#al-general
1 messages · Page 1206 of 1
you meant Missouri and Wisconsin?
No Illinois and Kentucky
They have a hull difference or were supposed to
Plenty
I mean I live in Midlothian
i can't wait for De Grasse and Volta
the unfinished, fair then
even then Missouri and Wisconsin already has at least 1 deviation from Iowa and NJ
Lowkey hear me out as an duo
the traverse bulkhead armor of the M and W are 11.7 - 14.5 inches, compared to uniformed 13 inches on the I and NJ
I think I’m dying
Mcarthur wants to nuke china
Wait I have your new wallpaper
so smol
Here you go 
McArthur was paranoid of Zerg-rush tactics of chinese army , as he recalled IJA's rush to overran his PH in ww2
Thanks south finally i can change my 5 year old wallpaper
"They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom"
as long as they paid the fee
he can, but he won't
He can call up the navy and obliterate her
Or call New Jersey to snipe her
and by that point, Taihou is dated, because McArthur has fresh and larger Midway
Revive MacArthur back
"Of course, it's only $20 per person"
He gonna do something funny with Iran
"They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it"
McArthur can he survive the yandere ship girls
tbh, Bruce Willis would be best casting McArthur, they had similar face
hmm
although Tommy Lee Jones was alright in his casting of certain movie
Let the old man die vic, he cant run no more
We have do it for research
and McArthur won't bother with shipgirls shenanigan anyway, he's army guy, not navy
fuck that guy he wanted to nuke china during the korean war 😭 he wouldve started ww3 literally a few years after ww2
True
good doggy
thats a dog?
could be
fucking
What about jimmy carter
twitter is DOWNNNNNNNN
not sure if McArthur was aware of nuke-radiation at the time
I WANT TO SEE HONEY BOOOOOOBA
and smokes alot

shit reminded me of a centipede for some reason
The guy jumpscare
doctors when you didnt smoke during the 50s-70s
Probably lore accurate azur lane commander
cant believe they saw all that shit in cigarettes and encouraged people to smoke it 😭
well smoking was a sign of manhood, at a time, unfortunately
fair enough
now fucking twitter
remember the "Island-SKK"
They dont care any of there health issues and there lungs
Let's bring back George W bus-
lung cancer speedrun
they didn't care for what would happen to them for the next 30 years, until that cancer is dued
lore accurate commander?
FUCK NO!
the canon island-mode skk
island planner skk looks androgynous enough if you run this haircut + no hat + sailor uniform
can be a femboi



3 purple hearts
suddenly i wish i was a shipgirl
you're a liberal sissy

what
We need shikikan appearance at anime ngl
that can be double edged in audience's opinion
Let them be, unicorn would be proud of her onii chan
No
Twitter and Steam now down in this bloody country
not sure if that is terrible or good news
Good news, twitter is down
Bad news, steam is down
Mother and daughter sorta
What character goes with bring the pain (new wave) by mindless self indulgence
Abram want that? 
All hail the mighty Essex
Why...?
Did your government communications ministry fuck-up like ours? Or was it motivated?
tuesday is steam maint day
It's Tuesday my dudes.
want what
CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WHAT'S GOING ON


Holy McDonald's internet
No way the maids
Hipper padded?
are there any gift codes that havent expired yet?
Can we all agree
What
Taihou is more scarier than Roon and akagi

if u know what happened between them irl, in details
All them got destroyed
how?
there are none to begin with
Cheshire Cat

She's a cat in my heart
she's so cute
yes she is cute I agree with that

Even better
kot
yes kot
I saw you what you deleted
balls
Hello
hi hi Chally
Hmm

uhmm
who's that
you
lusty
Bouncy
"Everyone together now! Let's sing for all the world to hear!"
Universe in Unison will be live from 10/29/2020 to 11/11/2020, (UTC-7)!
For the latest on all things Azur Lane! Find us here:
Azur Lane Official Homepage:
https://azurlane.yo-star.com/#/
Official Discord Server:
https://discord.gg/azurlane
Official Twitter Account:
https://twit...
Lusty depsite her nick name
is lewd
She’s lowkey very calm and nonchalant
Submissive
i mean, she only respond if asked, or touched
Who’s most assertive dominant girl
I assume it would be an iron blood girl
or fdg
lol no
Oh really?
Atago
so far fdg the wildest i guess by her chinese skin?
"assertive" and "dominant" can be seperate or fused category
I mean these two do give an dominant vibe
fdg use "mommie"hood to get to you
There is also Chapayev with her bridle kink
i don't mind fall to it
oh yeah, russian shipgirl also wild
Regen has some ojou-ego, but she is also obedient
Mom I'm scared
poltava is wild too
doesnt look like roon
until her tail is floofed
I prefer mine black and purple with fishnets but yea
Mecklenburg if she's actually 'Dominant'
i think musashi immediately
Hindy is more succesful on being dominant, but she is also more flexible than Mecky or Regen

