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dude the prius is 40k usd where i live and its the lowest trim
you guys got chargers with that price
Live in southeast asia?
Thought so
I have friends from that region that constantly complain about unfair pricing
Honda prelude
From thailand, vietnam and indonesia mainly
true
In the uk a lot of the car market survives on 2ndhand deals
Idk if it’s a good thing
thats almost 60k usd here
Wtf is this fuhahh A90 from wish
It’s also 60k usd here in the US with markups :(
Its cheaper to build your own car from raw materials at this point
ah i think the prelude is just overpriced though, even the new prius is faster in 0-60
ahahah count me in
i just needed something to replace my camry. Because it was getting old
So which offers the better driving comfort
i mean the fact that you got 3 cars show how easy it is to own there
i guess the prius
After all no matter how fast a car goes, if you cant sit in it for more than 4 hours it's not a good car.
Looking for 125cc bike
also minimum wage here is 180 usd lol
I’m also just insanely rich
God damn
Sounds normal for those regions. Legal slave labor.
ah idk much about motorcycles myself, but i got a 150cc
yea i know 😭
genuinely vile.
im planning to rip my aircon off
Why?
weight reduction (im just bored)
RIP my current BMW
What country is this 
im just gonna say im in SEA because im embarrassed
You see your first mistake is buying a bmw
Those chairs are so ass
Well…
A comfortable ride is the most important part of a car for me
I’ve had more uncomfortable cars
at least food is cheap i guess
Sports cars?
WHat are you doing in Sea?
at th ebeach or what ?
Those also cheap out on the seats
Lambos
i ripped my car's rear interior once i cant hear anything because it was so loud
weight reduction
im an azur lane commander i gotta be in SEA
How did i know exactly what you were gonna mention
I’ve mentioned it before
for reference

I never saw that lol
oh damn
give me a green card pls
But yea i love low profile cars that enforce shrimp posture
I’m 167cm tall
My favorite breed of car is that which requires yoga to get into
i’m small
but you said you prefer comfort
I wish i could
The bro living in the sea like:
hey we're almost the same height
actually?
It was an attempt at sarcasm
put bucket seats in your prius
Im 186 currently
im 168 cm
We are NOT near the same height tf?
Wrong guy
wrong guy
1cm off

Im 173 and i fell smol
Leclerc is the only reason why I’ve gained the discipline to be as dedicated to Unryū as I am
the only thing i know about f1 is that max verstappen song
Tu tu turu
Max verstappen
Wha currently???
oh yeah speaking of F1
Italy is apparently investigating half the roster for tax evasion
You’re getting taller? 
Anything to let Kimikaze talibantonelli win
No i will shrink back down at some point
Bro might be THE gremlin
gotta let the pay drivers win
I only know that Verstappen is doing well when his goofy face is plastered in every supermarket here in NL
living up to your name fr
Shrivel up like a raisin and make a cave my home
:(
guys im curious, dos anyone get 🪵 due to this game?
yes
Straightest Azur Lane player
least straight
Noooooo not at ALL
oh
why would you need to know this
just curious
the nayoro skin hideen interactions did nothing for me
and wanted to know if it was normal or not
Especially not with all the amount of humongous cake and boob
type shi
???
Warframe
lololol
😭
lol
it’s a little sad tbh
now, I’m no formula 1 fan (I’m a NASCAR fan) but watching F1 starting to do the same dumb shit that NASCAR did back in the 1990s-2010s is both a bad omen and a sad thing to watch.
the FIA caught lightning in a bottle, but they should be careful that they don’t let some idiot take the reigns and completely shit on the racing.
kinda like a certain stock car series back in the 2010s
1st thing I see looking into gen chat
Hey bros does anyone else get a hard cock when playing this game haha just curious lol describe your erection to me guys just for scientific reasons
me seeing wrc with 3 teams
this chat isn't real
yes
its just for science!!!!
Please bro I need to write 4 more pages for this essay on male bloodflow dynamics please
It’s almost like the FIA let someone with minimal race experience be president
dude you suck
i genuinely dont know y my gifs r like that
fire pfp
its amazing
Hood in the front of the flag is beautiful.
What is this?
also sounds like a certain stock car series in the early 2000s.
cough cough Brian France cough cough
fr
Because you got image banned
if he said please i might have answered... people need to learn their manners smh
ohh
God I love being british
Biting my tongue hard enough to draw blood
that was an acideennntntt
real
what did you post
I want to eat nayoro's tail
I wake up, and see the flag with a crown next to it
does this mean nep rerun is coming this year (mainline is releasing this year)??? 
Your image banned ? 
what
it was basically just straight up porn
nsfw gif of bremerton
Ain’t no way
yeah for a day i think
Its 5 years later man
you could see her nipples
he’s been in the server for like 2 days
Nep rerun is copium
yup :((
i genuinely didnt noticee
maybe just stop posting porn
what can you expect from a roblox face pfp
yeah i will
Was it because of the Kashino pic ? 
no
the bremerotn one
its better u dont
i relaised after the ban how bad it rlly was
image ban speed run apparently damn.
He made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement
lol
Im not even a prude, I literally edit porn, but even if the game is ecchi at best, people in here just have an incessant need to post their "this is what I jerk off to guys" material
I dont get it
Have some shame
this u?
/j
exactly me after the ban
Give him a toy story alien hat
yk its bad when the you get restricted in a server where people all basically post borderline porn
do you remember the fella who posted an image of his doll
unreal
we all trot a thin line between wholesome and just straight up porn
Groningen when
post more wholesome art NOW
We are that line
I think that was fake tbh. He just did it to get a reaction
Bullying is a chaotic good and a moral necessity
Are we adjusting to pragmata?
Can’t believe it has Ai art
why do i feel tempted by the thought of smashing anchorage's toys in front of her sight
Do not
The only ai art i can accept

