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Yeah and so does Yellow Stone
Musashi just literally hosted a DnD session... You can't make this shit up 
she did help out reviving the entirety of the Sakura Empire
you know
after Akagi killed them all
I thought Akagi just went insane in that watatsumi thing? Didn't know she actually hurt them
yeah the Naraka incident basically anihilated all Sakurans
Atago and Takao did more than the entire Yamato class

it was the combined effort of the Yamato-class that brought everyone back
my guy, Akagi turned her sister into a tree
such a shame tea isn't here anymore
still waiting on the actual Yamato story side on the thing, last time I read about sakura Lore was when Shinano did something to the tree
would've loved telling him "I WAS RIGHT" in his face
Just checked up on musashi's debut event and all I read about was something something wargame
it was precisely a wargame so she could ponder who was more fit to lead
Amagi?
she chose Akagi (idiot)
Tree?
Oooh
Fuck that's gore of my comfort character
and ended up killing everyone instead
Can we all agree akagi is most innocent and most defendable person
It would be funny if
mhmm
Akagi and Amagi fused together
come to think of it.... is there any other character aside from kaga that has them bleeding? or is kaga the only one we've ever actually seen bleeding
Didn't Akagi have fkn hallucinations?
Akagi gone postal
Of like Amagi being "booo revive me" type shit
yeah
And it turns out it was that evil thing
yeah -w-
she started hallucinating and causing mass hallucinations to everyone
like everyone
that windchime thing right?
like she had poor Strasbourg hallucinating
no we're still not sure who the windchime is -w-
Its gonna be me :3
Akagi's delusions came from her progress of creating Naraka
Wtf does Strasbourg have to do with Sakura....?
Question why did akagi grew an obsession with us
Poor girl

Akagi kinda unleashed a whole hallucination over the whole world to make them think Amagi never died
so Naraka could be unleashed
Yamato is so immune to everything, even she is immune to becoming an overproportioned anime girl 
And that's where the Sakura Lore ends currently?
Fk it's 2 AM I'm getting sleepy

it ends at last year's event -w-
yamato will be another generic big tit fox woman
Hakuhou thingy?
the realm of Amahara and all

yep -w-
I mean if her sisters are big tittied foxes then she should be as well, don't want another Anson moment 
more floof? sign me up
uwwh...
A quicktime boss fight in Amahara would be cool, knowing it's a different dimension and all that's and I put with a huge grain of salt here "probably has lore significance" 
imagine if it somehow works out like zuihou instead of anson
Maybe I will finish it tonight, ts has taken me so long just for war thunder

Holy shit you actually did it
Sir yes sir more money and funding for York
Hmm
is that our beloved House cat, Nakhimov?
nyakhimov
No that's clearly grown up akashi
Doing custom sight in war thunder
@wanton pelican sorry for ping
damn Akashi certainly grew out of her scammer mentality 
Wt are you gonna even put it on?
If I can get it to work
i do because it would be super funny
No no she still scams, but at least she's nicer (she gave us a free skin)
I have spent hours trying to brute force it
Look, a mod showed up
Does the insurance policy cover death by love?
But I can tell he couldn’t handle it
I’m a little busy, what am I looking at exactly?
look at this
He died by sheer love
Ngl i kinda wanna buy a teddy bear like that

@clever gazelle
Aight
what free skin?
Boo
Do remember, I will ban you for leaks
The gardening skin thing
That is all

You know the Greenpeace nakhimov thing
Essex gets run over by Roon
admin
Oh
Essex is weighted by lemons. She can handle being crushed
Immovable lemon object vs unstoppable death object
No leaks. Use flextape
It isn't supposed to do that
WTF the game got leaked
She got run over by an lyifer tank
Did it?
Azur Lane is always having leaks, i mean....they are on a sea after all. what we gonna do, flex-tape the entire siren ocean?
yea
tarp the ocean
Awww
We use eugen tongue to lick the leaks from stop coming in
ooo
If the Soviets can drain the entire Caspian sea, with combined effort we can drain more.
what about leeks
i was gonna post leekspin. close enough
they are getting ready for a classified documents leak
wouldn't be surprised if somebody leaks things about the AEGIS combat system 
I'm preparing to leak documents showing how the BMPT Terminator is actually very bad
:> they will never know that I will make up that document
wait it is? i thought it was the best thing ever
my bad, I leaked the mexican government super secret cactus trebuchet blueprints
Ummm
Hey that's WMDS
it has prickly pear grenades integrated
Surprised me too lmao
proceeds to use old soyuz....???
YAY VENETO YAY RICHIE YAY POYUZ
doggo
Poyuz
oh that one's gonna change once you download everything
they hotfixed it 
ohh

did they do some optimization
It feels smaller
Lala I Ooooon~
Nurn
amagi cv
Huh
I think bc no Yamato yet and Akagi got deposed
we dont have Yamato yet (trust me guys 2026 is our year) 
wouldn't musashi be a better choice then
and Amagi was next in line to be flagship according to Remembrance
Lore shi
it's fine more amagi is good
And yet the leader of the Royals is still an Elite...
that ancient photo of qe too
QE retro wheeeeeren 
never
please give her the retro just for a better quality default art TwT
We are getting absolutely mogged by the other factions
I'm convinced they just can't find a new artist to draw her retro art
Shuttup gobbler, I'll put you in the naughty corner 
Imagine her having an immediate retro to UR 
Hallucinations ftw