what if one day skk passed away but the shipgirls don't know so they wait forever for skk to back online?
fate of shipgirls if SKK quit AL
Mitosis
like your coc base
That me looking at my old guild be like
What about this goofy goober
All of them will turn into Junyou
you dont want to get hit with Felix's high heel
Or Felix teeth
Felix , Boise, and Dolphin are the "undertable trio" iirc
Who are they hiding from
She's a brat, not goober
Therefore correction 
they're not hiding, they're sneaking SKK from down there
Chao Ho too
But then found it isn’t skk and it’s acruallly Odin
Same thing EOS

All dead

yamato gonna be the last shipgirl before eos
Iowa or EOS💔
or they spiritually migrate to Promellia if players (re)start there
Is it even gaining enough traction to survive on its own?

After laner 1 there will be super amazing laner 2 3d tps realistic shipgirl naval combat game
EOS soon
(Expansion of Service. Copium*)
would be funnier if that can compete with wows and wtnaval
Expansion of Seggs 

Laner will be top 1 gacha game again
Our glory days will return
I boot into windows for the first time in 9 months so I can apply a firmware update to my bugged out headphones. They work now, but Windows went ahead and set itself as priority in the boot order.
Fuck you Microsoft. This is why I left you.
Anyone here still remember crosswave?
It doesn't exist
Pepperridge Farms remembers
I can't even run windows for 5 minutes without it reaching in the guts and fucking with stuff I never gave it permission for
Me just chilling with win7
Mirage 2000D runs windows
microslop
Mr pig i still have it on my nintendo switch
if you can go 9 months without booting windows i have a feeling that you can just uninstall it safely
Playing osu in mirage
shit pile belongs in a vm at most and even the utility of a vm is arguable
There's no reason to ditch Windows 7
All arguments against it is just the big tech propaganda
Blackhawks run Redhat Linux and I've never heard someone claim that a Mirage is cooler than a Blackhawk
Actually our software loader computers mostly run Windows 7. We also have one for XP that's rarely used.
And an illegal one with Windows 10 that I'm explicitly not supposed to use but I've made to work anyway


Like the tea?
golden hind l2d seggs skin pls manjuu
Mm
She could be
That's nice
"do you know this proverb" ahh girl
Why was he so mad about that 
Where has the time gone
It's all good fun lol
I think you need some more friends
Maybe
those were my irl friends accounts before they stopped playing
Me telling my insurance company that I hit a pothole
zhu yuan wife
Why don't we have any more flattering gifs of the Churchill

kawakaze smile
Same artist lol
Their pixiv is funny because they've basically only ever drawn one character in a hundred different variants
Need more French boats
Anchorage is mentally handicapped

More Mamie pls

Her boobs are defying physics
what happens if you drink soap
hospital
:0
You die
fr?
:p
With my wife insert name
with my wife golden hind
what if you shower with hot sauce then
you live
but hot
the lick
Noooo
yeeees
Everyone is licking
damn that cat hungry
anyone play peakdust2
Licc hour you say 
Nooo
when im playing tiger 2 so i lowkey channel my erika itsumi
i delete some stuff after a bit to avoid ban
Bataan
unskilled artillery crew
she didn't die for context,
the breach domed her head tho 💀
the gun misprocedured or her error?
her error
Mm roast dinosaur
glad she's okay christ that recoil
Guys what would happen if you
she shouldn't have been standing after the warning
Fuse Atago and taihou together
thats triple 7 for ya
licc
Camera guy did NOT make things better
Scary alert
why she bent down on gun breach?
Dorothy
that, i do not know, possibly checking if breech locked properly?
Bro just immediately went to town on CPR without even examining her
XD
ye that's why i also suspect of errornous firing sequence

