#al-general
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Thats a lot for...... store regulations

prinz puppet

I want her
She can beat me up
With affection and love
laner
btw what is her name it so hard to spell tbh
cute
I want tan girls
minny
Boing
deep sea creature milk


Working on fox #8
Manifested by yours truly
For sure
free some pls 
Did this released yet ?
what is this

not even a welcome back smh
u said smth bad to hiryu
so no welcome for u

We need more anime IP collabs
nah
Dsmn im frunk
When #10
Once I finish 8 and 9
Soon
I only get them once every few months using the UR exchange
But 6 and 7
Already done, refer to the image above
@pastel oracle 
Which Shipgirls would you sleep at night
Sushi
Sleep with bremerton

No I acknowledge that you were trying to make a joke. It was just so painfully unfunny that I opted to not react to it
They really may be drunk
I thought 67 got incinerated in 2026 still surviving
Faur enoigh 
fluffy.

Got Windows update on fixed done.
Infernal do you perhaps have
but musashi
hello.
I don’t, sorry 
hey hey
no problem
🍋
so many new names 
That is indeed me.
are you the lemon weapon?
The what what?
lemon weapon


Damn
playable any time
play it on public transport at full volume
And have Mog as your secretary 
The loud "Azur lane !!!!" screaming at work in the room full of coworkers
this
where are the baddies

hmm
You forgot the sexy boots for bedroom play
Foch isn't an idiot
Suffren is the goober in that family
maker seems to think different
Maker says it's the hair that makes her look idiot
Sorry but i like women
hmm
Wife
Daughter material?
Why she wanting to Birmingham me
Ah Foch!
Are yall going to anime nyc or anime expo this year. I might go to nyc
other side of the world is a little far
Never been sadly probs will never be but would love to
Need to find me a rich sugar mommy in the US to fly me over 
it's the only way
mandem wallahi my shoes have been robbed
Or you can be good buddies with the certain banker clans 
probs could afford to go over tbf have enough but wanna go to tv show and movie filming areas
what if i already am muhahaha
Washington and... Indiana?
Whole China knows you play Azur Lane.
time to redownload my favorite go to sleep game, i sure i hope i don't get baited
no, you only get jebaited
amongus
Hot
I need to play some space engineers
Also No mans sky and X4 and now interested in elite dangerous and Star citizen
i would try to play spengies, and just die of hunger on a planet, or join a friend and they'd take me to their base and be like okay go play now, and then i'd die of hunger next to a fridge full of food, great game
can I get a yeehaw
survival sandbox games are like that, unless you know what to do you're going to die a lot
Poggers.
Yeeehaww partner
Me not knowing what i am doing most of the time just winging it xD
She's huge
all fat
She could float with these baloons
time to sleep

good night all
Goodnight
YOU
GET BACK TO WORK
Get the blowtorch
eww
get U-24
peak gif
do NOT resist
U2 band, U-2 spy plane, U-2 sub its OP
In reality, that's never happen to me because I looks like criminal
So lucky they created this game
wrong formi
BWAHAHAHA
mm?
This and GFL2.
True
Old pre dred formi
Formidable
This one
For you, not me...
But what if B2
Nobody sink Formi when she gets angry she is scary
B2 good to use
Maybe, forget about it
Tell her "how much?"
I was showing my buddy the rabbit hole of “Plane waifus” cuz he didn’t believe it existed
she should be flat, better for the radar profile
Can fucked
Optional*
being stealthy with those chunk is definitely quite impressive
woah
Keep going
which one is this
Murm
Murmilf
hmm
How many event ships are there for this current event?
Because im tryna figure out how many im missing
u pull 3
Ive got got the points ones (both shop and progress from points), as well as a couple from building
Js wondering which are the event ones that got added this event for collection sakes
the ones in #game-news
Holly sheeet
those ones
I don't know...
MANJUU LET ME REPLACE YOU I'LL SAVE YOU
Same
is this zuikaku?
so that others may live
No,it's Patrick
yes
wheres the azur welkin
wish this was a skin in game already 😭
i like how the j 20 look, the other ones look just like a triangle
Fun fact about this:
they were going in the same direction for multiple weeks, hitting the same targets.
One of them got lucky and got a ping on the plane during the half second it’s door was open and they suddenly think it’s a massive win.

