al-general

[dark solstice]

But she best tank

[bright crane]

Well this is on-brand just for a line labelled under Stranger

[devout bough]

I LOVE BRITISH TANKS RAAAAAHHH

[dark solstice]

Really wanna know why this was done ? Could easily have went down it straight and slow

[vestal briar]

dont we all?

[devout bough]

testing?

[bright crane]

That one person in the distance dieharding on the M1 Abrams meanwhile

[devout bough]

I'd imagine that tank crews were taught to cross obstacles perpendicularly

[vestal briar]

driver had just come back from the pub

[timber abyss]

somethings gaht to be done with the game size inflation 💀 (sorry for ranting here im actually forced to quit rn cos i dont have enough ssd space broke boy alert)

[vestal briar]

I agree

[vivid osprey]

Let it be known that neither Yamato sister enjoys videogames

[bright crane]

Hey, at least it aint Honkai Impact 3rd

[devout bough]

for some reason i always thought Centurion Mk.I had a stabilizer

[dark solstice]

We were making ready a field before planting one day and the sower man and the guy that was with him went to the pub, God knows how well it went afterwards heard he got stuck at least once

[devout bough]

turns out it doesn't

[bright crane]

Shinano I understand, but Musashi probably doesnt understand

Fuk

My brain died typing Yamato out the gate

[dark solstice]

Good old 2 pounder stabilizer best

I think they used their body

[vestal briar]

I just got back from the pub too lmao

[devout bough]

Shoulder stops

basically when it gets slow enough

or smooth enough

the gunner can just hold the gun still himself

[dark solstice]

No slowing down

[vivid osprey]

Idek where to get these gifts. I wanna give my Nanos plushies to hold because that mental image is adorable, but I also don't want to do L2D dorm

[dark solstice]

Foot to the floor

[devout bough]

because the human body is actually very good at keeping things stable

[dark solstice]

How much is a pint these days ?

[vestal briar]

The place where I went to was running a beer festival so it was a little cheaper

[devout bough]

i should play these two

[dark solstice]

Higher waiters those dudes walking around with stuff in one hand and not dropping it

[trim gyro]

so I just collected a player bounty by flying into their hangar as the doors were closing and then finishing off their ship that I had already damaged earlier

[vestal briar]

Yes

[dark solstice]

Nice

[vivid osprey]

My bad for talking about Azur Lane in the vehicleslop chat I'll return some other time

[trim gyro]

then the game repositioned me in space outside the hangar, without my ship

[bright crane]

https://tenor.com/view/pod-racing-pod-race-anakin-star-wars-gif-14869284

[devout bough]

the 6pdr had shoulder stabilizer too

my favourite British low tier gun

high penetration, fast reload, stabilizer

[vestal briar]

It's that time of day again

[dark solstice]

Damn that sucks 😂, does that mean you have to pay to get your ship back ?

[devout bough]

the 6 pdr outperformed Soviet and American 75/76mm in penetration

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487200155806728314/20260327_222004.gif

[devout bough]

Except for the 76mm long American

[vivid osprey]

Ah gifts are from Island Planner, that's even worse

[sleek cape]

Pretty sure they asked for permission to do this otherwise it’d be disrespectful

[trim gyro]

theoretically yes, we'll see what happens when I log back in though

[sleek cape]

God I need my nitro I feel dry

[trim gyro]

easiest way to fix being stranded in space is to just relog

[vestal briar]

White name

[dark solstice]

Gates of hell I use the 6 pounder church to try and protect my tanks and the 75mm with HE for infantry support

[visual cedar]

thats just perfect

[sleek cape]

There was a time..

Where I was blue

[vestal briar]

How you been man its been a minute

[trim gyro]

although I could easily make it inside from where I was, I just don't want to

[dark solstice]

Would be a bummer tho if you had to spend all the money you got from the bounty to get your ship back

[ocean pawn]

2 guys own Michael's brand

[ocean pawn]

because Michael passed it to them

[dark solstice]

If it's not blue it won't do

[trim gyro]

nah, at worst I can just respawn the ship but it was impounded so paying the fine is probably cheaper

[sleek cape]

Hey I was the most active person here once

Can’t diss me like that

[vivid osprey]

ALO fell off I can't blame you for dipping

[dark solstice]

Dissing for no blue name

[trim gyro]

if you don't want to pay you can always claim it and wait for the timer to hit 0, speaking of paying I spent all my missiles so that would be the cheapest option at least until the next patch drops

[sleek cape]

I’m Afraid I’m gonna stay until another Iowa drops

After that

THEN I’ll wrap it up permanently

[trim gyro]

I should really get some better missiles as well

[vivid osprey]

I'm gonna stay until one of the mods spins their wheel of rule enforcement and decides to ban me for being mean

[dark solstice]

I watched a dude step out of his ship while it was boosting or hyperdrive or whatever was kinda funny

[trim gyro]

that doesn't always happen on purpose

[vestal briar]

You could just say sorry then they'd let you back in

[dark solstice]

This one was on purpose tbf

[modern dew]

balls

[sleek cape]

Have a Norway

[ocean pawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gs7ytgLUAEc

dis

[dark solstice]

Wonder is the space walking as janky as X4

[trim gyro]

previous bounty target almost made it in as well, he bailed from his ship but me and another hunter lit him up anyway, did not get paid for that one though, only whoever gets the actual kill gets paid

[sleek cape]

“You guys can do whatever you want, just leave me out of it”

[ocean pawn]

"whatever you want"

[trim gyro]

honestly I could just sit at grim hex and wait for them to run to me, but that's not fun and it isn't much of a challenge either

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/patton-linkara-you-magnificent-bastard-i-read-your-book-gif-7179784454031386689

this is what happend the last time

[dark solstice]

I would sit with a sniper and dome them

[ocean pawn]

I watched movie producers do whatever they wanted

[dark solstice]

Just when they think they are safe bang!