i got some crazy stuff on my VR
AI sloppififying the deaths of russian soldiers feels somehow more disrespectful than the drone strike itself
The rifle toss was clutch though
This did not need moonlight sonata
Oh my god
yeah
@chrome beacon enough offtopic vids ty
ima be fr, im chatting here cause nobody in my server is online rn
Murm
MURM!
Milk 
YOU SHOULD MURM YOURSELF NOW
The presence of mini skirts and tights has broken something within me
And opened a new door
A rabbit hole
No thanks I'm not going back to the midwest
in nikke server too crowded that nobody reply my message
here you can said anything and got atleast one reply
I wish to witness Takao in an office lady outfit
Okay
Oh you will not believe what I have
You guys ever know the song "its a small world after all"?
✅ Wears an officer uniform
✅ Is a lady
Dunno what more you want
omg vampire hi 
More like the l2d skin model one
fair enough
Its the simple things you know
She doesnt need to be in overtly complex clothing
She can wear a simple outfit and still look stunning
What would you do if she looks at you like this
Well, atleast in my eyes
Break down and stagnate
I Will never recover
Is this accurate
The full rigger?
where is Ruppy
Part of Erwin Rommel's name is Eugen
idk what that means so im just gonna say yes
The eldest sister is the flattest 💔 💔
Full rigged ship, a sailing ship with three or more masts, all of them square rigged
the pirate ship?
Erwin Eugen Rommel
why does it cut off Johannes
I don't think there's any pirates on that ship?
I got a leaky hydraulic line
#game-news message is all we know
i'm guessing it has to do with this holy unitas empire thing
Maybe you can have a crack at it
I was asking because idk which ship is supposed to be Vampire
also place hand here 
the big warship
theres like a billion of those little pirate ships or whatever but idk what they are
chubby takao
we can just get another cake what's the problem
what's their @ 
@Ross9cYVjQRkqT
I fuckin love chubby women
...tempting
hourglass? NAHH I LIKE THEM LIKE RICE SACK
🌮
It's the same artist as golden takao
I still think I like Kashino better, but this is still convincing
... actually, should I draw golden Kashino, or did I already run out of time?
Last one from the artist
Dies
That's a 203mm of pure love
i have a feeling the golden "fit" would always be welcome
school swimsuit
i forgot how degenerate and unusable this server is in public
coward
pure gold
What about this outfit
not our fault u opened it inn public 
Hah, no
this is just skk 
From 2x22, "The Wire". Garak and Bashir ask questions and answer none.
eve really is much deserving of the skk title judging by how the nikke-sb collab went
Le
Imagine if this game got a collab with Nikke
We get see
will Enty get the cuckchair like Rapi?
My favorite oufit that I can’t show on here
Probably, yes
Nikke x AL confirmed

take your ass back to #off-topic, we marry multiple people here
especially since both call you "Shikikan"
I wanna talk about Enterprise for a sec
take your ass back here, because they're same va
And how Independence stole her bow augment module
we're actually capable of loving multiple people in here
especially ENTERPRISE
BIG PLASTIC GIRL THAT YOU KISS
C'mon Yostar, it isn't that hard!
harem is "fair" game on both
imagine her first name is Michael
Afton?
Schumacher?
oh, William's son?
morbius?

morbing time
harbing time
harbin qt
Going back to my original tangent for a sec...Gouden Leeuw would be a better recipient for the gold swimsuit
Can't believe I forgot about her
gold swimsuit is suited for at least 80% of shipgirls here
golden hind with golden swimsuit
Fair enough

golden week in japan
Gold is a nice color
This, too
hmmmm
idk who's the artist that start this trend to make oc in golden bra though
let's see how Pookie and Rumey do in 13-3
Ooh, ya know what character could use more art
seeing my grind getting stagnant is giving me the ick
who
Odin
Minase
Odin since there’s nothing
Or Torricelli
The commons 
sure Odin is underappreciated, doens't help that she's quite petite
Forehead too big
let's give it a shot
I do like Odin though
she will need her deity sons and daughter assistance
Gimme a skin for salt lake City 
Odin needs an Augment...
Odin need Sheffield's maid skin

...we could just give her a thor-themed outfit
thor's armor?
Considering she literally uses his hammer
and Mjolnir hammer aug?
Do to copy right laws we can’t do that
Fair...
rainbow-bulin's hammer is enough
A Norse themed outfit would work though
Or
Viking's?
An latex fit
....latex?
forget marvel thor, what did people who actually worship(ped) thor think he looks like? the skin could be inspired by that instead
she has not much even smaller than average "Medium" in chest department
- SURELY you cannot copyright the fucking mjölnir
call it Manjuunir
Yes like this or something similar
JGFDJGHFGDSJKGHDSKJHFASKHFKJG
Considering that the hammer is literally used in her animations
I don't think copyright is an issue
or better a giant "BAN" hammer

hello everyone
Bulin META when
its me
100k damage per second
When is iron blood getting an gasmask wearing ship girl that has combat tattoos all over her body and her body is an dull grey pale
like Wolfenstein's grunt?