the j36 looks so fucking cool
well they still got it
anyway and then the chinese embassy got hit
ah im not a fan of that one and the other one, they look like regular triangles
i just love the 3 engines
oh it has 3?
I don't want to discuss what else went wrong with the bombing of Serbia
yes
because it would turn dark quick
these are some weird looking boats
she aint that big
don't worry, it's only warcrimes if you are at war
f35
35
i love indiana
it has jdams and 120s so
22 has 2 engines
ah idk much about planes
hows he done that then
fair enough
wheres the decepticon warship/shipfu
Dragon boat
because he's fucking starscream
im so jealous i forgot to buy this skin 😭
the secret animation is crazy

indiana cowboys vs aliens skin when
cowboy
worth skin
should have get it so many lewd stuff inside it

yea i tried them all when i rented the skin
How is still possible to waste all your cubes and still not get a particular ship in this fucking game? We need a fucking pity system for non-UR ships.
Okay Hoffen
How many cubes did you use?
Ngl, it is cancer trying to get one specific ship and getting SR and UR instead of a rare or any other collection ships you want
holy mom
Exactly.
Find me another gacha that gives you the pity option on non-High rarity characters
The thing is I could go on and getting the only ship I need, Shandy, is not guarenteed.
I pulled shandy i think 4th try outa sheer luck, and I prolly wont even use her I js have her for collection
wow a new caracciolo skin
This game NEEDS you to get every single girl so you might be tempted to buy the skin, tho.
i need her
wtf you on about?
Now im back to the grind for more ships that I'll actually use in a fleet
You don’t “Need” every girl. This ain’t Genshin
It's all RNG, I have 3 Elise, 4 Yukino and 2 Tsukushi
Still 0 Shandy.
...
Reading comprehension devil.
Look man, if you WANT a character, you pull for character. Very rarely are you locked out of content by missing someone
Damn, I legit just gotta grind out Patty for all the reward ships, then its just the rare ships that I need, I got all the gold ones the first week of the event
Lmao, people buy skins for ships they don’t have all the time

Imagine buying a skin for a ship for a collab ship you didn't get and might not come back again.
can't be me

Ofc not. It's stupid.
i never had that issue
Oh it'll almost 100% come back, its just a matter of player desire for it returning to make it worth the update and allat
Yeah because most people don’t really care about the collab ships.
Tell that to Neptunia

Vacation lane has been here 3 times now, so it'll probably come back a 4th given enough time and player demand
did you say...
3 elises?
It probably will, yeah. But it's not guaranteed.
Hey pin
btw it's now been 5 years since the nep rerun was in the talks, i checked recently
Anyway, getting super unlucky doesn’t mean they should change how their already hyper generous gacha is run
Its like at one point Bismarck was in the heavy build pool, idk if he's still in there or not, but it has happened before so there's precedent to do it again for more moneu
I'm at 699 cubes now. I could go on and get her, but we should have the Alsace rerun and the new UR event this month, so...

It's kind of foolish throwing so many cubes for a useless collab ship.
Bro complaining about PITY when he has almost 2 pity worth of fuckin’ cubes
remember.
as they finally get a mainline game after 10 whole years of spin off hell,i think Neptunia has a 77% chance of being the second IP to rerun after DoA:XVV pt3 ahead of Senran which was 13%
but think about it, they never rerun
Im js realizing I can ask y'all for tips on how I can improve my current fleets ship wise
Bc these work, but I feel they could be better in working together
So tell me, my brother, why are you so against Manjuu giving us more options to get ships?
Hololive is pure 0% thanks to CN incident
Because I understand that Pity is a fallacy.
Here’s how it works
wut
Kizuna?
i'd say around 1%~5%
My only srs are from this dumb Collab is my account bricked?
Because it doesnt need to, azur lane gives us plenty of chances and options to get ships
#gameplay-help is your channel.
“Damn, I have put almost 80 pulls into this banner and pity is at 100. I might as well drop the $40 to get to pity.”
i'm on the opinion, that gamers are babied way too much today
It’s a way to get you to spend more to get the thing, it’s sunk cost fallacy in action
Sir, thios is Azur Lane.
That doesn't happen here.
Plus, adding pity means reducing the chances to enhance the fact you have that safety net
wdym it does all the time
Never have I paid for cubes.
Nah, you just gotta get lucky with pulls, try do 4-5 builds at a time because it simply raises chances due to how chance calculations work
So instead of our lovely 2% chance.
They’d drop it to .5
Pity would mean they would lower the odds of getting the character to encourage you to spend more to get to pity