I have a lot of patience

[ocean pawn]

I like Patton but the movie is not fact

[sleek cape]

I mean they didn’t do nun out of pocket that I know

And PLEASE don’t spoil cause I’m yet to watch the peak 💔

[dark solstice]

Though my accuracy these days ain't that great very rusty

[ocean pawn]

i don't think I'm going to watch a movie that will try to sell me a carefully currated story

[sleek cape]

Okay twin

[trim gyro]

I also found out there is a boss in the labs that I missed, I may go back and fight that, it is a giant danger noodle

[sleek cape]

Have fun with the other movies

🥹

no hard feelings

[ocean pawn]

I like Michael's music

I don't trust this movie

[sleek cape]

Everybody does

[dark solstice]

A danger noodle ? 🍜

[teal girder]

[shy sedge]

[ocean pawn]

would you like to discuss my coworkers

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-hololive-ホロライブ-hoshimachi-suisei-suisei-gif-26117622

[shy sedge]

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/saint-gloriana-girls-college-flag-girls-und-panzer-uk-anime-gif-3368294571706485117

[sleek cape]

Gulp

Do they not like his music somehow

[ocean pawn]

probably

[dark solstice]

Are they changing something to make piracy harder or stop it all together soon? Someone was saying something about a new patch doing so

[dark solstice]

Insert Henry west

[hearty salmon]

Evening chaps

[trim gyro]

piracy? no that's just a part of the game
they are getting rid of component duping but they also will let you store vehicles you don't own
doesn't work for stealing though because 5 minutes after the owner claims insurance the vehicle and all the components get bricked

[vestal briar]

Hey hey

[bright crane]

Bayformers PTSD

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/scorponok-jumping-in-transformers-bayverse-gif-1662643279321559685

fuck you 1st movie was peak

[bright crane]

Nah 2007 was fine

The rest

[ocean pawn]

yeha

[dark solstice]

Someone make a transformers movie with azur lane girls

[ocean pawn]

they did not age well

[trim gyro]

basically some people I know who have been buying shit for their orgs to use can now distribute vehicles without always having to be online when someone needs one

[bright crane]

Though even then Bay got flak for giving Optimus a flame decor

[ocean pawn]

flame decor good

[bright crane]

And the stated reason was "Hey its cool"

[ocean pawn]

it is cool

https://youtu.be/ginOii7N6HI

peak

[dark solstice]

That's pretty cool

[ocean pawn]

A10 brrr

featuring ac 130 from call of duty mw 2

[normal comet]

warhammer?

[bright crane]

Fun choice to make Starcream a giant dorito as exchange for using the F-22

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-movie-bumblebee-movie-gifs-gif-11951833

also peak

[dark solstice]

Starscream always ready to be the leader

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/i3zEz1TNq8J.gif

[summer storm]

Wow is annoying

[dark solstice]

Golf anyone ?

[summer storm]

This fatass has no armor and gets absolutely smoked

[dark solstice]

Inde?

[nova elm]

Pretty sure carriers shouldn't even have armors

Well except British one because they're fat

[dark solstice]

But British carriers mid range weight ways

All thanks to treaties

[tight goblet]

golf

[dark solstice]

Essex and the early American carriers very heavy

Wonder were Japanese carriers also 🤔

[nova elm]

Lexy and Sara was the Constellation thingy

The Battle cruiser or heavy cruiser thingy

[dark solstice]

Yea

[nova elm]

Japanese carriers to my knowledge was Akagi and Kaga that used uhh heavy ship hulls

[light whale]

There needs to be a version II of it where there is no flat.

[nova elm]

Oh fat Taihou also exist

[dark solstice]

Can I ask why you are within the line of sight ? Did your team die ?

[hearty salmon]

There is one

It's calle

copium.

[summer storm]

I got bombarded from 5 sides

And died

[hearty salmon]

that's what hipper huffs a huge tank of whenever a flat joke is made about her

[nova elm]

Where were your teammates? Did they overextended?

[summer storm]

Idk i was rushing at ennemy

[bright crane]

That isnt a F-22 but, well you can tell that it was American asf

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-naked-gun-the-naked-gun-facepalm-facepalm-meme-gif-11743768702765397589

[dark solstice]

Yea only carrier that has even a tiny chance of winning that is the old zepplin before the rework

[bright crane]

Just from the Middle East scene to F-22s

[tight goblet]

hmm...

[summer storm]

I need yorktown but he is very expensive

[nova elm]

Get like the beefy carriers from the German tech if you wanna play like that

[dark solstice]

Rushing won't get it faster I get the closer you are the faster you can hit a target but you have to look at the bigger picture

Oh Germans have a tech tree for carriers now ?

[summer storm]

Do i just hide behind rock with usss explodium

[dark solstice]

Yes or stay out of detection

[trim gyro]

in wows? they have had one for a while

[summer storm]

And like the super carrier of usa is it even good

[dark solstice]

Didn't know it's been that long since I played

[nova elm]

Been a long time since I played but I extremely vaguely remember having a Graf Zeppelin line

[dark solstice]

I usually move forward but not suicide rushing

[trim gyro]

I still have my Weser from the lootboxes we got when they launched the line

GZ is a premium

[dark solstice]

I went into my first PvP when it was RTS with zepplin and came out being called a wallet warrior by a Belfast for dropping all my AP bombs directly on him in smoke

[trim gyro]

a belfast player calling someone else a wallet warrior, the irony

[dark solstice]

Also that match got a DD kill with secondaries when I wasn't paying attention

[nova elm]

yeah sorry my memory isn't good

[dark solstice]

Old graf zepplin tho if you won the strafing war war disgusting

[nova elm]

My little peanut brain can't remember what I even ate this breakfast

[trim gyro]

belfast isn't just a premium, before the detection range changes she was the premium

absolutely broken

[nova elm]

there's a reason people simp over belfast~

[dark solstice]

She was so fun when she had super low detection

Anti DD cruiser

[trim gyro]

stealth shooting with smoke and radar, who could have possibly predicted that might be overpowered

[dark solstice]

I remember stealth firing with the polish DD on Bismarck

Dude chased me for ages poor guy

[dark solstice]

Haven't they added worse ships now ?

