al-general

[tight roost]

not even AK is safe from getting indian-styled hashtag treatment

[drowsy dagger]

especially the cons

[mental swift]

just give me the link will you

[south thorn]

Let me join the eugen pfp

[meager haven]

No don’t do it

Don’t join the eugen pfps

[mental swift]

I am also joining the eugen pfps

[ionic gulch]

My Twitter and Instagram fyp are fill with bikes stuff

[meager haven]

😔

[mental swift]

10 years later

[gaunt apex]

i used it in the past to "connect" with people now i just use it rarely to promote my Vtubing stuff and the stuff i see makes me facepalm

[ionic gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/941220589492903956/sexmarch-1.gif

[vivid osprey]

Speaking of cons, Im gonna meet the goat in a few weeks

[gaunt apex]

Nein do it now don't wait for 10 Years

[drowsy dagger]

Nostalgia hits different when its social media after all

[mental swift]

WAIT WHATTTTTT

[meager haven]

That’s not Ohisashiburi nor Nagu

[gaunt apex]

never went to the Dokomi 💀 🥀

[mental swift]

YOURE GONNA MEET FUCKING

[meager haven]

Have fun tho

[mental swift]

DISH?????

[vivid osprey]

Thanks!

[mental swift]

HOLY

[south thorn]

She's my wife... Why won't i?

[vivid osprey]

Yeah he has a stand there

Ill buy some Shinano prints

[gaunt apex]

Nostalgia always hits me when i see these old clips with that music makes me feel old af and sad

[mental swift]

i die of thirst

[drowsy dagger]

what 10-20 year old music does to a mf

[south thorn]

[gaunt apex]

also when they show Playstation 1-2 or Xbox or locations

[drowsy dagger]

I am almost fucking 30 so I don't like to remind myself I am not old

[drowsy dagger]

I only reached 2 as I remember playing Tekken Tag Tournament with my Father, even if it was a while

[gaunt apex]

Good to have a Prinz Eugen at home she keeps me cheerful

[gaunt apex]

Oh mein gott Tekken was peak

[short silo]

It doesn't get better after 30 remembering you're old.

[drowsy dagger]

please no

[drowsy dagger]

I only played like that one, then Tekken 6 on PSP, and that was my only history of the game

[gaunt apex]

i've played many fighting games Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Tekken, Blazblue....

if i would touch them today i'm going to get toasted ngl

[drowsy dagger]

Lucky for you to play many Fighting VS games

[hearty salmon]

Mmm lingerie

[gaunt apex]

a huge perk to have a gaming family lol

[hearty salmon]

Boobaa

Boooooobaaaaaaaaaa

[south thorn]

Skullgirls

[drowsy dagger]

Even Luckier

[drowsy dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263921836475945122/1410256824275304448/azur-lane-agir-l2d.gif

[gaunt apex]

Left For Dead 1-2 was peak too

[gaunt apex]

time passes way too fast

[drowsy dagger]

Ah left 4 dead

the one zombie game that still acts like counter strike

[gaunt apex]

i just wish Valve could count to fucking 3

[drowsy dagger]

[hearty salmon]

Honeylicious boobies

[south thorn]

Seg update when?

[drowsy dagger]

when they "count to ten"

ok that is cringe

[gaunt apex]

Soon™

[drowsy dagger]

[haughty gale]

Honey

[gaunt apex]

i just wanna have Eugen on 3D dorms so i can spend even more cash and time on AL

[vestal briar]

not just valve

[south thorn]

Just go to showbreak level already....

[gaunt apex]

or GFL 2

[mental swift]

okay then

[gaunt apex]

fuck valve i hate them so much because of that L4D and Half Life are good games

[vestal briar]

i just want titanfall 3

[south thorn]

[gaunt apex]

Same instead we get this BR crap the market is oversaturated with that crap

[vestal briar]

yeah

sucks

[south thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-tanks-gif-sliding-low-gif-25206958

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-agir-absolute-cinema-fire-gif-9542027321189334424

[gaunt apex]

crazy Girls Und Panzer reference

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1480318613209612400/20260306_111559.gif

[vestal briar]

how he drifting the t80(?)

[gaunt apex]

huge Gaijin buff ngl

[vestal briar]

still at 10.3

[rose spire]

Hi all

[gaunt apex]

Greetings

[hearty salmon]

"No more sexually assaulting the skk"

[hearty salmon]

Booba Jumpscare

[rose spire]

Hru eugen?

[gaunt apex]

doing ok how about ya?

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

[gaunt apex]

oh mein gott

[cedar hawk]

guehhhh

[hearty salmon]

Exhibitionist Booba Jumpscare

[rose spire]

Sitting here tryna figure out how the great claymore in ac unity isn’t a Zweihänder

It literally looks like one but is labeled as “Great claymore”

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1481959727868149831/20260301_232008.gif

[hearty salmon]

Horny Succubus Booba Jiggle Jumpscare

My favourite kind

[tiny kraken]

would

[torpid kettle]

there is no scare in those 😢

[drowsy dagger]

I wished I bought this skin, despite the interactions being lacking

[hearty salmon]

I said Jiggle Jumpscare

But you're right

[drowsy dagger]

same for Shinano's

[hearty salmon]

why would I be scared of something I love

[drowsy dagger]

[crimson kayak]

sleepy floof?

