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Bri'ish
She somehow look 10 year younger in this one
but alas, i'm not a texture artist
Darjeeling

not really, there are quite a few websites that sell them
just gotta google and a lot come up
rewatching aot
this is really fucking hard to not repeat the same ship
Eugen one is soo real, omg
is the Siren Lover
omg Mild Breeze!!!!

so underrated
she's adorable
i really love her but its hard to say so without being called a lolicon 
shes so daughter
Force her to watch all the scary films

But do the devs like French lolis?
Omg Brézé love in 2026
Someone like to be call plebian i see
Plebian?
Maize refer to you like that
It means peasant/ commoner
no ik what the word means but
Oh
I see my waifu there but why is everyone thinking so bad of her
I see
lord boobander
not my type but she cute
She keep calling you that btw

god only knows
I still have 0 clue how guam spine isnt snap in half in her ninja skin
she's very bendy
why tf does FV4202 only have like 500 hp engine????
they were rationing horses, no all you can eat buffets
just like how Churchill had 350hp engine while Cromwell had 600hp
is it lighter?
39 ton vs 46 ton
The Centurion engine was very fuel hungry
46 tons for the Centurion?
so yeah
it's not like upgrading the engine would magically fix the everything else, there's probably a reason for it
Yeah
Oh 37 ton apparently for FV4202
the engine was likely better to maintain and was more fuel efficient
i was mistaken because they called it the "40 ton Centurion"
i thought it would be close to 40

there's your answer 
but still
is there any hints about the next cruise pass skin yet?

it has a better transmission than the Centurion
next cruise pass skin is chicago
wth
On the Cneturion?
FV4202
Mmm Chicago love after 84 years
Or 4202
certainly not going anywhere in a hurry
apparently I have too much credibility here... well if it was chicago I'd probably be the first to know
(stock engine in WT, spaded is 520)
Where’s Mino been?😔
v8
the mobility situation for British postwar tanks is tragic
i'd sooner believe in a Chicago META than a new skin. she's basically forgotten. after carrying the first generations of shikikans into mid/late game
wife needs skin
but i'm guessing the next event will have some META in the banner/map drop?
Probably, that been a trend for awhile
we'll probably have someone post the next cruise pas skin the second it is revealed anyway
and at least once every hour after that
i mean, there's some metas getting extra exp in the pre-event phase. that's rare
title suggests holy roman empire, so probably some alternate timeline event?
yeah, it will be a broman empire
Must be some German shipfus in i think
pirate events are october only, yes?
every man thinks about the Roman Empire a few times a day
nahh
roman empire is pretty much all of europe, parts of africa, the middle east...
depends which specific empire
so only Genghis Khan empire was larger in size?
europe isn't actually that big
First Galactic Empire (before Palpatine somehow returned)
Hear me out. First UR meta and its Akashi.
also keep in mind that the british mostly didn't control the areas supposedly in the empire, nowhere near enough men for that
Dissapointment of the century or peak of the century 50/50
(have you heard their accent???)
Anakin being posh
one reason india could become independent by basically doing nothing, india is huge
no but they had the men to put them down if they act funny
which is effectively controlling
There's about 40 different English accents gotta be more specific then that
only in post colonial era after WW2
Even in a galaxy far far away, Scottish still exist
Scotland forever, literally
I'll at least give the germans credit for killing the british empire, took them two tries and another couple decades for the whole thing to collapse but they got there in the end
and yet the Bri'ish accent is the least understandable for non Bri'ish people
Attack The D Point!