I can still see it when i close my eyes
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
either way
ohhh noo ive been hacked
Azurlane right now
The Infamous taihou doll
hes still here i think
lol one of my friends actually did get hacked and was sending fake mr beast links and stuff
oh


Whatcha finna do to me
Tirpitz says hi
Send pic or you cappin
Firing squad?
using this server while with an irl is risky
Queen Elizabeth?

im image banned
bro that is NOT him
oh nooo
lol
Imagination ban worse
It’s be fire if I went storm chasing in a AL wrapped car
If you make Anchorage sad, I will make you suffer.
(cue photo of typical Discord moderator)
Go storm chasing with a clip board, hard hat and hi viz vest, the storm will let you in no probs full access
what’s that little teeth protruding thingamajig called
a fang.
Yaeba
teeth?
I’m gonna add a siren and a big ass OSHA sign on the side
Nice try, I’m not tryna summon a demon

No it really call yaeba
We all love anime girls with visible fangs
Would your HOA let you park at your house tho ?

A canine
I have a chill HoA
And, a massive stupid hair on their heads
my HoA dgaf
Why are they serious now
We had a corrupt association here it's long gone lol
When life throws you lemons wear them
Im finna squeeze lemon on enty's eyes
Didnt play uma yet
But they look wife materials

Im an ethical tourist
Very cute horse girls
Dropped $40 into Uma and not even the sunk cost fallacy has made me want to play
Speed is a girl?
Me spending hundreds on wows and the same feeling
Mpreg
Same
Tbf I've spent more on AL
Stop
But I had my fun with AL

When does Uma get fun?
AL best girl
It must be the wind
At spring
For a moment , i see wuwa slop
Uma is cozy game.
It’s fun when your girl wins close races
Good bit of dopamine
I think what I dislike most about Uma is the card system
Will you be clean after a rice shower ?
Did someone say law
Yeah… but I like horse
We need the Judge in these end times
So I pull on horse banner
I got excited cause anni was supposed to have a free card selector, right? And then I see in game I have to grind for it lol
Yeah, no, go fuck yourselves Cygames
We began to love horses since umamusume came out globally huh?
I might go back to hoss game when twin turbo releases like the colour scheme
Horse?
My cards suffer, but at least I get the cute girls
I think Uma is just, a really really shit game, with really cute girls
horses indeed are men's best friends 
I had a respect for horses before hand
Every Gacha ever
At least other gacha have either a story or some form of gameplay
are there any new PR/DR ships now that WoWs has the AL 8th wave
There this anime where cute girl riding a horse.. call walkure romance.. it mid
It does have gameplay.
The gameplay is gambling
I mean the girl is cute
Nice natty is cute
Are there gacha games with <1% rate in chance to get
every gacha ever
I like her with her hair tied
Yes. Most of them
Episode 1 btw
So long as they tell you the odds, it can be as low as they want
In case you didnt read your warn, it's for 2 weeks

