One done by a META, oddly enough
#al-general
noble osprey
placid gulch
we're handling cosmic horror levels of threat rn
tight roost
we're handling cosmic horror levels of threat rn
so basically we're at LimbASS territories now?
chrome beacon
hallooo
placid gulch
we know they've anihilated entire timelines cuz that's how the entire story kicked off
noble osprey
we're handling cosmic horror levels of threat rn
I'd say we're approaching HI3rd early game now
placid gulch
yeah yeah cuz like
in terms of our timeline, test site beta
skk is a sensei-like figure in that "all 900+ of us will make it out of this shit alive I swear to god"
and all the comebacks from death
keep a very apparent tint of hope in the story
noble osprey
One day, we shall get legitimate playable observer
tight roost
I'd say we're approaching HI3rd early game now
how much time left until we're reaching PGR-levels of Darkness
noble osprey
how much time left until we're reaching PGR-levels of Darkness
That depends on what Hierophant and Hatakaze META does next
placid gulch
noble osprey
Depending on what they do, things can go very, VERY wrong
placid gulch
and also if the lack of Melena accidentally lets us in on more information on X therefore they get more entryway into tsb
placid gulch
we're getting another alt IB just now
noble osprey
I feel like an alt Sakura Empire would prove especially problematic
dapper hinge
i just saw the new loading screen stuff, a shame we have no lore now
noble osprey
Mostly because of Akagi
placid gulch
so it's 2 alt IBs
2 alt Royals
1 alt Italy
1 alt entire test site
hmmmm
1.5 alt Royals
noble osprey
Oh yeah, I forgot about alt italy
placid gulch
only Glory left from one of those
noble osprey
I feel like alt eagle would be the last
noble osprey
Mostly because we would likely get some weird interactions with different Enterprises
sinful vapor
Batman......
noble osprey
Or an alt BHR that immediately causes trauma
Wait, that won't work
As far as I know, there's only ever been one BHR across all timelines
Which is still a mystery, I think
I can take the rest of this to #al-lore to declutter the char
placid gulch
sure 
let's go -w-
agile silo
mystic vapor
Cutie pootie
vital karma
still waiting for Alsace rerun 
mystic vapor
Will other use Iowa class battleships appear?
mystic vapor
Also idk who made this unofficial design
sinful vapor
still waiting for Alsace rerun <:waiting:1461577881237848145>
next month trust
vital karma
Also idk who made this unofficial design
Kancolle Iowa.
placid gulch
Also idk who made this unofficial design
that's just Kancolle Iowa 
mystic vapor
Oh
vital karma
or New Jersery unoffical sister
sinful vapor
Kaiser 
silver atlas
hi
sinful vapor
Kancolle so 2013
vital karma
ive discover Kancolle after i watched some Azur Lane videos.
mystic vapor
I found this cool thing
tight roost
Also idk who made this unofficial design
wait...
that's where my idea came from 💀
(my idea is this picture)
vital karma
also SOLD SNAKE?!
silver atlas
my search for figuring how to download Kancolle on my phone (i thought it was a mobile game back in the day) was what led me to finding Al
mystic vapor
placid gulch
I found out about Kancolle before my middle school WW2 hypefixation hit
so I couldn't appreciate it enough then
I do more now
but not shibafu's faces
tight roost
i discovered AL because i heard they collaborated with GOATunia
sinful vapor
I found out about Kancolle when I was still into Touhou
loud herald
azur lane fans never cease to make the unfunniest memes in existence
sinful vapor
early 2010s days
placid gulch
I found out about AL through the holo collab
sinful vapor
Fluvee
placid gulch
but like 3 years after the holo collab so
noble osprey
I heard of Azur Lane via the Anime, and some art on Pixiv
loud herald
Fluvee <:u556Wave:588887262138466321>
celest saddle
I swear we better get another Iowa class ship before yamato
earnest condor
azur lane fans never cease to make the unfunniest memes in existence
gacha players in general
noble osprey
We're getting Fletcher META before Yamato
earnest condor
now what the fuck is the "holy unitas empire"
earnest condor
i get that 
placid gulch
we're going on another isekai adventure
tired crown
Birb
placid gulch
courtesy of Arbiter: The Magician I
silver atlas
wait we about to go into the 10th aniv?
placid gulch
IB from another timeline
silver atlas
silver atlas
earnest condor
manjuu try to not make 39485673498765983769 iron blood events challenge?
placid gulch
Iowa and Yamato next year trust
silver atlas
so ive been playing Al for nearly a whole decade......fuck.....
tight roost
Pyramid of Gacha Darkness
tight roost
*And Crk is going crazy right now*
so?
vital karma
the only 2 gacha games i play is SD gundam Eternal and Azur lane now.
frank relic
Why grey area ?
earnest condor
five billionj fictional ships before a second iowa
mystic vapor
Fanmade USS Iowa design
tight roost
Why grey area ?
where should we belong in what tier list then,dude?
lament palm
**Pyramid of Gacha Darkness**
"A normal world with some chaos" and it's literally the apocalypse
noble osprey
Beast Yeast alone puts CRK in grey, at least
modern dew
look behind you there is a spider with a fat ass
violet panther
imo, Genshin "peaceful" is debatable
mystic vapor
To be honest I would imagine genshin impact fans if they were meet azur lane characters in person try to talk shit about their looks they are dying
Or making them sweep rain
lament palm
GI impact fans that hate the characters looks or want to change them either aren't actual fans or fake it for performative bs
tight roost
atr,we're NIKKE 2.0
violet panther
Varesa*
tight roost
huge amounts of gooning but with darkness
lament palm
That'd imply this game is good
violet panther
lament palm
It isn't
mystic vapor
Who has better designs Nikke or Azur
lament palm
Deposits?
mystic vapor
I mean designs
lament palm
Nikke
mystic vapor
Oh
lament palm
AL had good designs
mystic vapor
Also hot takes zzz isn’t an gooner game
mystic vapor
Most light fan service
noble osprey
Which is quite nice, tbh
modern dew
how it feels to stop giving a fuck and start seggs with the big tiddy shipgirls
you're the big tiddy shipman
lament palm
There's always two sides of the argument that are together ohh I want sexy WA WA or ohhhh this is bad, too much skin! And it's like, neither that actually matters. You can have sexy without making it cheap and uncool
mystic vapor
I want make an gacha game that is American hell yea where your an cool USA commander with one of characters being muscular tan Cuban girl riding t-Rex with laser eyes and an massive machine gun with chainsaw under it.