All Noobs, leads to Boobs.
Again there are various degrees of the English accent
Just try to listen to a Scouser
crazy story ... on ARK i was trading dinos with a british person... i had TROUBLE to understand him and his mates
I mean for an intergalactic empire, youd expect most of them to be speaking something not English.
Bet he was from Liverpool
People still play ark?
Have you seen someone speak with Yorkshire accent? Bet its that
people still try to play ark?
I'm English so I've heard them all
i did 4-5 years ago or so i don't really know the exact time anymore
I would be called posh as I'm from the south east but I don't think so
Ah condolences, im sorry for your loss. I hope your next reincarnation is better 
idk man but i couldn't understand him at all i almost started a clan war hahaha
Nah it's great being English
Wake up, put the kettle on, eat fish and chips
See your favourite football team lose over and over again
ark devs being the people who "accidentally" plagiarized assets
Go Manchester (both of them)
and get into a "Mk IV Churchill" tank cuz war thunder is calling lol
I'm a west ham supporter so this is too real
Oh no we're losing our playerbase!
Quick let's develop a new game!
Will it be playable and optimized?
Fuck no.
I prefer left ham and right ham, one for each hand
when i saw they use stuff from ATLAS i was quite upset ... they bring someting to their new DLC or something
ATLAS was so much fun despite being in a crappy state
Holy shit i thought y'all died in the plague
South beef
Perks of being a mid table ig? Rolling a coin if your team is shit or not today
'mid table'
Mate we are 18th
first thing I see when I type west ham - lost 3 nil to brentford
The great escape is on trust me
I love boobs
Hmm
i love boobs as well
Sir yes sir glory to the failed battlecruiser turned carriers ships
We've got to draw
And spurs needs to loose
"have you tried plugging it in and out?"
Maybe it's thirsty
wait we got Azur Lane Tech support here now? do we have a shipgirl that can handle that?
Uh
No I can't chat, use the scrollwheel and clicking will just sellec all
Maybe reset
Use the mouse or chat? Is the mouse an external mouse or like the laptop mouse
Just did and now it works
That's why I'm the tech genius
Morning fellow people
I have never been this insulted in my entire life
congratulations
Reminds me of that one meme where some guy just greets kids by saying "How do you do, fellow kids"
Posh of you to assume that im a people
that meme is probably older than you are
if its earlier than '01 it might be
I just gucking noticed
you're ..... a burger !?
any skater would cringe just looking at that
His shirt literally says Music Band
there's no limit to larp
Music Band is goated
if you actually skate, you do not hold the board that way ever
isnt that the ac/dc text font?
Love the name bro
Yeah lol
I assume it can fall of and is not a comfortable way to hold it
it is
Hard Song is one of my favorites!!!
Same omg!
Wtf is ACDC, my favourite music band is MUSIC 🌩️ BAND
no, when you grind you damage the trucks and holding it there will get bits of metal in your hands
You gotta check out their album "Our Second Album"
Rather relaxing actually
Was gonna say this exact thing
You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Heavy Metal album by Music ⚡ Band
Shit’s fucking GOATED
Okay but their single A Heartbreak Song is also fire
pity the kents and suffolks, adopt a county class today
Personally I prefer Sound People more
Dude I literally cried listening to that. It spoke to me
I would name my username with the words coming into my mind first
a gun is where its wrong
Honey badger rifle?
I mean... She did train Sheffield.

At least she's exercising proper trigger discipline
imagine Belfast wearing Honolulu's outfit while holding that
GFL 2 collab.... Hmmmm
Come out ye black a tans, come out an fight me like a man! Show yer wife how ye won medals down in Flanders!
Tell ‘er how the IRA made ye run like hell away, from the green an lovely lanes a Killashandra!
It's a carbine, actually
O
was at an event yesterday, they no longer allow us to bring steel weapon replicas, sad
was thinking of doing something else next time anyway, maybe I do a whole star citizen heavy infantry cosplay, that would be fun, lot of work though
IRA posting is mad
And there ya go 
Belgun awakens something in me
Oh cmon you just like women with guns 
Yes
Or maids with guns...
Pig did you like Clemenceau?
They make my heart go boom boom boom
HELL YES CIA MAID YESSIR
Cia maid? Oh hell no
An angel with a shotgun~ shotgun~ fighting till the wars done~
Clem is Tribunal which does shady things within Iris
so

at least in lore
clem does shady things with me too
awauw
CIA maid bringing Jakarta Method to some south American countries 
Clem is the one who assassinated Montana 
Good for you
No more Vichya in story
the Iris is reunified

average laner writer
as a skk I approve of more holes
Hey hey Sodak
Hi hi
No need to thank me, for I'm a genius at writing incoherent stories all for the purpose of introducing new characters that we can sell
what if this man made IJN ships?
Who dis man
Oh no.
He can smell colours
You sweet summer child
Is he the anti christ?
bad memories. real bad memories.
No silly that's the UN
That episode was by far a whiplash in tone
he probably doesn't watch anime more than 12 episodes long
Fucking abridged something I forgot the title of
Castlevania
?
I know what your on about I think
fma
@vestal briar https://open.spotify.com/track/4ou1FyPwLpzeOU3YjeQ4Mw?si=B-Nk71jsSHW1Hm_nGRJdPw MJ SAMPLED ONE OF MY FAV SONGSSSSSSSSSS!!