[ionic gulch]

Jarvis send in 5 buff lady to touch this guy

[hearty salmon]

Please send in Bremmy

Please send in Bremmy

[royal robin]

I love taihou

[hearty salmon]

PLEASEeEeEeeEeEEee

[ionic gulch]

Joke on you I'm sending the Big 5 buff yandere

Dido, taihou, roon, akagi, junyou

[devout bough]

Ima wuther

[mortal oyster]

Gawd damn

[mortal oyster]

Also gawd damn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231914133163741208/1416229736019136523/Hakuhou_Pat.gif

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1480318613209612400/20260306_111559.gif

[cunning sundial]

[normal comet]

those tits couldn't fit in my mouth

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-right-back-at-ya-kirby-anime-kirby-eating-a-watermelon-gif-17530449855967863291

[devout bough]

won't stop me from trying

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hiyuki-wuwa-kuchibayuri-hiyuki-cube-gif-5060501443869769498

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487200155806728314/20260327_222004.gif

[devout bough]

Hi Hiyuki!!!

[ionic gulch]

What if we drain them instead

Let see will it get smaller

[normal comet]

great idea

[lone vapor]

as a what

godly?

apex?

[rose spire]

It was months ago but I think it’s close to enterprise rarity

[lone vapor]

apex

eugen's somehow is a better rarity than enterprise

wtf 💔

[ionic gulch]

Yamantoh when yostar

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kearsarge-azur-lane-azur-lane-skullie-gif-9552082967823651773

[quartz bay]

https://x.com/i/status/2051250788404433097

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Richard Hammond surprised fans by posting a video driving an anime girl styled Porsche GT3 RS

X · May 4, 2026, 10:41 AM

[torpid kettle]

they dont have to. docking is plenty (cant find a good docking-gif 😢 )

[devout bough]

Taihoumobile

[normal comet]

she has name and it's taihou

rraaahhh

[drowsy dagger]

My typical Wannabe team, hoping I had more skins, especially Shinano, Unzen and Eugen

[devout bough]

Me and the Bois

[final seal]

"Anime girl styled"

[radiant cipher]

♻️

[drowsy swan]

taihou hit mainstream

[wheat star]

I still ache for Azur Lane PC Client

[shut crane]

[soft bough]

https://klipy.com/gifs/seseren-essex-5

Is there any way to reduce fuel consumption during combat?

[bright crane]

All your names are VA references?

[bright crane]

Use less ships

[soft bough]

3 ships

[bright crane]

Like, 1:1 is fine if your level and gear just blitzes through them low levels

[soft bough]

i'm new bie haiz

[bright crane]

Also lower rarity works if they work too

[normal comet]

yay yuri

[bright crane]

She waif

[gaunt apex]

we need more Yuri stuff

[bright crane]

No, we need more yuri stuff thats actually good

If people say SuleMio they need to be smacked to Jesus just from how barebones and pace-broken it is

[normal comet]

like mammy and jean bart?

[devout bough]

what does this mean

[gaunt apex]

RIP me i only pulled Evertsen my Gacha luck is non existant

[shut crane]

same

[normal comet]

same

how tf people able to build other faction at ease but fail at tulipa

[shut crane]

Erofu

[radiant cipher]

Dude deleted his post

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1498715939535851520/20260428_175606.gif

[normal comet]

think fast

[frank relic]

It is shinzo Abe wills

[shut crane]

thinking is hard

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-kid-basketball-nope-gif-16094061

You cannot distract me with Elf Booba. It has no effect on me

[gaunt apex]

have most likely 9999999 cubes

[modest snow]

truth nuke

[modest snow]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[gaunt apex]

Big Tsundere

[shut crane]

lewd handholding

[stark fox]

S-Sisters Handholding?

[shut crane]

extra lewd

[modest snow]

gimme Agir x Eugen and my life is yours yuri artists

[gaunt apex]

DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY!!!

[modest snow]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-new-jersey-gif-8719189388350729856

[gaunt apex]

Peak but how about we add in Hindenburg and Mecklenburg?

[gaunt apex]

now that looks awesome

[stark fox]

There's also an AI Generated one that popped up, but since AI generated art is the tool of the heathen, it shall not be shown

[modest snow]

how did peak become more peak add Bismarck too

[normal comet]

how about duragon booba

[modest snow]

[modest snow]

dragon booba is best booba

[gaunt apex]

Oh mein gott how did i forget Bismarck?

[modest snow]

[stark fox]

Perhaps, but this looks more like Armpit art

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1489247037508550857/Azur_Lane_-_Bisoku_Zenshin_-_Episode_6_-_Bismarck_Thinks_About_It.gif

[normal comet]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/ganyuanhoa-gif-4278239310320187524

[normal comet]

why not just enjoy every part of your wife?

[stark fox]

Because, unfortuantely the interenet has informed me of such fetishes and now I cannot unsee them in arts.

[modest snow]

[normal comet]

i see...

maybe

[signal stone]

wife

[gaunt apex]

damn i need Z52

so many Peak IB gurls

[normal comet]

can't wait for z52 free skin

cute hottie

[gaunt apex]

Cruel... i don't have her

[modest snow]

I grinded to get from shop in the original event

glad i did

[modest snow]

[signal stone]

Yeah, she's just too good not to use

[normal comet]

-mask
-energetic girl
-booba

vid of her dancing is so good

[gaunt apex]

i want to have De Zeven Provinciën as well but damn....

[normal comet]

hard eh

[stark fox]

Mmmm dargon

[normal comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1111006169771814912/ezgif.com-resize_3.gif

[torpid kettle]

no peeking !