General grievous is down bad just witnessed him try to sell his lightsabers on pawn stars
Gacha games' chance to acquire a character should be 1% at minimum
It an anime
oops
Trust
Must be getting it tight for money
Trade federation short on funds
Also in episode 1
Seems so sad times
Gacha games should have a guarantee for the rate up character and a better form of pity than most do
Ecchi everywhere
Yes
Gooners contribute to their economy tbh
(Spoken from a gooner btw)
Not a fan of capitalism, I just engage in it in every meaningful possible way
I am gonna make you eat your word
Not a fan of capitalism either
Nyet
Actually, it's been a while since I last saw a communist role player
Communism doesnt work
This actually
hi
The anime name is mangaka to asistant san
what is that discord banner bro 😭
Communist until im rich
I was wondering why old anime are so weird
Another daughter to raise
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HGlSYIdbQAA3Kop.jpg don't forget the plant
Learn how to pronounce her name like a real Dutchman!!!!
Duh Zay-vun Pro-vin-see-uhn
Davvy-john-locker
close enough
cute personality
Am i dutchman enuff?
Adress the elephant in the room
Heat
maybe the elephant like in the room undressed
i mean unadressed
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HGlSJp9a0AAtFy4.jpg you mean this one?
Where did musashi get that forehead from of her small version doesnt have it
I reject my little sushi (i oathed Musashi)
Musasmoll
golshi
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HGbEZKebAAADlvT.jpg what are we eating?
I just like collectin’ em.
This is the only gacha game I feel comfortable being able to grab every character
special touch em
Or sleep on Portsmouth fat tummy
Or get kidnapped and go on a pirate adventure
Travel across infinite dimensions so that the sirens can be kept at bay
that's just tempesta lore
Mogador slander won’t be tolerated
Ain’t slander if it’s true
Like how she smells
The smell adds to the experience

Mi24 my beloved
where'd she find a hind
Me, I am a seller of all goods
Sup Laners 
Imagine wolfenstein has crossover with azur lane and we get see this absolute unit of an battleship as lady
rerun when
Might as well be cooked
Unless idk? The combine invades?
Some eldritch horror from Trench Crusade?
Combine boat
Or halo aircraft carry will be added
Centaura
holy cringe
that looks like something out from r/nazis
But NGL that battleship would have the biggest boobs that rival Musashi
Alle hassen nazis
I mean you do realize there is axis ships in Azur lane
and?
Especially ||Bremerton||
Wonder, what did the Sakura Empire have that was similar to Unit 731
thing is they don't look like a pro nazi post from r/nazis random ass reddit name I made up but prob their reddit is called something like that
the only similarity between the sakura empire and the irl empire of japan is the insane faction infighting
I see
the only similarities are that they have a sakura emblem
tho in Japan it was only on the front of the ships
And the ship names and class designations
the sea shadow when
the insane faction infighting -w-
welp shit happens
that's how Akagi avoided the psychiatrist for so long
a good tanatologist would've prevented the whole Naraka thing frfr
The buns 
Just wonder, Were the Iron Blood just using Wolfenstein Technology?
They had shady stuff with the Siren's alongside The Sakurans.
I mean yesn’t
Just wonder if the Siren's are that advanced and have a weapon like this in their rigging
Make that 3 Gustaves
didn't wows already do that
Just imagine the Recoil
By the time it's calibrated and loaded that battleship will be perforated, sunk, all the crew dead and their bloodlines extinguished
It will be washed, chopped, cooked and served up
nah
we already know the deal with Orochi AND who our final boss is in the game universe -w-
Wonder what are we gonna deal with?
We saw that
I had to remove before a mod looks at it