You clearly don’t understand how these game work
Well.
I don't have coins
what's more likely?
🅰️ a random club from somewhere out in Slovakia,Norway,Kazakhstan or Austria winning the champions league or 🅱️ Looking through Glass of Fact and Fiction part 2
Coins are too hard to get
in all my time playing Al, i always built the URs in one build
Save them
We play the slots.
The house will find a way to make you lose.
the other build i didn't thy to get the UR
I need to use them for upgrading though
I'm not delusional.
Ngl.. same, but I get better luck to at least pull blue quality ships which have some relative use (not comparable to rare, SR, or UR)
What stage you on?
Try grind for 12-14, iirc its the best for coins other than higher maps, ofc you can always do war archives which also give decent equipment blueprints
she got the protein
The hunt for Spee gives you a kind of decent AA and Torpedo mount, they arent as good as stuff from the shop, but it is still way better and easier to get than tryna pull from boxes
4 Elise, 5 Yukino, 2 Tsukushi and 0 Shandy. 669 cubes. Nice.
So its a half-decent way for coins and 2 types of good equipment
Legit the only girls im missing is Monica, Honoka, and Patty
And i've got all the event ships from the rerun
You can buy the letter from the rerun event shop and pick Monica or Honoka.
Is that the blue or pink points?
Need more indiana art
Nvm I found which one, and I could 100% grind that out by sundown
Pinkj.
I js gotta actually save them, I js spent all the extra points i had on boxes
Why is Argus featured all over the event art when she has like 1 line of dialogue in the story 
Bc they can
She's relevant in some capacity, she's good to be plastered over every square inch of the event
Im blessed
Seeong this while dtunk is a blessimg 
quick question how many buffed picture you had in your gallery 
not difficult to browse online
technically..i have more..
a lot more
but mods would get upset because size
One thousand of them?
really is
Well, I got patty 🤷♂️
Guess I just need to get lucky with 1 build and to grind out some more pink points
This event was probably the fastest one ive ever done
It took me longer to get the event girls when the SMS ship girls were added a couple years ago
fat kow, nice tummy
Guys, do you think Manjuu will rerun Alsace before CN anniversary?
....
Dargon
Stupid ass sticker
I want to be isekaied into suzutsuki's hamster

What about into a random piece of steel on Bismarck ?
Maybe better on an Iowa more to see
Which ship is the Dragonborn
This game is far hornier than I remember
ikr
working on comic
Idk but i don't like her
What is this screen i never saw it
In op siren
Don't use fleet lock
It should show the enemy stats
cool
yes, very cool
I know

Til date they gatekept me from her
whereas I get fuku speed in a 1 pull
also fuji
Are you sick.
jus put her on your like wishlist whenever the events come around you'll prob get her then
I mean we got a selector ticket not that long ago
ye or those
And So?
20 bucks for a 3* sounds fair to me
IM BROKE

Heart Attack?
D:
I still have my support card selector

Should probably use it
good for you vro
you still enjoy the game unlike me
you still haven't reached the point of burnout
Cute girls
She can fix you
That is cuz i know how to pace myself
It's faster when your account is bricked
Only if you bad
i am a prime example

Caramellosing my mind
ok then time to quit until mr cb
I like Rice Shower and she has rewarded my dedication

Despite me not knowing what I’m doing 90% of the time
because you actually pay and you also have a great fucking base
to train on
🫳🏻
🧱 🧱 🧱
🧱 📱 🧱
🧱 🧱 🧱
you have like
Bricked account
50+ horses
Okay… and?
and you might also have great cards

to train with
No get phone
Nah, my cards pretty ass
do you train with mlb sr and welfare cards
My guy I pulled 1 copy of it

The rest of it is from free Rainbow support shit
yep I'm waiting until December
yeah maybe playing the game on mute and doing career on 4x is the reason why I am burnt out faster
I just take my time and enjoy watching my girls do good.

Blargh
Then still in love crashes into race to chase you down
I shoot her in the face with Ketamine
With ketamine
Yes. Horse tranquilizer
So Ike your going shoot an drug dart at still in love
Only way to be safe is to stay strapped
among all the runs I ever fucking did I never got a hot spring, do you only get that if you read the story without quick mode on
Use sleeping medicine not ketamine the drug that makes people tweak

did someone mention tranquilizer
Ah but there’s where you are wrong.
Cuz they are horses
So it’s a tranquilizer
Oh
yeah I guess I'm just fucked
fucked personally
I mean most of them came from the two weeks that they boosted the hot spring rates
Guys imagine Mari setogaya as an Uma or ship girl
bruh
the 3 horsegirls of france
I mean given my situation even if I try I ain't getting even close to meta 😢😢😢
Neither am I