Holdup tell me more
MJ is alive again?
or is it an AI copy?
HeEEEE hEEEE
A horse with no name by America is one of my favorite songs
yeah, because of the movie, his songs got a second wind in popularity

MJ is his own AI copy
They made a new MJ movie
This is MJs 2014 album
MJ turning into an alien liquid metal jet is the weirdest movie I watched
something something 
no no.. MJ, Spiderman boyfriend
OOOOOH THAT MJ
I'll have a listen later
Weird how many famous things are initialized with MJ
I joke, but there's probably one universe where it's true

that means there's also a universe where spiderman gets adopted by Micheal Jackson
Fuckin quantum physics of infinite multiverses go to sleep formi
You're overthinking this

I'm distracting myself from the pain my body is in
I can totally picture spiderman moonwalking after he webbed some criminal
What did you do this time
MJ almost bought marvel to play spider man
beta aquile star system
Criminal?
Smooth criminal?
Forgot about that, what a weird man

painkillers wore off
Take more then
I'm not home yet
Then go home faster
What did you even do to yourself
Fell of mount Everest and drank too many schnapps.
dying slowly
Aren't we all
Schnapps overrated
You could say that it's dying lights.
To much monster energy drinks
Good night good luck?
Who cares if one more light goes out
Did anyone catch the reference
They really need to put more interesting facts tbh
Makes it dying light 2?
59p UK energy drinks are goated
Iced Tea.
You boil tea, put sugar, put ice. Voilà
istg Shinano gear are the most expensive i have ever seen
rest in peace Chester
I’m gonna marry you
don't need to boil if cold brewing
I don't get the reference
I dont even equip any of my ships with rainbow equipments
Youll manage. Somehow.
linkin park song
The only linkin park song ik is that "I walk on a lonely road"
The boulevard of broken dreams
what?? isnt that green day
WAIT WHAT?!
in the end is which group?
HOLD UP
Lick Pandas
It is green day... Wtf? Is this that Bernstein bears thing
This would unironically be good ragebait
Thx I'll save that
I'm such an idiot.
I guess
I know only one
Wait
word up
and I showed my hand
Is In the End Green day or linkin park
linkin park
i don't even know what linkin park is

give somewhere i belong a listen
it's when you have a bridge between 2 parks
Singapore is doing a lot of that in last 7 years

Who has the template to make the best girl/best skin/underrated girl thing ?
I thought Singapore only had Lions? Since when did they start building bridges and parks?
Eventually you will get one big park
ever since they joined lions to fish legs
We just make it ourselves
i think
i did
Imagine if you place that one big park in the middle of the city and called it Central Park

Does it hurt the lion and the fish? Is there any side effect like coughing or nausea?
they mutated into sea lions 
Innovative
we outsourced production though..
What is your sealion made in china now?
mm fish
that's Walmart and Toys r'us Collab product... Wal-rus
must be from a younger generation than us. basically, you are getting old
That skin is weird
its perfect

meow
bonchy keary
Bocchi the battlecarrier
dat gif is intense ucey
/grill @modern yoke
Can somebody revive the chat with booba
annihilation by booba
wassup gamers where can i ask for the following events

I was thinking of guichen

i just wanted to ask when's the next event
We dunno bro
I'm still depressed over this

shyt
guychen... 


Oh my fuckin god I need to stare at Clemenceau real bad
Out of every fetish, why infant play

would you be a sugar baby if they treated you like a baby?
Hell nah

babymaxxing
true
Child support maxxin
armpits or feet would have been...
even if they paid you 100k a year?
no


literal pacifiers and baby bottles are just not it...
hi Richie!!!!
my birthday about to end
in 5 minutes

Do I feed them
I also wonder why people do it
happy birthday pig ur awesome
Happy birthday
Depend on how hot they are and how much they pay, my dignity aint worth much in this day and age
When your expiration date
thank you thank you!!!!!
every skin must be a fetish now. we can no longer get skins like this one
happy happy birthdayyy
ex-fucking-scuse me?
milk
man i love kafka
Thank you Richie!!!!
Yes
Trafalgar prettiest?
Hmm
Boobs tho

my expiration date will be 18 10 2034
Happy birthday

I dont like blonde milf elf 
how'd you make this list
very close
Website called grids fun
Time flies really fast nowaday
generic porn elf woman
omg she's georgeous
how about this 
Not a elf but close
Soda
someone wearing actual clothes
I dont realy like blonde hair in general 
actually I'll probably live slightly longer than that but I probably be begging for death
so its 10/10
You should sign up for cryopreservation
And that's the end of my birthday!!!!
nah i rather opt for a cyberbody
BIGGGG thank you and loves to everyone who congratulated!!!
you mean you dont like an outfit thats a trash bag? or an outfit that is just a few pieces shear fabric?

