al-general

[dark solstice]

We on about making this lane into azur road

[trim gyro]

pvp is not optional but there is a ( not finished ) crime and punishment system
murder people and you'll get bounty hunter players on your case unless you do it somewhere no one will care or find out
die to security forces or bounty hunters while you have a crime stat and you'll be sent to prison for a while
you can try to escape or do work to earn early release

[dark solstice]

Hard manual labour

[trim gyro]

very easy to accidentally shoot the wrong npc and end up in prison, but as long as it was just the one that's a relatively minor inconvenience
you can also attempt to clear your name by hacking the security database but that is quite dangerous and if you die in the attempt you've probably got a couple dozen more murders adding to your prison sentence

[dark solstice]

Is hacking hard ?

[radiant cipher]

No

Social engineering is

[karmic delta]

Hello

https://tenor.com/view/tenka-izumo-chained-soldier-mato-seihei-anti-demon-corps-mato-defense-special-force-gif-13184829188473192761

[trim gyro]

the hacking itself is not, getting to the machine and surviving long enough to do it is

[dark solstice]

Type in YouTube and all I got was them taking about hackers

[karmic delta]

How is everyone?

Enjoying the upd?

[grand lodge]

[dark solstice]

Sleepy 00.28 HBU?

[karmic delta]

Waiting to get some burgers and fries

For dinner

[dark solstice]

McDonald's ?

[trim gyro]

presently if someone has your bounty, they can see where you are at all times and bounty hunters expect people to go to certain places so you won't evade them for long
my most recent prison sentence was thanks to a bounty hunter blowing up the ship I stole after killing a security npc by mistake

[dark solstice]

Borgor and fries sounds nice

[waxen nebula]

guys when the next ur event will be?

[stable plank]

tomorrow

[placid gulch]

end of may -w-

[dark solstice]

You didn't steal it just perma borrowed

[waxen nebula]

damn

ok

[trim gyro]

was quite a nice ship though, I don't own an avenger so I don't usually get to fly one

[devout bough]

I love Avenger

[dark solstice]

Wtf was that part that lifts for ?

[dark solstice]

Or whatever that cover into of the turret is for ?

[devout bough]

It's to increase the space and situational awareness. The Avenger is a Tank Destroyer

[dark solstice]

Ohhhhh

[devout bough]

think of it as an open top turret

[dark solstice]

Can't remember if tbf

Archer best TD

[devout bough]

So they wanted the situational awareness of open top but also a roof against strafing runs from aircraft

[fallow juniper]

have a random sleepy laffey lads

[devout bough]

and also rain

and snow

[dark solstice]

Hard to beat a bit of rain

When no wind that is

[wise raptor]

I love this equipment, I have 30 of them, buying one a month from the store for almost 3 years straight.

[devout bough]

Challengers (the first one) looked so whack

like they lifted the turret off a TOG

[dark solstice]

Homing bacon

[devout bough]

[dark solstice]

Tog best mobile cafe

Like to imagine they have a table and chairs in there

[devout bough]

a whole tea party in the back

[dark solstice]

Starting ships complicated ?

[devout bough]

anyways

it took the Comet with a wider turret ring to properly accomodate the 17 Pounder onto a Cromwell-derived chassis

without looking funny that is

[dark solstice]

Only downside is less power

Why I love the AT gun

[glad quarry]

So much homing.. damn

[dark solstice]

High velocity monster

[glad quarry]

Does it actually even give a boost I mean I certainly don’t feel it can you stack them?

[devout bough]

By this time the Comet had the same armour as a Tiger too

[dark solstice]

Lowers the loading time doesn't it ?

[devout bough]

the breech was a lot more compact

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[devout bough]

which when paired with the wider turret

makes it a lot easier too handle the shell

[dark solstice]

I couldn't deal with the cramped conditions of those old tanks now I am older

[devout bough]

this is a problem i don't have as i don't interact with tanks

[dark solstice]

Submarine and ship probs worse

[dark solstice]

Neither do I tbh been near them never inside

[devout bough]

||it feels quite nice inside Richelieu||

[dark solstice]

There was a Chieftan here one year

[devout bough]

I've sat in the back of a Type 89 IFV before, this was at a JGSDF events some years back

[dark solstice]

The ship or the dude that comes here ? 🤔

[devout bough]

Another IFV i sat in the back of was a BMP-2

That was noticably more cramped

[dark solstice]

Cool was it moving or like a display

[devout bough]

my back couldn't stand up straight

[devout bough]

The Type 89 was working, BMP-2 was a museum exhibit

[dark solstice]

Seen pics of the bmp-2 would hate to be inside during an actual battle

[devout bough]

Type 89 has a lot of periscopes and machine gun ports for dismounts

[dark solstice]

Better design

[devout bough]

so you could actually look outside and fire MG when you're mounted

BMP-2 was like super cramped, although there were also periscopes, they were fixed

so you couldn't move them around to see

[dark solstice]

KV-3 seems pretty awful for the driver

Is it a Russian trait ? Make stuff cramped?

[devout bough]

they do get some impressive armour for their weight as a result though

[dark solstice]

Can you lay down across the bmp-2 ?

[light whale]

GG

[devout bough]

i wouldn't with all the random metal bits sticking out all over the place, and the risk of banging your head sitting up

and also the seats weren't very conducive to lying down

for reference

when i was sitting inside one

my knees were almost up against the walls

[light whale]

I would try to sleep here.

[devout bough]

the seat height was very low

so your feet is on the ground and your thighs are up

[devout bough]

your shoulders would probably be hanging off the side of the seat

[dark solstice]

It would be fine if you could lay in there

[stark fox]

What's up, FUCKERS?

