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AI stands for albert Inestein that's how smart he is
og baddie got popular again
mother of 3
Mmm kidney stones and varicose veins
drink the water
stay hydrated
or mommy Bargheat will fuk u up
I got my jug right next to me
exactly 6k 
chill
Back down to below 4.5k 😔
Nerd plushie ass pfp
rome wife

Jean bart
only ibuki with full affinity
When a jean bart l2d
that is her latest l2d skin
Yeah me and my 101 cubes (I think) are doing amazing rn
Ready for new UR and Alsace
Your secretaries looking good.
BuHuu

I never done that content
😮
going to keep it that way
u don't want to raise tb john?

Understandable. So no daughter for John. 
Don’t ever call them mommies ever again.
funnily, Litty is the closest one to "mommy" there. despite her trait
Daddy♀️

Who wants pancakes?
for the 23rd time today
nimi 
Her hips
niiiiimiiiii
No way... it's john yakuza

Yes that what i said
Look
How did you get so many skins?
money
Happy may 5 y'all
Plastic chair noise
Bless John Hammond
No lick

John Hammond could have brought the dinosaurs back now we banned from that island
Shangrila visited there
You can't broken my rules 
ehhh she looks relaxing
how should i even know that i didnt know it at first

Is that a legit skin ? I would buy that
yes
Long time lol
Not a fan of her but that's a really nice skin
so be horny and not be horny
Background great
Be like water

Heresy
They shouldve change the dinosaur on the back a spinosaurus
But raptors are clever girls
Shut up @pastel oracle 
Hand holding oh my god
Didn't someone post one of a baseball grabbing the eagle a week ago here 
.... Not gonna lie I remembered Princess Hime way too much that I forgot they also watered the hell outta Nidaime's name

Chat is gone
Im still coping for Enterprise but having a first ancient ship aint so bad I guess
Momnarch
Pig sees monarch, pig is happy
Six
the fuck did i just get recommended
skibidibus A330-300🥶

that vid are sentient
oh welcome back
It do be like that
trvth….
I needed this years ago
been getting a bunch of vids like this too
I got that F*ta video about tax that Pig showed
Did it work tho?
Just making sure y’know
that was a shit joke 😒
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It's in your jeans
not wearing jeans though
dont wanna
Nice warm day for the old jeans
its 14c mate
11 here but sheltered so super hot atm
Also have to fix someone's broken lawnmower can't be assed 
vanguard if shes actually good
Vanguard was good she was one of the lads
What other ship would stop for her last drink at the local pub
what kind