Yes
mystic vapor
I can cook
lament palm
violet panther
western shipgirl gacha?
placid gulch
the issue with ZZZ is that it was hoyo fan's first introduction to PG-13 fanservice
mystic vapor
It’s so tame
placid gulch
and many hoyo fans are babies in terms of gacha game knowledge
so they wouldn't know about the stuff that goes on like
here, for example
lament palm
The issue with ZZZ is that it's a Hoyo game tbh, with a Hoyo fan base
placid gulch
one comes here, sees a new L2D+ skin that lets you just zoom into the boobs for 30 minutes and is like "oh ok sounds par for the course"
that's give gacha newbies a heart attack
lament palm
I think in general gacha players are just, entrapped in a bubble now a days
Some how
They have no exposure to other mediums
mystic vapor
Mari setagoya is tuff
lament palm
It used to be that every gacha player was an anime nerd who did nothing but watch obscure series
You see gacha players now and it's all like, baby's first anime
placid gulch
I think that change happened on the basis that they make even the daily missions longer now
you know, playtime and retention numbers grow, trust grows, money stays
so rather than gachas being a subset of weeb culture as a whole, gachas have become its whole own space kinda
tight roost
if AL is as dark as early-game Hi3rd nowadays,why couldn't they collab with Eva or NieR
lament palm
AL is fake dark, because nothing that ever happens or will happen will at any point matter
ivory oyster
if AL is as dark as early-game Hi3rd nowadays,why couldn't they collab with Eva ...
because it is not NIER that level yet
lament palm
The main reality is happi happi happi
lament palm
Never tried it, never called to me
ivory oyster
dude AL is gooner game, not sadge pepe game
placid gulch
if AL is as dark as early-game Hi3rd nowadays,why couldn't they collab with Eva ...
AL, aside from the writing team and us lore nerds, is more interested in gaining profit through fanservice
so that's the kinda IPs they look for
tight roost
dude AL is gooner game, not sadge pepe game
tell that to NIKKE
lament palm
Nikke is different
placid gulch
case in point DoA, Senran Kagura
ivory oyster
different level of goon
placid gulch
To Love Ru
mystic vapor
Also Rio with short hair
clever sierra
placid gulch
and yeah Nikke's playerbase cares much more about the story than your average AL player
lament palm
I think Nikke is honestly a perfect example of how you can tell someone plays it or not, because every Nikke player knows fan service in Nikke is VERY secondary
placid gulch
why do you think #al-lore only has 10 of us talking in there
tight roost
is this a genius way of telling how dark the gacha game is?
collaborates with NieR/Eva
placid gulch
we don't even spoiler tag bc 90% of people doesn't care -w-
mystic vapor
Crossover when azur lane
placid gulch
in AKO they'd execute you if you don't spoiler tag lore 
lament palm
They tell too much through events
violet panther
<:MutsukiHyperStare:588629678017871872>
and that's already understatement
mystic vapor
Minotaur
hollow quarry
That prob in gen chat then, since in IS chat i dont see people minf spoiler
tight roost
corporate wants you to see the difference
hollow quarry
I'm gonna be honest, that look like a yugioh dragonmaid more than a female minotaur
sullen summit
Well, KRI Irian, KRI Siliwangi, and ORP Blyskawica when???
placid gulch
NO
ivory oyster
I'm gonna be honest, that look like a yugioh dragonmaid more than a female minot...
negate !
sullen summit
NO MORE FACTIONS UNTIL TULIPA GETS A LOADING SCREEN
Yes
lament palm
I still think adding more factions at this point is like, why? They can't even properly update the existing ones
tight roost
imagine if i ended up jinxing the neptunia collab rerun news in the 9th stream,claiming the title myself as "Mr. Jinx" with how much time i jinxed my predictions in the past
placid gulch
Hello Manjuu, more pan-asia and pan european pls.
what?
oh
oh noooo
evil Kadokawa took them all to Kancolle oh suckers
sullen summit
Or maybe
placid gulch
guess they're all in Kancolle now, zannen 
sullen summit
When is the maple kingdom man?
placid gulch
that was just an ENism
sullen summit
what?
oh
oh noooo
evil Kadokawa took them all to Kancolle oh suckers
Is kancolle still alive or ded?
placid gulch
all commonwealth ships fall under the royal navy faction
sullen summit
Or the Living Dead Division (get my refrences)
tight roost
cunt-colle is literally
"imperial japan propaganda:the game" icl
sullen summit
all commonwealth ships fall under the royal navy faction
Bah british imperialism
Why not different sub nation with their navy
placid gulch
faction system
sullen summit
At least tulipa should add more ship like java, karel doorman, de rutyer
placid gulch
yeah, we should give tulipa time to grow before thinking about more factions
signal delta
https://fxtwitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2052931565466873967
Well well well
sullen summit
Like tulipa is lacking man
ionic gulch
Well, KRI Irian, KRI Siliwangi, and ORP Blyskawica when???