i just hope atleast at grand live my situation (somewhat) changes
because so far my trackblazer runs have been ass on my own
Everyone has different ways of having fun, that being said, I've never understood playing the gacha collection shitty mobile games to use only the good units even if you see no appeal in them
Is your way of having fun just control?
always in the B+/A/A+ territory
Any unresolved issues from childhood?
No the fun is in winning for them
Win at improving your life
I just try and make the umas no one would use for certain tracks into monsters (ex: Turf sprint Haru)
If they were even thinking of that they wouldn't have been playing gacha games out of everything
turf sprint haru
There's so much you can play, and you choose the mobile gambling slop to win in
Might as well be competitive in LoL
Hey, if we don’t have fun. We keep playing?
End game is winning the Arima Kinen with Haru
I just like watching my Depressed girl win
That's the fun for me at least, winning with who I like
If winning is all you care about no matter with who, that sounds like an obsession of some kind to me
god I wish I had favourites
Just thug it out
Depression bad
fuck you mean with thug it out
WHAT
god tier fumble
p button straight into the water
imma buy Kashino
tundra7 shut the fuck up please. 
Good actor
good afternoon to you
Have ya eating anything yet?
Am eating right now
me too
Eating so much I got free food
Actually they swapped my order with someone else and then just gave me the other one for free basically

Still counts as a win win
It do. Got double barbecue wings
i fucking hate you for how lucky you are

My guy I’ve had the plague for 4 days now

fuck you mean you're infected with plague
Which type are we talking about here
I tried to drink an energy drink for the first time. I chickened out and gave it to my neighbor
I couldn’t do it

daily dose of argus

i love watching the mii fishtank
I need Belfast to show me some tender love and affection
come out ye black and tans
bear this is the 2nd time youve sent an image of the ira
probably
what has brought this on
Sufhi booba 
falling down a set of stairs combined with insecurity and anger at my employer
Dpn't wr all?
and that results in ira posting?
how bad is your employer
O'm too drunk ro comptehend
like...completely disavowing all my work and effort bad
Tbf I would react the same way
the ira thing is a joke, the employer part is real
I see
Imagine game devs brainstorming about new skins ideas and someone proposes to make a skin with ice-cream on ass
No Surrender! ✋🏻
getting political in the al gen chat
😭
Never a dull day
Hardly unless i get offended about the IRA mentioned considering they shot a family member
in the ankle tho
CONE OIT YE BLACKS AND TANS COME ON AND FOGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
Come out and fight me like a man! Show yer wife how ye won medals down in Flahanders, tell ‘er how the IRA made ye run like hell away, from the green an lovely lanes of Killashandra!
Two things can be true, yknow? Such as:
- The existence of the IRA is extremely understandable and traces back to decades if not centuries of British royal abuse towards the Irish
- The IRA were monsters and it's kinda weird how reddit they have become in recent times as if they were le wholesome chungus resistance fighters
i believe every man should be entitled to a big tiddied kitsune
i will make no comment because i hate them with a passion
Floof
the ira not boobs lol
My hecking black n tannerinos
Up the 'ra am I right guys!! Updoots to the right please!
disrespectful mf 😭
Yeah lol like don't get it twisted the British were not saints in Ireland. It's not surprising that the Troubles happened as they did
Kinky boots is a banger
But the IRA were genuinely evil lmao
Yeah
Anyway: IRA want Irish independence but are also hyper radicals.
Ohhh I got a brand new shiny helmet an a pair a kinky boots!
I've got a new flack jacket and a lovely khaki suit!
Independence fighters have always been radical
terrorist organization primarily funded by americans inexplicably popular on an american social media platform, what a surprise
But if I say it's effectively the same mentality as supporting the Nazis I'm the bad guy
Like my side of the fence who has their own groups these guys are more interested in making money selling Dr*gs and stuff kinda sucks
ah yes
Pokemon
supplied by russia too supposedly
i did laugh the BBC used arma footage way back claiming it to be real supposedly lol
The IRA has split a couple hundred times over, sadly. They’ve been around too long
The BBC isn't the only ones
I want my fsce in thpse heavu boobs
But that’s a conversation to not be had in the boat booba chat.
They did a car bombing a few days ago 😬
are you having a stroke over there
He is being smothered in formi's awesomeness
Having a stroke and his first thought is pulling up ALO 🥹

