al-general

[final seal]

M3R?

[umbral hill]

What

[mental swift]

Wtf is an m3r

mova 3 reborn

[final seal]

The guy made that one suika animation with goblin song

[mental swift]

nova 3 reborn

nova 3 max graphics

[final seal]

Or mbr i don't remember

[mystic vapor]

Guys who would be likely an red neck in azur lane

[wintry salmon]

Oh my honey

[umbral hill]

https://youtu.be/UIp6_0kct_U

2021

[mental swift]

halo combat evolved forerunner textures

[final seal]

Yeah that one

[mental swift]

oh my forerunner textures

[mystic vapor]

Steals them

[lone vapor]

can someone accompany me playing poppy playtime

[final seal]

Bro using endmin's phone to play azur lane

[wintry salmon]

For real

[umbral hill]

https://youtu.be/LoZCAEgioDg

As for fubs version

[wintry salmon]

Endmin phone is so good

[mystic vapor]

Me and my gang

[hearty salmon]

The original WEI

[hearty salmon]

I wish

[final seal]

Me and my gang

[mystic vapor]

What if they pull up to your house and you owe them 50 dollars I know your broke as hell so good luck

[hearty salmon]

Shit , the fact that a hot sexy anime woman would want to be at my house?

[proper laurel]

Elise is not dropping for me

[rustic sapphire]

Your into gyarus

[hearty salmon]

You're*

[mystic vapor]

Nuh uh

[mental swift]

FORERUNNER TEXTURES MAC TPUPICS

[hearty salmon]

BOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mystic vapor]

Where her bra

[final seal]

No bra

[rustic sapphire]

Guam is adorable

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-think-thinking-hmm-gif-11570469479394618754

[proper laurel]

Boobs

[hearty salmon]

easy access

[sage zealot]

And stupid

[wintry salmon]

Should I do this?

[proper laurel]

Hope you don't get Guam on her rerun

[mental swift]

Yeah she's a total dork

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-discord-show-me-pc-working-hard-gif-19517817

[hearty salmon]

Hallo Ayayaya

[mental swift]

I mean it's already over and he already has the ship mlb alongside more copies

[torn aspen]

Hello!

[proper laurel]

I need Elise

[mental swift]

pull bro fucking pull

[proper laurel]

I am

[mental swift]

pull harder

[proper laurel]

Getting suffolk,norfolk

[merry robin]

Does irl gyarus look appealin?

[proper laurel]

And the occasional Kent

[merry robin]

[proper laurel]

F*ck

[forest sparrow]

Suffolk cute tho

[mental swift]

Does he know kent is meta nowadays

[mystic vapor]

POV you were late to arriving to your dorm but then you Lowkirkly see two red eyes and voice “who was that other girl you talking”, (try guess who she is)

I am so good at making memes

[mental swift]

Kent does 500 damage per torpedo

[proper laurel]

Not for me

[final seal]

roon

[wanton pelican]

[mental swift]

With its recent retrofit

[final seal]

Roonba

[mystic vapor]

No it’s akagi

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-gem-alarm-golden-gif-10865306975571246858

[mental swift]

Not your profile but yeah this looks futuristic as hell

[forest sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/old-fart-fart-love-gif-3856190177598956680

[wanton pelican]

It is my profile

[merry robin]

This guy is diabolical

[final seal]

Osu ui

[mental swift]

Why do you have your name greyed out but not your uid

[wanton pelican]

Because this was before the name change to a bet a made

[rancid compass]

best fake bunny

[mental swift]

what

can you rephrase that

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1495530620317601933/boiseDance.webp

[mental swift]

i didnt understand what you said

[mental swift]

do you have boise face reveal

[mystic vapor]

Question for science who in azur lane has the strongest bite force

[forest sparrow]

Her chibi is the only way to see her uncovered mouth

[wintry salmon]

Bro we get a3 children?

[final seal]

Ägir

[wanton pelican]

I made a bet forever ago

[mental swift]

No I mean what were you trying to say in the earlier message

[elder forge]

Arbiter strength VII

[wanton pelican]

It had to do something with warspite or the event when she got her retro I think

I then changed my name to peppa pig

Later someone took my original name

[mental swift]

You made a bet and that made you change your username to fucking grey boxes?

[wanton pelican]

Now I’m stuck as peppa pig

[mental swift]

now you're pig

[final seal]

Cool name ngl

[wanton pelican]

No

[mental swift]

[mental swift]

So peppa pig one was the bet

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-i-may-not-have-a-brain-gentlemen-monster-vs-alien-i-have-an-idea-gif-3241268455232627291

[wanton pelican]

Yes

[mental swift]

Lion

[final seal]

You gonna let her bite you?

[mystic vapor]

Yes we are all surviving

[final seal]

Yeaahhh

[mental swift]

we are surviving you're dying

[mystic vapor]

No we as in French are surviving getting straight teeth from arbiter

[mental swift]

Their bites are infused with lethal poison

[mental swift]

Live in your delusion comrade

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/even-better-law-and-order-better-still-even-greater-nbc-gif-17014872694686350976

[mental swift]

I mean dying is better than anything

[mystic vapor]

Die happy

[mental swift]

sure I guess

[final seal]

Getting in touch with a siren is the best thing a skk can do

[mental swift]

Even better if you're dead

[mental swift]

Also the worst thing an skk could do as it could be lethal

[final seal]

Even better

[mental swift]

Even better when you die

[final seal]

We're all love sirens

[mental swift]

WHO'S WE

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[final seal]

We (yes we)

[mental swift]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AUTISTIC MF BABBLING ABOUT

[final seal]

Sirens are loveable

[mental swift]

*killable

Destructible

[forest sparrow]

And just like that, back to square one...