Irian is basically a soviet sverdlov cruiser with a Indonesian flag I see no use addin another fiction for it
sullen summit
Do we have any more prototype ship of the dutch?
signal delta
Holy Unitas Empire
A new faction perhaps
tight roost
https://fxtwitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2052931565466873967
Well well well
update:
placid gulch
Holy Unitas Empire
A new faction perhaps
it's IB from another timeline
sullen summit
Why not EFGF and EFSF faction?
placid gulch
like from Rumey event
signal delta
it's IB from another timeline
lament palm
Terri oath skin is the only new holy I need in AL
mystic vapor
USS Illinois when
violet panther
SMS if it stayed through 20th century without Kaiseriche abolition?
sullen summit
USS Illinois when
Uss Gyatt when?
placid gulch
Do we have any more prototype ship of the dutch?
not ingame, but WoWS has made a bunch of fictional dutch ships, so they should be coming consistently
sullen summit
gee y'all are curious tonight <:PortDoll:585585241142591535> that's rare
Like I said, curiosity is the birthright of every foundings
signal delta
They syabwe going to see another H class
placid gulch
<:CartethyiaSip:1357387340762448032> SMS if it stayed through 20th century witho...
probably inspired by the actual HRE -w- like Raffa's timeline is pre-unification Italy
signal delta
I swaer if they decided to add Tirpitz Zwei because it's "alternate" I would be mad ,that just lazy
placid gulch
Zwei has its own whole deal going on lore-wise
so unless HRE!Tirp is like sick and dying or smth
signal delta
placid gulch
no chance
sullen summit
But is azur lane RN is like near early stage of cold war?
mystic vapor
Can we all agree HMS cleopatra is best HMS ship
lament palm
No
sullen summit
Can we all agree HMS cleopatra is best HMS ship
Yes
tacit badge
Can we all agree HMS cleopatra is best HMS ship
No
placid gulch
But is azur lane RN is like near early stage of cold war?
not really, it's a whole alternate timeline by now
placid gulch
we're in the late 1940s, but no cold war
honest jetty
Can we all agree HMS cleopatra is best HMS ship
best for you but not for me
signal delta
The best one
tacit badge
My loyalty always lies with Formidable
mystic vapor
The best one
violet panther
won't be surprised if there'll be alternate timeline like MIHC or Wolfenstein result
vital karma
The best one
best maid.
ionic gulch
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placid gulch
<:kocchistare1:1164753660274806895> won't be surprised if there'll be alternate ...
maybe -w- they're sending us on isekai adventures to really give us a scope of the stakes
signal delta
Man In High Castle alternate
mystic vapor
Random ahh maids
tacit badge
But is azur lane RN is like near early stage of cold war?
Ain't AL in the 2000s but with the WW2 factions?
placid gulch
oi oi
tacit badge
in OP siren
sullen summit
Still fat, maybe make her fatter like cowpens and kashino
tacit badge
Random ahh maids
my wife and her maids
rose spire
https://fxtwitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2052931565466873967
Well well well
A bunch of iron blood ships plus a sardegna ship working together I refuse to believe it’s any other faction the event is about
mystic vapor
I am confused
tacit badge
I am confused
she comes in many shapes to love
sullen summit
So weve got the cow from US, Brits, and Japan
violet panther
maybe -w- they're sending us on isekai adventures to really give us a scope of t...
now i want to see alternate timeline where Italy surpass Germany as military power led to ww2
mystic vapor
I love wyagu
signal delta
A bunch of iron blood ships plus a sardegna ship working together I refuse to be...
Once again Italy robbed from full event
Summon the PIT please 
violet panther
placid gulch
OpSi gameplay=takes place in our timeline, between Inverted Orthant and Rondo at Rainbow's End
OpSi files=a glimpse into the original timeline, destroyed by the X at some point between 2050 and the 23rd century
tacit badge
I am confused
tacit badge
OpSi gameplay=takes place in our timeline, between Inverted Orthant and Rondo at...
I see
rose spire
Once again Italy robbed from full event
Summon the PIT please <:BuckyPrideZoom:...
Dw once pit sees the faction it’s actually based off he’ll be here but I’m genuinely tryna figure what the event is for
tacit badge
DAMN 23RD CENTURY
rose spire
OpSi gameplay=takes place in our timeline, between Inverted Orthant and Rondo at...
Da fuck I thought it was like 2000s I hate this lore
sullen summit
So if were gonna have azur lane to be near cold war, what shop would you guys wanted in the game?
mystic vapor
Is there reason why her hair has inconsistent colors
tacit badge
Da fuck I thought it was like 2000s I hate this lore
the lore has gone sabaticcal
ivory oyster
the bottom row all the best
placid gulch
Da fuck I thought it was like 2000s I hate this lore
I perfectly understand the sentiment -w-
sullen summit
the lore has gone sabaticcal
More booba less lore
rose spire
the lore has gone sabaticcal
I remember when I used to think timelines and shit were cool I really want to change it
placid gulch
but I'm too deep on it to back out now
mystic vapor
Cow with an katana
placid gulch
plus the main lore meisters are gone so like
someone needs to hold the fort
and I have delusions of grandeur
ivory oyster
Cow with an katana
healing, but with katana
tacit badge
Is there reason why her hair has inconsistent colors
lighting
cunning sundial
tacit badge
So if were gonna have azur lane to be near cold war, what shop would you guys wa...
unified france
actuall established lore
maps
i love maps
give me maps
sullen summit
unified france
Iris republique
rose spire
I perfectly understand the sentiment -w-
And you also got X who they need to defeat Jesus Christ this game ain’t ending till 2035
lament palm
The story of the game is never ending
sullen summit
Viva La Atom
lament palm
It will EoS before anything happens
placid gulch
And you also got X who they need to defeat Jesus Christ this game ain’t ending t...
as the gacha gods intended 
tacit badge
I remember when I used to think timelines and shit were cool I really want to ch...
i remember when i wanted to make an AL map for OpSi
placid gulch
extend the game's lifetime extend the game's lifetime
sullen summit
Hmm can we make azur lane mixed with star trek?
tacit badge
Nuclear iris is the future
CdG shipgirl WHEN
rose spire
i remember when i wanted to make an AL map for OpSi
I remember when I hated opsi and I still do
placid gulch
CdG shipgirl WHEN
France Libre shipgirl
lament palm
Why would AL ever mix with Star Trek?
tacit badge
I remember when I hated opsi and I still do
🙂↕️
sullen summit
Like theres a doohickery in spaces shipgirl that travel time towards azur lane
sullen summit
CdG shipgirl WHEN
One kittyhawk cv class pls
mystic vapor
It’s the police
rose spire
extend the game's lifetime extend the game's lifetime
“QUICK!!! Add 10 more confusing timelines!!!”
tacit badge
ANOTHER 10 FILLER TIMELINES
signal delta
Hmm can we make azur lane mixed with star trek?