Nah, nothing that crazy, just a substitute for the crystals using for limit breaking
okay, they did great~
and a disturbingly cheerful demeanor
back to the Ruppy grind it is
But....what would the lore for Bulin META be?
culmination of 1 million bulins used for MLB
I think you should just look at gfl designs atp 
across all players verses
This is what happens if you attempt to MLB a Bulin
universal SNAPS and starts beating an arbiter over the head with her wrench until they both stop moving
Rumey's getting MVP a lot too, so that certainly accelerates the Ruppy grind
Sounds right
OR
Hatakaze META gets bored one day
why does i think of food-stamps before Thanos-stuff when hearing SNAP
because you live in the us?
Yup...
3 purple hearts
Hermit purple
beating the shit out of the IJN for a chance at a rare destroyer rn
look look i'm a responsible skk who bothers to progress in hard mode
Hi apri
hi lane 
MORE! MORE CUBES!
operator 😭
😭 how
Day 1 player
playing since day 1
I see
playing since day 0
played since D-3
I should probably save my cubes instead of mass spending huh
oh yeah McDonald's internet
I need to get back to 3000 cubes tho fr 
Im almost on 100 cubes are yall proud 🥹🥹
MVC 
"The two companies haven't done anything with each other since Crosswave. They're done."
-someone's comment about the possibility of Neptunia rerun in the ALM server
what did they mean by this?
yes 
It means you're hanging around the cancer server too much
and 22 retrofits to go
yea
anyways
reminder to stay hydrated
good but save more for UR event
if he never pull it's gonna be fine i guess
i got bismarck zwei under 100 as my first ur
i think i did too
but yeah, gain more cubes
I’m gonna send slop on insta now for this
You act like I don't doom scroll watching AI slop on insta reels , yt shorts and TikTok
hmm I am over 6k coobs now.
100k or go home
ALWAYS send lion next time
benson lb2 
AAAA i want to grind Brest but no French
I neither have French ships
French Ships not found.
Germany is barely
only prinz and common and rares
mostly grind USA
Royal navy 404 not found
another faction forgot it from existence
Imagine they release a DR chinese ship now.
wanna get french? okok
ez pz you just need to head to war archives and open up Iris of Light and Dark and Skybound Oratorio
one day you will be like this
Foch and Selli are perma too
Tupila:who the hell even they?
Dutch
Just got Implacable and Roma best day ever
Apri

you can also find Béarn, Tem, Malin Muse and Gali in merit shop
and JB in medal shop
John

ah, also Le Mars in core shop
so yeah french you can find there are french all around
I love french
🍅
chat where is cn stream countdown
Why cat explode? 

just snacked a Formi Nendo on sale 
but i guess i need a heavy duty crane and shelf to get her up the stairs amd display her
China sucks
ask Shou and Zui for "crane" assistance



what
Thats the plan, although my luck the past like 5 events I actually played I got UR under 20 pulls so Im praying for that luck
Tuff
nowaday, other than drawing skill, ai-software-command skill may can achieve that to a degree
ok sure
I wish i have the artistic capabilities tp draw Takao with a business outfit
draw and photoshop ability


i wish i had artistic capabilities as well so i would draw so much Eugen stuff also the people wouldn't hunt me when i show AI pictures....
showing ai picture in public is fair game for "reactions"

Man. I want agir Oath skin

Laffey 
They can make dozen of swimsuit skin with unique line in one year but oath skin is like drip of water
because oath skin cost 600 gems, compare to 800+ of all other skins
~~oath skin is not dynamic so the price is fair ~~
not even dynamic 😭
still very pretty
arabian oathing skin for Cleo when
Cleo Egyptian though.
ptolomeic dynasty

therefore semi greek
Unless you claim them as your own "art"
lanerrrr
that's even worse, if found out
omg me and a bunch of high school kids stopped in front of the cat today
same cat i saw out in the rain a few days ago
and he (or she, idk) froze for a second, then stood up and walked inside a house
Imo the decision to give Atago a western style wedding dress and Takao a traditional style Japanese wedding dress is a well thought one
I can explain my two cents but Im in class rn
which is fantastic for me, because my conscience is lifted
What is this

website where you can buy gems and stuff if you, for whatever reason, don't want to use the in-game gem store
odd that they put nj on the announcement instead of akashi 💀
finally, no tax
Maybe if you want the discounts or smth