[mystic vapor]

I am afraid that one of sirens going shove tentacles up someone ass here which isn’t me of course

[final seal]

They deserve love

[mental swift]

They deserve death

[placid gulch]

did y'all know AL is only 2.91GB at base size

[mental swift]

They deserve... destruction

[final seal]

Cool, tell her to be gentle tho

[mental swift]

They deserve vengeance for starting the war

[final seal]

Then what are the rest for? Skins?

[mental swift]

I mean good luck getting your intestines ripped lethally

[rustic sapphire]

Do it

[mental swift]

Nah

[mystic vapor]

I said not me it’s going you pal.

[placid gulch]

probably yea and voice lines and allthat
and island planner and private quarters
they've never been too good at compressing

[mental swift]

Well I will die anyways but I will die considering the sirens are bad

[final seal]

We

[hearty salmon]

I have no qualms with this

[mental swift]

And if they kill me they will still be bad

Because they killed me not apologize to me

[gaunt apex]

Bruh took the Sirens too personally lol

[mental swift]

Sirens are more cold hearted than you think

[mental swift]

They're very good at faking emotions because they're robots

[final seal]

Nah they're girls

[mental swift]

The same fucking useless point again

[forest sparrow]

Humanity going extinct has more upsides than downsides. #SirensAreRight

[mental swift]

I mean if humanity goes extinct who tf are gonna command the shipgirls

[final seal]

Well 2.91 probably for android

[wanton pelican]

Probably

[mystic vapor]

Green

[mental swift]

oh wait they can make shipgirls by themselves and command themselves

[gaunt apex]

Casuals this is my AL size

[mental swift]

Yeah I guess killing myself would be better than commanding a whole fleet

I am expendable anyways

[rancid compass]

boise is second best fake bunny

[gaunt apex]

Smash

[tight roost]

if there was collab announcement spot for this year's CN Anniv stream,whose IP would likely to be announced?

[final seal]

Is this siren?

[mental swift]

Senran kagura

[forest sparrow]

If Laffey is 1st, I'll accept 2nd for Boise

[tight roost]

kiss my ahh

[mental swift]

Ordainer El, yes

[mystic vapor]

Yes

[final seal]

Command a siren fleet instead

[wanton pelican]

When did you guys start playing AL

/slow 10

[willow thorn]

al-general slowed down got lifted.

[mental swift]

I would rather kill myself than command sirens

[forest sparrow]

NO

[gaunt apex]

Last Year November

[final seal]

To sirenfu collection we go

[mental swift]

February 2024

Pretty fucking new

[tight roost]

pffftttt.
Senran over Neptunia getting the collab rerun spot for CN anniv

[gaunt apex]

i only want to Command Eugen

[forest sparrow]

Give me back my slowmode!

[tight roost]

hope ur joking

[final seal]

2023 i guess?

[tight roost]

2020

[final seal]

Quite late

[mental swift]

I mean just wait and see

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN RELEASED

NO MORE SLOW MO

[mental swift]

I am even later than you vro

[hearty salmon]

[mystic vapor]

Does water spray training work on takao and her sister or even akagi

[tight roost]

if it's Neptunia,you may start to retire your fav

[wanton pelican]

[hearty salmon]

Works for all of the mentally insane ones

[ocean pawn]

ar u sur about that

[wanton pelican]

Some of you are new

[mental swift]

If it's neptunia I give away my account

[hearty salmon]

[final seal]

She can be fixed

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-floating-high-ascend-flying-gif-6255124189148414041

[mental swift]

Last moments before I get slimed to death

[final seal]

A lot man

[gaunt apex]

coming right to my gurl

[mystic vapor]

She doesn’t look that scary

[tight roost]

if it's Senran,then i will align myself to the Republic of Nanoda and betray Yuudachi

[mystic vapor]

How bad could she possibly be

[wanton pelican]

Which surprises me

[mental swift]

She's lethal

She will kill you after 1 stab

[gaunt apex]

Ayo let's all enslave the Sirens and restore world peace

[mental swift]

your mouth will dispense blood

[wanton pelican]

gamer you are a fellow old right

[mental swift]

AW HELL YEAH BROTHER THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

ENSLAVE THE SIRENS AND RULE OVER THEM

[mystic vapor]

Yes 🙌

[gaunt apex]

hold up didn't you support the sirens once? or i am tripping?

[final seal]

It kinda like touhou fanbase which a lot of people don't even play the game itself

[hearty salmon]

I think so?

[mental swift]

I never did

[hearty salmon]

Wait like old how

[mental swift]

I never will

[hearty salmon]

Old in this server or

[wanton pelican]

In game

[mental swift]

Old in game

[final seal]

I convinced him

[hearty salmon]

Wait like Azur lane the game?

[wanton pelican]

Apparently you joined the server in 2023

Yeah

[gaunt apex]

i can swear there was a conversation a while ago

[hearty salmon]

Idk man

Haven’t played in a long time

[mental swift]

What did I say in there

That sirens are good?

[wanton pelican]

Oh

[mental swift]

And sirens can be fixed?

[gaunt apex]

idk for sure but you were with the Sirens

[hearty salmon]

Yeah why u ask?

[gaunt apex]

and i got triggered

[wanton pelican]

Nah just

[gaunt apex]

but i'm not 100% sure

[mental swift]

That wasn't me

[gaunt apex]

as i'm most of the time drunk lol

[final seal]

You wanted siren pics on 34

[mental swift]

I'm always against the sirens no matter what happens

[wanton pelican]

Guess it’s me and the neptunia person who are the oldest in terms of when we played the game rn

[hearty salmon]

I can’t even rmb why I downloaded or joined Azur Lane

[gaunt apex]

💀 👀

[mental swift]

You can still see the numbers on the search bar without getting into them. You fucking numbnut.

