom

[hard vine]

But does it have a dual mode where she is naked

that is the real question

[devout bough]

i don't think so

it's a normal L2D no?

[hard vine]

you said it, not me

[nova elm]

man it would be convenient for me just to delete that comment

[fleet flume]

unfortunately life is not that convenient

[nova elm]

Watch me Exter

Kablam

[frank marten]

at least you can delete Discord messages

[nova elm]

Fakyu

[frank marten]

Unlike Azur lane chat

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

No more French URs for you pig

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Ignore the silly mistakes in R2

I may be stupid but I can be more stupid than you ever imagine

[devout bough]

there weren't any though

[nova elm]

Good. At it'll stay that way for 5 years

[devout bough]

[frank marten]

We will getting Iris UR for December UR

[devout bough]

have a Conq

[nova elm]

I prefer my British tanks starting with a C thank you very much

[frank marten]

Or at least some Iris girl

[modern moon]

So Comet, Churchill, Cromwell?

[nova elm]

Screw you, Mogador II : Electric Boogaloo

[radiant cipher]

It should

[nova elm]

Every British tank since the Cruiser Mk.1

[real iron]

hey look a free kill!

[devout bough]

omg!!!!

Cross of Lorraine!!!

i was just talking about it

[nova elm]

What's next? Your entire house is made of baguettes? >:[

Flexing Frenchie

[radiant cipher]

It is.

[hard vine]

smh the french cant even draw crosses correctly

[modern moon]

Lorraine tank!!

[nova elm]

[hard vine]

[nova elm]

This now also makes me wonder :

How does Boise eat?

[hard vine]

probably with her mouth

[modern moon]

Sir, you live in a apartment made from tea bags

[nova elm]

Wrong I life in a house full of memories

[modern moon]

[devout bough]

Richie is aggressively French

hmmm

[stable plank]

boise can take off her mask and not die

[devout bough]

[frank marten]

But you are bad at memoring stuff no?

[nova elm]

I forgot the explanation behind Boise's mask

So for a while I just kept thinking she's a street artist

[stable plank]

in fact I think boise should take her mask off and smooch me

[forest sparrow]

She’s self-conscious about her mouth

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

OooO

[devout bough]

i thought she was disabled

[nova elm]

Asthma is not a disability

[devout bough]

maybe she just have bad breath

[nova elm]

On other news : this discord segment is sponsored by tictacs

https://tenor.com/view/29декабря-деньтиктак-gif-25567576

[vivid osprey]

What the fuck yes it is lmao

[nova elm]

"just breathe harder"

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-kenpachi-aura-gif-9262238749082498018

[vivid osprey]

[nova elm]

Oh cmon have you not opened twitter

[vivid osprey]

I only open twitter to look at hot cosplayers

[nova elm]

Fairplay

[stable plank]

no thats azuma

[radiant cipher]

Am I?

[devout bough]

[hard vine]

Richie very lewd

[devout bough]

wap wap wap

[nova elm]

What season of JoJo is this?

[devout bough]

the best one

[daring moon]

Womp womp

[modern moon]

[nova elm]

No Chapayev my beloved

[daring moon]

Do you guys think

The idols ship

[nova elm]

no

[daring moon]

The u ships

[devout bough]

no

i don't

[light fable]

[daring moon]

Motherlovers

[frank marten]

Based

[nova elm]

What you think we have braincells here?

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-gif-4439521621828338937

[daring moon]

No

I mean

Like

[frank marten]

We? Who are we

[daring moon]

Does the u ships

Larps as idols?

Or Sandy and Guam larp as idols

Also sarapogas

[nova elm]

....

Good point

[light fable]

It's discord. of course there aren't any braincells here

[nova elm]

Fair point

[modest snow]

truth nuke

[frank marten]

This is some #al-lore questions here

[daring moon]

[devout bough]

no one lives in al lore

[nova elm]

Okay but think about it. Originally the Sandy, Guam, and Sarasis was the original idols

[frank marten]

Really? Let me check

[nova elm]

Are the U ships just new and upcoming Idols from the same universe or are they different enough that they come from a separate timeline?