We are free of play/app store 
Maybe that cat is gentry
wait i should probably not post the funny numbers
but yeah
no yen, so i will continue to suffer the exchange rate

bouns
Suffer now win later
||there is no winning||
||it's so joever||
||
||
The exchange rate for my local currency is now about one-third lower
well FUCK YOU TOO

Joe Biden coming over
oh yea definitely buying from the store...those 5% discount stack up over time
yeah
love it
no more middle man
yea no more buying gems from my phone
I cant even buy in my country 
i nutted
i want the 3d open world game
paypal and stripe....is stripe a service that takes your credit card info?
... they only take paypal and stripe?
yea
weird. the old top-up service had more options
robinhood gold card with 3% cash back
5% reduced price for me 
Almost no change
either way, 5% reduced price on top of conversion rate making it cheaper by default is nice
where u from?
what's stripe and xsolla
Europe
war thunder used to use xsolla
payment process service
I thought pig meant joe coming over
💳
also did they really manage to misspell bonus on the gem packs? 
bonus
benus
bennus
Brennus
i knew it
yes
I tested a card with no funds, and it ended up giving me more than a 5% discount because of the currency exchange
Bouns
bouns
gotta fix the embarassing spelling mistake, i bet 
It is still up for me
Smol

John


AL has its own gem shop now outside of play and etc 
Dang

Like CoC
yea
Is it cheaper?I don't really buy gems that often 
Oh that's nice,must be the Google cut
yea
google is probably taking more than that
True I guess
either way, I will stop buying from play store
slightly cheaper alternative is an option now
Well i just did a quick calc and for me it is basically a round about 20% discount cause of exchange rates
I am curious about the lucky box now too if it shows up in the website
will have to wait until UR event is out
Yes please

Riche

with this store option, it went from 100% not happening to 99.9% not happening
what has Yostar to do with Pc-client for AL again?
I mean they are definitely going to add lucky box,there is no way they wouldn't do that

skin bundles?
where is this?
I am just saying it cause it is redundant to visit a website via your phone when it is easily accessible via play/apple, but the discount might be worth an extra step of hurdle through the phone.

payment dot yo-star.com
i wanna be hugged by a 6 feet tomboy
ringpack to go
For PC, this website is a blessing


Can’t wait for the new UR
like hakuhou
hhmm
Hakuhou? Pretty?
Unzen!!!!


the Kelp, hola
the John, hello
tbf 5% adds up especially if you buy a lot of gems
same
there is an option for double gems
but if you already used that then it will be greyed out
Ahh
Bouns
this may add some revenue-charting to AL , for emulators 
oh i didn't realize it was actually a separate option. guess they sort that smartly
I see someone who spends a lot on gems
tbf mine is the same 
you could pay through google play on emulators tbf 
I would not pay through emulator
oh i see, i dont use emulator for years now
higher chance of payment error
they won't need to worry about google banning them now 

why would google ban them?
next cruise pass soon 

Do we know the skin alr?
nope
It wasn’t Z52 was it?
but probably next week or something
Wow, the website is much cheaper, even without the current discount. Trade license is 8.99€ via google, but 6.75€ (7.10€ without the 5% discount) via website
where do you check the store
Notice board
pretty sure that was just gonna be a free skin from some event
in game?
yea

Just google yostar topup center

thx
im checking the price differences
not much difference its just discounts
this represents a bit how much google was taking a bit of the pay cut.
just a bit
The differences are mostly when converting to other currencies. Europeans will pay about 20% less. At least thats the difference for me.
i don't use paypal or stripes, so still taxed
Hmpf

if stripes is like xsolla, then I will not be taxed.

who is that
what is this website ?
Kashino
yostar topup center
casual/sundress Cowshino 
5 kids with kashino
such a serene smile
actually amazing
Cows do have quite a few children in their life
The children are very cute and curious
They love to lick








and probably also daily CNN/NBC too