Happy birthday!
@modern yoke stop being freaky agh
objectively incorrect
theres a limit 
My favorite shipgirl is lebron james
hms robux bettar
Its kinda true 
You'll have that option when they resurrect you in the future though
what are those
fuck i want a pig in a blanket right now

pigs in a blanket
Happy Mother's Day! 
looks tasty 
i like putting cheese in mine 
spend mother's day by getting off azur lane
yes happy God mother's day
nep in "best collaboration"
THAT'S MY HOMIE
Hey thats me
Happy mother's day!
do they have allat
wow think alike

triple the mommy instead
mother's day
FDG and hutten look kinda similar

they're sisters
ok yeah I was thinking thats why
usually same ship class is treated as sisters in game
hoshou is mother like too, Right?
ah so they are both in the same ship class
like hakuhou and taihou
houshou is definitely mommy
Really cool part about that skin is how York is also in it, just like Exeter is in hers
mommy overload
oh thats cool as fuck
To think about it
I think i dilkike more fredrich Carl than Gouden 
Kinda. FdG is WarGaming's modification of an H-39
york wedding skin is beautiful
But we can't have skins like that anymore

Now it all has to be seggs
So true

so both ships are like somewhat sisters?
the actual forgotten mother of AL
the world shall know segs
sis is just staring at the wall
Because smth came out of the wall I swear
New skins for her soon

What ship has best bunny suit
still waiting for her limited skin to return
The community treats them that way, and they are close in-game.
The game considers them different classes, kinda like New Jersey and Georgia
id love for a new skin for Houshou
It's actually a very drammatic plot point where commander has chosen to marry York instead of Exeter and she's traumatized, thinking about what could've been from the sidelines
I see
(the collab skin that never returns)
i thought it was perma

bunny suit mentioned and no nj?
Agir 

this released before I started playing
are you a shipfu?
no but im a part of the name
*a part
FUCK
then we need to fix that for you to be GOAT
Imagine collab with this freak
the first and (only?) valentine's day skin
womp womp
really?
RIP valentines day
thought this game would have more valentine day skins
Highschool dxd collab

Only vtuber we ever needed was marine
Why is there an eagle with sirens slowly approaching my postion

Hey im not a skunk
FdG with wavy hair goes unnaturally hard 
there may be more actually and my mind isnt thinking about em
but thats the first one i remeber
y'know what else is hard?

hi
no, make the hair longer
hi guys
anyway, still mother's day
time to sleep

good night all
hello person with Boar-ing pfp
friedrich der große and friedrich der little
oh right little fred exists
i get triggered when Little FDG just acts like her Adult form her voicelines hahahaha but i like these pictures
boar-ing
tire is tiring
Friedrich Der Kleine hits hard too
Little NJ will release for CN anniversary
she just imitate her mother
little agir best lil ship
little lane
the situation is crazy

azur lane situation is crazy
kusogaki energy

not AL
Kuso what 
yeah I know
gup mentioned
cheeky kid
im not enough of a weeb to know what that shit means
Half of little ships are cheeky
sometimes rude..but they get pass because "they are kids"
is it just me or the update is making my game lag like crazy?
Probably just you
what's your phone
just you
using bluestacks
massive?
thats probably why maybe
im so sorry
azur lane is truly how big can we go
What info does she have on her paper
are you emulating at least a snapdragon phone?
employment
AL vs HS DXD