Welp rip my ass rhen
Ripbozzo
you deleting it only made you more sus 
Are we going to deal with that squid faction
Tempesta is
its whole own thing
Tempesta event is on halloween
are you interested in the lore? i could try answering your questions 
Nooo stop she doesn’t deserve it
Question do modern ships exist in azur lane universe
no -w-
Then she should put on some pants.
Oh
No.
Why though, we already have Missiles
19650s/60s missiles
Then some sirens have this.
and that's bc china needs scraps to keep getting ships
Meanwhile Washington DC and Moscow already have missile ships before the Rice farmers
neither faction is in danger of running out of WW2 ships to add to the game 
Kinda
pinhead you like the collab event
Yeah, his teeth were basically rotting
probably, we can't know
Like the guy beloved by never brushing his teeth were sharp as a tiger.
all humans mentioned in the story aside from us died in another timeline -w-
He'd be long dead anyway, the original timeline was somewhere in the 23rd century IIRC
we don't know what's up with humans in our timeline aside from the fact that they've moved out of the coasts
Idk who this Tohou character is but WHY IS THE LORE so DEEP
and that there's siren cults in the NP
because one guy who had nothing better to do for the past 30 years
I've been asking myself that question for a long time 
I am ambivalent towards it
Like holy, I only do this every time I hear a Tohou Song
Fair enough
Gm cuties
What do her eyes look like underneath
Closest thing to Marin kitagawa in azur lane I think
Big fox
Lil fox
Chud cat
Dog
She's definitely not a chud
She’s an goo gaga baby
YAAANG


nya nya nya
Guys look it’s an ship girl
The
Yo
Did you try turning it off and on again
we're now 30 minutes into a call
Sounds like a bad idea
im not entirely sure
are u sure
Was the ex bad ?
very
Why still in call ?
I want Redbull

no
Though I have drank straight from the teet before
yes
I want Kavkaz milk
Good afternoon everyone
Good
cowpens is artificial cow so it might be nutritious but from lab while kashino got natural milk

holy milkies
all mine!
relevant fox jumpscare 
i showed you my ace, pls respond
alert the infernal
Waaaaaaaa I did it. Got Elise after 298 pulls
This pic is so funny for some reason
It hawks tuah point
"such a cute shinano art..how about I give her disgustingly huge tits for no reason"
Its so big its not hot its just goofy
alright buddy 💔
I like big
I like enormous
I dont like humongous
did you censor her feet? 😭
Because I hate feet fetish
fair
Feet are a cognitohazard
Hood is listening to a banger at the gym
stuffed
''Lisa in the crowd said: Look, Larry had a vagina malfunction''
oo oo ooah ooah
uh huh...
Du får ikke komme til Sverige
holy shi
the more i look at kavkaz the more i wonder if this girl being serious about being a nun
None of them are
Duguay-Trouin and Implacable too...
kersaint is fine until her second skin
so idgaf
The Iris is a really weird Christianity
the hip surgery is tomorrow
That moment when knee surgery
Too smart
ooo
i walked so mii guy could run
Get people to pay you to remove the censor
No

gotta earn that outfit money somehow

Mommy...

Azur Lane 2 is going to be wild
Azur lane will have
Bache retrofit
Laffey III
Mutsuki UR
It seems that the infernal is not doing his job anymore.
enterprise ii meta retrofit
Only I get Kavkaz feet
He is afk

What azur lane character has the best outfits
What I fear most is when he appears
Heinrich has a few
My favourite might be Cheshire's Oath skin
Oh shit he is here 
She's stunning
I must run
we love agir
If you love Azur Lane post some Hindenburg

guess i dont love azur lane
Prinz Heinrich
idk ask re1er whenever they show up
Ship biscuits ftw
No Kavkaz on Pixiv

Qualität
hindenburger 
Girl you just ATE it??? Iron fucking stomach holy shit
Did she use coffee?
No
Just ate it like it was a cookie
what shipgirl is that
Not
wife/10
Schob/10 
Time to sleep

Good night all
Come to my bed
Yessir but first give me tickets to norway
Cute
2b ass eyepatch
blindfold
I'm so simple. All I need is Hindenburg, Ägir, and AvP.