[trim gyro]

oh yes

[tight goblet]

hmm

[normal comet]

hi cold water

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176496170764341308/1489497577689845811/834707727875571773.gif

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1313592662913187910.webp?size=128&animated=true

[ocean pawn]

ah yes Mommy Noto

(Mamiko Noto, Nano's va)

[hearty salmon]

AYAYAYA

Hai hai

[hearty salmon]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

Also why am I seeing more and more inflated booba of nano

issit cus of the slow ahead sneak peak?

[stark fox]

Slow ahead’s character preview thing had her hyper inflated

[hearty salmon]

I guess the artists are hopping on the speedwagon

[stark fox]

Also cuz horny

[normal comet]

[hearty salmon]

HUZZAH

Horny

Wonder if the artists will tone back the boob flation

given all the arts making fun of it

Also how u be pin?

had ur dinner yet?

[cunning sundial]

Goobers

[ocean pawn]

is this a jojo reference

[hearty salmon]

Sokamo shiremasen ne~

I'd use the appropriate jojo gif but yk

image banned

So uh

Fill in with your imagination

[ember spindle]

the speed comes from all the destroyers and manjuu horsing around and latching onto her

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/speedwagon-jojo-jjba-gif-15095388

[ocean pawn]

don't nerf it, pump it

looks adorable

[mental swift]

pump it by the black eyed peas

[hearty salmon]

Dawg I'm all for big boobies

but there's a limit

and that's coming from me

[somber steeple]

AL x AK when

[rustic sapphire]

Sir another hyper boob Shinano pic have hit the discord

[ocean pawn]

https://youtu.be/ZaI2IlHwmgQ

LOUDER

TURN UP SHINANO'S BOOBS

[mental swift]

They already

Did

with slow ahead

[ocean pawn]

BIGGER

[mental swift]

but they fucking cut it from honey

[ocean pawn]

is crime

[stark fox]

Doin’ alright.

[rustic sapphire]

NJ got nerfed ??

[ocean pawn]

we will never recover

[mental swift]

in slow ahead yeah

[ocean pawn]

you didn't see it?

[mental swift]

she flat as hell

[trim gyro]

could you at least post a group with one talented singer in it?

[rustic sapphire]

Didn't pay attention to her boob size

[mental swift]

linkin park

[mental swift]

current

[ocean pawn]

criminal offensive

[rustic sapphire]

War crime

[stark fox]

Only the most downbad of degenerates care about booba inflation

[mental swift]

SHE THIN AS HELL

[ocean pawn]

no thighs

[mental swift]

SHE HAS BEEN BATTLING TOO MUCH

[hearty salmon]

What'cha had for ur lunch

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kenobi-star-wars-ewan-mcgregor-obiwan-kenobi-funny-gif-13545825

[stark fox]

Burger

[mental swift]

AND SHE DIDNT EAT ANYTHING AT ALL

[hearty salmon]

HONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[rustic sapphire]

They nerfed everthing

[hearty salmon]

[ocean pawn]

of course it's me

[hearty salmon]

Borgar.

[mental swift]

and now look at shinano

[hearty salmon]

I had a whole piece of spicy chicken chop

[mental swift]

@ocean pawn do you have shinano

[rustic sapphire]

They buffed her ?

[stark fox]

It’s more so just the art style

[haughty gale]

Gigabuff nano

[mental swift]

To the max

[ocean pawn]

al, wows, figure or daki?

[rustic sapphire]

Hell yeah

[hearty salmon]

I mean we'll have to wait for the animation to come out

[rustic sapphire]

In slow ahead

[mental swift]

please someone post shinano slow ahead

[hearty salmon]

But if season 1 is any indicator...

those animators love to work with like

[mental swift]

for the comparison

[hearty salmon]

idk how to put it

[hearty salmon]

Holy mother

[mental swift]

SHE GOT

[rustic sapphire]

No way

[mental swift]

EVERYTHING

FROM HONEY

[hearty salmon]

insert , calm your tits girl gif

[rustic sapphire]

She ate kashino milk

[hearty salmon]

Dawg , they even made face look like vitorrio

[hearty salmon]

Golden hind I get cus her base art in game was already massive

but nano is nowhere that size

[rustic sapphire]

Great i cant unsee it now

[hearty salmon]

tbf tho , the artstyle from s1 has always shrunk down their height in favor of a more like

[ocean pawn]

BIGGER NANO

[hearty salmon]

"slice of life" sized anime onee-san

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sleepy-gif-16881300516648287342

[hearty salmon]

Idk how to say it but they always looked so "soft" and "plump"

their faces I mean

[ocean pawn]

Shinano chugging Milk from Kashino visualized

[hearty salmon]

Nah

[normal comet]

[hearty salmon]

Nano would only care about her sleep health

[rustic sapphire]

They turned NJ into a fitgirl

[ocean pawn]

says monster on there for a reason

[hearty salmon]

the hell's a fitgirl

[ocean pawn]

crime

[rustic sapphire]

And Shinano into boobmonster

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-shinano-wake-up-gif-23054557

[normal comet]

how many times i send this already

[rustic sapphire]

I want portsmouth in slow ahead, with hyper wide thighs

[normal comet]

that one drunk girl game kinda hot

[normal comet]

my wife can't be this cute

[rustic sapphire]

Where is this from ???