me
i would
i cry every time
last battleship every built in the world
she deserved better
Only a push mower with no spark, spark plugs fine
i see
world spanning empire couldn't keep even one example of the ship type they invented
smh my head
britain fell off
Some of her deck armour is used in some medical facility I think
yo
belfast
ship served as a film set. Interior scenes for the 1960 film Sink the Bismarck! were filmed on board.
she's pretty, but she's not a dreadnought
my playlist on apple and spotify: https://shesgone.lnk.to/Apple-Spotify
hand to calm your soul, to fall asleep to or to overthink.
all music is created by myself in fl studio :)
#ambientmusic #sleepmusic #sadmusic #ambient
sad music for sleeping
mikasa
I remember she was in one of the carry on movies in the background
Can barely see it tho
she's also not a dreadnought
Mikasa is famously a pre-dreadnought battleship
she's also famously Japanese
ah, but who was it built by?
I know
Kongo best girl
therefore
maybe we need hms dreadnought in AL
Texas would be hot 🔥
for someone out there
anything else...I really don't know
That southern accent 
how do you voice southern accent in japanese
Whyt
I'd love it if Warspite or Nelson/Rodney were preserved
flion
thats too much work for the brits
You add a Texas drawl to it and howdy partner
so like indiana's cowboy skin
I could go into the problem with the UK but would be ranting for ages
Mostly leadership and corruption
Neslon..visible disgust
KGV sexier
whats with nelson
I liked Nelson and KGV
the worst fucking thing I have ever seen
She was pretty well designed for a treaty bb
Only issue was the guns
ok i understand
Going with high velocity and a lighter shell was a bad idea
Oh yeah
how big is agir irl?
the KGVs were the prettiest battleships in my opinion
is that a tent on the back?
was she even made?
She has impressive specifications for a 1920s Dreadnought
i thought azur lane is based on real life ships?
She was pretty hydrodynamic too
no
we have many, many blueprint ships
not all of them was made or finished, for example only roon's turret was finished, the ship wasnt
Mmist are named after until you get to Collab and DR ships which are mostly made up
well but at least there must be kms agir out there, right?
I really wanna see these blueprints in person
for lore reasons thats why roon in AL is so violent, because only her turret made it to realisation
What unzen in rl even look like
no she was only planned to be built, but never actually built
Glad neither the USN or Royal Navy built the battleship carrier such a dumb design
the plan name is O class battlecruiser
i hate battlecarriers
not a dreadnaught...
Same
ulrich von hutten is also not a real ship, she's a planned H class battleship
yes, she was a dreadnought
i think battlecarriers are dope
You kinda defeating the purpose of a carrier though
she's not a dreadnaught
i love my girl ise
otherwise source
if I am not mistaken Nagato is the last dreadnaught
super dreadnaught to be exact
its to look dope and for anti insurgency ops in modern times (i made it up) 
so you don't @ me
It's more that you are gonna risk damaging your flight deck
with ise the turrets are only at the bow right
and the deck is at the stern
keeps saying battleship in the main wiki article
but under list it is a dreadnaught
Rear two turrets are at a weird placement
every single battleship with a uniform main battery, is a dreadnought.
that's the definition.
bow is front
that it does not look like one...at all
and how, do you suggest, should a Dreadnought look?
because turret placement and secondary placement...hull design
isnt the term interchangable? dreadnoughts are a form of battleships? even ships of the line are technically battleships of the time?
I know but she also has two turrets at in front of the flight deck so if you come up against enemy fleet you gonna have to increase your angle to get all 8 barrels on target then you also most likely gonna take damage to the flight deck
lol.
They considered making the lion class into a hybrid battle carrier thing but they shot the idea down
just looks nothing alike like the rest
The Director of Naval Gunnery's assessment was that "The functions and requirements of carriers and of surface gun platforms are entirely incompatible ... the conceptions of these designs ... is evidently the result of an unresolved contest between a conscious acceptance of aircraft and a subconscious desire for a 1914 Fleet ... these abortions are the results of a psychological maladjustment. The necessary readjustments should result from a proper re-analysis of the whole question, what would be a balanced fleet in 1945, 1950 or 1955?"[
looks have nothing to do with it
Looks like such a big paste on mobile on PC it's two lines 
i present, a main battle tank
she looks like this, right? so she only shoot from the front and the rear deck is far from the blast?
Come to my job and fix lawnmower while I supervise
Only good dreadnoughts is the dead dreadnoughts 🗣️ 🔥
i fix planes
i know its contradictory but its cool 
fix your own fucking lawnmower lazy fug
the problem with battlecarriers is more the fact that battleships and carriers fight at different ranges
Naval battles a shell could still hit the deck and she has two turrets between the superstructure and flight deck
so at any given time, you essentially have half your displacement be completely useless
If you're in range for a gun fight, shells, primary and secondary, are raining on your flight deck and stopping flight operations
I almost ended up in that industry well on the aeroplane side but for into general engineering
if you're far enough to launch and recover your aircraft in peace, your guns might as well not be there
They wanted me to travel everyday to Belfast while only getting paid £40 a week back then
i know
the whole concept is flawed in the first place

As he said in games it's cool but irl not practical
Or you could do like Admiral Beatty and try to arm Eagle with loads of guns and torps launchers 
IJN Aviation Battleships were more of a "We really want carriers but we only have battleships", rather than a deliberate design
how about my country is broke and i have no money for 2 ships and my only problems are insurgents and local separatist 
Big guns>>>flying mosquitos
so i put 2 solutions to one

Admiral David Beatty, commander of the Grand Fleet, the main armament was increased to 12 six-inch guns, including one mounted on the island, and eighteen torpedo tubes were added, three triple fixed mounts on each broadside, in case the ship met German light cruisers at night.
Thankfully it never ended like that
don't
I like what I do atm tbf, could end up working on anything here
Seen us doing woodwork and electrical work before
damn people having cool jobs
Having a lazy day today
Job and work colleagues are pretty chill the boss is a muppet tho
I want a job playing games 🤔
be a vtuber
hmm
do you know that uss hornet is a vtuber
i mean its either that or regular youtuber/streamer or work in the game industry as a tester or something
Game tester would be better