hola, compadres, how are you?
Mogador slander won’t be tolerated
No..
Mogador is in Morocco
Will be Russian too
With a Vietnamese name
What the hell is up with your Mog
It's in that fictional universe
Kagan
She a quad agent ?
Thoughts?
no.
damn she has a sig p226. why doe
Go delete enemy
Mutsuki is so talented she can fire any guns
Child soldier effective
WoWs Swedish ships in AL when?
I'd love to see Sverige and Vasa
Whenever they add real ships.....
Vasa would have gigantic breasts as she was severely top heavy
Did I hear wows is starting with rockets and missiles ?
Haven't even seen season 1 😔
AoT is so peak
Seen it around just don't know if it's for lil ole me
Eren got addicted to aura farming in season 1, and just became cringe by the finale.
ereh!
Are these Caroleans
mmm… mjölk...
yes
Yes
Cool
Fearsome warriors of the Northern realm
I know about them
I want to buy a uniform
Swedish Empire, Charles XII
It’s a nice uniform
Blue and yellow go nicely together
Sabaton ♫
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjQhd1APsd5NQhiVZV7GYzg
Film - The Sovereign’s Servant (2007)
Фильм - Слуга государев (2007)
"Copyright Disclaimer. Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and...
Carolus Rexolus
I think he was 16 or something when he fought against the Tsar
That sounds about right
Zirks-M
Poor kid went through so much shit only to get killed so soon
See the white in their eyes, Caroleans are marching on!
Put their lives in God's hand, for the kingdom and fatherland!
Was it chosen by heaven?
is she a BB or BC?
each projectile weighing over 7000 kilos, travelling at 1250 meters per second with radar guidance
BB
what armour ?
she's almost 500 meters
800mm citadel with a 305mm belt
To protect the nuclear reactors
Sæmir's war flag
Moth vs butterfly last man's standing match
Butterflies are moths tho
They dif same ancestors tho or something
these guns are so fucking big
they’re in the same family
Some reason moths always annoying asf
But it’s not like a hornet wasp situation
Butterflies are right smack in the middle of the moths
Butterflies are lovely
over 39 meters long
all hornets are wasps
the barrels
But not all wasps are hornets

I'm not
Not all hornets
ants are related to bees and wasps
They’re all part of the lovely named family of Hymenoptera
This one diff 
"not all hornets, but it's usually a hornet"
Not all women are boobs, but all boobs are women
I wonder how the shockwave of these would feel like if the Yamato's 460mm guns would make the admirals feel like their throat was punched into their stomach
admirals don’t have stomachs
I think it would break the deck
Man boobs tho 
those aren’t true boobs though
Because high testosterone
Block it's water intake
flying warships
she can do 55 knots, oof
surfing planes
almost 60, which is way too much
Mogador could do 39
this ship weighs around 220 thousand tons
I'm too used to aircraft so anything less than 120 knots feels like grandma speed
AIRCRAFTS HELL YEAH
I bet you shower naked, whores
everyone does, slut
Only the ones that shower at all
I turned her into a shipgirl
I've showered naked with 20 other guys
I bet that slut doesn't shower at all
ARE YOU THE GUY FROM INDUSTRY BABY
She stand at about 5 meters tall, more muscle than a Reaper from Subnautica

No
You just gotta be confident to shower naked
Didn't have a choice in the matter
Time to destroy Alsace and her fleet
brother
who doesn't shower naked
Wut?
Is this irregular in the other states or am I just tripping
Yeah but most people shower in private and not with other guys.
That was the situation I was referring to
I truth nuked her
Shipgirls shower naked, right?
Damn.
Giant public bath
Water usually flows
Usually they're wearing conveniently placed bubbles, steam, or lens flares
who even bathes publicly except the ones who are broke of course
Which is only noticed in Japanese media
Anyone who's been in the military
Hungarians
English people until the 13th century
i mean today bro 😢
Hungarians
Sardegna definitely showers publicly
CRAZZZYY SIDEBOOB
Japanese people
Damn. 
Finns
I removed the game
ok
Time to start from the bottom again
We bath in the river after a good harvest
Now remove yourself from this server
o7 rip
Now remove your bootloader
Didn't link your account?
Uhh i don’t remember
HELL YEAH
Hold on let me check
THEN YOUR PHONE IS ROOTED
Do I ram Richelieu?
oh yeah deleting the bootloader bricks the phone
I must be the pyramids the way I'm bricked up for no reason
Obviously yes
From behind?
Ram with what
eye, eye, captain
Aye, not eye
235 thousand tons of steel
With his elongated prow
going 58 knot
I promise you are not that well endowed
she is
Oh you're playing wargaming
What's even the point then
Penetration 1545 was my nickname in college
?
That's no way to start a family
I am going to kill

Bleh ;p
just swaying
Zirks can't allow Richie to love SKK
Wanna bet?
She will ofc do it anyway
How can you marry a ship
Belief and a mission