[stark fox]

[shut crane]

china boat

[torpid kettle]

as rare as it is, but once in a while

[gaunt apex]

these girls look interesting with Z11 and Hipper Meta holy crap

[gaunt apex]

guud thing i deleted wows....

[stark fox]

Hipper Meta good girl

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/celebs-muppets-elmo-jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[normal comet]

hipper meta look sexy tbh

[gaunt apex]

i did the worst mistake ever so that's why i missed out all the good girls

[grand lodge]

Choco so dak

[gaunt apex]

i joined AL way too late

[normal comet]

i'm into flat a little bit after ump45 in gfl2

[stark fox]

You fool

[gaunt apex]

my Phone is not exactly made for gaming

[stark fox]

Neither was my Iphone 6 and it ran AL just fine

[normal comet]

try promilia on iphone 6

[gaunt apex]

ah IPhones ... the only good thing about the long lasting batteries

[cunning sundial]

[stark fox]

Don't have my Iphone 6 anymore

Got one of their new fancy ones.
Could probably run Wuwa or Genshit if I felt like I needed another Gacha Game

Which i don't

[drowsy dagger]

Excluding Shinano and Agir

[normal comet]

cute

[tiny kraken]

the flat queen

[tiny kraken]

both get outdone by HIpper in flatness

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-anime-prinz-eugen-admiral-hipper-angry-gif-16617674

[shut crane]

my granny can't be this cute

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kitchen-chopped-kinrose-Buva2aomcuXBAD07PC

[final seal]

5s user here, run the game just fine, but refuses to run any other gacha games

[stark fox]

The gamer man is le kill

🫡

[cunning sundial]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tight goblet]

good

[shut crane]

mikasa is hungy

[normal comet]

boobs pressed is so erotic

[meager haven]

She is type 2 diabetic

[tight goblet]

yep

[tight goblet]

sea veggie

[meager haven]

Snom

[gaunt apex]

now i want Sushi

[stark fox]

No Horny

[vivid osprey]

Who is this again

[tight goblet]

kongou muse

[vivid osprey]

Thank you

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[tight goblet]

by by

[cinder lintel]

Guy u should come to thailand is that have great food and culture and femb-

And am back guyp

[viscid sedge]

May the 4th be with you all

[devout bough]

It's nearly 11pm

[viscid sedge]

i forgor this morning

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/piggster-meeboo-pig-piggy-big-piggy-gif-18385303

[viscid sedge]

also best Dragon Empery jiggle

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263921836475945122/1410256824275304448/azur-lane-agir-l2d.gif

[devout bough]

I would have bought this skin but the interactions weren't that to my liking

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tight goblet]

porky

[devout bough]

?

[viscid sedge]

i don't think the interactions are bad tbh

[devout bough]

hi hi

[devout bough]

yeah it's not to my liking

doesn't mean it's bad

[tight goblet]

you dinner

[bold kayak]

interactions is good but not something you would 💯 recommend

optional since there are much better l2d skins than hers

[somber steeple]

balls

[sleek cape]

I’m not as active as I used to be

[vestal briar]

Same

[somber steeple]

What happen to you

[barren barn]

damnn i saw her from someone pfp a second ago but didnt who it was

mommy..

might think about getting her with her skin later

[viscid sedge]

Chang Wu is her name

I'd say she's pretty much the Taihou of the Dragon Empery interms of chest size

[radiant cipher]

[viscid sedge]

would you say i'm about right or a bit off with that?

[devout bough]

hi Richie!!!!!

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472207626522722418/20260213_151826.gif

[alpine ember]

i got "PEAK" today

[mental swift]

and the taihou in terms of overall looks is the one from last year

another wu

wu, chien

[devout bough]

AL Richie

hmm

[alpine ember]

yes

just bought them all right now

[mental swift]

Oh awesome you got the commander richie

[alpine ember]

i got them all .... i even got Massa and Shinano captains and their ships xD

[sleek cape]

New photo dropped

[devout bough]

hmmm

[somber steeple]

Wisconsin

[viscid sedge]

pretty sure Chang Wu outsizes Wu Chien no?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[mental swift]

bro I mean overall looks

[viscid sedge]

ah fair

[mental swift]

just look at her default

[devout bough]

I like Chien Wu

[viscid sedge]

i was talking about the breast size but yeah in looks Chien Wu is the DE's Taihou

[mental swift]

this exactly looks like temu taihoe

[mental swift]

Yeah

[mental swift]

same color scheme
same crimson eyes

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1465656547718860821/20251230_191049.gif

[devout bough]

I like her, her personality much more enjoyable than Taihou imho

[viscid sedge]

in the department of breast sizes, Chang Wu is very much Taihou's counterpart in the Dragon Empery for now atleast

[mental swift]

atleast I'm lucky I got both chien wu and chang wu

and also huan ch'ang from last year

after she got permanent

[viscid sedge]

and then there is Hwah Jah who's also blessed af

[radiant cipher]

[gaunt apex]

Congrats bro... sadly i spend so much money and didn't get anything good i rage deleted wows

[pseudo fulcrum]

Come on, Manjuu. Wisco character when?

[alpine ember]

bro xD

i mean .... i got lucky with shina and massa since i already had all the ships from previous waves

[gaunt apex]

never knew Taihou had a twin sister

[alpine ember]

well .... she didnt xD

[gaunt apex]

not even on gaming i'm having luck.... got only one Dutch girl so far

[mental swift]

Imagine if Hammond had that ship instead of taihou on his car

[gaunt apex]

i neglected to get Blücher

[mental swift]

true chinese style

[alpine ember]

dutch girl ? .....