I made an meme in keynote
Holy 
just accept your fate at this point
Trust go with Musashi she’s safest option
i forgot this one mommy but if i keep sending i would get image ban
crazy
Who is she?
NJ
caracciolo?
shes moving like invincible
frfr
Carscciolo can’t look that crazy
My island planner finally is a bit controllable now
shoulda been me
It only takes 10 minutes to get in the damn harbor
28 minutes to get out
Caracciolo is the freakiest pasta girl
not that crazy?
she barely wear clothes
GUGU
why are the crazy shipfus always so hot
are they hot because they're crazy?
or they're crazy make them hot?
modern day philosophy
Most of them gets crazy
Thats what u get for having a bond with a girl thats a 100 year+ maturer than you
goon research
Sexy girl♂️
Most of these short height ships are old but aged like fine wine
Their technically not a child
Would you rather be trapped in room with Musashi and akagi, taihou and shinano or be in room with friederich and alvitr, regenburg,
stop
second option
Essex locked you into either or rooms

bro is digging himself into a hole
Im the victim
no NJ? 💔
Trust
we all are
we are all shikikan that are forced to work with fossils
Is because each commander can have up to 1k ships
Jumpscare
pear
fuck typo
i want mommy yorktown 
why jumpscare
I want the room with alvitir only
Ngl with 1 k ships i dont think only doing it with one a life will satisfy the others
She’s going to drag you to her basement in New Jersey
commander jobs prob have high mortality
Damn that disprove my point unless u survive
i dont mind
imagine if UNSC had shipgirls
Yes because of them forgetting lock doors where taihou is housed or akagi
Tbh for it to work the commander need to have balls of steel
To get that many girls
And literally
whoud look funny
commander have hundred million power in rise of kingdom
use egypt first
crazy
Damn it i chose the vikings
Ngl
i can see that
Enty IS Peak
If u try marrying then mating out
Also you have to consider the yandere issue
straight to mate?
Well 1k for each commandee the girls cant wander around
Well yandere counteracts with yandere with their childs
:hyperlick:
And if u somehow manage to get most of em it will negate itself
And make the punishing intent turns into a mating intent
Ye they punish u
How many shikikan die each year cause There Shipgirl too aggressiv in bed
What would regensburg be since I think she lowkey an sadist
more than shark death
Lol
Alot this why we use marine corp
Me want it
They are spendable and stupid
Nah their geniuses
Yk If Posting Images here is allowed?
I feel bad for anyone who is in charge of regensburg
Only their kids will live on to mate with ithers
Regina
He’s going be looking like that Patrick wasted onto
Her rigging is watching
Imagine shipgirls But scifi Ships
When my eyes turn run, RES
Is there anyway to hide or slow down regensburg from hunting you down
No
what color is RES
Her rigging will coil you
Accept fate only way
Or send in the roon
Nvm they team up
Restin
I mean
One prevents u from escaping
One pin u down
Its the perfect teamwork
@pastel oracle

sounds like taihou and hakuhou
did someone say sci-fi shipgirls

Meckle is way more dangerous
Yes Imagine Spirit of fire
Animation by the Amazing
Theo Bouvier
https://twitter.com/voubi1
Project Page https://x.com/TheLunarWar
setting by me!

Meckle always know where u are, but all u need to do is look up
my hands 😭
If you are being hunted down by most dangerous and freak out ships in iron blood how would you escape
Uhhh
give in
U dont
Brest-astic
Wait What happend to her Hands

Hmm
I agree with takao
But atago
U do know mating seasons might affect shipgirls
And she got a fox ear
Oh great heavens
Also couldn’t you just
Contain them
Until mating season is over
They escape
Containtment breached
Also i think shipgirls moraly dont like being contained
So their friends would try freeing them
Instead
How could they possibly escape don’t we have funding have high security that’s on par with pentagon and also they are in open space but the entrance from open area is Iockee
Got persuaded moraly
Democracy at its best
There is a reason why
The security was never high
It was all planned
We should be safe form most of them expect for akagi
Schemed by the yanderes
Well dont u remember u bond with every shipgirl and it affects
Couldn’t you just hide in vent because most of girls can’t fit in vents
Well they got one move called
The aircraft carrier spotted planes
Ur constantly being watched wether u like it or not
They also got radars
humans
Uh
Carrying a ton kg of weapons everyday
Doesnt make u slow
Their super fit technically
Oh
So you can’t hide or outrun them but can you outsmart them
indiana not being shredded without reason

Yes
You submit
indiana plap plap you down with her abs
They might be not as fast as the horse girls
But they are averagely fit and there is 1k of em
I can just stick with taihou then I’ll be safe
Thats a bad plan
Good if u choose for it
Uh
Taihou would fight everyone so I am safe
No way it’s Carl
But akagi is there
Akagi is an weak compare to big Tai
Taihou on top
literally
I remember
Its the other way around tho
it was so dark early i thought he would pull out a red saber
But then i realised akagi would being out albacore
Bring
Carl will save me from scary yanderes