i love iron blood girls with eyepatch
do you love beeg ayaya

hmm
I want to shove my head under her skirt

Scylla need a L2D
Most of AL girls need L2D
dreadnaught
Demn
Big
Brunhilde need a l2d 
eww
This skin is so friggin hot though. The only reason i didnt get it is because i have no scylla
hmm
you know what else is hot? Foxes
mhmm
yes
i love it
mm
Threw a trash bag, into space
hmmm a non deflated bikini nano. cant be manju 
free bobux
Pretty sure
is this a scam
🥀
Lol
Are you sure?
woah
woah
SEA SALT
no
I hate how I am getting into this
god i love the 17 pdr
WHERE IS OMNIMAN?
Nothing free in this world
Sea salt
air is free, for now
bees
WHERE IS HE?
This is good news
I made steak
A steak??!!??
is it congratulations
17 pounder achilles vs 17 pounder at gun
steak is good ye
protein tubes
when straight from the butchers mmm
I wanna reset
Tell me is the steak congratulations
with that white sauce
add peppermint sauce too
stop reacting
and tell me
no
not interested
mmm
Ribeye steak
She can make a good bee
bruh
not a good bunny ?
i long for 17 pdr on a Churchill
pipe dream, sadly
sucks they havent added black prince to gates of hell
Black Prince was taken off sale
the one in that pic isnt knocked out just lost its tracks
in wer thonder
"I like taking out Tiger IIs frontally (on the turret)"
- 17 pdr
they just lucky tog 2 didnt roll up
28-pounder would have been interesting to see in action
94 mm (3.7 inch)
The 28-pounder was derived from the QF 3.7-inch anti-aircraft gun,
They eventually mounted the 28 pdr on Charioteer if i'm not mistaken
that one was the 84 mm Ordnance QF 20-pounder
yea
the late war British guns have insane performance for their sizes
although it was really only the 17pdr that was put onto a tank chassis
25 pounder was pretty accurate think it traced its way back to ww1
Engineers took old WWI-era 18-pounder barrels and re-bored (enlarged) them to accept the new 25 lb shell.
so many weird calibers
87.6mm????
pounder is the shell weight or something
94mm????
18 was a 84
So a lighter version of the 32 pounder
hmm
accordingly the 32 was like the final product and much bigger and heavier both are based off the same AA gun
28 could fit in tog's turret tbf
al en dub when
supposedly the 32 pounder was the primary gun for the tortoise
learn something new everyday
didnt they already dub the old anime or was the one i watched a fan dub
Yeah Im aware of the Tortoise, didnt know the Tog tho used a similar gun atleast in calibre
So yeah I did learn something new lol
for the game
The tank museum incorrectly called it a 17 pounder for years
sir! 17 pounder won't fit
And WoT has it use a 17 pdr too
Put it in sideways!!!
POV this the commander after he try to reason with akagi
Kizu

mmm
circle
nothing I run
Then she catches up you and you look like this
put her in an insane asylum, and wait until she calms down
nah
Taiho honest reaction that it has several captains "i want it all".

But how are you going make her go there
I got ways
if she doesnt behave...
well, let's just say she's stuck for eternity
holy its old pingu
NOOT NOOT-
Taihou's noot 
no i want to hug Indomitable from behind while she was not expecting it
Hey guys, who do I talk to about the Azur lane wiki for help

Whats wrong with the wiki
Pretty cat lady
i love Indomitable 
She’s going dominate you btw
imagine how cool and smooth and soft her skin is before the warmth of her body heat seeps through

i'm going to sleep
hope i'll dream of that
Theres an azur lane wiki discord, maybe you can ask there
The front page of the wiki has the link
Aigjt
I'm a little illiterate, I can't seem to find it?
Azur knights community server?
Yes
Ah
Its right below the first welcome panel
Cheers
hmm
hi twin let's play steal a brainrot🥶 🔥
Let’s play steak
STEAK?!
Birbs
wolf/fox
circle
am i weird or cod soundtracks kinda fit al?
What ones?
i got one on the off topioc
WHAT
its real yo
Music from the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022) Campaign
Composed by Sarah Schachner
#mwiiost #mwiisoundtrack #sarahschachner
hammond really got in a car with Taihou on it
Hammond!
Nothing will ever beat the mw2019 theme
ye i use mw2019 main theme too
Og warzone 🥹
and it kinda fit somehow
fr
i dont think clarkson or may know tbf
Get James May in this
He's the best outta the 3
facts?
Truth nuke
Hmm
have a floof
That grin says it all