Mix azur lane with Orville 
rose spire
I’m actually convinced there is a Elden ring timeline in Azur lane
sullen summit
they have come to take awya my booba
They cant have my booba, the booba is mine, mine alone (boondocks)
signal delta
because fuck everything
If you want to fuck everything,you need to make Aal Collab with Mihoyo game 
signal delta
<:uhoh2:1476914575311114341>
tacit badge
I’m actually convinced there is a Elden ring timeline in Azur lane
I mean, if you really think about it, the Antiochus COULD HAVE DONE THAT AT LEAST ONCE
sullen summit
If you want to fuck everything,you need to make Aal Collab with Mihoyo game <:La...
Fuck no
placid gulch
well I mean
modern yoke
<:u556Wave:588887262138466321>
Yoo what's up
sullen summit
Star trek first
placid gulch
so far we've gotten
signal delta
Kaylon gonna be funni bro
Kaylon going to replace TB in opsi 
tacit badge
AL x Fortnite
sullen summit
Then we understand the multiversal world of crossover n shiii
tacit badge
real crossover
mystic vapor
signal delta
Yoo what's up
I'm good, trying to download stardew valley mod list,hbu
sullen summit
How about HALO x azur lane?
tacit badge
or smth
barren sierra
wtf do i do with all these purple bulins
rose spire
I mean, if you really think about it, the Antiochus COULD HAVE DONE THAT AT LEAS...
Oh yeah the Antiochus are those like sirens or X or sum I wasn’t paying attention tbh
tacit badge
Oh yeah the Antiochus are those like sirens or X or sum I wasn’t paying attentio...
IDK either
vital karma
How about HALO x azur lane?
tacit badge
its the uh
thing from alpha timeline
that is making all the timelines
trying to find a way to defeat the X (twitter is evil confirmed)
modern yoke
I'm good, trying to download stardew valley mod list,hbu
Ohh i see, I'm working now even though my body is not feeling well.
mystic vapor
Guys for an realistic stand point how living hell is one commander managing all the girls
modern yoke
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Guys for an realistic stand point how living hell is one commander managing all ...
from one to ten, yes.
sullen summit
Guys for an realistic stand point how living hell is one commander managing all ...
Like behind room or real work were talking about?
rose spire
tacit badge
plus stocking
sullen summit
shit feels like fnaf max difficulty with all the yanderes
Possibly death by snu snu
tacit badge
plus training
tacit badge
plus actual operations and exercises
mystic vapor
Like behind room or real work were talking about?
Do we know what rank commander wise
tacit badge
plus diplomacy
placid gulch
1 apocalyptic timeline tormented by Arbiter: Star
1 timeline that's pre-unification Italy but for some reason it's an archipelago
1 post-apocalyptic timeline where the X run free and everyone but Glorious META is dead (this one got destroyed)
1 timeline where Lizzie died so now the power resides on various HMS shipgirls, including Lion
1 timeline that was a recreation of OG timeline but it got tampered with by Melena so now we know it as Theta
1 timeline where IB is just the HRE
so far
sullen summit
Weve got lightweight and holy-cow of weight
tacit badge
plus mirror seas
barren sierra
i like to think SKK has a detailed schedule of what and who to do every day
modern yoke
Get well man
Yeah thanks bro, Take care of your health
sullen summit
Do we know what rank commander wise
Uhh its Wise, the First Sea Lord
rose spire
Guys for an realistic stand point how living hell is one commander managing all ...
Don’t know but what I do know is I want to be the commander
summer storm
Will there be ur event?
tacit badge
1 apocalyptic timeline tormented by Arbiter: Star
1 timeline that's pre-unificat...
w-who's Melena
placid gulch
Helena META
tacit badge
1 apocalyptic timeline tormented by Arbiter: Star
1 timeline that's pre-unificat...
uhh... the animes as well
sullen summit
w-who's Melena
Melanin Helena
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Helena META
ah
mystic vapor
POV your trying have normal day in navy but for some reason you accidently walk into wrong room
signal delta
Yeah thanks bro, Take care of your health
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POV your trying have normal day in navy but for some reason you accidently walk ...
it's noon in Japan
placid gulch
uhh... the animes as well
eh dw
2019 one is non-canon
Slow Ahead and QO are port timeline -w- so happy happy happy
sullen summit
Balls Breaker
rose spire
1 apocalyptic timeline tormented by Arbiter: Star
1 timeline that's pre-unificat...
Who the fuck is melena and who is it theta what does HRE stand for and lion is like leader or sum Shi? I like the last part Lion is my goat
I should read lion event lore ngl
sullen summit
Who the fuck is melena and who is it theta what does HRE stand for and lion is l...
Melanin Helena
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Who the fuck is melena and who is it theta what does HRE stand for and lion is l...
holy roman empire
sullen summit
Thats Melena
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meta helena
rose spire
Ohhhhhh
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theta is the name of the universe
ember spindle
oh this is new
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lion is one of the leaders
sullen summit
meta helena
Nope its Melanin Helena
rose spire
I’m pretty sure there is no YouTube video that explains all of al lore from now so like it’s sad
placid gulch
Who the fuck is melena and who is it theta what does HRE stand for and lion is l...