[ocean pawn]

you're not going to belive it

the internet

truly a crazy technology

[rustic sapphire]

Tough it was from slow ahead preview for a sec

[ocean pawn]

no

[bright crane]

That all of a sudden, the world shrunk and our morals ending in flames with each passing depression news and memes?

[torn aspen]

Hello!

[bright crane]

Then yeah

It is crazy

[teal girder]

golen hind week

[ocean pawn]

golden horny

[teal girder]

touch horn

[ocean pawn]

Fighting gooooold

[clever gazelle]

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-useless-gif-11490765422484720022

[hearty salmon]

yeah it just feels like they took any of the character's unique facial features and just made them generic

[hearty salmon]

mmmm Tummi

[ocean pawn]

anyway, where was I

[hearty salmon]

NANIIIII

[hearty salmon]

was where you?

[hearty salmon]

mmmm

Horny tentacle waif

[fierce junco]

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

@normal comet

[tight goblet]

hmm

[hearty salmon]

hmm

[tight goblet]

oh ya I forgot it was by bday 5 days ago
im atually 20 now

[somber steeple]

bombaclat

[tight goblet]

im ofically a unc

[hearty salmon]

MI BOMBOCLATTTTTTTTTT

OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[tight goblet]

shut it

[hearty salmon]

OLDDDDD SNOW

Dusty

(if it makes you feel better , I suffer from chronic shoulder pain)

[tight goblet]

UNCC

[grand lodge]

Old fossil

[lavish oracle]

what is it with yuri series

and having dates at the aquarium

istg it's like a cliche atp

[tight goblet]

aquariums are cool

[lavish oracle]

[tight goblet]

am I wrong

[lavish oracle]

even a yuri anime from over 20 years ago has an aquarium date

[ember spindle]

fih

[devout bough]

Well

a lot of people go to aquariums for date

[tight goblet]

fush are cool

[outer verge]

That's like every romance anime tho

[devout bough]

IDK if you've visited an Aquarium before

it's really fun

[tight goblet]

you see fish and big fish and even bigger fish

its amazing

[lavish oracle]

now that i think of it

[outer verge]

really is

[mental frigate]

[lavish oracle]

most romance anime i bother to watch nowadays is yuri

[outer verge]

ur missing out

but i understand

[outer verge]

i know a guy in the same boat

[ocean pawn]

NJ flatter than a brick

[outer verge]

nj my wtfe

Wife

[ocean pawn]

that's not NJ

that's fake NJ

real NJ thicc

[hearty salmon]

Jessu they really just removed the entire onee-san face that nano had

[lavish oracle]

1 girl

cute

2 girls

cuter

?

[ocean pawn]

idk, looks fine to me

[lavish oracle]

yuri series is either full of fluff

[hearty salmon]

I dunno

[lavish oracle]

or the most toxic shit you'll ever read

[hearty salmon]

something about it

like my Horny senses are tingling

[hearty salmon]

Like it just feels wrong

[ocean pawn]

danger nimi word

[devout bough]

i don't even watch anime these days

it's been years

[lavish oracle]

[devout bough]

since i last watched anime

[ocean pawn]

did you get nimi ping for using the pie word

[lavish oracle]

what pie

[hearty salmon]

[ocean pawn]

how should i put it

building a tunnel between 2 curvy hills

[lavish oracle]

ok im waiting

[devout bough]

a lot of the maids have Paizuri holes in their clothes

i wonder why

[hearty salmon]

Sex appeal

for both the playerbase from Manjuu

and for skk from the maids

[devout bough]

in world reason too

[hearty salmon]

Indeed

A good use of their “assets” you could say

[devout bough]

nothing is added for no reason

[devout bough]

that part of their clothes are getting lots of use, that's why it's so widespread

[devout bough]

hi Richie!

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1497299092856901752/5da9c8070f15b0b843812c4a9597aab0.gif

[clever gazelle]

[torpid kettle]

🥰

[lavish oracle]

seggs

[sacred oak]

A maid's duty is to serve their master

[somber steeple]

Shinano BB when

[shut crane]

we know the truth! NJ's thiccness is a lie!

[shut crane]

it's all instagram filters on NJ, once her ass is in your window, you know there's a lot less cake than we've been promised

[radiant cipher]

Hi!

[wanton pelican]

@shut crane when he sees @devout bough

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483179373187170404/20260306_111351.gif

[devout bough]

what does this mean

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[proper sandal]

At least we know Musashi got quite the real ass

[sacred oak]

Gm cuties

[teal girder]

slep now

[devout bough]

good morning!!!

it's 3 AM

[sacred oak]

That's when i went to bed last night

[shut crane]

[hard vine]

i like baddies

[rustic sapphire]

I want her

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/residentevil-merchant-gif-6214633

[rustic sapphire]

Bro has a collection of big anime boob pics

[ocean pawn]

can't show part 2 because danger string

[proper sandal]

Hoooly...

[late shale]

Hmm

[rustic sapphire]

Id kill for part part 2

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kimiraikkonen-f1-formula1-ferrari-f1ferrari-gif-9381936

[modest snow]

WE*

[wanton pelican]

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-zoom-nathan-gif-26906394

Did you like it?

[stable plank]

large breasts

[tight goblet]

GET BACK TO WORK

[ember spindle]

i wish pvp saved replays

[devout bough]

i like Hakuhou but i wish her clothes were a bit more proper

[tight goblet]

Cute

[stable plank]

hakuwhore

[ember spindle]

???