[gaunt apex]

Ehh... Evertsen

i'm too drunk ngl

[alpine ember]

....

Evertsen is not in wows yet xD

[gaunt apex]

i wasted cubes and money too to get De Zeven Provinciën

[gaunt apex]

but on AL xP

[alpine ember]

ohhh u talking about al xD

i thought u mean u spend money on wows to get the girls xD

[gaunt apex]

Yes wows was a pain in the ass for a while

[gaunt apex]

i've seen a bundle with Eugen around €50 wargaming is so greedy

[tight goblet]

hmm

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-prinz-eugen-my-beloved-gif-24425327

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-disappointed-gif-13848065843414333862

Such a perfect girl sobs

[mental swift]

absolutely

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1498720883240599633/20260428_175854.gif

[tight goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1500193727828725861/20260401_192600.gif

[peak vapor]

hi chien wu

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455300126338846780/20251229_213927.gif

[mental swift]

oh my, if it isnt drako

[ionic gulch]

mibombo

@somber steeple can I eat you vro

[peak vapor]

hi

[mental swift]

how have you been

[devout bough]

rare KC Yamatoposting

[peak vapor]

at school rn, doin good

[mental swift]

Oh damn

I just finished watching this shit

[somber steeple]

1 ping

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explod-explode-explosion-gato-gif-10088845544511654721

[devout bough]

anyways

laners

i'm going sleep

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106219299225489428/1481813867725197374/ezgif.com-resize_9.gif

[devout bough]

goodnight

[somber steeple]

Idk mate

But you might got Kuru

[peak vapor]

awwa

[tight goblet]

hmm

[merry robin]

Yoo brother. Whats good? How life? How yourself

[trim python]

Chat
Kearsarge is uhhh half human half android right?

[merry robin]

Robo wife ye

[trim python]

atleast from what I see in her desc

[merry robin]

She is shipgirl tho

[tight goblet]

hmm

[trim python]

she says hybrid and sources far indicates both

so basically a human kansen that is also clankable

[merry robin]

Clank clank

[trim python]

how dare you say so when she got those massive cheeks

[alpine ember]

shes basically a Cyborg ..... half human half robot

[stark fox]

“Hybrid” meaning Hybrid Battleship

[alpine ember]

im super

[merry robin]

Glad to hear brother

[stark fox]

@trim python

[trim python]

Ikik
still idk how does that BBCV actually look like , there are like 67 different blueprints out there

[tight goblet]

ouch

[trim python]

That's the WoWs ver right

[alpine ember]

i mean ... kearsarge was a real ship from 1946 and 1993 xD just not a hybrid but a full carrier

[stark fox]

AKA, the version we use

[stark fox]

Any BBCV would never see production cuz they are hot garbage

[mental swift]

GLASGOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[somber steeple]

yea

[trim python]

btw ain't her bg got 2 full carrier decks
most of the time I think of it as the BBCV + LHD3 + CV33

[somber steeple]

cyborg

[mental swift]

no shes full android

all of the ships are androids

[tired crown]

[trim python]

@mental swift how dare u call this android

[mental swift]

I mean

That's what the lore states

also the anime

So I'm technically right

[alpine ember]

my stupid ass was thinking about the CV33 tank for a second T-T

[mental swift]

[mental swift]

She is a CV in real life

an essex class CV

[mental swift]

no wonder why it works so fucking well with both york2 and lex2

[alpine ember]

"was" .....

from 1946

[trim python]

Currently LHD3

Wasp class

CV33 is out long ago

[alpine ember]

but we have a newer Kearsarge fro mthe Wasp class

[mental swift]

you know what I mean

[alpine ember]

from 1993

[trim python]

idk why but the LHD3 hull resembles more of the decks in her bg

[mental swift]

That's the amphibious ship

[alpine ember]

ye .... Carro Veloce 33 is its actual name and in short its CV33 xDD

[alpine ember]

still a carrier

[trim python]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

THAT MF OF A BITCH

[alpine ember]

GIRLS UND PANZER TOUGHT ME WELL

XDD

[mental swift]

And still not the one from azur lane

[trim python]

no like I also play War Thunder

[mental swift]

but you think what you think I guess

[alpine ember]

and still nothing at all since the AL never existed

[alpine ember]

i stopped playign War Thunder after i got my favourit tank xD

[trim python]

questions : If the Universe of AL is so advanced why we still use propellers and not CIWS and SAM/SSM/ASM

[mental swift]

The one from wows did which is based off of the essex class one

[mental swift]

ask manjuu not me

[gaunt apex]

war thunder still the goated game with infantry update soon rolling out

[somber steeple]

True

[trim python]

I got bored after playing only shermans for 4 tiers straights

[mental swift]

we are srill stuck with fucking ships

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[somber steeple]

AL 3rd sequel when

[mental swift]

When we should be in

OUTER SPACE

LIKE STAR TREK

IF TECHNOLOGY IS SO ADVANCED

[trim python]

MY reason to FIGHT for Christianity

( Protestant I suppose )

[alpine ember]

it did not ..... not a single hybrid battleship ever saw more than just planing

[gaunt apex]

Human race is always nerfed af no matter what game/series/movies

[crimson kayak]

should I be annoying in class for the fall semester and play AL with max volume on?

[alpine ember]

how u know shes christian ? XD

[trim python]

"AZURRURANEEEEEEE"

[somber steeple]

21st warfare

[mental swift]

I know the hybrid battleship in itself didn't exist, but thing is, it is based off of the essex class carrier

[worthy pagoda]

Except the ones where they become gods

[mental swift]

That's what I'm trying to say

[somber steeple]

real

[alpine ember]

and play Friedrich voicelines .....