Mod him now
how nice
Peak human
very thoughtful
my alcphol intolrrance is tsking a toll on me 
Deffo my fave Formi art
Lol Im drunk guys get it I drink booze 😎
Ok dude now I don't believe your drunk
W LaffeyII, Mog, & Willy D enjoyer ❤️🩹

That's too many spelling mistakes for it to be real
First time trying a 0% bro chill

AYO BOOBS
Fucked up off da white monster
Me too actually I'm drink rn
how long have you been drunk for mate
why are whatsapp-branded things so funny
no brand has any right to be anywhere near this funny, especially not a facebook brand

Gpd forbid a prrson look at bppbs for the last timw 
Big Booba boat chat
For the crime of being drunk you will forever only be able to look at man boobs muhahaha
Nah, we respect all boobs here
it was quitr a long wrdding 
Turned off auto correct just for this message btw
Even the smol boobs, like Hipper
Big Booba boat tho
I respect
larping being drunk
I think that's a good sentence for being drink tbf
it's fine it's fine give her a hand rq (cw: genuinely excessive booba)
Larp larp larp 😭
New level
Oh no that not good Booba
Discord on your phone on the most happy day of someone else's life
There's autprrect for lsptops?
L existence
this image is a violation of poor Shinano
Heavy 
yeah autprrect for lsptops
Too much booba 💔
I'm guessing your on phone since you are clicking p instead of o and the fact that you start your messages with a capital letter
She would just sleep on it and not move until she get help
Booooba!!!!!
Yes
More more more!!!
There a too much
"I fixed her."
who the FUCK are YOU bro
Posts made by a thirsty infant
Lol
Even the Big K doesn't have that much 
She didn’t need fixing.
90% of alo users

I applied the I can fix her
Scream king
hipper is one of the very few ships who really need this kind of "fixing" for their own well-being 😭
Its like 10 time the size of kashino !
Ig soem things arw just automatic 
already fixed
Poor kashino back
I watched 8 episodes of the Azur Lane animation in like one night in 2020 and I’ve been hooked ever since
Flat Hipper is good Hipper hear me out 
Spain is part of the Middle East and anyone who says otherwise is a big fat liar and a coward
Peak
People dont like the animation for some reason i thought it was alright
Anyway
hot anime girls
Id say kashino close to max size it can be ok looking


there is no too much oppai, feet, wakipai (armpits) midriff, thighs, and ass
that is hindy right ?
Any bigger than her is jus ridiculous ngl 😭
Cute.
Would Headpat
Wha even ist this propagsnda?
Looks too young gng
Just base shinano already huge
Whatever, go my truly Dutch Gouden Leeuw
oh don't worry she's very strong
👇
Kashino just peak size
Frrrrr
flat ain't got no soul
unless we're talking flak
Peak
Finest German steel
I need milk!
I like Hipper the way she is 
Bismarck good size for her
hindy looks like liz from fate series

zuizui regressed
❌
Flat has more soul than the largest titty.
the bigger the tit, the less the personality
Middle ground is peak tbf
Like Eugen
Big has soul, flat is aristocratic

Is false statement i got lot of both !
A certaim flattener begs to dffer: 
Im living proof
alright buddy 💔
yeah yeah we get it you like kids

Bro why we lolifying all the shipsgirls
Boob sizr doesn't matter. It's how it fits thw shape is wht matters 
See the drunk guy gets it 
Discord the update 

thst said, Mogsdor will always be hugw 

That's the way we like her 
She huggable
Cuz they cute
perfect pillow :3
Anyone
Takagi 
Scammy cdt will always be scammy np matter what form
My wife in the middle
Ayanami

We dont have a Yamato too i forgot
Ahh


12 episodes of enterprise vs 1 episode of bismarck in slow ahead
Bismarck should have more screen time
nuked the episode
They buff everyone in SA
and the azur lane fandom has never recovered since
Hey, is anyone here a CN player and/or Chinese? I’ve been looking through CN wiki for more direct translations and…well, I feel like there’s a lot of in jokes here I’m missing
I’m with ya mate
the only thing in azur lane that gets boosts are boobs
NJ butt ?
claims to be parts from Prince of wales
Rip
I will do what I must to raise the birthrate
That dont help
maybe, i didnt pay it enough attention
On May 21st, 2023, Royal Malaysian Police raided the scrapyard site where the remains of HMS Prince of Wales and HMS Repulse were illegally salvaged at Kota Tinggi, Johor. Parts of both ships, anchor, artillery cannon barrel (113 mm Mk. 1 AA Gun) and UXO - were found at the site. [album]
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