[frank marten]

It not that bad

[daring moon]

[devout bough]

they are just performing privately for skk

[nova elm]

OoooH

Rental idols

Someone should make an anime about that

[daring moon]

[frank marten]

Reading lore is too much for many commanders

[devout bough]

i made them dress up in idol clothes

[daring moon]

I think I've stopped caring about lore after Bisko event

[devout bough]

to perform for me

[daring moon]

Like

[nova elm]

Okay old man time to sleep

[daring moon]

Wym amagi and Lexington suddenly got revived

[nova elm]

I think this guy missed the part where the entire sakura empire faction died

And got revived again

[daring moon]

What

[frank marten]

Im not reading anything just skip and skip

[daring moon]

The

How much page did I missed

[nova elm]

Ask Exte

[fleet flume]

i cannot unsee KGV in a red hoodie

[nova elm]

He reads the lore

[nova elm]

what

[daring moon]

[nova elm]

AAAA DEMONBALL

[frank marten]

Kaga's dead is the only thing I remember

[daring moon]

Right

Kaga got stabbed

And grew a tree

I think?

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Turned into a tree

[daring moon]

Like in the movie

[nova elm]

[daring moon]

Kaga and the beanstalk

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-beanstalk-grow-tall-growing-gif-11873954379446676876

More or less like this

[shut crane]

I gave up on the lore when our version was just full of bs - why even read at that point, it's not even the actual lore

[daring moon]

[daring moon]

I mean

What's the direction of our lore going

When will we get

Azur Lane assemble ahh scene

[nova elm]

I like reading the lore because it's so fucking all over the place that I can insert "what probably happened" like those medieval scribes

[novel bobcat]

i am just sick of the 999 fucking timelines

[devout bough]

yeah

consequences of no proper lore

just think of them as scenarios to introduce our boat girls

that's it

individual stories that's not connected

[novel bobcat]

but i think not even manjuu knows where the story has to go at this point, UR events always had something with lore in them but the UR event we got in March had zero new stuff in it

[devout bough]

because it really isn't anything deeper than that

[novel bobcat]

its now may and the last piece of lore is still from last year

[devout bough]

Azur Lane is not a lore game

[hard vine]

Multiverse being mainstream and its consequences

[devout bough]

god i hate it

[mortal spindle]

Should I go back to playing this game?

[grizzled steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-13480425249407915803

[devout bough]

sure

[grizzled steppe]

Granted, I’m growing increasingly dissatisfied with gacha games.

[devout bough]

Azur Lane is barely a gacha game lol

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-chemistry-tom-and-jerry-tom-experiment-tom-dhoom-dhadaka-tom-chemical-reaction-gif-215947638706993169

[grizzled steppe]

The main way you get new units is via a gacha.
It’s a gacha

[modern dew]

you actually hire them

job interview style

[shut crane]

I remember that tom and jerry episode

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/birds-for-some-reason-avocado-animations-black-bird-blue-bird-birds-gif-6562453269858282214

[grizzled steppe]

In ArKnights, where is my New Covenant Exusiai then?
Where’s her application?
Because I sure as hell would have approved it myself.

[modern dew]

she's a janitor at a disney theme park

[grizzled steppe]

:Hitching a ride there right now:

https://tenor.com/view/y-wing-y-wing-star-wars-pilot-y-wing-pilot-y-wing-pilot-gif-3588821411191109988

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[grizzled steppe]

Good day.

[grand lodge]

Choco

[glad quarry]

Good night

[grizzled steppe]

Sends you a Y-Wing mk2

[sleek cape]

[grand lodge]

Happy choco

[grizzled steppe]

It’s faster, more maneuverable, has better shielding and firepower, and it comes with all the armor plating too.
Oh, and the Ion Cannon is built better

[sleek cape]

Richie where my hug at