[tight goblet]

Hmm

[placid gulch]

hi Hakuhou I'm your biggest fan I was the one who'd wanted you in the game since 2022

[tight goblet]

Nut

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1499005954648440892/3IAX1O.gif

[placid gulch]

Aisu

[rustic sapphire]

Dont treat girl bad

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/do-more-do-more-loglab-gif-21515933

@torpid kettle

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476595957335330926/Monster-Musume-no-Iru-Nichijou-anime-fandoms-2370065.gif

[wanton pelican]

I want more normal skins

[tight goblet]

Understandable

Hear me out

[rustic sapphire]

But what is normal

[wanton pelican]

Like none lewd skins

Give me a more casual looking l2d

[torpid kettle]

What is not lewd

[tight goblet]

We do more noshi skins ye

[rustic sapphire]

I want egyptian skins

[wanton pelican]

We sorta have that

[torpid kettle]

I want cozy kashino and cowpens l2d skins

[rustic sapphire]

Ruppy skin please

[devout bough]

only 1 event though

[pastel moat]

L2d cowpens is the best

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/boating-lost-treasures-of-egypt-crossing-the-river-ceremonial-boat-statue-gif-811871246305297955

[pastel moat]

I wish we could have something similar for fancy

L2d licking

[rustic sapphire]

Next event will have egyptian skins trust me i see the future

[teal girder]

mods pin that as proof

[stable plank]

feet

[ocean pawn]

🦵

[hard vine]

FEET

[modest snow]

feet oh my

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484123598376403026/20260312_203523.gif

[modest snow]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/creeping-creepin-hiding-face-my-gif-19832406

[summer storm]

how play induy

[shut crane]

waifu

[devout bough]

i think i will go to sleep

it is now 4 am

[wise raptor]

[ember spindle]

:upside_down_fu_charm:

[meager haven]

Chips

Mmm

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-goodnight-night-night-night-sleepy-gif-14932755181485165841

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-mean-bite-mickey-mouse-hand-gif-3471485

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477276714399961138/20260228_130431.gif

[modest snow]

cowpens my beloved

[torpid kettle]

🥰

[grand lodge]

Pink wife

[tacit plover]

when was this skin of hers released? Literally never found out this exists

[rustic sapphire]

That CURVE

[tight goblet]

Hmm

[glad quarry]

No way 😭

[glad quarry]

Wow that’s a really nice one

[tight goblet]

Hmm

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1499305287264239646/image0.gif

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1497984499219173477/20260312_203829.gif

[modest snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1500193727828725861/20260401_192600.gif

[tight goblet]

Woah

[distant canyon]

i am not one to be so easily entranced and pulled by mere physical goods, but every so often i find one truly captivating, and today i hath found one such object most certainly worthy of my desire

[red sapphire]

That’s fucking fire

[red sapphire]

Reason why I oathed her

[summer storm]

Geuinly fuck wow that game sucks

[distant canyon]

quite, unfortunetly i hath not the funds to acquire it, however i am in the process of gaining such funds

[glad quarry]

All of us are buying this skin on release

[stable plank]

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[modest snow]

YES WE ARE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483179373187170404/20260306_111351.gif

[oblique sinew]

what skin now

[raven grove]

I've never bought any skins

[sacred oak]

Notify me you coward

[shut crane]

[sacred oak]

Anyway. Mog.

[shut crane]

anyway, look, it's a lady

[silver atlas]

if you told me that was Hood id believe you

[shut crane]

same

[silver atlas]

she looks like the princess from the Ace Combat series

[shut crane]

never was an ace of combat

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

[rancid compass]

🚮

[carmine yew]

same

[stable plank]

[somber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1471349976297771209/1498364508911964171/togif.gif

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-smile-hi-gif-3663896728347108094

[lusty marsh]

Very fancy

[dark solstice]

The challenger hide an seek

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946719897390563328/1159291763899519006/ezgif-4-5ab3d73cc2.gif

[ivory terrace]

Yostar wtf are you doing

[dark solstice]

threading needles

https://tenor.com/view/eustace-needle-eustace-needle-thread-needle-threading-courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-23463097

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359654799146221688/1446979415266557962/union_raid.gif

[dark solstice]

wait i would be a confed

https://tenor.com/view/they-dont-respect-our-authority-cartman-south-park-they-dont-respect-us-we-have-no-respect-gif-21538491

[meager haven]

Worm

[mystic vapor]

Purple

Do yall think purple looks good on her

[stone sorrel]

[tight goblet]

sea veggie

[meager haven]

Snom

It’s fucking hot

[glad quarry]

Is this mogador slander I’m seeing

[tight goblet]

ha ha

L

[ember spindle]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-1644030559217035648

[stable plank]

🚮

[tight goblet]

food sound

shush

[shut crane]

blue

[jaunty adder]

Will is the biggest dumbsex i ever seen

DONT CLEVE OK ME

[jaunty adder]

AND YOU

YOU STEWPID

where everyone go‽

[somber steeple]

5:29am

[meager haven]

Everyone became too dumb to chat

How could you arsene

[somber steeple]

Yea

[stable plank]

i know trash when i see it

[meager haven]

Mog is in fact trash

[sick crest]

no she only smells like trash

[meager haven]

She wears a trash bag

[grand lodge]

No that’s just Balenziaga

[radiant cipher]

🥚

[meager haven]

Thx for the egg

[radiant cipher]

Get inside of it

[meager haven]

I ate the shell

[stable plank]

big lenny?