Part of me likes what Queen’s Orders does.
Essentially she gave up her Retrofit for Warspite
I like that

Shows how much she actually cares
lol this reminds me of we happy few for some reason
Malaya would be so hot tho
Like the game with evil London?

that's true 
TB reading gif
has no FS
shows amount of BPs for FS
its so that you dont accidentally fodder away all your prints

i mean i know that she didnt have FS, just got confused on why it showed that it was locked + bp amount, bc it never did before for me

cries
Exp is never the grind
its the last thing i need..
Exp is the limiting factor every time I want the new pr
Weapon > BP > EXP in that order
Usually done within the time gate too between levels

it will be my very first pr too T--T
Who did you choose
I have yet to get a weapon before lv30 everybody

Anybody is good choice except Roon
What fleet you using to grind?
Does it include Amazon?
Do show
Roon > Ajax
She's the exp booster use her
chat where are the baddies
Whom?
Hmm, any cowpens pics?

The cow is cute
i dont own her T--T
imma lure you in instead

I had to, now I haver ASMRing my ear in another game too
Carrier player 
im listening to one rn too
What's wrong with em
i wish there's an azur lane mod gun skin for cs2
how many boxes? for the actual ship, not the captain ?
I play everything, but mainly CVs and archerfish, but thats to piss people off
20 boxes, it was painful but it was local currency so wasnt as bad as I get paid in dollars. Best poor financial decision Ive made.
Got Marco Polo Biscuit and Harbin too
gave up at 24. youd think she was in there....youd be wrong. fkcking greedgaming
Damn, it said guaranteed at 20 for me, it was either her or Mass, if Id gotten Mass I was going to be really mad
guaranteed in the golden boxes.....not in the one containing the chance to get i golden box
layred lootboxes are just scam
Oh yeah, I was just very determined to get her
as you can tell i didnt get 20 golden ones out of the 24 normal ones.....
classic wargaming
they rly should add gacha game to wows
btw do you play in NA?
yeah, WoWs is def a gacha game
I spent like 200 US to get her
SEA?
eu
there is gacha inside wows. thats all the luck boxes you could open. it works the same way
avoided for years. thought i would treat myself to a little sleepy-fox. now i know why i avoided those boxes.....why is it still allowed i wonder -..-
sometimes you get really lucky, I got extremely lucky with Sibir
good question and it should be a game accessable for even kids O.o i dont see that working
Hi everyone
if it was NA I would say to change address to use a different currency. Using my local currency has saved me a lot, thats why I was able to push the 20 golden boxes like a madman
still, used my gaming budget till UR event
One of the few advantages of being peruvian I guess lol
huh cool....cant even login onto eu server....says im running an old game version but it didnt update xD
how does one protect Alsace?
this is a good start to move on

play something thats fun and isnt a money grab
Well if anyone plays Darktide, let me know.
Have a cooler close, she overheats by mere skk presence
back to skyrim it is 😂
ok, I'll make the temperature the same as that of antarctica
i got no clue
She will can protect herself and you, you just have to prevent her from overheating
dry ice blanket
❄️
I thought she would explode
it's May already?
but they said it was April last month
people can't make up their damn minds

it has been for the last 12 days.
April was here the other day
It guess it was Your Lie in April
shut the fuck up
Hell yeah
Omg tonk
ngl i thought that was fallout for a second.
After hoursa of trial and error
I got it working as it should
I need to finish my sight now
I have seen crews painting in the side of the tank but never the scope 
bomb
That will be 150 mega ton of tnt worth
I found this in x
House Of Woe And Pain
Prepear Neptune 4 chicken
Teto
but subs are food for cvs 
Chaser
huh ?