[hearty salmon]

Might check down the line

[ocean pawn]

BOOBIES

[gaunt apex]

i do cuz of Roon lol

[mental swift]

Anyways

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Well not rlly

[mental swift]

Time to sleep

Good night all

[gaunt apex]

Manjuu are you fucking serious? i still have to get her ....

[hearty salmon]

Cus I was already here

[final seal]

Still, you asked for those kind of pics

[hearty salmon]

@wanton pelican I think u can check my images posted maybe I had one of my profile

[hearty salmon]

Boobies

[gaunt apex]

i want Z52.... and Z11 come on Manjuu

[final seal]

Are you like the meta player or simply someone enjoying having new shipgirls not bothering what class they are and how good they are?

[forest sparrow]

Joined too late for Neptunia and Hololive; joined just in time for 7th DoA rerun

[wanton pelican]

Hmm the latter at this point

[final seal]

🤝

[wanton pelican]

I can play for meta since I have every single ship in the game

[hearty salmon]

Most of the gameplay of AL atp is just seeing how much hornier we can get

[wanton pelican]

Well almost

[hearty salmon]

Before this server has to be less lax on the NSFW

[wanton pelican]

We’ve become more lenient on the rules even if people don’t believe it

[final seal]

Being a meta player sometimes is kinda tiring fr

[wanton pelican]

Ehh actually idk

[final seal]

For me

[wanton pelican]

I have everything so to me there’s no difference lol

[stable plank]

this is just her default outfit in a different pose...

[forest sparrow]

I skipped Lion since I didn't care for her. Learned she was meta and still don't really care

[wanton pelican]

She’s hot tho

[forest sparrow]

Actually, can't remember why I skipped her either...

[rancid compass]

that's how it is

[hearty salmon]

Only a matter of time

[final seal]

Spent 13 hrs straight on game for soyuz, 192 rolls but didn't get her

[forest sparrow]

If you're expecting full nudity to be allowed, there are other places for that

[wanton pelican]

[wanton pelican]

Green lane

[mystic vapor]

I know that green color

[barren raptor]

should have spent 24

[final seal]

let's do that

[final seal]

X3 days and 13hrs continuously

[cedar hawk]

helo geys

[cedar hawk]

is this coming back?

[wanton pelican]

Black Friday

[cedar hawk]

can we have white tuesday

[wanton pelican]

Is that a thing?

[mystic vapor]

Fishnet fire

[forest sparrow]

If Boise doesn't get a new skin announcement in the next stream, I'll cry for 3 days straight

[cedar hawk]

nope

but if black friday exist then white tuesday should

[wanton pelican]

Boise gets enough love

[forest sparrow]

She needs more

I'll accept Brooklyn and Pheonix too

[cedar hawk]

"you may hide behind me" aight thats it im sending your mother out

[wanton pelican]

One day phoenix will get something

[ocean pawn]

more love for z-11

[trim gyro]

chicago first

[ocean pawn]

nevada above all else

[wanton pelican]

I don’t like z11

[ocean pawn]

[final seal]

Poke her belly

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/nep-nepu-neptune-neptunia-smug-gif-3496524030879322312

[forest sparrow]

I have to keep searching for Z11 to remember she exists

[final seal]

Where's my :( microsoft?

[torn aspen]

your in windows update

[vital karma]

They blue :( screen removed it at some microslop updated

[final seal]

I miss the :(

[shut crane]

good gril

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[somber steeple]

De six zeven provinciën

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1479817819834290308/20260118_202046.gif

[shut crane]

boobflation is hitting z52, at the cost of her amazing wide hips/thighs

[static sparrow]

Wood destroyer

[modern yoke]

Infernal detected

[dark solstice]

It's all the processed foods making the boobs inflate

[modest snow]

extra thicc

[modest snow]

truth nuke?

[stable plank]

no boobflation. at least compared to her default

but she lost her hips

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487436069027713045/20260327_221740.gif

[sacred oak]

Who are we feeling lads?

[sacred oak]

That's clearly a Samsung Galaxy A36 with an attached Bluetooth keyboard

Infernal says implac

[somber steeple]

still awake?

[sacred oak]

Done

Thanks for your help

[somber steeple]

lol

[modern yoke]

[pastel oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[somber steeple]

[modern yoke]

Infernal rage wtf

[pastel oracle]

If I’d known, I’d have said Shimakaze

[sacred oak]

That's why I didn't specify

[pastel oracle]

If I’d said Shimakaze you’d have kept her

[forest sparrow]

Best part of having an elite as your favorite is that the only criticism towards her is "Who?"

[somber steeple]

Epic moment

[torn aspen]

[sacred oak]

These days elites are rarer than SRs

[modern yoke]

[ionic gulch]

[forest sparrow]

Imagine a new common being released

[sharp swan]

No i don't believe so, i think it's just the way she is laying

[sacred oak]

Immediate oath

[modest snow]

😭

[stable plank]

the elites almost always have the better designs anyways

[sharp swan]

Elites sometimes are better than SRs

Kizu> Unryuu

[stable plank]

sometimes?

[forest sparrow]

I'm still amused that Boise got a L2D before NJ

[sharp swan]

Boise> NJ

[stable plank]

[sharp swan]

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH NJ

[sharp swan]

STOP TEASING ME YOU LEWD BUNNY I AM MARRIED

[stable plank]

i like both. but its way funnier to make the nj fans mad by saying something slightly negative about her

[forest sparrow]

I wouldn't go that far. But Boise is better by a long shot

[wheat star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1495469774132609318/image0.gif

[sharp swan]

NO WAY, A CLEVELAND CLASS!!