BOOOOOYA!!!!

[trim python]

Literally everything

[crimson kayak]

the entire class hearing "Owari da" and "honey"

[mental swift]

i mean hell yeah

[trim python]

When the lolis says absolutely anything in combat

[gaunt apex]

even on my fav game EDF mankind got fucked up so much and on EDF 6 i didn't even understand the story anymore

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-season-7-26mE8s73aFggs9AD6

[crimson kayak]

and ark royal spawns within 100 meters

[gaunt apex]

what about "shikikan" ?

[alpine ember]

suddenly in the corner my FDR goes

"iiko watashi no Boya"

every man instantly drops

[trim python]

She's a sister bru

[gaunt apex]

BB Class booba 99999999 DMG to sirens

[stark fox]

Boya

[mental swift]

which Friedrich are we talking about

[alpine ember]

huh ?? she aint even a real nun bruh

[trim python]

"Uwoughhhhhhh😭 💢 " ahh Ark Royal

[trim python]

nah nun is too far

but she's literally a sister

[alpine ember]

........

damn

Friedrich Carl exist too

[trim python]

both at once

[alpine ember]

2 MOMMIES

[mental swift]

yeah

the more the merrier

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[mental swift]

and both german

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[trim python]

my dream is that they are Lesbians and adopt me as their child

[merry robin]

wait what

[crimson kayak]

If I am offered a deal to play FDG voicelines during graduation, I'd accept it

[mental swift]

dream big Astrid, dream big

[mental swift]

what

[gaunt apex]

IB's best Mommy

[merry robin]

Graduation speeches no.
Fdg speeches yes

[trim python]

you know what else is also big

[merry robin]

Where Fdg?

[gaunt apex]

not much of a FDG fan

[merry robin]

Carl looks like an aunt to me ngl

[mental swift]

tied to first place with her is another mommy that is frederich der grosse

[trim python]

busy having fun with Hutten

[crimson kayak]

"I'm not doing a speech. Someone else is "

[gaunt apex]

Friedrich carl is deep in my heart she triggered my Mommy issues for her

[alpine ember]

my dream is they are both NOT lesbian and still adopt me .........

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514333611453972481/1298647489993244752/yetanotheressexshitpost.gif

[alpine ember]

"but we arent related by blood"

[merry robin]

Why not waif them both?

[alpine ember]

read my comment again xD

[merry robin]

Ah

Wel

I would still wife them

[trim python]

GUGUGAGAAAAAAAAA

[gaunt apex]

plz Manjuu release Friedrich Carl skins L2D

[alpine ember]

yeah .... lets just pretend nobody saw this comment

[pastel oracle]

[gaunt apex]

i don't follow the mainstream lal

[merry robin]

[mental swift]

hm that's weird

[mental swift]

whar could be the reason possibly

[alpine ember]

says the Eugen fan .... xD

[merry robin]

Carl not a bad taste at all

[trim python]

Wedding one too

[merry robin]

Its just my opinion she looks like an auntie

[gaunt apex]

she was love at first sight also nobody mentioned her before

[potent moss]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

[trim python]

also can't Wedding skins pls be L2D?

[merry robin]

I want l2d swimsuit sushi

[gaunt apex]

Originally i joined AL because of Roon

[merry robin]

For summer

[gaunt apex]

Oh mein Gott Roon you look so cute

[trim python]

Oh Holy Sister
For you , we shall fight for Christianity

[merry robin]

[potent moss]

As for me, I started playing for both Enty and Belfast.

Then I stayed, and kept on playing the game for Rikka.

[gaunt apex]

Belfast... isn't that the maid?

[merry robin]

inhale @sleek cape SODAAAAAK

[gaunt apex]

i really need to finish the Anime ....

Damn

[trim python]

I joined for Musashi initially
still sticking to her and her lil sis and our children

[merry robin]

Based

I joined cus floof

[trim python]

oh and also a lot of historically accurate shenanigans

[potent moss]

Based thoughts.

[trim python]

like all that stuff Taihou have with Albacore

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bromance-sig-curtis-alex-louis-armstrong-fullmetal-fma-gif-18194534

[gaunt apex]

Hmm

[merry robin]

After fox mating season

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455135271170347190/20251227_173131.gif

[merry robin]

I will take full child support

[umbral hill]

bro indeed

[merry robin]

Sonion

[gaunt apex]

They are so cute

[stark fox]

BratSashi

[merry robin]

Brat and sashi in same word* bruh

[trim python]

are they funny too?

[trim python]

nah 😭 💢

[gaunt apex]

people would most likely tell me "ChaNGE TheM OuT TheY ArE WEAk Af"

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462174044584415332/20260117_205206.gif

[trim gyro]

I fell asleep with yorktown oath on secretary and I woke up with amagi oath, I think amagi ate yorktown

[gaunt apex]

idk if it was a good idea to Retrofit Fusou tho....