- Helena META
- Test site Theta, a timeline that was meant to be a perfect future, but we rejected to save our own timeline
- HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE BRO THAT'S REAL HISTORY
- Yeah she got the entirety of the British Middle Eastern possesions to herself
placid gulch
I’m pretty sure there is no YouTube video that explains all of al lore from now ...
we've got Flow's, but it's a little outdated now
tacit badge
1. Helena META
2. Test site Theta, a timeline that was meant to be a perfect fut...
oh?
i can make a map out of that
rose spire
1. Helena META
2. Test site Theta, a timeline that was meant to be a perfect fut...
Lowk I’m glad lion is doing good
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mind if i quote you on that?
placid gulch
sure -w-
rose spire
we've got Flow's, but it's a little outdated now
How outdated we talking
placid gulch
How outdated we talking
2024-early 2025
ember spindle
How about HALO x azur lane?
oh i would like to see john halo get his hands on shipgirl rigging and delete multiple test sites wholesale
tacit badge
does MENA include egypt and pakistan or just from israel/palestine to oman
mystic vapor
Guys I feel like Musashi would have softest ears and hair
sullen summit
oh i would like to see john halo get his hands on shipgirl rigging and delete mu...
Master Chief, what are you doing with that siren nuke?
tacit badge
oh i would like to see john halo get his hands on shipgirl rigging and delete mu...
AL x warhammer 40k next
placid gulch
does MENA include egypt and pakistan or just from israel/palestine to oman
hmmm let me check, I'm sure she mentions it at the start of the event
tacit badge
Master Chief, what are you doing with that siren nuke?
sir, don't worry about it
sullen summit
sir, don't worry about it
Nope
sullen summit
Sir, bringging it back to the siren
rose spire
2024-early 2025
Good enough
ember spindle
Master Chief, what are you doing with that siren nuke?
sir, curity breach in the simulation
placid gulch
Good enough
ok hold on a sec
placid gulch
Good enough
rose spire
ok hold on a sec
Alr
sullen summit
Dear Humanity,
we regret being siren bastard,
We regret coming to earth,
and we most definitely regret that the azur lane just blew our raggedy ass fleet.
Hoorah
rose spire
https://youtu.be/WqpAUvCFJCo
Thanks ima watch this later
And then read the lion event lore
sullen summit
restive wing
Cow with an katana
What if Kashino with an legandary Katana like Miyamoto Musashi Katana?
sullen summit
What if Kashino with an legandary Katana like Miyamoto Musashi Katana?
Hmm, more bigger breast like minamoto no raiko?
mystic vapor
ember spindle
oh this is new
ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH 
sullen summit
ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH <:EssexAAAAAAAAA:738588944287006833>
Tactical Nuke @ember spindle ?
ember spindle
sadly i didn't bring any
placid gulch
lmk
okay, got it
so
she doesn't explicitly mention the territory she rules, but considering the info she gives on the other governors, and how the RN of her timeline is quite literally called "Realm of the Neversetting Sun", it's pretty safe to say it takes up from Egypt to Oman -w-
mystic vapor
sullen summit
okay, got it
so
she doesn't explicitly mention the territory she rules, but cons...
Hmm, middle east in general?
mystic vapor
Guys do you think an lock door will stop taihou
rose spire
okay, got it
so
she doesn't explicitly mention the territory she rules, but cons...
Lion is from a future timeline or just a whole other timeline entirely?
tacit badge
okay, got it
so
she doesn't explicitly mention the territory she rules, but cons...
To Oman then, I see
No Pakistan
sullen summit
Like in history brits have colonies in south and north africa
placid gulch
Lion is from a future timeline or just a whole other timeline entirely?
whole other timeline where QE was sunk before having the chance to become a shipgirl
tacit badge
ember spindle
ok actually it's "just" 12 pawn fleets, weapons of mass destruction other than this thingy won't be necessary
placid gulch
sullen summit
Wait Pakistan was the raj
There are no pakistan before the aftermath of indian independence
sullen summit
whole other timeline where QE was sunk before having the chance to become a ship...
Wha how?
tacit badge
okay, got it
so
she doesn't explicitly mention the territory she rules, but cons...
What does the UK have in the Med apart of Cyprus, Malta and Gibraltar? (That aint the ME)
placid gulch
Wha how?
the Sirens behave very differently depending on what they want from each timeline -w-
vital karma
whole other timeline where QE was sunk before having the chance to become a ship...
what the fu-
rose spire
whole other timeline where QE was sunk before having the chance to become a ship...
Dam commander didn’t gamble that early ig
tacit badge
There are no pakistan before the aftermath of indian independence
Guh, pakistan aint canon in AL?!
sullen summit
Between all the sea of plump royal navies
placid gulch
and KGV
sullen summit
Guh, pakistan aint canon in AL?!
Think of it, WW2 era in our history. Pakistan, Israel, and Palestine havent formed a nation yet
Still under british rule
tacit badge
okay, got it
so
she doesn't explicitly mention the territory she rules, but cons...
Also pacific ocean, so all the little islands? Poor warpsite, thought she would get the UK or India, or SAF
sullen summit
India also gor british ruls
ember spindle
per noblesse oblige she and warspite and valiant all donated the assets they'd have to their vassals, clearly
placid gulch
What does the UK have in the Med apart of Cyprus, Malta and Gibraltar? (That ain...
that wasn't really mentioned I fear 
since the story focuses solely on Lion's group
sullen summit
Also pacific ocean, so all the little islands? Poor warpsite, thought she would ...