[drowsy dagger]

Balenciaga Trash Bag

expensive trash bag

[grand lodge]

That’s why she rich

[drowsy dagger]

her richness can't help this context, horny mofo indeed

[barren barn]

proudly made change to Azur Lane IGDB page~
You guys should check and click on the "azur lane" page whenever someone play the game on discord !!! fresh new pics~

[stable plank]

[rustic sapphire]

Theres a mosquito in my bedroom

[tight goblet]

shut it you

[tight goblet]

turn the temp down to minus 0

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-fumo-explode-touhou-touhou-project-gif-6402028690160333305

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[tight goblet]

hmm

hi hi

[grand lodge]

🌨️

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/hsr-honkai-star-rail-honkai-star-rail-trailer-gif-9504047145143023042

Hello

[tight goblet]

mmm

[grand lodge]

What

[tight goblet]

snow is good

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-gem-alarm-golden-gif-10865306975571246858

[jaunty adder]

@radiant cipher @meager haven @tight goblet

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-taiho-azur-lane-slow-ahead-uwu-gif-20555643

Evil

[signal delta]

[tight goblet]

unzen is great

[karmic delta]

Smol

[tight goblet]

mmm?

[signal delta]

Yori

[drowsy dagger]

You know what is up

[karmic delta]

Hru smol?

[modern moon]

The bird is feeling evil

[old pebble]

can any U submarines form the wolf pack purple or gold?

[tight goblet]

mmm

[tight goblet]

just throw in any 3 subs and call it a wolf pack

thats what I do

[signal delta]

I'm good,just done daily on my games ,hbu?

[karmic delta]

I'm good just playing some games with friends

[signal delta]

[ember spindle]

they all have the wolf pack skill except 47 and 556 meta

[oblique dove]

Freestyle

[dark solstice]

I come back to the temu pengu commiting assault or worse

[mystic vapor]

Or way worse

[dark solstice]

Way way worse

[old pebble]

Oh I didnt read their skil my bad hahaha

[stark fox]

Bismarck: “Why do I hear boss music”
A biplane from WWI:

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-noticing-cat-eyes-huh-gif-16886457356686000641

[dark solstice]

Swordfish was the MVP on the allied side

[mystic vapor]

How many bombers form USA would be needed to take down an German battleship

[dark solstice]

One in theory same as a Lancaster

Just need the tall boy to hit where needed

Back then it was lucky to get on target

Also US for some reason started dropping when they saw the bomber in front dropping according to a documentary I watched which will lower accuracy further

[stark fox]

One because if you pinhole the turret you blow up the whole ship

[dark solstice]

No pins Alowd unless enemy turret

One bomb struck the deck between the "Anton" and "Bruno" turrets but did not explode. A second, fatal hit struck amidships between the aircraft catapult and the funnel

That first one would have been nasty I imagine if it had went off

Tho cessar turrets magazine went up supposedly

[mystic vapor]

Idk how affective would b-29 be at bombing ships

[stark fox]

Depends what kinda bombs

[mystic vapor]

Like the standard or the usual bombs it carries

[devout bough]

Derpitz got put out of commission by 1 12,000 lbs bomb

from a Lancaster

[dark solstice]

Tirpitz was taken out by what could be called the first bunker buster type bomb

[ember spindle]

wasn't that royal navy's boss music?

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/piggster-meeboo-pig-piggy-big-piggy-gif-18385303

[dark solstice]

History books always told me Vicky's attacks did nothing

[devout bough]

who's Vicky?????

[dark solstice]

But she put her out of action for a while

[mystic vapor]

Hms pork

Or what’s left of it

[devout bough]

oh Victorious

[devout bough]

is this a threat

[dark solstice]

Torpedoed and crippled. Cut into two by the Royal Navy. Both halves converted into two individual accommodation hulks known as HMS Pork and HMS Pine, interesting 🤔

[mystic vapor]

No this the closet thing I can get to an navy ship named after an pig

[dark solstice]

They could have been more creative with the Pine ships naming

[stark fox]

Trump-class

[dark solstice]

Trump best girl

[devout bough]

HMS Pork was the front half of HMS Porcupine after she was split in half by a torpedo

[mystic vapor]

Obama class ship

[devout bough]

hmmm

[devout bough]

Yeah i talked about her

HMS Trump

[dark solstice]

But the other half they named pine so why couldn't they have called it Scratchings ? Pork scratchings

[stable plank]

bristol class ultra destroyer bristol zwei (retrofit+)

[dark solstice]

Wiki has trump and big ears on the page

When will we expect that ?

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-audacity-omni-man-jr-oliver-grayson-conquest-conquest-invincible-gif-9189001670038380162

[dark solstice]

Trumps sister

[mystic vapor]

This what going happen to the trump class battleship if she try to compete with her older sisters

https://tenor.com/view/oliva-conquest-vs-oliva-conquest-slaps-oliva-invincible-conquest-gif-4863264376683183

[dark solstice]

Are they gonna build that ?

[mystic vapor]

Probably

Then it going likely say Nuh uh

And just modernized USs Wisconsin again

[dark solstice]

Scrap the museum battleships and make a super battleship out of them

[mystic vapor]

Yes

Battleships can be affective in different way

Just make them have so much anit air

It’s impossible to get close to them

[dark solstice]

Anti air isn't omnipotent tho

As we have seen

[mystic vapor]

True but it should give anyone heart attack if they spot them

[dark solstice]

We need AA and some sort of emp

[dark solstice]

Seen them showcasing a test rig for a mobile version

[heady pawn]

You can give it a boatload of anti air, and it still gets wrecked by submarine

[dark solstice]

We gonna have to breed more hedgehogs 🦔

[mystic vapor]

I have this really stupid ineffective idea basically an ship with large mechisncl arm that just shoves the submarine upwards

[sacred oak]

I got an even better suggestion. Give them 20% more firepower than a destroyer, at 5 times the tonnage.

I am a naval genius

[dark solstice]

Japanese supposedly tried to lift American subs with hooks and fishing nets if the American TV series about submarines was true

[sacred oak]

Worked for South Korea at least once

[dark solstice]

Hooks or fishing net?