[devout bough]

It was a narrow seat

and the length is deceptive

[light whale]

Better and more comfortable than sometimes having to sleep at work with 2 tables pushed together

[devout bough]

honestly i wouldn't be surprised if a taller guy would have his legs sticking out the back when lying down in there

[devout bough]

oh here we go

see what i mean?

it's way smaller than it looks

[light whale]

Jesus

[dark solstice]

Looking at this and being sleepy in bed makes my back ache

[light whale]

Well, this is the death squad itself.

[dark solstice]

Gonna hit the sack, goodnight y'all

[light whale]

I feel lucky that we use Lynx.

[dark solstice]

If I die in my sleep someone feed my girls

[light whale]

It's like a more modern Bradley

[devout bough]

practically a limousine

[light whale]

And we initially ordered 218 pieces, but we are planning to expand to 400 pieces.

Only the Leopards and the PZH 2000 are missing in large numbers.

A7

version

[light whale]

The only problem is that we only ordered 44 pieces and 12 of them are the weaker A4 version

[devout bough]

Hungarian Leopards hmm

[light whale]

Let's say the current government wants to expand the fleet to 100 units, according to rumors, but we'll see if there's money for it.

[devout bough]

Leopard 2A8 with the new APS integrated turret looks hella sexy

[light whale]

Oh my god looks pretty

[umbral stone]

where beer on cannon

https://tenor.com/view/tank-beer-leopard-balance-gif-16835281

[light whale]

Was wollen wir tinken?

sieben Tage lang

[umbral stone]

[light whale]

Or Jager Orange

[normal comet]

Man, z52 skin's damn hot

[light whale]

I recently discovered it, tasted it, and since then I've already destroyed 2 whole bottles.

It's just perfect

[light whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1487123290005966958/20260327_165332.gif

[versed quarry]

Guys

Are landmines just cans of forbidden tuna?

[light whale]

https://tenor.com/view/scylla-azur-lane-maid-scylla-azur-lane-gif-27591399

[stable plank]

purple agir

[light whale]

As long as you're not the one climbing in or on it, it's a big tuna can.

[glad quarry]

Do any of you guys have Plymouth?

[light whale]

Although I would like to avoid them because unfortunately they don't work like in the movies where you can calmly accept death if you step on them but they explode immediately.

I think the movie War of the Generations was probably my most striking experience in this regard.

[light whale]

Sorry, I don't have any, in fact there are quite a few maid characters in the 15-character set.

[glad quarry]

Damn tragic

I want to ask since I’ll get her to dev 30 and want to hear people’s opinions of her

Idk if she’s the best CL idk

Like general light cruiser

[light whale]

they have it: Kent, Belfast, Newcastöl, Suffolk, Glasgow

[sly briar]

Oh Boi i love short haired blonde very aggresive woman

[glad quarry]

Is that roon 😭

[sly briar]

THats the joke. Isnt Roon.

But she did the most Roon thing ever imagined

[light whale]

I think she's a very sexy character, but if we look at effectiveness, she's probably somewhere between medium and high.

[sharp swan]

Sink roon

[light whale]

Here is an Ai comparison from reddit reviews

I hope I was able to help

My personal opinion doesn't count for much because I'm around 9-4 and 10-1 and I absolutely don't play the meta.

So I play the game with absolute characters like Ranger, Hipper and others, mostly with common and rare ships.

[jaunty adder]

so is she yandere?

[light whale]

Every character secretly carries a little bit of yandereism

Jokes aside, I have no idea.

[normal comet]

wtf is this cuteness

[south thorn]

[modern yoke]

Hoo

[lament palm]

I can't believe Z52s skin is free

Looks like such a good skin

The lines must be horrible

[teal girder]

Yed

[fathom rose]

🦶

[normal comet]

wait, it's also free?!

i'm eating good

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/gugugaga-penguin-cute-gif-3449568818468206840

[lament palm]

It's free, but I'm also fulling expecting her special touch line to be some stupid shit like "What, are we playing tag?"

[versed quarry]

Ew

[meager haven]

That’s not my roller skates skk

[versed quarry]

AI

[normal comet]

you special touch on her feet?

[lament palm]

No, that's Noshiro

[meager haven]

Ajax needs a feet special touch if she doesn’t already.

[solid whale]

feet mfs

smh

[meager haven]

Also bring back the feet oath animation for her.

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/kit-cat-weird-licking-lick-gif-15936775092756273354

[wary flame]

azur lane so cool

[drowsy dagger]

First I see in AL Gen, of all things

[wary flame]

my favorite is kaga and akagi and ayanami and javelin and laffey

[solid whale]

i think

we should torture feet enjoyers

[drowsy dagger]

What torture?

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/kuni-jojokuni-gif-9556046131992949053

[lament palm]

Feet tickling

Big guy has to do it himself barehanded

[drowsy dagger]

kinky shit

just for letting the dogs out

[royal sigil]

Zeven

[drowsy dagger]

Gouden

[grand lodge]

[royal sigil]

why not both?

[crimson kayak]

I just blasted music of Taihou and Roon singing through my airpods, and I can't even hear a thing..

[devout bough]

usually this is feet speak

[solid whale]

your words

you can do it

[swift garden]

the next reset, is it the last day for the venus event?

[drowsy dagger]

I assume that's their Album "Loyalty" White Hot Verheerender

[drowsy dagger]

5 hrs and 45 mins left

[crimson kayak]

yes

[solid whale]

BRO

[ember spindle]

yes

[solid whale]

i open my switch and miitago and mii guy jumpscare me with their child

[lament palm]

I have no problem doing it

That's why you should do it

[light whale]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj6OidMy-70&si=Ud-K6QgcV8BXOMw5

[solid whale]

nono i insist

you can

BRO

THE KID's FIRST WORD WAS BEER

[ember spindle]

i'd expect there to be measurable health benefits to being sandwiched by gleeuw and 7p

[solid whale]

atago chan is real

https://tenor.com/view/one-pice-gif-26834018

[lament palm]

The limb of a sinner. Go on, enact the wrath of the lord

[light whale]

Probably one of the best anime about sealed ships I've seen

[hoary quail]

rate my luck

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-yamcha-cat-wizard-cat-gif-7873741200804949296

[fathom rose]

🫦 \

[solid whale]

atago chan pov

actually crying rn

[heady pawn]

How in the heck Captain Tsubasa gets in the most obscure category?