You just made me happy

[forest sparrow]

Brooklyn class better

[sharp swan]

Do not

At least the cleveland class can now set up music festivals

And stalk dangerous people

[pastel oracle]

Peace has returned to my heart and land

[shut crane]

lewd

[sharp swan]

Why does she have ropes

[pastel oracle]

To use them on me

[outer verge]

FREE SKIN

LETS GO

[final seal]

Um no, that's a36 with backlight laptop keyboard

[ionic gulch]

Chat is filled with booba

[sacred oak]

[sacred oak]

Gonna sic the chinese cops on me because i called windows slop?

[somber steeple]

Georgia state patrol

[ionic gulch]

High speed motor pitting

[sacred oak]

Those cars are definitely not in Georgia

[somber steeple]

real

[sacred oak]

Erm, either one

[ionic gulch]

Runner worse nightmare

[somber steeple]

no hope

[somber steeple]

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1495459181954728198/IMG_8132.webp

[sacred oak]

Yup, it's Boise

Well done

[teal girder]

Boi

[forest sparrow]

se

[teal girder]

x-x

[ionic gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233430346071150738/1499337741530566737/download.gif

[neon isle]

Good morning chat

[sharp swan]

My bote wife is 98% catmaid art and 2% base outfit art, depressing

[somber steeple]

[forest sparrow]

Your bote gets art? Must be nice...

[ionic gulch]

vro

[somber steeple]

What fam

[ionic gulch]

gimme a electric guitar

[sharp swan]

Somehow still does, and cosplayers as well

[somber steeple]

[sharp swan]

She's somehow got a figure in production before lexi II

[forest sparrow]

Cosplayers too? Mr/Ms fancy here

[sacred oak]

I go now. Here's some yuri.

[sharp swan]

Only her and cowpens got figures in production

[somber steeple]

3 hours of sleep

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kancolle-nagato-nagamon-kantai-collection-cute-gif-15175172

ok I eep

[somber steeple]

Night fam

[somber steeple]

I just woke up

[sharp swan]

I was about to call this trash boat

[somber steeple]

12:05am

[sharp swan]

But it's not an AL related sticker

Damn

[ionic gulch]

yez

[somber steeple]

Yes

I yell into everything

even Toaster ain't safe

[ionic gulch]

Even space?

[somber steeple]

Yea

Yell to ISS

Yell to Mars

Yell to any alien species

[ionic gulch]

yell to aliens

[ionic gulch]

let see will they kidnap you

[somber steeple]

nah

[sharp swan]

Yell to whatever gods or demons exist

[somber steeple]

They only know usa

[ionic gulch]

ok I go kaput now

[sharp swan]

Eagle union has the best ships

[somber steeple]

They only attack usa if they invade earth

[somber steeple]

which era

[sharp swan]

Uhhhh anything before the last 20 years

[somber steeple]

if modern era that Tomahawk spam

[placid gulch]

time to install AL over again

[somber steeple]

And Standard missiles spam

[trim gyro]

american media is funny that way, if you've ever seen the show defiance they basically just gave the aliens brazil
because you know the brazilians would definitely be okay with that
they barely even mention any place outside the US

the so called earth republic is basically just the US east coast plus whoever else they can coerce into joining up

[solid whale]

me sowing
oh man this rocks
me reaping
this sucks what the fuck

[river agate]

bwa...

[clever gazelle]

[river agate]

i guess since things have lulled now, could i maybe get some feedback and ideas for something im working on?

[river agate]

i guess who here is more familiar with game mechanics and meta stuff

context

more context

what i got so far

[river agate]

booba

[stable plank]

baltiwhore

[mystic vapor]

Fire

She lowkey reminds me of Lupa

[pseudo fulcrum]

Waifuuu

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-waves-wuwa-lupa-wuwa-lupa-wuthering-waves-gif-7902828779073768662

[river agate]

;w;

[royal sigil]

this is what i first see on arrival

[novel bobcat]

nanners

oh holy lord....there's a dual figurine...

[sharp swan]

Waiting for Pasadena's figure to be revealed.

[royal sigil]

Shinano and Musashi

[sharp swan]

Still crazy to me how popular she is in asia, I expected her to be liked by very few but nope, apparently liked enough that she and cowpens were the only ones from the note through the firmament event to get figures

[plucky hound]

So, today you added 2 more events, on top of the other 2 events that we still have going on

[sharp swan]

Yup

[plucky hound]

are you ok, mister AL?

[molten fjord]

Is event ending today ot tomorrow

[sharp swan]

I still have to grind 3000 points for shizuku

[molten fjord]

Just realized I still have opsi

[sharp swan]

I'll do it in a couple hours from now

I hate the grind so much

[molten fjord]

And opsi ends today

Reset*

[sinful vapor]

this game has opsi?

[molten fjord]

[molten fjord]

I need my +13 red dildos

[sharp swan]

Waiting for the next bunny event to see who gets skins

Unironically, i want to see 0 loli/childlike ships get any, so I can see the rage

Seeing people get mad about them being ignored is like music to me

[stable plank]

unironically, i want to see all of the loli/childlike ships get skins, so i can see the rage
Seeing people get mad about them is like music to me

[molten fjord]

No

[sharp swan]

No

[stable plank]

[pastel oracle]

No

[royal sigil]

[stable plank]

absolutely. please sir another gronzy l2d

[molten fjord]

I think there is not enough big booba skins in game

[sacred oak]

who wants paw pats

[stable plank]

all of the mutsuki class girls will get skins this next event. trust and believe

[sharp swan]

Adult only, no children ships or submarines, sink them all

We have ADULT BULIN FOR A REASON!