[sacred oak]

Some fishermen netted a north korean submarine and towed it back to shore

[dark solstice]

I have to look that one up 😅

The Tv series is called "Silent service" there's a whole load of them telling stories of different American subs from ww2

[mystic vapor]

I just realize how affective would be an modified carrier be for an missile ship

[sacred oak]

I'm unsure what youre suggesting GMC Sierra

[dark solstice]

1998

[modern dew]

balls

[dark solstice]

Why not GMC vandura

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jaja-marijo-gif-5093427883422479670

[dark solstice]

Interesting must use this in the future

[quartz belfry]

Is Retroit West Virginia good?

[mystic vapor]

Basically aircraft carrier but modified to hold massive gigantic missiles in gigantic missile silos so it can destroy everything

[dark solstice]

Wish I could answer you but haven't retrofitted her

[meager haven]

Decent.

[dark solstice]

I would imagine she is okay

[meager haven]

As good as any other gold BB

[quartz belfry]

who should i buy from core Mo

[solid whale]

wait for CA to appear then buy atago

wait thats core im dum

[sacred oak]

I suspect it wouldn't be as well suited as you might expect. Carriers are massive but they're also crazy expensive to operate. Even if you refit one to replace the flight deck and hangar with missile silos, you're still dealing with an overbuilt 100,000 ton warship with too many eggs in one basket

[quartz belfry]

who then

[lilac merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131538661813526640/1498957566212837396/image0.gif

[sacred oak]

Carriers make sense to build big because that's the only way to get lots of big aircraft.

Battleships made sense because you need a big ship to carry big guns and big armor

Missiles are small, so you can mass produce smaller cheaper ships to carry them, and that gives a lot more operational flexibility

[devout bough]

Carriers kinda already carry them too, in the form of aircraft ordnance

[sacred oak]

He's talking about refitting a carrier into an arsenal ship

[devout bough]

which is way more compact than ship VLS missiles

because they can be launched from aircraft

[devout bough]

i know

i'm saying by doing this, you're actually reducing a carrier's firepower

[sacred oak]

But not the cost of operating it

[raven grove]

🦊

[sacred oak]

🐺

[meager haven]

🦝

[devout bough]

All the space for VLS and supporting equipment, to fit in ship-borne missiles with their boosters and a great many times more fuel, would take up more space

than just

cramming 1000lbs glide bombs or air launched LRASMs or whatever

[sacred oak]

Oh also, carriers aren't even shaped optimally to refit with VLS cells. They make a swoopy V shape to maximize flight deck space.

Most of that space is useless to fit a VLS tube because there's just water underneath it

[ember spindle]

🦊 ❤️

[sacred oak]

I would nibble nagato's ears if I had the chance

[soft bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1498715939535851520/20260428_175606.gif

[lapis ridge]

Also the idea of the Arsenal Ship- A massive ship loaded with just big cruise missiles- was studied and rejected in the '80s and '90s

[mystic vapor]

Fire

Guys what’s the biggest possible weapon you could put on an ship since they aren’t limited as much compared to to land vehicles

[late shale]

hmm

[mystic vapor]

I assuming something like gustav cannon

[ember spindle]

a catapult is a railgun that fires planes

[sacred oak]

Naval warfare is starting to move away from VLS systems anyway. Recent events have made it adequately clear that prioritizing VLS capacity has not prepared modern warships for post-ukraine era combat

I think we'll see a proliferation of drone ships to replace VLS systems. VLS will still be around because they are useful, but they'll not be the first weapon of attack

[tired crown]

The Kirov missile comes to mind

[ember spindle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/acecombat7-acecombat7skiesunknown-arsenalbird-CwAfbBs0osKUJUAe6L

so just this but naval?

[tired crown]

Granit me beloved

[mystic vapor]

USA trying figure what to do next

[late shale]

hmm

[sacred oak]

Whatever our Dementia In Chief and Secretary of Booze pull put of their asses tomorrow

[tired crown]

An Ai generated thing

[sacred oak]

I believe the biggest problem currently vexing US leadership is how to build a ballroom

[mystic vapor]

This isn’t totally an reference

[sacred oak]

Totally

[soft bough]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-gif-13343900

[sacred oak]

On the bright side, with a 1.5 trillion dollar military budget, maybe my command can finally buy some intact office chairs

[devout bough]

i think VLS will still be surface vessel's main offensive and defensive weapons. Just have an increased in artillery air defense

You know what

[mystic vapor]

Wholesome momment

[devout bough]

a late WW2 battleship refit with twenty bajillion 40mm bofors and 20mm Oerlikons

[stable plank]

extremely disappointed in the lack of boat tits in this chat

[devout bough]

would be nigh invincible from drone attacks

[mystic vapor]

Just put anit drone technology

[mystic vapor]

What about this

[heady pawn]

Too small

[sacred oak]

The Bofors dream lives on

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[sacred oak]

@devout bough you doing ok there

[mystic vapor]

Le

[devout bough]

no

my gif list wouldn't load

[solid whale]

[tired crown]

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1449223735918858310/richie_heart_d.gif

[mystic vapor]

Question are takao and atago are identical twins or..