[light whale]

I guess it's because this is the new reworked version of 2018.

[heady pawn]

Oh it makes sense now

[light whale]

I preferred the 2002 version in terms of drawing technology.

[heady pawn]

I remember every kid in my neighborhood had their own ball because of the anime

It was the real shit

[lament palm]

Captain Tsubasa is mostly known in Latin America and Japan

[light whale]

As kids, we always tried to kick the ball out in the meadow like we saw in Tsubasa. XDDDDD

[lament palm]

Never seen it mentioned anywhere else

[light whale]

As a European, I can attest that it was on TV here too.

[hollow quarry]

Does touching them count as touching grass

[lament palm]

Maybe I just haven't talked to enough Europeans

[light whale]

I had it in my own language, Hungarian, but I also saw it dubbed in French and German.

[lament palm]

Now put the pacifier in her mouth

[normal comet]

i identified as pacifier

[ember spindle]

sadly not, but you can go touch grass together

[light whale]

In Europe, many children born in 1995-2000 are into animation. For us, the ones that were particularly popular were Naruto, Dragon Ball, YU-Gi-Oh, Tsubasa and Yuu Yuu Hakuso.

[normal comet]

i wonder what deep sea creature milk taste like

[light whale]

But the first 26 episodes of Inazuma Eleven and Bakugan were great too

There are even more big animes in Germany and France, such as Attack on Titan, Boku no Hero and many other animes that have a big cult following.

But it's a fact that in Hungary, for example, there was a period when it was frowned upon if you were animating, but fortunately this is changing more and more.

[heady pawn]

I bet it was the boomers who frowned upon it

[light whale]

Many people have classified anime as fairy tales, and that they cannot teach anything meaningful

They were 15-16 year old guys like me, only they grew up on Marvel and American cartoons, but ah, the whole thing was brain rot. At least that was around 2015-16.

[earnest verge]

What is the best UR to get from exchange

[hollow quarry]

I assure you, huge bouncing tiddy is relevant to teen education

[hollow quarry]

Musashi

[tall bridge]

i remember 4kids' dumb yu-gi-oh censorship

those dumb finger guns

[hollow quarry]

Atleast shadow realm is still safe

[tall bridge]

and onigiri are called jelly filled donuts

[hollow quarry]

Wth

[heady pawn]

The whole company should burn itself for committing such atrocities

[light whale]

Maybe the last sensible cartoon was Code Lyoko, Generator Rex and his friends, which aired around 2013-14, since then there have been more and more crappy cartoons.

[ember spindle]

i remember randomly watching yugioh 5ds with tr dub whenever it was on tv
god it was so fucking fire

[tall bridge]

honestly, onigiri should be called rice balls for the english dub of pokemon; so western kids can learn about the cultural backgrounds of onigiri and japanese cultures

[light whale]

The last Yu-Gi-Oh was Metal Fusion, which aired on TV.

[hollow quarry]

What the heck is metal fusion

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/nekomata-okayu-okayu-onigiri-hololive-vtuber-gif-16331119

[tired crown]

We should call rice balls balls of rice instead

[light whale]

Ufff sry, I really looked away

Beyblade and Yugioh combined

XDDDD

[tall bridge]

shadow realm in yu-gi-oh english dub was just a different way to phrase death

[hollow quarry]

[drowsy dagger]

Musashi but here's a basis

[heady pawn]

The biggest bullshit invented by 4kids

[hollow quarry]

Yea, but it sound cooler than death, atleast in nerd culture

[light whale]

We accidentally identified him as a YU GI OH

XDDDD

[tired crown]

Noooo, my Shinano is still good

[teal girder]

That's when isekai isn't the norm

[tired crown]

Ah wait wrong ship
Shimakaze

[hollow quarry]

Bruh, one making that list have a deep hatred for Vanny or something?

[weak parrot]

anyway, the uk is fucked

anyway, time to retreat

[hollow quarry]

Lucky, i want to fucked too

[ember spindle]

new copium: shimakaze's skills give her two torps per torp, so she actually has quadruple preload ❤️

[heady pawn]

Yu Gi Oh wasn't even advertised as kid's show in Japan, so what 4kids did was shoehorning it

[teal girder]

Who has entrance invincible? Ancho?

[hollow quarry]

Then we looking at Ibuki, whos cheaper, and just better in every way

[ember spindle]

i think so yeah

[light whale]

Many of my friends like and are into Yugioh, but for me it's kind of mid tier, for me the top ones were Bakugan and Digimon.

[hollow quarry]

Yugioh still advertise as a kid show even till this day btw

[ember spindle]

wait does also have two preloads

[hollow quarry]

Yes

[ember spindle]

blyat

[drowsy dagger]

mhmm

[ember spindle]

my bnuy

[drowsy dagger]

then got improved with her Augment

[hollow quarry]

If the battle end within 23 second is even better than, uhm who the UR CA again?

[drowsy dagger]

Full Support BB unfortunately

[ember spindle]

unzen?

[hollow quarry]

Yea her

[drowsy dagger]

Unzen

Ibuki only wins against unzen on the first attack

[ember spindle]

is unzen even a dps? i put her in my meta showdown team without looking at what she actually does 💀

[drowsy dagger]

then Unzen gaps at the rest

[teal girder]

I have porter and she insta died lol

[drowsy dagger]

She is your current strongest Torper in the game

[hollow quarry]

I still believe vanny is better than most other BBs if you have a spare slot for her, sadly that spare slot usually taken by Lion

[ember spindle]

MY BNUY 🫂

[teal girder]

Would nishi meta be stronger torp?