Hmm, then who govern the india and saf?
placid gulch
Wait what happened to Belfast she good? she ok? She’s not hurt?
in that timeline? also got sunk before becoming a shipgirl
placid gulch
Hmm, then who govern the india and saf?
wasn't mentioned either I fear
tacit badge
that wasn't really mentioned I fear <:BiskoSweat:588629714483019776> since the s...
Pain
sullen summit
Oh boy
placid gulch
let me check the CN script rq and see if I get anything else
sullen summit
Well we still got the maldives
rose spire
in that timeline? also got sunk before becoming a shipgirl
Destroy that timeline it’s horrible a timeline where Belfast isn’t a shipgirl? That’s horrible our glorious maid must be in good condition
sullen summit
Destroy that timeline it’s horrible a timeline where Belfast isn’t a shipgirl? T...
Well ask the borg or agent daniels
To do that
rose spire
Well ask the borg or agent daniels
Almost thought that was a Cyberpunk reference
sullen summit
Almost thought that was a Cyberpunk reference
Nope
chrome beacon
I'm Here
sullen summit
Agent Daniels is a temporal agent (multiverse police basically)
rose spire
Agent Daniels is a temporal agent (multiverse police basically)
Is this guy from another game or sum
sullen summit
Or ask Wesley Crusher to help you
sullen summit
Is this guy from another game or sum
Star trek
vital karma
wwait im confused
placid gulch
understandable dw, shoot your questions
placid gulch
that's fair too -w-
rose spire
idek where to even ask...
Welcome to the al lore
vital karma
okay. Lion is from another timeline where Belfast, QE and maybe other Royal Navy ships was sunken before they became shipgirls?
or am i missing something?
rich pulsar
So, wtf, the account I’ve been using for AzurLane for years, now no longer links to my fucking account, I’ve been signed out of all devices and I don’t even have a fucking way to identify
placid gulch
okay. Lion is from another timeline where Belfast, QE and maybe other Royal Navy...
yes, that's it
vital karma
and im guessing Lion is the queen of Royal Navy?
umbral stone
placid gulch
and im guessing Lion is the queen of Royal Navy?
not really -w- she's just the governor of the Nile (aka british middle east)
violet panther
placid gulch
since neither QE nor KGV are available, the power resides on parliament
placid gulch
alas .w.
ocean pawn
placid gulch
oh yay I cleared 13-2 -w-
placid gulch
now to 3-star it
vital karma
and she isnt sunken...
restive wing
Oh look shinano wearing golden bikini
restive wing
Ehhh gold week eh?
tacit badge
Either Ireland is still under British rule
ocean pawn
Ehhh gold week eh?
restive wing
Lemon.
umbral stone
restive wing
...
Rubi.
placid gulch
Where do yoy get these
the wiki -w-
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Memories/A_Rose_on_the_High_Tower
here u go
ocean pawn
umbral stone
ember spindle
ok now dematerialize the front glass 
🫴
vital karma
glass'nt
rose spire
I wonder who lore wise the strongest shipgirl is
umbral stone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477652572733968595/20...
you know
violet panther
Enty Meta?
umbral stone
if that part of the shinano gif got cut off
that would be ominous just dangling from it
rose spire
Enty Meta?
No meta
umbral stone
Why it because tentacles scary of shinano?
the waifus actually get scared, curious or embarrassed seeing it
in the end they all enjoy it
ember spindle
not again 😭
vital karma
that happened to me last night.
i was gonna let it run as i sleep next morning? that.
ember spindle
🫂
heavy pagoda
I am confused
Don't know why she wearing one thigh high or thigh highs at all when shes at the beach
placid gulch
annnd there we go, 3-star 13-2
sullen summit
Hmm, hajime katoki, aoi nagisa, and raita for azur lane artist
placid gulch
tomorrow I start looking for Dewey
hollow quarry
Pog, apri finally playing the game
ember spindle
third screen game
rose spire
annnd there we go, 3-star 13-2 <:UniHappy:666111460144971777>
Man I need to do w14 but I’m lazy rn
tacit badge
the wiki -w-
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Memories/A_Rose_on_the_High_Tower...
You think Valiant has New Zealand?
Or would that go to Warspite
Also who is Miss D
ember spindle
uhhhhh i wanna say warspite just because it's closer to other pacific islands than to terra australis
terra astralis 
⭐ 💣
tacit badge
i think
that Lion only controls Egypt and Sudan
at most
Since Valiant specifically is the one specified to have coltrolled terra australis, the solomon islands and possible the british antartica
hollow quarry
Man I need to do w14 but I’m lazy rn
W16 dont exist, it cant hurt me and i dont need to do it
tacit badge
they gave my girl illustrous NOTHING 😭
rose spire
W16 dont exist, it cant hurt me and i dont need to do it
No, do it NOW.
ember spindle
me to my hands every time kashino's face is conveniently close:
placid gulch
You think Valiant has New Zealand?
probably -w- I think Terra Australis encompasses both
hollow quarry
I rather do Lion
placid gulch
Also who is Miss D
she's uh
oh sorry the ping went through
she's uh
the incomplete, friendly version of Arbiter: Death
tacit badge
oh sorry the ping went through
no need to apologize, Idm
tacit badge
she's uh
the incomplete, friendly version of Arbiter: Death
I see
tacit badge
technically
terra australis is more NZ than Australia
but then where would Warspite's capital be 
proud moon
EVERYONE!!! 