😍
ibuki being huge
I miss looked this as suzuran for a second
wait thats not how her booba looks like
it does now
chat pls calculate the likelihood of these collabs rerunning
-Nep
-Senran
-Gridman
-Others (except DoA and the impossibruh Holo)
?
most likely it will be a new collab outside previous/rerun since we just had DoA
no way gridman 100% chance
there's nothing released for gridman this year 
👨🦯
Gridman isn't rerunning
At all
30%.
no new gridman shows in the works
🥲
and SK and Nep???
what about those?
if i would guess it will be another mini collab like black rock shooter and danmachi before a new full collab
I'm not into those games but Nep has a new installment.
would like to see orange heart.
Love tan lines
What's your occupied space for AL
so basically Nep has 92% chances of rerunning ahead of Senran (8%)?
2 phones. 
I have AL in 2 phones just in case update screwed my log in ID and save
Oh
like I do a leapfrog updates between 2 phones
usually I also have emu on my desktop as well
@weary trellis
what about Senran's chances of rerunning this year?
my main phone
What's your total storage capacity
256GB
hmm
idk.. I'm not into Ninja girls besides Taimanin
time to sleep

good night all
by by
I have a bit a lot these days
(Days ago)
tap on apps and data
Wait
My Dream May goals
-Bayern Munich knocking out P$G in the 2nd leg ⌛
-Hyperdimension Neptunia Collab re-run announcement ⌛
-Assna the Bottle Gods knocking out Atletiban Madrid ⌛
-Bayern wins UCL ⌛
-Bayern wins Bundesliga ✅
For some reason
Frame arm girls of AL when?
may the sixth(sith) is almost upon us.
I bet it'll be popular
hmm
second 
50GB with just thighs and asses
damn,your AL's bigger than WuWa and even Genshite 💀
you have all downloaded don't you..like comics and private dorms
This is today
I haven't touched anything
is Genshin's size considered an ant compared to your AL
50 whole jiggabytes holy
misstype lmao
nah genshin is far bigger
Azur lane is my heaviest game lmao
On compressed assets it's still like 60 to 62 jiggabytes
😭we got competition
and WuWa?

May be bigger
when a shopping platform app takes more space than a game..
all cache
the shopping platform has minigames though.. I can get 8 cents a day by doing task that takes 1 hr at most
chinese spyware is getting heavier these days
not gonna lie, most of my previous phones were terrible, so i created the habit to always delete cache from all apps
Yes trust me my experience on that is different
even tho nowdays my phone is good (not top specs, but my phone can handle what i want so)
woah

boingg
50 gigs 💀 im dead
goated anime
Next year is 60 possibly
season 2 this year
Xiaomi
Best charger ever
who up glowin they worm?
hmm
What phone did you do?
first ever pink paw heist im so excited
I definitely see some Nikki vibes
Sure?
Is it A,S,FE?

everyone worried about chip/ram shortage making GPU and PC builds expensive...
we ALL should be worried if our phones die or need a larger capacity phone
this feel like a fever dream after witnessing the convo yesterday
we all need to worry to the day when the game stops being compatible with your phone
happened to me once
used to be a PGR player, but the game's graphics in the latest chapters were starting to be too heavy for my current phone to handle
anyways, sadly i had to drop the game
Yep AL private dorms hit me with the low FPS
hmm
im not 80 yet but i think my phone MAYBE will handle dorms when i reach it
i mean, i could play the island thing easily

Me to and I did some of the maps have better fps while the other ones with demanding
Well
Laggy
Yeah, we're going to witness flagships with 6gb again soon
Look at that
In fact, some of the companies are using old chips like helio g85 and such for their new mid range phones again
vanguard qt
My Friand and Dutch quality
Look what they can handle
literally impossible things
"With enough trusth u can make even a brick fly"
budget phone makers like Poco, have cut down on number of models, renaming some SKUs
It's quite sad really
first ever pph gone quite well

yostar need to buff her frfr
To flat
And another Memory i will cometely forget...
flat girl kinda sexy if you see the potential
min
The boob may be fat and poor, but look at those thighs
underrated queen I still use her to this day
mainly bcs she lvl 125 and my better ships arent 😭
ey the booba is cute even if small
The good thing about girls is that if they have expenses in one place, they have income in another.
my Opsi still uses spoot

i still use her in pvp sometimes
old reliable ah
i just saw baltimore in golden week bra
pvp for me is just avoiding Juneau while attacking those CV only or BB only backline
yup
Show?
you need to chill the lizard people first.
heating/ global warming just makes them more active
Show us too
but lizards