Or 404

[hollow quarry]

One is a sub tho, so idk how to compare that

[teal girder]

Torp is still torp

Only missile torp is the weirdo

[teal girder]

Car

[tired crown]

Car

[ember spindle]

Car

[lapis fractal]

Carshire

[drowsy dagger]

The only time I can think of using Vanguard is if you lots of HMS in your fleet like Plymouth Trafalgar then Lion.

But when it becomes flex, Zwei, Soyuz and Alsace just goes zoom

[teal girder]

QE buff

[teal girder]

Siri too lmao

[drowsy dagger]

Me when Nagato

[teal girder]

Nagato Chan when

[hollow quarry]

Brit together strong

[hollow quarry]

My god QE need a buff, the worst faction leader by far

[ember spindle]

ships who are already kids (e.g. nagato) should get grown-up versions instead

[drowsy dagger]

I have no good Meck and Plymouth on my fleet, followed by no Trafalgar present in my dock

Alsace it is

[hollow quarry]

Sadge flat gamer noise

[drowsy dagger]

Nagato btw is still usable at best till this time

so it feels sad when QE doesn't

All because of 2 issues
her personal dmg is below average
and no good HMS CVs

[hollow quarry]

Wdym, there a lewd nun

[drowsy dagger]

And that's it

[heady pawn]

Bro forgot the nun

[teal girder]

URin skin

[drowsy dagger]

I hope Albion was a UR instead

[teal girder]

[heady pawn]

HMS CVs are more of utility/support

[teal girder]

Ark attac

Formi stop

[drowsy dagger]

If only HMS have literal Full dmg CVs like the USS and the IJN

[ember spindle]

unicorn retro certainly felt like one when she came out

[drowsy dagger]

Unfortunately still a mob based CVL

[unique elk]

does the event end in a few hours or tomorrow

[drowsy dagger]

yes, today

like less than 5 hours

[ember spindle]

i close my ears and pretend the mob/boss dichotomy doesn't exist 🤝

[drowsy dagger]

If only I had this mindset, and wished it was doable in harder content

[teal girder]

Need a modder to give Hermes unlimited procs, aka always her turn

[drowsy dagger]

[lapis fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758215756990906398/1499594399200575488/koorNoWordsNoBar.gif

[teal girder]

Hairy Manjuu

[ember spindle]

pot of greed, an augment module that allows her to proc her skills three additional times

?

[heady pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqmPknhHEVE

[hollow quarry]

du-raw, mon ta car do

[mental frigate]

[fathom tartan]

Is there a way I can contact dishwisher about drawing advice or will she just ignore it?

[heady pawn]

She?

[thick timber]

Where the elegant designs at

[heady pawn]

That's a weird looking Jade

[devout bough]

Manchester propaganda

paid for by Manchester City Council

to make Manchester look good

[hollow quarry]

dont need to make, she already look perfect

[devout bough]

cute bee though

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/good-news-we-can-finally-be-bees-invincible-mark-omni-man-meme-gif-17978969663615411174

[fathom tartan]

Do i try to get in contact with dishwasher about drawing advice or just forget it?

[devout bough]

beeeee

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-styles-manchester-gif-10223066

[heady pawn]

You can try
But don't expect much though

[devout bough]

i hope we get a new HMS Manchester soon

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1300322563263692844/guichen.gif

[fathom tartan]

They probably not going to respond. That was a stupid question for me to ask

[pseudo fulcrum]

We need more skins for older characters

[normal comet]

Magical girl for vanguard

[pseudo fulcrum]

It's revamp time!

[normal comet]

Even better
Vanguard II

[pseudo fulcrum]

Swim skins for the Soda 4

[normal comet]

Vanguard housewife skin
Vanguard in armor skin

[pseudo fulcrum]

Vanguard mecha when?

KGV mecha when?

[cunning sundial]

[devout bough]

Vanguard ultra lewd L2D skin

Her default is elegant

her skin is elegant

so now she needs lewd

simple as

[pseudo fulcrum]

Soda, Indi, Mamie and Bama need lewd skins

[sturdy yoke]

Man 10th year anniv huh?

Time sure flies fast

[fathom tartan]

I do i need to by dishwashers patreon to contact them??

[pseudo fulcrum]

Dish is also on deviantart

[heady pawn]

Or they could just give Vanguard party skin

[pseudo fulcrum]

Give her Kashino milk

[devout bough]

hmm

[fathom tartan]

Do i still try or nah?

[pseudo fulcrum]

Go for it

[flint robin]

Is it just me or the game is not sending notifications today

[echo harbor]

My man

[sharp swan]

Remind me not to gamble $2 worth of gems on quick finishers again

Worked on pasadena, but didn't work here lol

[mental swift]

who the fuck buys quick finishers.

[sharp swan]

People who have no resources somehow

[mental swift]

how do you not have quick finishers bro

[sharp swan]

UR events are BRUTAL

For those who don't have hundreds saved

And I'm talking cubes

[mental swift]

I have over a hundred quick finishers piled up and I don't even need to get over a hundred pulls in any banner

[sharp swan]

Too

I have like none

And no cubes either

;-;

[mental swift]

I mean everyone buys cubes that's understandable

But quick finishers? man

[sharp swan]

I ran out fast because of the ship build tickets

Though it could have been far worse, only $2 is like nothing

In the grand scheme of things

I just need events where I don't want anything

[solid whale]

what if we put bache in the 3d printer lookin anime girl flaying machine

an epic prank

[sharp swan]

What if instead of bache, we put taihou there

[solid whale]

nah i like taihou more than bache

[mental swift]

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[sharp swan]

Taihou is useless

[mental swift]

nah whar about

[sharp swan]

She is just a yandere

[mental swift]

both

[sharp swan]

Freak

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[sharp swan]

Look how bad my resources are

[mental swift]

Your resources aren't as bad as mine

Take a break

[sharp swan]

I have barely any dock space

[mental swift]

I only have 2 free dock space

[sharp swan]

In order to make any meaningful improvement i need at least 600 gems

200 does barely anything

[mental swift]

Yep...