GET IN THE COMMANDER ROOM!!! 🚙 WE ARE POUNDING HIM NOW!!🏃🏃🏃HAH!😱WHAT THE❓ ❓ IMPOSSIBLE 🚫 THIS ISN'T COMMANDER ROOM 🕷️🕷️🚫 NOOOOO🔥OOOOOH! HERMIIIT PURPLEEE! 💜 🧶⚕️
tacit badge
What?!
ember spindle
?
hollow quarry
?
lofty shoal
EVERYONE!!! <:TaihouCreep:588629691821457408> <:RoonExcited:588629693863952384> ...
new mrbeast
solid whale
?
ocean pawn
ember spindle
new mrbeast
nah that's something i can see actually going through an al player's mind
final seal
EVERYONE!!! GET IN THE COMMANDER ROOM!!! 🚙 WE ARE POUNDING HIM NOW!!🏃🏃🏃HAH!😱WHAT THE❓ ❓ IMPOSSIBLE 🚫 THIS ISN'T COMMANDER ROOM 🕷️🕷️🚫 NOOOOO🔥OOOOOH! HERMIIIT PURPLEEE! 💜 🧶⚕️
proud moon
Uhh context if anyone dunno the meme xd
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2052036569196859578
ember spindle
oh
ocean pawn
not again 😭
floof
solid whale
bro is joeseph joestarposting
ocean pawn
final seal
Uhh context if anyone dunno the meme xd
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2052036569196...
EVERYONE!!! GET IN THE COMMANDER ROOM!!! 🚙 WE ARE POUNDING HIM NOW!!🏃🏃🏃HAH!😱WHAT THE❓ ❓ IMPOSSIBLE 🚫 THIS ISN'T COMMANDER ROOM 🕷️🕷️🚫 NOOOOO🔥OOOOOH! HERMIIIT PURPLEEE! 💜 🧶⚕️
proud moon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481563225140105378/1486412829924786288/c...
Where do I sign up
ocean pawn
proud moon
I need to fund 1/4 taihou statue 
solid whale
talk about bust ammirite
proud moon
1:1 scale
First, get a girlfriend
Second, buy her taihou cosplay
Already fail first step
solid whale
one day we shall all get the atago cosplayer of our dreams
ocean pawn
somber swan
I better saved up more, so i could bought Kearsarge models or merch.
ember spindle
Where do I sign up
wait for one of akashi's agents to dm you a 4koma showing how to join and claim your reward
fallow juniper
EVERYONE!!! <:TaihouCreep:588629691821457408> <:RoonExcited:588629693863952384> ...
Why the fuck is this the first thing I see after taking a look at AL general?
modern dew
you're getting a warm
versed pulsar
nice
ocean pawn
heady pawn
ugh i hope im not getting a cold
Mog can handle that
solid whale
barren sierra
is zeven dutch
ember spindle
yes
barren sierra
ah
i thought her name sounded too drunk to be german
proud moon
isnt that the flu
Hentai virus
ember spindle
yes
kingdom of tulipa is al's analogue of the netherlands. this whole time they and the rest of low countries have been iron blood protectorates or something, and in the wake of crimson axis graduating from their siren-adjacent activities and tomfoolery, they became independent again and got a wee little (i.e. literally just three shipgirls, except they also have fantasy elf magic because northern parliament and skk did some bullshit and some strangely enchanted cubes ended up in tulipa) kan-sen fleet going
if i understood toward tulipa's seas correctly
tacit badge
kingdom of tulipa is al's analogue of the netherlands. this whole time they and ...
I thought they were AL's nations that got invaded
placid gulch
yeah, pretty much -w-
Bisko fixed the mess Observer had gotten IB into, and since we were in the middle of the Azur Lane reformation talks, it was decided that Tulipa would get their own shipgirl fleet to act as a mediating, neutral party
ember spindle
right yeah
placid gulch
I thought they were AL's nations that got invaded
yeah, the initial invasions, tho not identical to irl's, did happen early in the story, an effort by the Sirens to perfectly recreate WW2 to see how ready our timeline's shipgirls were to face the actual enemy
but the mess Alty started ensued and it all got out of control and in the end Bisko had to fix the mess and that led us to Tulipa
ocean pawn
lusty marsh
lapis mesa
normal comet
Yes
meager haven
I miss the loading screen of Warspit and QE blowing bubbles😔
bold kayak
jean bart has also been replaced
haughty gale
https://tenor.com/view/netherlands-scream-jonno-ams-westie-gif-27663461
The Netherlands has brought us exquisite and hot shipgirls and astounding and fast F1 drivers
cinder ivy
The Netherlands has brought us exquisite and hot shipgirls and astounding and fa...
not better than this though
haughty gale
not better than this though
You really love Trafalgar
meager haven
C tier girl
solid whale
atago sweeps
jaunty adder
must murder @tired crown
tired crown
Must murder @jaunty adder
ocean pawn
cinder ivy
You really love Trafalgar
i like these too
jaunty adder
Must murder <@876006446981087302>
cinder ivy
meager haven
All but one are URs😔
jaunty adder
All but one are URs😔
KELP
meager haven
Dumdum
jaunty adder
tired crown
Need to assassinate President Arsene so that we can invade the Antarctic union for oil 
cinder ivy
solid whale
meager haven
Us frfr
ocean pawn
man that finds largest breasts to body ratio wins
cinder ivy
this implacable skin so peak
cinder ivy
man that finds largest breasts to body ratio wins
alr
meager haven
man that finds largest breasts to body ratio wins
I hope you know the top image would be an oppai loli.
ocean pawn
I hope you know the top image would be an oppai loli.
wha?
what are you talking about?
meager haven
Breast-to-body ratio
solid whale
what about the image of shinano with giga super tits the guy with the touhou pfp sends
meager haven
Smaller body = more breast ratio
ocean pawn
what about the image of shinano with giga super tits the guy with the touhou pfp...
spam it on a regular basis
solid whale
yea that
meager haven
Kill
cinder ivy
ember spindle
what about the image of shinano with giga super tits the guy with the touhou pfp...
turns on giant cloud-aimed @sick crest spotlight with a kick
meager haven
Dawg
sick crest
*turns on giant cloud-aimed <@97120185210638336> spotlight with a kick*
Im missing one
cinder ivy
sick crest
This one
somber steeple
skibidi
cinder ivy
somber steeple
Six seven
solid whale
idk if this guy is old enough for discord
light obsidian
serene compass
that is the most questionable vanguard ive seen for a while
solid whale
my vanguard for my main team is always azuma atago helena
light obsidian
sinful vapor
Guys... Sandy's song is stuck in my head...