[plucky magnet]

Just get another copy of her

She's easy to get

[gaunt apex]

Hmm that might be a idea

[plucky magnet]

While the retrofit one is your trophy wife

[ember spindle]

she's not a fucking brat
go back to your navi fan club

[gaunt apex]

i increased the dock space to 200

[trim gyro]

shrine maidens are supposed to be wifed and make the next generation of shrine maidens and priests, it is a whole family business

[plucky magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[ember spindle]

one fucking time a sly kid isn't a mesugaki

[alpine ember]

HELL YEAH ...... both pre-ordered

[mental swift]

so awesome sauce 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

what scale though

[mental swift]

Not even close bro

Are you a newbie too

[alpine ember]

Taiho is 29cm and 1300grams
kearsarge is 28cm and 1200grams

[royal sigil]

[mental swift]

no like isn't there a scale like 1/7 or 1/4 they specified about

[forest sparrow]

1:6 scale

[alpine ember]

ohh ye its 1/7

[mental swift]

Oh damn

[alpine ember]

wait ... let me check if its 1/7 or 6

[trim python]

[sly briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUcFzckrpOw

I just saw this on twitter

You are welcome

xD

[alpine ember]

ok

Taiho is 1/6 and 29cm
Kearsarge is also 1/6 but 28cm

Taiho is taller confirmed ????

[mental swift]

Dayum

[mental swift]

Of course she's taller

[ivory oyster]

its not lolicon, its pre-order

you can experience to 100% of her

[mental swift]

more st louis cosplayers 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[alpine ember]

wait ... was this already confirmed smh ? xD

[mental swift]

no I'm just speculating

[stark fox]

Or is she

[gaunt apex]

my pre order is still going on xP

[alpine ember]

so it was in a sarcastic tone xD

[mental swift]

no i mean

taihou is supposed to be tall enough

[alpine ember]

from that scale she is around 174cm ..... she is damn tall for a japanese woman xD

[gaunt apex]

People told me i waste my dock space lol

[alpine ember]

cute daughters are never a waste

[gaunt apex]

So true Bruder xP

[ivory oyster]

shipping

[gaunt apex]

she seems to be stuck here on German Customs and believe me German Customs suck ass

[mental swift]

ok I should stop talking

[ivory oyster]

dude she's from japan

[gaunt apex]

huh?

[ivory oyster]

sakura empire

[gaunt apex]

Yeah but she's getting shipped to me?

[ivory oyster]

oh

[gaunt apex]

🤣

[trim gyro]

can't send people in a box anymore, they object to that

[mental swift]

Yes you do vro yes you fucking do

[gaunt apex]

let them speak i have enough space

[ivory oyster]

waste dock?

what is that? i have money

[gaunt apex]

no i am not wasting my dock space at all

[mental swift]

200 is not enough

[mental swift]

Ew only 1 is mlb

[ivory oyster]

no no no, not 200

+200

[mental swift]

Mlb all the other ones will you

[gaunt apex]

No

i keep all the Eugens

[alpine ember]

cough me who has 33 NJs

[gaunt apex]

Heilige scheiße so many?!

how much Dock space do you have bro?

[alpine ember]

ehhh .... let me check rq

[gaunt apex]

with 33 NJ's you can conquer and destroy nations hell you could even wreck the Sirens

[vivid osprey]

Twin

[gaunt apex]

Oh...

[alpine ember]

if u dont count all the bulins i have, i have exactly 1020 dock space

[gaunt apex]

OH MEIN GOTT that's a lot

also i used her quite a lot

[gaunt apex]

man i get her so many times now is she useful?

[mental swift]

no I mean

Mlb all the eugens

[mental swift]

not that much

[torn aspen]

Tomorrow reset Day

[mental swift]

Unicorn is much more useful

[gaunt apex]

need to level up Peter Strasser too....

[mental swift]

Peter Strasser is waifu

but not useful enough

she's kurumi at home but not nearly as useful as kurumi herself

[torn aspen]

[mental swift]

She's also one of the few ships I've seen to undergo a complete personality change

from mommy to senpai

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1489662896706289904/20260312_203937.gif

[gaunt apex]

Ohhh Kurumi she carried me but i hate Chapter 10 so much

[gaunt apex]

wait does Peter Strasser do that?

[mental swift]

Just look at her skins bro

[quasi cove]

What are you doing with such little coin I have almost 500k

[gaunt apex]

i've wasted around 50 cubes for nothing

[crisp night]

Richard Hammond and Azur Lane was not on my instagram bingo list

[tight goblet]

hmm

[quasi cove]

I have 2k cubes around as of now

[gaunt apex]

at this point you're just flexing

[quasi cove]

Last time I used was when I decided to get more sovesky soyuzsz

[gaunt apex]

all these cubes for Blücher and De Zeven Provinciën just wasted

[quasi cove]

Ha ha I can prove it lmao

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-broly-saiyan-ssj-menacing-gif-18617199

[gaunt apex]

no no thank you i believe you

[quasi cove]

I just need more dock space

[gaunt apex]

let me guess you have around 10000 slots too?

[modest snow]

thicc

[quasi cove]

No

I don’t have much dock space

[mighty bobcat]

561 pings alone from news channel

[quasi cove]

That’s the only thing I don’t have much of

[modest snow]

HOLY SHI

[mental swift]

See for yourself

[gaunt apex]

i need more dock space too lol it feels like my 200 slots get used up fast

[vivid osprey]

880 dock space has been perfectly manageable for me for over a year

[mighty bobcat]

[dreamy coral]

Question guys
Which faction perfect to potray as Empire from Star Wars?

[gaunt apex]

ohhh she looks good

[gaunt apex]

Iron Blo- ohh...