Dock space is a real hassle

[ember spindle]

pass some of those coins so i can lb these in the background 😭

[devout bough]

time to use all my opsi AP

[mental swift]

Brother I can't even see who tf are they

is the 4th one princeton

[heady pawn]

Yes

OG Princeton

[mental swift]

Who is the 5th one I can't decipher

[heady pawn]

Monica from DOA collab

[ember spindle]

misaki, shizuku, tsukushi, princeton, monica

[echo harbor]

Thousands

[echo harbor]

Nah, she is good, her boobs is BEEEEG

[south thorn]

[mental swift]

oh so the one that was covered was the trust one

[mental swift]

Ok your choice

[heady pawn]

Ironically the first bunny girl AL got was Monica
NC's bunny skin came later

[mental swift]

If you think a woman with big boobs is always good and never deceiving then go for it

[south thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-taiho-azur-lane-slow-ahead-uwu-gif-20555643

[echo harbor]

Big boobs saves lives

[south thorn]

This smile is the reason why I like her lol

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-1644030559217035648

[mental swift]

and then she almost steals the key of the commander's room

I know some of y'all are masochists in here and I support that

[south thorn]

[ember spindle]

i thought ships are already always welcome in skk's quarters

[sharp swan]

I wanted her but i couldnt get her

Pain

[mental swift]

Not taihou

[south thorn]

I got her on my first build

[sharp swan]

So is my wife's, and she is more pure and happy

[mental swift]

who's your wife again

[hollow quarry]

Pasadena

[sharp swan]

The embodiment of parties and happiness

[ember spindle]

oshit new ur exchange

[mental swift]

oh ripoff cinderella

[south thorn]

[sharp swan]

By that logic you can call plenty of things that

Just like you can call any white hair girl with a pony tail a copy of hoyo's mc

[mental swift]

i mean you can ignore that it's just I know her like that

[mental swift]

she's just gyaru

[sharp swan]

She's happy and pure

Mostly

[mental swift]

and also I can't believe she's cleveland class

[sharp swan]

Santa fe.

Stalker who wears NOTHING

[mental swift]

fuck you mean santa fe is cleveland class

[sharp swan]

Santa fe is a cleveland sister yes

[south thorn]

[sharp swan]

She fits the personality type less than the others

Santa fe is a weird creature

[south thorn]

With pleasure

[sharp swan]

A cleveland that does not wear clothes

Explain this please

How many public indecency charges does she have

[hazy blade]

[south thorn]

She can't be save... There's no explanation

[ember spindle]

public indecency seems to just not be a concept in the port 😭

[sharp swan]

Santa fe is long gone considering she's a stalker and rumor spreader

[sharp swan]

You're right. And mogador is literally allowed to pin Skk down

Without repurcussions

Twice.

I saw that

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-sleeping-sleep-zzz-bed-gif-15972485749487661497

[south thorn]

Here's back view

[south thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[hollow quarry]

Who said the port allow public entrance

[south thorn]

I wanted prinz eugen bunny skin to return

[sharp swan]

November

[mental swift]

I mean with 800+ people around the port it should become its own little region

[south thorn]

Black friday sale?

[mental swift]

but how big is the "port" anyways

[sharp swan]

Yes

[hollow quarry]

About 800 boat big

[south thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-tanks-gif-sliding-low-gif-25206958

Here

[mental swift]

Nah it can't be only 800 boat big if so it would be pretty small

You can see many things in all the animes about how the port looks like

[sharp swan]

Sink them both.

Destroy them

[mental swift]

in the game however we explore less around the port or I'm wrong

[south thorn]

[grand lodge]

[south thorn]

Why hate siren man?

[mental swift]

bro posting ton of roon suddenly

[south thorn]

He's just a cool siren tower

[tight roost]

give me your CN anniv stream predictions

[south thorn]

[mental swift]

because siren bad

[hollow quarry]

Tiddie

[grand lodge]

[mental swift]

senran kagura rerun

[tight roost]

shut up

[static sparrow]

[mental swift]

i can respect you liking roon

[tight roost]

don't try to fuck my retirement dreams dirtbag

[tight roost]

source???

[mental swift]

They're already cloudy enough

Wouldn't be too hard to ruin them entirely

[tight roost]

Musta been a Iron Blood UR

[mental swift]

nah

oh wait horns?

yeah has to be

[south thorn]

I got roon п

[mental swift]

you mean μ

?

[south thorn]

Yes

Idk how to type

[static sparrow]

https://game.bilibili.com/blhx/2026-ninth-anniversary/h5/

[mental swift]

click on the pi icon and you can see the 3rd option

[south thorn]

Got flash bang by your profile

[mental swift]

kearsarg

[south thorn]

I didn't know we can write mew

[hazy blade]

ZAMN i meant

[south thorn]

μ

[ember spindle]

three cutscenes in and i'm 200% percent sure de zeven provinciën would love 67 jokes

[grand lodge]

[silent lagoon]

[south thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-azur-lane-azure-lane-gif-21233549

[restive wing]

Why because she is scary by Albacore?

[hollow quarry]

[restive wing]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ww-hiyuki-7--k01KQ6M9BP381RRKK6MHD47MFQZ

Bankai Hakka No togame

[ember spindle]

tbh yes

https://tenor.com/view/breast-milk-azur-lane-taihou-gas-explosion-enterprise-gif-24828559

[languid dawn]

[south thorn]

I wanna be this tedibear

[south thorn]

MILK!