My chaser set up to nuke subs but since they removed the sub killing missions she rarely used
Can’t wait to get this skin on release
How, you are literally a kurumi victim
April fool
Umizes your horn girl
Btw
She’s not base off actual horses she’s just
An horse
For context this her original design
ohhh thats sick lol
shes so hot in her own quirky ways
If you take at blunt face value
You would thought be some Daiwa scarlet sister
who even is this
She’s aife
She’s an character made by this cool artist zanamaoria
Horse girl tan gyaru 
Why is this so peak 
Gulp

lol
I'm locking you to a room with two of them there
Atago as a bonus
Yay, just some treasure maps and strongholds left
sleepy.....y
One hard mode arbiter hit and the month's done
I allegate akashi of underpaying her employees
1 hour with them
Or
10 days with taihou herself
One hour because
I can reason with them
Unlike taihou
That’s worser
you in the middle of these 4 @mystic vapor
Oh no
Too bad, i'm putting you to her muahahaha
I am going send eugen but drunk after you
I will continue!!
Can you make her ass thiccer 
It's big enough, bro
Did you get a lot of 2x oil and 2x reward things?
2x oil?
Oh
Yeah I buy everything in that shop monthly
Never really use those plans, though. They're highkey useless
If it didn't also double mood loss they'd have a use
but rn it's just ''play the afk game you were going to run in the background twice as fast''
Oh alright I was wondering since it’s sometimes nice to use but idk just me I guess
Chat, how much booze and cola do i get for my sleepy bunny wife?
I don't really see a point in them. You spend 2x as much oil, gain 2x xp, but you also lose mood twice as fast
So if you were gonna play AL in the background anyways it actually makes it so that you can play for less long before your ships get moody at you
They're a dinosaur system, need a rework real bad
Maybe 1.5x mood loss
<@&472236072743600148> mr fucking breast again

taco pfp
Hmm
Boob is main character

When there’s a scam and you ping the mods and you see that no one shows up, don’t be scared to ping the admins 
Takagi
Hi
Who are you?
I just go straight for the throat and ping all the admins 
Yorri Who are you?
That’s fine
When there’s a scam and you ping the mods and you see that no one shows up, don’t be scared to ping the admins too 
Never heard of them
Good night chat
How many are oathed
8
currently working on getting #8 to 200 aff
Didn’t realize they were 200 affinity too damn
Yee all but 1 atm
need 2 more bulins and 49 affinity to once again be fox capped for a bit
I might go for 3m above 125 on all of them, but that's if I have no more main fleet ships I wanna level
Really cool. super tight line work
You're still doing more than most
Using this for war thunder custom sights
I guess
Exactly hahahaha
U

Also spent the entire day trouble shooting the coding and such
Why me
War Thunder even went down when I wanted to test what would be my succsessful attempt
I didn’t do that I am loyal to Scott
where's the boat aspect
Slop
I ate it
Then again, that's a U-boat
banned
where's the boat aspect

This is real??
Uh oh
yes

Good morning.
wait it says livestream on 15th for new shipgirls reveal?
Wut


not again...
Embed fail
Slowcord
Now it loads...
🫵 😹
behold, the chat is outright built on lemons

wdymn not really?

How I be feeling lately ngl 
damn, discord scam bots, nsfw scams, and crypto scam bots shows more often
I work with other mods from a server I'm also a member of
we get those shits pretty often
but, we swiftly dealt with those

That heavy accent gets me every time.

The free steam gift cards vanished



and potatoes
that too. we get that too sometimes in our server too
I'd trust 049 more than I trust taihou
10 multi rolls and spending our cubes and quick finishers for the win
She literally doesnt have a doctor's degree
Trust process
What about Carl

trust in mogador treatment
So glad you understand
Think how people check up on your health before any fancy doctor gadget got invented

Good bye Harvard hello collage
No , hello to selling collagen.
What about the other doctors
When will you stop talking about doctors?
F/A-18 But which F/A-18 Variant
F/A-18C or D
A or B
F or E
E? dude do you really need to specify which variant it is....
:3
Scary
that is a horrible spot to shoot


why
I should sleep now, 0240...
I found the peak
I don't think I will colour in her bra thingy, mainly because her tits are so large they would make a huge blindspot for me when aiming.
the worm
also, some mofo asked if I could make her ass larger
always bigger
the bigger the better
we are monitoring the situation
🖥️
WHERES MY IOWA
banned

Why not, Something fishy is going to happen
Well,we better not talk about it and you better delete that

pin
Before nimi ping you
Cult is mad
I would pull for an Iowa
I would an iowa
Not any Germs
Bro you think anyone won't?
hoffen
I would spend 400 cubes for Iowa
Fair enough
Iowa chocolates

al-general old guard when the slightest inconvenience happens to them or their game (it's clearly hoff's fault)
Dare I ask why we are 1984ing the gnesinau thing?
It's always hoff's fault
Who?
Theres a damn parallel universe where we collabed War thunder and we get Cold war stuff
When in doubt
Blame hoffen