now it is really stuck
clever gazelle
hmmm, wonder who will be in this major event
errant nest
this was not atago ? this time i thought it was atago skin 😂
vital karma
watashi wa numba one!!
ocean pawn
ember spindle
ok that's too far
sinful vapor
eww ai.....cringe
ocean pawn
I am quite sure that's ai
cinder ivy
i found it online
ocean pawn
bell, strings,eyes and breasts gave it away
vital karma
You know... there's too big and there's too too big.
ocean pawn
ocean pawn
You know... there's too big and there's too too big.
my man,we in competitve mode
somber steeple
Tonights Tonights
ember spindle
in general the top contenders for "biggest boob to body ratio" would all be inappropriate to post in this server. instead, completely unrelatedly, have some tiny desk ships 
merry robin
merry robin
in general the top contenders for "biggest boob to body ratio" would all be inap...
Floof
vital karma
Floof at its finest.
molten fractal
I am so behind in life
stone dagger
steady hound
What the hell
shut crane
Almost done
sinful vapor
Smol 
somber steeple
Four
sinful vapor
good, doing dailies. you?
signal delta
Just done with dailies,and trying to download the stardew mods list
I want to install some expanded,east scrap and ridges side
sinful vapor
nice
signal delta
Hoping east scrap work this time 
sinful vapor
Smol, I oathed three ships tonight
sinful vapor
you can scroll up a bit to see them
signal delta
sinful vapor
about 40 min ago
signal delta
A Frenchie and an Italian
Nice 
I still have 2 oath ring
I'm waiting either on Yamato or NJ Sister
Or whoever actually looks goods
Moskva is really good,but If not mistaken she will call you a friend
sinful vapor
yea
dark solstice
sinful vapor
Pretty much Iron Blood or French....but leaning toward Iron Blood
livestream is on the 15th
normal comet
Moskva is really good,but If not mistaken she will call you a friend <:CooperWut...
holding hand with friend
dark solstice
Holy Roman wouldnt that be Italian?
sinful vapor
we will find out
signal delta
Some actually say Italians and German
delicate jackal
Wow this guy's New Jersey is pretty strong
signal delta
Y'all better start summoning PIT for this news 
delicate jackal
Borrowed her from guild, she's using Georgia gun on +10
sinful vapor
but Italy had an event las year
signal delta
Wow this guy's New Jersey is pretty strong
Nice
sinful vapor
a bit too soon
signal delta
So is German no?
sinful vapor
Iron Blood and French since 2024
delicate jackal
We should get a Chinese UR
dark solstice
Probably right I just can never remember dates these days getting old
signal delta
Dang ,my internal clock really messed up
delicate jackal
Yamato too when
signal delta
~~Yamato too when~~
10th jp anniversary
delicate jackal
Oh that would make a lot of sense
signal delta
When is Japan's 10th anniversary again?
dark solstice
Gonna be a costly month maybe
normal comet
i'm using sardegna fleet rn and aroused whenever caracciolo activate her skill
signal delta
Is it this year or next?
sinful vapor
Sakura Empire is the only exception cause of JP anni
signal delta
i'm using sardegna fleet rn and aroused whenever caracciolo activate her skill
What?
normal comet
What?<:Ehhssex:611004140046254080>
you hear it right
sinful vapor
for CN and JP
normal comet
dark solstice
you hear it right
Sounds like the start to that Phil Colin's song
ocean pawn
signal delta
this year is the 9th
Welp,we wait for another year then
somber steeple
What the heck is that name <:MutsukiHyperStare:588629678017871872>
smh
signal delta
I'm going to post this again to your face , tomorrow
deep torrent
rustic sapphire
This is how I looked at my twin cousins when i was a kid
somber steeple
playing al in Samsung fridge
clever gazelle
playing al in Samsung fridge
rustic sapphire
Holy
torpid kettle
somber steeple
balls
modest snow
Omg the booba is huge
shut crane
sinful vapor
modest snow
static sparrow
This is how I looked at my twin cousins when i was a kid <:NurnNom:1023947331344...
ember pumice
will there be stream for the next event?
torpid kettle
bright crane
will there be stream for the next event?
Mayhaps, but not now
ocean pawn
having fun in wows
shut crane
gascute
teal girder
can
sinful vapor
gas
clever gazelle
What ships do yall think will be added this event?
sinful vapor
some paper ships
torpid kettle
having fun in wows
Normal day in wows. Cant even win most asymetrics these days 😂
clever gazelle
some paper ships
Darnit
serene compass
i just noticed
is there any flat SR+ ship girls
there are no flat/medium shipgirls
all of them are ballons for some reason
delicate jackal
Wow so Warspite doesn't exist for you
normal comet
vanguard my beloved
torpid kettle
Searching for flat? There is hipper 🤣
normal comet
stable plank
soft bough
torpid kettle
serene compass
is this the down bad posting channel
tired crown
Yes
soft bough
somber steeple
soft bough
bold kayak
i like these too
i regret not getting gouden skin
modest snow
is this the down bad posting channel
a lot of gifs get posted here yeah lol
soft bough
torn aspen
torn aspen
isnice
soft bough
modest snow
<:Blessex:753375684126310451>
soft bough
serene compass
istg can azulr lane make at lesat 1 cool looking skin that does not need s^x appeal
modest snow
https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-new-jersey-gif-8719189388350729856
New Jersey finished me off
serene compass
like the racing skin series looked good, now make the boobs smaller and make the poses less suggestive
modest snow
like the racing skin series looked good, now make the boobs smaller and make the...
is all about the booba nowadays