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-schwartz-milkman-college-humor-move-it-out-of-my-way-gif-3560405

[south thorn]

Milk

[earnest relic]

hi gooners

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-burnice-white-processing-loading-gif-7773722438876998253

[earnest relic]

no tummy?

fake milk.

if tummy=flat
milk=expired

[languid dawn]

bro what

[tight roost]

https://x.com/i/status/2050066672300741070

Planeptunia (@planeptunia48)

@AzurLane_EN @azurlane_staff CN 9th Anniversary Stream Predictions

-New Iron Blood Double UR Event
-New UR Gear
-Hyperdimension Neptunia Collaboration Re-run announcement

X · May 1, 2026, 4:15 AM

[tight roost]

I'll be seeing you guys in the CN anniv stream to see if my predictions were right or one of my predictions was wrong

[weak yacht]

do you know what is it from?

[teal girder]

rice

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-cooper-dancing-dance-moves-cast-off-gif-16840116

[pseudo fulcrum]

Low cortisol Cooper

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHMqJtka4AANYJA?format=jpg&name=medium

[royal sigil]

I only recognized Gouden Leeuw right away

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHKNS3XbkAAHlQa?format=jpg&name=large

[modest snow]

Booba

[devout bough]

it's getting stormy where i am wtf

wind is so big right now

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[hazy blade]

why AL chat is filling with cows

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1487198825386082355/1488843585410306088/IMG_9319.gif

[wary flame]

azur lane is so cool

[soft bough]

https://tenor.com/view/hina-dress-blue-archive-doodle-gif-14358683314452035278

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHJijVlaEAAiEZ4?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[wary flame]

so cute

[soft bough]

https://tenor.com/view/money-card-gif-24134072

[devout bough]

Champy to push back the cows

[wary flame]

its hard to say for my favorite azur lane waifu im not really sure which one it is theres too many

[devout bough]

if you don't know who it is, it's Richelieu

[wary flame]

i know from season 1 of azur lane the orignal and little of the game

[ember spindle]

well the cows are ADORABLE

[wary flame]

cool

[ember spindle]

and also soft
but it's more important that they're adorable, since that's how their embrace soothes you

[hazy blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338542586956222494/1481075899775320175/koiscrubby.gif

[grand lodge]

[ember spindle]

use your hands instead of a brush 🫴

[slow oriole]

Does anyoen knwo when the last ur event took place. I kinda stopped playing for a while

[devout bough]

Since it's thundering, raining, and we have storm surge warning, i will go lie down

[tight roost]

I surely hope the CN Anniv Stream reveals the announcement of "超次元戰記 戰機少女" rerun

[wary flame]

my favorite waifu is kaga and akagi

[devout bough]

Almost one shot hardbiter

Damn it

[slow oriole]

Howd you get that ui

[devout bough]

Idk

I buy stuff here and there

[slow oriole]

Oh damn. Never seen the ui change before

[umbral stone]

buybuybuy?

[devout bough]

ROYAL AIR FORCE

[tight roost]

chat,give me ur cn stream predictions

[weary trellis]

enough elises.. gib me yukino

[devout bough]

When is CN strem

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHMzqGgXsAE4UkO?format=jpg&name=900x900

[tight roost]

14 days

[devout bough]

Eugh

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-graf-zeppelin-seattle-ser-gif-20466070

[tight roost]

@devout bough whats ur prediction gng

[devout bough]

De Grasse French UR CL

[wary flame]

which characters are the best waifu in azur lane

[tight roost]

imagine if neither senran or nep rerun were announced but rather the •••••@•••• ones

[hearty salmon]

Yamato

[devout bough]

Yamato 10th JP anniversary we established this

[hearty salmon]

Shieeetttt that’s up to you bro

[hearty salmon]

LET ME DREAM PIG

[ember spindle]

only you can answer that question, and the way you answer it is by giving shiny rings to your waifus. the game will tell you when it's time to do this

[hearty salmon]

copium meme gif

[wary flame]

i dont know who to choose too many

[modern yoke]

[tight roost]

guess the ip by this redaction
•••••@••••

[ember spindle]

:z0013:

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/phrolova-phrolovawuwa-wuwa-wuthering-waves-gif-3505697991194026225

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gif-9581117406674041116

[teal girder]

bib

[modern yoke]

[ember spindle]

jesus fucking christ i don't have essex?

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/special-week-specialweek-spechan-uma-uma-musume-gif-12681702886238366109

Special cheeks

[teal girder]

fluffy tail

[merry laurel]

4 events in azur lane is crazy

[ember spindle]

wait fuck i'm missing luna and tamaki 😭

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-sleep-so-asleep-good-night-see-you-later-gif-19553926

[teal girder]

do you not use the special ticket?

[versed quarry]

Im fucking tired

[ember spindle]

like free event pulls or the "choose one girl" envelope?

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-uma-musume-gif-4231814947166331056

[tiny kraken]

Fr

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/special-week-uma-umamusume-uma-musume-67-gif-1748086037552335957

[lyric spear]

Good morning

[ember spindle]

filling out https://azurlane.mrlar.dev/db/tracker has been extremely instructive in learning how fucking bad i am at this game 😭

[ionic gulch]

[soft bough]

https://tenor.com/view/machikane-tannhauser-matikane-tannhauser-matikane-machikane-uma-musume-gif-25040789

[ocean pawn]

mambus

[wanton pelican]

The great bulin purge

[placid gulch]

y'all

should I pull for Yukino

[ocean pawn]

28 days later theme plays

[graceful hound]

is that reisa

[mental swift]

did you even use the 50 cubes I told you to do

[graceful hound]

[placid gulch]

yes

[modern dew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/427903255096459294/1491662132415172800/togif.gif?width=944&height=612