[vivid osprey]

Idk, expanding it now and then is fine but I'm not pressed either

[quasi cove]

I guess I should just use my bulins ha ha

But nothing worth using them on

[vivid osprey]

Real I have an army of those sitting around as well

[gaunt apex]

how about you gimme some? i need to level up quite a lot shipfus

[mental swift]

I mean doesn't she look completely different from one skin to another

[modest snow]

omg the hat

[gaunt apex]

She looks very good i need to get more Gems damn

[quasi cove]

I mean they are nice skins but not really a stand out pick

[mental swift]

Most probably because of the lips being less detailed

[gaunt apex]

also i wanted to save some gems for Hindenburg and Mecklemburg but saving up is always hard for me

[mental swift]

[quasi cove]

She goes from looking like she’s 25 to like 16

[mental swift]

Just buy gems bro it ain't hard

[vivid osprey]

Sadly a lot of AL players are into this

[gaunt apex]

yeah i wish i wouldn't be broke af

[mental swift]

Just sell more bottles bro

and do google opinion rewards

[gaunt apex]

i can't spend cash on my google account

[mental swift]

Google opinion rewards is completely free

Just do surveys and gain money

[gaunt apex]

i've like €31 on my google account

[quasi cove]

I mean mostly are teenage males without manhood so nothing to be surprised really

[mental swift]

31 euros??

[vivid osprey]

True, but a lot of them grow into manchildren without purpose all the same

[mental swift]

that's something

[gaunt apex]

Yes and for some reason Google dosen't let me spend my money i put on

[mental swift]

Can't you spend it though google play points

no, google play balance

[quasi cove]

And those same dumbasses end up running companies that dictate

[gaunt apex]

nope nothing

[mental swift]

damn

fuck

[gaunt apex]

google is a dick i even emailed em

there is nothing i could do

[mental swift]

I guess you're really in a trance

[vivid osprey]

I got off on the wrong foot with you. You're based

[pseudo fulcrum]

Mommy Fried

[quasi cove]

https://tenor.com/view/best-super-android13-fight-punches-gif-14321195

[gaunt apex]

the worst is even when i use pay by mobile i can't spend much cash lol

[stark fox]

Police Nep cute

[gaunt apex]

go away with your Shonen stuff

[quasi cove]

Uhhh explain?

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-prinz-eugen-anime-explosion-gif-16666752

[quasi cove]

No that’s an andorid 13 quote there’s nothing you do hee hee hee

[mental swift]

boobflated nep nep

[gaunt apex]

okay i didn't know that

[stark fox]

Don’t you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut!

[mental swift]

She kicked off her head but she's still alive

[quasi cove]

https://tenor.com/view/trunks-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-android-anime-gif-12540795670216336570

[vivid osprey]

We had some dumb arguments in the past, but I think you're actually pretty cool ✌️

[mental swift]

Including this company

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-you-lecture-me-with-your30haircut-30haircut-dont-you-lecture-me-android13-gif-22031467

[mental swift]

stupid idiots

[quasi cove]

Oh ha ha ha yeah I remeber with that one taihou person and that stuff

[vivid osprey]

Yuh

[gaunt apex]

fr and the next thing we do i raise her on Project Identity Manjuu is crazy

[quasi cove]

Yeah don’t worry that’s past trash 💚

[mental swift]

Not exactly her

[vivid osprey]

Thank you Akeno

[gaunt apex]

u never know what Manjuu is up to

[stark fox]

We don’t have Purifier in Project identity

[mental swift]

no more sirens please

[pseudo fulcrum]

“Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on yo dick!”
-GTAV

[stark fox]

Or tester

[mental swift]

PLEASE let the war end

[mental swift]

With the sirens destroyed

[stark fox]

The war ends and so does the game

[mental swift]

[quasi cove]

Ara Ara~ of course~

[stark fox]

[dark solstice]

Do all shipgirls get scrapped when it ends ?

[mental swift]

Then I guess it ends on 2027

[quasi cove]

Oh ha ha yeah definitely

[mental swift]

After yamato joins the game

[gaunt apex]

war...war never changes

[mental swift]

And destroys all the sirens

Singlehandedly

[stark fox]

Worse.
They stay locked in the server.
Forever waiting for the commander to return

[quasi cove]

Fallout 4 mods so crazy

[mental swift]

With a super laser piss

[gaunt apex]

i hope not! i don't want to see my Eugen get scrapped or my mommy Friedrich Carl

[dark solstice]

Like Bache

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-sonic-adventure-sonic-adventure2-the-moon-gif-22530768

[gaunt apex]

ikr Skyrim is goated too with mods

[pseudo fulcrum]

How do ya like that, Obama!?

[mental swift]

I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

[timid vault]

what is bote

[mental swift]

bote is bote

[timid vault]

I am on the ocean now

[vivid osprey]

Nice to see Diogenes playing Azur Lane

[rancid compass]

i drilled a few holes in the bottom of your ship

[dark solstice]

Don't worry a.i will somehow fo crazy in the future and they will be free

[stark fox]

[rancid compass]

[dark solstice]

Oof

F76 more goated than both those

[stark fox]

And their first act will be to purge those who forgot them

[dark solstice]

I am currently gonna be assassinated for neglect

[sleek cape]

Hi

[timid vault]

no

[dark solstice]

If only it was burnout the game and not game burnout

[mental swift]

"They promised us peace, and they gave us... purge" - Neo, 2021

[vestal briar]

put your phone onto airplane mode dude

[dark solstice]

You see that thing bottom left, if you jettison it you will save fuel

[mental swift]

BURNOUT MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[timid vault]

no

[mental swift]

CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN

[vestal briar]

poor plane

[timid vault]

plane sex

[mental swift]

THE RED FLAG NEVER EVER MEANT THE SAME

THE KIDS OF TOMORROW DONT NEED TODAY

[stark fox]