Oh
The new “UR”
Because It's not officially announced
Ok guys

No gooning to the leaks
Uh.....wait CN anniverssary then Jpn right ?
probably
i mean yeah everything is h*ff*n fault duh
If you're are caught, you will be executed by basement dwellers
Lets all talk about glowworm
Yamato coming
the worm
https://fxtwitter.com/kirishiman4/status/2054690274320994638
Let's talk about this one 
Worms glow
Do not the Infernal
4600th lamp btw


Tashkent
I want AoT horses in Uma musume
@pastel oracle
Yesterday Implacable,but coloured 
That would be funny
Since they can go like 80 kmh
What the fuck is a kilometer
1000 meters
Whats umamusume

Does it have shipgirls

no but there horsegirls
It has stallionboys
1000 unity units, assuming an asset authoring workflow in which at least one (1) fuck was given about realism 
What are the chances of Triple UR
same chances as magdeburg getting a new skin
I know what uma is I just wish I had the power to banish you to #off-topic
see?
They go on your racing cars
Make more Soyuz sisters
Mambo
More hunny sister

No Enty?
Heretics up at Manjuu

Enty probably overworked and resting
I wonder what sights I should make next. Maybe more Nyakhimov, or Lion.
I could do anything
worm
Hms Thunderer
So never?
it's gonna be common
Thats on Yamato
give thunder thighs fr
Yammy Midway, and Iowa will be released all in one update
we'll wake you up probably in 7 years
I had this dream where a gigantic worm was constricting my leg, I had to like cut it in half to free myself, yucku.
Then the game will end
Both Yamato and Iowa were mentioned but Yamato was even more mentioned in Crosswave by Suruga, Nagato, and Shimakaze
Enty busy getting sponge bath by skk
Then the game make more money than jeff bezos have
in a day
and then
they’ll add every ship produced in WW2
Man I need this

I cannot wait for eos
I know a penguin
hmm
Bismarck is genuinely so overrated irl.
1 day left
why 
Bismark is a boat
Same with Prinz Eugen
Penguin
Why dumb
Scharnhorst needs more praise
Son
Father
Eh, Prinz was at least used for something important

Being nuked
looking good
Slave built ships
Prinz looked hot irl
The Italian one looks better
Aren't we all slaves
Wrong mind set
We need to break free of our chains
And force the corporations and government to make boat girls
RN Roma is so hot
statement so true
a devil may cry
Where is mole
Hard disagree.
Manjuu looking at a innocent looking ship trying how to make a lewd skin of it
Are you high
Send him to the wheerabo jail
I talking about u
Wehrabo
But u like da cat so u should be light blue right

I forgot what color the northern parliment tag is

It's ironic
random art go
what the fuck is that dawg
who could this possibly be
Child soldier
Who could this possibly appease?
Some Chinese person
AL players aint beating the allegations man
Yooo that’s for Blue Archive
shhhhh
Son
🆗
That's a child
Yeah
Why do you look like you took that picture 40 years ago
Ah yes, the Tank, Combat, Full-Tracked: 120mm Gun M1A2 System Enhancement Package Version 3. Aka the M1A2C.
Why does bro have fog turned on in settings
Too big
🗣️ 🔥
too big
too stinky
My suspension of disbelief is not working
lost the attractiveness with the oversized boobs ngl
@reler do you have the cursed hamman picture still
Gallant boobs
Ya
worms your glow
gloom setting on vs off ahh
Let me look at ur message history you got some crazy media in thee
mega murm 

I only have the Sims one
Nope its definitely the laffey one
OKAYYY
I was thinking about
Ic
Naganami
omg of course you have these
❤️
stole this from re1er lol
Mega murm
Hes preparing
no that's an inconveniently placed flame spirit and nothing else
Definitely a blue fart man
She better get on torp of her performance
fire on the poopdeck
local man finds out glup shitto has a lot of skins
Diarrhea
NO


No , i fear ant gonna bit .
ENOUGH
PUT ON THESE PACIFIERS
Need more Kashino l2d 
What is this Litago ahh sjokolade melk
Stinky breath toes
That said , can kashino fire yamato gun or there is no mechanism for that.
Kashino too dumb for that
no, she only carries the gun. it's probably disassembled too
Kashino is lovable dumb fat cow
She does a good job at carrying stuff but only sometimes
She supposed to moove stuffs
Is monitor ship big irl
Ww2

goofy ah ship
Only really used for shore bombardment and staying in one place
Pengu

I wonder if IJN last a bit longer would they feel the need to slap workable yamato gun on kashino just to save material cus big battleship drain resources.
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
The thousands of American planes:
i go nap
Yamato gun wouldn't fit

newer jersey 
I love toasters
Their latest is a box too
Looks like one of those ant farms people pour aluminium into ngl
Sloped armor cramp space