[placid gulch]

I was waiting for today cuz last day

[teal girder]

gib

[drifting yew]

[mental swift]

damn

[placid gulch]

actually she's getting rotated out of the pfp tomorrow

oooo
Richie's swimsuit login animation fits really nicely with the night bgm too bad it's going away

[graceful hound]

reisa is me fr

[mental swift]

100 bulins

whar is even the time ingame

oh it's like 10:30 I guess

10:30 pm

[placid gulch]

yep -w-

[graceful hound]

Its still 12:29 here

[placid gulch]

annnd the settings the settings ugh

switching phones is such a hassle

[mental swift]

my timezone is 12:30 hours faster than the in-game time

😢😢😢

[teal girder]

usually its the non-maint event disappearing that feels weird

[mental swift]

i live in the complete opposite side of the world

[teal girder]

it's just gone...like a missed daily lmao

[mental swift]

i mean it feels somewhat unnatural

but if it's maint it feels just like thursday

[drifting yew]

[teal girder]

everyday is a cow day

damnit ALO

[ocean pawn]

protein day

[placid gulch]

30k event points

[teal girder]

70k+

need all the rainbow books I can

entire dock is missing red skills and I have more yellow than blues

[summer storm]

Is she worth mlb

[placid gulch]

you have any other large cruisers?

[placid gulch]

I usually lack yellows

alright
let's do it
Yukino

[placid gulch]

hmmm wait this is Shandy

yep

can I at least get a sub or smth

[ember spindle]

omg it's done
why did i do this 😭 i wonder if mitmproxy shenanigans would safely allow automating "write down the specs of everyone at your port"

[teal girder]

Apri u dont want

I got trolled by Leonardo

[placid gulch]

Strasser dropped just now

Yukino pls

another Elise...

[teal girder]

this is more feel like wishing well rate than pickup rates

[placid gulch]

so true

[drifting yew]

More cows please

[placid gulch]

I'll just reach 2903 cubes and give up

OH A 30 MINUTE TIMER

[summer storm]

Do skins of collab characters never rerun?

[placid gulch]

only if their collab reruns -w-

[placid gulch]

Iroha or 19 pls Iroha or 19 pls

[ember spindle]

they do rerun. IF AND ONLY IF the collab reruns
so we're never getting anything involving hololive again

[placid gulch]

[teal girder]

u dun have them?

[placid gulch]

only girls I'm missing from permapool

annnd another Elise

that's enough for MLB

aight, final 10 pull

that was awful

[placid gulch]

sigh, guess it wasn't meant to be

[drifting yew]

Nice looking cows

[teal girder]

re-re-re-rerun they gonna give this banner pickem ticket

[placid gulch]

yeah, AL seems to have taken a liking to DOA

I'll just cling to hope -w-

and spend my tickets to see if I get one of the OG girls

[violet panther]

i kinda appreciate how AL make DOA 2d-waifu-grade to be fanarted

[teal girder]

and then its also end of Apri fool month

[placid gulch]

what did y'all do for april fools

couldn't join this time cuz I was on vacation -w-

[mental swift]

nothing

just getting out the elite bulin skin

and momentarily I changed myself into port6

[restive ivy]

New attire for free?

[violet panther]

i changed to commie-org for days

[mental swift]

[placid gulch]

nice

[mental swift]

didnt have many people to fool

[placid gulch]

tbf I had no clue what I was gonna do this year

[mental swift]

and oh I just remembered

[placid gulch]

now I have a whole nother year to think

[mental swift]

i changed 2 of my servers PFP to something else

and we changed the entire vibe of those servers

for like more than a day

[placid gulch]

that's cute -w-

[mental swift]

petition to remove timegate

the command in the bot

because it doesn't exist ingame anymore

[tight roost]

what about nep?

[cunning sundial]

[tight roost]

will nep finally be freed from no-rerun prison featuring ##@#,Holo and Kizuna?

[mental swift]

nep rerunning after en anniversary

no

jp anniversary

[tight roost]

then who is rerunning on CN?

[mental swift]

senran kagura

[tight roost]

😂 hope you're joking

[mental swift]

Just wait and see for yourself

[tight roost]

otherwise if it's real,imma join the Republic of Yukikaze

[mental swift]

i mean I've said this countless amount of times and you've also said your bet countless amount of times

[pearl abyss]

FAAAAAHHHHH

[mental swift]

to the point that it's just going to the ignorance point and to the "just wait until it drops" point

[placid gulch]

bye bye DOA collab

bye bye Yukino

[mental swift]

bye bye doa I will miss yo

i got my necessary specimen anyways and that's yukino

[river pelican]

What is the event on 5/14

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire no daily dose of lion for you today for spamming mid insta reels

[blissful pond]

event still going until midnight tomorrow, iirc.

[clever sierra]

[mental swift]

i hope it's franklin rerun

[clever sierra]

[mental swift]

brother why is your pfp randy orton doing the rko on kevin owens

[river pelican]

Im quite out of dock space i wont even lie just let me rest a bit

[placid gulch]

the beach vibes are unmatched in this collab sigh

[rose spire]

I wasn’t in the mood…

[placid gulch]

gonna miss it so much

[mental swift]

wait when did the tulipa event happen

last year

[tight roost]

whoa whoa whoa,doa ending this day?

[blissful pond]

Eh, Discord let me upload it. And random RKOs are never not funny. xD

[mental swift]

i don't mean that it's bad it's just that it's very random

[mental swift]

Yea

[cunning sundial]

[placid gulch]

yea

around this time

[mental swift]

so end of April?

[blissful pond]

Eh, I don't think so? No pending maintenance message inb the message box, and the event banner says 11:59pm on May 1st is end time.

[mental swift]

hold up

no fucking way

rerun on the same exact time period as actual event?