[stable plank]

surcouf exists you know

not all submarines are lolis

[sacred oak]

i-13 exists you know

[sharp swan]

Yes we know

Herring exists

[sacred oak]

you wouldn't kill a cute nudibranch

[sharp swan]

She just smells like fish

[stable plank]

no she doesnt

[light fable]

Birb

[sharp swan]

Tactical albacore

Incoming

[sacred oak]

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/grenade-destroyer-explosion-gif-15914476

[sacred oak]

[sharp swan]

The only use of albacore is taihou repellant

[sacred oak]

remember guys, Albacore loves you

[light fable]

Nah! I don't want that. I love the phoenix

[glad quarry]

Phoenix?

[sacred oak]

The list of ships who have actually said "I love you" is very short, and Albacore is on it

[sharp swan]

I hate the pheonix, she can stay away from me and my wife

[glad quarry]

[glad quarry]

[light fable]

Taihous name translates to "Great phoenix"

[somber steeple]

Falks land

[summer storm]

What is that

[mystic vapor]

I almost thought she was kurumi

[summer storm]

🤔

[summer storm]

Ill suprise u

[mystic vapor]

No way

[summer storm]

Yes way

Was collab

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sinful vapor]

[polar mason]

Guys where do I send media

[mystic vapor]

Mother and daughter theory

[sinful vapor]

nah Kurumi more related to Peter Strasser

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-stop-time-happy-new-year2021-peter-strasser-gif-19774012

[mystic vapor]

Oh

Guys imagine azur lane live action movie

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-think-thinking-hmm-gif-11570469479394618754

[sharp swan]

Why kurumi have a clone in the mirror

[summer storm]

I hv those from collab 🤔

[somber steeple]

sushi pizza

Azur lane movie made by Hollywood when

[sinful vapor]

cause yes

[mystic vapor]

Guys what characters would you add to this ignore takao

[somber steeple]

Territory of guam

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

No

[sharp swan]

Honey

That's the easiest one.

[mystic vapor]

USS New Jersey gives you French kiss if you said you love her

[sharp swan]

Oh oh oh

ALSACE WOULD BE EXPLODING

[mystic vapor]

I think

What about akagi

[sharp swan]

Idk

[placid gulch]

7/17GB downloaded damn

[somber steeple]

2-3 years in dagestan

[tight goblet]

hmm

[somber steeple]

hmm

[sharp swan]

Not blue enough

[forest sparrow]

If I put actual effort into something, it'll be an actual drawing

[sharp swan]

Do it

[forest sparrow]

See, i've got this terminal disease called "lazy" and it makes me procrastinate on that sort of thing

[mystic vapor]

She reminds me of New Jersey

Is she related to her?

[forest sparrow]

Boise? They were on the same banner

[mystic vapor]

Oh

[royal sigil]

no

[stable plank]

big boise boobs

[forest sparrow]

Thighs > boobs

[teal girder]

Opposite

[forest sparrow]

Heretic

[wheat star]

Boobs > thighs indeed

[summer storm]

Wife

[stable plank]

a girl with big boobies and small thighs looks strange. id rather have nice thighs and smaller booba if i had to pick one or the other

[lilac jasper]

There exists a balance to all things

[stable plank]

have both

[summer storm]

FINALLY 200 CUBES GONE

Jsjjewjs

[wheat cosmos]

Lion

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/giftok-a-quiet-place-shushing-shaking-head-john-krasinski-gif-5875589853894697240

[light fable]

We need balance. Big boobs should always be included with thick thighs and curvy hips

[vestal briar]

#trophy-room

put that there

[stable plank]

purple agir

[late shale]

Hmm

[tight goblet]

kawakaze mentioned

I have spawned

[dark solstice]

Despawn ritual initiated

[summer storm]

My love kawakaze

[tight goblet]

no

[shut crane]

always water your shipfus

[summer storm]

Whos on left ik right is musashi

[tight goblet]

hmm

[shut crane]

brunhilde

[summer storm]

Idk if i ever had her but smash her

Looks hot

[shut crane]

good tummy

[summer storm]

Fr

[shut crane]

jump good

[summer storm]

God damn bro i will look her up on the other site

Cuz of u

[pliant panther]

Qwq

[dark solstice]

Omg american carriers

[pliant panther]

American ?

[dark solstice]

I know my history don't worry

Imperial Merican Navy

[placid gulch]

this is getting ridiculous what are they doing to hijack accounts nowadays

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/final-countdown-zeros-fly-boys-f16s-gif-14053340

[fallow juniper]

is there a version of this but for AL chars?

[placid gulch]

and the unforgettable

[dark solstice]

Found Formi

[lapis mesa]

I forgot Marie Rose got a straight up l2d before

first collab girl to l2d

[dark solstice]

cool

[gentle cargo]

Ok...... thats a loooooot of reruns in 1 go...

Somethin big must be on the horizon if they give out cubes that fast now.

[dark solstice]

Yamato!!!!!!!

[solid whale]

[summer storm]

Im still at 438 im fine if ur

[gentle cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1495610469153636422/formi.gif

[gentle cargo]

2500 cubes im morecthen fine....

[summer storm]

Whale

Dawg

[gentle cargo]

No.... playing the game for 7 years and not care about collabs....