Do not make me bludgeon you

[mental swift]

leaving the 4th

[mental swift]

what

[stark fox]

May the fourth be with you

[vestal briar]

balright

[mental swift]

what is bludgeoning

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106219299225489428/1481813867725197374/ezgif.com-resize_9.gif

[mental swift]

what is balright

[stark fox]

Hitting with a blunt instrument

[stark fox]

Such as a hammer

Or a pan

[mental swift]

Ah

[rancid compass]

oh i recognize the seat, try searching below it

[dark solstice]

Or this that someone posted the other day

[rancid compass]

jkjk

[somber steeple]

is this same guy that made nott nott video

[dark solstice]

No I clue was arsene that posted it

[timid vault]

they showed naked cyrene

[stark fox]

We did it first

[timid vault]

do you live in hell (los angeles)

[dark solstice]

Richard Hammond was inside taihou

[rancid compass]

[stark fox]

https://youtu.be/Q-o9cMftFXI?t=29

[dark solstice]

Wait that sounds bad

[trim gyro]

richard hammond could fit inside anyone

[dark solstice]

His daughter crashed earlier this year didn't she too?

In some formula e or something

[final seal]

Azur lane on handheld consoles when

[dark solstice]

He would be a good man for damage control

[dark solstice]

Glowworm must have severe brain damage

[gaunt apex]

OMFG IT'S PRINZ EUGEN THE BEST GIRL THE GERMANS HAD

[final seal]

How tall is ägir?

[gaunt apex]

all i know is that she is a grown ass Tsundere but i like her too

[dark solstice]

Adolf knew he kept raising his hand to her height

[final seal]

Mama eugen behind you

[dark solstice]

Moustache high and over there

[royal sigil]

will never happen

[timid vault]

im having apple juice and gold fish on this flight larping as a child

[gaunt apex]

Azur Lane PC Client when?

Azur Lane 3D Gameplay when?

[timid vault]

fuck you

[final seal]

crosswave

[dark solstice]

Make a game we're you can transfer your girls to after eos

[somber steeple]

This is me

[dark solstice]

Let them grow up

[gaunt apex]

already finished it only needed a few hours

[somber steeple]

until today

[dark solstice]

No thanks I am interested in someone else thanks

[somber steeple]

And gone again

[worthy pagoda]

All game assets are available on Github

[gaunt apex]

now that is just sad ...

[dark solstice]

It's the first one that made me stop hating bache

[somber steeple]

i'm back to al cuz i'm miss the bunny

[dark solstice]

Bache to the future

[final seal]

Where is the bunny

[dark solstice]

She doing cyberskunk stuff

[modest edge]

Good

[dark solstice]

Isn't it bad ?

[ionic gulch]

Oops WRING GID

GIF

[modest edge]

It's bache

No it isn't bad

[ionic gulch]

on god my favorite list so laggy

[modest edge]

[somber steeple]

must be something

[ionic gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/941220589492903956/sexmarch-1.gif

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254245615047671905/1493085808201039942/craniumgone.gif

[worthy pagoda]

vistan

[dark solstice]

Aircon? Or sand collector?

[modest edge]

Cps can't save bache I've been gone for 3 years

[somber steeple]

ain't no way raining

[dark solstice]

You will return

[timid vault]

github needs a big button that says download i dont give a fuck about the code

[dark solstice]

Also Bache will be a bit rusty and depressed but fine

[ionic gulch]

when we getting blonde atago yostar

[somber steeple]

i'm been gone from al twice now

[dark solstice]

4th time right now

[ionic gulch]

bro was looking for new wife

[vestal briar]

why

[modest edge]

Not for bache

I'll return for VV

[somber steeple]

Came back first time because Guam rerun

[dark solstice]

Bache actual VV's secret child muhahaha

[royal sigil]

[mental swift]

Haters will say it's not a real game

[somber steeple]

Second time cuz cuz the NJ

[final seal]

Kancolle x azur lane when

[mental swift]

BLONDETAGO YES

[mental swift]

Kancolle is dead

[placid gulch]

when Kadokawa burns to the ground

[final seal]

It's on vita

[timid vault]

blue archive x azur lane when

[mental swift]

what

[final seal]

"Nn" ahh wolf

[ionic gulch]

Surprisedly season2 of the anime dropped 3 year ago

[somber steeple]

wait for Montana or Iowa 🥀

[mental swift]

Still dead

[gaunt apex]

you got a hole in your left wing!

[final seal]

On vita btw

[gaunt apex]

i have to finish Kancolle too....

[mental swift]

SO WHAT

[gaunt apex]

damn

so many animes to watch and little time

[mental swift]

i finished watching azur lane

yeah kancolle

[ionic gulch]

Definitely didn't get this from temu

[mental swift]

idk if I should watch it or not

[ionic gulch]

Kancolle is a half Yuri anime😭🙏

[gaunt apex]

oh it looks so good

i collab would be so epic

[mental swift]

WHO DOESNT LIKE YURI OVER HERE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[final seal]

A bunch of png sticking together

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-uma-musume-agnes-digital-digitan-gif-5736483094937978174

[gaunt apex]

i love Yuri anime but when i saw these two Sakura Empire sisters doing freaky stuff i was saying in my head "typical Japanese"

[royal sigil]

Takao

[ionic gulch]

she gonna nuke me now

[karmic chasm]

Why here

[ionic gulch]

LOL

[stark fox]

The funniest thing is that AL girls absolutely destroy KC girls