[blissful pond]

No worries, I get ya! 🙂

[tight roost]

who would be the girls for Senran pt2?

I hope it's Hikage.
what idiot would miss out on a best snek girl/nakhimov's og cousin for the collab spot 💀

[mental swift]

yeah hikage alongside ryona and ryobi

[blissful pond]

ok, fwiw: just confirmed with a few folks in-game chat; event ends at Midnight tomorrow (May 1)

[somber steeple]

mi bomb

[mental swift]

mi bombo

[somber steeple]

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/mi-bombo-gif-3694488553566820895

[tight roost]

but what is your nep rerun prediction

[blissful pond]

I'd give almost anything for a neptunia rerun; I joined the game just after it ran. :\

it's the only collab I've missed, afaik

[mental swift]

whar about estelle

[somber steeple]

AL X GI when

[mental swift]

NEVER

I DONT WANT ANY HOYOSLOP IN MY GOONER GAME

[hearty salmon]

inhale

MI BOMBOCLATTT

[placid gulch]

okay I can use the Venus ticket til may 14

[somber steeple]

AL collab with AK

[pearl abyss]

Sum ting wong...

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibidi-toilet-77-part-4-upgraded-titan-tv-man-titan-tv-man-astro-toilet-gif-4544086002181254195

[tight roost]

u started from 2018???

[ember spindle]

quite hoping installing docker desktop doesn't break my emulator

[pearl abyss]

You play on emulator to?

That's literally kill your phone

I can play it like you say...

And force close instantly

[hearty salmon]

Mmmm Cake

[cunning sundial]

[hearty salmon]

Hai hai Laffey

Pats and hugs

[blissful pond]

I started a couple of months after EN servers went live in 2019, iirc. I think Neptunia was the only collab that had occured at that point?

[meager haven]

August 2018

Is when en went live

And yeah Neptunia was the first collab for EN.

Followed by the “Vocaloid” Unicorn skin. The purple dress skin.

[ocean pawn]

oh...bare ass is deemed haram

m

[hearty salmon]

BOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[loud herald]

[meager haven]

So true

[dark solstice]

I was 2 years late to the party

[placid gulch]

I was 2 years late to the holo collab TwT

[lilac jasper]

Neptunia collab ples

[blazing fog]

[dark solstice]

Okay let's get some drink, Cheetos and GoldenEye

[nimble sand]

Maintenance now?

[mental swift]

creativity is lost in this world

[nimble sand]

Sweet. So I can finish my 3000 Action Points

[umbral stone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824839560043167744/965374006607900682/taihoulick.gif

[dark solstice]

I can create conflict still

If that counts 🤔

[devout cradle]

If I'm correct there isn't a ijn Yamato ship yet right? (A friend is asking me lol)

[placid gulch]

nope -w-

I believe she's coming september of next year for JP's 10th anni

ah, but she does play a role in the story

she commands the Sakura Empire by possessing poor Minazuki's body

[meager haven]

We have Shinano and Musashi, who are both Yamato-class. But not the class’ namesake herself.

[mental swift]

isn't minazuki a child

[forest sparrow]

2 Yamato class and only 1 of the 4 Iowas

[mental swift]

or am I severely wrong

[mental swift]

And none of the namesakes.

[placid gulch]

yep

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-gif-11785532389901559578

[meager haven]

Interesting that the skins are gone but the event is still going.

[placid gulch]

Yamato, girlypop
that's a child
couldn't you have picked a better vessel?

[devout cradle]

Ok thanks

[meager haven]

What if it’s just like Nahida.

[placid gulch]

it's just speculation on my part tho

[mental swift]

[meager haven]

And that’s her sealed body or some shit

[mental swift]

brother

[placid gulch]

mis ma'am just loves staying in her cave for whatever reason

[meager haven]

She’s cruising around

[placid gulch]

letting Nanners sleep in Europe and everyone else faction infight and shit

[meager haven]

Lore accurate Yamato of just doing fuck all beyond letting people know she actually exists.

[lapis fractal]

Hotel Yamato

[mental swift]

hotel diablo

[meager haven]

Hotel?

Trivago.

[placid gulch]

Yamato Showa fr

ok so that's 2 similarities between Sakura and Imperial Japan irl

[placid gulch]

1. Faction infighting galore
2. tf is HirohitoYamato doing

[meager haven]

Why is she so big

Like disgustingly big shit doesn’t fit her.

I’m turning her into calamari now.

[lapis fractal]

You got it the other way round; she's turning you into fish food

Fitting for kelp anyways

[meager haven]

Are there even any herbivorous squids?

[lapis fractal]

She can be omnivorous for you

[lapis fractal]

The pacifier is still goofy lmao

[sick crest]

Should I make food or starve

[mental swift]

starve until you die

you have to fast for the noble cause of adding yamato to this game

[sick crest]

Hunger strike

[meager haven]

Filter feed

[lapis fractal]

Ozempic diet

[soft bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484122685930733669/20260317_175215.gif

[molten obsidian]

Qt

[modern dew]

balls

[wanton pelican]

I only bought 1 skin this collab

The only skin that mattered

The Ibuki skin

However

I totally forgot to buy the other skins and who knows if doa will ever rerun again

[ember spindle]

would she fw https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/hanafuda-cards-mario-red-119579/

WAIT NOOOOOO

This item is no longer available.

[mental swift]

netflix premium is $6.5

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kaiba-yugioh-smirk-sucker-gif-5959857

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492942155579392190/1499657367476899921/temp_image_E4CE9CDF-1895-4A21-9E67-470A90CED28F.webp?ex=69f59842&is=69f446c2&hm=b5bffd79c396b668fa3c6dbb435b901e2a63955877574938b0d83ebfcd81bdb9&

[somber steeple]

[lyric spear]

Guys...I am feeling a bit sad today

[ocean pawn]

feet