Only money i invest us in skins and dockspace

[summer storm]

I spend cubes on all ships

😔

If hot

[gentle cargo]

I spend cubes on taiho whenever can

[tight goblet]

hmm

[ember spindle]

omg what if a catapult and a cope slope

[gentle cargo]

Maybe yamato sister kii says hello? Hmmmm

[dark solstice]

Kii to the heart

[gentle cargo]

I mean there where 5 yamatos plannned

• yamato
• musashi
• shinano
• kii (bb111)
• shikishima (bb222)

[dark solstice]

They got lucky

Warspite was outta range

[gentle cargo]

Huuuh?

[vivid osprey]

More than ready for Musashi-chan

[mystic vapor]

Boise and New Jersey generations.

[dark solstice]

Wait there's a musashi chan ?

[vivid osprey]

Yeah currently live

gotta get 10k points to turn her from NPC to perma over 7 days

[dark solstice]

Damn I need to get on then

[gentle cargo]

Sorry to say but... Warspite would had no single Bit of Chance against yamato...

Undergunned, underarmored and Slower.

Sorry the only ship that could be a Rival and beat Yamato was Iowa

[vivid osprey]

and generic US submarines and aircraft

[dark solstice]

Nah Yamato would have sank

[vivid osprey]

Jap L

[gentle cargo]

May the Floof Floof be with you!

[ember spindle]

warspite still Got That Dawg In Her so it'll be fine trust

[dark solstice]

Warspite would have snuck up and sent in her spotter plane to take out Yamato's radars

[gentle cargo]

Meehh Any Sub... Ni matter what era.... subs in general are OP...

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455300126338846780/20251229_213927.gif

[dark solstice]

Also is BlueStacks gonna work or will I have to smash it

[gentle cargo]

What radars

[dark solstice]

Didn't she have radar ?

It was inferior to British but still radar

[gentle cargo]

Broo Her radars Where Dogshit. ... Her Fire Control binoculars on her guns where better then her Ancinet Old radar.

[dark solstice]

Still take it out get close and out shells through her nose cheeks

Also spin around in tight circles dodging stuff

Activate plot armor too

[gentle cargo]

The only good thing on yamatobwas her armor and guns.

[dark solstice]

She was lucky Kamchatka wasn't there then

[clever sierra]

[pseudo fulcrum]

She also had good engines, her top speed was at least 30kn

[gentle cargo]

No.... 28

[pseudo fulcrum]

That’s the Soda class

[gentle cargo]

They wanted 30, but she was too big.

[pseudo fulcrum]

She had a streamlined bulb too, to push the water rather than cut through

[dark solstice]

i could fix her.......

[gentle cargo]

Yeah without the bulbuous bow she would have only reached 24 knots ish

[pseudo fulcrum]

I could, too. First off, water tube boilers and geared turbines.

[ember spindle]

put a nuclear kettle in there

[gentle cargo]

F that. Chernobyl nuke reactor and push it!!!

[dark solstice]

I was thinking go faster stripes and neon lights but your idea works too

[gentle cargo]

RGB!!!!

[dark solstice]

Logged in and burned out already 🙁

[summer storm]

Blue stack al doesnt work idk why...

[light whale]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lJnP3KNF3qxOf3UhuqpQMI23WfbdBdrKHYG_CEgdQ7Q/https/media.tenor.com/PaJHf7Y_K5wAAAPo/mink-gang-new-world.mp4

[summer storm]

I have laffey 2 and normal laffey maxed out

Xd

[ember spindle]

good

❤️

[summer storm]

I was joking we need laffey 2 before it was a thing

Funny

[ember spindle]

[placid gulch]

sheeeesh that took fucking forever

finally in AL yayyy

the game's showing me all the tips and tricks like I haven't been here for nearly 5 years

omg Infu hiii

there's 4 separate event banners in here

[ember spindle]

the "new" event started before the previous TWO events ended

[pastel oracle]

[wanton pelican]

Most amount of banners at once

[mystic vapor]

Guys who in azur lane has the longest tongue

I am totally asking this for science

And nothing else

[sick crest]

Fancy

I think

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-bunny-girl-gif-22153244

[mystic vapor]

Is there an reason why she’s blind folded

[sick crest]

[modest snow]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[mystic vapor]

I assume she’s crazy in head and people had to cover her eyes so like she won’t maul them

[mystic vapor]

She has pacifier lol

[ember spindle]

it's more that she's more of an esoteric sea creature than a shipgirl

[mystic vapor]

Oh

Is she like an pet dog

[dark solstice]

Took an arrow that went through both eyes

[mystic vapor]

Oh

So she’s. Blind

[pseudo mica]

from my understanding she's supposed to be a personification of the abyss or somesuch and I assume the blindfold represents the lack of light in the depths and how many creatures who live there don't even have eyes anymore

[placid gulch]

is that Fancy

yeah she's more of an abyssal creature

[mystic vapor]

I see

Fancy is light sensitive

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476969060955717734/20260227_143913.gif

[mystic vapor]

It’s the deer

[torpid kettle]

so basicly a gamer

[dark solstice]

I used to be a gamer til my save corrupted on my commodore64

[radiant cipher]

RAAAAH

[mystic vapor]

Another intresting question how do azur lane character dress because judging how skimpy some of their outfits it seems impossible to wear them

[outer verge]

anime magic

[mystic vapor]

Naval magic

[dark solstice]

Get close enough to draw your sword and cut the side out of the enemy ship

[mystic vapor]

Instructions unclear I shove an sword up her ass

[mystic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[dark solstice]

Who indeed

[devout bough]

La Gal's layout

[mystic vapor]

What azur lane charscrrr would drive an 2012 gmc sierra 1500

[radiant cipher]

Yea I’m at La Gal

Tomorrow I’ll grind out Gloire

[crystal summit]

I was walking around the base with an ice cream and tripped and fell over HMS Warspite and the ice cream landed on her midriff but I didn’t want to waste it and there were no serviettes so I had to clean it off with my tongue.