I love this artist so much
gonna buy this too
blender生活
ヒンデンブルグ、やっと完成!!
髪型は二種類つくりました。
今回もblenderでモデリングして、Unityに持っていって動かしています。
ムッチムチなキャラは作っていて楽しいですよね~!!
#b3d
shame we can't have 2 of her
@karmic chasm you should learn from this man
well until meta that is
Hindenburg meta in a few years
inb4 we get a Muse Meta before Kent retro
gothic/heavy metal idols
She's not flat tho
We got a metal idol
No just a skin
woah
just add more boosters


pat the cow
New mecklengurg secretary story 
did someone summon me?

dying
do not eat the cow
eat Manjuu instead
at least not this one
Whatever vegan
you both literally found Cheshire (CB) and Cheshire (CA)
blackhole consumes all..
More protein 🗣️ 🔥
WAT
Bruuhh
imma just drinking with the best girl ever
humanity fate when they didn't retrofit Formidable

The Fpv drones knows where it is it all times it know this because it knows where it isn't
what if i let off an emp?
release a gravity wave
even if it's cylinder, how you make difference between natural and not?
since i never hold one
does the plastic one more hard or
When did they get fate sim
I didn't take it either, but I was able to study the sizes (I have female friends who I can measure in real life with one eye)
When are they gonna get fate sim lmao. Shits season 4 and we on 8.
you not grab it?
How to get punched in the face?
maybe if you ask politely
Santa could I get a vanguard 
you only one eye?
They don't like it when I stare at them and they specifically asked me not to, but if I just stare down suspiciously with one eye, they don't always notice.
Bread
Hi I tried searching but I didn't found anything yet. Someone did a list of all ships with their chinese name? i mean something like New Jersey/Xinzexi etc... The wiki has the chinese name but I cant read chinese lol
I'm assuming you want the Chinese pinyin?
Maybe stop staring at girls who already told you not to stare at them
it's like dough, it's a combination of plasticity and elasticity.
Believe me, I don't stare at them 10/10, only at one point when they're not noticeable or not paying attention, btw I also channel everyone near me who is a girl
I dont know what pinyin is but yeah, probably
That doesn't make it any less creepy
In game files name basically
Why would you admit to this
Brother, do you know what a creep is?
Thickfazt might get warned but worth it

Honestly? Yes. In practice, however, I know what internal control is.
No you are just being creepy.
Bruh... sorry...
Lol "internal control" brother, why are you just, staring? A glance is something but don't hyper fixate on a persons body parts
Don't apologize to me. I just say don't do it. Not good.
Sorry, what I wrote might have been misinterpreted, so basically since I'm talking to them, of course when we talk, I make eye contact with them.
those Chinese latin letter thingy
What is your first language.
Booba
Hungary

Six Zeven
Titty wave? 
Your hungry?

perhaps
Don't you think my other friends are like that, most of them are just drunkards and alcoholics XDDD
Mijo

Isn't that just eastern europe
We love alcohol, and it's the fastest legal escape from problems.

That just sounds like alcoholism, a problem in itself
I wish I can get drunk before alcohol poisonimg
They never said it was a solution. They said it’s an escape.
ise-kai is also an escape
Now at the end of May I'm going out for drinks with a group of people who have been going camping and getting drunk in the forest for 5 years. This is an annual event for us.
If it's occasionally, sure, party hard. But I've seen too many people lose themselves to the bottle to accept it as an every day thing

Honestly, I usually drink about 2 liters of concentrate during the 3-day party (the others sometimes drink more). I remember that out of 120 liters of beer, 80 liters were consumed last year and 12 of us drank it.
Vampire Vampire!
There was 4 liters of brandy or 4 liters of Jager, 2 liters of whiskey or 5 liters of Gin or 20 liters of wine at this party.
dead man walking?
..What?
recent streaming countries challenge he did, he collapsed twice...
I'll quickly add that the entire group of 22 people drank from this.
Ah.
and passed out
Everyone is together so no XDDD
Somebody get this man a Landwehr
Eating fried rice with ketchup
Where the pineapple fried rice
Agree 🗣️ 🔥
You’re telling me a pineapple fried this rice?
Thai people he addin pineapple to anything
I need the booty loading screens but can't find em.
Pizza
Alr time to listening to phonk to increase aura 🔥
YES
huh? booty? thats a frontfocussed skin 😮 no bootyshots 😂
You do you bro
I know lol.
Still better than Pacific Rim Uprising
Generated by AI model seedance 2.0, so that language varies. also about figure consistency, I tried.
Giantess/gts/巨大娘
..ew dawg.

Montagem azur lane🗣️ 🔥
Opan da noor
Do I get free booba inside the basement
Hi you would like me to call a ambulance you seem to be struggling with breathing 