[sacred oak]

No one expects Maomao in a bote chat

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[sacred oak]

Aww

[solid whale]

atago has pointy ears and takao floppy

[heady pawn]

The phone app has that bug since ages
It doesn't happen on web browser

[devout bough]

i'm on PC

[heady pawn]

On pc

[devout bough]

[heady pawn]

Weird

[sacred oak]

I imagine takao's are nicer to fondle

[lapis mesa]

[mystic vapor]

Atago becomes an Sargent since she’s too old to be fighting in modern navy war

[drowsy dagger]

Won't load fast on wifi, won't load even faster on fucking data

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/saved-click-downloaded-gif-16291886

[sacred oak]

Ever play with floppy dog ears? They're heavenly

[solid whale]

she got reincarnated as a missile destroyer so shes good

[lapis mesa]

I've had that problem recently, but not with this game

[drowsy dagger]

Infernal is going to do something devious on this

[mystic vapor]

Imagine azur lane was realistic I wonder what would happen if azur lane happen real life

[rancid compass]

[mystic vapor]

That would be scary

[rancid compass]

it wouldn't be

because we would all be dead

[mystic vapor]

How dead we talking

[lapis mesa]

There would be government freaks trying to make deals with Sirens to become them biologically

[rancid compass]

too dead to fondle boobies

[lapis mesa]

and billionaire freaks trying to eat sirens and cubes

[heady pawn]

Oh no big tiddies shipgirl are after me
Said no one ever

[mystic vapor]

I assume Japanese government would be happy due their love for their ships

[drowsy dagger]

Me when I approach an Average Twitter User

[devout bough]

i would marry Richelieu obviously

[sick crest]

Youre a big tiddy shipgirl?

[heady pawn]

The only scary part of it is when you realize they can run much faster that any human being

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1446052946713378886/202512041607.gif

[royal sigil]

Zeven is a good choice?

[drowsy dagger]

I wished I was one, but that's pure cope

[drowsy dagger]

wtf

[sick crest]

Moggers

[drowsy dagger]

[ember spindle]

well at least you have the "girl" part down and can have the "ship" part too

[mystic vapor]

I am taking the risk Taihou and akagi it’s an risky gamble but I think it’s worth it

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-think-thinking-hmm-gif-11570469479394618754

[sacred oak]

Eugen is the original Big Titty Ship Girl

[solid whale]

you could smell mog a mile downwind

[sick crest]

Admiral hipper

[devout bough]

i am the one who lane

[sick crest]

And she'll catch you before you can smell her

[sacred oak]

You could shingle a roof with enough hippers

[solid whale]

thats why i wear a c4 vest at all times

[soft bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1493699510273183774/20251231_225848.gif

[drowsy dagger]

When you put it that way, it was when Yunsang handled her first skin. I know the og artist of her went poof or smth

[mystic vapor]

That ain’t doing dodo fart against an steel woman

[solid whale]

then i can emulate my goat vegeta more accurately

[royal sigil]

Zeven permanent secretary

[mystic vapor]

Guys is it possible to date both Taihou and akagi ar same time

Or is it too risky of an gamble

[heady pawn]

You forgot Mog is a masochist
That would make her even more thirsty

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-finding-gem-gem-alert-jasswa-looking-for-gem-gif-4573895384736430461

[drowsy dagger]

Mog a Maso? so basically Darkness but tame?

[mystic vapor]

I totally don’t have type in thoses women

[solid whale]

mog about to grab me
the c4 strapped to my chest:

https://tenor.com/view/majin-vegeta-vegeta-majin-buu-explosion-dragon-ball-z-gif-17173908600172964272

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26407233

[sick crest]

[heady pawn]

She literally says "please use & abuse me" in her introduction quote

[devout bough]

idk i like Kear

[drowsy dagger]

Yuricest, I have mixed feelings about this, especially with the floofs

[sick crest]

foot

[solid whale]

darkness but she smells like an anime convention

[drowsy dagger]

Well, that's unexpected

[ember spindle]

i just thought that amagi thought it'd be funny ❤️

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-licking-water-stare-gif-12106349354895809592

[sacred oak]

Pocky stolen. Nothing more to think about.

[drowsy dagger]

So Amagi kinda clueless

[sick crest]

Amagi wanted to stunlock akagi to steal her pocky

[drowsy dagger]

In all honesty, who the fuck designed her design as a ship who wore a broken veil

[mystic vapor]

I love mogador for how cute she looks definitely nothing else

[drowsy dagger]

because I would probably accept this if it was a frigate

[mystic vapor]

Ain’t she sunken ship so wouldn’t that make sense for her

[drowsy dagger]

Known that just now

so that surprises me

I am no War history fan unfortunately

[mystic vapor]

Half of the ships in azur lane are dead or alive and USS New Jersey is just chilling

[sacred oak]

The shareholders demand a sexy ship because sex sells

[drowsy dagger]

You can say that again

[late shale]

Hmm

[sacred oak]

The shareholders demand a sexy ship because sex sells

[solid whale]

you can say that again

[drowsy dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263921836475945122/1410256824275304448/azur-lane-agir-l2d.gif

Literally us

[late shale]

Hmm

[drowsy dagger]

almost all of us

[heady pawn]

She's super against clothing. The only reason she wears that rag is because the Tribunal forced her to cover herself

[solid whale]

masochist nudist constantly sweating

absolute ASS

[sick crest]

Yum

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[drowsy dagger]

which explains the picture of her breathing so much while on too much clothing

well put

[sacred oak]

It's interesting that a shipgirl would sweat at all

[mystic vapor]

Cow girls

[pseudo fulcrum]

Clothing is too restrictive. She'd just get even sweatier in regular clothes (I bet you other freaks in the chat would love that tho)

[mystic vapor]

Would they because aren’t they in salt water for half time

[soft bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1489662896706289904/20260312_203937.gif

[late shale]

Hmm

[drowsy dagger]

sounds too human

[solid whale]

i mean they are like 95% indistinguishable from regular people

[sacred oak]

The existence of shipgirl sweat implies that shipgirl milk is anatomically possible

Just saying

[sick crest]

Ship girl fluids

[solid whale]

AL lore channel if it was awesome

[mystic vapor]

I may or may not have idea to cause an money market on dairy

[heady pawn]

It is canon
Kashino mentions it

[drowsy dagger]

this one is the reasonable explanation

[pseudo fulcrum]

The fact some shipgirls have kids makes the milk thing even more anatomically possible