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-battleship-cuirassé-sabaton-wows-gif-6016113189822211503

Oh look and enemy ship?!

Gotta run!

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1499305287264239646/image0.gif

[hollow pasture]

anyone knows who the character below is supposed to be? the one above is AvP clearly

[dark solstice]

Uh what ?!

[radiant cipher]

“Clearly”

[devout bough]

I read this as "All New gibberish"

[rose spire]

It’s Friday

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[devout bough]

looks like Hakuhou to me ngl

[dark solstice]

Best day

Dance day if we get a slack day

[rose spire]

Nothing can stop Friday

[devout bough]

Friday Highday amirite laners

[dark solstice]

Hell yea

Get the beats on and enjoy it

[ember spindle]

if it's friday for you rn then i'd highly recommend that you GO TF TO SLEEP

[ember spindle]

except is it morning in japan already?

[dark solstice]

It's Thursday

[dark solstice]

Found my old wows account and the guy that has played 50,000 games and complained from day one

He managed to get up from 37%win rate to 40% and somehow got 5 kills as his best even though avg damage and best damage are mega low

[somber steeple]

[dark solstice]

Emerald best girl

Had so many sheeps to improve on before quit

[dark solstice]

I eat cats

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483509365951430788/20260317_175448.gif

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[light whale]

this my wows profil

[dark solstice]

Kongo enjoyer spotted ?

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-gif-9016589096214370227

[light whale]

[dark solstice]

I had one of my most intense battles in Pensa but how the hell did you manage to play omaha?

Everytime I looked at that ship it exploded

Kongo best girl in every shipgirl world

[light whale]

It's easy, it has a lot of cannons and I always avoided the enemy, they were shooting at me from a distance of 6-7km, I don't show my side because it's easy to get caught

[dark solstice]

I always domed it at range and skipped that grind

[light whale]

However, the most effective is Mexiko

[dark solstice]

She is a brill ship

What's Scharn 43?

[light whale]

I should get back to this game sometime, but I just don't have the time.

[dark solstice]

More important things time to move on

[sleek cape]

Hey guys

[light whale]

Well, maybe the thing that kills the most time when it's free is Darkest Dungeon.

[dark solstice]

Is that an MMO?

[light whale]

Ahoy.

[dark solstice]

Ahh nevermind thinking of another game

[light whale]

RPG, Dark Fantasy

Dungon crawler

[dark solstice]

You get your own crew and stuff ?

[somber steeple]

no way he's back

[light whale]

but the magic is that if you don't pay attention, the Mi will evade you to such an extent and you can defeat your elite characters so beautifully and easily that you will cry.

[dark solstice]

That would be me these days would lose all my fave peeps

[light whale]

Yes, you get people of different classes. Heroes, knights, bandits, looters, robbers, etc. The point is to try to keep them alive until you can equip them to a level where they have a 50% chance against bosses.

[ember spindle]

||67||

[light whale]

But most of the time the game just plays on my nerves, like Xcom

[dark solstice]

Gotta have a few bandits and robbers

Wonder will we get a new xcom

[light whale]

The biggest problem with Xcom is that in theory you get elite soldiers, in practice you get a 98% chance to crit and miss because the game gives you the 2% chance to miss.

XDDDD

You can only laugh at this.

[dark solstice]

Yes

[light whale]

But even if I die, I'll still get that shit out.

[red sapphire]

Yo yo

[light whale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rudolf-symboli-67-G78vThxORmq6nFFFgQ

[dark solstice]

I had a few issues with xcom mainly the stupid counter thing I get why it's there but so annoying

[light whale]

Are you also looking forward to the 25th big announcement show?

[dark solstice]

?

What's on the 25th?

[light whale]

Theoretically, we will get news about all Yostar games on May 25th.

[dark solstice]

Ohhhh never heard

I don't even know what other games they produce kinda

[light whale]

I personally am waiting because there are quite a few rumors and movements in the background and if they want a promo, they can represent it to the general public on the 25th.

[dark solstice]

Xcom style azur lane game

[light whale]

The ones they are famous for and have done well are Blue Archive, Arkngihts:Endfild, Azur Lane

[visual cedar]

seems to me that you dont play stella sora

[shut crane]

[light whale]

Look at Boobs

[meager haven]

Rabbids and Mario style game.

[teal girder]

Slut on the right

[meager haven]

Calling Mario a slut?

Craaaaazy

[light whale]

Personally, I've been keeping an open eye on the Gacha world since 2022, so I've been watching what Yostar's competitors are doing, and I've also been looking at the games outside of Azur Lane that Yostar operates, because that's where you can track the most information and conclude what they're going to do.

[dark solstice]

Mario worst plumber ever

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1485233687468707971/1634766067283.gif

[teal girder]

There was like no plumbing at all in Galaxy movie

[visual cedar]

i doubt that, you know too their apps are apps! free to play and stuff. a free to play xcom with micro store?

[dark solstice]

How the hell does he make money ?

[teal girder]

Remember these? He headbutt them

[dark solstice]

Surely could work if you made the girls gacha still?

[meager haven]

An Xcom style gacha would be interesting but you also kinda wouldn’t be able to do the perma-death that’s like half the soul of Xcom.

[dark solstice]

Fair enough

[light whale]

Well, what is this Xcom-like gacha, GFL 2 Exilum

[dark solstice]

Maybe make it so they die and time out for a while

[visual cedar]

oh i hate games with rep. times :I

such a joy killer

[meager haven]

I guess you could make it have “dungeons” and you have to clear a floor/ dungeon to revive your current squad?

[dark solstice]

That's better

[visual cedar]

maybe, but i dont think yostar tries to do that in any game. its more about increasing the limits in the background

[light whale]

The magic is lost in the fact that it has lost its character.

[visual cedar]

sure you can buy cubes or pulls in the games but its not necessary

[light whale]

The game should be penalized somehow if you're such a hardcore gamer.

[dark solstice]

If your squad does you have to listen to Sandy's theme song for 125.6 hours straight

[visual cedar]

we arent living in a country where the game time gets limited :o

[teal girder]

WTF is that

[dark solstice]

New ideas for game

[light whale]

I don't have any limits either, I just have things I need to do, so for example, out of the 8 hours a day I have, I only have 5 or 4 hours left that I can play meaningfully, which I usually spend specifically on 1-2 games.

Except when I'm at work, I can have up to 4-5 games on my laptop because there are gacha games on my laptop.

[visual cedar]

that's normal, but everyone can decide how to manage the free time they got

so making a game giving penalties based on game time is horrible

[light whale]

I'm like the German fast war, I'm pushing in 1-2 places but I give it my all there

[dark solstice]

How about your get a pay deduction irl

Maybe too big of penalty 🤔

[light whale]

At least I'm trying to keep it up, but if you see this picture, you can decide how much I can keep it up.

I leave a little bit in each one.

XDDDD

[visual cedar]

looks ready for deinstalling, 100% clears are nuts

[sharp swan]

Remember to water your cat

[rustic sapphire]

I want to brush women hair

[visual cedar]

imagine your girl friend is bald

[dark solstice]

Could polish her head ?

[light whale]

Well, I'm trying to finish 2-3 games 100% in May (at least I really hope so)

[rustic sapphire]

More the time pass the more you understand carlo

[clever gazelle]

[teal girder]

Wild spee

[pseudo fulcrum]

[trim gyro]

I got to the very end of the lab missions, only for the final objective to break
that last mission basically has you do the entirely of the facility in one go, which involves several puzzles, a dozen or so progressively tougher enemy gauntlets and eventually you get paid and get an item, that's it @dark solstice
I died and had to fly back to the facility twice, completely ran out of ammo for my sniper rifle but I picked up a very accurate assault rifle on the way

[dark solstice]

Damn that bloody sucks I suppose the rifle will help some

[trim gyro]

I already had one of those but given how often the game eats my guns I won't turn down a spare

I did loot several of the exclusive armor pieces

[dark solstice]

Everytime you die or is there a degradation system?

Nice where would they rank on usability then ? Decent armor or just bragging rights for collecting sort of thing ?

[trim gyro]

when you die outside a safe zone, you lose everything except equipped gear, you can find your body to get it back but can't loot the gear to prevent duping
you respawn at whichever location you set as a spawn point as long as it is valid, that can be a ship if it has a medbay but you can't respawn at the lab itself even if you park that ship there

[light whale]

Well, these are really like that.

[stable plank]

[visual cedar]

good luck and fun bro

its a nice collection

[trim gyro]

the armor is mostly for bragging rights and fashion, at the moment there's little difference in combat between sets of the same class, some have better protection from certain environmental factors but that's only relevant if you spend a lot of time in places where you need it

[light whale]

Thanks

[dark solstice]

If I was playing I would never use my best stuff from gear of losing it

Kinda like those potions in Skyrim I store for a rainy day and never use

[visual cedar]

pretty sure kancolle was like that, if you were damaged and just continued there was a chance of losing the ship

[trim gyro]

you probably do not want to take a bright yellow novikov armor set into combat even though it is technically heavy armor, it is not exactly inconspicuous
I was using the novikov backpack for looting purposes though, but next time I go to research I will probably not bring a backpack so I can pick up one of the geist ones without having to hold it in my hands

[dark solstice]

Hi viz, hardhat and clipboard and concealed knife is all you need for pvp

[trim gyro]

research is tough unless you know exactly where to go, half a dozen floors filled with enemy npcs and some of them with animals, QRF or scripted spawns on the most dangerous floors...

[dark solstice]

Research ? So it has a tech tree ?

[trim gyro]

no, that's one section of the lab

[dark solstice]

Ah okay

[trim gyro]

engineering is mostly pretty easy combat wise, just annoying but the final gauntlet is one of the more dangerous fights in the facility

and if you do the third section, that's just all heavy combat

[dark solstice]

Are these called the onyx facilities ?

[trim gyro]

yes

[dark solstice]

Just looked it up on the old YouTube

[stark fox]

Boat

[dark solstice]

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! How could she dream of that

Or imagine that

Valiant best girl

[stark fox]

She's Pent up.
Needs Violence

[dark solstice]

You and me both

[stark fox]

Also it's more so QE Imagining what Roon is imagining

[dark solstice]

Queeny perfect

[dark solstice]

Supposedly QE

[trim gyro]

some spectacular atmosphere in there, but then there's the bugs, desyncs, poor AI and some things requiring people to run the whole thing multiple times...
someone actually speedran the final mission and while you can do it under 30 minutes, expect it to take a lot longer than that

[dark solstice]

Just watched one with a guy trying to shoot another player and his scope going pure black

Valiant effort

[trim gyro]

pvp doesn't really happen down there anymore, most players have moved on but when it first released everyone was shooting everyone because they wanted the loot

[dark solstice]

I can't remember this being released

[dark solstice]

I hate pvp so much can you turn it off ?

[trim gyro]

I saw one player down there once, they never saw me though

[devout bough]

what y'all laners on about